ivo ami the Katydid. - - -j Jsr Turtle, rhirvwl tho Katydid, "whs makirs voa wsUk eo !ow?" i j hv rt- Ni;iii" tiutrminmatlotii-.&re Katydids, Uh. KutvdM." the Tnrtln cried, "why doni viu cliangp vour tunr? , ott ?uigr the siime oM silly wrangle, tnorn- r. uiifiifi, an4 noon." iNiUitre made mo so. , Aii n p ace to Which I wffth Wspo- tMMiy toeo. Nig: other songs?" asked ftaty. Why, Vrus Nature mde mo so. -. lb not sing another; it the only Bong I jAmici tiding Nature know Just what Wiml Jo. aufn Tun ip wsnt on crawling; Katy chirped the song- she knew. Harry Robinson Itt Bfc Nicholas. : ' " Moonlight. up fntutntSon of the moonlit air, i ;v nt a dewy brwith, the fragrance of the hrino. b"1 't w:i.sro or moving waters everywhere, S.'f whiK?rmir of waves, a hash divine,- ,;.&: of soft murmuring dusk to the sea's vim- Tnf infinite. Illimitable sky. u jjcrt'inrhe grrnt orb of the moon on high Jin stillness down the quiet deeps doth 1 swim: H(!:irn'-H!fl tin awful beauty of the night, N ine soiemn tenderness, the peace pro rcuifd. Tn( mvsterv. God's glory tn the light AjwS. darkness both.- his voice In every sound! IS" Hsient and behold where hand in hand L. H'iit ftamro and great Art together standi Olla Tbnxtor, in Tho Century. .a HIS LAST ROUND-UP. r There waa a pathetic side to the t" -Knh of Walter Brown that wasn't ' ! fs name, but one title is as good as mother out west, and few questions as tii antecedents are asked. In a way he died as he wanted to die with his lois on but not in a fair tight. i-",-iiwb was murdered murdered in ctfld blood. It. was oa the old cattle trail running f oiti Texas to Montana that I met Brown, I was a "shorthorn" of the iitost pronounced type, and joined the in Hit a day's ride "from Dodge City. irowu had seen it all. but we soon be rsme pood friends. He bad been a go!d-digger lu California, a stage driver in Arizona, a monte-dealer in . w Mexico. At the time I met him hrown was the ideal cowboy. He was of the old school, a reckless, dare-devil mier, an expert rope-thrower, a crack ji-5Ul shot. nave seen him cut down n jack-rabbit at seventy-tire yards at iuli speed a chance shot, perhaps, but a rocd one. I have seen him thrown ten feet over a horse's head, too, and get up laugh ing. Brown was about 40 years oid. as near as one could judge, looking at h is sun-burned, weather-beaten face. He was of middle height, broad shoulder ed, and strong. His iron frame could stand almost any aniouut of fatigue &ml he never complained. I have seen him on his horse for twenty-two hours out of the twenty-four for three successive days, when a cold drizzling j-ttin was falling and the eattle were 7-Miuually stampeding or milling." - 'simply grew more quiet with each t until finally, near the end of the rd, the rain ceased and thesnn once - re showed its smiling face, he be ja:e the same jolly, rollicking spirit in the camp I never saw Brown gloomy but once, ft was the day after I met him, and it was through this mood of his that I pot to know something of his past. He had a slight impediment in his speech, not serious, but enough to make some of ---s'tteranees sound a little ridiculous, was peculiarly sensitive about .ne night we were wrapped in our alceta. preparatory to catching the C-ry few hours of sleep possible, when e.of-a.he boys, a young fellow named array, " began imitating Brown's feecb. Walter said nothing in reply the time and the rest of as thought felning of it. The nrTTnorrTg reakfast BrownxvKmoody and out if sorts. EftrtrHvhe said: 8d v a "so .r ebod v was mockinsr me last night. Now, I don't want any t nn hi hH nnn crU Knt. if it happens again some one will get hurt, and it won't be me, either. And don't any of you think I don't knew who it was.". He looked in a significant way at Murray as he spoke and that young man's eyes dropped and his face grew red. - a hour later 1 joined Brown in ... work of putting the cattle on the ykwwiftJ and for want of something else to say remarked: "You were a little mad a while ago. Brown." "Yea, my boy," be replied. and I am sorry it happened. I killed a man on that account once and had to leave California. He mocked me just as Murray did. We quarreled and both began shooting about the same time. His bullet was taken out of my hip, but thera was no need of removing mine, it went through his heart. He was my brother-in-iaw." li trace of an per had left his face hi this A U Ka 1 c sentence there was a touch of sadness in bis voice. He was silent a few mo ments and then he added: 'I left a little girl 5 years old in Cali fornia and I don't like to think of what I've lost." In an bour Brown had recovered his usual good humor, bnt somehow after that X thought it was assumed. That night I got a further insight into his cnanicrer a no Die oncuespite nis wna, lawless life. Just after dark a tremen- - dous thunderstorm came up. One who has not seen a. thunderstorm on the west em plains can have no idea of what this means. It means a downpour of rain that amounts to a flood and vivid flashes of lightning, followed by peals of thunder so terrific and coming at such frequent intervals as to be appall ing. During the progress of these storms the cattle run wild, terror stricken. They never grow used to them. This night was no exception. At the very first clap of thunder the long-horned steers, which rounded up for the night had just got comfortably settled, started to their feet. Then the rain began to fall, and a moment later the heavens opened every battery. Awaywent the oattle and, of course, '"tre went after them. It was my first experience, and I shall never forget it. It was only at intervals duriDg brief flashes of lightning that I could see Brown, bat I'll never forget him on that night, either. He was in his ele ment. Prairie-dogs had tilled the ground as full of holes as the honey comb, and to fall while at the head of the fear-maddened herd was to face 9 death, bnt he seemed to court it. With 'the wind blowing back the broad brim of his sombrero and the rain beating in his face he laughed, sang, ana shouted, riding like a tiend all the time. Well, it 'ended, as such storms usually do, in a- cold drizzling rain. The cattle .were qn ietedsomew hat, and Brown, a fellow" named Morgan, and myself they were breaking me in were left to guard tbem. For an hour or two I stood it well enough, then the novelty wore off, and I grew sleepy. Brown must have noticed it, for presently he rode up to where Morgan and I were sitting on our horses and said: v., "I can take care of them all right -aow, boys. You go and get a little sleep.'" I was willing enough, but I saw no prospect of sleep. It wastill raining. Vot so with Mr. Morgan. He simply .