.HUB ETON BOYS. ITT. E N0RLI3. "1 had the pleasure of belng'rathcr in timately acquainted with I.ady Bracknell some years ago," replied Jim, grimly. "Oh, yes, of course. Well, she'll be very glad to see you again. Gome and dine with us somo evening. I expect we're pretty deeply engaged just now, bnt I'll drop yon a line." Well, those young swells took themselves When Jim had departed, I could not offi 0M By one, nntu ,he and I were left help remarking, "It must be very eon- alone, and then-do you know what she venient to have such a bad memory as did then!" I0-" , , "To be sure I do," I replied. "She Ilracknell was apparently preoccupied. I iKW hw chair close up to yours, put her "Bad memory? How do you mean!" he head a little on one tide, gated pensively asked. "Oh, I seel But It would be more ,t jmtt lnd presently gave yon to under tone purpose to pity Leigh for having ,tand that you wore the only man whom auoh a confoundedly good one, wouldn't ltf rt,e had ever loved with pure affection." Be looked as sulky as a bear. Iaay, May- .0h, no; she didn't go quit that nard, will you do me a small favor!" I though I must say However, "That depends on what It may be," I j perhaps I ought not to tell you." answered. "I do not see the use of having a tried "Oh, it isn't much of a one. Ton know t trusted friend it he la not to be let the editor of The Piccadilly Gaaette, don't ju, your confidence. I think yon decld- you well, just run your eye over this paragraph that he haa put into his scur rilous paper." He drew a newspaper from Us pocket and pointed to the following oracular an nouncements .. "A certain noble earl is not quite so enfeebled in Intelligence as Is sometimes aunnosed. Kot satisfied with knowing that hia son is heir presumptive to a vast slaw, ne is moving neaveu ana eann ui g his daughter married to the present ; holder thereof; so that, In case of the ad- vent of an heir apparent upon the scene, 1 the property may at least remain In the family. And yet the heir presumptive la not happy, they say." "I don't want AJf Beanchamp to read that aortof thing, yonknow,"aaid Brack-, nelL - Ma "lean well believe that you don't," I answered; "but how do yon propose to prevent him from reading it, aince it ia already In print!" "Oh, that's Bothlng. Very likely he won't at. It; and U he does see it, e odds ! are that he won't understand. What I want Is to atop this newspaper brute from I speaking more plainly. Yon might he a I good fellow and manage it for me. Tell : mm we'u invite mm to ainner u ne axes, ' and if that won't do, find out what will da 1 suppose he has his price.' "Very likely he has," I answered, "and I am much nattered by your Intrusting me with this delicate mission. But I am like the editor I demand my quid pro quo, ad if I do this for you, you will have to do something for me." "With all the pleasure in life; bnt It isn't much that I can do for any man, ex cept ask Dim to dinner." "Yon can do a little more for Jim Leigh, whom I think yon will admit that you have treated rather badly. First of all, you can beg his pardon. Is that too bitter a pill for you to swallow!" ' "Oh, I'll beg his pardon, if it will nuke him any bappier," answered Bracknell, laughing. "Secondly, -you must promise that yon will neither ask him to play cards with yon nor borrow money of him." Bracknell opened bis eyes. "Do yon know, Maynard," aaid he, "that that is not very far removed from being an im pertinent request" I replied that I might have aaid much the same thing of the request which he had addressed to me. Anyhow, I must have his promise, or I should not go to the office of The Piccadilly Garotte. So he laughed again and gave the re quired pledge, and went his way, leaving me somewhat reassured aatoJim's future. Lady Bracknell, I knew, would try to make him tall in love with her again; bnt I was not much afraid of her succeeding. Clever aa ahe was, she was not quite clever enough to understand that the surest way of disgusting Jim would be to show him that she was no more true to tne husband whom the had chosen than she had been in days gone by to himself. CHAPTER VAX One morning not long after this, Jim did me the honor to breakfast with me, and gave me an account of hia first inter view with Lady Bracknell, which amused me very much and contrasted favorably in point of style with his epistolary effort. "I thought," aaid he, "that 1 had better call and get it over; so I went to Wilton place about V o'clock in the afternoon, hoping that ahe would be in the park and that I might leave my card and retire. But as she was at home, I had to march Into the drawing