A I'ntt. y V.n I catnptug on ttie Vols banks, Xt, trader Zantliuu ttl teli or mnrv nt by my tent. I knew the wily Jew, And hi- knew me. Ite nmttored a be paed, "Tlie lust Batlion.v, and his tusks are grown. A broken 'vutcb.u t ft 'scutcheon Hill, Arid A. rut no token li mv vnf'tan IU- Amine, who w-t and wi!i for bin rt'turn." He cau?ht mv eve, aud sHppcd tnt-Ulo the tent. "Haw, 2snthou, up trout Foluud, t your tHok&: flow veerthe hoiir on old Ilnthotiy's towers? It-we to the winds that blow ou Poliuid'l plain?" TIipv hltc tho Just, my lord, beast 10 IX-llSt. W hon Volts cnsrilr, crmwplrwev alone FiinHTS, to hot or In the ninrky air. My lord, Batliony' gutes art) loft ajar T'or j ou tt emor, 01 remain nuisijt: The foni bottle the atn'rei yon surprised. And rm.n are there, to dura as they have dared. "Haw, Kantt on, toll me or tho palatine. The air of tiuasta n,kt a man fin-wot lie was a man elsewhere: the truiiiKt' squeal 1 follow and the thud of drums. You spuke a tf 1 we n of prlDcclr birth: Imrk ye, Baitallon 1 the name i listen to." "The crane that plunder lo your rent, toy Lord. "he dove that nest wlthlo your w oda, I saw lly round the gaping wall, and plume thell wlnin. Vpoo your father- grave. Do vou know thlsr' "A token, Zanthonf so a withered tlowtsrl You think 1 wore one In my sword-hilt oncer Methtnka tlier. I? no perfume In this flower. Watch, whil 1 tUn It on the Volant' tide. The chleT, nay rather, sent me with a curse. To travel In the ateppva, and so I do. t hi:tir of Ritbta make a man roryet He was a man eat-where, for love, or hope, A ad a? he man. lies, he b cornea but this. Maw, Znnthon, would you learn tho rettkou why? Search on the Caucasus, the northern seas, Look lu the sky. or over earth, then ask, Ibe answer everywhere will be. "Tint Txar:" Elizabeth Stoddard, PERLEY'S JPRETTY SISTER. It was a dull, ruiny day towards the end. of September one of those days when earth and sky are grey and dreary, and the raisi drops pattering against the window sounded like human sobs. The clock that hung aeainst the wall pointed to the hour of Sin the afternoon, and I was sitting In our little inner office, looking out at the expanse of dull, grey wall that formed my only prospect from the not over clean wiudow, and thinking. I had read every square inch of tj'pe in the newspapers. I was musing about Kitty Elton aud woudering how long it would be be fore I should be able to marry her. Dear little Kiltie! she was as sweet and as patient as it was in the nature of a woman to be; but I kuew it was a ban! life for her in that over-crowded milliner's work-room, and I longed to set her free from the monotonous captivity. She was a pretty, blue-eved girl of 60, with a dimple "in her chin, and the sweetest roses on her cheek. I was no poet, yet I think I understood aud appreciated all her womanly beau ty as fully as if my heart's thoughts could shape themselves into verse. And it was of them I was thinking when the door opened and Mr. Clenner came in. Mr. Clenner was our chief" a dark, silent, little man,, with square stern mouth and clouded grey eyes, which appeared almost expressionless when they were turned full upon you, and yet which seemed to see every thing at a glance. He sat down be side me. Meredith." he said in a quiet sub dued tone that was natural to him, "didn't you say that you were tired of doing nothing?" "Yes, sir." "Well, I have something for vou to do" -What is it. sir?"'. "Something- that will brino- vou lth credit aud friends, if you "manage it skillfully. I had intended, to go my self, but circumstances happened urt towardly, and I shall send you in stead." Bending his head toward me and speaking scarcely above a whisper, he told me the special business on which I was to be senL There had been, it seems, a series of very skillful forgeries lately com mitted, w ith holduessand audacltv that " -J ..... v. . ' .-v t. iin. auiiiviuivs a, defiance. For some time he had been in doubt as to the exact perpetrator of the crime; but after much quiet in vestigation and easting hither aud thither, he had detected the hidden spring one Perley Matlison. who had skillfully eluded "all pursuit, and was now somewhere io hiding in the north of England. llis whereabouts had been ascertained as nearly as possible and it w as for me to go quietly up and apprehend him before he should be come aware of our knowledge of all his movements. T ant- 1 1 ..... 1 ..11 , I, a t I'i X,. a 4. BUU J IIL lit' , J nil, I ,ivru3 details of our plau. as they were sketched out by Mr. Clenner. "The re ward that had" been privately offered was high; my heart leaped as I reflect ed how much nearer ir would bring me to Kitty Elton, nor did the enter prise seem particular difficult to ac complish. "Do you think you can do it?" Mr. Clenner asked, after the whole thing had been laid out before me. Yes, sir. When shall I start?'' "Now, within half an hour." "So soon?" "Yes; why not?" I could think of do sufficient reason, except one, which I did not care to communicate to my superior the longing to see Kitty once more before I started. 'Just as you decide, Mr. Clenner, of course," I said rising. "If I take the night express I shall be there early in the morning." 'Yes, and that is altogether the best plan. He will not remain long in any one place just at present, depend up on it, and what you have to do must be done at once." All through that long night journey I mused upon the task that lay before me. The house to which I was direct ed was quite in the country, about half a mile beyond the village of Berwood. and was the residence of Mrs. Matti son, the mother of the audacious forger. If help was needed I was ful ly authorized to call upon the con stabulary authorities at K ; but I expected to need bo assistance. The rosv dawn was just ushering the eastern sky when I alighted, stiff, weary and jaded, from the train. Can you direct me to Mrs. Matti son's place?" I asked of the sleepy station-master. "Mattison Mrs. Mattison; I don't know her, but I can tell you where she lives. Just vou follow the mam street of the villaze to a wood, with a foot path running through it. Get over the stile, follow the footpath, and in a lit tle wniieyon ll see a yellow bouse the last place iu the world where you'd expect to see a dwelling. There's where Mrs. Mattison lives.