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About The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 5, 1890)
C. n. DUCKETT, NTIST D Between G. T. Cotton and Feterson & Wallace. ir.3AK0N, Oregon. J. K. YEATHERFORD, At t o r n ey - at-Lav. O Ece over First National Bank, ALBANY, - " OREGON. J. !1. KEENE, D. D. S. Dental -:- Parlors. Office: Ereymaa Bros., Building, SALEM, OREGON. r"Eoar flora 8 A, M. to 5 P. M. W. R. BILYEU, ATTORN EY- AT-L AW, ALBANY. OREGON. (L L McGLRUE, (Successor to C H. Harmos ) Barkp : and : Hairdresser, LEBANON, OREGON. CHAV1NG. HAIjR CUTTING AND O Shampooing in the latest and best Style. Special attention paid to dressing Ladies hair. Your patronage respwt- tully solicited. , T. SMlsl)0y, 5, ; : - -vv Jewelry, Brownsville, Oregon. Meat Market, ED. KELLENBERGER, Frojr Fresh & Salted Beef, Pork, Mutton, Sausage, Bologna, and Ham. Easosj and Card Hujayj or; 4ard Main Street, Lebanon, Or. Stop and Read. Smooth Shave AKD Nice Hair-Cut. Shampooing and Spanish Lnster cares the scalp oi aanurau. Hot and Cold Baths. Gentlemen and ladles may laxnry. indulge Iutbe Next door to Peterson & Wallace's real estate office. I. R. BORUM, Proprietor, Lebanon, Oregon. XT an-sasjer says fie has fh W. t. Tm toe bottom, pox nun oown h a Vii . i:iLLiii. "'c -"-'rifc rMBiXiWii-ii r r-r"-1" i-t "".vsf,..-wv.-.. f W W L. DOUGLAS FOR CENTLEMEN. Heat In tte world. Kramlne rtfa tS.t.OO CEM INK HASIKSEWED SHOE. S4.IIO HXliSEWED WlilT SHOE. 'J50 POLTC1S AND F4RMEBS" SHOE. -Va.RO IXIKATALCE CALF SHO. 2.25 WORRIT-OMAN'S SHOE. and tll.TS BOYS' SCHOOL SHOE& au maoe in feongress, jkuiiob ana uaae. L. DOUGLAS SHOE FOR LADIES. Ttoat Material. Best Stvle. Beat Fitrinar. .r-2 -a. - '.. z '"ftp1 f.'w inwi It aot old by your dealer, write W. L. DOUGLAS, BKOCKTOX. MASS "Examine W. L Douglas $2 Shoe or Gentlemen and Ladies." for Sale by C. C. If- C1L L LMjL .V. MUCH THE NEWEST, NOBBIEST AA'3 LARGEST STOCK OF tfr If In the County, is now to be V ALBANY, ESTWTxsri you want to "dress you through ff 1 HERCHA1TT TAILORING A SPECIALTY. Mr. E. A. Schkffler, is an exoert, and has charge of this de partment. Wo guarantee satisfaction. Beard Druggists and -DEALERS IX- Pure Drugs and Medicines, Paints, Oil, Class AXD- Stationery, Fine Perfumery, Brushes and Combs, CIGARS AND FANCY TOILET ARTICLES, Main Street, Lebanon, Oregon. SP-Prescriptions accurately compounded. EAST AND SOUTH VIA Southern Pacifc Route. Shasta Line. Express trains leave Portland daily . 4:00 p.m. Lr. - Portland - Ar. i 9 JS A. a. 9:48 P. M. Lt. - Albany " Ar. :H A. a. I.tjA.x. Ar. - S- ranrfacp Lt. i ftOO v. X. Ab-we train stop only at foUowinx station north of R.isebur. : East fortland, Oregon t ily, Woodborn, Ka 1pm, Albany. Tangsnt, Sheddn, tiaisey, Harris trnrs. Junction City, Irri:-g and Kugena. Rontbnri Mall-Dally. 8 00 . a. Lt" - Portland -. Ar. 4:90 r. a. 1S30P. M. L. - Albany - Ar. li-xTO Ji. 6:i0 P. . Ar. - Rose burn - fe A. M. Albany I.ooal -Dally Eicrpt Sunday. S-00 p. m. i 1. - Portland - Ar. . S0 a. Jt. VHO r. M. I Ar. - Albany - t,r. SiM M. Local Passenjrer Tralm Dally t Kxcept Sunday. I bu p. M. llv. - Albany Ar. , S2A A. X. 2.36 p. Jt. Ar. - Lebanon - L. 8 A- Jt. 730 a. M Lv. - Albany - Ar. J-.6 P. Jt g -a A. M Ar. Lebanon - t. I 3 P. Jt. Pullman Buffet Sleepers. TOCRIST BX.EKFINO CABS For accommodation of second-dans pafcserjf 3 attacked to express trams. West Side Division. Between Portland and Cor rail is. Mail train daily (except Bimday). 3.. Portland CoTTaUis Ar. t 8:20 P. M. L. ! 12' P. JL .8:16 P. : r. At Albany and Corrallis connect with trains of Ore gon Padnc railroad. ;. Express train daily (axeept Sunday). . 4:40 P. St. Lt. Portland McMLinnrille Ar. ! 5:30 P. L. I S:4S A. lb P. M. I At. Thronch Ticket to All-Points East and nontn. tfW Pot tickets and foil information regardinx rates, maps, etc., call am company's agent at Lebanon. K. KOEHLKR. E P. ROGERS. Manager. Asst. G. F a Pass. Ail. E. J. M'CAUSTLAND, CIYIL ENGINEER SUBYEYOH. Draughting and Blue Prints. Office with Oregoa Iand Co., Albany. Sewerage System and Water Supplies a Specialty. 