Pay &s You Oo. - -t aPs & (rtt tJfUJo sKvriiKF, a mitxlm of oH, -:- , d to learn it mankind is exoceUnjr slow; i V sit turns all our coppm-s to silver and : ". "' " poUI i - tliitik well about It Hts pay as you go. !d you sport & one coat, or a catrlajje and ! . Don't imy !t on crrd't. nor steal It go slow; : tRwy Trill come la good time. If you only be ware Of installments and etorc-bcoks, and pay as 1 you go. ano worm's not unfair to me poor, out i Thny're unfair 1o themselves and their chil dren; they know When their pennies go out for cigars and for drink That for these there's no trust they must pay as they go. There's a man lives up-town, worth a million, 1 jruess. In a mansion, with servants, and horses, and show; If you ask him the secmt of all his success. Be 11 answer ycu quickly: "I pay as 1 go." Are you pushed by the grocer, or back In your rents? Is your wife looking shabby, your daughter also Just balance your Income and bills of ex pense. And begin the r.ext quarter to pay as you KO. funds in tiie bank. When your fuel's laid lu and the winter winds blow. Then be kinti to the poor -tts the best way to thank The rhymer who taught yon to pay as you go. J. R. Furke In Philadelphia Times. CUPID OX THE HAIL. "Jorlette will be on board the ?:80 tnaH train. Follow lilm to Liverpool Will meet you there. .Look sltarp! Catijcart." This was the wording of the telo CTfttn I received one wet. ngly night last December. I was sitting in my little snuggery, back of my office, be fore a blazing grate, with my feet in slippers and my lody in a warm dress ing gown. I had a mng of hot punch and a cold mince pie on the table be side me, along with, an nncut novel and a genuine Havana, with which I intended to regale myself presently. This telegram was from my chief, who, I might as welt say, was a detect ive; and I bad followed that thankless and precarious business for several years. This same Jorlette had given as great deal of trouble. We had never had so cunning a spirit to cope with. Perhaps it would be well to explain that Pierre Jorlelte was a murderer upon whose head was set a price of 2,000 pounds by the crown. A French man and a nobleman by birth, a gen tleman by education, he had when very yonng married a beautiful Eng lish girlj with whom he passed two years of unalloyed happiness. At the end of that time some fearful shadow came between them none knew of what nature and the inhuman hus band stabbed his wife to the heart! Her confidential maid witnessed the deed, and attempted to save the life of her mistress, but Jorlette fell upon her with savage ferocity and left the two corpses lying together side by side. i naa only to ioiiow instructions. For the hundredth time I took Jor Iette's photograph from my pocket book and examined the features of the murderer. It was a singularly hand some face that I saw clearly cat, with large hazel eyes, shaded by long dark lashes; a month delicate and sensitive as a woman's; a highv rather narrow forehead, naif hidden in clustering curls of auburn hair; a form rather spare, yet well knit, and a hand sym metrical and rounded as a woman's. I changed my slippers for boots, got myself inside my fur overcoat, stuffed a valise with brown paper and black ing brushes, that I might appear a re spectable traveler, and, looking at my watch, found I had just time to reach ihe station. The train stopped ten minutes for refreshments, and taking the guard, who was an old frieud of mine, suffi ciently iuto . my conlidence, I was given an opportunity of looking through the carriages previous, to the starting of the train. It was a full train, but, singularly enough, there was not a red-headed man on board of it. Jorlette was red headed, and aside from that circum stance he had a face which I flattered myself I could not readily mistake. As I stood irresolute and feeling very much as if I had been fooled, there came toward me from the dining room an individual, tall and spare, with a slouch hat, a white cravat, a hage piece of game pie in his hand tnd this person had red hair and dark eyes! I watched him closely. There was a -certain dogged, skulking look about him; he would not meet my eye, and he walked off to the extreme end of the platform by himself, and remained there munching his pie until the last bell rung; and then he hurried on board with the air of one who felt that a great iieai uepenutu on ins gciimg a seat. I was convinced that he was my man, thongh be was not altogether like the photograph. Still, faces and photographs differ a good deal, since to the picture there is little expression and no color. - He entered car No. 171, and at a hint the guard put me in the same van. There were three persons already there besides my pie-eating friend and my self. An elderly gentleman, who was reading the Times wrong side np. and nodding blandly over its fascinating eolmnns; a pair of rural lovers lonog ing on each other's shoulders and dis cussing peppermint drops together; and presently we were reinforced by an old lady in a very prim bonnet with brown ribbons, and bearing luggage in the shape of a bird-cage, a basket with a cat in it, an umbrella and a very large carpet-sack. Jorlette had produced another sec tion of pie, and was demolishing it vigorously. Seemingly he enjoyed: it. Well, I suppose even a murderer may enjoy eating pie. Just as the train began to move the dooropeBed, and a young lady came hesitatingly forward. You know what helpless creatures women are on their feet in a bouncing, swaying railway car, and this young beauty was no ex ception. She tottered, and would have fallen; but I put oat my arm and caught her, at the same time offering her the unoccupied seat by my side. She blushed rosily, thanked me in the sweetest voice I had ever beard ing me feel well, not many removes from the gates of paradise. A lovelier face had never seen. The skin was clear and fair, the month sweet, sensitive and a little sad; the eves dark and melting; and the beauti ful dark brown hair, which hnng over her