- urned and rode away, probably 100 j ar.0J 0n? hul horse, looped one end of his rope about the animals neck, the other end about his arm, put his sombrero ou the back of his head, lav flat on the irround, his hands crossed under his face. His slicker and his boots kept the rest of his body dry. In five minutes he was snoring. I watched the fellow la opeu-eyed wonder while ho was arranging for'the nap, then tried to follow his example. But 1 did not sleep. I spite of me drops of rain would nod some unpro tected spot. It Is well enough to tell something of this man Morgan ho was Brown s murderer right here. Morgan's real name none ktimv. He was with the otiiiit when I joined it, but prior to that no one had asked any questions. Mine availed nothing, "and piqued somewhat by his reticence I dubbed him "Mysterious Morgan." He was Brown's opposite as a type. Brown was a cowboy. Morgan was a cow puncher. He was a medium-sized man with black e'es, jot black hair, mustache, and goatee. His cheeks he himself shavea about once in two weeks. After watching him perform that tonsorial feat with a razor that caused the blood to start in a dozen places. I audibly wondered why he did not wait until he struck a town. The other boys smiled significantly, hut said nothing. I afterwards learned that Mr. Morgan did not make a busi ness of visiting towns, and that he had many potent reasons for not looking like the Mr. Morgan of a few years previous; in fact that one or more Texas sheriffs would have ridden far and fsst to have caught a glimpse of his faee. Morgan was not popular with the other boys. They are pretty good judges of human nature and Mor gan was as big a scoudrel as ever went unhung. Yet he attended strictly to his own business aud he killed Brown be cause he believed the latter had threat ened him. In fact, one night when two of the boys, a Kentuckian named Jack Forrester and one Bill Smith, got into a row and Forrester beat Smith over the head with a six-shooter, and five of ns had k calch-as-catch-can wrestling mateh for possession of the weapon. Morgan was the first to counsel peace. He took no part in the squabble, but toward the close of it he walked up to the group of excited men and in the softest tones imaginable said: "Come, come, boys lets don't have anv trouble in camp." Two days later he shot poor Brown while he was asleep. It came about in this way: We were camping on the banks of the Little Frenchman river, an insiguificent stream up iu northwestern Nebraska. Brown and "Reddy" Clyde, the cook, had some words. The cook was im pudent, and Brown drew his revolver and told him to get one. Clyde re fused and would not fight, 'but he threatened. Brown would not shoot a defenseless man, but in reply to Clyde, he said: Oh. I know what yon rean. You are depending on your partuer. Get off twenty paces aud I'll tight you both." Brown referred to another man, but Morgan took it to himself. He did not say a word, but the next day at noon when poor Waller was asleep under the mess wagon he rode up, srot off his horse walked to the wasron. pulled his six-shooter and remarking: "Brown eame out of there," began shooting. The first ball went through Brown's neck, breaking it and killing him in stantly; two others entered his right breast, an inch apart, and passed through the body. With the first shot Brown gave a spasmodic start and4itS right hand went to the butt -fif his pistol. It was there whej-wB started to pull his dead bodfroui under the wagon. ,r" It was tjM-'first killinor I had evHr P-TtTtT I was horror-stricken. I re nTembered, too. something that Brown had said to me but a few days before. We were riding ang together talking of the uncertainties' of the life we were leading, w hen he said: "Jack. I don't gi ve a snap for my 1 i f e, but I would hate to be buried here on the prairie like a dog." After he wis killed I realized what his words meant. A hole two feet deep within five paces of the spot where he died was his grave. We went through his pockets, of course. A little book contained all there was of the Btory. In it was a silver quarter, a flattened bullet that his brother-in-law had fired into his hip, a little plain gold ring, evidently child's, and a card. 0:i one side of this latter was printed the name -"Walter Yn banks." and on the other, written in a scrawling, uncertain hand, the words: "After the last ronndnp please send this ring to Annie Yubanks. Pasadena, Cal. Write her a Hoe ami tell her her father died sorry he was not a better man. " Walter Yubanks." We tore a board off the side of a soap-box, drove it in the ground at the head of the grave, and I wrote with a lead-pencil: "Walter Yubanks. murdered while asleep by a coward." It seemed pretty tough, somehow but there was nothing more to do. Lew Wallace Is Fanny. Gen. Lew Wallace, the author of "Ben Hur," and ex-minister, was once asked if be had seen M. de Blowitz of Paris, the correspondent of the London Times. He replied: "I have heard him blow, bnt never seen his wits." This is credited as one of the gener al's Turkish jokes: There lived in Stambonl, Turkey, a well-to-do Turk named Ismail Hassaui. He did not have the eloquence of our In gal Is nor the imagination of a Rider Haggard, but he was endowed with ready ori ental wit that stood him well in band when