He who thinks to please the.World is dullest of his kind; for let him face which way he will, one-half is yet behind. : ; ; ; X ' VOL. IV. LEBANON, OREGON, FHIDAY, DECEMBER 19, 1890. NO. 41. EAST AND SOUTH -TU- Soutliern Pacific Route. THE MOUNT SHASTA ROUTE. EXPRESS TB-ISS LEAVK POKTLAXD DAILY: Portland Ar 9 ;3 i A. M. Albany Ar :15 A. X. San Francisco Lv 9 0 p. St. Above trains stop only at the following stations north ot Roseburg; East Portland, Oregon City, Woodburn. Salem, Albany, Tangent; Shedds, Vaisey, Harrlsburs, Junction City, Irving and Eugene, Rosebnrg Mail Dally. 6 :00 A. M. I Lv Portland Ar 1 A :00 P. it. 13 P. M. Lv Albany Ar 1 12 M M 6:40 P. K. 1 Ar Kaaob-. Lv 6:20 A. Albany Local Dally (Except Sunday.) (!?.. Lv Portland Ar 9:00 A. K. 8fOP.lt. Ar Albany Lv 5 HX) a. M Local Passenger Trains Daily Except Sunday. iF.IL Lv Albany Ar 9:25 A. K. P. X. Ar Lebanon Lv 8:40 A. JC 7:30 A. ac Lv Albany Ar 4 p. M. 8;2'1 A. at. AT Lebanon Lv 3:40 P. iff. PULLMAN BUFFET SLEEPERS. Tourist Sleeping Cars For accommodation or Second Class Passengers. attached to Express trains. West side division. BETWEEN PORTLAND AND CORVALLIS. Mail Train Daily (Except Snnday.) 73Q A. at. U:10 P. St. Lv Ar Portland Corvallls Ar Lv S-.30P. M IS .55 P. St. At Albany and Corvallls connect with trains of Oregon Paclflo Railroad. (Express Train Daily Except Sunday.) 4 M P. H. f r&5 P. X. Lv Ar Portland McMinnvllle Ar I 850 A. H. Lv I 3:45 A. X. -TTi rough tickets to all points East and South For tieketa and lull information regarding rates, maps, etc, can onuo s agent at Lebanon K. KOEULER, K. '. ROGERS, Manager. Asst. G. F. P. Agt DR. C..H. DUCKETT, D K NTI ST LEBAXON", OREGOX. J. K. WEATHERFORD, ATTORNEY- AT - LAW. Office over First National Bank. ALBANY, - OREGOX. W. R. P1LYEU, ATTORNEY- AT- LAW. ALBANY' OREGON. G.T.COTTON, Dealer in Groceries and Provisions. Tobacco and Cigars, Smokers' Articles. Foreign and Domestic Fruits, Confectionery, Queensware and Glassware, Lamps and Lamp Fixtures. PAY CASH FOR EGGS. Main Street. Lebanon, Oregon R. L. McCLRTJE (Successor lo C. H. Harmon.) Barber : and : Hairdresser. Lebanon, Oregon. Shaving-, Haircutting and Shampoo ing in the latest and best style. Spec ial attention paid to dressing Ladies' hair. Your patronage respectfully so licited. J. L. COWAN. J. M. RALSTON. Bank of Lebanon, LEBANON, OREGON. Transacts a General Banking Business. ACCOUNTS KEPT SUBJECT TO CHECK. Exchange sold on New York, San rancisco, Portland and Albany, Org. Collections made on favorable terms . LEBANON Mi Meat Market ED. KELLENBERGER, Prop, Fresh & Salted Beef, Poek, Mut ton, Sausage, Bologna & Ham. BACGXAJSD LA.RD ALWAYS 03T HAKD Main Street,' Lebanon, Org;. '' i r j -3i i f i (Eoasf Bcius. Modesto had a $55C"s Are Dec. 1. The Los Angeles Tribune is dead. Yacaville votes on Incorporation Jan. 3. The government will not improve Santa Cn z harbor. Seattle and Tacoma have been made clearance ports. There is a quicksilver mining boom near Healdsburg. A steamer Is likely to be run between Siuslaw bay and San Francisco. F. E. Brown fell from a wagon near resno XJec. a ana broke ras noc. C. C. O'Donnell Is contesting the eloc- uon ol banderson as mayor ot San I ran Cisco. The schooner Undine has been wreck od la Santa Barbara channel, with her crew or three. The new granite and brick courthouse at Stockton has been completed and ac cepted. A company has. been formed t work onyx deposits in the Wena tehee river, in Vt asmngton. Wat rman has pardoned H. Gallagher ot Placer county and Dennis O'Neill of ban i rancisco, murderers. Harry, son of M. H. Hibbard of San Jose, is accused of chloroforming his latner ana robbing the nouse. The Sacramento union printers have appealed from the injunction restraining them from boycotttng the Bee. The rainstorm which commenced Dec. 2 extended all over the state and was of sufficient volume to do muci good. W. It. Lehman, a civil engineer, was drowned by tlie capsizing of a sailboat on timet point, itiget sound, uec. . A painter named Shenton got Into a quarrel with Ah Lee at San Rafael Dec. and the Chinaman shot him fatally. Fifteen thousand dollars worth of val uables were stolen from Dr. Anton Lon nenneld's residence nt Portland Dec. 4. D. It. Fredericks has been convicted of burning Henry Peros barn and sevep horses in Mailer's colony, Fresno county. Tracy Brothers terra eotta works at Seventeenth and Hanlson streets, San Francisco, were burned Dec. 4. Loss $70,000. The southern citrus fair will be at Los Angeles, March 2 to 14, and the northern citrus fair at Marysviile, beginning Dec. 29. Jake Sharp, & San Francisco coal and iron dealer, has borrowed, collected and embezzled ali the money he could and disappeared. F. J. Kyle, a Chicago commission man with a cloudy record, has been arrested for forgeries in San Diego and Los Angeles. M. C. Patrick was killed by a Chinaman at Sonoma Nov. 30 and the slayer had to be hustled out of town to avoid a lynching. E. E. Dixon, Otis Dixon and Arthur Sylvester have been arrested at Susan vilie for stealing horses in Lassen county and in Oregon. Joe Goodwin shot and killed a man named Allen who got drunk and picked a quarrel with him at i'all City, Shasta county, Nov. 30. The principal of the Susanville school has resigned because some of the big boys carried pistols and he could not maintain order. Bruce Cock rill fell from a horse at Salinas Dec. 2 and was found with blood streaming from his mouth, ears and nose. He died in a few minutes. W. R. Thornell, cashier of the Boston national bank at Seattle, Is a defaulter. He was convicted of embezzlement at Denver before he went to Seattle. The first infantry, 810 strong, under Colonel William Shatter, has gone from this coast to fight Indians in Dakota if Indian fighting becomes necessary. A Piute m-dtcine man knon as Charley at