'Estates Subdivided. Maps made or copied on short notice. J. I COWAN. J. II. RALSTON. Bank of Lebanon, LEBANON, OREGON. Transacts a General BaEiiio; Business. ACCOUNTS KEPT SUBJECT CHECK. TO Exchange sold on New York San Francisco, Portland and Albany, Oregon. Collections made on favorable terms. G.T.COTTON, : DEALER IN : groceries and Previsions. TOBACCO and CIGARS, SMOKERS' ARTICLES. Foreip and Domestic Irnits, Confectionery, Queensware and Glassware, Lamps and Lamp Fixtures. y -:.Tmym Cath for Vtggm.-h , Main Straat, ' Lebanon, Oragon. sjss t V Seen on the Counters of OREGON. up,!" w.e would be glad to show BLAIN and make the right price. &, EEolt, Apothecaries, Danger of Travel. If one wants to get a lively sense of wliat it means to rush through space at fifty or sixty miles an hour he must get on a locomotive. Then only does he begin to realize what trifles stand between him and destruction. A few weeks ago a lady sat an hour in the cab of a locomotive hauling a fast express train over a mountain road. She saw the narrow bright line of the rails and the slender points of the switches. She heard the thunder of the bridges, and saw the track shut in by rocky bluffs and new perils suddenly revealed as the engine swept around sharp curves. The experience was to her magnificent, but the sense of danger was most ap palling. To have made her experi ence complete she should have taken one engine ride on a dark and rainy night. In a daylight ride on a locomotive we come to realize how slender is the rail and how fragile its fastenings compared with the ponderous ma chines which they carry. We see what a trifling movement of a switch makes, the difference between life and death. We learn how short the look ahead must often be and how close danger sits on either Jiand. But it is ouly in a night ride we learu how dependent the engineer must be, after all, upon the faithful vigilance of others. The head light reveals a few yards of glis tening rail and ghostly telegraph poles and switch targets. Were a swkch open, a rail taken up, or a pile of ties on the track, we could not possibly see the danger in time to stop. II. G. Prout in Scribner's. THE CHANCELLOR'S JOKE. What Came of an InqniaitlTS I.ady'a tlon to Prince Kismirek. Que- The following? incident, which oc- ; curred in 1S66, is related by Herr von Sybel in the fourth volume of his book, "The Founding of the German Empire by William L": Daring a dinner at the Saxon embassy in Berlin, Countess II o henthat, wife of the Ambassador, said naively to the Prussian Premier, who sat next to her: 'Do tell me, Excel lency, is it really true that you want to fight with Austria and take Saxony? Prince Bismarck answered, with great amiability: "Certainly it is true, dear est Countess; from the very first day of my ministry I have thought of nothing else. Our cannons are now ready and you will soon see that they are more powerful than the Austrian artillery. 'Dreadful,' cried the lady. 'But, she added, "as you are in so frank a humor, give me some friendly advice. I have two estates. To which shall I fly the one in Bohemia, or to that near Leipzig?' " lf you will listen to mo,' answered Prince Bismarck, you will not go to Bohemia; it is there, and, if I am not mistaken, it is exactly in the neighbor hood of your estate that we shall beat the Austrians. You might experience some terrible adventures. Go to Saxony; nothing will happen near Leipz g, and you will not even be troubled with quartering soldiers, for your castle of Knantheim is near no line of march.' "When the ex-Chancellor was anxiouB- ly questioned by other diplomatists as to this conversation,, he was much amused that the mocking repulse of an indiscreet question should be taken seriously. But Herr von Beust, remem bering his long enmity against the poli cy of Prussia, really took up the matter in earnest, sent