A SMILE AND A FROWN, Only a frwro t yrt It presand a ntlnpr InUi the (lay which had been no Kindt , The ml row turnml to a hwiiMmh thing, Tho I) hi noufj cwwod with dlricordaui ring, Ami u heart won heavy and Had, Only a Rmllnl yet lb rawt a spoil Over tlw sky which had ma m Rrayj Tlw ruin made miwli) whorever It Ml, Tho wind Ming tlw HrniK of a tnartiagu belt, And u heart wuh light uud Kay. Emma 0. Dowd In Frank LeslhVa, AN INVERTED LOVE STORY. I am a poor, parnlyzud follow, who for many yurs past tuia lieen confined to a bed or a tiofa. For tlm lout six years I havu occupied a small room, looking on to one of the narrow side caimltt of Venice, having no one about me but a deaf old woman, who mnkea my bed and attends to my food; and here I oke out a poor In come of about 4!JJ0 a year by making water color dmwingB of flowers and fruit (they are the cheapest models In Venice), and tliene I send to a friend In Loudon, who soils them to a dealer for small sums. But, on the whole, I am happy and content. It Is ueccHxary that Ishould describe the position of my room rather minutely, Its only window Is about five feet above the water of the canal, and above it the house projects some six feet, and ovorhaugs the water, ttie projecting portion being sup ported by stout piles driven into the bed of the canal. This arrangement hits the disadvantage (among others) of so limit ing my upward view that I. am unnble to hob more than about ten feet of the height of tlm limine immediate opposite to me, although by reaching as far out of the window as my infirmity will permit 1 can see fur a coiiHidcrablo distance up and. down the canal, which does not exceed llfteen feet In width. But, although 1 can see but little of the material house oppo site, I can see Its reflection upxidu down In the canal, and I contrive to take a good deal ol' inverted interest In such of its In habitants us show thmtiHolvos from time to time (always upnldc down) ou Its bal confewaud at Its windows. When I Unit occupied my room, about six years ugo, my attention wus directed U) the reflection of a little girt of 111 or so (as nearly as 1 could judge), who passed every day on a balcony Just above the up ward range of my limited field of view. Hlie had u gluss of (lowers and a crucifix on ii little table by her side, and as she sat there, in fine weather, tnm early morn ing until dark, working assiduously all the time, 1 concluded that she earned her living by needlework, Biie was cer tainly an Industrious little girl, and as far as J could judge by her upside down re flection, neut in hor dress aud pretty. HI hi had an old mother, an invalid, who on warm days would sit on the balcony with her, and ft interested uie to see the little maid wrap the old lady in shawls and bring pillows for her chair and a stool fur her (cot, and eve y now and again lay flown her work and kiss and fondle the old lady for hulf a minute, and then take up her work again. Time weut by, and ns the little maid grew up her reflection grow down, and at lust (die wuh quite a little wonuui of, I auppose, 10 or 17. 1 can only work for a couple of hours or so in the brightest part i,t the duy, so I had plenty of time on my hands in which to watch her movements, nml si 111 clout imuginutlon to weave a lit tle roumnce ubout hor, aud to endow her with a beauty which, to a great extent, I had to take for grunted. I saw or luncied that I could see that she began to take an Interest in my reflection (which, of course, she could see us I could see hers); aud one duy, when it appeared to me thut she whb looking right at me- I tried the desperate experiment of nodding to her, and to my intense delight her re flection nodded to me in reply. And so our two reflections became known to one another. It did not take me very long to fall In love with hor, but a long time passed be fore I could make up my mind to do more than nod to her every morning, when the old woman moved me from my bed to the sofa at the window, and Hgain in the even ing, when the little maid left the balcony for that day, One day, however, when I aw hor reflection looking at mine, 1 nod ded to her and threw a flower iuto the canal. Kho nodded several times in re turn, aud I saw tier direct her mother's a turn lion to the incident, Then every morning I threw a flower in the water for "good morning, " and another in the even ing for "good night," and 1 soon discov ered thai 1 had not thrown them altogether in vain, for one day Bho threw a flower to join mine, and she laughed and clapped her bands as the two flowers joined forces and flouted away together. And then i-vory morning she threw hor flower when t threw mine, aud when tho two flowers met she clapped -her hands, aud so did 1; but when they wore separated, as they sometimes were, owing to one of them having met an obstruction which did not catch tho other, she threw up her hands., in a pretty affectation of despair, which I tried to imitate, but in an Eng lish and unsuccessful fashion, Aud when they were rudely run down by a passing gondola (which