Independence, Inyo county, loet three patients in succession recently and In accordance with custom he was killed. The bricklayers on the new smoke stack to carry the fumes from the Ana conda smelters up on the mountains nave struefc for a raise from ti a day to $7. The Indians at Camo Independence. Inyo county, on the night of Nov. 30 beat out the brains of one of their num ber. This is the third murder within a short time. James Smith lost control of a windlass while lowering a bucket into a mine at Sierra city and the handle struck him In the face, breaking his nose and badly disfiguring him. The Stockton courthouse ras well has struck a flow of 30,000 feet a day. It is oemc- ooreo deeper ana an the public buildings will probably be warmed and lighted with gas. Burglars robbed the house of A. M. Hansen at Tacoma Dec. 4, securing two gold watches, and then set fire to a bed in which an infant lay. The child's cries brought help and its life was saved. Daring thieves entered the stable of a Washington farmer at Keith and took two horses all he had from under his eyes. He got a gun and gave chase, but they galloped out of range on his own horses. Burnett G. Haskell. J. J. Martin. H. T. Taylor and William Christie, trustees of the Kaweah colony co-operative enter prise in Tulare county, have been ar rested for cutting timber on government land. James Donogan of Virginia. Nev went up the back stairs of h e ho'el at Grass Valley late on the night of Dec. 1 and in some way fell, breaking his ankle so baaiy that he is likely to be a cripple for life. The convention of school superintend ents at Sacramento lecommends the abolition of grammar schools and the passage of laws facilitating the establish ment or nign schools by towns and co operating school districts. J. H. Browning, a Los Angeles forsrer. Louis Smith, convicted of arson in the same city, Juan Mesa, a Ventura county burglar, and Duncan Anderson, a Stanis laus county murderer, have been par doned. A Tulare artesian well lately bored has furnished such a volume of water that theman who had it constructed is com pelled to cap it to keep his farm from being uooaea. ine casing is nrteen inches across, and the water rises six inches above this. While trying to shoot Charles Ander son, who had just been ejected from Mrs.j Sarah Hester's farm near Dayton, Wn, jnov. ao, c;nanes Jtobinson, wtio naa been running the farm, accidentally shot and , killed Mrs. Hester. I Miss Chloe Bradway, aged 13. and E. G. Davis, aged 23, living in the foothills near Fancher creek, Fresno county, have signed a contract of marriage but Davis cannot get his bride, her father claiming tnat sne is unaer ine age oi consent and the contract therefore void. 1 J. E. Williams, partner in the under taking business at Fresno with his father, S. H. Williams, has been arrested for hiring a weil-insurod undertaking shop burntsd. C. Schillman confesses that he and Fred Miller burned the shop for $150 each, which Williams paid. When Schiil- man was arrested wuuams bought a ticket and sent Miller awa , and when arrested he had just bought another and started John Reynolds, who knew the facts, for Kansas city. Building' has been stopped on the Oregonian railroad's extension from Sil verton to Portland since the Southern Pacific absorbed the Oregonian. It is reported that Huntington bought the Oregonian bnes for the Southern Pacific, but that some of the directors would not take the property, whereupon he began extending the rood with the intention of makiner it a transcontinental line, when the Southern Pacific concluded to take the property off Huntington's hands. Smokers should be smart- enough to know that the genuine -'Seal of North Carolina Plug Cut" costs them no more than poor Tobacco, which some dealers try to force on them. Woman in the Church. A v ! o hti been t nkeu In ail th con I i gallons of the Methodist church on the question " Shnll women bo admitted to the general eoufe.mcu ns lay dele gates? " and It has been decided II t-Z affirmative. Old Saint Puul was a good enough sort of a man, and he probably got a fair education while ho was going to school to Gamaliel, but he didn't know much about women. He advised the good to go through life slnele and let the wicked do all the peopling of the earth with hew generations. A fine pass this world would have come to if his ad vice had been followed I The world has advanced since then and n w laws are proposed, and are actual! r In force In some Christian countries, as in Brazil, restricting the marriage ot the worst and encouraging that jf the best men physically, and consequently morally. Paul would have had women very sub servient to men, and In the chu h the women would, under his ruling, have had nothing to say and very little to do, but we of the present day have a good deal more light than Paul had and te know that if the work of women in t v church and its results -re eliminate there would bo very little church left. The majority of church members and churchgoers to-day are women, and ot the minority, the men, there It not one In twenty who would not, if he : : I the honest truth as he knows It, admit that had It not been for the influence of women he would never have been a church member at all. Those who do the work ot the church have a right to a voice In its management and the Methodist churche3 have made a righteous decision. Asking; for Money. In a syndicate of articles the Boston Herald recently gave the opinion of many prominent writers and thinkers on the money question between men and their wives. From these articles is selected the concise letter of Mrs. Kate Gannett Wells: Want of proper money arrangements between husband and wife has begotten much ot the bitter loneliness which women feel in married life, but for which they themselves are largely