-' I thanked my informant and set out at a brisk walk, carrying my traveling- bag ia mv hand. It was half an hour ere I diverged from the main road, or rather lane. J. he stile at the end ol quickly reached, anf the little yellow '-house a cream-colored cottage literal- r overgrown with honeysuckles ' ently rewarded my search, and, as ked at the door, a clock some Tuck the hour of 7. ?nt-looking elderly woman, "reeds, came to the door, (attison in Mr. Perley . vered quickly, with, ".,'ir a confused look. her, and asked -' . tu expect him iue to go - into the "Mother," naked a soft voico at th head of the stairs, "wl.ob.it? ' And then, for the first lime, 1 be came aware that some one had been watchiogtand listening to our colloquy from the head of the stairs a young sir!, dressed like the mother, iu deep black, with very brilliant eyes and a profusion of jet "black onrl. Soma one to jour brother." She came half-way down tho stairs, pushed back her curl with tutu hand ami looked at inn wlt't her wonderful eyes. Even Iheu her beauty struck rue as I stood gazing at her. . "Perley is not at home," she said, hurriedly. "He has gone away. We do not know when he will return." Evidently this mother aud daughter wore in the secret of Mattison's til liany aud doing their best to screen hfm from its consequence. My heart bled for both of them; but it "was no time to Indulge iu sentimental pitv. Speakiug as briefly as 1 could, 1 told them it "was my duty to compel them to remain were they were while I searched the house. Mrs. Mattison sat dowu pale and trembling. Her daughter colored high. Mother." s!ie said, "why do jou stand by and li.-teu to snelfslamlers? It is false? Let this mau search the house if he w ill,- my brother is as lu nocent as I am!" Ko opposition was offered to my search. It was entirely fruitless, hov ever; there was no where any trace of the missing bird. Nevertheless, I re solved to rental u there quietly, for a day or two, to see w hat a little waltiug miirht brlnr forth. The same afternoon Clara Mattison came iu as I sat by the wiudow, keep ing a silent watch on all round. "Mr, Meredith," she said, softly, "mother thinks I have been rude to you. She says it was not your fault, persoually. that you were sent hero on such a mistaken erraud and, perhaps, she is risrht. I am sorry if I have hurt your feelings." The pretty.penitent way in which she spoke quite" won my heart, and a few questions on my part seemed to unlock the hidden recesses of her confidence. She talked at first shyly but after ward with more assurance, of herself, her absent brother and her mother, giving mo a thousand little family de tails which I almost dreaded to hear. This twilight talk was one of the pleasantest episodes of mv by no means universally pleasant fife, and I was not a little anuoyed when it was broken in upon by the arrival of the constables from K , who were to watch through the night. At the sound of "their footsteps. Clara rose up, and sat down again, confused and frightened. "Oh, Mr. Meredith, those men." "Be easy. Miss Mattison." I said "you shall iu no way be annoyed by tbera. Your privacy shall not be broken in upon, believe me." "I know I am silly," faltered Clara, "but oh, it seems so dreadful!" My orders to the meu were simple and succinct. I stationed them as seemed best lo me, and then returned to spend the evening with Miss Matti son. And when I was at length left alone I eould not help thinking God forjdve me how much more winning and graceful she was than poor Kitty Elton. At last answer came to mv reiiort to Mr. Clenner. It was short and to the purpose." I read the missive with a tanr. Clara Mattison's check deepened in color as I announced my departure to her. "You have been far kinder than we dared to hope, Mr. Meredith," she said, ae I held her band in mine. "Yon will think of me sometimes, Clara?" The reader will easilv perceive from this how our intimacy had progressed. She smiled, hung her head, aud, tak ing a pair of scissors from the table, severed one bright, black curl from the abundant tresses that buns over her forehead. "Keep this. Mr. Meredith, iu mem- orv of me." Was I foolish to press the jettv ring let to my lips ere 1 laid it closely against 1113 hart? Clara evidently thought I was. for she laughed, but did not seem displeased. Air. Clenner appeared to be a irood deal annoyed when I got back to town rather au unreaonabla tin nyr on bis part, for I certainly did all that man eould do under the circumstances. "We have been mfctaken all the way through, it seems," be said biting his lip. Strange very strange, 1 never w as mistaken before iu my cal culations. Well, we muit try again." I went to Kitty Elton's that night She received me with a sweet, ahy sadness of welcome, that should have made me the happiest man in the world; but it did not. Clara Matti son's dark beauty seemed to tand be tween me and her like a visible bar rier. When- I took my leave then were tears iu her eye3. Kitty, you are crying." "Because you are changed. Edward. You do not love me ns well as yoo did." "Kitty, what nonsense" I was vexed with her simply because I knew the accusation was true. But I kissed her once more, and took my leave, moody and dissatisfied. Wrhen I reached the office next morn ing. Mr. Clenner was not there. "He has gone to K ," said mv fellow detective; "he went last night. ?' To K ? ' I was seriously anuoyed. Did Mr. Clenner doubt the accuracy of my re ports? Or did he imagine" that T was unable to institute a thorough and complete in vestigation of the premises? It's very strange," I mused aloud. Jones laughed. Well," he said, "you know Clenner has a strange way of doing things. Depend upon it, he has good reasons for his conduct." I was sitting at my denk two days subsequently, when tho door elided noiselessly