1 LEBANON EXPRESS. I He who thinks to please the World Is dullest of his kind; for let him face which way he will, one-half is yet behind. Vol! "v7 "' LEBANON, OREGON, FRIDAY, MAY 10. 1801. . : NO. 10. fibre. W. B. DONACA, -DEALKR Groceries and Provisions, Cigars, Tobacco, Furnishing Goods, Etc., Etc. First-Class Goods at Reasonable Prices. GIVE ME A TRIAL AND BE CONVIKCED. Country Produce Taken in Exclia-ngo lor Goods. KEEP ON HANI) A STOCK OF . Sliinglcs, Posts, Boards and Pickets. W. C. Peterson, Notary Public PETERSON & GARLAND, Real Estate Brokers HAVE ON HANI) , CHOICE BJRG-AXISrS III LrK nd Small Farm. Vfsl Fruit I-and In Valley. Finest Grain Ranches In the World. Improved and Unimproved Land, from M per Acre and up. Satisfaction tinarauteed. Have on hand Borne CHOICE CITY riiOl'F.RTY, Keidnee and Bualness. Bargains . in all Additions to the Town. Houses Rented and Farms Leased. AGKNTB FOB Xjondon ft Liverpool ftXHobe Insurance Co. Guardian Assurance Co., of London. Oakland Home Insurance Co.. of Oakland. Cal. State Insurance Co., of Salem, Orejron. Farmere and Merchants' Ins. Co., of Salem Collection Receive Prompt Attention. Notary Business a Specialty. We take pleasure in giving our patrons all information desired In our line of business. OR. C. H. DUCKETT, D K N T I S T I.KRA!TO.. ORBMIir. J. K. WEATHERFORD, ATTORNEY- AT - LAW. Oftice over First National Bank. ALBANY, - - . OREGON. W. R. PILYEU, "' ATTORNEY- AT- LAW. 3. M. RALSTON Bank of Lebanon, LEBANON, OREGON. "Transacts a General Banking Business. ACCOUNTS KEPT SUBJECT TO OHECK. Exchange sold :o New York, San rftTieus-o, Portland and Albany, Org Collections made on favorable terms G. T. COTTON, 7 DoiUter ,tm Groceries and ' Provisions. Tobacco and Cigars, Smokers' Articles, Foreign and Domestic Fruits, ' . Confectionery, Quevnsware and Glassware, Lamps and iarap Fixtures. PAY CASH FOR EGGS. LEBANON Heat Market . ED. KELLENBERGER, Prop. 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During the last ton days or April one woman was killed and mutilated In Jack-the-HIpner style In New York and another In Benthen, Oerinnuy. Work has beirun on a tunuel to eon- nwt Detroit. Mich., with Windsor. Out. The president of the Italian cham ber of commerce In New York has In terviewed the Italian cabinet In Koine and has been assured Unit Italy never thought of sending war ships to America on account of the New Or leans affair, nor of withdrawing the legation from Washington. Hudlnl. the Italian prime minister. has notified Imperial I that he con siders it time to break off this boot less controversy' about the New Or leans affair, and adds; "The present dispatch is addressed to you exclus ively, Ill'S M Hit UHltMli KOWI Illlinilb. Your duties henceforward are re stricted solely to dealing with current uusiuess." - -. UNITED STATES. The nrtnt works of the WMintrv have combined to Bhtit down to force prices up. The chief of ordnance of the war department Bays that he intends to have large quantities of powder for the new $runs manufactured on the PacHic coast, and he also expressed a desire to have a pun-cotton factory established on the Pacific coast. "Old Hutch' the Chicago million aire Km In speculator, has fulled, but uououy tosea anyinmg uy mm. The tin plate men have ortranlzed a trust. The government exacts a duty of 85 Eer cent on Mexican lottery tickets rough t into this country. The New Orleans errand iurv has indicted one of the Mafia murderers' attorneys and another man for bribing Jurors. Manv of the nearroes who rushed into Oklahoma last year are starving. The Bayward case In the federal supreme court has been postponed until the second Monday tu the Octo ber term. The jury which tried Plenty Horse. the Indian murderer of Lieutenant Casey, disagreed. Ben Butler, acting as counsel for Mrs. Clarietta Johnson, on trial for perjury in the United Htates district court at Boston in a pension case, offended Judge Carpenter In the charges he made in a motion for a new trial and Carpenter had him ejected. A resolution was Introduced in tne state legislature caning on me attorney-general to interfere, as the right of Mrs. Johnson, a citizen of the state, to counsel had been violated in the federal court. Walter 8. Maxwell of California has been made chief of the horticultural division of the world's fair. Del liio. Texas, has a Jack-the- Ripper murder case. A. Mexican woman was