The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, November 27, 1891, Image 7

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    A Perfect Baking Powder.
The cotisian! growing demand for Dr. Price's
Cream Baking iWntr, the standard cream tartar powder
for forty years, is duo to two causes. ' .
FIRST: The extreme care exercised by the manu
facturers to make it pen'ectly pure, uniform in quality, and
of highest raising power.
; SECOND: The recent investigations exposing the
fact that certain other brands of baking powder contain ,
ammonia and still others that were found to contain alum.
These unscrupulous manufacturers are being found out,
and the consumers are giving them a wide birth.
Nothing is left to chance in the manufacture of Dr.
Price's Cream Baking Powder. Chemists are employed to
test every ingredient as to purity and strength. Hence;
its marvelous purity and uniformity. Each can is like
every other. It never dissapoints. BEST is ALWAYS
the CHEAPEST.
Dr. Price's Cream Baking Powder is re
ported by all authorities as free from Ammonia,
Alum, or any other adulterant. In fact, the
purity of this ideal powder has never been ques
tioned. 1 '
KNOCKED OUT.
Bow a Irrepressible, Kflvrvseoent, Pray
ing Fiend Wu Bliut lip.
When the Her, Jamea Archer took charge
of the Loue Zion ouurch he found the oou
gregatlun thereof in a moat demoralized
condition. His prodeoessnr, after making
some lioroic attempt to head off the strayed
theep, had thrown up the sponge and re
tired in disgust.
"Causes depart, but effects remain,
murmured the Rev. James as he sur
veyed the ghastly array of empty benches
to which he hall preached his opsniug ser
mon. Unfortunately It was the cause as
well as the etfeut that remained in Lone
Zion, as he very enou found out, said
Bangs, who pursued the calling of a usurer
during the week, bratenly duniaudlng 8
per cent, month on all money advanced,
but when Sunday came prestol what a
channel Dunning his religion with his Sab
bath clothes he proceeded to occupy the
- front pew in church, till carried away by
an excess of terror be would advance to
the chancel rail and fairly bombard heaven
with prayers. As the Lord was expected
to do all the giving, Brother Bangs gener-
'ously requested favors not only for the
members of the oongregatioa, but for all
Jews, pagans, intidels and the sinful world
at large. In a word, he prayed both for
the favorites and the lleld.
Such wns tbestute of affairs when the
Rev. Mr. Archer devoted an entire week
to parochial visiting, and with tears in his
eyes implored the recreant worshipers to
return. "No, sir, no," waa the invariable
reply; "as long as you let that lollow Bangs
ait up there in the front pew aud ruu the
praying we ain't going to come bock. The
Idea," continued the sootters tuuignantiy,
"the cheek to lead to prayer aud ask fa
vor for hnnmit. fnlk. fin Anil hush Banna
up and then we'll see about coming back."
Bangs, however, refused to be hushed up.
Despite the minister's entreaties and ex
postulations he continued to practice usury
and religion with the same fervor aud sue
. cess. . ,
One night during the week a prayer
meeting was in order. Much to the Rev,
James' surprise quite a number of the dis
gruntled memliert attended the services.
During the opeuing hymn a oitisen, at
tracted by the music, strayed in and sub
sided quietly in a rear pew, where he
amused himself staring stupidly around.
Never had Brother Bangs been more im
pressive in his aniens, more fervid in his
singing, more plaiutive in his prayers than
upon this special evening.
Finally in a state of spiritual efferves
cence he rushed out of his pew, caught
hold of the chancel rail, and soared heaven
ward on the wings ,of prayer. Sighs,
groans and exultant whoops lent dignity
and impressiveness to bis exhortation.
"Oh Lord I" he pleaded, "we pray thee to
grant us all good thlngswe pray thee to
lift up our hearts and give ns a Higher in.
terestln heaven" "What I" yelled the
horrified man In the hack pew. "What! fore giving them a cliauce to become thor
higher interest than 8 per cent, a monthl . ougiily dry. Mauy, if nut most, feet emit
Great Scott, man. Hint's high enough for i auffioisut moisture to attect the shoe, giv
heaven, earth, or hell either." Brother j lng It the sticky, unpleasant feeling which
Bangs promptly eollapeed, and after that 1h so familiar, but to which ws not often
evenlug the Lone Zion congregation saw
him uo inore.-Klvira Miller for Chicago
Special Press Bureau. -
falas l'setli Which Will Crow.