open and Clenner himself entered. Yon are back again, sir? And what luck?" "The best." "You don't mean to say you've got him?" "I do mean to say it, Edward Meredith- I knew I could not bo entirely mistaken. Perley Mattison is in the next room half an hour from now he will be in prison." "Where did you apprehend him?" "At home in his mother's house." But" "lie was there all the time you re mained there, Ned, cny boy, "yoa've made a blunder for once; but don't let it happen again," "What do" vou mean, sir?" For reply he opened the door of the private inner room his own special sanctum, a slight boy ish hgure leaneu against tne window, smofcing a ci garette, with black curls tossed back from a marble-white brow and brilliant eyes. . He mockingly inclined bis head as 1 started, at him. with a motion not unfamiliar to me. "Clara Mattison!" "Yes," be said, ia a soft, sarcastic voice, "Clara Mattison, or Perley Mat tison, or whatever you may choose to call me. Many thanks for your polite ness. Detective Meredith; and tf you would like another lock of hah? J 1 turned away, burning scarlet, while Mr. Clenner closed the door. "Never mind, my boy; it will be a lesson to you," be said, laughing. "He made a very pretty girl, but I am not at all susceptible." What a double-dyed fool I had been! 1 had lost the reward, failed in the esti matiou of my fellow officers aud be haved like a brute to poor Kittv aud all for what? I went1 to Kitty aud told her tho whole story, and to mv surprise, the dear, faithful, little creature loved me just as well as ever. "1 wou't be Jealous of Perley Matti son. Edward." she said, smiling what ever 1 might bo of his sister." Ami. dearest, don't be discouraged; I'll wait as long as you please, aud you will be a second Mr. Clenner yet." She was determined to look on the bright side of tiling, this litllo Killv of mitiet But I, felt the moi titlcatlou 110110 the less keenly; although, as Mr. C'leuuer said, it would undoubtedly prove a lesson to me. Perley Mattison's girlish beaut v is now eclipsed hi one of Her Majesty's prison nor do I pity him. Tho stake tor which he played' was hiuh-aud he lost. Hani ii it'orlil. Brigands Outwitted. Fenlmore Cooper. In his stories of hairbreadth escapes from Indians, never hit mum a more extraordinary device for eluding p irsuit than one which wa related to President Carnot duriujr a recent tour in Corsica. A French traveler, so the story went, ventured, some years ago, "to pass through n mountainous district of Corsica without escort or any means of protection, and lu crossing a particu larly rouirh and craggy region, found himself pursued bv a band of briirand.s. As the traveler had some money on his person, and feared that, besides be- itiar roblied. he would be held iu cap tivity for raufiom. eveu if he were not put to death, he took to Bight. Knowing little of the country, lie soon stumbled upon the tiorder of a lake in the mountains. There was no path around it; It was impossible to swim across it, and the brigands were behind him. though he was luddeu from them as yet by the rocks. Whatever he did must be done in an iustant. Necessity quickened his wit; he saw at once a way out 01 the uiln culty, and availed himself of it- lie hastily cut with his kuife one of the long, hollow reeds that grew on the shore of the lake. Then he stopped np his ears and nostrils with wet clay from the margin, took the reed in hi"s month, and waded out into deep water. where he remained submerged, with upturned face, just allowing the upier end of tho reed to project above the surface. Ou came the brijrands. following the traveler's tracks to the water's edjre. But what had become of bim? Had he flown across! Certainly he could not have swam. There was no other way of escape, and the surface had by this time stilled to a perfect calm." The brijrands remained waiting on the shore for some time, but no sign of the traveler a ppeared. They conclud ed, at last, that lie was a sorcerer, who had caused himself to vanish into thin ir. Then they disappeared, and the Frenchman, who had been under water all this time, breathing through his tube, came out. He mauaged to keep under cover and make bis way to Ajaccio; and there he declared that be had been underwater four hours. It is possible that his distress and alarm mav have caused this period to appear many times lonjrer than it really was: but iu confirmation of the main part of his story, the Frenchman brought with l.i t waier-soaked section of a hollow 1 . The Vegetable of the People. The potato is pre-eminently the vegetable of the people and undoubted ly if a birds-eye view of the midday meals of the civilized world could be taken, ibis esculent would be seen to enter more largely into their compo sition man any other vegetable, from the potato cake and stew of the Irish peasant, the potato broth of the Scotch, the potato and salt of the American poor, to the dainty lid-bit prepared by the French cook. In folk-lore its language is "stout blood but bad luck;" which has reference to its often being the only article of diet among the un fortunately poor, who somehow seem to thrive upon it. aud often show a physique to be envied by, those whose appetites are onlv tempted by an elaborate menu. The leading; market potato is the Burbank; an excellent producer, of nne navor, very mealy and 01 good keeping qualities; it is" white-skinned, has but few eves, and the flesh is tine grained. This is closely followed by the White Star, which is medium early", of the very best quality and apear ance. and whether baked or tailed is admirable in floury texture ami color. the tubers are large, oblong and uni form in size, lhe White Elephant is almost as trood as cither of ti.em. but does not produce as well. The Empire state and state 01 Maine ar varieties that give very good satisfaction. One of the most delieious ami desirable of potatoes is the rjnow Flake; it is not commonly found in market because it is an expensive variety to raise, re quiring rich soil and not yielding largely but potato growers who are couuoissenrs