accountable. In not starting right with their husbands. It is difficult to point out a universal remedy. If the girl has Independent property ' her own that does not obviate the t't of the husband also to provide ht wife with money. Most parents In this country cannot give their daughters dowries, so that the girls, if belonging to the middle or work ing classes, enter upon marriage penni less, and their worth is at once cheap ened to their husbands. If the husband arranges that his wife shall have so much a week, because she is housekeeping, she is on wages, and she is so conscientious that she wears her self out in earning them. If he gives her an allowance for the family out of which she shall save for her personal comfort, she will have little or nothing left, for she will always see to the children first. If, on the other hand, she calculates how much she wants for her own cloth ing, carfare, charities and extras, she Is on an allowance, and a wife Is too valu able to be put on an allowance unless it is a very, very large one. Besides it Is demeaning to think that one's husband allows that Is, permits a wife the use of certain moneys. Supposing again, that she has in money the equivalent of what he spends for his personal pleasures, the sum would be very uncertain. When marriage Is a partnership money affairs are freely discussed and arranged in all classes of society. Besides such arrangements, a husband should often give his - Ife presents of money. . For the luxuries or necessities of her self she should always be free to have money from his wages, salary or income as she needs. Never say to one's hus band: "Please give me some money?" say, "I wish some." Women, as a rule, are too self-sacri ficing, men too thoughtless, and parents too accustomed to what has been to ex pect much Improvement, and Justify their daughters' marriage on tbe wretched American hope that they will get along somehow. Aunt Mary's Biscuit There are only a few things requisite for the making of good soda biscuits, but those few are of the utmost importance. A dear old lady in New England, called " Aunt Mary " by all who knew her, was justly celebrated for her unrivaled suc cess in that line. I have many times watched the process from the flour bar rel to the breakfast table, but my beet efforts have never produced anything approximating her biscuits, writes a con tributor to the National Stockman. Her first thought was of the oven, the heat ing of which was by the use of wood. She followed the same rule observed the world over, of two teaspoonf uls of cream of tartar and a pinch of salt mixed with a quart of flour, but one of the main points in which she was veiy particular was that the liquid should all go In at once, and she for many years Invariably used the same bowl filled ( up to a cer tain blue stripe arounu the border) with equal proportions of milk and water about a cupful of each in which she dissolved a teaspoonful of soda. She was very quick in her movements, and it was an incredibly short time until she had sprinkled a little flour on the board where she placed the dough which was quite soft, and dipping her hands in the flour (she-never used the rolling pin), she gave the mess an encouraging little pat in which I think there must have been some peculiar charm and in a moment they were cut out and ready for the oven, which by this time was in condition to impart, by. the first whiff of Its atmosphere, a rising ambition to the biscuits, without which heat they cer tainly would have been a flat failure. Mrs. Annie Baxter has been elected county clerk of Gasper county, Missouri, on a combination ticket. For teaming work mules are more economical than horses, and under the same treatment just as crusty and good natured. A few sheep can be kept to run with other stock at very little expense, says J. R. Cotton in the Stockman. No stock pays a larger per cent on the amount of money Invested than sheep. He claims that a ewe that raises two lambs, with the wool that Is clipped from her, pays two hundred per cent on the money in vested in her. Ramie Culture. Notwithstanding the Immense success that .has attended the experiments In every branch ot horticulture that have been made In this state It Is manifestly Impossible that the whole vast area of California should be devoted to fruit growing and that every tiller of the soil should engage In some branch of that industry. It must inevitably be that there will always exist a large class ot husbandmen who will desire to engage in other pursuits than the care of the orchard and vineyard. At present there are practically but two opocings for profit outside of horticulture. These are the production of cereals and the raising of stock of various kinds. Every year wheat growing becomes less profitable for the small farmer which in this sense means the owner ot 320 acres or less The introduction ot steam Into all the operations of the grain field has, as is now quite well known, so reduced the cost of production upon large areas s to practically crowd the Buiall grower out ot the market. The last Congress was asked by the secretary of agriculture to make an ap propriation of 1100,000 to pursue Invest igations In this direction, and it behooves California farmers to be alive to the Im portance ot the results of that Investiga tion. Experiments made under the auspices of the state university as well as Individually In various localities on the coast show that the valley laods ot the entire state are admirably adapted to the production of the rttnle Ant. Irrigation will be reeded In the more arid regions, whll' in those localities where the natura' rainfall Is sufficient for ordinary cijvs ramie will need o artificial suppi of moisture. Prac tit ally speaking there Is no part of the state where the plant may, not be successfully grow . Bui first a word to the uninformed as to I e uses of the ramie plant. It belongs to ihe nettle family, and for ages has been cultivated In China, Japan and India, where the fiber Is treated by hand and used for the manufacture ot a great variety ot fabrics, from the coarsest to the finest. In Europe ramie fibre is utilized for the manufacture of almost every species of texile fabric, the results produced being in the highest degree s i.;-foctory. It Is mixed 'nn,.