room, feeling a little shy and awkward, don't you know, as one does after spending such a long time out of reach of civilization. I dare say I got rather red in the face, and I was horribly conscious that my boots squeaked. There were lot of men In the room, young fel lows with bouquets in their buttonholes and very high collars I hear you call them 'washers' nowadays and they all opened their eyes and mouths at me, which was like their impudence. I con fess that they made me uncomfortable at first; but after a bit I recollected that if I hod ordered the eldest of them to run up to the Brocas tor me eight or nine years ago be would have put his best leg tore most, and that set me more at my ease. Besides, I almost forgot them from the moment that Hilda began to talk to me. Mr dear Harry, what an extraordinary what a miraculous change! ion never nreoared me for anything of the sort" "I told you that her hair had become debased from gold to copper," I remarked, "If I didn't prepare you tor any more startling change, it was because I must own that I can't detect any." "Can't detect any ! Do yon mean to tell me that Lady Bracknell la the same woman as Hilda Turner Oh, I know what yon are grinning at; you think the ebange la in me, and that there never waa any such person as the Hilda whom I wat to love with. Perhaps you are right; but tor all that she has transformed herself Into something very unlike what she used to be. She doesn't look a day older, and speaking Impartially at I can now I should say that she is prettier, it any- thing; bntoh, dearl I didn't likeherwayt of going on at all She is quit the mod- em great ladyrtlie hot all tnefothlonabU) lung at the tin of her Uiairaa: and tut said tiling which which well, I hat to hear Indies say such things. Ami it struck me thnt the mashers were anything but respectful to her. As I listened to her, I wondered how I could ever hare been such an idiot but no matter! Yon anld the wouldn't fascinate me, and roost certainly he didn't, I am quite cure,:, Harry, and I nippoat I enght "to he re-y glad, bnt when one haa nursed a tv.nplaint for years, It makes one feel r -iior queer to lose it nil of a sudden, The sensation ia something like having a double tooth out. It's a good riddance, of course; bnt it seems to leave an enormous gap behind it My ons.ht to tell me what ahe did," aaid I. For I wanted to know. 'Well," Jim continued, "she began by abusing Bracknell said he was a drunk ard and a spendthrift, and that he ill treated her, and I don't know what all Fancy a woman speaking about her hus band Uke that!" Evidently this was a new and distaste- experience to Jim. "Perhapa it was though," I suggested. "if it was, she ought to have been the fat person to say so," returned that hard hearted Jim. "But, between ourselves, i don't believe it was true. She haa told roe untruths before now, and why shouldn't she tell them again! I tried to atop her; but it wasn't a bit of good. She went on about her marriage having been mistake, and about her having been drawn into it and having renewed when u wai too late, and so forth. Do you anppose she aays that sort of tiling to everybody!" j pied thst t mint taoT. bnt probahly ,he endeavored to auit her conversation to her auditor, "Her conversation didn't suit me, at all mntgn turned Jim, emphatically, And tneI1 he told how Bracknell bad u;. bawim begged his pardon in very frank and manly way for the wrong that he had done him six years before. "I went to call at Portman square the next day," he continued. "Poor old Lord Staines waa always kind to me when 1 was a boy, and I think it amused him to hear all about my adventures. He wanted to know whether 1 hod seen UttieSunning yet, and begau to brag about the boy and his pluck and his beauty very much aa he used to brag about Bracknell long ago. Poor old fellow I It was rather sad to hear him. He said, 'I hope you and Bracknell have made It up.' and when I told him that we hod, he muttered, 'That's right that's right Old friends oughtn't to quarrel about a woman. Women aren't worth quarreling about After which he pushed his chair back and made a little bow to Lady Mildred. 