cultivate it for their own use. Among somelhiug over 300 varieties, more or less, grown, there are only a few standard ones, or nt least, only a few sorts which lind favor wi'.u the shippers. (Jood Housekeeping. In a London Drug-Store. There is a wide difference between the London drug-stores and ours. There is no such craze for patent medicines there as here, and there is nothing like the American inclination for every man to le his own doctor. An English druggist sells face powder cologne, soap, tooth-brushes, patent pills, and the like; but his main busi ness is putting up prescriptions. He has no clientele of men who drop in for a little aromatic spirits of ammonia after a night of dissipation, or for acid phosphate after too much smoking, or for tincture of iron aud so many graius of quinine, or a glass of Calisaya for a tonic, or a teaspoonful of bicarbonate of soda to offset a too hearty meal. All that which so enriches oiv druggists is unknown in England. The Americans in London last summer fouud this out to their cost. One of them told me that he had this queer experience. He asked a druggist for a draught of iron aud quinine. "Oh, we can't give vou that with out a prescription, you kuow," the man replied. I'he American persisted, but the druggist was firm. "Well, can you give me an ounce of tincture of iron?" "Yes, sir." "And two two-grain quinine pills?" "les, sir." "Will you lend me a tumbler with a little water in it?" "Yes, sir.,: Having all these things, the Ameri can dropped a dozen drops of iron in the water, and took that and the pellets down with a gulp. The druggist looked on with keen interest, and tuen said, very gravely: "Do yon know, I call that very neat. It is very neat indeed." Julian' Ralph, in Harper's Weekly. v Every man should have au aim in life, bat he shouldn't spend too much time aiming. The quick shot gets the clay pigeon when the trap is sprung. Somtrviile Journal. HIS LITTLE GAL. One bright summer morning as 1 threw open the blinds of my sitting, room I saw an old man corning slowly up the walk, seemingly seeking some one or something. 1 ausweredbis gen tle tap at the 0en door. "Be you tho lady who lives here?" he asked timidly. I replied that I was htv "I hate to trouble ye. ma'am, bnt have ye seen nnythlng'of our little galP We call her Polly. She has brown ej'es and long, t aller curls, nnd wears a blue dress anil white pantalets. It an't but a few minutes since I seen her about, so I kuow she can't be gone fur but it seems like I ort to keep her in sight more now that mother's gone." I hail seen no child of that descrip tion, but thinking that she might have strayed too far for his feeble strength To follow, I offered to go with him to taolp And her. He accepted my offer with thanks, ami I put 011 my hat and we started slowly up the shaded street. Mr companion chatted with tne as we went along. He was "ulgu 81." he said, anil but for a touch of the "rheumaliz" was as well and strong as bo ever had been. He was a handsome old man, a little bent, but still taller thau the average. His hair was fine and perfectly white and hung in long locks, making a silvery frame for his ruddy face and blue eyes. Hu told me a good deal about Polly; she was a good little thing, but of late she had taken to running away. Polly "favored" her mother's side, aud site came from the handsomest family at this end of the valley. They w ere short lived, that family. and poor mother was the last to go. I supposed the little girl was h's grand-daughter, although he referred to her as "my little darter." We were passing a comfortable lotfkiug house with a great roomy yard at the back, where some children had made a miniature ring on the -turf and with a pony were having the gay est, noisiest sort of a time, playing cir cus. Father! father!" called a stout, middle-aged woman, who came out of the door and down the walk to the gate. It's Mis' Greeu, my darter," ex plained my friend. "1 hope he hasn't bothered you, madam. It's only father, aud be runs away U we don't watch hiiu pretty close." "Not al all! I was trying to help him tlnd his little girl." I replied. "Oh! that's just his notion. Since mother died he isn't quite himself here," tapping her forehead. "I'm Polly, and he forgets that I am grow u and thinks he has lost me. If I only had a daughter uow ho'd" be more cou- tento 1 like, but my five is all boys, you See. Some davs he wanders about iu the church-yard, there hunting for my name among the tombstones. Good ness knows! if them bovs don't quit breaking their necks with that circus out there, he'll And it soon enough, but it will be a bigger mound than be is looking for." The old Mian had quietlv slipped into the house aud uow came out with a faded daguerreotype.which he put Into my iiami, saying ihis is my little gal; inv Pollv." As I looked from the delicate little pictured face, with its long, fair curls, to the broad, eood natured features of the woman before me, I scarcely wondered that bis weakened brain could not grasp their ideutity. Here with a rush and a whoop three youngsters came running toward us calling '-Grandpa! grandpa! come to our circus and see how Bub can ride bareback, standing up." "Yes. yes. boys. Vm coming." he answered. aud otl'he trotted after them. Aud I beard hitu asking as he went aloug, "Bovs. has anv of ve seen mv little gal? We call her Polly. She has browu eyes and loug yaller "curls, and wears a blue dress ami white pantalets. It an't but a little while since I seeu her about and I kuow she an't fur off. but it seems as though 1 ort to keeu her cl:se by me. now that mothers gone." M trie More 21 tiih, in Chicago 'Pirn s. OSCAR WILDE'S CYNICISM. The Apnatto nt thr LUr San Soma Real Cutting- Thlot About Lire. Beautv ends where intellect begius. Intellect is in it.