he was in a tight place. A neighbor called upon Ismail one day and wanted to borrow bis donkey to use an hour. Ismail made a 'low salaam and said: "Neighbor, 1 am sorry, but my boy started on the donkey an hour ago to Scutari. By now he" is gaily trotting over the hills far from the sacred pre cincts of Stambonl." Just as Ismail finished his speech, a donkey's loud bray was heard in the stable," which was under the same roof as Ismail's house, but in the rear. The neighbor said: Ah, I hear your donkey bray." Ismail protested that his neighbor's ears were deceived and that the noise was not a donkey's bray. Then the don key, which was supposed to be jogging along toward Scutari, brayed twice loudly. It was too much, and the neighbor cried: "Oh, that is yon donkey, Ismail; Allah help me, I can now borrow him." Then Ismail said: "Which do you believe is lying, the doukey or meP" The neighbor had to gHf Ismail the bene tit of the donM, and went away. i A Lioclceol Envelope. An envelope called the patent auto matic lock envelope has recently been brought out, which will prove very ac ceptable to the public A tab with folding sides is inserted in a slot or cutting, and, on attempting to with draw it, the folded parts catch against the inside, the envelope being firmly and effectually closed. An extra se cure commercial envelope has also been invented, in which the tab passes through the three lappets, locking the four together at one operation. No damping or steaming will open iL JURY TRIALS IN FRANCE. How the Proeadure IMfltar from fhafc tn Kngllah and American Conrt. Contrary to English practice, the prisoner himself is closely cross-examined by the presiding judge, called "president," says Murray Magazine. Previously during his imprisonment every effort has been made to draw a confession from him, even by placing iu his celt a fellow jail-bird as spy In technical slang called "mouton" who treacherously tries to wiu his Confi dence. Such proceedings would shock British Ideas of fair play. The public examination may, how ever, have the advantage of allowing the prisoner to tell his own story, which, if he be Innocent, may have a stamp of truth likely to inllttence the jury; on the other hand, through nerv ousness or stupidity, he may commit himself irremediably. But the safety of the prisouer depuuds chiefly ou his counsel; not so much as regards logical examination of what can be brought forward for his defense, but according to the degree of his fervid eloquence and his knowledge of the best way of appealing to the feelings of the jury. The greater number of the jurymen belong to the class of petty trades men, half-educated, but having "fait leur rhetoriqne" in some provincial school, aud retaining from such studies a sort of vague, pompous sentimental ism, easily influenced by big words and dramatic action. In the days of the celebrated Lachaud it was said that he always got an acquittal for a prisoner, however guilty he might be, for be knew how to work upon the "sensibil ity" of the jury. In France it Is not necessary that all should agree in the verdict; a majority of votes is sufficient, aud the two or three jurvmeu blessed with cool beads and gooif common sense, who may take a clear view of the case, are over ruled by the others, who between the eloquence of the prosecution and that of the defense, get into that state of bewilderment candidly expressed by Henri Quatre on a similar occasion, and with him tbey would willingly exclaim: "Holy Saint Gris! They are both in the right." The defense has the last word, and then the sorely troubled jury retires to decide as to the life or death of some poor wretch, who has been adorned with imaginary good qualities and re present eu as having acted unuer irre sistible circumstances by the eloquent man who speaks so be.iutiftiUy to whom they have just listened. What is to be done? He has been proved to have murdered somebody in cold blood and with horrible cruel tv bnt then he is so interesting, poor fellow! Bring in "ex teuunting circumstances" which will send him to Noumea (the very thing ne wisnes torj. And the jury returns the president. or foreman, according to established form, dramatically laying his hand on nis heart, as he solemnly proclaims: "On my honor and my conscience, before God and before men. by a ma jority of (so niani) votes, the jury de clares: i en, the prisoner is guiity,but with extenuating circumstances." Their scruples are thus satisfied, and tne interesting luuivmuat is sent to i charming country and delightful dim ate to begin life anew, envied by all his comrades in crime, who will iinme diately look out for a favorable oppor tunity, to cut the throat, of some old lady ana thus secure the same ait ran tages. Such is the present state of judicial affairs in France, for which a reinevlyi so tight not too s-tot THE SPEED OF INSECTS. Common Room Flim Cun Tmvl at Kate That I Simply Marvelonc There are manv insects which one would little suspect to be furnished with apparatus suited to swift and more or less continuous flight. House flies frequent the inside of onr win dows, buzzing sluggishly in aud out of the room. But what different creat ures are they when they accompany your horse ou a hot summer's day. A swarm of these little pests keeps per tinaciously on wing about the horse s ears; quicken the pace up to teu or twelve mties an hour, stilt they are there; let a gust of wind arise, and carry them backward and behind the breeze having dropeu, their speed is redoubled and they return to their post of annoyance to the poor horse even when urged to ita fastest pace. out this example gives only a oartial proof of the fly's power of flight, as the following from the N. Y. Ledger will show: The writer was traveling one day in autumn by rail at about twenty- nve mites an dour when a company of flies put in au appearance at the car window. They never settled, but eas ily kept pace with the train; so much so, indeed, that their flight seemed to be almost