'I dsn't mean yon, my dear,' he said; 'you're worth your weight In gold, as everybody knows.1 I remember your mother used always to be telling me that Lady Mildred was perfection, but somehow I never no ticed in those days how pretty she was. I suppose I had only eyes for one person then. Ah! well, times are changed. I'd very much rather talk to Lady Mildred than to Lady Bracknell now. I had a long chat with her while her father dozed over the newspaper. It was pleasant to find that she hadn't forgotten me at all though she said she would hardly have known ma with my beard, which she didn't consider an improvement." "Is that why you hove shaved it off" I Inquired; tor Indeed Jim's long thin foes had been deprived of that ornament "Ob, well, one doesn't want to look more like a backwoodsman than one can help, you know," be answered. "As I was saying, Lady Mildred and I had a good talk and discussed you all, and en Joyed ourselves very much, until one of Lady Bracknell's mashers came In and interrupted us. A fellow called Beau champ; do you know anything of him?" "Alfred Beauchainp," I replied, "ia a young man whom everybody knows some thing about, by reason of his being quite in the front rank of eligible bachelors. His rent roll ia said to exceed 4U,UUU a year; also he has cool mines, which, I be lieve, are expected to go on increasing in value. He is the only surviving son of the late Lady Staines' brother, and in the event of bis dying without issue, the whole of his property would pass to Bracknell. As it would be dangerous to count upon his doing anything so obliging as that, the family have decided to marry him to Lady Mildred; only I Imagine they haven't ventured to tell him so, because, of course, he is his own master, and he might insist upon his light to choose wife for himself. Did Lady Mildred re ceive him well!" "I don't know what yon call receiving him well," answered Jim, looking a'littie displeased. "She was civil to him, but I didn't stay long after he came in, I must say he struck me as being rather a young fool and certainly not good enough for her. .Do you suppose that she wants to marry hlmr" "Lady Mildred Is a dutiful daughter," I replied, "and Lord Staines Is notoriously in embarrassed circumstances I can't say tor certain what she may want, but I think I con form a pretty shrewd guess at what she will have to do. She is not so very much to be pitied, after all. There are very few girls in Loudon who would refuse Alfred Beauchamp, lean tell you." "Ah, you're just what you used to be!" exclaimed Jim, impatiently. "Why should yon always take such a delight in repre- tenting that everybody it selfish and sor- did!" "I j. pointed out that jhad made no such general arraignment and that to far at jjy Mildred was concerned, I had meant & imi,ir nmt, if she married her cousin, i,e wouid probably do to from motives of anal sn(i disinterested affection; but Jim d BOt disposed lip listen to me. . idare say you knew more about It than I do," he interrupted, "Anyhow, It's &0 butinest of mine ' I did not tell him that I had reason to doubt whether poor lady Mildred would be happy with lkwuluiiro. My mother still maintained that the tiii l'o heart had been given past recalling to Jim; but It would have been a pity lo hint at such a state of things; because he wits evidently a little smitten with her, and It was quite certain that she conid not now accept htm, whether he wore a lieard pr not So I agreed with him that these projected marriages In high life did not concern humble individuate like ourselves, and suggested, by way of changl ng tho subject, that we should drive up to Lord's to see the Eton and Harrow match, as we had previously arranged to do. Jim and I threaded our way, grumbling, through the deup fringe of spectators, whose perHoiis and vehicles effectually prevented ns from catching a glimpse of the game, and, having been provided with tickets by a member, were about to turn these to account when wo were arrested by hearing our namescallcd out in a high, clear voice which was familiar to both of us. From tho open carriage in which the was sitting;, nrrmmded, as usual, by fashionable youths, Lady Bracknell beck oned ns to approach, and we could not dc- otherwlse than obey her orders. Her lady ship was clad in Eton blue from the crown of her head to the sole of her foot, and very becoming the color was to her. She at tacked Jim at once. "Come and talk to me," she said; "I have a thousand things to ask you. You don't want to look at that stupid cricket, do you!" Jim, with a self .assertion for which I should not have given him credit, replied,' "Well, I crime here for that purpose." But probably the reluctance of the fly acts as an agreeable stimulus upon the spider. "You shall go and look at it presently," Hilda said, and signed to him to get in the carriage beside her. So I left them together and strolled on, feeling truly sorry for poor Jim, because I am sure that it must be a most unpleasant thing to be obliged to talk to a woman with whom you have 6uce been madly in love and whom you love no longer. I