-e'f an exaggeration ami destroys the harmony of any face. The ugly and the stupid have the host of It in-this world. They can sit quietlv and gape. They live as we all should live, undisturbed, indifferent, anil without disquiet. The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deceptiou necessary for ooth parties. Conscience aud cowardice are really the same thing. Conscience is the trade name of the firm, that's ail. Laughter is not a bad beginning for a friendship and is the best ending for oue. The more insincere a man is the more purely intellectual his idea will be, for it will not be colored by his wants, his desires, or his prejudices. Every impulse that we strangle broods in the mind and seasons ti. The body sins ouce and has done with its sin. for action is a mode of purifica tion. Nothing remains then but the recollection of a pleasure or the luxury of a regret. Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the sens but the soul. The only difference between a caprice and a lifelong passion is that the caprice lasts a little longer. Sin is the only color element left in modern life. Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want, to be faithless and cannot. Punctuality is the thief of time. Nowadays people kuow the price of everything and the value of nothing. Men marry becauso they are tired, women because they are curious. Both are disappointed. People who only love ouce in their lives are really shallow people. What they call their loyality and their fideli ty 1 call either the lethargy of custom or the lack of imagiuatiou. Faithlessness is to the emotional life what consistency is to the intellectual life simply a confession of failure. Religion consoles some. Its mys teries have all the charm of a flirta tion. Is insincerity such a terrible thing? I think not. it is merely a method by which we can multiply our personali ties. Reaping with Shears. Out on the western division of the Soo road, says the Minneapolis Journal, there is a line 100-acre farm owned by a gentleman who often visits Minn eapolis. His brother, who lives i.: Oliio, also a farmer, is out from the Buckeye state on a visit. The two brothers were looking over the farm the other day just as the harvesters were getting dowu to their work in a big field of wheat. Said the Ohio brother as they stood chatting with one of the workmen: "Why, you folks up here are behind hand with your harvesting. Seems to me you don't cut very fast. My grain is all cut." "How large a crop have you got?" asked the workman. Ten acres, sir." rejoined the Ohio farmer proudly. Ten h 1." blurted out the work man, "if we only had that much we'd cut it with the shears." FREAKS OF NATURE. Certain Animal I1a Charactrrlattr fm Which Jto Jteaaon Can Mb Fnnnd. Prof. Agassiz used lo tell a good story about his friend Bueklaud. tho British naturalist, who. on one of hit visits to the London 7.00. was attacked by a bablroussa, or homed boar, aud had to savo himself by a headlong retreat-. "That brute would l:nve knocked vou down if hu had struck you w ith his horns." remarked a sympathizing friend. "Oh. I don't care'sald tho philosopher; but it worries me to notice that he never does us his horns, as you call them. They are horn-shaped tusks and curved too much back ward to bo ol any service In lighting. What In the world can be their practical purpose?" Naturalists of tht sort are liable to a good deal of worry, savs Felix L. Oswald in the N. Y." Ledgir. Nature nlKiunds with uoexptalued phenomena. Of what use. for instance, is the long tail of the male pheasant to a bird ttnit has often to save Itself bv flight? In some varieties (as in the Chinese sllvet pheasant) the problematic appendage is nearly six feet long, and makes it almost impossible for Us pi opt let or to take wing at short notice. In running through the tangled underbrush of a tropical forest the tail is hardly less n! tructive. and is certainly not wr it 1 ueutal enough to compensate its ;v desirable tendencies. Aud. again, ' what benefit to its owner aro tho .t irmous horns of the Wapiti stag uutlers wilh a spread of 50 inches aud a weight of 2' pouuds? Besides stretch ing lett and right almost as far as a man of average size could extend his arms, they send out a number of lateral branches, forming a system of hooks and- prongs exquistie'ly adapted to catch- against every brush as the in cumbered animal dashes along through the maze of lis unlive woods." "I noutd not fi'n for the bite of a mosquito If it wasn't for its infernal whine," I hate heard many people say; aud it seems, indeed, not quite easy to understand of what profit the droning aud buzzing sound of its wings can be to any blood-sucking Insect. It merely serve to warn or nunoy its Intendeil victims. to whom it can hardly be more aggravating thau to the whining lit tle vampire itself. A still tireater enigma is the deadly virus of the African tsetse flv. In southern Nubia tl;ero are districts where herdsmen have to drive their cattle hundreds of niHes everr spriug to avoid the bite of the liule pest, whose private purpose is limited to the extraction of a few drops of blood, and whose interests have no imaginable connection with the subsequent agony of its victims. A day or two after a Stout steer has bee'n bitten strange swellings appear under his Jaw and about the grruins; the animal shivers and twitches as if iu extreme distress, and finally dies in ' convulsions, often attended with outbreaks of fury similar to those observed in an advanced stage of hydrophobia. The testimony of such travelers as Dr. Livingstone" and Sir Samuel Baker leaves no doubt about the actuality of the described result; yet, if a wasp should be provided w ith an apparatus to poison every pear it nibbles the arrangement could hardly appear more preposterous. The gratuitous destrucliveness of certain earuirereus animals presents a very similar problem. An otter in a well-stocked fishpond will kill about fifty fishes for oue it eats, aud the murderous instinct of the weasel and tho European piue marten far exceeds the needs and conceivable interests of the little demons. An amateur poultry fanoier of my acquaintance once lost twenty-eight imported chickeus in a single night, all of them having been killed by a small, sharp bite iuto the base of the braiu. In three or four cases