butchered In the usual horrible stvle and the words " Fresh Meat for Hale were written on the wall with her blood. There is no clew to the murderer. Fat cattle are scarce and corn and oats hiirh and meat has advanced 33 ter cent throughout the east. At Chicago, where ftSOrt cattle are usually consumed uauy, ouiy wi a ciay are obtainable. The number of seals to be taken in Alaskan waters this year has been limited to 60,000. Edwin M. Grant, western agent for B. Manville & Co., the New Haven carriage manufacturing firm, has been arrested at Chicago for em bezzling from f'JOOO to $15,000. The Ohio Sunday-closing law for saloons has been sustained by the courts. A bill providing for the choice of presidential electors by congressional aistncts nas passea tne iuicnigan legislature. Philin J. Patorno. a naturalized Italian citizen of New Orleans, has applied to the police for protection, declaring that he is in danger of being murdered by tne Alalia. Somebody crave a stick of dynamite to three little boys, James and Milton Turnev and Charles Wilson, at Mar tin's ferry, vs., Maya, ana wuue tney were piaytng witn it it expiouea ana two were fatally mangled and the other made blind for life. The JEtna furnace property at Iron ton. O.. including 17.000 acres of min eral lands, has been sold by the sheriff to satisfy, a mortgage xor f2G6,ooo. FOREIGN. AH Jews have been ordered out of St. Petersburg forthwith, the same as at Moscow. Tamasese, at one time the Germans puppet king of Samoa, is dead. Baron Hirsch proposes to give $1,600,000 toward colonizing Jews from Russia in South America and Australia, Paraguay is shaken with a revolu tion: . , Manipur, after the magazine was exploded and everything of value re moved, was evacuated. The British when they took possession found the heads of Major Quinton and other Englishmen. The English parliament has adopted an act reducing thenumber of taverns to be licensed and compensating those closed for the loss of their busi ness. - The Chilean rebels have captured Copiapo after a fight. The govern ment cruisers Argentine and Almt rante Lynch were so badly damaged in the fight in which they sunk the Blanco Enealada that they are laid up for repairs. The report that they same tne iuascar at tne same time proves unfounded. Portions of Peru where rain is hardly ever seen were visited with a terrific rainstorm between March. 19 and March 22 and millions of dollars worth of damage done. Grand Duke Nicholas, the czar's uncle, is dead. Em in Pasha has gone after the ivory abandoned at Kibiro. A Bussian named Glikoff has been arrested for the murder of the Servian minister of finance, and confesses the crime. The Chilean rebels have taken Co quimbo. Turkey insists that the treaty pro vision that Bussian war ships shall not pass the Dardanelles shall not be evaded by their carrying a mercantile flag and nas stopped a second one. Bussia threatens war and Turkey re plies that all the European powers are pledged to help her in defense of her rights under the treaty. Rivas & Palmer's shipyards at Bilboa have been destroyed by an in cendiary lire. Current News. LatMM Strike. The Detroit street-oar strike ended In an agreement to arbitrate. The Michigan car works at Detroit have closed down Indefinitely on ac count of a strike for higher wages. The miners strikes have caused a coal famine In Germany and the foun dries In the 8olg vnlley and the steel works along the llhlne have closed down for want of fuel. The Pennsylvania coke-makers are fast filling the places of the strikers with new men. The Indianapolis saloon-keepers formed a union to raise the price of beer aud the stonecutters union of that city has platted a boycott, with a 910 fine attached, on all union saloons. The printers In Rome struck April 39 and none of the papers came out the next day. The May day demonstrations at Lyons, France, were so riotous and the police so cowed by the mob that troops had to be called out and several confiietaoccurred.in which ten police men and soldiers were injured. Blxty rioters were arrested. At Rome there was rioting and two soldiers were killed and one anarchist was shot dead by the soldiers and sev eral of the rioters were injured. Stones were hurled on the soldiers from houses and the soldiers stormed the houses from which stones came. At Paris and Berlin quiet was pre served by the police." - AtClichy, France, four poJcemeu