Lebanon Express. H. Y. KIRKPATRICK, Kditor - and - Proprietor. It will not be long until the of fice acokers of this county will be arranfring their plana to capture the offices. It takes gome people all their fives to lourn that a man who iloean't make many promises doesn't have munv to perform or break. In Europe they are discussing the Advisability ot making sailors ont of women. Whereupon a cynic remarks that the idea will novel be popular with the women of America since the first thing re quired of a Bailor is obedience. If the European grain crop turns out to be as much of a failure as is now predicted the ranks of the Amorican nobility now headed by the cattle, iron and coal barons will "hsTe an addition in the persons of the corlt and wheat barons. General cleetiens will be hold on the third of Novomber next in eight states: Ohio, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Nebraska, Now Jersey, New York, North Dakota and Pennsylvania. The fallowing very fair snake story we copy from an exchange: "Harry emu to the front this week with an other snake story. He says, when a hoy, he was plowing, and unearthed a large rattlesnake which, In his efforts to get revenge bit the mold-board of his plow and before he could unhitch the horaes the beam of the plow had swol eu so much that it cracked open." The greatest boom failure in the his tory of the world is probably that of Pasco. Keep your eye on Pasco for only three seconds and you can see the whole town, an almost depopulated place, with a fifteen thousaud dollar school house in the midst and about half a dozen children to enter it, It makes one's eye balls ache to watch the spectacle. The bubble Is burst and it Is lime to quit making bubbles- The person who furnishes Items for a newspaper is always a valuable friend to the editor. Many peraous hesitate about tending items to a newspaper regarding the movements of friends. lest the editor should think them anx ious to see their names in print. He will think nothing of the kind, but on the contrary; he is glad to get such Hems. Many seemingly unimportant notes when printed, are news to large number of readers. f he latest discovery iu Washington is a bed of superior meerschaum. It will now be in older, says the Bpokane Hevlew, for a Wasbingtonian to All an OreH Island pipe with Yakima tobac co and light It with a Bpokane match, lingeries we have already. With a distillery or two it wonld be easy for Washington people to enjoy nit the luxuries of life, even If the transconti nental irairB should quit running aud vie rest of the world should declare a boycott against the United Htutes. WHFAT GOING UP. The news of the sudden jump f neat nas (aeon toward tuo high water mark will no doubt lie re ceived with a feeling akin to joy by the farmer well stocked with this commodity. The whole country is interested in tire farmer receiving u food round price for his grain and, even though it may coome 01 us more vo supply ourselves witn the staff of life when the price is high, we will reap ths benefit that must accrue to all from n general prosperity among the farming pop ulation. V ..if the- suddw rise has been caused by an actual demand, be cause nf (he scirrcity of the ptoduct in Europe and growing out of Ger many's increased demand the price will undoubtedly remain up at a ftgureJiigbiy remunerative to the farmer. lti if the hand of the speculator has been the most po tent factor in the Win it will be difficult to determine just how long to hold grain for a big price or at what stage of the market to sell. It is always the unexpected the grain gambler is trying to spring ou the unsuspecting producer, and until the backbone of the grain comer imp is thoroughly disjointed and every vertebra Bmashed into a Iwusand pieces there trill be no IT IS TIME About FALL and WINTER CLOTHING; and while you are thinking about it dont forget that 2F. 2?. tflaZZaw & gempany' I the place to get it. We are now receiving daily large Shipments of Fall and Winter clothing For Men, Boys and Children, From the Largest and Best Manufacturerers in this and Foreign Lands. Not being Brilliant Writers we can hardly do these Grand Garments we are offering THE JUSTICE THEY DESERVE. VTTHmtmWTftmlirilH.,r,,i,mTfTiM