A dentist of Moscow la reported to
have discovered a method of supplying
the human uiouth with (ulse teeth
whlob wiU grow into the gums as firmly
as natural ones. Dr. Zuamensky has
performed several successful operations
on dogs at well as human beings. The
teeth are made of gutta peroha, por
oelain or metal. Holes are made at
the root of tlie false tooth and also up
ward into tlie Jaw. The tooth it then
placed Into tlie eavity. In a thort time
a toft granulatod growth tlndt its way
from the patient's jaw Into the holes in
the tooth. This growth gradually
hardens and holds the tooth In positional
THE CRIMSON AND GOLD.
When mom to ths Orient brightens the skies,
As hours of (IsrbuOM stow old,
She smiles through toe gloom la besutif u) dyes.
Whose bMnduiits are ciinurao and sou.
Fsr, fsr down the west, as ths rod of the day
Id his olisriut of Are ts roll'd.
Be lingers a momeut, hslf veiling his ray
In draperies of urluMoo aud tout
As sweet summer hours, growths' less fair,
Uive nlnoe to hours that are ooid,
Like glorious neauons the woods sweep the air
' In itveries of oriuiHon and gold .......
Around us, sbovs us, tu bright beauty rising.
Their radiant charms we behold;
fleeting o'er hesveu, on earth's bosom lying,
re mlngl'd the crimson and gold. ,
All hall to the euihlents so wsna snd so true,
Tlie colors that herald our fold!
Dearer than Jewels to me and u you .
Ail hail to the crimson and rohl !
. . -Philadelphia Thaw
.The Vaoderbl It Money.
Each feminine member of the Vanderhllt
family baa her own private fortune. Not
only did each son in marrying settle
handsome amount on his wife, bat when
the late William II. Vanderbilt died he
made a large and specified provision tor
each daughter, grand-daughter and daughter-in-law.
Among the latter the largest
amount went to Mrs. Frederick w. V an
derbilt, who waa his favorite, and among
the former Mrs. beward Webb, who was
his youngest daughter, received the moat
aenerous aum.. To none eveu or the grand
daughters was less than $100,6X10 given, and
in some cases ten times that much.
Even the wee little women, like tiny
Frederika Vanderbilt Webb and little
Oladya Vanderbilt, the youngest daughter
of Mr. Cornelius Vanderbilt, have their
stated allowances, small of course, but a
sense of responsibility Is given the little
folks, and they are allowed to follow their
own baby judgments and desires as to
spending. Upon each one of the ohlldren
is impressed the necessity of giving a part
of their money each month tu onarity, ana
very funny little stories are current among
friends of the family as to their selections
of their beneficiaries. Oddly enough they
do not make many more mistakes than a
good many grown up people aud profes
sional philanthropists, fiew lorK star.
Jtoonoaiy lu ftlioes.
It Is true economy for every person to
have several pairs of shoes, and to wear
them alternately. In the nrst place, by so
doing, corns and other soreness of the
members may be to a considerable degree
avoided. These come from continuous
friction or pressure at a certain pout, and
aa no two pairs of shoes "bear" on ths
feet quite alike, the chauge breaks up the
continuity aud obviates or prevents the
unpleasant result, it is also better for the
shoes themselves.
Do not wear them, in ordinary weather,
if the best service is desired, more than
three or tour days or a week at most, be-
give a second thought. Contrast this feel
ing with that of a shoe which has been
standing unused for a week or a month,
and notice bow grateful the feeling of
thorough dryness in the last named.-r-Good
Housekeeping.
A Clevot Correspondent.
"I think It is extraordinary the oar-
I i(m oome Arf) 8UM
' . . . .. .
"Tee; that Is, I wrote for it," said be.
'That accounts for it," said she.
"Why do you say that?"
"Toil are so non-oouiiuttal when you
write." Harper's Bazar.
. Misunderstood. 1
Son I am going to marry. ;
Mother Alas!
Son-Of course It's a lass. What did you
suppose it would bsf-Muusey's Weekly,
A CHILD'S QUESTION.