were killed In a fight with anarchists! who used revolvers freely. Several persons were injured In a conflict between policemen and a crowd of roughs at Marseilles. The threatened general strike of workingmen throughout Europe did not take place. In the United Htates there was nothing tike a general elghthour strike on Mayday. The Pennsylvania coke strike Is petering out and the ovens are starting up with non-union men. The strikers there were mostly foreign contract laborers who had been brought into the country In violation of the federal law. At Ash land, Pa., the minors are at work as usual. The railroad miners in the Pittsburg district, about 6000, quit work because their contract had ex pired and a new one had not tieen signed, but they did not demand an eight-hour day. The same thing oc curred at Wheeling, W. Va. The car penters at Pittsburg struck for 35 cents an hour, and succeeded In get ting it. The slate roofers joined them. The general strike of Pennsylvania bituminous coal miners has been de clared off without being begun. In Clay county, lnd., B00G miners quit. The Ohio miners accepted a nine hour day. Throughout Iowa the miners struck for an eight-hour day and burned one or two shafthouBes and tried to burn more. At Portland, New York, Cleveland, Des Moines, St. Louis, Chattanooga and Memphis there were strikes In the building trades, nearly all or them for eight hours. In New Orleans all the building trades are paralyzed by a strike against the employment of non-union men. In San Francisco the pain tors and decorators struck for an eight-hour day. At Tourmles, France, stones were thrown at the troops who had been called to quell rioting by strikers May 3, and the troops fired on the mob. killing eight men, six women and several children and wounding twenty people. Great excitement was caused throughout France by the tnci lent and the fall of the ministry Is suUl to be one of the possible results. Owing to the fact that the struggle in the coke fields will empto) all Its resources the executive board of the united mlneworkers of America abandoned the proposed May-day eight-hour strike. ' Slav for Italian OWwn. In the Italian chamber of deputies April 29 Imbriaui, who stirred up row with ex-Premier Crispi a few weeks ago, created another great up roar by charging the Italian govern ment with permitting the African slave trade to be carried on openly. and also asserted that thirty-five girls, taken from their former owners under the pretext of rescuing them from slavery, bad been distributed among Italian army officers. Premier Budinl protested against such accusations without proof, and the minister of war declared he would not remain in the house unless the charge was withdrawn. Such a tumult ensued that the sitting had to be sus pended. The charges were withdrawn next day. Central American Politic. Salvador and Honduras have ar-, ranged a treaty of neutrality and also of arbitration in case of difficulties. In case of war with another power each is to admit the products of the other free. The projected inter oceanic railroad in Honduras is to be available to Salvador in case of war and Salvador is to build a branch from Puerto Union to the main line, to be free to Honduras under like cir cumstances. It is believed that the object of Salvador is to isolate Guate mala in the event of war. Barillas' friends insist that he is the most popular president Guatemala has ever had and that he has no intention of forcing a war with Sal vador. In Watt's valley, twenty miles east of Centerville, April 27, Adam York shot and killed George W. Mercer, who had succeeded in marry ia nrl whose bjr v-m both had i it Farm Notes. The Oodlla Mailt. ! The eodlln moth Is attracting a good deal of attention In California just now. Not only has its vigorous de struction become necessary to the securing of a crop of apples In most of the apple growing districts, but it has also attacked the pear and quince to some extent. The Increase of the pest all over the United States for the last few years has been very rapid, and It is now acknowledged that spraying at the proper time with arsenic solutions Is almost necessary to the securing of a crop. The first brood of the moth puts In an appear ance as soon as the blossoms begin to fall and thf fruit Is formed. This is usually from the middle to the latter part of April or first of May. The female