We are Showing the Very Latest Effects in Everything that is new It matters not whether you want to buy or not. We are Always Willing to Show our Goods, And if you use your Best Judgement you will say that for RICHLY TAILORED CLOTHING That's Made Well and at Reasonable Prices, We are the People. T. L. Wallace & Co., STRAHAN BLOCK. Albany, Oregon. AlbanyFurnitureCo H. R. HYDE, Proprietor. A FULL LINE OF Furniture. OF EVERY DESCRIPTION, And ALL KINDS of CARPETS. We make a specialty of UNDERTAKING. Calls ans wered night or day. BALTIMORE BLOCK, ALBANY, OREGON. Albany Collegiate Institute ALBANY, OREGON. September 9, 1891. Jane 10, 1892, A Full Corps of Experienced Teachers. S3T3TATE DIPLOMAS TO NORMAL GRADUATES jgj Four Department of Study Collegiate, Normal, Business Primary. Type-Writing und Short-hand arc taught. For catalogue address, Rev. ELBERT N.CONDIT, A. M.. President. positive a8urance when prices will leap up or tumble down. The situation at this ;time war ranto the hope that grain has gone up to atay, but if it should reach a price too abnormally high to corre spond with all the .natural condi tions that favor a good price, it may be well for those holding on to then- grain to be cautious. Conditions now unseen may spring up that will effectually and permanently down the price. The farmer who is wise enough, or lucky enough to sell at just the right time will gath er in the most shekels on his crop. TO THINK j "Zeal," "business," "enterprise,, -you cannot even pronounce the ! ...UL....1 1 ...... I'Huiub minimi a uuh. iSOBI tellft its character on its face, business on short acquaintance, and enter prise further on. The executive eouimlttiw nnnh,ioA by the Fort Worth Farmers' Alllrnce vimvviiuou nas laauea a circular to "members of the Farmers' Alliance und Industrial Union, und to farmers and laborers of the United Htatea," calling a convention In St. Louis Sep tember 16. The Prices, The Prices! Not the man that brings tho INCREASING trade at the One-Price Cash 8tore. We d not claim to sell "at cost." Every man is worthy of his hiro;lut our Cash System enables us to get down to BED ROCK 1'RlCES. Our Boot and Shoe Department is Complete and none hotter for the the price. We make this line a secialty. We have bought largely in Eastern markets, as well as on the Coast, and can Buit all. In Our Dry Goods Department we endeavor to carry whatever the trade demands. Our main object is to got what the peo ple want. We are daily receiving goods. We carry a line of GROCERIES, TINWARE and Crockery. Hiram Baker's One-Price Cash Store. BOARD OF REGENTS: Rtaet Board of Education; ex-nlHolo, His Excellency, Sylvester Ponnover, Gover nor; Hon. G. W. Mcltrlde, Secretary of Btate; Hon. E. It. McElroy, Huperlnlend ent of Public Instruction; Hciijnmlii Hcho llleld.Presldentj J.li.V. Hutler, Hecrctnry. Exkoutivk HOAllli Hon. J. J. Daley, Hon. P. W. Haley, J. V. Jintler, Polk; Jacob Vim-hem, Marion; J. C. While, Polk; Alfred Lacy, Clackamas; A. Noltner, Mul tnomah; W, IT. Holmes. Maalon. or Catalogue, Address, P. L. CAMPBELL, A. B, President, or AT COST! Dry Goods at cost, at the Mammoth Store. Llothin at cost at the Mammoth store. Groceriesat cost Mammoth store. The whole stock of the Mam moth store at cost for cash or produce. MONTAGUE'S AMOTH OREGON STATE NORMAL SCHOOL, Mftmnolith, Oregon, The Lending Normal School nf the Northwest. Beautifully and Healthfully Located. No bulooiiH, New linlLlinin, now anmtiw, full facility, light exnoniie, and laruvattmiiU aiu.li. Normal, Advanced Nurnisl, lluni iiohs, Art ami Music Departmoulii. HmM attention Riven lo plivsliul 'turn. Volunteer military orguniui .iiiii. Thtme recelvlnic dijilnnmH am authorized tu tench In any countf in thu ' suite witlnmt further examiuuliisK, Tuition in the Normal and Rusinm ihnnrtnieiiui has heen reduced frnin Ho tn Itfi nor yenr; and In the Sub-Normal fmm fW ki WO. A year In school for I1W rxmimr Tuition Normal and Busintws, 111 2 ner term of ten weeks. Hul-Nnrtiml ul ft lierterm, Hoard at Normal. dinina hall, fl ISO li week; lurillHhed with lielil und tire, fl Hir week. Hoard in jirivutc lam flies, ft AO er week. First term iien Hct. Kind, 1SU1, Htudeuts muy enter any time. 1 1. POWELL, 1. 1., Vice-President. at th e STORE.