1 p. J Absolutely Pure. Indispensable in the preparation of the finest foods. I have found it superior to all others. I recommend it. M. Gorju, late tit, Delmonico's. A FAIR ATTORNEY. Alast the world lias pine awry 8mne Cousin Lillian entered college. For she has grown so loanied 1 v Oft tremble at her woudroue knowledge. Whene'er 1 dare to woo her now Bhe frowns that I ahonld soannoyher, And then proclaims, with lofty brow. Her mission is to be a lawyer, Life glides no more on golden wings, . , A. sunny waif from El Dorado; I've learned how trite the poet sings. That coming sorrow casts its shadow. : i -When tntti frutti lost its spell I felt some hidden grief impended; When she declined a caramel 1 knew my rosy dream had ended, 8hc paints no more on china plaques. With tints thatwouid havecrazed Murillo, Strange birds that never plumed their backs When Father Noah braved the billow. Her fancy limns, with brighter blush. The splendid triumphs Ibatawait her. When in the court a breathless hush Gives homage to the queeu debater. Ti s sad to meet such crushing noes From eyee as blue as Scottish heathen Tis sad a maid with cheeks of rose Should have her heart bound up in leather sad to keep one's passion pent. Though Pallas' arms the fair environ; Bat worse to have her quoting Kent When one is foudiy breathiug Byron. When Lillian is licensed at Iho law Her fame, be sure, will live forever; No barrister wili pick a flaw In logic so extremely clever; The sheriff will forget his nap To feast upon the lovely vision. And e'en the judge will Bet his cap At her and dream of love lilysian. fiamuel M. Feck in San Francisco Argonaut. Scott Enjoyed Being Lionised. Sir Walter Scott is an example of a great man, who, en far as we can judge, enjoyed paying the penalties of his greatness, even in his hour of death. He wr.ij frreat enough, bat then he was that kind of a man. and the circumstances among which he lived were favorable. That was before the day of the penny post, of the electric telegraph, of rail ways and of the interviewer, and in his prime he lived at Abbotsford, which is equivalent nowadays to saying that he lived at Joppa. He seems to have been singularly free from the penalties of greatness, which have enormously rn creaeed since the Wizard of the North went home, and such of them as came in his way be seems to have heartily en joyed. He apiwara now and then to have relished being turned into a rare show, and to being pointed at wherever he wettt So Walter Scott. Indeed this be ing pointed at seems to have been rel ished by many men whose greatness was undoubted. Thackeray seems some times almost to have resented not being pointed at. All the Year Bound. The Story of "lUud. Few people knew Tennyson and his peculiarities better than did his neigh bor Mrs. Cameron, the well known pho tographic artist, who made a fine aeries of character portraits by photography to illustrate Tennyson's poems. The history of her search for and selection of models for these characters is inter esting. Maud was a starving Irish girl, who served her both as model and wait- ' ing maid. The sequel to the story of Mrs. Cam eron's Maud is too pretty not to be given. When Mrs. Cameron held her exhibi tion in London, Maud was sent np with a chaperon to explain the pictures to the public. A gentleman came in one day, and after having asked several ques tions left. A year or two afterward he passed into the Indian civil service, but before storting for the east he went down to Freshwater and knocked at Mrs. Cameron's door, begging for Maud's hand. The beautiful Maud was willing, and they were married. New York . Tribune. As Anecdote of Benan. ' Benan while traveling alighted at Naples. One morning a servant of the hotel came to him and said that as she had heard the preacher at the cathedral make rise of his name many times, she would be thankful if he would choose for her a number in the lottery about to be drawn. "If you are a saint," said she, "the number is sure to be a good one; if you are a devil, it will be still better." Benan smiled and chose a number, but he never knew if the servant was lucky. London Globe. The Cruelty of War. An incident related in the biography of Sir Provo Wallis, admiral of the Brit ish fleet, brings home to the render the cruel nature of war. It occurred din ing the war of 1813. An Auiencun cap tain had taken a tine Blnp to Linton, where she had sold her cargo for the use of the British army under Welling ton, and received several thousands of dollars in return, which were on board. Meantime war had been declared, and on her homeward voyage she fell a vic tim to the British squadron. One of the principal objects of her captors was to obtain information. The American cap tain was sent on board the Shannon which afterward captured thefatnons Chesapeake but was kept in ignorance of the war and of the fact that he was a prisoner. -' He answered unreservedly all the ques tions put to him, and Captain Broke. who greatly disliked the