-;:ne mith cotton, wool or silk, and the fabrics thus produced are handsomo, durable and valuable. Experiments have also been made In this country, with the most promising results, and for the last thirty five rears the question of introducing the cultivation of this plant into America hi beeu discussed. The one obstacle, however, has been the difficulty of providing machinery for the separation and cleansing of the fiber from the vegetable substance and gum in which it is produced. Decortication, as It Is called, must be done by machinery In order to be successful In this country. In China and Jaran it is done by hand, the Immense supply of cheap labor ob tainable in those countries enabling the production of the fiber at a profit, even though the price for the finished product be low. From what can be learned the problem of decortication and manufacture lot goods from American grown ramie ap pears to be near solution. Factories have recently been established at New Orleans and at Mobile, where some new ideas In machinery are being elaborated by which It Is confidently believed the difficulties heretofore experienced will be solved. It is claimed that experiments made with this machinery have been eminently successful, while the govern ment has extended Its aid in bringing them to trial on a large Bcale. It Is proposed to Inaugurate the experi ment on the Pacific Coast- as well, and parties are already making preparations with that eud In view. From what Is positively kn wn of the value ol the ramie plant a d Its fiber it is evident that if these efforts prove successful California farmers will have opened to them kn avenuo tor profit that will be of the greatest value. By utilizing the idle water power that is to be found in many localities it will be possible to produce and manufacture the ramie in . the same spot, thus reducing the expense to the lowest possible amount. The employ ment of large numbers of hands In such establishments will besides create a home market for many farm products, such as butter, cheese, eggs, poultry, vegetables, etc- so that thj benefits from the estab lishment ot such an Industry will be both numerous and widespread. Chronicle. The Irian Leadership Assuming that Paruell was guilty of misconduct with Captain O'Shca's wife because no defense was made to O'Shea's suit for a divorce on the ground of his wife's adultery with Parnell, Gladstone wrote a letter declaring that Parnell must withdraw from the leadership of of a Irish party or the Liberals would no longer co-operate with that party. Before Gladstone's letter was made pub lic the Irish members of parliament had passed resolutions retaining Parnell in the leadership. When Gladstone spoke the majority of these leaders demanded Parneli's retirement. Parnell refused to go, and the major ity In Ireland supported him. The Irish bishops declared that Parnell ought to go, though many priests expressed their confidence in him. His friends declared that he was innocent of misconduct with Mrs. O'Shea, that there were other con siderations which prevented his making a defense and that in time his innocence would be proved. Parnell issued a manifesto declaring that in all the negotiations with Glad stone it had been impossible to get him to' agree that a home rule bill, if he got into power and passed one, should con- lain provisions taking the" complete con trol of the Irish constabulary from the Imperial parliament and giving it to the Irish legislature. He declared that he would resign the Irish leadership if Gladstone would pledge himself to this. A committee was sent to Gladstone, but he gave an evasive reply and Parnell stood firm. Forty-five members then withdrew and organized, with Justin McCarthy as leader, leaving twenty-six under Parnell, so now there a- e two Irish parliamentary partlos. McCarthy's party numbers fifty and Tarnel's thirty-one in parliament. There Is always more or less taint in the atmosphere and milk ought not to remain long in any vessel before being aerated or cooled. (Eurrnxf Bciihv THE FARMERS' ALLIANCE. Urmauds of the Roll-Tillers and I'lann f ir Their Enforoemr., The national Farmers' A- At cala, Fla., Dec. 2. A resolution was Introduced by W. S. McAllister of Mississippi denouncing the Lodge election bill and protesting against Its passage. Demlng of Ponnsylania and others from Illinois and other northern states opposed tho resolution, declaring that It would strengthen the assertion of op ponents of the alliance in Republican sections that it was a partisan organiza tion In the interest ot the south, but the resolution was carried, amid wild en thusiasm. A resolution was adopted calling for an amendment to the federal constitu tion prohibiting lotteries in the United States. On Thursday, the 4th, the national Colored Alliance visited the natlonl Alliance. The Citizens' Alliance ot Kansas, rep resenting merchants, traders, druggists, etc, asked for a committee of conference to arrange closer relations between tho two bodies, an I - uch a commltUM was appointed. , Delegates rota t o Now York Work men's Re'ot ui .utue and Anti-Monopoly league artci .oi cpresentation. Colonel Livingston In reply said they would beet keep their own separate or ganization, . as at present, but should fraterniz- more closely and confer more frequent'y upon measures ot public policy. He