the murderer had gnawed the skull of its prey and torn open the neck in quest of blood, but with those ex ceptions the massacre seemed to have been prompted by a sheer wanton love of havoc Willi a little more prudence poultry-loving marten could have repeated his visits and banquets for a tong series of nights, and have all bis depredations credited to one or the other of the half-hundred different dis orders fowls are heir to, for the hen house harbored an army of feathered bipeds, some of them on the sick list. But that one night's mischief ended the game. The fiend was tracked to his loophole and trapped the very next evening. As a rule, defenseless animals are dressed in the colors best adapted to conceal them from their enemies, nnd kind nature goes so far as to vary the protective hue of certain creatures with the different seasons of the year, as in the case of the Norwegian grouse, whose plumage is brown in summer, but turns white at the approach of winter. But this close study of that rule reveals some curious exceptions. In the Arctic regions, where enow- white would be the best possible pro tective color, several species of seal are dressed in suits of black and dark brown that contrast strikingly with the bleak surface of the ice-fields, and at tract polar bears and other connois seurs of sealskin from a distance of many miles. Sparrow-hawks often pursue tanagers or summer redbirds, that try their best to escape by darting into a thicket of tangled vines, but are betrayed again nnd again by a color that flames as if it was going to set the woods afire," as Henry Thoreau expresses it. Several species of tropical fi nehes nro attired in even more risky Lues a glaring combination of white and scarlet or of yellow and dark blue colors that can not possibly escape the attention of even a casual observer. Butterflies light the struggles for exist ence under similar disadvantages, aud many species of their helpless caterpil lars seem to have been colored express ly for the convenience of their chief enemies, the predatory inchneumon wasps, that can hardly fail to see a coil of red and dark brown worms ou a green tree. Digestion and the Brain. The dyspeptic who, of course, eats only a light supper, may resort to the use of a towel wet with tepid water and covered with a dry cloth, tho whole then applied to tho pit of the stomach. Before tho sufferer knows it she will float into shadow-land; such is the sympathy between the organs of digestion and the brain. Owing to the position of the stom ach, a light sleeper ought to sleep on the right side instead of the left, never on the back. If there is a tendency to cold feet, a thin woolen blanket may 1 line the low er third of the bed. Iho limbs ought not to be greatly fluxed, a position which prevents free circula tion, aud .they should rest upon one another lightly. Tho night light, where used, ought to bo a tiuy taper and not gas or kero sene, both of which devitalize the air. A darkened room is best. Nature puts out her light and draws the cur tain of darkness for a purpose. With good habits, physical and mental, and a determination not to deal with anodynes, sleep may be won from its shyest lair to watch over the restless pillow. Good Housekeeping.' Sir James Crichton Browne says the Scotch brain average fifty ounces, tho English forty-nine ounces, the German fortv-eight aud three tenths ounces, and the ireu'di forty-seven and three-tenths ounce. MISSING LINKS. The white rose is the favorite flower lu France this summer. A San Bernardino (Cat.) paper is printed w ith blue ink. Until 1778 cotton spinning was per formed by tho liaiidsplntilug-wlieel. Germany manufactures orer 2.000. UO0 worth of child rei.'s toys every year. To salute with ih l ft hand is a deadly ItiMilt lo Mohammedans In the East. The natives pronounce Newfound land Nnllonloii" with the accent hard on the lust syllable. The veteran Duu Rice Is going into the show business again with au old fashioned one-ring circus. Constantinople Is believed to have founded the first hospital in the world, as we now understand a hospital. A machiue has been Invented for drilling square, oblong or hexagoual holes, heretofore found impossible. The average width of the path of de struction w ith tornadoes is said to be a little more than oue thousand feet. About 4.500 species of wild bees ore known, of wasps 1,100, of which 170 and 18 respectively live In Britain. According to the Wilmington Every Evening a nail was found In the heart of a cow that died near there recently. An Owosso (Mich.) firm advertises a job-tot of tombstones, and advises peo ple to hurry np because there are only a few of them left. Mrs. Eva B. Hart, who died near Sy racuse. N. Y.. recently at the reputed age of 113, smoked as far back as her children can remember.' Seattle, the Indian chief aiter whom the .Washington city was named, is to have a monument erected to him by the whites. He died in 1800. The Portuguese nation is said to be one of the least instructed ia Euroe, the illiterate inhabitants being official ly stated at 82 per cent, of the total population. One of the heavit wagers ever laid was that of the Marquis of Hastings, who bet 1300,000 on a single horse race aud lost. The Marquis and his money were soon parted. Few ladies consider that they carry some forty or fifty miles of hair on their head; the fairhaired may even hat e lo dress seventy miles of threads of gold every morning. It is said tiiat a woman iu Missouri had her husband's name put down on the census enumerator's report as a lunatic because he had sold out two years ago and left Kansas. Professor Dauiel Willard Fiske. w ho won the 2.o00.XX lawsuit brought bv Cornell University, is abroad at pres ent, lie is noted for his Icelandic Scholarship aud his big lawsuit. " Justice Stephen J. Field Is the poor est man in dollars aud cents on the Supreme Bench, and yet he is several removes from being h'ard np. His re sidence is one of the finest in Washing ton. It costs the English Government f2. 