shoulders in the prevailing stvie, was soft as floss silk, and rippled like the bosom of a meadow brook when it flows over a bed of pebbles. But so lost was I in contemplating the charms of this fair creature that I suddenly remembered I was not "look ing sharp," as Cat heart had ordered me, and I turned to regard my yery unsuspecting Jorlette. If a criminal, he was a very self possessed one. He had finished bis pie, and was picking his teeth with a quill and furtively regarding his boots, which, by a peculiar tightness and stiffness of look, I judged were new ones. Occasionally be felt them, as if perhaps his corns were pinched, and once I was sure he muttered something like an oath as he rubbed his long . .. white fingers over the locality of his great toe. -Xhere was nothing to be done with iii in until we reached Liverpool, unless he attempted to leave the train, so 1 ruight ns well cultivate the acquaint ance of my pretty little seat-mate. She- was somewhat shy, but after awhile X managed to overcome her reserve, and we chatted pleasnu tly, like old friends. She had not been much from home, and was a little timid about traveling atone. She started nervously every time the car gave n lurch, and I deem ed it my duty to put my arm around the back of the seat to calm her fears. She had such a horror of railway accidents, she said, that her Aunt Jane had predicted before she left home that something dreadful was going to happen to her, and then she lifted her large, melting eyes to my face, and I drew the arm down from the seat and let it rest on her shoulder. Men are the natural protectors of women, you know. i We talked on various subjects. ' My sweet eompauion was very well in formed, and her language was simple and well chosen. Before I was hardly aware of it I had told her that I was a detective, and that I was making this journey expressly to help capture Jor lette the notorious Jorlette. She shuddered and drew a little nearer to me. "Dear me!" said she, nervously, 4it must be dangerous business. This Jorlette, I bare heard, is a desperate character. JPrav oh, do pray be care ful." And she dropped her voice so near to a whisper and threw so much ex pression into her beautiful eyes that I could not resist tenderly pressing the white hand so near my own, and whis pered, I am afraid, something that would look absurd on paper. That was a very delightful trip to me. and I think it must have been not altogether unpleasant to the yonug lady, for her cheeks were red and her eyes bright as we approached the ter minus. She was going to visit her sister, who lived two or three miles in land from Liverpool, so she had to leave me before my journey was ended. J. he tram only hatted for a moment, but I managed to press a warm kiss on her lips, and to beg her to give me her address that I might call on her. She smiled archly up into my face. "I will drop you aline within a week, Mr. Dayton, she said, sweetly. "Let me see your first name is' "Atphonse. No. 8-41 T street, Liverpool, for the next ten days. Good by. darling!" and I kissed her again, aud saw the door close behind" her with a full feeling of pain inside the left section of my waistcoat. But I resolutely put my pretty un known out of my mind, and devoted myself to looking sharp at Jorlette. who had evidently fallen asleep. Talk about the uneasiness of a guilty con science, indeed! At Liverpool Mr. Cathcart stepped into the car before any one had left it. He swept his eye over the occupants, and a look of blank dismay settled on his face. "Thunderation!" cried . he; "is it pos sible you have let him skip?" He is there!" said t, triumphantly, pointiug to my red-haired fellow-passenger. That!" said Cathcart, in a tone of ineffable contempt. "Alf. you're a fool. That man is the Rev. John Pin nicut, rector of St- Thomas' church. Cumber well. How do you do, sir?' shaking hands with the pie-eater. Cathcart turned upon me fiercely. "Where in the deuce is Jorlette?" he exclaimed, savagely. "Did I not or der you to look sharp?" "Yonder reverend gentleman was the only one on the traiu in any wise answering Jorlette's description," said I doggedly. The guard came up at that moment and substantiated my statement, and Cathcart was obliged to swallow his m o r t i heat ion with as good grace as possible. His information relative to Jorlette being a traveler by the 7:30 mail had come from one of his most re liable men. but there had been some mistake somewhere. We were not to pocket the 2,000 pounds reward in a hurry. A week afterward I received a letter, written on pink paper, perfumed, and elegant generally. I transcribe it: "My Dear Mr. layton: Hereby I fulfill my promise of dropping- you a line within the week. I am flourishing, and hope you are, also. My Aunt Jane's presentiment did not Krove prophet ie. 1 am on my way to Amer mj, where I ex (?c-t to be elected to congress. Give my love to id Cathcart. You have no idea how funny it fi-eis to have your lips pressed by a m.-io"a ltts when you hapten to be a man yourst-tf. Sorry you are not. to get theS.009 pounds, but t-eff-prcscrvaliun is the first law of nature. Falthfu ly yours, "Pierre Jobxjcttb. The Ravens of Alaska. The Alaska raven is a fine-looking bird, as large as a turkey, and upon closer acquaintance a real handsome fellow. His coat is iudee lilack. but of a black glossier and more rich than silk and softer than velvet, while in a semi-shade the feathers are tinged with that peculiar color so often seen on well-preserved blue-black' bronze. It is very funny to see these birds hold ing, as it were, a conclave. Ten or a dozen alight on the ground and walk to the meeting place with a stately, erect step, their every movement cool and assured. Then an old bird steps gravely into the middle and the meet ing begins with a series of guttural and harsh croaks, which gradually swell in volume until the entire lot of birds have joined in the debate. Along comes a dog and for him they scatter, resuming their positions when he passes, until the