hod not proceeded very far before I came upon tho Staines party old Lord Staines lying back iu his carriage, propped up by cushions which kept slipping down and demanded careful watching .on the part of Lady Mildred; little Lord Sun ning, standing upon his grandfather's knee to get a better view of the gome; and Alfred Beauchamp, leaning over the car riage door and blowing cigarette smoke into his cousin's face. I stopped to speak to them, and Lord Staines said, "So your friend Leigh is back ogam at lost, is he! back at last eh! Stupid fellow! If he had stayed at home, he'd have got over his disappoint ment sooner and thanked Heaven for It I tee more thau that young woman fancies more than she fancies by a long way." - c The old gentleman had contracted a dis quieting habit of thinking aloud. He went on muttering to himself now, and I dare say that If his remarks had been audible, they would have been found to he uncomplimentary to his daughter-in-law, whom he detested; but who, never theless, had reduced him to a state of tol erably complete subjection. Lady Mildred looked a little nervous, I thought, and went on talking very fast to Beauchamp, a fair complexioned young man, whose conversational powers were not brilliant, yet who was by no means such a fool as Jim had hastily assumed him to be. It struck me that he was bringing his mind to bear upon the thought that it might be ft good thing if he were to marry his cousin and that he was succeeding very fairly well. However, his attention, If such they were, were soon interrupted. Little Sun ning, who was rather a friend of mine, had clambered from his grandfather's knee on to my Hhoulder and hod just dealt a resounding blow upon the top of my hat, by way of applause to a retiring bats man, when a vision of sky blue flitted be fore my eyes, and a high pitched voice (I forget whether I have mentioned that Hilda's voice had a metallic ring which no efforts on her part availed to soften) said: "You are a nice sort of a person to make appointments with, Mr. Beau champ! May I ask whether you remem ber begging me to bring you here to-day! And are you aware that I kept the car riage waiting for you three-quarters of an hour!" And then I heard Beauchamp murmur ing excuses from tho background. "By Jovel lady Bracknell, I'm so awfully sorry. What an Idiot I am! Can't think how I came to forget It!" There woe an indistinct rejoinder, fol lowed by a gradual dying away of both voices, from which I concluded thnt her ladyship had taken the young man by the ear and led him off. Having persuaded Sunning that he would be more comfort able, and that I should be cooler, if he got up on to the box, and having thus re gained the power of turning my head round, I perceived that Jim hod taken Beauchamp's place and wat conversing with Lady Mildred, whose eyes bad grown perceptibly brighter during the last few minutes. She certainly looked very pretty in her white dress, and I could not wonder at the satisfaction which Jim obviously derived from gazing at her; but tt was unlucky, to say the least of it that he should have taken tuch a long time to discover her beauty. Six years before, when Alfred Beauchamp bad had a father and an elder brother living, there might have been some hope for him; but his chance was now represented by a zero of a type so clear that one could only hope he might be enough of a reasonable being to see it Reasonableness, however, was not bit distinguishing characteristic to b flOHTrmriD, Mmr roll. Rev. Primrose The tide walla for an man, my young friend. Merritt-So they say. Btill, when one lias down on the sands, it teems to wait till he's asleep. Ufa A Wattle! Test "Mamma, dear, do yon know youVt got twenty-nine pins in the back of your drees I" "Good gracious, child, how do you know!" "Why, I've just pulled them oat "-Pick-Me-Up. HE FIGURES IN FICTION. The Original of Pickens' Innpeatot Huckett Htlll Alive. James Tnckett, formerly Inspector of the . detective department of Scotland Yard, London, has been making a long visit to friends in Sausiillto, Cal. The ex-inspector, who is now eighty-two years of age, rose from the ranks as an ordinary constable to 'the aueition which he aftrward held. His work was so good that he was repeatedly promoted, ami he became one of the fa mous "Bow street runners" before the special department of detective police was established at Scotland Yard. Mr. Tuckett was one of the characters in Dickens' famous story "Bleak House," where he figures as Inspector Buckett In a pleasant chat with a San Francisco Chronicle reporter he said: "My happiest reminiscences are connected