9G2.000 annually to support Queen Victoria and her immediate family. Whenever tha Queen visits Balmoral Castle it takes $5,000 to defray the railroad expenses of the journey. As soou as the horse cars from Cairo to the pyramids are completed, and the work is nearly done, an elevator will lie made to the tops of the vener able piles so that ascent may be made quickly ani comfortably to the modern traveler. Samuel Dey, of Wesley. Me., is one of the greatest bear hunters of bis time. During bis life he has killed 220 bears and cubs, receiving over t---000 in bounties therefor. He must have gone around pretty well loaded all the time. Ralph Woodman, a workman, of Auburn. Me., snatched a 3-year-old child from in front of railroad train and had such a n-"row escape himself that the cow-catcher of the locomotive knocked off his hat, and it was carried tinder the wheels. The French mint will soon replace the copper sous with nickels. Singular ly enough the 5 and 10 centime pieces will be perforated in the center after the manner of Chinese coin. This enables them to be strung and counted, or handled with great ease. David Dudley Field savs that he re members bearing Mrs. Fannie Kemble say some years ago, of the 1.200.000 people then Inhabiting Massachusetts that. taking them all in all. 6he though they were the foremost 1.200.000 peo ple living together iu the world. John Rose Ward.the British Admiral whose death was recorded recently, orgauized the working department of the National Life-Boat Institnrion, and during his thirty-one years of service as Oeueral Inspector of Life-Boats that institution saved more than 20.000 lires. A German of Detroit tried to figure the hejght of 100,000.000 silver dollars if placed one on top of the other, and because he couldn't get it w ithin a foot or two he jumped off a wharf with suicidal latent. Although he has never had n pile a foot high be wanted to be exact about other people's money. American naval officers who hare adopted the cholera belt in the tropics find it so beneficial that they often re tain it in all latitudes. It is simply a broad band of flannel worn night and irfiy the year around tight about the waist, so as to protect the stomach from sudden changes of temperature. It is an excellent preventive of stomachic disorders. A very influential committee has been organized in New York, with Dr. A. L. Loomis as president, to preserve the Adiroudaeks from further destruc tion by reckless tree cutting. It is hoped that tho state may be induced to purchase all rights, and to conver this beautiful region, which is highly spoken of by New York physicians" for its health-giving climate, iuto a ."state forest park." Herr Schmidt relates that one day when Chancellor (then Lieutenaut") von Caprivi was at military school three volunteers were summoned to give evidence against a sergeant. Ap pearing at the barracks they inquired where this important matter was to be settled. Of course at Lieut, von Caprivi's." "Why of courso." "WelL ho is the only Lieuteuant in the bar racks who has ink iu his room." The English love of dancing still puzzles lazy orientals. At a recent I nil I at Rangoon two native grooms were watching the festivities from a veranda, and one of the observers asked his companion why the couples walked after each dance. - The other groom described the reason in stable phraseo logy: "The sahibs run the uiems and missies round to make them hot, and then walk them round to cool them down." Dr. Charles W. Dulles, a prominent physician of Philadelphia, holds to the opinion that there is hope for consump tives and that medical science will be able soon to control the disease. In a recent paper on the subject he pointed out that while in England half a cen tury ago there were 63.000 deaths au nually among lo.000.000 people there are at present in a population of 40. 000.000 but 14.000 deaths due to phthisis. There is a butcher's boy in Seattle wno traveis around on norsetmck a great deal that attracts considerable attention. He has a dog. and that animal will perch on the horse's back and ride aloug the street apparently with as much ease and enjoy men t as the boy himself. But when the boy wants to hitch the horse is the time the dog comes in handy. Tho dog Is told to sit down and tho horse is fastened to him, when tin two animals are left, to all intents and purposes, iu perfect security. WANTED TO Bg A TOUCH. A Bnrt LlttU Kny Who V Ilamanlsod br Maale and Flower. Those interested in works of phi lanthropy and reform realize to-day how necessary it is to begin with the children, and some are of the opinion that It is worse thau time wasted la manv instances to attempt to do any thing for thos maturely hardened and degraded. "But few realize how hard it is to do anything even for tho little ones," a woman said the other day, who has been for years laboring in the cause of religion and philanthrophy among the tenement poor of the city. "I rememtier one day," she continued, "when a little brother and sister came from the slums to one of our free kin dergartens. The boy was six year old.' his sister two years older, and just the same as sisters all the world over she seemed to take the greatest pride in the bright little fellow. "Ah, Mickey's the boy, she ex claimed as she drew the little chap up in front of the . teacher. 