mechanical, aud a thought struck the writer that they had prob ably been drawn into a kind of vortex whereby they were carried onward with but little exertion on the part of themselves. But this notion was soon disproved. They sallied forth at right angles from the train, flew to a dis tance of thirty or forty feet, still keep ing pace, and then returned with in creased: speed ana buoyancv to the window. To accou n t for this, look at t he wings of a fly. Each is composed of an upper and lower membrane, be tween which the blood vessels and respiratory organs ramify so as to form a delicate network for the ex tended wings. These are used with great quickness, and probably six hun dred strokes are made per second. This would carry the fly about twenty five feet, but a seven-fold velocity can easily be attained, makiug 175 feet per second, so that under certain circum stances it can outstrip a racehorse. If a small insect like a fly can outstrip a racehorse, an insect as large as a horse would travel very much faster than a eannon ball. Gladstone's Guiding Star. She is one of the most charming looking women jou ever saw. declares a correspondent of The Ladies' Home Journal; a sweet, kind face framed in full, soft, lovely hair, and topped by a cap of velvet and lace. A gown that falls in artistic folds aud doesu't rustle, and a way of looking at you as if she were interested in everything you said that's Mrs. Gladstone. She docs not care for society, as is meant by the round of balls and receptions, and the giving and going to them; but she is delighted when she is at the head of her own dinner table und has about her a circle of friends who know and love her and Mr. Gladstone. Unlike the wife of any other Prime Minister she never went in for having a salon, for surrounding herself with rich and pow erful friends who would simply care to be received at the house of a Prime Minister, and yet have no real interest iu the cause which he so thoroughly aud entirely championed. Instead, she has given her time to caring for him, to seeing that he was under any and all circumstances as comfortable as possible, and, that in this way, bis health was preserved for the nation for whom he did so much good. Her happiest moments are when she is with her hnsband at Ha warden, but ou every importaut occasion she has al wa3s been by his side. Just remem ber that this means going over the country in railway trains, being for hours on open-air platforms, aud then you will understand why the people of England worship Mrs. Gladstone as a heroine. tHE MIDNIGHT SUN. Ah !Cp r on th Arotle Com of Alaka WhlU Awaiting tha KtUf flhtp. Just beyohd O ipe Llsburne, on the Arctic coast of Aln-Jka, some live hun dred miles above Be li ring Straits, are extensive coal mines. The. coal Is easily mined, and the Arctic whale ships make these mines a rendezvous. In midsummer there Is a period of a fow weeks when little or no whaling can be done on account of the Ice. During this period a "Lender" arrives from San Francisco with supplies of fresh provisions, the mail, etc., and carries back whatever whalebone and oil the whnlers limy have secured. The arrival of the lender Is the most Important and most looked-forward to of any event of the season, as she is the only link that connects the whale men with the outside world during a period of eight or ulno months. This midsummer period is during the time of the midnight sun, and there is continuous daylight for about six weeks. In 1887, twenty-three whale-ships lay at unchnr off those mines. Shifts of men were working during the twenty-four hours of continuous daylight, laying iu coal for" the coining cold days aiid nights of autumn. Every one of the eight hundred aud fifty, or more, men frequently scanned the horizon, eager for the appearance nt the tender; for it was the middle of July, and not a word had been heart) from home hei uoe the middle of Murch. Day after day the sun had coursed around the horizon, but not dipped below it. One vessel after another laid In its supply of coal, ami was anxious to be off, but still no tender came. She was due the first week in Jul, but the 12th, 13th, 14th, ami loth of the mouth came, and yet no news from her. Regular watches were kept on board the vessels as if the sun rose at five o'clock in the morulng and set at six at night. Even our rooster clung to his old hnbits and slept through the night of daylight, not deigning to crow until between four ami five o clock in the morning. The various masters, anxious to be off. met first on this ves sel, then on that, to discuss the delay in the arrival of the lender and to de cide upon a united course of action in case she did not appear soon. Toward noon ou the lGth, a faint mirage was seen off the Cape. Very little an was stirriug, and the mirage grew more and mora distinct until the tender was seen in every spar and sail, as clearly outlined in the smooth sea as if drawn on glass. But she was keel up! Three hours later, the vessel's hull was in full view above the horizon. She was under full sail with Flags and colors at the mastheads, bearing the joyous signal of uews from home. It was nearly eleveu o'clock before she reached her anchorage. Not to waste any time, the captain had a boat lowered, and before the tender's an chor was let go, we were alongside. No words enu describe the situation or our feelings as we reached the deck. Hands were shaken, a few anxious in quiries hurriedly made, and then each man betook himself to some quiet cor ner with his letters, to read the mes sages from the loved ones at home. As I sat on the rail, looking astern of the vessel, dreamily picturing scenes at home, I looked out over the vast ex panse of ocean. Here and there float ed a cake of ice. All was so still, so solemn, yet iu nine with my thoughts. The star1tjchiTg4ei- 'creakTog: The suu, far above the horizon, cast a clear, yeftow light so clear that the distant hills ou shore were distinct In every contour and the rigging of