meeting again terminates, and they fly off to the beach and hills. These birds are seldom killed unless it be lit some sailor in pure wantonness. If you examine the bills of these ravens the peculiar construction is remarkable. They are a combination of a chisel, scissors, dagger, and gimlet. The bill forms an im portan t factor in the raven's existence for he has to dig on the beach for clams, bore the hard shell by repeated chipping, and again in pure mischief he will tear and break anything that his bright and unerring eye lights upon. The natives from Yakutat Bay through the network of islands as far as British Columbia have an ancient legend that the raven was the bird that brought light from darkness when the world was created- On this account they venerate it. and the totem of a raven is regarded as denoting the most illustrious descended family. San Francisco Chronicle. The Worth of Autographs. Autograph collecting is a very inno cent though somewhat costly hobby. My collection has cost me over $500, and its cash value to-day is over $1, 000. Autographs have their cash prices and will always fetch them. The signa ture of a President of the United States is worth $1 that is to say any since Garfield. Garfield's is cheap at $2, and Lincoln's at $10. A letter written by Lincoln early in the war has been sold for $50. Thomas Jefferson's .signature fetches $10 and is very scarce. Foreign autographs run high. The first Napo leon's is worth between $20 to $50; Dr. Johnson's about the same Queen Victoria's is sold as low as $6.50, and is often a forgery at that. The Prince of Wales has been very sparing with his autographs, and the only one I ever knew of being sold brought $12.50. Lord Beaconstield's is worth $5, but as Mr. Gladstone will courteously reply to any letter sent him, Ji is autograph is a drug in the market, and has scarcely any cash value at all. Boulanger's auLograph used to sell for $1, and Bismarck's is worth three times that amount. THE PHANTOM MQUNTAfN. A Peculiar Atmonjlier!v JCflW Bi time Afn on the Facilit. Clustered about the capstan they were telling about John Muir's experi ence on the great South Dome in Tosemite dining a snow-storm, when, atone there, impressed with nil the vastness of the place, he saw a giant image in the clouds, like the wrath of the valley's god, veering aud advancing as if in menace: It was told how Muir finally ascertained that the itnttge was merely his own reflection on the snow cloud a duplicate of the world-famous specter of the Brocket!. Then up spoke Mayor John R. Glasscock of Oakland, says the Sau Francisco Examiner, and asked: "Have any of you seen the phantom mountain the peak in the ocean?" Though there were many in that company who had seen nil sorts of things, from crawling vipers to pink monkeys with sea-green appendages, none could ever say that he had seen the mountain. So the mayor went on: "I have often beeu on Mount Diablo; in fact, I have camped there season after season. I have viewed the sun rise and set from a perch upon the summit time and time-again, but only ouce had I the pleasure of beholdiug the ghost-like peak. Oue morning, however, after I had climbed the grade in order to see the signal-service men who were formerly statioued there tiash their heliograph signals across to an eminence ou the other side of Truckee, and then over to Mount St Helena, I was told to turn my eyes out to sea.. You know His a fact 'that on a clear day a persou can see more country from the summit of Diablo than from any other eminence iu the world. "The great central valley spreads out on one side, all the lesser hills, generally shrouded in a fog, are be neath yon, aud off to the west dimples the blue Pacific. Well, this morniug I could hardly believe my eyes. Right up from the bosom of the deep rose a great mountain solid, majestic, aud empurpled. For a long time I believed that it was the product of some 'drastic lift of pent-up volcanic fires the growth of a night. But as I studied it I saw it was the exact counterpart of the double cone of Diablo a phantom of the sea. By the peculiar reflective and refractive" condition of the atmos phere the mountain was made to ap pear as a wave-washed crag. As the sun . rose alt -its apparent stability vanished and it dissolved into thin air. I tried for the sight again and again, but the atmospheric conditions were never favorable. Kver afterward the ocean stretched away.uurutlled and re mote." Be Appreciated Cortesy. Mr. Kulpepper.an epicurean smoker, was traveling on the railway with a passenger from Berlin who was smok ing a horrid eigar. As al! hints and signs proved unavailing. Mr. Kul pep per naa recourse to an oiteq-tried ex periment. Rising from his scat, he politely said: Will 3"oo allow me to open the win dow?" At the same time he qnite accident ill v" brushed against the hand of his fellow-passenger, causing him to drop his cigar. Mr. Kul pepper had the ad ditional misfortune to step on it aud said, in alarm: Oh! I beg a thousand pardons. Allow me to offer you one of mine. Thev are not half bad." With v ou r kind verm issi on. " answered the Berliner, quite pleased. He took three cigars out of the case presented to him and put them iuto his pocket, saying: Tlffcse are first-rate brand. Til smoke 'em ou Sundavs." Ana with that he proceeded to light another oue of his own. Nueste AVic richten. Couldn't Catch Him. His eve lighted on the man wearing the wolf-skin overcoat as soon as he j entered the door, and the presumed far westerner had scarcely got seated when he was accosted with: from Colorado or .Nevada, I pre sume? 1 No, sir; from Idaho." "Anywhere near Boise City?" "Right from tha place, sir." "Ah! glad to have met you. Wanted to talk with you about the weather out there. Been very cold this winter?" "Not so very. It was only 15 de grees below when I left." "Is that the coldest?" "Well, we had it 23 degrees below for a few days in December." 