deception he had been obliged to practice, now felt it difficult to make the prisoner acquainted with the next step which must be taken. At length he forced himself to say; "Captain, 1 must buru your ship." The American, overcome by surprise, faltered, "Burn herf" "Indeed I must." "Burn her for what? Will not money save herf She is all my own and all the property 1 have in the world. Is it war, then "Yes," said Broke. Both parties were painfully moved: and the scene did not end without a tear from each, but duty was duty, and the prize was destroyed. Youth's Com panion. , ' 1 ' ' . . ' ' - . A Feat in Writlns. John 3. Taylor, of Streator, Ills., once wrote 4,100 words on the blank side of a postal card. This was sent to a Chicago paper, which heralded the story to the world as being the most wonderful piece of nonwnrk ever executed. As a matter of fact Mr. Taylor's effort has been dis counted on several occasions, oeeuie, the penman of Ottery 8t. Mary, Liver pool, once wrote the following pieces en tiro without the slightest abbreviation, all npon a piece of cardboard & by 3 inches in size: Uoldsmith'a "Traveler," "The Deserted Village, "Essay on Edu cation," "Distress of a Disabled Soldier," "The Tale of Azira," "Justice," "Gen erosity," "Irresolution of Youth," "Frail ty of Man," "Friendship" and the "Ge nius of Love." In the center of the card there was a perfect picture of Ottery church, all of the shades and lines being formed of parts of the writing. As a kind of tale piece he added the anthem of "God Save the Queen," embellished it with seventy two stars, fifty-one crescents and nine teen crosses, finishing the whole by draw ing a picture of a serpent which inclosed the whole of the miraculous nroduction. If you wish to ascertain exactly how much Beedle's effort exceeded that of Mr. Taylor, count the words -in the Goldsmith pieces catalogued above. St. Louis Republic. , How They Bobbed the Marquis. In the old range cattle boom days, when money from foreign lands was pouring into the west like water, there were a good many sharp tricks prac ticed in delivering cattle. It is recalled that the Marquis de Mores, who tried to cut such a conspicuous figure as a rovo lutionizer of the American meat trade, and who later became notorious as a duelist, was badly sold. While in Da kota he bought 10,000 head of cattle from two Englishmen, . They were first class cattle and cost forty dollars ahead. When these two Britons delivered the cows they worked one of the neatest "skin" games that was ever heard of. Medora, yon know, sits in a valley, with table hinds en each side. Well, the Englishmen ran 5.000 head of cattle in on the marquis and collected for 10,000. The way they did it was by running the same 5,000 twice aronnd the hill. De Mores never "tumbled" until he had paid his $(00,000 and the merry cockneys were bound for Bomb Amer ica. It was a clear steal of $200,000, but the marquis didn't make much bones about it. He had plenty of money and didn't care. Chicago Drovers Journal, BURIED THE TREASURE. The Strange Romance of Itobbery on the llordor. "Arizona banditti" Is a phrase taking enough for the headline of the moat lurid article or the title of the most thrilling dime novel. Unlike most lurid titles, bow ever, it fnlls short Instead of exaggerating the actual fact. There is probauly no other region of enual area in the world so well suited for outlaws, and if there ever was a time when the rugged cunyuns and wild wastes between the Gila and the San Juan did not harbor land pirates it was before the Aztec occupation of (Humboldt says) the Twelfth century. Certuitily the oldest Mexican Indian tra ditions and tlio subsequent written recordn tell the same story, but the latest case of really romantic interest is that of Ramon Ortiz and Manuel Unjalva. Ortiz was born in Seville, came to Mexico and took part in the Maximilian war on the side of the ill fated monarch, under whom he held a captain's commission. Upon the dis banding of the army he lien to Arizona, accompanied by the Mexican Grijslvn, who was a soldier under him. From that time on their hands were against every body, and everybody's hand against them. ItAMON OltTIZ. MANUKL UHOALVA. In 18"9 the driver of a privttte express was murdered about thirty miles south ot Phoenix and $50,000 in bullion from the Tiger mine taken, besides a few huwireil? in greenbacks, It was soon learned that the robbery was the work of Ortiz, Gri jalva and an unknown Mexican whom foi some reason they had induced to join them, and then the long chase began. Years after tirijalva was shot and mortally wounded in Silver City, N. M and the pursuers had the address to impose one of their number on him as a priest. Grf jalva confessed everything, willed his share of the bullion to the church and described minutely the old adobe house by the side of which the treasure was buried in fhoe nix. Highly elated the pursuers returned to Phoenix, but the old abolies were gone and handsome residences aiul new streets