with my asso ciation with the famous novelist, who at the time I first made his acquaintance was writing his 'Sketches by Boz.' The first time I saw him lie was prowling around Golden square, Soho, in a sus picious manner, and I followed blm and asked his business. He said he was in search of material for newspaper stories, and he thought no wider or more prolific field could be found than In the great metropo lis. He was a quiet, unassuming young man then, but he Interested me very much by his flashes of wit and the evident ac quaintance which he hod with the sub strata of Loudon life, - "For years after our first meeting, and until I became inspector at Scotland Yard, he regularly met me at the station or left word where I could meet him, and together we have visited every quarter of London, from Connaught square to the slums of Limehouse hole and Katclitfe highway, and every den and hole on the river side. At times we would .enter the dens of thieves and evil characters of all kinds, and the early morning dawn would find us at my post to report with scarcely a word said between ns; butall the time, furtively gland ng at his face, I could see how pro foundly he was impressed by all that we both saw and heard, and I knew Instinct ively that he was quietly gathering ma terial and storing it away for future use in those wonderful novels of his which have made his undying fame. "To most men he was silent, but with me, after a tramp of eight or ten miles, when I was released from duty he, accom panying me to my home in the old Kent road, would make my flesh creep with his vivid epitome of what we had seen. Our friendship grew very strong as the years rolled on, and when fame and fortune came to him and I hod ceased active duty and was' a welcome guest at Gad's Hill, we would together revisit the old haunts and recall earlier days. "The last time we were together on a tour of this kind was when he was writ ing the unfinished story of 'Edwin Droad,' and then he confined himself entirely to the Thames shore, on the north and south sides, below Waterloo bridge. On Wednesdays I was always relieved from duty early in the evening, and it was a custom for my good wife to have 'tripe and trotters' for supper, of which dish Dickens was particularly fond. He in variably dropped in just as the meal was ready and sat at the table with us. His pet was my little daughter Kmily, now mar ried and living in Australia." Out of Work. At a rough estimate 12,000 young wo men were thrown out of employment the last of the year from the reta. dry goods stores of New York city. One firm alone dismissed 1,100 women and girls and an other 700. These unfortunate little mar tyrs of commerce .and cirenmstances were for the most part "extras," hired in November and December for the holi day trade at salaries that barely paid for car fare, lunches and the, wear and teat of clothing. One manager, when ap proached on the subject, said: "I wot, ashamed to tell a girl who wanted an en gagement the wages, and so dismissed her. It was loss than her living would cost And yet, what can I do? If wo men offer to come here to clerk for fifty cents a day why should I offer her 1(1?" The trouble is women do not proper ly value themselves. They are alone in the world, dependent on their own en ergies; they want a chance, a footing, an opening anything that will enable a beginning. In their desperation they will work for almost nothing, and once in a position, have not the bravery to assert themselves by properly valuing their services. Time goes on, the star vation waget are accepted, and not only does the individual smffor, but the whole community of labor is affected by the lower standard of resulting prices. What the working girls of New York need is less poetry, less kitchen garden ing, less awtheticism, less patronage, and a regular lecture on business tactics. Sho has no library, she does not take a newspaper, and if she is to know her worth the value of honest, earnest labor and the relation her skill and industry bear to capital, she must be instructed by sermon, speech or address. As it is, the is groping in the dark and growing the plant of experience for herself, bnt it is sad gardening, for there are thorns instead of fruit, and in the leavea is poison. New York World. Avoiding Shook. "Come, Slowpay," said one of his creditors appealiugly, "why don't you pay me that little bill you have owed for the last five years!" - - . "Simply out of consideration for you, my dear fellow," said Slowpay. "Your family physician told me years ago that you were subject to heart disease." Somervuie