'Did, eh ? I have leen keeping track of the weather, as reportea by the signal service. Here is Boise City pasted in this column." .! see. You must have an object?" "Certainly. I travel a good deal, and I always like to stop a liar in the first round. This report does not show that you have even touched zero this winter. How is that?" "My friend, is that the weather bureau report?" asked wolf-overcoat. "it is." "Ofiicial?" "Yes, sir. Can you get over it?" "I don't have to, sir. I should have told you on the start that our town is divided. Half of it is built on an old glacier and the other half in the crater of a volcano. The signal office is lo cated in the latter, half, aud even in January they have to pour water on the floor to cool it off. -. Up in my half we often have it 20 degrees below while they are picking roses down in the crater. Signal service is only for half the town, sir, and befqre you call a Boise City man a liar you should find out which half he lives in. Go away from me. sir! Yon look like a bad, bad man!" N. Y. Sun. Spanish Hospitality In Karly Cali fornia Days. In the old days there was not a hotel in California, aud it was considered a grievous offense even for a stranger, much more for a friend, to pass by a ranch without stopping. Fresh horses were always furnished, and in many cases on record wheu strangers ap peared to need finaucial help a pile of uncounted silver was left iu the sleep ing apartment, and they were given to understand that they were to take all they needed. This money was covered with a cloth, and it was a point of honor not to count it beforehand nor afterward. It was "guest silver," and the custom contiuued until its abuse by travelers compelled the native Californians to almudon it. Among themselves no one was ever allowed to suffer or struggle for lack of help. The late Dr. Nicholas Deu, of Santa Barbara, who married into the Ortega family, once needed money to carrv through a speculation, and thought of going to Los Angeles to borrow it. Old rather JNareiso. bear- ing of the matter, sent his Indian boy to him with a "cora, or four-sration tule basket, full of gold, and the mes sage that he ought to come to his priest whenever he needed help. Charles aowara bfunn. An ventury. Just as Well. A California paper tells how a moun tain lion lay down beside a little boy in a field and guarded him from dan ger uutil his mother returned. The story is just as good as it it were true, as the moral is t lie re. The said moral is: "Discharge your nurse-girl aud hire a mouaiaiu lion in her mace." The Voice of the Qhnrmer. One among many of my girls begins her letter to me in this way: "1 am in need of advice," and. because there are so many who seem in the saiue sad predicament, I choose to answer her on this page. My dear girl, no man of honor ever continually visited a girl, talked of love and yet said that he did not think of marriage. If he does not think of marriage "he ought not- to whisper of lave, find the sqeuer your acquaintance with him ceases the bet ter it will be for you. The man you expect to love shonld exjwet to make you his wife, ami you cannot afford to listen to protestations of never-dying affection from men who do not propose to put you iu thut most honorable of all positions- the po-tiilou of a wife. I wish I could make you understand how dangerous this is; 1 wish I could get near enough to end. one ot you to put my hand on your shoulder and look in. your eyes, ami say. -lake care! Women whose lives have been those of shame and sorrow met their first temp- tatioo in this way. bo straight to your father or brother ami tell them what i this man has suid to you. Hear what they say, aud see what tiu-y think, and if they are the houut-he:irted men I believe them to be they will tell you as I do: 'Listen to no won) f love that is not followed bv the suggestion ot an earlv marriage. '' "But," Bays a dear little maiden, "we can't get married yet; we. have got to work to make a home, aud that is what we are wailing and hoping for." Yon are not the girl 1 am speaking to. Cheery Hear Everybody knows you expect to marry the man who is devoted to you, and everybody knows that It is just a question of a little self denial and a Hale waiting before the day will come when you uecotne mis tress of a home as well as a heart. It is the girt who is in doubt as to what she ougut to do; it is the girl who is listen ing to the voice of the charmer, aud for whom 1 fear so much, that 1 am talking to. and I ask her to write in letters of fire ou her brain and her heart Just these words of warning; 'The lore that does not mean mar riage it is a disgn.ee even to call love.1 Ruth Ashmore, in The Ladies' Some Journal, They Felt The Lion's Breath. I whispered to the other children to lie still, because we had no place to hide in, nor was it any use to try to climb a tree, for the" California lion will climb like a cat. So we saw the lion finish his meal on our ox. It grew very light, near sunrise, before he took any notice of us, where wo sat under the ox-cart. As soon as he saw ns he walked up very close, with a curious, wondering expression on his face, ami went all about the cart, looking ns over, and making a purring sound. We sat close aud had our arms about one another.but we did not say a word . He then came up so close that I felt his breath on me, aud linnlly he put his nose against my ankle. I had no stockings on, only home-made shoes, and his nose felt vert- strange, and made me expect to be eaten up at one e. But I thought it best to lie still and not cry out After what seemed a long time, the lion went buck and lay down by the dead ox. about a hundred feet distant, keeping his eye on ns most of the time. He sometimes walked around the ox; then he went off a little way to a spring; then he came back and walked around the cart. At last be lay down again by the ox, shut his eyes, and seemed asleep. The sun was now high, and we were very hungry and thirsty, but when we moved a little to rest our limbs the lion opeued his eyes and looked verv bad. We lay there under the cart all the