ever- vessel riding at anchor on the short, rolling sea was sharp in outliue. With my camera resting on my tnee. I took an instantaneous photo graph as the sun came nut from be hind a veil of cloud and east its loug sheeu over the sea from t e horizon almost to the very stern of the vessel. Entirely wrapped iu my reverie, I Mt watching the ceaseless sea. and the flow of the sunlight, thinking onl of :he world so many thousands of miles way. Four mouths of hardship and ianger were yet a heat I of ns. This 'ittle craft would carry our messages lome, but with her would go alt com munication with the world until we ourselves entered port. What changes wight these months bring forth! "Man the 'LucretiaV boat," was the rude intrusion upou my reverie, and five strong oars were soon carrying as to our own vessel. As the captain and I came over the rail, the man at the wheel struck eight bells. "Just midnight," said the captain. "And here is the midnight snn.V I added. Suiting my action to my words, I took another picture looking off toward the vessels that lay strain ing gently at their anchor-cables. Yellow as the light was, both pict ures came nut well. Fine detail may be lacking; but the pictures bring back a flood of recollectious as they recall the dangers of that season in the Arc tic, and oureutire isolation from home, civilization, and the world. Herbert it. Aldrich. in L RicJiolas. Gen. Milea on the Indian Question. Gen. Miles has some verv positive opinions as to the government's treat ment ot the Indians and its duty in the present crisis. It is his firm belief that an Indian can be made submissive by feeding and clothing him properly. If the redskins received all they are en titled to, there would not be, in the opinion of Gen. Miles, any more oat breaks like the one of the past three months. It costs less money to feed an Indian than it does to tight him, aud the results are belter all round. Gen. Miles is also in favor of the speedy and liberal adjustment of the claims of those Indians who remained loyal to the eroverainent, and who lost everything but the tepees in which they now live by the raid ot tne giiost dancing host ilea, who broke away from the Rosebud . aud Northern agencies. If an Indian is to lose his cabin, his horses, aud his cows for be ing loyal to the government, and then be compelled to sit in squalor aud misery until the administration makes up its too frequently sluggish mind to reimburse him, there should be no surprise, in the opinion of Gen. Miles, if the neglected sufferer turned savage, . and sought the sport the Brules in the present campaign have eujoyed with out punishment and almost without hinderance. Gen. Miles is also of the belief that the chances of further trouble iu the spring can be minimized by the re moval to distant territory ot some ot the leaders of the irreconcilable ele ment, as was doue with the Apaches in the southwest, C. O, Seymour, in Harper's Weekly. At Vienna the tvohoid mortality was 200 per 100,000 while the inhabitants drank surface water, but this mortality fell to 10 per 100,000 on a thoroughly good su pply bei ng o btai ned. At Amiens, among the military popula tion, the typhoid mortality fell from 111 per 10,000 to 7 when a pure supolv of water was secured by artesiau wells. At Keunes the inhabitants form erly d ra n k fro m con ta m i n a ted wells, with the result that typhoid fever was always endemic. The in troduction of pure water reduced the deaths from typhoid among the mili tary population from 43 per 10,000 to S. 3 I rtANCib SOUIHEHN BlrtUS. Sam Uopltln lienor I ban flam Curious llen'sen of tha Virginia Backwoods. "Didn yo never hear 'bout elpen stretchersP" asked Sam Hopkins the other da-. Sum is a little colored chap that runs errands aiid makes himself generally useful about au uptown hotel. He hails from Churlotti-svllle. Va., and what Sam doesn't know about the Vir ginia woods isn't worth knowing. Sara may trille with the truth sometimes, but he puts on such an air of injured innocence when auy of his statements are doubted that you almost forced to believe him. "Never hyard 'bout elpenstretchersP" he again repeated. "Why, they're the eu riu 8es t birds Iu all Virgiuny. What they'a like? Why, bless yo' stars they niut like nothlu in these hyur parts. Yo' kin onlv find 'em in the swamps back o' Cliarl'tsville. in the spring time, too. "Whar they Is In the su miner P They ain't nowhar. They's jess frogs an an lizards. Well, when yo' want fur to shoot el pen stretchers yo' takes yo gun and goes out in the swamp at night. Yo' see they burrows In the ground day times and comes out at uight to feed. They's bigger'n quail an1- most as big; as a 'en. Ain't got no feathers only long bristles like a porky pine. They're as bbick as your hat, too, an1 looks like a young rooster with his feathers all pulled out. Good to eatP Yes, siree. Mos' as good as 'possom. Yo' has to be mighty keerful, too, for if a elpenstretcher sticks yo' with one of them ar quits, you's a dead man. sartin sure. In the summer time they changes into lizards an' frogs. They'a jess the biggos' frogs you ever see, too. "An yo' never hyard of soras, neither? Well, sakes alive! Why, me au' my cousin Bill killed mos' a thousand of 'em iu one night. Soras Is jess like blackbirds, only smaller. "Allyo' has to do Is to go in the woods wih a piehwood light an a long pole. I jess went out tne' night with a light au' Sole, an' . Bill he held a big bag. ess as fas' as I'd knock 'em off the limb they'd fall to Bills bag. But tliey's common ail over Virginny." Then they'a the gingas cactus, big ger' n a he It pliant, and the whangdoo dle bird that fly's aroun' nights" and. carries off pigs aud eattlf. An say, mister, they's got a green bug down there mos' a foot high an "Hoi' on sah! That aiu't half they's got down there." Then, as I had turned to leave, after expressing my incredulity, Sam remarked with an air of injured innocence: "Well, ef it dou't jess beat me. These liyar Yankees wont