happened not infrequently) she pretended to cry and J (lid tho same. Then, iu pretty pantomime, she would point downward to the sky, to tell mo that it was destiny that caused the ship wreck of our flowers, and 1, in pantomime not nearly so pretty, would try to convey to hor that destiny would bo kinder noxfi time, and that, perhaps, to-morrow our flowers would be more fortunate and m the inuocont courtship weut on. One day she showed me her crucillx and kissod it, aud thereupon I look a Little silver cruci fix whloh always stands by me, aud kissod that, and so she knew that wo wore one In religion. One day the little muid did not appear on her balcony, and for several days I saw nothing of her, urnl although I throw my flower as usual no ilowereame to keep it company. However, uftor a timo ehe re appeared dressed iu black mid orylng often, and then I know thut the poor child's mother was dead, as far as I knew she was alone in the world. Tho flowers came no more for many days, nor did she show any sign of recognition, but kept her eyes on her work, except when she placed iter handkerchief to them, And opposite 1 to her was the old lady's chair, and t i could see that from time to time ehe would lay done her work and gaze at it, I and then a flood of tears would come to hor relief. But at lost one day she roused herself to noil to me, and then her flower came. Day after day my flower went forth to join it, and with varying fortunes the two flowers sailed away as of yore. But the darkest day of all to me was when a good looking young gondolier, standing right end uppermost in his gon dola (for 1 could see him in the flesh), worked his crnft alongside the bouse and ! stood talking to her as she sat on the 1 balcony. They seemed to speak as old friends Indeed, as well as I could make I out, he held hor by the hand during the whole of tnMr Interview, which lastM qntto half an hour, Eventually he pushed off, and left my heart heavy within me, But 1 soon took heart of grace, for so soon as ho was out of sight the little maid threw two flowers growing on the same stem an allegory of which I could make nothing, until it broke upon me that she meant to convey to me that he and she were brother and sister, and that 1 hod no cause to be sad. And thereupon I nodded to hor cheerily, and she nodded to me and laughed aloud, and I laughed in return, and all went on again as before. Then came a dark and dreary time, for it becume necessary that 1 should undergo treatment that confined me absolutely to my bed fur many days, and I worried and fretted to think that the little maid and X could see each other no longer, and worse Btill, that she would think that X had gone away without even having hinted to her that I was going, Aud I lay wake at night wondering how 1 could let her know the truth, and fifty plans flitted through my brain, all appearing to be feasible enongh at night, but absolutely wild and impracticable in the morning. One day and It was a bright day indeed for me the old woman who attended me told me that a gondolier had luquired whether the Jingllsh signor hud gone away or had died; and so I learned that the little maid had " been anxious about me, and thut she had sent her brother to inquire, and tho brother had no doubt taken to her the reason of my protracted absence from the window. From that day, and ever after, during my tliree weeks of bed keeping, a flower was found every morning on the ledge of my window, which was within easy reach of any one la a boat, and when at lost a day came when 1 could be moved I tonic my accustomed place on the sofa at the window, and the little maid saw me and stood ou ber head, so to speak, und clapped her hutids upside down with a delight that was us eloquent as any right end up de light could possibly be. Bo the first time the gondolier passed my window I beck oned to him, and he pushed up along side and told me, with many brlghtsmiles, that he was glad indeed to see me Well again. Then 1 thanked him and his sister for their kind thoughts about me during my retreat, and I then learned from him that her name wns Angela, and that she was the best and purest maiden of all Venice, and that any one might think: himself happy indeed who could call her sister, but that he was happier even than her brother, for he was to be married to her, and indeed they were to be married tho .next day. Thereupon my heart seemed to swell to bursting, and the blood rushed throuirh my veins so that I could hear it and nothing else for a while. I managed at last to stammer forth some words of awkwurd congratulation, and he left roe, singing merrily, .after asking permission to bring his bride to see me on the morrow as they returned from church. "For," said he, "my Angela has known you for very long ever since she was a child, nnd she has often spoken to me of the poor Knglishmau who was a good Catholic, and who lay all duy long for years and years on a sofa at a window, aud she hud said over undover again how deurly she wished thut she could speak to him and comfort