morning, and until about the middle of the afternoon, and the lion lay under the shade of a tree, watched us. ate some more beef, and went to the spring as often as he chose, men aoout three o'clock mother and Jose, the peon, came down from the coast way, nod when they were on the ridge, they could look into the canon ami see the whole situation at a glauce. the lion, the dead ox. the cart, and the three of as huddled together under it. Jose ran forward and tired two shots, wounding the Hon, but he got avay iu the rocks. The Century. The Pose of the Head. The head is the crown piece of the human statue, and is usually in good proportion and capable of proper poise, but a head well set and sus tained in due height above the shoul ders is a rare sight. A tromao of large full physique will diminish and make herself almost insignificant by a forward stretch and crane of the neck, or a contracted tuck-dowu between the shoulders, when her whole effort should lie to extend and lengthen the support of the head, aud to give the full encct ot its size. J he tall sienaer woman, whose head should stand like the bell on the stalk of a lily, gets an idea that she accentuates tier height by an upright poise, and is therefore seen with a continued bend of the body and turn of the head to one side, which give her an expression of sympathetic or critical interest, alike with shop keeper, servant, stranger, and friend. These are small nffectations and frills which do no one any harm, but they break the line of contour and beauty, and to the initiated mean itrk of cult ure The difficulty, in truth, lies often est in the weakness of the point ifappuithe joint or hinge of support at the back wf the neck and the lack of proper exercise of the muscles of the throat to gain strength and flexi bility. The uplift of the chest has the effect of throwing the head upward, and placing the weight where it be longs against the joiut In the spine. Emma Mvffeti 2Viy, t" m A'arrer's Bazar. . He Was Whipeawed. "Can you driveP'1 asked a fair East end damsel, as she stood by the side of her adorer and gazed out of the win dow at the snow.- Oh, yes." replied the young man, unthinkingly; "I'm quite a good driver. Aud it looks like good sleighing," the girl went on. Y-e-e-s. " The young mau re la psed into silence, which was occupied chief ly in mental calculations as to how mauy sleigh-rides at current rates he could afford on his $10-a-week-salary. 'You said you could drive, didn't you?'1 asked the girl, resumiug the subject. "vVell-er-it's been a long time since I did much driving, aud I'm afraid it would hardly be safe for me to undertake it." "Oh, Tin so sorry; I was just going to ask papa to have the cutter hitched up so we could take a ride." Pitlsburg Chronicle. Turning the Other Cheek. One of the prominent ministers of Hartford, Conn. can it be Mr. Twit chellP was pacing a hotel corridor not long ago when a Christian worker ap proached him with the question "Are you a Christian P" "I hope so," re plied the clergyman, modestly. "Hope soP Don't you know so?" persisted his interlocutor. No response from the divine "Well, now," said the stranger, "if a man should strike you on the right cheek would you turn to him the other alsoP" "No, 1 wouldn't, if he had as much cheek as von have," was the reply. N. Y. lYtb'une. Electricity is a successful agent for the purifioatiou of sugar. MEN. Fa moos Alexander K. McCluugof Mississippi was perhaps one of the most conspicu ous figures In the early days of that State's his tor v. He was contemporan eous with Jefferson Davirf. S. S. Pren tiss, and Henry S. Foote. the big brnhiy men who have written their names high upon the scroll of the Nation's life. He was a man possessing many admirable traits of charucter. com bined with a high order of intellect and surpassingly fine manners. His style of dress was immaculate, and no knight of the olden time ever bore himself with pronder mien than did Alex. McCluug. His finely-wrought organism was screwed up to the high est tension all the time, and by reason of that he became the most famous duelist in America. He was of frjeadly. convivial nature for all that, aod tha hftbit8 of inU,raj)cmni.e ttnd di8Sjpation fastened themselves about him ike bandg of 8teeK He wa8 aD unorrinjp 8hot with a pis tol, and as many as eight men fell un der his fatal fire upon the field of honor. With the memorv of his dead and the goblins damned hatched out of the ine cup constantly mttinfr before his gifted but besotted miud, life became a burden, and upon the threshold of his "youthful prime" he committed suicide in the City of Jackson by shoot ing nimsett tnrougn the head with a dueling pistol. ror tins last irigiitiut tragedy he made extensive preparations. First. on the morning of his death he had his bat u ana shave. J. hen he clothed bis handsome and manly form iu an elegant suit made by his tailor for that occa sion. He wore a full-dress shirt, a white tie, patent leather pumps, and black hose. He bad dressed himself for burial. On the day previous he had pur chased of a carpenter a neatly planed board, about twelve inches iu width and six feet, in length. This was by bis order curried to his room at his hotel. On the morning of the tragedy he placed the board in position to per form the service for .which he had pur chased it. resting one end on his bed and the other on the floor. This done, he threw himself across the bed, laying his head upon the board. Erery thing now being in readiness, he shot him self through the braiu with a dueling pistol. The blood rushed from his self-inflicted wound and went coursing down the plank like a mountain brook, leaviii his clothes spotless aod un stained. Upon his writing-desk were found these pathetic verses, the ink still wet upon the pages: Swiftly Bpee l over the waste of time. Spirit if Db tn; Inmanho-d's mora, tn youthful form I woo t hy breath. Pur the fadeti hues of life hare fled like the Dolphin's lUht, And dark are the clouds above my head as the starfeas ntgbt. 