recommended co-operation and fraternity with other national bodies out not consolidation. On Friday resolutions were passHl de claring the census of farm mortgages grossly Incorrect, asking that the world's fair be closed on Sundays and adopting the St. Louis platform with an amend ment providing for government control, or If this Is found Insufficient, ownership of railroad and telegraph lines, and that anyJecturer or newspaper organ of th alliance failing to indorse tho entire platform shall be excluded from the order. A report was adopted providing for a union ot the Alliance, the Farmers! Mutual Benefit association ad the In dustrial Union. Powderly was present ana made a 6trong speech in favor of a third party. The national Colored Alliance on Thurs iay disc issed a resolution condemning tie aruon ot the white alliance in pass ing a resolution against the passage of the Lodge election bill. The memb ra contended that the white alliance was out of . sphere when it meddled with politics. Resolutions wra puul ei demting the Conger lard bill and indors ing the pure food bill. The Connecticut Farmers' League has adopted resolutions favoring state insur ance against fire and lightning, choice of United States senators by electors chosen for that purpose, and an amend ment to the federal constitution providing that landless persons may compel large andholders to sell them enough land toe make a living on on easy terms and at a price not exceeding i:s assessed value for taxation. A call has been drawn up tor a national convention to be held Feb. 23, I33l, for the formation of a new party to bring about financial, transportation, land and labor reform RESERVOIRS RECOMMENDED. Ten California Sites Approved of by Fed eral Surveyors. Director Powell has received reports of surveys ot reservoir sites in California Ten sites are reported upon. The figures for eight are available. Bear valley on north fork of the Stanislaus will cover 343 acres with a dam 1603 feet long. South Highland on the north fork of the Stanislaus will cover twenty-two acres with a dam 800 feet long. Kennedy's meadows on the middle fork of the Stan islaus will cover 128 acres with a dam 376 feet long. Kennedy's lake on the middle fork of the Stanislaus will cover 110 acres with a dam 890 feet long. Lake Eleanor on the Tuolumne river wUJ cover 1127 acres with a dam 1622 feet long. Lake Tenaco on the Merced river will cover 697 acres with a dam 449 feet long. Little Tosemlte on the Merced river will cover 862 acres with a dam 1300 feet long. Tuolumne meadows will cover 1081 acres with a dam 881 feet long. Chairman Vandever of the select com m It Ice on the irrigation of arid lands in troduced a bill directing the Secretary of the Interior to cause the arid lands of the United States to be surveyed and marked out Into Irrigation districts. The- lands In these districts will bo cetled to the states and territories In which they are situated, subject to cer tain conditions which are designed to keep the Irrigation woik and water in the control of the people of the district and actual settlers. Tho waste water of whiter which can bo saved by means of these reservoirs will add millions to the possible produc tion of the valleys Without depriving any body of a drop of water that could bo used without them. The next question Is, will the landowners who can uso the water build the dams? The general under stanaing Is that the government only ascertains what may be done and gtvos any of its land that may be needed in tho work. A Juatinable Homicide. Frank Bogard, a married man though still In his teens, went from James Karne's ranch on Fancher creek, Fresno county, to Fresno Dec. 2, leaving Goorge Hlckey on the rhnch with Mrs. Bogard and her sister. He got back about 4 o'clock the next morning and found the womnn sitting up and crying and they said Hickey had been trying to assault tho uuinarriod one. Hickey had left the house when he saw Bogurd come in. . Bogard and the women remained up all night and in tho morning Hickey ap peared and threatened to kill them all. As he approached the house Bogard met him with a Winchester rifle and ordered him three times In succession to halt. Hickey paid no attention to the order and Bogard shot and killed him. 1 he California association of tho King's Daushters was organized in San Fran cisco Dec. 1. Mrs. G. W. Preseott of Oakland was elected president. The association will give an entertainment the last four days of January .to raise funds for the establishment of a hospital for sufferers from Incurable but hot con tagious diseases. (General Bcios. Stanford will again push his land loan bill. Republican agitators are active in Hol laud. ' . Isaac Brandenstelu of Ne?7 F'T"-. f t '"J years old. A rebellion is in progress In the Congo Free State. France decides to maintain the match monopoly. naif the town of Brookilold, Kas, has been burned. The czar has forbidden his subjects to enter Monaco. Germany has officially recognized the Brazilian republic. Minister Mizner has been recalled from Central America. The native and Spanish on Ponape Island are at war. Two persons were burned to death In a fire In Pitt-burg Dec. 8. Of the 8000, coal miners In Alabama 6000 are out on strike. Cyrus H. Field and wife celebrated their golden wedding Dec. 3. Incendiaries have been trying to burn the town of Nashua, N. H. T. Foulkea, a murderer, was lynched Dec. 2 at Drake's Branch, Va. Secretary Proctor wants to tame the Indians by making soldiers of them. The Indiau scare rises and falls like the U h but no blood has been shed. The St. Mary Magdalene church and convent at Pittsburg were burned Dec. 4. Kidnuplng capitalist) in .Cuba and holding them for ransom still continues. Rouiualdo Pacheco succeeds Mizner as minister to the Central American repub lics. The Hessian