cov ered that section. There was much dig- ging, but to no purpose. Last winter the story was published that Ortiz had died in Hermosillo, Mexico; the priest who absolved him was found, and in due time all thestorynot told byGrijalvacameoitt. It appeared that they had buried the money in Phoenix as a temporary measure only, expecting to return and take It to the mountains, but were so closely pressed that they had to flee to old Mexico. In a few years Ortiz returned tndisguise, and though he spent a week in Phoenix things had changed so that he could never locate the spot where lie buried the gold, and fearing to excite suspicion by diggiug he gave it up for the time aud ventured into Sonora aguin, where, though aged, he again engaged in his formemccupiition of brigandage. When at Hermosillo he was taken sick from Hit old wound and died. So the treasure is lost forever, unless some lucky man strikes it in digging a welt or sewer, and if he does the chances are seven teen to one that he will keep very still about it, and so the world will never cer tainly hear of that mow. The aultan of Morocco. ft is generally stat ed and believed thai the sultan of Moroc co, like the czar, is at once the temporal and the spiritual head of bis people, but this is not quite true. Though one of his many titles is that of "guardian and commander of the true believers," this authority ii very shadowy at least as far as the Kaironin is concerned and the sultan had an opportunity of judging some three years ago of the danger that might re sult from his interference in purely church irovornment. for some reason or other he commanded that the mokad- dum, or chief trustee of the university an office which has been hereditary in one famil" since the death of the Tu nisian Fatnia be dismissed. This was done, but within three days there arose such an outcry and hubbub at the sultan's attempt to exercise un wonted authority in church matters that he verv wisely bethought mm to an nounce that in a dream the apparition of his sainted father had appeared to him and requested him to reinstate the mokaddum. The mokaddum was rein stated, and the sultan has never inter fered again in the affairs of the univer sity. Fortnightly Beview. Injuries from Carbolie Aeld Warnings are given in a German medical journal against the injury to skin, and even bone, which may result from the long continued use of weak say 8, 1, or even 2 per cent. carbo- lized applications, especially upon perron- eral portions of the body, such as the fingers. This effect, it is asserted, is due in a small measure to the action ot car bolic acid upon the vasomotor system, but in the main to its destructive effect upon the red and white blood corpuscles. This induces, partly in a mechanical and partly in a chemical way, stasis, first in the capillaries, and, if the actum of the drug be continued, then in the larger veins and arteries, with the result that the nutrition of the part is inter. fared with, and the removal of harmful substances hindered, the maceration of the epidermis caused by the acid favors evaporation, so that the gangrene is a I (try one, a mummihcation, as it were, ON A TANDEM, The hillside hissed In red and gold; The HuUls had bili-liiiil to limber; The air was erlsp, nor yet too cold, As down a winding way 1 bowled - WltuJenuleonttHuinber. Sweet Jennie, with her chestnut balr, Her roguish eyes and laughter; : ', How proud was i that she was fair; ;': How glad was I to see her there, And kuow tlmt none came afterl Oh. dream of happy days gone byl Wo spoke of autumn sadly; And when I seemed to hear her sigh 1 lisped hor name, I know not why Somehow she pedaled badly, : , I lisped hor name, and growing bold No wonder she grew sober, Or that the wheels so slowly rolled Along the sunlit, leaf strewn mold - This rare duy In October, - - I lisped her name and bending low Wblle pedals turned at ramloiu TIU cheek touched nb.eek-1 hut you know Of course 'twas wrong to treat her so. Sweet Jennie on a landein. -Wheel, From an Old Hook. In one of the oldur manuals of the common council of New York there ap peal's an interesting directory of this city for the year 1005, Then there wore exactly twenty streets and a po ulation f Sill, Broadway at that time was De Hecre strain (the principal street). The Battery was Aon do Stramlt van de N. Revcir. Wall Btreet was De Waal, Pearl street was De Perel straat, Whitehall street was De Winckol straat, William street was In de Omits valley (In the smith's valley), and Broadway above Wall Btreet was Buytcn de Laut Poort (outside the land gate). All of the residents were of Dutch extraction, with the exception of one whose 'name appeare in the list aB Jacob, the French man. There were Roosevelts, Beokmnits, De Peysters, De I'nys, Van Cortlandts and Verplancks in those days. Clams, oys ters and fish formed the principal food of the settlers at that period. Occasion ally in the spring New York was visited by "such amazing flights of wild pigeon that the