deposits her eggs In the calyx of the fruit, and In a week the egg Is hatched and the young worm begins to eat to the core of the fruit, Three or four weeks after the time of hatching, when the larva Is nearly mature, the body assumes a pinkish or fiesh-colored tint, being slightly more colored on the back. It then begins to burrow Its way out of the fruit and descend! by a spun thread to the ground or some place of refuge on the truuk or large branches of the tree, where It spine around itself a cocoon. In about two weeks the In sect has changed itself Into a moth, I which emerges from the cocoon and proceeds to lay eggs for a second brood of larva. The moth la not so particular ft pout disposing Its eggs the second time and will place them on the fruit at any convenient point, but usually where the apples come In contact with each other or with some obstruction. Many methods of trap ping the eodlln moths have been tried, but the only really effective remedy Is to spray with a solution of Paris green, London purple can be used by very careful operators, but as the proportion of arsenic It contains greatly varies, It Is dangerous in the hands of anyone but an expert. The proportions of the solution are one pound of Paris green to )G0 or 900 gallons of water. No addition Is made to the Paris green excepting the water after It has been dissolved with am monia. The ait plication should be made with a very fine spray nozzle, so that the poison may be evenly dis tributed upon every portion of the fruit. The first application should be made as soon as the blossoms drop. Earlier spraying, It Is claimed by those who have experimented, will not only be of little service In the de struction of the worm, but will also jeopardize the lives of the bees which collect honey from the blossoms. An other spraying should be given be fore the apples droop downward, so that the poison can settle into the blossom ends, but the strength of the solution should be reduced to say one pound of Paris green to 300 gallons of water; even a third-spraying a little later will prove beneficial. Greatcare should be taken that the solution is constantly stirred while being used, so that the proportion of poison may be evenly distributed. If only one spraying is to be done early in the season a little soap added will make the Paris green stick more securely, If a rain should occur soon after spraying, the operation should be re peated very soon after, otherwise no great amount of benefit will result. If the spraying Is done effectually and thoroughly from 75 to 90 per cent of the worms will be destroyed. Great care should be taken to destroy all apples which fall to the ground and to keep the trees clean of loose bark. and the orchards free from piles of lumber, trash or anything that may furnish a hiding place for the worms which escape. The last brood will spin their cocoons in some such hiding place and will remain dormant until spring, when the moths will Issue In due time ready to destroy another crop. Cal ifornia Fruit Grower. Gopher Folaon. A patron of the Colusa Sun says that after experimenting for six years with various kinds " of gopher exterminators, including smoking machines, traps, cats, carbon, sulphide and many other kinds of poisons he has found the following mixture to be the most effective as well as the cheapest remedy he has ever used. Cut the top off a five-gallon oil can. clean thoroughly, put in a little cold water and insert a stick of phosphorus. Hot (not boiling) water is then grad ually poured in and stirred with stick until the can is half full. The water should be just hot enough to melt the phosphorus gradually. As soon as this is done, stir briskly while two pounds of sugar are added Sufficient corn meal and flour are then added to make a thick batter Stirring is continued while wheat is added, making the mixture as thick as can be stirred. Add at the same time as the wheat, fifteen or twenty drops of oil of rodium. The waterwill be absorbed by the wheat, which should be dry, and the whole will be come a hard mass. Pieces the size of a hickory nut are chopped off as de sired and put in the main runs of the gophers. The odor will attract the rodents from a long distance and the least nibble is sure death. The above quantity of poison will be sufficient for a large orchard or a whole neigh borhood of small growers. Jack Smith, alias Linsey, was