him; and one day, wlteu you threw a flower into the canal, she asked me whether she might throw an other, and I told her yes, for lie would understand that it meant sympathy with one who was sorely afflicted." And so I learned that it was pity, and not love, except indeed such love as is akin to pity, thut prompted her to interest herself iu my welfare, aud there was aa end of it all. For the two flowers that I thought were on one stem were two flowers tied to gether (but I could not tell that), and they were meant to indicate that she and the gondolier were utllanced lovers, and my expressed pleasure ut this symbol de lighted her, for she took it to mean that I rejoiced in her happiness. Aud the next day the gondolier came with a train of other gondoliers, all decked In their holiday garb, aud iu his gondola sat Angela, happy and blushing at her happiness. Then he aud she entered the hotiHc in which 1 dwelt, and came mtomy room (and it wus strange indeed, after so mauy years of inversion, to see her with her head above her feet), and then she wished me happiness and a speedy restor ation to good health (which could never be), and I, in broken words and with tears in my eyes, gave her the little crucifix that had stood by my bed or my table for so many years. And Angela took it reverently, and crossed herself, and kissed it, and so departed with her delighted husband. And as I heard the song of the gondo liers as they went their way the Bang dying away in the distance as tho shadows of the sundown closed around me I felt they wero singing the requiem of the only love that had ever entered my heart. W. S. Gilbert. , Prnvokflil Her Sympathy Husband (groaning) The rheumatism in my leg is coming on again. . "Wife (with sympathy) OU, I ara bo sorry, John. I wanted to do some shop ping today, and that is a sure sign of ruin. The Epoch. During tho past season two naturalists, G, W. and E. G. Peokham, have found .that wasps remember the locality of tlioir nesto for ninety-six hours. There are iu the country nearly 400 colleges, with about 8,000 professors aud 5,000 students. LOW SALARIED PLATERS. GRADUALLY OVERSHADOWING THE OLD STARS, The Chi en go CbM Clnfc of Colt (teem Slmplf Invincible Nome Changes Looked lor Next Senium World's Championship Series. The progress of the National League contest points to one conclusion as to the merits of the different clubs. The Chicagos are head amf shoulders above all the other clubs. They seem simply invincible. It is my candid opinion that ns the Chicago aggregation is now playing, no other club has a ghost of a show of carrying off the league pen nant. The individual piaying is mar velous. The collective playing match less The interest now revert! to the world's championship series. It is just possible that the association and league champions will meet sometime in Octo ber. The association contest is, too, al ready settled, 'ihe Jiostons have no competitors in the contest and can win hands down. Tliev have been playing "great ball'' and a championship series with the Chicago's would prove a great drawing card. The reasons that have moved the Brooklyn management to decide on so sweeping a change in the team are based on the very poor showing of Brooklyn the past Beason. The team had wou the Rational League pennant of IHSiO, and with the accession of John Ward as manager aud captain, great things were expected While to some extent the fact that Brooklyn is in faster company this year than she was lust explains the poor position of the team, yet it does not account by any means for the bad showing of the or ganization. The players are mainly of the star order, and draw large sal aries. In the face of this they are likelf to be beaten out by three of the cheapest teams in the league Chicago, Philadelphia and Cleveland. The management of the Brooklyn club has observed with chagrin that teams made up of young and low-salaried players have toyed with theu- high-prired stars, and they , have determined in the future to try the young blood idea in ' their team. The fact that Chicago, with the least expensive team fiat has been in the league in four years past, bids fair to walk off with tue pennant has given the Brook lyn management food for serious thought. They are so far as is kuown, entirely satisfi d with John Ward's work, and lay the ill success of the team to the actions of arrogant stars j who kuow more than the manager or captain at nil stages of the game, ana are fro lofty in their ideas io follow the instructions of a good held general. Therefore the managers have decided to cast'adrift these stars and fill their places with young, am bitious players, who will be willing to i be guided bv John W'ar-i and work for the interest of the team, without refer ence to their own peculiar ideas as to how the club should be run. 