Hy little girt ran In and out,
Uneasy st her play,
To beg for this and sua for that
la childhood's restless way ;
And every favor which she sskei
. Wss one I could not grant;
Twsa "No, my dear, it Isn't beat,"
And "No, my child, 1 can't."
Till wearied, I exclaimed at last,
"I wish you'd stay or go;
. rm tired of so much run about,
And tired of saying no."
Hy little girl nude answer then,
with pretty saudness,
, "If you are tired of ssying no,
Why doot you tell me yest"
Cincinnati Enquirer.
DESIGNING UNCLE JOHN.
Via were a thriftless family; we were
always in debt; we were badly clothed, j
badly housed, badly fed, and we children j xrjon't you find the room a little dark,
were badly educated, and all owing to rjncle John," I remarked.
Uncle John. We children called him "It's on account of my poor eyes," re
uncle. The real fact is that he was our -kj n,,i .Tnhn in th Wnu
. i a .iHj
great uqok, aim uj ivim. w u.i,.ct. .
to the reversion of 8,000 on his death.
it was ue wie miuse vnat cava uuu, u
it hadn't been for Unclo John and the
reversion.myfatlierwouldhaveconsent-!
ed to work like the rest of mankind. If j
he had submitted to the common lot, I
should have had a proper education; and,
if I had had a proper education, my fate
might have been different and happier.
My great uncle never did anything for
any of us.
My fatlier need to go to see nun oc
casionally ; and when he came back be
was always depressed for several days.
Uncle John is looking younger than
ever; I shall never come into that
money, my boy," he would- say to me in
a melancholy tone. "'Low diet and hope
w,!L
me, my boy; lm sure he wiu, But,
you've got a flue constitution, and, bar
accidents, you'll come into it after all.",
AIlUMItlluun Duune luy lauiei uiou ,
and I was left an orphan. -On his death-
bed he gave me my Uncle John's ad
dress. "It s all I can do for you, Joseph,
my boy," he said, "and it isn t much."
And as sewn as the breath was out of my
father's body the landlord came in and
ieitl. fiirniture- and I havina- no
rued un lurniture, M i, naving no
other home in the world, proceeded to,
seek my only llv ng relative, Uncle,
John. Jie receiveo my ' latner once 1a
year, as has been slated; but, though I
had never seen him, 1 knew alt about
him. "He's all liair and sieclacles," my
fatlier had said, "and he wears a cap
with flaps to it.
Now annul uir ernei veapa nrinrtn
no , some six or seven years prior to
ried his cook. When my father heard
of tJiateventhe was overjoyed, "inats
the last straw, Joseph, my boy," my
lainernausaio luoje, uiavuneiuemiu.
Why, she's a regular horse grenadier." ;
My father was out In bis calculations. ;
On his next visit to my Uncle John he
declared that the old man was "gaining
flesh,' and then lie quarreled with Oie ,
alive.fnr bei.ies the 8.000 tliaf waa to
.
oometousonhis death there was noth-
horse ereuad er. Of course it was over 1 i. , v." i . .t raaor aor - vven, spring oeiore last w
the annual 5 note, which was all that, u,, .ifllave xj golden sufferings the had a snowfal in Denver-88th of April
wr father ever succeeded in extracting marrios, miftte ing her " waa-and tlie stoeet cars ran in tun- .
from Ms relative. The fact is that it was 'for yott, Ncplew Joseph, ever since nehi through the city for four months
to the cook s interest to keen Uncle John J i. ' j. . ti . ra Weather! Why, you don t have enough
ing but his furniture and 1.U savinga.1, nepw.-aud let me bear you've
As UncUiJolin's widow the cook's posi- 't'Jit tmea you when you bring
tioo would he a precarious one; but with Z, hmn... IWt vou soars exnense.
one bedridden old man to keep out of Joseph; treat heito swings and merry-ith'8t l n
jmba . ....... itu i. ,),.,' ko r . . . . , "But what becai
.u.iv .... o ...