fly Is reported to be work ing in all the Ileitis of Illinois winter wheat. Rich deposits of gold and nickel are rejKjrtcd in the Stuwlncke valley, Nova Scotia. There are 199,872 blind persons In Rus sia more than iu the whole of w erf em Europe. Albert S. Smith. New York's forger broker. Is sentenced to seventeen years la prison. A blast furnace at Jollet, III- fell while being repaired Dec. 4 and eight persons were killed. John S. Clems was frozen to death while driving from Uonesdale to Alden ville. Pa- Dec. 1. - Peopl are starving and suffering for want of clothing In Kleiti Co., Neb., owing to crop failures. More money was coined in tae United Suites hist year than ever befoi in the same length ot time. Ex-Congressman Isaac H. Jordin fell down an elevator shaft at Cincinnati Dec. 3 and was killed. Mis. Ruth maimers oi tjenterport, N. Y 7'J years old and a great-grandmother, has mttrried her gardener. Six H?rsons perished In" a fire In the worueu's dormitory of the workhouse at Neweastle-on-'fyne Dec. 4. A tauk used in making prussiate of potassa in CiueiunatU exploded Ddc. 4, fatally injuring three men. It is probable that the government will forbid the t iking of any seals in Alaskan waters the coming season. . A passenger train was wrecked at Jacksonville, 111- Dec. 4 and two men killed and half a dozen injured. Ships crossing the Atlantic the first week in December encountered the most terrific storm ever known there. Robbers took Mrs. Caro from her bed at Sewell, W. Va, Dee. 3, bound and gagged her and robbed her of $1U00. The British government is about to send seed potatoes to Ireland to be sold on credit to famine-stricken peasants. Tho British government has sent ten tons of meal to the starving people of Clare island, whose potato crop had failed. December came In with the mercury below 20 in the north middle and north eastern slates and the eastern halt ot Canada. Forger Smith of New York remains a member of Plymouth church while he serves his seventeen-year sentence in Sing Sing. A bill has been Introduced in Congress providing for the disarming of the Indians and making It a crime to sell them arms or ammunition The body of a youug girl who had been murdered and mutilated In Jack the Ripper style was found in a wood near Berne, Dec. 3. The Rittenhouse woolen factory at Passaic, N. J has failed, with $$J0,000 of liabilities and about the same estim ated value of assets. At Williamson, K', Dec. 3, George Burgess fatally shot Alice McKinley and barricaded himself in his saloon, where a sheriff's posse killed him. The Intercontinental railway commis sion, which Is to supervise the survey of proposed railroads through Central and South America, met in Washington Dec. 4. Lieutenant-Colonel W. Hope of England, an authority on ordnance matters, de clares the Bethlehem (Pa.) plant "the finest gun and steel producing plant in the world." Mrs. Nellie Percy, who murdered Mrs. Hogg and her oh0l on Hampden road and tried to make the polite believe Jack the ripper had done it, has been sen tenced to death. Surgeon William A Wheeler of the United States marine hospital at Norfolk, Va, and his wife grappled with a negro whom they found In their rooms Deo. 4, and he slashed thom both terribly with a razor. A robber with a drawn knifo looted a passenger in a compartment of a rail road car in the south of France the other day and jumped from the moving train, but the curs were stopped and he was captured. The line-cut department of the Scatten tobacco works at Detroit was burned Dec. 3, throwing 600 girls out of work. Two firemen were killed and two badly hurt while fighting the fire. A passenger car was uncoupled and left at a water tank between Big Sandy ami Winona, Tex, Deo. 1, and one man robbed ono passenger of $10 and got into a fight with a Mr. Gerhart and shot him. The robber then ran away. Many Syrian silk weavers and decora tive craftsmen are cominsr to Amaricato establish a colony, probably in Phila delphia. A wealthy syndicate is pro moting the movement and will have an extensive exhibit of their handiwork at tho world's fair. President John M. Egan of the Chicago St. Paul and Kansas City railroad, gen eral Freight Agent Thomas Miller of the Chicago. Burlington and Quincy, and general Freight Agent J. M. John of the Rock Island and Paclflo have been in dicted by the federal grand jury in Chicago for giving rebates. Severe frosts and snows are reported on the shores of the Mediterranean, something unknown for twenty years. Very severe snowstorms are reported in Spain and the Pyrenees are Impassable. German rivers are full of drift Ice. Eight persons were drowned at Barmen. The damage at Elberfeld, Barmen and Posen is estimated at 3,000,000 marks. Two men entered the office of the Allerton packing company at Chicago Dec. 2, held a revolver at the cashier's head and compelled him to empty the cash drawer into a sack whioh they held, went out, barred the door on the out side and disappeared before an alarm could be raised. Sixteen students In Queen's college, Oxford, recently celebrated a mock high mass, being costumed for the occasion, and compelled many fellow students to leave their rooms in their night attire and partake ot the whisky and buscuits used on the occasion. Oi.e student, who had escaped their notice, was then taken from bed, stripped of his nightdress, tied to a post in the grounds and left there naked and shivering till morning. WIT AND' HUMOR. Flie started the flro with kerosene, blew up and iiaau't since benzine. Philadelphia Time. Kow let the women do our work. And h i us c ok the hash. For dow tl.ey wecrour .aundrled shirt. And wc e wear theli sasb. Auli land Press. Arbitration irives two parties the halves of Vuck. pretty stale and biUer loaL Things said softly behind a fan may raise a great breeze. New Orleans Picayune. Earth has no frreater joy than the discovery of a quarter in a cast-off vesL Life. Every mother owns the best boy the worst one belongs next door every time. Texas Silings. We suppose a nose may be said to be broke when it hasn't trot a scent. Bimjhamton Leader. A. true word Is often spoken In jest; but we always like it'to be about some other fellow. Puck. You can't teach an old .dog new tricks, but you can buy a new dog.