strung up by striking miners at Oilman who believed he had been sent there by the company to burn buildings and have the crime charged to the strikers. He confessed, but not as they ex nented. He said he. had been sent bv one Brunt! age from Seattle to burn & house belonging to xminaage. Woman's World. Bum Rrincatlou. tlm Km H-'laUim by Abble riMfcti Eau.u.J According to my Interpretation, home education does not mean a reg ular, set time for study and recita tions, although Btich a course Is some times pursued In some families as a preparatory. It may be anything learned at home, as well as taught, by example as well as precept, or by any Influence, unconscious, even, either physical, moral. Intellectual or spiritual. On the Influence of parents on physical education, Mrs. Eddy, an exponent of Christian science, says : Mind can regulate the condition of the stomach, bowels, food and tem perature of the child far better than matter can do. Your views, that Is, those of the parents on these, pro- uce their good or had results in the health of your child. Your child can have worms, if you say so, or any other malady that Is timorously holden In your mind relative to the body. In this way you educate your child into discard and lay the founda tion of disease and death. The entire education of children should be such as will form habits of obedience to moral and spiritual law, whereby to meet and master that belief In phys ical laws which breeds disease." Frances Willard, president of the Woman's Christian Temperance Union, lu writing on "Home Influ ence " or Home Education any : It would bo easier to toll what were not, than what have been, formative influences. As a jagged bit of rock is wrought upon by the many waves and wavelets of the sea, until Its angularity disappears, and it takes on something of a polish and ranges it self along the beach In, harmonious combination with the rest of the pebbles, so It Is with human life ; all nfluenees combine to make It what It Is." She gives as her opinion that father and mother count more In the training of the child than all other influences. They are the real unlver- ity. They are the great world and what they do not plant In the nature and nurture of the child the world will never see," In criticism of her remark that what the father and mother do not implant in the nature and nurture of the child the world will never see," I would say that the rule Is proved ex ceptional when we remember cases of children maturing from homes where they have been taught habits of tem perance by example as well as pre cept, becoming hopeless drunkards. The same Is proved In regard to re ligious education ; we all doubtless hear of ministers children who have been brought up In the nurture and admonition of the Lord, but who de part severely In the opposite direction. In the case of the sot who was the outcome of training lu the reverse It may be suggested that some remote grandfather might be responsible, the appetite being Inherited although perhaps skipping a generation or two, as physicians say thatjoon sumption and scrofula sometimes do. Even then it could not be charged to home edu cation, unless, indeed, heredity be pressed into the service as a home educator. Mrs. Alice Freeman Palmer In her remarks at a recent reception and dinner given by the Mystic Valley club, in speaking of the college class of 1900 said the fathers and mothers before her who would go home to night and hurry to see that the little ones were sleeping well would have more to do than any ether influence with the destinies of the twentieth century. Another branch of home education influence or bias, the existence of which has my thorough disapproval, is when a parent chooses for a child the business or profession it shall prepare for without regard to the taste, talents or capacity of the child. A fond parent has a great de sire that the boy shall become a min ister ; said boy has a great propensity for business and trading, not much for books and less for theology ; he wades through college and the sem-infci-v. in after vears troes Into miscel laneous business, fulling far short of being a Christian minister and mak ing a very poor innuei. Middle age to a woman of strong character and a cultivated mind brings the best chance in me xor progress in knowledge, for study, for tnougnt tnat enlarges uio mum nu plants upon tne eoun wmwiv-w