0, Talnlr the mariner seeks for rest la the quiet liaven The wonted pilgrim for the land ot the blest, the r l io Heaven Xtie g-aller slave for the night wind's breath at bnriil.'V non But more gladly I'll spring- to thy oold Come soon, come soon 1 Memphis Commercial. His Litre Saved by Bis Nerve. An Incident which recently took place at Plymouth, Mass., called for the possession of a good deal of pluck on the part of the two actors. A young man of about SO was leading a bull that bad always been peaceably inclined, when the animal seemed to be seized with a sudden fury, and made a lunge at him. The stick which was fastened to a ring in the animal's nose snapped short in the yoftng man's grasp, and almost before he knew what had hap pened he was thrown iuto the air from the bull's horns. His clothing was torn nearly from his body, his cheek was cut open, and he was much bruised, but when he fell, almost tinder the feet of the bull, be had presence of mind enough to realize that his only safety lay in keep ing sp close to the head of the animal that be could not be thrown up again. He managed to get three fingers of his left hand into the ring in the bull's nose, while with his right hand be grasped one of the horns. Meanwhile the farmer who owned the animal, and who is an excellent shot, had got a rifle from the house, and hastily put into it two cartridges. The young'man. finding his strength failing, called out to the other to shoot. "Fire, for pity's sake," he said. ,4I can't bold on much longer." The bull, astonished by the clutch of his victim, had for a moment stop ped, but when he should, again start there would be small chance of the life of the young man. The animal stood so that his forehead was pre sented to the farmer, but the young man's head was withtu a (ew inches of the spot which the bullet must strike. "If I tire,1" the farmer called, "the ball may flatten on the bone and kill you on the rebound." "Fire anyway, aud quick." the other cried out, as the bull showed signs of moving. The farmer put his rifle to his shoul der and fired. The shot was so true that the bull dropped in his tracks without a struggle. Child Sovereigns. ' Three of the thrones of Europe, namely, those of Holland, Spain and Servia. are occupied at the present mo ment by mere children, says a Paris letter, and if all the persistent rumors concerning the ill health of Emperor William and Dora Carlos have any foundation, it is possible that the num ber of infant sovereigns will shortly b augmented by a 9-year-old kaiser of German v and a 4-year-old king of Portugal. It is therefore quite possible thatOD the occasion of the next cougress of crowned heads of Europe the anoint ed of the Lord w ill be attended by their nurses in lieu of chancellors or prime ministers, aud that the festivities in houor of the meeting will take the form of reviewing dolls instead of soldiers. Their conferences will be devoted to the discussion of candies, and they will toast oue another iu bumpers of pap. Two War Stories. Congressman Allen, of Mississippi, never tires of telling funny tales about me war. Here are two: . a comeaer nte soldier in a certain regiment had become noted for running away from every fight. On one occasion his cap tain found him in line as an unexpect ed attacK opened, otamung behiud him the captain drew his pistol and said: "Now, John, up ' to this time vou have run from every fight. You have disgraced yourself on all occa sions. Now, if you stir from this Hue this lime 1 intend to shoot you dead. I shall stand here, right behind you, and if you start to run I shall certainty kill you." John heard the captain through, and drawing himself up to an unusual height replied: "Well, captain, ybu may shoot me if you like, but Til never give any lowlived, low down Yankee the privilege of doing it." At Murfreesborough a confeder ate soldier was rushiug to the rear with all the speed he could command. An officer hailed him aud sueertngly inquired why he was ruuning so fast away from the Yankees. The soldier, without stopping, yelled back: "Be cause I cun't 11 v." Galveston News. HE HAD KILLED EIGHT Vltm Aflnerahla End at n Ones Mllilailppl Dnellib INDIAN EXPENSES. What the Bed Han Ha Cot the G'vpr. The records show that from Jnlv 4. i 1776, to June 30, 188G. the Indians cost the government $929,239,000, or iiUmt $1,000 for every buck, squaw and pa poose in the country at tne time of the first white settlement. These figures, remarks the Globe Democrat, are worth studying in a very careful way. They represent on outlay thut is still going on, and that must eontiune so long ns the present Indian policy shall im maintained. The fact is manifest that we have expended more money upon this race than can be justified by any process of reasoning or any doctrine of morality. A large portion of It has been ab sorbed, we know, by grasping and un scrupulous white speculators, but these speculators are to be regarded ns part of the general svstein of Indian man agement. - It will not do to say that the whites have been the chief gainers in the case, for it is easy to show that the Indians now possess a considerable share of the proceeds, in spite of their thriftless habits, and because of the oaternal kindness of the government. They have more assets to-day In pro portion to their number than the white settlers, on the frontier, and we are feeding and clothiug them, while they live in idleness. Worse still, we fur nish them with arms aud ammunition, and thus practically encourage them to go to war on the slightest pretext. This is what we call a policy of civil ization: but as a matter of "fact it is di rectly inimical to the interests of civili sation. The Indians of to-daj as a race, do not differ materially from those of a hundred rears ago. With all our trouble and all our expense, we have not overcome their savage in stincts, and have not particularly changed their habits of life. They still preserve their tribal relations, by our permission, and obey the