the important news to Vienna, demanded Austria's protection, and declared that if Austria would arm at once all .the middle states would stand by her, but that otherwise they would turn their backs on her forever. This communication from Herr von Beust was not without influence in the decisions of the military circle in Vien na. The troops in Bohemia, Moravia and West liaucia were strengthened, so that in a very short time 80,000 men were ready to invade Silesia from three sides, while before only 25,000 men were divided among the usual garrisons." Why the Tllea Were Largr 'the bouses of ancient Home, previous to the war of Pyrrhus, were, covered with boards, but afterward with tiles; and, according to Vitruvius, and from what remains of ancient monuments, j these must have been of large size, not less than two feet broad. Seneca speaks of a garret covered with one single tile. In the war against Marc Antony, the Senators were taxed at the rate of ten asses (about twenty-five cents) for every tile on the roof; hence it was, of course, desirable to have tiles of as large dimen aions as possible, thus reducing the amount of the taxes. N. Y. Ledger. A paper recently started at Julian, Idaho, has for its motto, "Grasp for all in sight and rustle for more." Compressed Air In Photography. The production of cold by the com pression of air is ingeniously made to subserve the photographer's art. Air, when thus compressed and forced into reservoir, becomes, as is well known, heated; but when cooled down again, before It is suffered to escape, its expan sion is attended by great cold. If when compressed it is allowed to cool down to the ordinary temperature and then es cape, it will be cooled below that tem perature just as much aa it was heated by compression; thus, if In being com pressed it had been heated 100 deg.j say from 60 to 160, and then allowed to cool to 00, it will, on escaping, be cooled 100 dog. below 60, or to 40 deg. below sero, which is the temperature at which mer cury freezes, this, in fact, being the sim ple principle of the cold air chamber! now so extensively "employed on ship board for the transport of frozen provi sions from Australia and New Zealand. The ingenious photographer, who dreads the preparation of gelatine plates in hot weather, has been able to discover in these facts and processes the means for enabling him to conveniently keep his coating room at the desirable tem perature of 50 or (K) degs. during the most sultry weather of the summer months, aided by a small gas or petroleum engine; Indeed, what is pronounced a most per fect means of effecting this result has been devised, by the use of manual power if desired, and that only applied at occa sional intervals, thus rendering the oper ations of the artist far less onerous dur ing the hot season and the quality of hia work more satisfactory. r ew York Tele gram. Set a Deteettre on Himself. A curious story is told concerning a prominent merchant of our sister city. Troy. This gentleman was blessed with as good a stock of this world's goods as could be desired, out he was a klepto maniac Webster defines kleptomania as "a morbid desire or impulse to steal. Try as hard as he could, this unfortunate man found it impossible to restrain him self from purloining knickknacks here and there. If he went into a lady's house and she stepped out of the room for a moment, as sure aa fate an oddity in the shape of a paper knife, a paper weight, or in fact almost any trifle that came to his eye went into his pocket. ' He knew he was stealing. He did not need to do so. He did not wish to, but he could not help it. He is now cured. How? He finally hit upon a splendid plan. Ha hired a companion to attend his every footstep, a shadow, as it were, and a substantial and preventive shadow. ! This shadow was none other than a pri vate detective. Where his substance would endeavor to make away with things which he saw the shadow would quietly and easily prevent