ui im press oi a oeiiuni ui spini Mrs. Harrison has been called the best housekeeper that the White House has known "since President Arthur's day. She has lately had a large linen closet built in tne space nenina tne elevator, wuere ueuuiutr. towels and table-linen are kept ; sweet freshness. The initials " U. S. are worked in every article, in white linen floss. Tne supply or taDie-nnen hnfl heen creativ increasea since Airs, tiarrison came to me niu.e nouse Miss Gertrude E. Fonda of St. Albans, Vt., has won the fifty-dollar nri?.e offered lor tne oesc onsmai ae- sign by a woman for an article of nousenoia iurmture. xier uesigu is a bookcase in the lorm oi a large volume onen at a little more than right angles, with the shelves across the onen naffes. t is maue oi woou. ana tne Dinaing, lettering aau Lrimimug of blue ana gold are cleverly imitated. About 200 designs were submitted in the competition. HOW8 THIS ? we offer One Hundred Dollars reward for any case of catarrh that cannot be cured by taking Hali auatarrn (jure. V. J. CHENEY A- CO.. Proos.. Toledo. O. We, the undersigned, have known F. J. Cheney for the last 16 yftars, and believe him perfectly honorable In all business transactions, and fin ancially able to carry out any obligations made by tneir nrm. West ft Tbuax, Wholesale Drufcfflsts. Toledo, O. Waldino, Kinnau & Makvin, Wholesale Drug-rtAtM- Toledo. O. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally, acting directly upon tne blood and mucous surfaces of , per bottle. Sold by aU drugclauv ID VyVlluu. iwuiuuuuub nnuii uws niuv ,W THE BRITISH ARMY, Numarleml Waafcnaaa flirnirlh and Ratatlva In Pmmtm n4 War. The total expenditure on the irnir. out of taxes. In the year Id the case of the United Kingdom wits Inst venr, according to Sir Charles Dillcs. ilrt - 600.000, says the London BtUurilay He view, and In India the mine, or 3. 000,000 (84.000.000 In the present year), besides the expenditure out of loans and that of the self-governing colonies for the armies of the British empire; The eoloniea altogether spend for themselves about 1. MX). 000 a year for army purposes. In addition to the contributions made by some of them toward the imnerinl forces and toward marine defense. While the armies of the British emo.ro sent about 3A.A00.- 000 a year, the German empire eosta aooui oou, iw nnu tne trench army a little over 28,000.000. Our armies cost no. therefore, con siderably more than theirs, but while each of these powers would have In the Held on the twenty-first day of mobili sation over 9,000,000 of men, with be tween 3.000 and 4.000 guns, and be hind this vast fores a large garrison and territorial armv In reserve, we oou Id altogether muster but 860,000 men from all the resources at our com mand. But tr.e Ingenious Briton will retort that, though our forces are small, they are of exceptional quality; that one Englishman is equal to two Frenchmen; that one volunteer is as good as two pressed men. and so on und so waiter, etc Not so. The 9,000,000 active German or French troops, of whom we have Just ipuKCD, are -pretty mucn me same ail broughn that Is to sav. tbev are of uniform quality, even If It be granted that their standard be not as high as ours. Our muster-roll, on the con trary, la built up from the most hetero geneous sources, and the quality, when the training and education of the sol dier are considered, if Q some cases lit go, is in others deplorably, total we arrive at is made up oi 000 troops, excellent though deb in some particulars 00,000 to 6d,v Srst-clttsa army reserve, useful but n't periodically drilled as Is the reserve or every continental army; 9,000 t&bonf ' ciass army reserve, naruiy wor counting; 113,000 militia, who may r said to be without half their office' 8000 Channel island militia; abc .000 Malta and St. Helena mlht -1.000 yeomanrv; 224.000 voluntee 74,000 regulars in India (undoubted splendid force); 08,000 good nat t roo ps In I nd i ti ; 60. 000 bad n a V troops, and 81.000 of wlmt Sir Chai Dilke terms "odds and ends." n other words, the figures we produce include everything we 4 possibly term a soldier, from a guar man to a native policeman. Thev elude some regiments of Indian ; fa 11 try which are recognized even i ourselves as worthies!!, and whom from time to time disband as snr They include the St. Helena milif ana tne Korai lrisn constabulary, whcT however eflicient in their own sphere, would probably be so occupied in it that they can. hardly be available to nghi a foreigner. But. more than this, not only is our force thus variable and sometimes unsatisfactory as regards the quality of its component parts, but It Is singularly badly proportioned as regards the arms of which it is com posed. 