cook bad a very good bargain. (
1. wu a ttiiA innrniinr in June when I ;
screwed my courage up to the sticking
point, and in the interests of my three
sisters, whoui I had Wkeep on thirty
sliillingsaweek.ldeteimuiedtocall ou
my Uncle John and try and extract the ,
annual "Aver." My Uncle John's house 1
was in Araniinta terrace, Hoxton. I
knocked gently at the door, lest I should
disturb my bedridden uncle; a slatternly
girl opened it on the chain andasked my I
""'--''- ' ,
business.
girl; "the old gentleman's asleep 1
"I've called to see Mr. Worleybone, ot hOT (ier mot,ier. Heaven' VWtat eo tne man
myunoK, irepueu. as ouwii as i iuu bless you, my chiidrenl JJon t he later : , :rT . . ,. .
said tlie words a look of terror passed tian 9, Joseph. (Jood-by, children," he v . hke .lau le e. re
across the girl's face. ' said. And then I and the real high step- phed the ijmet passenger, "0 heioan
Vn't vnn nll in an hour?" aald the ......i ... n..i D.,ir I equal you I'll buy him a phonograph
tning. . that place of amusement. Polly clung
"If you don't mind, I think I'd like to to my , (jn i frit jf we were Sia
oonie in and see my aunt," I replied. me8e twjn9j a,,j B,e made warm love to
Mother's out," said the slatternly
girl, "but I'll step up and ask the old
gentleman." .
She didu t let me in though; sue lett
.... 1 . ... nJ nKn lr.
me waiting on tlie door step and she left
the door upon the chain. She wasn t
gone long, and when she returned she
opened the door slowly enough and, ush-
ermg me uiw a uuie jruut puim, m
said: "Will you please to take a chair,
and Mr. Worleybone will see you in a
minute or two. ;
I did as I was bid. I sat down and I
waited. The houses in the Araminta
terrace are little two story dwellings,
masterpieces of the jerry builder's art,
I could hear a great running about in
the floor above and the trauipung of
heavy footsteps, which, if I hadn't
known that Mrs. Worleyboue was out, I
should have tukeu for those of my aunt,
the horse ftlicr.
"Will you step up, please," said 'the
glatternlvgirl, nsshe Hung the door open,
and I followed her to the first floor front,
njy uncle's bedroom. : 1
At I entered the room I detected a
strong -dor of spirits. The Venetian
blinds were drawn down, aud, in addi
tion, there woo heavy curtains to tlie
window which wade tlie room unpleas
antly dark.
"I hope I find you well, Uncle John,"
I said, walking towards the bed; snd a
husky voice answered me from the pil
lows. .
"I ain't long for this world, Joseph.
Please to take a chair."
Now, for the last ten yean, I knew
perfectly well that my Uncle John had
been In the habit of replying to my
father's inquiries after his health in
these very words. At first I hadn't been
able to see my Uncle John, but as my
eyes grew accustomed to the dim relig
ious light of my uncle's bedroom, I per
ceived that my Uncle John was as my
father had described him, a venerable
old man, all white hair and spectacles,
wearing a flapped cap.
"My sisters sent their duty and re
spects, sir," I said.
And then my uncle gave a sort of
grunt.
" ' 7. ' . .
whisper that seemed habitual with mm,
..tnaf8 W)T I'm forced to wear these
green spectacles," he said,
How stapid I was to have forgotten
my uncle's weakness of vision,
Tnen t),ere wa8 a long silence, which
wa8 br0i,eri DT mT Uncle John.
"You ain't thinking of marrying, Jo
seph, are your said my uncle.
umu. J.I ... i.Tl!J
. .-f.
. "I've only thirty shillings a week, and
there are four of us." -
"But if she was an heiress, Joseph?"
croaked my uncle. "y -.
"1 m open to an heiress, I replied.
"That wasa likely girl thatopenedthe
door for you, Nephew Joseph," said my
Uncle John, "lm very fond 01 tnat .
lib(,i -4.iiie wtnn. "and she's an .
.nv vAiinir man hnnnT." I
, mt auite ,low the guttenily
WM C!2culated to make young
man happy, but I remembered that she
was my unctes stepoaugitter; so ire- 8trait 0f the maelstrom is perfect
marked inanely, "She'sa spanking young ' , , t bb t flood tide tat
woman, sir."