him. For nearly two years this treatment was fol lowed. And bis friends never suspected? It is said, no. Albany Argus. Mnslc of Onr Mother Tongue. Rev. J. H. Hartman, in order to make a point clear, occasionally tells a story. He was addressing the Baptist ministers' meeting upon the advisability of estab lishing German Baptist churches, and was explaining that people are always glad to hear their own language in a land where their language is not generally used. He said he had felt that way him self some years ago when traveling in Europe. Wherever he went he heard foreign languages that he could not un derstand and he longed to hear English once more. One day when sitting in a grand cathedral he pnt his handsome new hat on a chair near by and was ad miring the beautiful features of the cathedral when a very large woman walked to the chair and sat down on the hat.. "Why, my friend, you might have known that you could not get in that hat," exclaimed the reverend gentleman. "Mr uear sir, I beg your pardon, wae the reply. "I had not heard my native language for so long, continued Mr. Hartman, "that I was delighted to find some one who could use it. So I forgave the stranger immediately." Cleveland Plain Dealer. He Was Ready to Be Baptised. "When I first arrived in New Zea land," said an Anglican bishop, "a Maori chief came to me and said that he wish ed to be baptized. I knew that he had two wives, so I told him that he must first persuade one of them to return to her family. He said he feared that would be difficult; but that he would see what could be done and come back to me ip two months. When he returned he ex claimed: 'Now, missionary, you may baptize me, for I have only one wife. I asked: 'What have you done with our dear sister, your first wife? He replied. smacking his lips: 'I have eaten her. " San Francisco Argonaut. A Merciful Man. Mrs. Simkins has just heard that her husband has been drawn to serve on a jury. "John Simkins on the criminal juryr exclaimed Mrs. Simkins. "Well, all I can say is that I congratulate the crimi nals. "Why, Mrs. Simkins? Is your husband a very merciful man?" "Merciful? Why, John Simkina wouldn't b .ng a pictur. much less a door, unless he was jest made to!" Mon treal Star. The Sliding Railway of Paris. The essence of the invention of the sliding railway," which was the sensa tion of the Paris exposition, is the sub stitution of a thin film of water, over which the vehicle slides, for rolling wheels, the film being maintained by hydrostatic pressure, and propulsion by successive jets of water under pressure, acting against a rib of buckets extending under the whole tram, thus dispensing with all locomotive power. Christian at Work. Gen. Sherman recently set the measure of salt that is to be allowed to war re cital when the hero is himself holding forth. He says: "I have met 200,000 men in the last three years on whom turned the fate of the war.. When you listen to old soldiers it is well to make good allowance. Ten per cent, is not too little. 1 do not except myself from that calendar." A rusty nail is a prized relic in the museum of Houlton (Me.) academy. It is one of the nails used in building the sea wall at Louisburg, is nearly 130 years old, and comes from the center of the struggle which determined whether France or England should control North America. - - - A letter of Lamb's, in which he said, "I am recovering, CJkxl be praised for it, a healthiness of mind something like calmness, but I want more religion," brousht 195 at a sale in London. Wife "I declare, dear, I feel ashamed to nack as these clothes for those poor little heathens." They are really too far gone." Husband "Then you'd better Bend them around to the minis ter's children." - Unanimity at the Fireside. - When a man tells his acquaintances that he is sorry he ever got married, it is safe to assume that ia wife is sorry. too. MEli.1T WKSERVES IT. We are hot In the habit of puffing up ny patent medicine, but