commands of their chief in contempt of the author ity ot the government. We have taught them to look to us for everything that they need, and to believe that they are au independent people, with nat ional rights and privileges. This folly has been paid for at a most expensive rate; aud the time bap. certainly come when a wiser and more economical pol icy should te adopted. We should begin by disarming everv Indian m the country. Then their tribal organizations should be dis solved. Next, their reservation sys tem should be destroyed. And finally, they should be required to go to work and earn at least as much as the cost of their support. There is no reason why we should prolong a policy that is takiug so much money out of the treas ury year after year, and doing so little to "sol re the Indian problem. We have a right to insist that a race which has been favored in such a remarkable de gree shall cease to call upon us for mcaus of subsistence. It has had ev ery opportunity to learn the ways of civilization and to adapt itself to the circumstances by which it is surround ed; and it should now be compelled to take care of itself, as the white race is obliged to do. TWO-TAILED GOLDFISH. Bow the Pinny luatl Are Bred sad Colored by ta Chinese. All the goldfish in this country origin ally came from Japan and China, where the business of breeding them has been carried ou for no one knows how many hundreds of rears; Yon will be sur prised to learn. perhaps says the Wash ington afar, that their brilliant colors are obtained altogether by artifice. Mature unassisted never produced a goldfish that is to say. the paint was fackiug. The creature at the beginning Is of a somber, yellowish bronze hue. Take a pair bred from them, and once in a while will occur a freak that will ex hibit more or less color. Mate two such freaks and yon obtain progeny with more decided tints, utii oi tnis last generation take a pair that show the most color, oroceediug cautionsly in this way, and eventually, with sufficient care and patience, you will produce a go I en nsh. This is nreciselv the wav in which the ingenious orientals produced gold fish. Now and then a white freak would be fottud. which was simply au albino, aud this they crossed with the goldeu. so as to make a brindled white and gold such as one very commonly sees. Oddilr enough, by the wav. this sort of carp in the process of turning to golden becomes black first. But the breeders of the east have accomplished nil sorts of things with goldfish bevond this. They have caused them to develop astonishingly exaggerated fins and tails twice as bir as their bodies. Most remarkable of all, thev have ob tained strains of gold-fish. specimens of which are now ou view in aquaria at the -commission's building, with two separate tails, each of huge size, and two pairs of anal fins. Anatomically soeakiug. this is precisely as if a man or any other mammal were to be so bred as to be provided with four legs ana iour arms, nuu yvi suns vnpeLv m biological see nee are much interested .1:. ,cc-.., tUa n.taaHnn or lint l.df on eighfe-leggeif beast is not a possibility of future development. What might not man achieve it he were a quaa ruped and had two pairs of arms be sides? Such an extra equipment of limbs would be in bis way, presumably, if one is to judge from observation of the gold fish referred to. They are rendered very beautiful by their great spread of delicately shaded fins, but they seem to find them cumbersome and hare to keepcontinually wriggling along to prevent their great tails from weighing them down at the rear end, and causing them to assume a perpen dicular attitude. One of the freaks iu the commission's aquaria is white, with fius of an exquisite light yellow, and its body is so transparent that you can see its red blood and the very food in side its stomach. Disposing of a Saloon. An American barkeeper, who wants to sell out his place, has hit upon a novel idea for doinr it. Here's his idea: To every person who buys, a check will be given the amount of his purchase. When $5 worth of checks are gotten they can be returned, and a ticket will be given him. Then, at the end of a given time, say two or three months, the present proprietor will resign, and the barroom, with all its contents, turned over to the hold ers of these tickets. These cau- then settle it among themselves as io which one is the owner. They cau then raffle for it, or do what they please with it. It will be theirs jointly, and they cau settle in any way they desire as to who is to have it. PainthifT Books. The Japanese author does not write books. He p:iiuts them. As soon as he reaches the indispensable minimum of ideas he shuts himself in his study, brightened slightly by a soft lifeht from a four-cornered white paper lantern. He has. before him a polished table, one foot high, on which tie his idyllic writing materials. The paper is of an agreeable ellow. and is marked with perpendicular and horizontal blue lines. His ink is held in a rich ebouy plate, elaborately carved, and with a depression in which the black tablets are rubbed to nothing. The plate car ries also five bamboo brushes which serve as pens. CUjjjHIS OWN TONGUE OUT. j The Extra or riinnrr Myntrlna Cai of na 15 turner In Soa thorn California. . . . ; A vfery singular and a very mysteri ous ease was brought to public notice to-day, says a letter from Los Angeles, Cal., when (t was announced that a stranger in the city had. while perfect ly sane, cut his tongue out with a rax- ' or. The man who mutilated himself In this way came to the city from no one kuows where. Every indication points to the fact that while here he labored under some great mental excitement, and he has gone and his disappearance is as mysterious as his advent. The power of speech is lost to him forever, and while no one doubts that he had some great reason for the act, or per haps some great wrong to right by per sonal punishment, the motive is un known. It happened Sunday morning at a boarding house