Journal. , QustlAod. "Hello, Lamb, are you still striking.it rick In Wall streeti" "No, in (act I lost all I had there I" "I'm awry (or that What are you doing now!" ' "Just now I'm writing Tips for Speeu 'ators1 for the dally press. "life. An Intelligent but Predatory Cow ! I once lived in a village where one half the inhabitants kopt cows, and expected them to forage their living off tne other half. Finding the usual gate fastenings of no aval, I added a bolt, and slept that night secure. The next uioining every cow in the vil lage was in my garden, and so full of cabbages that cost me two dollars a head to raise that they could not go through the gate, and I had to knock down a panel of fence to let them out. That night 1 added a log ehain and a patent padlock, and sat up in company with a double barreled gun to watch the proceedings. An old brindled she pirate came up and surveyed the house to make sure we were abed. Then she shook the gate and again surveyed the house. Next she went to work on the bolt with her tongue. In five minutes she hauVit drawn and started to come ia. She looked surprised to find her self still on the outside. Half a dozen of her companions came up and surveyed the new jewelry. Then brindle broke a horn trying to lift the gate off its hinges. ; They appeared to hold a council of war; then an old spotted gormand inserted a horn under the chain, lifted it over the post and the whole drove marched inside. I gave it up and took the gate off its hinges. I now raise all my vegetables at the market. Exchange. Maurice de Gaerln and His Sister. Five years before the volume con taining the journal, letters and poems of Maurice de Guerin, was published, the public had learned to know his sister Eugenie and delight in her wonderful letters. Indeed, Sainte-Beuve thought her genius equal, if not superior, to her broth er's; but Matthew Arnold, to whom the English speaking world is in debted for a first introduction to the brother, says: No one has a more profound re spect for M. Sainte-Beuve's critical judgments than I have; but it seems to me that this particular judgment needs to be a little explained and guarded. In Maurice's special talent, which was a talent for interpreting nature, for finding words which in comparably render the subtalest im pression which nature makes upon us, which brings the intimate life of nature wonderfully near to us, it seems to me that his sister was by no means his equal. She never, in deed, expresses herself without grace and intelligence; but her words, when she speaks of the life and ap pearances of nature, are in general but intellectual signs they are not like her brother's symbols equiva lent with the thing symbolized. Scribner's. Use the Snakes to Bind the Sheaves. Several parties were telling snake stories. Each one tried to tell a bet ter snake story than the other, until finally the rivalry became so great that some of the story tellers begun to diverge a little from the line of truth. Alex Barr was taking it all in, and when he thought the thing had gone about far enough he said: "I'll never forget the year the rat' tlesnakes were so bad down in Clari on county. It wasavvfuL I remem- ' ber one day a number of us were harvesting wheat, and as the men went along with their cradles they cut the heads off of two or three rat tlers at every stroke." v ; "Great heavens 1" exclaimed a by stander. , "I would have thought' that the stench of so many dead snakes lying around would have given everybody the cholera, What did you do with the carcasses?" "Well," replied Mr. Barr, "weiiaed the snakes to bind the sheaves with, : and when thrashing time came we took them off, rendered the fat out and sold it for soap grease:" ' That concluded the snake stories for the day. PuiiXBiitawnev Spirit. Cleared by Opening a Gruve. A gentleman who had lived for a considerable time out of the country died apparently a few days after bis return. It was alleged that his de cease had fallowed suspiciously near the eating of a pudding prepared by his stepmother. She was hence ar rested and charged with his murder. The grave was opened for the pur pose of making an analysis of the contents of the man's stomach. It was then discovered that the man had turned completely over in his coffin and was lying on his face. Ha had been buried alive. This evi dence of the cause of death wag tit course conclusive, and the woman was released Yankee Blade. Never mix pansies with other Bowers, they are a thousand time more lovely by themselves; indeed most flowers are. A German geologist estimates the Dead sea will be one mass ri talt within less than CU0 ye f i