where aierit de serves (t we are always ready to notice the wime particularly for the benefit of man kind. We have heard much of the fame of he Great Sierra Kidney and Liver Cure, hut lately we have received positive proof of its healing qualities. A gentleman well -nown to us had Buffered for vears of kid tey complaint. The Great Kidney and Liver ruie waa recomraende.1 to him. He las given lt a trial, and now asxures us that a wonderful change has come over him, and that he Is entirely cured. Thonkx o jour great and scientific vegetable rem e ly. Jeirish Time and Observer, San Francisco, I t1. - Sam Fhanci.-co, January 7. Sierra Chemical Co. Gestllevkn: I have used your Great Sierra Kidney and Liver Cure with wen lerful aatlsfaction, and can recommend lt tally f r kidney and liver disorders. Joseph May, Firm of Livingston 8c Co , SrS Fremont St. At the Trotting Meeting. "1 nitiwed the first rape, Billy: was it a hot one?" Well, i sbould say so. W by, there were elftht different heats." PUT ON Till BRAKES ff yon And yon are golnnr downhill In point of health. Falling streueth. Impaired digestion health. Falling strength, Impaired awl assimilation are the marks of decline. Cheek these and other Indications of premature decay with the grand vitalizer aud restraluiag tonic, Hiwtcttera Stomach liittera. Beginning at the fountain head, the stomach, the Bitters remedies Its iuemcleuey, corrects its errois and seta It vigorously at work. The digestive organ Is thus enabled to thoroughly separate from the food its nutritive principle, which the blood assimilating, la enriched. Thus la the system nourlxhed, and being nourished, strengthened, aud abnormal waste of Us tUau.es stayed. Appe tite the er to rest well, a regular habit are a'tto rt-etabllRhel, and the various functions move once more in their natural and healthful groove. The Bitters, moreover, is a speelne for and pre ventive of malarial complaints, rheumatism, biliousness and kidney troubles. Pan per Labor. Little Miss Bensle (proudly) M v mamma has all her dresses made in Kttrope, Little Mis Jessie (disdainfully) My mamma isn't so awfully economical a that. CHAMPION HURDLER, A. A. Jordan, champion hurdler of America at d holder of the American rec ord f ir running 120 yards over 3 feet Cl inch hurdles, says: I have for a great many years used Alixock's Porous Plastebs. particularly during the tralninp; season. I find that. If am affected in back or loins with any kind of a pain or strain, Allcjck's Porous Plasters instantly afford relief. For pains in the body, the result of a severe eold, nothing can beat Aixcock's Plas-. TERS. I would certainly recommend the planters to any athlete it no la snnenng from sorenea or stiffness while In train ing." "Jndge." said the prisoner, who had robbed an art store. In a pleading tone, "there ain t any law to prevent a man taking photographs, is there?" " Broxrn'a Bronchial Troches " are ex cellent for the relief of hoarseness or sore throat. Thev are exceeding y effective. a'o.'d only in boares. Price, 25 cents. I do not want the earth, my friend, Aud I'm not so hard to please; But I'd like to own an Iceberg, Far up in the polar seaa. I L. Crauln t Co. of Ph'! ielphla. the raanttfaetu era of Dobbins' Electric Soao. say thev would rather close up their im mense worts man to put one cmln of a'ixiittratian in their DobUins' Electric Soap. Wculd that all were as h .nest. The Gatnelle. There is a kind of tin mug called the gamelle, in which the French soldier re ceives his rations, and which he carries on hia knapsack. The form is a little peculiar, so as to distinguish it from other ordinary tin mugs. A simple im plement which, carried on the backs of French soldiers, has marched so often to victory, and of late to defeat, has at last received its reward in its glorification. When the young Duke of Orleans came before the court, and exclaimed: "I ask for nothing but a gamelle," meaning nothing but the treatment of a common