- Terre Haute Express. Of one thing nobody can truthfully say it -isu't in it." That is the letter L Philadelphia Press. An old maid asks: If whatever is is right, how does it happen that I'm left? Binghamton Leader. Economy is wealth; but it is a kind of wealth' that the rich man finds it hard to transfer to his son. Puck. Owing to the failure of the apple crop even sweet cider will be hard to get this year. Cincinnati Enquirer. The tramp begging bread at a board ing house is open and above board in his statements. Xcio Orleans Picayune, Time is the essence of "all contracts, except when you endeavor to contract for a suit of clothes ou time. Jewelers' Circular. The difference between a chef and a cook is that one is paid a salary and the other has to sue for her wages. Eimira Gazette. - , - - Customer Seems to me that razor is rather dnll." Barber "Monght be, sah. It was to a pahty las' niht, sab." -V. Y. Weekly. V She "I didn't think youd dare to kiss me! ' lie -There" was a rood deal of danger about it, sol I thongbt we'd better face it together." -LifeT Civilization lias made marvelocs strides. Ananias wouldn't have been a patch on the nineteenth century campaign liar a troupers Philadelphia Times. -I thought rnanr a time when I used to go see my ff?ff she was sweet enough to eat." "And why didu't you eat her?'' -She soured" on me." Phila delphia Times. Poet, who is reading his verses to a friend -Ah! my words seem to touch you. You are shedding tears!" "Jio, only wiping off the perspiration."-, FiUgende Hatter. "I don't go with her anr moref -How's that?" -I popped "the ques tion to her coming np on the steamer from Cape Mar, brit she threw me over. PliiladJphvi Times. Does Mrs. Weeds moorn her hus band sincerely?" asked Mrs. Wing. Iudee1 she "does," was the reply. She hasn't anybody but the iceman now to scold." SonurvilU Journal. Wibble -There goes a man that makes his living off other people's bad habits." Wabble "Keeps a saloon, does he?"' Wibble -No; he deals in second-hand clothes." Terre Haute Express. Stranger---Where dq the High minds reside? They are one of the old families of this city, I believe." Mrs. Forundred "They used to be, bnt Mr. Highmiud failed last year." V. T. Weekly. . .-l"irst Rector -Is your congregation going lo raise vour salarv this coming year? ' Second Hector "Well, I don't know; they haveu't finished raising my last year's salary yeL" Smith, Gray Jb Co.'s Monthly. "Do you know what Bismarck's scheme of the progress of creation is?" asked the major. "No. Wiiat is it?" asked the judge. -First there was the Creator, then germs, next Germans." Pittsburg Chronicle, If Lot's wife had never looked back to Sodom and tbe other burning city. Lot would never hare been a widower. People never seem to think of it in this way; they always trot out the pillar of salt. Figaro. Kaiser William "There is but one man who can rnn this empire prop erly.',' Caprivi "Sire, vou flatter me." K. W. "O, I don't" mean yon. I mean the average American editor." Boston Transcript. Wick wire "How much did your vacation cost this year?" Yabsfev -Not a ccnL I fell "away so much that I shall save all my expenses by not having to buy any uew flannel shirts." Terre llaute Express. Tommy "Pop, what is meant by mean time?'" Mr. Ponsonby "That's the sort of lime a man has when he endeavors to prove to his wife that summering two weeks in August mean bankruptcy." Jewelers' Circular. Cottager "I ordered two dozen eggs yesterday, Mr. Crackers, and paid for them, and you only . sent twenty." Mr. Crackers "Wa-aL you see. four of 'ein was bad. an' I knovved you wouldn't keer for 'em." l"uck, -Now." said the maternal oyster, "you cuddle down ami keep ont of the way when these dredgers go to work. There's a dreadful penalty awaiting you if you don't." "What is it? Solitary confinement in a stew." Washington Post. - Doctor (to patient) "I do not wish to frighten you, but if vou have no objection I'd like to call fn a couole of my brother physiehins." Irascible Patient -All right! If you need any assistance in murdering me call in your accomplices." 2'exus Siflings. City Dame (lookiug foe country board) -Do you object to children?" Mrs. Hayseed -That depiuda, mum." City Dame "Depends on the sort ot children thev are, I suppose? ' Mrs. Hayseed -o'm. Dcpinds on the sort of mothers they has." Good News, "I am glad to see yon coming to church again regularly' remarked Dr; Choker. "Yes. I ha d" to." replied Mo Watty; "the sinuer 'wild lives next door to me has got to practicing on the cornet on Sunday morning, and I can't get a wink of sleep if I stay at home." Epoch. In the riding school; "Softly, ri-cruit- Don't twist that horse about so! You are not in a ball room, and a horse belonging to the govei-nenl I would have you to know, is no lady, that you caji ba&Olg so carelessly and turn ubout for your own pleasure!" Flicgende Blatter. - - Emiueut Orchestra Leader "Yot? You nod care for' dot Sherman classic moosic?" American KJcker "No, I don't. 1 think it's abominably poky and tiresome.." Eminent Orchestra Leader "Shpnsf-you drink Tif teen or dweuty glasses off'peer nnd yon eojoy dot moosic." Puck. -t Mtulge -What an aggravating habit Wickwire has of answering a question by asking another one." Yabstey "I never noticed it." Mndge "Now, for instance, last night I a sled him if he would lend me 5. He didn't gay whether he would or not, bnt