"She's all that, nephew," croaked out I
my uncle, "hhes tne very image ot ner
hlpoflMl mnther. And look how hannv I
tnarwo " Tai made me Don't you
""wom11" ?" maae .f6' t
tmnk ymi llke waik out with her,
Nephew Joseph? Don't you think you'd
t0 theCryBtal Palacer,
Ule ttII1 pM;r, my ncle. vessel ; wUl become nnmanage-.
..0ne mn aflor;, totakeirIrI.totU:IJ!r rTTnT
Crystal Palace, uncle, I replied, "on
thirty shillings a week. ..
"But suppose 1 was to Btand Sam,
aaiti mv imclp. "Josenh. continued mv
' i i. . .
,vatnniiBlv. "she's n-nuttin' on
. .. .hn rfrBsBMi"
Uele waa a ,0rriblt situation. My
unce T,.aBaiMUt to propose that I should
toke tlie tternly girl to the Crystal
palace in jler Sunday clothes, and all the
ame j wa8 enKagl)a to Sophia; but I
didn't dare to siivanv thins about Sophia
to mv Uncle John.. -. i-
..That likeT iri tlmtB a dressin' her
.1' 1 ...".... ii.
LlltJ limilbCl trt J VI U, av-TjTLfll. 1U viiciv b
mffrin.lnsul. Take her to the Pal-
jro-i-ouuas, taiie ner on tne switcnoaca
railway; and mind you travel fust class,
. 1. .1
.inMPIin. LllHCn B IlUvlllIlK ICU.I CB R fUUUK
Kirl iike traveling fust class. 1 was
y0UBg my8elf, once, Joseph," added my
Lcle, with a sigh. "She's a real hig
ntepper is Polly."
There was nothing else for it; I had to
expres(l mv deligilti6 and as I did so the
rJuiigh stepiier entered the room. I
imVe known her. She was
appalliiiK Umt H the only word for it.
i..-8 a blessed angel." said my
! ..nniA will. i,ti.,,ciUam aml (hA verv
1 I draw a veil over my sufferings at
uermiiieu un utr vjhwoi
,1... f....n I.,lnrtA
1 ml. nHnn j-he switchback railroad.
y0u're the first youug man I've ever
walked out with," she said to me ingenu-
0U9iy whiie the tircworksweregoingon,
- .... . . .
i wa8 no philanderer, and I was desper-
ateiy j i0Ta wjt, Sophie; but I couldn't
, frord to u,,nm.i with mv uncle, so I
pretended to make love to Polly. I dis-
sembled, and 1 made it as like tne real
! tbinB nossible; aud when we reached
Araminta terrace I felt like the villain
of a melodrama. Polly opened the door
with a latch key. We went straight up
to my uncle's bedroom, where the old
gentleman was still lying in state. If
possible, his room smelt more strongly
, t),an ever 0f brand v.
"You're very late, Joseph," said my
! uncle, reprovingly; "but young people
will be young people. I wasa young
person once.
My uncle is getting a little mixed, I
thought.
"How did you enjoy yourself, Polly?"
croaked my uncle,
"It was just heavenly, mother," cried
the girl; aud t hen the cat was out of the
bag. Here was Polly's mother inaaquerad.
ing as luy Uncle John. Horrible thoughts
flashed through my mind. Perhaps they
had murdered luui and buried him m
the oosj .ojfUajrj'H seized the poker. I
shouted "Policel" I rushed upu '.'.- ,
supposed Uncle John and seised hi1
white beard. It, his venerable ( ,
hairy face, his flapped cap and his g. -. '
spectacles came awuy in my hand, tun! L .
saw a fat, red faced woman, perfectly
bald, and with hugcjshain eyebrows of
white hulr, .
"Ain't you ashamed of yourself, ybZ.
young rapscallion, to treat your great .
aunt in this way, and me a lone widow f
Oh, Mr. Joseph," cried the woman, us
she bounced out of led and flung herself ;
upon her knees. "Worleybone's been
dead these three months, and we aln t ;.
provided for, and I wis doing my best '
for Polly, which KJJy daughter, being '
n,n hnimnun ilv .r ' flh Me .fnout.li
spare the widow and her orphan child! 1
"Down on your marrow bones!" crietl
the frightened woman to her daughter;
"if it hadn't been for yon, you bussy,
he'd never, never have found me out: '
and Miss Polly, the high stepper, drop
ped on her knees at her mother's side.