b'lieve nuthia' less they sees 'em." N. . Herald, THE FORCE OF HABIT. QaMr Btory r a Smoker Told by a Stat and Proauie Fhyalclnn. It was after dinner at Young's says the Boston Qtobe. A well-known Com monwealth avenue phvsietan had been dining with a few professional cronies, rfhd. as the cignrs were lighted, the talk drifted to the tobacco habit, first iu its effect upou the race at large, and then its peculiar effects upon various individuals. "I know a man," said the elder phy sician, whose income, by the way. runs Into five figures, "in fact, he is now in my employ, who is the victim of the strangest whim in regjirjiJUte44Miue-pf IheweedJJmt-ewf'came under my ot servation. He is a Scotchman about 60 years old. Twelve years ago he desert ed from the English uavy aud came to this country, when 1 gave him a posi tion as coachman. One morning I went into the stable and noticed that a hole about two feet square had been cut in a partition be tween two stalls and a little shelf had been nailed up underneath it. I won dered what ou earth it had been dona for. but Donald was away at the time, and when he came back it had slipped my mind. "It was as much as a week after ward before I had occasion to go nto the stable again, and when I did I found Donald standing on a .stool, leaning his elbow on the shelf, with a long clay pipe in his mouth, smok ing away like a good one and blowing Hie smoke through the little window he had cut. Upon my questioning him he told me that of the twenty years he had passed in her majesty's service ten of them had been ou board a powder ship, where the rules against smoking were very strict. "During all this time he had been accustomed four times a day to stand upon a chest and lean out of a port hole to smoke, so that no one would smell him, and when at last be took French leave he found that he could not get any satisfaction out of a pipe uuless indulged in in the old posture, and so. from that day to this, yon can find him after each meal, aud for half an hour before going to bed, standing ou that stool, blowing bis smoke through the little window." Should Be Thankful. A carpenter's right shoulder ts al most invariably higher than his left, la consequence of having to use his rght arm all the time in planing and hum mering, says the Detroit Free Prnss. With every shaving bis shoulder rises with a jerk, and it finally becomes natural to him to bold himself iu that way. - - The right arm of a blacksmith, fot the same reason, is almost hypertro phied, while the left arm, from disuse, becomes atrophied. A shoemaker is almost always round shouldered from continually bendiug over the last between his knees as he sews and hammers. The head of a bricklayer's laborer Is held aloft with a haughty, self-reliant air from his habit of carrj'ing a hod on , his shoulder aud looking above him as he climbs up the scaffolding. All good orators have most abnorm ally wide mouths. This is the direct consequence of their habit of usiug sonorous words aud speaking with deliberation and correct pronunciation. If one practices this before Che glass one can see that the muscles in the cheeks are stretched more than ordi narily, and the mouth is extended a great deal more than in everyday con versation. Then, too, nature has something to do with it. A large month, like a prominent nose, is a sign of power. But all mcu with big mouths are not orators. Thank heaven for that I Cowboys and cavalrymen are usual ly bowlegged. But all bowlegged peo ple are not cowboys for which they should be grateful. Grounds for Divorce In Italy. We subjoin a few of the reasons given for claiming legal separation on the part of nuircied couples in Italy: One mau called his wife's sister a thief. A husband had beaten his wife's pet dog. Another constantly chewed to bacco. A third cut off his wife's curls without her consent. A fourth refused to take bis wife out for a walk. A fifth compelled his wife to sit up talk ing with him after midnight when she would have preferred going to sleep. One lady refused to sew on her hus band's trousers buttons. Another lazily stayed in bed till noon every day. A third would not let her hnsband go near the fire on a cold winter's day. A fourth "lady" dragged her husband out of bed by his beard. A fifth went strolling round the town instead of at tending to her domestic duties. Car rtere Ui Napotu HE MISSED The "brawses." A Story Told on m Htnart KnflUliman la America. A good story is told at the expense of one Englishman who came to this country with the British and; German steel manufacturers last October. The American system of cheeking trunks seems to have nuzzled tha foreigners not a little, und when the party ar rived at New York they had among them fully 2,500 pieces of baggage. Here their difficulties commenced. After "doing" the cities along the At lautlc coast, in which the baggnge got into a terribly mixed state, the party returned to New York, preceding the Pittsburg trip. At the latter point 400 pieces of baggage had arrived during the first two days. The entire outfit was wrathy, and the male portion heartily cursed the railroads and all things American. But the cruelest thing happened to a young Britisher. By mistake he had checked his "boxes" through to Chicago from New York. At Pitts burg he was in a sorry plight. No baggage but a small hand bag to dress from during the four days' visit. Up on arriving at the Auditorium he was in a high state of perturbation. "Have me buwxes arrived?" said he to the clerk. "Hey?" "Me bawxea." "Eh! O. your trunks. Front! Fiud the gentleman's trunks." They were not to be found. The clerk suggested that they might be at the statiou. He would send for them next trip. "Cawn't wait,' growled the English man. "I've beeu a week without me bawxes. I'll go myself." A cab was called, and with a tip to cabby to "jingle off quick, now," the station was soon reached. Have you me bawxes here?" said ha to the agent. "Huh!" 