11 mere is one thing wnicn recent experiments have established more than another, and upon which there is complete unanimity of opinion among military men, it is this that modern armies should in future campaigns be remarkably --ell furnished with both cavalry and artillery; infttntry will be unanie to lace modern musketry un less they are well supported by guns, and have the way of their attack pre pared for them by artillery tire. A thick veil of horsemen will shruud the movements of a modern army from its opponent, and an army which has not a strong force of cavalry, both to gain Information for It and to ward off its opponents1 scouts, will be at the mercy of a better-informed antagonist. it wui neither be able to see nor re main unseen. Yet how do we ilnd that our attenuated levies are furnish ed with these necessary adjuncts? Contemptibly so, it seems, as regards artillery. We have but a nominal 600 guns all told, against 3.000 to 4,000 belonging to the powers that may op pose us, ana 01 tnese we coma, not place above 320 in the field. Not only have we an absurdly small number of batteries, but we propose on an outbreak of hostilities to reduce them by fourteen in order to make np ammunition columns! That is to say. we organ ize, eq ui p and educate a scientino bodv of men in order that they may on the outbreak of hostilities be equal to the duties which Pick ford's or Carter Paterson's draymen daily perform in our streets! The Germans on Oct. 1 last added to their artillery almost as many guns as we have in the whole world, and Kon mania and Swit zerland can each of them put in the field about as many guns as can the British empire. Nor when we come to analyse our cavalry returns are mat ters more reassuring. We have only 12,000 horses to mount 19,000 troopers both in India and at home together. "Religion Was Ixoklng Up. The following story is told of old "Father Taylor": He" oLce went from a certain town noted for its apathy in religious matters to a conference meet iug, where his brethren in the ministry were comparing notes as to the condi tion of church work in each one's locality. Presently some one asked Father Taylor how the religious inter est was in . Oh," replied that gentleman, re- lisrion is looking up in This occasioned much surprise, as such a declaration seemed mrectiy con trary to ireneral reports. "How is that?" was asked. "Is there anv general awakening of the churches?" -No." Any special interest on the part of those outside tne cnurcnesr "No." "Well, then, how do yon explain your remark that religion is iooking up- in r "Why." said Father Taylor, dryly, "religion is flat on its back in " "-, and it has to look up, if it looks any where!" Kites as Implements of War. In the volkov fields, near St. Peters burg, the ministry of war has insti tuted exercises in flying kites. If experience shows that kites can bo made to fly with a certain regularity. small electric lamps will be attached to them, and the cords will be pro vided with metallic wires, to be used as air telegraphs between distant camps in times of war. ENT THEM A DOZEN OF CIDER Haw th Bvrir Ohane4 to B DfMk la a rifth Atmm Club. Fifth avsnns recognised a tall, lanky, whiter whiskered old man. who walked lazily up-town In the sunshine of a re cent afternoon, as being straight from the rural districts, tits frock coat of rusty broadcloth, his exceedingly crook ed snotf-oolored trousers, his large stiff boots, and his inquisitive, roam lug eyes stamped him as a farmer eorue to town for a holiday. He paus ed on a corner of one of the cross streets and gszed long and admiringly np at the ornamental lacads of a hand some club-house. A number of mem bers were sitting In the windows, and the farmer saw that they wore their hats and were smoking, while be also observed that cabs drove on to the maia entrance of the editice, and gen tlemen passed through a doorway that stood open. "That1 one of them high-toned hotels I reckon,1 soliloquised the farmer. "I'll be gosh darned ef 1 don't go In and hev an oyster stoo." He crossed the street and