on Broadway, where the stranger, who was inclined to ex treme tacituruity. gave the name of Wilson and refused his Initials. Dur ing the three weeks he had been in the city he lived ou bread and water, al though he is known to have had plenty of money, and the landlady was a little surprised to hear the bell ring just as she returned from church, for it was the first time it had tinkled since he came into the house. She answered the bell personally, for. being a woman, she was naturally cur ious to find out what she could of the 'mvsterv, 1 as he was called. On the ontside of the door was found a news paper, on the margin of which had been scribbled: "Send for a surgeon to stop the bleeding." On the room being entered the lodger was found bending over a wash-basin, the blood pouring from his mouth. He was perfectly calm and was attempting to stop the hemorrhage with a wet hand kerchief. A bloody razor lay on the bed aud spots of blood had ruined the earuet. A doctor was at once called and the man's injuries were dressed. He stood the painful ordeal with a wonderful nerve, for white the flesh quivered un der the surgeon's needle, Ihe man him self gave no indication of snffering. The severed portions of tongue had oeen thrown away or toe man. whose everv act showed the utmost delibera tion. He had shaved himself cieauly, taken a bath, carefully dressed himself, with the exception of his coat, and then evidently seize I his tongue. pushed the razor into bis mouth far as it would go. and with a quick slash cut off the offending member. The accom plishment of the deed seems to have been the man s sole aim. as be carried out the surgeon's directions for treat ment to the letter, calling upon the surgeon the next day. the latter en- aeavored to gain the mysterious man confidence, but he only gave a shrug of bis Simula era, ana on a little tablet he brought with him asked for his bill, which be paid. He then returned to the lodging house and endeavored to get the land lady to accept money for the tronble he had put iter to by bis siugularact. He then bade her good bye, and she heard nothing ol him until this mornin when she received a money-order for (25 from Yuma, which must have come from .liim. fehe describes him as scholarly, polished mau. of dark com plexion, medium hetghth. of exquisite politeness, nnu, in her opinion, he was a priest. He had no intercourse with anv one, and seems simp v to have come to this city to carry ont his sin gular scheme of self mutilation. He had expensive baggage with him. but no clew of any kind cau be fonnd which wilt indicate who he was or why be cut nis tongue out. U.ti:r: Ml in I i Japan. A J 1! r t Rnilroad is de- scrilied by !Vt-i;tJ Jyuell in the At Inntte as fllo-: Somehow, the mere idea seemed comic A horee railroad in the heart of Japan over a its a mile high! To hare suddenly cttie iijmn the entire Corned ie Francais giving perform ances in a tea hou?e at the top could haruly hare been more sururisiog. The humor of the thinr was not a whit lessened bv its looks. To begin with, the cars were fairly natural. This was a masterly stroke in caricature, since it furnished the necessary foil to all that followed. They were not. to my eye, of any known species, but. with the exception ot bemsr eviuentiy usea to nara lines, they looked enough like trams to pass as sucn- insiue sat, in an seriousness. a wonderful easeful of Japanese. To say that thev were not to the horse car born conveys but a feeble notion of their unnatuntlness. They were prop ped, rather than seated, bolt upright, with a decorum which would have done more' t ban credit to a funeral. Thev did not smile: ther did not even stir, except to screw their heads round to stare at me They were dummies oure ana simple, ana may pass ior tne econu item in the properties. The real personnel began with the horses. These were very sorry-look-ins animals, bnt tou;h enough ad mirably to pull through the perform ance. Manafrins tnern witn some an- ticulty stood the driver on the front platform, arrayed in a bottle-green liyerv. with a stiff military cap which gave him the combined look of a Ger man officer and of a musician from a street band. His energy was spent in making about three times as much work for himself as was needed. On the tail of the car rode the guard, also notably appareled, whose importance outdid even his uniform. He had the advantage of the driver in the matter of a second-class fash-horn, upon whicn he tooted vigorously whenever he thought of it; and he was not a forget ful mau. - Comedie Francaise, indeed! Why, here it all was in Japanese farce! From the passivity of the passengers to the pantomime of the driver and irnard. it could hardly have been done better; and the actors alt kept their countenances, too. in sucn a suroris- iug manner. A captious critic might have suirffesLed that they lookea thought too much at the audience: but, on the whole, I think that rather added to the effect. At all events thev were excellently good, especially the guard, whose consequential airs could not have been happier u tney bad been studied tor rears. Knocked Out Again. A Detroiter wbo sells a patent well pump throughout Ihe state was io one of the southern counties a few days n go, and driving np to a large. tine farm house lie said to the owner, who stood at the srate: "I've got the best pump here in the worm. "Yes," was the culm reply. I want to put one in your well." "Yes." Til let vou hare it on two weeks1 trial, and pay you half price for your old one." "Will it work without a well?" 'Of course not." -Then vou'd better go on." "Why. "haven't you got a well?1 Nary well. We git water from the spring down there, half a mile away. I've lived here twenty-nine years, and tllus meant to di a well, but just about Ihe time 1 git ready Moug comes some lurned jack and Imllers 'Pump!' and makes nte mud and I give it up. Drive o, stranger you've knpeked me out or another veur. 11 DfCrott Free Ureas. 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