'Jhemuuagers now have their eyes on three or four promising young bloods who will be lasbooect for 1 next season, aud there is a settled deterimatiou to have these young players even if it is found necessary to sign ten men in order to get one good one. It is also a settled belief with the Brooklyn management that it is not a good thing for a player to remain on one team for too many successive years. If Mr. Byrne's example is fol lowed by other league managers (and there is no doubt that it will) the American association teams and other unprotected wlubs will lie enabled to secure all the talent they want The Boston Transcript thinks that it ii much cosier to organize a trust than to trust tuorguuuutiou. fit rj PORTLAND TION, KXPOSI- Which opened on the 17th of September, is proving a grand success in every respect. There are more and better exhibits than ever before, the diaplay of fruits and grains being particularly fine. The music fur nished by the celebrated Mexican band' is a leading feature. A number of special at tractions will be offered during the month, consisting of war dances and the celebrated ghost dance by Umatilla Indians, a grand electrical exhibit, prize drills for the Na tional (inard, fanners, bench show and for tne various sections ot the Northwest. Among the notable exhibits the IbllW Ing are especially worthy of mention s , STAVE B A WAI.KRR. The exhibit of Htnver & Walker are, nn mm), th rormt extennlve hh well h the ftnetit hikI lmwt HttrHctivc in the exposition. Their machinery difiplay comprises beautifully fininlicd models of the many kimlH of farm niHchinerv and imple ments Hold by them, and which Hre in (reneral use throughout the Northwest. A iHrjre part of thrirmfliihhirry display this vcar is devoted Ut the various styles of eujEfnen whieh they handle, Waver Walker beinR the heatywtrters in the Northwest for heavy maehinerv of all kinds. A most unique feature of their exhibits is one of the world -famous Kturtebakcr wajons, which they have suspended In the air, and which bears the suftitetaive sign "The Hmdebaker Wanon ou Top." The vehicle exhibit of htnver & Walker is one of the most attractive and interesting feat ures of the entire exposition, their booth Mug boautifuilydeeoratea with bunting In rich colors and made resplendent by the dazzling ravs of : the electric lights. Their display of vehicles is! the finest ever seen in the Northwest, prominent 1 among which stands the elegant New Haven Carriage Co.'s top buggy, which Staver & Walker will give away on the lust day of the exposition, tickiitfor the. drawing being,free. THE FRBEKAN IMPLEMENT CO. ffave an honest display of their various lines of .goods, jnsr the snme as wilt be found in tfhelr. store ami warehouses, foot of Yamhill street. They carry a large Httek of wagons, bug gies and mad csrt, the celebrated Hkandhi rid ing and walking plowfl, gangs aud harrows, the Freeman feed arm ensilage cutter and carriers, Van Brunt broad-east seeders ami drills, horse power feed grinders, fanning mills, disc harrows, etc, Mr. J. L. Koskett, the manager of the Port land house, uuderistaiidfi the 'business and the WHiits of the jH'ople thoroughly, and is prepared i to give satisfaction to both farmers and retail: dealers. I D. H. OSBORNE CO. The fine display of agricultural implements Tnsrte at the fair by the l. M. Oslmrne Company 1 ia being widely commented upon as being one of : the most comprehensive and utilitarian ever be- ' fore exhibited. This firm was established in lKt7 : at Auburn, N. Y., and has had a most successful career. The fame of their products have spread to the most distant civilized countries of the 1 world, and the consequence of this renown, with its subsequent stupendous transactions, entailed upon them the net canity of establishing brunch houses in Chicago, Philadelphia, Ht. Louis, Dal las, Hult Lake City, Portland, San Francisco and in Australia, South America and the-uroH!an countries. In their exhibit this year they nave confined themselves chiefly to their own manu factured s)ecialtiei. Kestiug on a platform 1b their world-renowned No. 11 harvester and binder, the Oslmrne No. 4 mower and the Os borne No. S reaiwr. The Osborne Company have been awarded many medals aud diplomas for the excellence of these implements. Their Portland house is located ut Sixteenth and V streets, tieud for illustrated catalogue. THE OREGON GIANT GRAIN MILL. This is a truly wonderful machine of Oregon invention and tregou manufacture, and has met with an unparalleled success during the short time it has been before the public. It Is manu factured by William E. Wood, the inventor, at i'iG Front street, Portland, Oregon, and sold by the Mitchell it Lewis Company. It haB the distinction of having received the only gold medal ever awarded by the Oregon State Board, of Agriculture. With a view to overcome the objections and to make a mill that would meet the universal want, that would give to the farm er, stock raiser, warehouseman, aud all others UMug or haiiuniig chopped teeu, a mill that would chop any kind of grain, with little power, without beating the product, economical In the way of repairs, simple and strong iu construc tion and easv to handle, the inventor. 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