asked me if I took him for s darned fooL" -Terre Haute Express. George," said the railroad magnate, "we all think a great deal of yon and we like to have you visit Susan every night when you can. We like to have you ntay as late as convenient, too, but rfouietiines when it 'gels to be 2 O'clock, and yon still decline to break away, I wish yon bad been fitted oat like my new locomoti ves with aa im proved spark arster." N. T. Herald. The Petticoat Must Go. The newest thing in petticoats Is bo petticoat at all. This assertion may tax credulity, bnt it is a fact, a fashion able fact perhaps, but nevertheless a facL It is hard to believe that woman would ever outlive her love for the tine cambric skirts with their cluster tncks, open insertions and Swiis embroidered ruffles, but she has. and, more than that, she scorns tbe lace-edge French skirt and wonld not give SO cents for the finest convent-made flannel skirt in stock. At first it seemed positively shocking to lay aside that most femi nine and really beautiful garment, btit the fashionable modiste began the crusade, declared that she could not fit a dress nicely over the crathered cotton nnderwear and ordered it off. The tyrant was obeyed, bnt not ' sur prised for did she not eliminate the car row skirted, round-shouldered chemi3s and the lozenge-shaped corset cover? It is no betrayal of confidence to say that this onslaught of nnderwear had its origin on the stage. No society actress or artiste goes through a part in the regulation nnderwear for the reason that her freedom wonld be re stricted. She could not get' around in ruffled dimity, nor disport herself with any sort of grace in starched cambric The dressmaker who fits a stage dress over stays, stockings and . tights ' ery soon " learns how superior the result is compared to tbe gown made orer gathers, strings, bands or yokes. One is perfectly smooth, the other can not be kept from wrinkling, jt has coraTr"D6;ro.' when tbe ruodiste will, refuse to fit a skirt over a petticoat, and that ends aU argument. She does not presume to say that inadame shall not wear what she likes, bnt -I will not try to tit yon unless you dress as I dictate.' When the costume is finished yon may do with it what yon please." Skirts hang better and bodices t " nicer the less there is under them, and in warm weather when the dress is J made over a lining there is really bo f necessity for underskirts. With the f tailor-made" suit, silk lined, there .U t r finffimanf iv.rmtk .14 t c ' f . new arrangement is an adva'nds in the right direction. Woman " neeU fewer clothes for house wear and more wraps or outer garments for the street I This desire for smoothly fittingskirts and ceaseless basques means rebellion against the baggy, divided skirts; which will never be adopted by women who follow the styles. .V. Y. World. ------- A Physician's Fantasy. - There is a Terc well-known physician in town who believes in the tranBrQi- gration of sonls. His theories, in fact, : are not nnlike those of.J the bnddbist, ; who believes that his sonl has climbed s to its present estate through successive f. dwellings in ti;e bodies of brutes. Tl- doctor is convinced that during his -f last incarnation ho was a cat. Thereat fore he pays his resects to cats a every manner possible. His house is v the asylum of strays." He binds op their wounds, he restores their coats, he feeds and pets them and be has them by dozens. When the house be- comes overrun he will consent to let "good and reliable" families take some of his pets. In addition to these ca fortn nates the doctor has some aristo cratic cats cats with a pedigree. These are marvels of beauty and of ... pride, varying in color from tho one of ebony coatTto the lithe maltese and the tortoise shell, whose mew ismnsic&l above all others. s , The scarf pins of the physiciarc---, cats made out of moo n s trrrT" s 53. te with ruby or topaz eyes. His cuflTbut tons are cats, and a sort of convention alized cat presides over his stamp in the blank leaves of his library books. It is. indeed, ids coat of arms, and silver and china both bear it. But the crowning curiosity is the enormons Persian cat. which, stuffed sh- in a niche in the hall to remind thp dnctnr of a perished pet. It is but. lair to sijf that this admiration for cats isnrr af fectation on the part of the physician, -who is a very sincere and simpic man, but is really the result of a deep cvn- viction. lie has a theory concern ; n 5 , each of his friends, and the animals ' wiiien ne considers tne -ancestors of their souls are not always those whicr Would be chosen if one bad an oppot tunity of choosing. But it is admitted even by those who have been treated in the roost unflattering manner, that v " the observations of, the doctor have -point, and that the resemblances he sees are striking, and, once poised, . out, are destined "to haunt the braia ' even of the skeptic Exchange, Has the Spn Moved? An East Machias lady, hav T -:" ., In onr paper a Farming - . - ox nis nouse that it never t fore, writes us of a siroittr- observation. ' "My father's hoVse. she says, "faces the southeast. . Exactly opposite the front window Q tJs sit ting room are two doof, a kitchen door and a closet door. When I was a child,, in the shortejrf dxr as tbe sun arose it came, sqiiapeir into the room, shining ou th ktfehen door from the Window opposite' that door. Now.- the shortest jKys, when the sun nV it sliiues fro,g, ihe window opposite th kitchen uVr on the closet door, that iS oppsifplhe other wiudow." Ttie lad is posjre as to this change, and tU'a' tkesun must have moved north" tte earth have changed its re jjJosition. Who will explain ? Li.' . : Journal. - ., : - There was discor living in the suburbs of N had not been "up-towa'-: The place where she oo then far out in the connf " -T J- ,