soldier, the public readily seized upon the emblem. Scarcely three days had elapsed before a great jeweler of the Rne de la Paix had hundreds of "tin mugs" in silver, gold and jewels as pins and badges, which sold immediately as the "tin mug of Or leans," and were worn all over Paris. A popular florist designed a vase in the shape of the "tin mug," and presented the first specimen td the prince, who sent it to his bride, Margaret de Chartres, filled with roses and lilies of the valley. In the meanwhile all Paris is sporting the soldier's tin mug in the tri-color, and the yonng dnke has left a fashionable or nament to remember him by. New York Ledger. A Columbus Novel. We are about to celebrate the four hundredth anniversary of the discovery of the continent by Columbus. Many readers, not aware of the fact, will be glad to know that . one of Fenimore Cooper's novels "Mercedes of Castile" is a Columbus story. The hero of that romance accompanies Columbus on his venturous enterprise, and a large part of the narrative consists of an account of the voyage, of the discoveries, and all that occurred. At this Juncture readers will find it timely and entertaining. The real experiences of Columbus are inter woven with some romantio adventures of the hero, and there is introduced in the story an Indian girl, Ozema, who is probably the most fascinating of all the savage beauties that figure in fiction.- A Fair Trial Of Hood's Barsaparilla for scrofula, salt rheum, or any affection caused by Impure blood, is suffi cient to convince any one of the superior and peculiar curative powers of this medicine. The following statement 1 right to the point: " My daughter Mary wss afflicted with scrofu lous sore neck from the time she was 22 months old till she became C years of age. Lumps formed In her neck, causing great annoyance, and two of them, after growing to the sire of a pigeon's egg, broke and discharged. One became a running sore for more than three years. We thought we would give Hood's Sarsaparilla a thorough trial. Webeean with it in January .and in a few months. after she had taken five bottles, all suppuration had censed. We then waited three montns, when, as a new lump was beginning to form, we again (rave her Hood's Sarsaparilla. After she had taken less than two bottles the lump and all indications of scrotuia naa entirely aitappearea, and now she seems to be a healthy child." J. 6. Carlilb, Kauright, N. J. Hood's Sarsaparilla Sold bv all druggists. 1: six for $5, Prepared only by C. 1. HOOD & CO., Lowell, Mass. IOO Doses One Dollar tw ear BIHonraeas. Sick Beadaehe. Const! patlca Malaria, Liver Oeasplalnsa, take the sals and eartala rasaedy. MlTxl'S BILE BEANS tTss the SMALL IIZI (40 little beaas to tha set Ms). They are ths saost eoavenleat; salt all ass Price of either slse. St osau par sotua. frinClfJfn T, 17. TO! Pboto-sraTwrs, sou ooBrra or stamps). t. r. SMITH CO.. at stars er ana at, uonm. Mo. mm a am a av Ko delay . Circular Washington, D.C SAIiESpK WflflTED, Local or Traveling, To sell our well-known Nursery stock. We want good, lively workers, and will pay well com mission or salary Good references required. Apply quick. L. L. St. Paul, Mlun. , MAY dt L'U., Nurserymen N. P. N. U. No. 352 S. F. N. U. No. 429 -swan j. afa or risK Including 15 rare novelties, shares and artistic imported oleograph Ic and chro matic cards. This large and beautiful col lection sent by mail to any one who will do thin: Buy a box of the genuine Dr. C. McLane's Celebrated Liver Pills from any drupRtat, price 5 cents, and mail us the otkaide wrapper with your address, plain ly written, and 4 cents iu stamps. The Pennine McLane's Pill are prepared only by Fleming Bros., Pittwburgh, Pa., and have been in constant uxe for over sixty years. They are superior to all others in purity and effectiveness. A certain cure for Indigestion and sick headache. Ad dress, Fleming Bros.. Pittsburgh, Pa. The khortaee in the Cordova bank of the Ai- f-entlne