sauntered leisurely up the broad stone steps of the club. At the door he was baited by a servant, who asked him whom he wished to see. "I don't want ter see no one, he re sponded. "I stopped in for an oyster stoo. Suppose I can get one, can t IT He was apprised of the fact that be could not get an oyster stew, and when he brindled up a bit aud said if ba couldn't get a stew be would have a plate of corned beet the servant began to smile and to say that he eonld not be served, even with corned beef. At this the farmer became very angry, and in a loud votes gave forth the in formation that be had plenty of money to pay for what he ate, and be didn't propose to be insulted just because be wasn't born and bred in New York. It so chanced that a party of members a wagon r a basket was carried in. The driver of the wagon left a note addressed to live members of the club. A few mo ments afterward a dozen bottles of cider were being consumed by a crowd of men in the cafe. The health of tbs old farmer was drank standing, with the wish that his crops woo Id never fail and his children never bring sor row to his heart. N. Y. Sun. Dibbles and Corn-droppers. A dibble and a corn-dropper will be more in his way than the rifle, for some weeks to come." said Mr. HowelL What s a dibble?" asked both of the youngsters at once. i he eider man smiled ana looked as Tounkins as he said, A dibble, my lambs, is aa instrument for tiia plant ing of eorn. With it in one hand yon punch a hole in the sod that has been turned over, and then, with the other band, yon drop in three or fonr grains of corn from the corn-dropper, cover it with yonr heel, and there yon are. planted." wot, i snpoosea we were going to plant corn with a hoe; and we've got hoes, too!" cried Oscar. 'No, my son," said his father: "if we were to plant eorn with a hoe, we shonld n t get through planting befoi next ran, 1 am airaid. After a in we Will make some dibbles for von. boys, for you most begin to drop corn to-morrow. What plowing we have done to-day, yon can easily catch up with when you begin. Ana the three of yon can all be 00 the furrow at once. 11 tnat seems wortn wnne. The boys very soon understood fully what a dibble was, and what a eorn dropper was, strange though those ini- J. laments were to them at first. Be-. ore the end of planting-time, they fervently wished they bad never seen either of these instruments of the corn- planter. With the aid of a few rode tools, there was fashioned a staff from the tough hickory that grew near at hand, the lower part of the stick being thick and pointed at' the end. The staff was about as high as would come np to a boy's shoulder, so that as he grasped it near the upper end, his arm being bent, the lower end was on the ground. The upper end was whittled so as to make a convenient handle for the user. The lower end was shaped carefully into something like the convex sides of two spoons put together by their bowls, and the lower edge of this part was shaved down to a sharpness that was increased by slightly scorching it in the fire. Just above the thickest part of the dibble, a hole was bored at right angles through the wood, and into this a pee was driven so that several inches stuck out on both sides of the instrv- -ment. This completed the dibble. "So that is a dibble, is it?" said Os car, when the first one was shown him. "A dibble. Now let 'a see bow you use it." Thereupon his Uncle Aleck stood up, grasped the staff by the upper end, pressed his foot on the peg at the lower end of the tool and so forced the sharp point of the dibble downward into the earth. Then, drawing it out, a convex slit was shown in the elastic turf. Shaking an imaginary grain of corn into the bole, he closed it with a stamp of bis heel, stepped forward and re peated the motion a few times, and then said: "That 's how they plant corn on the sod in Kansas. Noah Brooks, in SL Nicholas. A citizen of Jacksonville, Fla., de- s posited 5,000 oranges in a public place recently and invited passers-by to help tbemseives to the fruit, only stioula- ting that the eater should quarter the j" o range and place the peel in a barrel of alcohol standing near by. About ' four thousand oranges were" thus dts- posed of, to the satisfaction of is - donor, who will ship the peelings- - . Kngland to be used for medical f poses. It was a novel expedient .j" getting a good job done witaoal oeose. r