sun was hid by their flocks from shining on the earth for a considerable time: then it was that the natives laid in a groat store of them against a day of need. New 1 ork Times. A Hoy Who Liked to Out Wood. One of the strangest cases of somnnm. bulism occurred some fifteen years ago in an Oxford county village. The boy hero of the story was noxt to the oldest of a large family. As not much was to lie made on the farm In the winter, ami nthor work is not easily obtained in a small place, the father aud the oldest son had gone early in the fall to a distant state where laborers werosenreaand lalxirwell paid. Tiiesupor vision of the farm fell upon poor Ned, and a conscientious llfctlostevmrd he was. After great baskets of dried leaves, gathered mid much sport in the woods, huii heaped tin the great bin, ami the house Had been snuglvtucked up in evergreen boughs, Ned cut and hauled the great enrd wood sticks into the yarti for "workiiigup." One night he had been too tired to attend to sawing and splitting, and he went to lied worrying about it, riot that thero was any real need, for the piazzalike woodshed was closely lined on three sides with carefully fitted wood; only he disliked to have one day's work rim into the next. About midnight Ned's mother, hearing unaccountable Bounds below, stole into Ned's room and found he was not there. Greatly alarmed, she continued her search until Bhe reached the woodsuea. "Ned, Ned!" she culled, but received no response. Wonderitigiy the mother ap proached almost iieurcnoiigli to touch him, still lieunld not a word. Glancing again at him she saw the boy's eyes were shut, and, having been some what used to his walking in sleep, tnougnt she would see what Ned would do. Care fully he placed the cord wood stick on the sawhorsc, took down the saw and actually, with both eyes closed in sleep, sawed wood, and was about to take down the ax when his mother thought it timetoawaken him. Lewiston Journal. A Very Valuable Diamond. A wonderful diamond Is now iielng cut in Antwerp, which is said to lie the second largest in the world. At present it weighs 474 carats, but when properly cut it will be reduced to 274 carats. It will then be rather larger than a pigeon's egg, and only slightly inferior in sl.e to the "Great Mo-i gul," the celebrated Persian diamond. At present there are no rumors as to the prob: able purchaser of the stone, but a faint idea of Its value may lie gained from the1 cost of cutting it, which is no less than 1,I0. Tli imesra atahotel in Ohio presented one of the waitresses with a pair of roller skates in hopes of being waited on more rapidly. , One hundred and two kernels of grain, it id aaiA iitivM Iwwn counted in one beau of wheat grown near Cheney, Wash. Our readers will serve themselves by noticing the remarkable offerings advertised In another column by the Sherwood Hall Nursery Co. of Menlo Park and Ban Fran Sisoo, who are leaders on the coast in far Dishing everything for the farm and garden. Glasgow Landlord When ye (toe outside ,.Tock, ye'll see twa cabs, Tak' tho first yin, for the other yiL s not mere, uuiu uiuu. The World's Mammoth Hotsl is the 1100 room, fireproof, summer Hotel, the "Great Eastsbh," at St. Lawrence avenue andllOth street, Chicago, two blocks from Midway Flaisance World's Fair entrance and over looking famous Washington Park, World's Fair visitors can avoid annoyance ana ex tortion of sharks bv engairimr rooms now at 91.60 a day, each person, (liiaropean) by addressing Copehwd Townsend, Manager, (formerly manager Palmer House), 42 The ivuuaery, uutougu, You can't incise the extent of a man's liter ary reputation by the number of times bis pro- O! theAgony Of Those who Cutter from Scrofula Pood's SarmparMa Purtflu, Soothes, Heals, CUKES. Ur. T. T. Johnson Ban Jose, Csl. "I have tor nmny years been s great luftsm rromDClsOVUI.A breaking out on my arms and legs; they were covered with eruption and sores, discharging all the time. I triad very many medicines and ooiMUlted physicians far and near, but nuily grow wm. I have taken but three bottlss of liood'i Banana- Hood's ss Cures tills for rheumatism, and has derived so muob. kemult from It tlmt sne declares mere is no other medicine on earth. We would not be without It In the house If It costs 120 a bottle." I. VAnnar Johssoh, San Jose, Cal, K. B, Bo sure to get Hood's rlarsspnrllla. Hood's PHIS set easily, yet promptly anil sOloleutly, on the Uvsr and bowels, S5e. SAVE A BMAU. STOltK Diin't hnvtt nHffotui it M HriaortiuiMit hm tt law one. Try what mi- , vniitHK"" the tnnmrt-ei-emi uive you with In prire mid imntity. For 35 Cents ml 9 Cnts uxtra to pay ptritiin;e w will mull vim it Imlv'B Jt'f- THE PiB. I wy UllilMK. Vwt.with high nei'lt, lonjr ulenvus, shiijHfd wtt and In I'lthitr whittf, wmi or j(my uolor, Our hprtng CrUMloguf lull all atmut now muH mid lowwil prim. Ww will eml tt for thu atking. Olds&ECing I'ortlnnd, Oregon. fT ror tsrdm H7T VaC. I """" VJC. 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