'Me bawxesP" Trunks, d'ye mean? Let's see yer cheeks." "Me checks! . checks." was the puzzled answer; "bless me stars! Cawn't onderstand! I "H 1, man, yer off! Want yer trunk checks. Here, these things," be ex claimed showing a check. "O! it's me brawses yon want. I locked them in me bawxes. I'll have to get me bawxes first." "Well, that beats my time!" ejacu lated the baggageman. "Say! rou ought to get under cover. O, yes, 'I'll find 'em. And he did. Chicago Tri bune. ' S QTHERS SEE US. rh Way of tlia Amrlcm Jar-man a Known In England. The strange custom in America ot appointing men to office without any regard to their previous career or occupation frequently leads to the most extraordinary incidents, which to English readers unacquainted ' with transatlantic life would appear extrav agant, even if tbey witnessed tbem on the stage of some theatre devoted to opera bouffe. Thus, what can lie more comical than the conduct of the Dakota judge, a veterinary surgeon by trade, who was asked by n citizen to be ex cused from serviug as a juryman on the plea that he had a sick horse. "Is it yonr sorrel mare?" inquired the judge, his professional instinct getting fortheinoamut the better of his judi cial dignity. "Yes, your honor," re plied the man. "The court will ad journ for one hour," exclaimed the judge. "I know something that will cure that sorrel mare inside of twenty minutes;" and thereupon the court linked arms with the 'juryman and. accompanied by the prosecuting attor ney, the sheriff and the prisoner, w horn the sheriff did not like to leave behind, sought the indisposed sorrel. Nor was it so very long ago, says the Pall M'lll iSasette, that a big raw boned man at Julesburg. Colo., de clined to go on a jury because, as he expressed it, "he couldn't bear to serve under no man that he could lick." meaning the judge. Now, the latter, when not dispensing justice from the bench, was dispensing drinks at the bar of the liquor saloon which he owned," and in his younger days he bad acquired considerable fame as a bruiser. The dormant instincts of the latter awoke and arose to the surface on hearing the objection put forward by the refractory juryman. Laying aside its judicial ermine, the court got down from the bench into the body of the court, requested the spectators to form a ring, and, with the clerk as timekeeper and the pris oner as referee, fought the large man for fifteen minutes, thoroughly remov ing the latter' hesitation to serving on that particular jury. ' As soon as bis honor had accomplished this he re sumed his seat on the bench and went on with the trial. ONLY AN ACCIDENT. . Bat It Rm Given Rl ta II Nntnroil Raillery. A well-known young lady of this city recently met with an accident which has occasioned her much annoy ance, by reason of the good-natured rallying of her friends, says the St. Paul Pioneer Press. It would hardly be fair to meution the lady's name, but her acquaintances will readily recog nize her by her personal charms, her bright, winning ways and her many accomplishments, among the latter be ing that of horseback riding, in which she is an expert. She never lacks for escorts in her rides about the country and a few days sinco she and a male companion, also welt known in the city, rode out to one of the lakes be yond the northern boundary of town. While ridiug along the beach the gentleman suggested that it would be a good play to allow the horses to driuk, and, acting on the suggestion, they rode into the water nntil it nearly reached the stirrups of their saddles. It was a warm day, they had been riding fast and the cool water was very grateful to the beasts. The horse which the youug lady was riding, after enjoying the situation for some min utes, seemed to reason that if to have his legs submerged was so pleasurable it would be much more so to pot his whole anatomy under water. Acting on this idea he proceeded to lie down, entirely regardless of his fair burden. There was a fomtuiue scream, a splash, a masculine ejaculation, an other splash, and then the gentleman was wading to the shore carrying tho dripping form of his companion in his arms. Several spectators who had ar rived on the scene say that it took the gentleman an unreasonably long time to reach terra fir ma, but he finally suc ceeded in landing his burden. Now the young lady declares she will never, never ride into the water again, but she probably does not mean it, while the young man acts as though he would give a week's salary to have the acci dent occur again. The Boy Wag Cheated. A man at the post-office gave a news boy twenty-five cents recently to go and get him a paper, aud when the lad returned he was handed an extra nickel with the remark: "That is for your honesty, my boy." "But but w" stammered the boy as he looked from the coin to the man and back again. -Well?" "Why, sir, it's only five cents, and I could have run away with the whole quarter!" Detroit Free Press SPOTTERS ON STREET-CARS. Moon flpotferi -ty th fiondnctora. They Arm fiivrn III Htxth Ir-re, Every street-car line in New York employs from fortv to sixty "spot ters," who are paid" 20 cents around trip, and whose business it is to see that all fares received are rung up on the car indicator. "It's the easiest thing in the world," said a Broadway car conductor to a World man "for us to spot them. In the first place they have to keep track of every person who gets on the car, and they can be -seen taking notes. The usual method is for the spotter to carry a pocketful of beans. As a pas senger gets on the car he transfers a beau from tho full pocket to an empty one, and when he leaves the car, as he usually does when it nearly reaches the terminus, he looks at the indicator, aud at his leisure counts the beans and sees if the number tallies with that shown on the register. "Usually tho spotter gets on the ear about five blocks from the starting place. One of them once told a friend of mine that he had two pockets in one, so he didn't have to take his hand cut at nil; The spotter's word is al