'Why. he knows all th the enss-words now. Don't you, Mickey?' The youthful reply was proof positive of the truth fulness of the proud sister's assertion. "Come here, my 'dear said the teacher, anxious to change the subject. What are vou going to be when you're grown up?5 '"What 'm I goiu to be when I' in growd? I'm jus' goin to be a tough; dat's what I am. Au' den said he, his big eyes flashing with a baleful light, -won't I baste tie old woman and turn her out of d house? Youse bet I will.' Little sister looked prouder than ever. "But the teacher sighed. A child of 6 with its ambitiou already formed. And what an object in life! To be old enough to beat his mother and turn ber out of doors. "With sueh little poor, hardened hearts do we have to deal, and some times it seems to us that we can never find the way to awaken in them the slightest consciousness that there is siica a thing as good iu the world. But the teacher would not give Mickey up. little twenty-four inch tough' that he was. though the task was most dis couraghig. Finally one day the incor rigible youngster was found seated on the floor, with both arms clasped around the leg of a piano upon which one of the teachers was plat ing. There was a different look in Mickey's eye from that day, and when on another occasion some one gave hiiu a bunch of lilies of the valley, and, smelling, he exclaimed that sotnethin was singin' a song with his nose, we felt, said the narrator, 'that the harmony of God's music and God's fragrance had smoothed the rough and stony path way to Mickey's heart." X. 1. Tri bime. . Two Conspicuous Women. Seeing the announcement iu all the American newspapers of the engage ment of Mrs. .7. C. Aver, of sarsapar illa fame, to Prince Dolgorouki, cousin of the morganatic widow of the late czar of Russia, takes me back to four years ago. w hen I met Mrs. Aver at the famousspriogs of Yichr, the" fashion able health resort of France, savs a writer in the Su Louis Globe-Democrat. She was accompanied by Mrs. John toigelow, wife of John Bigelow. who was for so many rears American min ister to France. Tne two ladies were conspicuous figures in the crowd of fashionable visitors from every land which thronged that famous bsalth resort. Mr. Bigelow was that sum mer the guest of Mrs. Ayer, and was as much noticed for her eccentricities in dress as Mrs. Ayer was for her splendid toilets. The latter, w ho has a pleasing but scarcely a handsome countenance, is a woman probably about fifty j'ears of age, but yet so wedded to the gay world that she devotes much of her time to personal adornment. Her wardrobe included, at that day. a great variety of w igs of every shade, so that one day she appeared as a blonde, the next as a brunette and later as a Titian beauty, with rich auburn hair, which seemed to be her favorite color. Her favorite necklace was a siring of fine pearls almost as large as wren's eggs, clasped with a diamond aiguil lette of great value. Money was no object to the fait w blow. Mrs. Bigelow. who was a wel come visitor at the houses of the old est nobility in France and England, was. on the contrary, a veritable dowdy, uotable for the entire absence of taste iu her attire. On one occa-aou she wore to the little English church in Vichy a gorgeous-hued berege, cut sur plice, with a piece of ribbed cotton tape tied around her neck, while her hose were of pale pink, and her shoes of light yellow leather. Could Have Saved Lincoln's Life. The one man in the world who could have prevented tho assassination of President Lincoln is dead. John Frederick Parker, boru iu Winchester, Va., came to Washington some time before the firing upon Fort Sumter aud soou found employment- upon the metropolitan police "force. When in 1862 it was decided to strengthen the regular force of doorkeepers and watchmen nt the While House with a squad of polieemeu. Parker tva3 one of those selected. It thus happened that when President Lincoln and party entered the old Ford Theatre ou the night of Good Friday, 1863. they were accompanied by Parker as guard. He took his iosilioii at the door to the private box from winch President Lin coln watched the performance, where he was expected to remaiu and prevent the ehtrauee of every one except the members of the party. As the play proceeded. Parker," from his' post, could hear just enough of ", what was said on the stage to arouse his curiosi ty, and it was not long before he left the door and edged his way towards the auditorium. He finally took a seat in the orchestra or pit." as it was then called, where he had scarcely settled himself when the whole audience was surprised by the report of a pistol shot. The assassin. Booth, had stealthly ap proached the door of the President's prluate box. where, finding no one to challeugehim, he entered unannounced aud tired the fatal shot. There is no question in the minds of those who are familiar with the details that had Parker remained at , his post Booth eould never have taken President Lin coln unawares. Washington Letter. y Steamer Chairs. A company 1ms been formed to rent out stwimer chairs for fl for a trip across the ocean. The chairs are sup plied with little tables designed to hold a plate, tumbler, aud a boitle. The invention of smokeless powder has been followed by a counter-invention in the shape of a "smoke rocket," to be used to screen the advanoe of a body of troops. It has been tried with success. Old Hats. The man who was hurrying into the batter's Thursday was on business. He wanted his old bat. When did you leave It here?'' "I duano," was the reply. Tbey hunted over a great pyramid of hats and found it, labeled July 2. When be went out tbo hatter aid: "That man bought a new hat here, and when be weut out said that be would call for It in half an noun. It has now been four weeks. WTe throw away 700 or 800 old hats every year -" for which the owners are going to c&ir-y --jo nan an uour. A Pecnllar Iteqaest. ; One of the early settlers of Oscods county, Michigan, made a peculiar re quest when he died a few years ago. For some time before his death Tils V stock was being stolen, either by mea or bears, and the old man's miud was f affected by his loss. He asked that hV be buried standing, on the east side of a tree which grew on a bill overlook ing his farm.- From this position be hoped to deteet the thieves. II OBEY! Can be msd etmr br raising Cntckens. Our tratrd CataiMrtte via all ll53V i trCB5? . lsrrxx! wtt to tf-l chicken. In ta-.t nil ail the se"ret of tho chicken buslnMn. it y-tt only keep hn'.t a dmen ben jaa nerd thta book. It fire more Informal Ion. thin twuij of tha books ll at as cent We en'l It free on re ceipt ot i cents to par postage. FETALCMA IXCOATOE CO., Potaloju. Cal. BOOiTEIPIXG, SflOETHAXD, TT LEG EJLPH EXGLISH BRANCHES. ETC. 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