Of course I forgave them; of course I
came into the 8,000; of course I mar- "
iried Sophia, and equally of course 1
have never auid a word to her of the
fearful dav at the Crvstal Palace with
the high stepping Polly, or my subse
quent terrific adventure at Araminta
terrace, Hoxton. 8t James Budget. i.
The Maelstrom 1 a Reality.
So many marvelous tales hare been -
IaU a thu Vnnwian mullltflMI thftt 1.1
'
wyerai writers, even of geogra
workfli Un pr0B0nc()u it entirely '
I mythimi Bnt tll6 whirlpool is a reabty. I
. .nrTeJ!1 ha wU ,
known. It is on the Norway coast to ... j
ithe Knih o tim UlSoiea i(Ues, and run.
tetweeassmali teni called Maskene '"j
fl fa, fc The d th of to -wa
tor in the etnutu is about 120 feet, whil
jnst onwide a 1,200 foot line will Bcara-
,in .,;hl i hnnt 120 feet wt
cnrrentA
fiords oreat
i . .1 1 mi
ZZ LJJSZ. u w.iv,i. th.c
"3teaL e.nX
der eleeeimgly
danger-
the rising or the falling of the tide, or
when hj . wind ig blowing a wrm
the Vltere driven in from th
A , ,. u
nna tneir way out agam um.ug,.
the strait with such mighty violence that
through the eddies,
rTtlewm
ZX'SZZ
mid tht whaJe8 have fonnd , thft
vicinity with their heads completely
Unshed in, having been caught in the
. 1 a. : i ..u..
Current ana aaBneu again! uit Winn.
, . ,
I : : ji... Ufc
navigators against ita dangers, - St.
Louis Globe-Democrat.
Particolars Coneerning Show Storms.
"Snow!" said a man with a turned
down (old in bis left ear to a quiet pas
senger vho sat beside him; "yon don t
call this snow? Ever been ont in Colo- .
to send flies on a vacation. 1 hats the -
1 1 j. 1 a. tJ
place-coldest winter you ever heard of .
"um" ngw on top ot it.
Sndder. change midd e o May and th
iiu was cracked with the heat by
But what became of the snowr ! n
"Paired. Heat melted it on top tanpV
water froze on the way down. TwSs a
... . ' .1 ..
bad winter to cut ha on account of ttlu.
mowstorms. and the railroad complany
made a fortune in July selling hunks) of
the tonnel to butchers and saloon keop-
, ere" ' , ..
1 tnoi 'd.the qriiet pissenger,
his eyes grew moist "I ve got boy
at home who has tried every business y
I to th,? n "i succeeded in none of
them- wiU 1m "7 and t6ach hlm oor
trader
--.-.. . . . . . ..
and wt wm uprntnemtnujumntiBiness.
But the weather critic had reached
his station, Brooklyn Eagle.
The Seewt nf One Man's Bneeess.
A young man who lives on the heights,
who is famed for the Rood taste which he
invariably displays in his dress.waa asked
the other day if there was any secret
in the absolute correctness with which
he always enveloped himself. He heat-
tated a moment, but finally replied, "Cer
tainly there is, my dear fellow, but jf I
toll you, yon know, you mustn't give it !
away. It is just this way. When I de-, .
(ermine to buy me a new hat I don't g
to my hatter's and allow myself to be bo "
lied into ordering something I do 1
want. Oh, dear, no. -I take a stroll'
the avenue and examine all the haU
are worth considering. I always b-' - - .
the men who are just my sise, and t
I see a man who has a bat on that la .
suits me I inarch down to the 'hatter1 . ..
with the iitiiige of that particular hat in
delibly impressed on my mind, and m-
Bist upon getting one just like it; r
"I follow out the same plan with all ot
my clothes. Ho that when I enter a tail- -
or s shop 1 know exactly what I want and
never think of ordering until I have
found the exact thing, but when once
found I order at once. So that while t
have the reputation amort fay tra
men of being verypartie-v t v
a good thing by the ' ,
because I know, v '"