ways taken, nnd It Is seldom that a conductor gets aurthing but his dis missal notice. "There is no appeal from nis report. Seven trips a day is the average made by these men, and if they do not re port a man or two a week the officials think they are not attending to busi ness. : There Is one consolation to honest conductors, however, and that Is that the spotters have men to watch them, and no one spotter is known to another. Their statements are all mailed to the car superintendent at his residence, ami they get their pay each mouth by mail. It sometime happens that two will board the same car un known to each other, and perhaps give In different reports. Whenever I am sure of a spotter I give him the sixth degree as he gets off the can "1 can't teUyou how it is done, bnt It works to a charm, and before night four or five other conductors know bim, and the next day he is known to as many more, so that in a few weeks most of us get on,' as the boys say. It never fails, and the spotter becomes a walking sigu to the men on the road, whose eyes are as keen as can be." A Child's Sense of Justice. Nothing seems to burn into the memory and heart of a child as an no deserved punishment, however trifling the matter may seem to the ad alt in flietor. Iu some children of the sunny, hopeful type the wave of indignation and helpless, unspoken protest against unjust correction passes away, and leaves apparently no trace. To other childreu, with more sensitive natures or more rebellious dispositions, unjust words of reproof kindle fires of rage, which smoulder with sullen persistence under the ashes of seeming forget ful ness, ready to burst out violently and unexpectedly. If this seems an over drawn picture one has only to think backward to one's own childish days, aud to recall the time when careless treatment by the elder first taught us to be bitter unforgiving, resentful. A child's seuse of justice is as keen as his heart is tender, and this is one of the qualities most necessary to a noble character; a quality that must ba blended with truth nati honor and self-sacrifice to give the right balance to dispositions that would otherwise work harm. A child's justice is always tem pered with mercy to those he loves, and when in the home he is justly and tenderly dealt with, he learns little by little ttiat higher sense of justice to wards all with whom be comes in eon tact. When his own small rights are carelessly and continually thrust aside, he, too. learns to play the brigand, to invent devices to achieve the might which he has learned makes right. Harper's Bazar. He Wanted to Hear Hint. T think about the most amusing letter I ever received," said Mr. Chauncey M. Depew the other day, "was one I found on my desk iu the Grand Central one morning. It was directed to me personally; the paper was heavy lined note and the hand writing evidently that of a well-educated man. When I opened it I found It began 'To the Hon. Chauncey M. Depew, and after my name were the initials of all the college degrees I ever beard of and many I uever saw before. Then it weut on something like this: '"Dear and Most Honored Sir: I have read of your after-dinner speeches, and while it has never been my good fortune to listen to yonr eloquence, I have delighted in such published re ports of your utterances as I have been able to secure. "So much have they impressed me that I have but one great wish. It is ,o listen to tbe speech yon "Here I reached the end of the page. There were two dinners on my list at tbe time, and 1 supposed the writer wanted to find out from me how he could bear the speeches of one of them. I turned the page over, fall of a charit able wish to accede to his request, and read: would make after a dinner in your railway restaurant at Pougb keepsie!" N. Y. Continent. How Tea la Carried In Tibet. The packages of tea, each about four feet long, six inches broad, and three to four thick, and weighing from sev enteen to twenty-three pouuds, are placed horizontally one above tbe other, the upper ones projecting so as to come over the porter's head. They are held tightly together by coir ropes aud little bamboo stakes; straps, also of plaited coir ropes, pass over the por ter's shoulders, while a little string fastened to the top of tbe load helps to balance the huge structure, which it requires more knack than strength to carry, for its weight must bear on all the "back and ouly slightly on the shoulders. Iu their hands the porters carry a short crutch which they place under the load when they wish to rest without removing it from their backs. The average load is nine packages, or from 130 to 200 pounds, but I passed a num ber of me u carrying seventeen packages, and one had twenty-one. A man, I was told, had a few years ago brought an iron safe weighing four huudred pounds fur Mgr. Biet from Ya-chou to Ta-chien-lu in tventy-wo days. Old or decrepit people com monly travel along this road borne on the backs of porters. Many of tbe women porters carried seven packages of tea, nearly two hundred pounds, and children of five and six trudged ou behind their parents with one or two. The price paid for the work is twenty tael cents (about twenty-live cents) a package, and it takes about seventeen days to make the trip from Ya-chou. So far as my knowledge goes there are no porters in any other part of the world who carry such weights as these Ya-chou tea-coolies; aud strange as it may appear, they are not very muscular, and over half of them are confirmed opium smokers. Lieut. Hocchill, in Century. Just the Cheese. - Jeweler If you want to buy a watch I think that an American move ment in an American case takes the cake." Customer "Probably; but you will, no doubt, agree with me that a Swiss movement in Sweiizer kase is just about the cheese." I'uck. China and t'crn. The Chinese coolies hi Peru have rendered vt-sef-il service, the railway system being In great part tho work of their hands. 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