Republic Is only 111,0110.0)0. And there n t a s .lltarArgentine Republican In Canada, either! KI KR CI KK roU PII,KM. Bore care for blind, bleeding and itching pile. Oue box has cured tht worst tsshs of ten years' ttaudlng. Koono need snlTlit ten minntes after Bsltig Kirk's German File Ointment, lt absorbs tumors, allays the Itching, acta as a poultice, gives rellet Dr. Kirk's German Pile Ointment Is prepared only for Pike and Itchiug of the private parts, aud nothing else. Every box U werwated Bold by braggista and sent by mail on receipt of price, 11.00 per box. 1. J. alack A Co., Whole sale Agents, Baa Francisco. IHtOPSV. We rail the attention of those stsftVrlng with dropsy to the fair proposition of lr. H. H. Green A son- iu their advertisement on this page. Iry them; lt costs you nothing to do so. KITIIKK AJfD PILES Cr RED. We positively enre rupture and all rectal dis- eases without pains or detention from bnsiness. So enrp. no nav - and nn imc until , r.l Aft. dress for pamphlet Drs. pirrtertield t'Sey, SCiS Market street, Ban Frauds. Thy Guucba for breakfast. Beware of imitations of the celebrated Seal of North Carolina Plug Cat Tobacco. ore 15 EXJOYO Both the method ami results when Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant ana refreshing to the taste, and acts Entlj yet promptly on the Kidneys, ver and Bowels, cleanses the sys tem effectually, dispels colds, head xchea and fevers and cures halitu.,I constipation permanently. 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Constipation, Disordered Liver, etc., they ACI LIKE MAGIC, 8trfteiirra the muscular S astern, restoring long-lost Coav pttxlon. bringing back the eea Hfe of apprctitt, and arousing with the ROSEBUD Of HEALTH the a?ov physical eserosof the tinman frame. One of the bet runrantee to the ami Otbmatttl ia that BEECHAM S PILLS HAVE THE LARGEST SALE OF AIT PROPRIETARY MEDICINE IN THE WORLD. rtrMrramlrs; TIIOS B Ellt H A M . t. Hrla. Ijisraahlre. Knalamd. Wd tiii lru,jgixt yttrralltf. B. F. ALLEN CO.. 365 and 367 Canal St. Hew York. latfilas A ant. fnr thi f TiitWI St stHl rhe .if s;-jH-r rintfarTK. rlof not, ferf r t hmi WILL. M A I Fa BEECHAM S FILLS on RECEIPT of PORTLAND'S GREAT INDUSTRIAL EXPOSITION OPENS SEPTEMBER 25. Siznor Libevati's Military Band of Fiftv Six and one-half acres of flo-r space fi led won lerful aire, A world f Mechat-ics m tion ana view its wonders in every aepa-l opportunity such as has never been presented to the people I tht Coat before. T THE FAT AND DOMESTIC STOCK DEPARTMENT win open fceptemoer zo unci close uciooer this department. Ptock Department ot en "ition from 1 P. M. until IU P. M. Om admissi- n ticket admits to b -th. Price, adults. 50 ceut; children. 25 een's. Iled need rates fori land, r or information address ALWAYS IIM 13 nil. uLi If you want a first-class machine, do not purchase until you have looked up the record of the "Advance," as it is the only machine m the market that will give absolute satisfaction. Send for descriptive cata logue to , . . . ; Z. T- Wright, General Agent, Foot of Morrison Street, Portland, Oregon, Also dealer in General Machinery and Supplies. ographers of both sexes, attribute their ness (Jo esre. i'ortiana. urecon. or tne Oretwn. Both are under the manaEement study, same rates of tuition, liusiness, shorthand, typewriting, renmansnip ana Eng lish Departments. Write to either for joint Catalogue and specimens of penmanship. 1 wept when I weaS m snowswny.&aia of scouring sop used for aJ! "Ail Ah!" Cried the honse wife, "The Secret I know, no DIET can resist rjrTV7r--,U)jl Crmra Psohvtlt akd PntaaKKXTLr LUMBAGO, Rhesmatlam, Headache, Toothache, I II -A. I 'IV & , Ksnratgla, Swellings, Treat-bites, BIIU I B 13 & . THE CHARLES A. V06XLE CO. Baitiaiac. Ma, W Of Pure Cod Liver Oil and HYPCFH0SFK1TE3 of Lime and Soda is endorsed and prescribed by leading physicians because both the f 'oct IJnr-r tut and Hyi'Ojtltomphitea are the recognized agents iu the cure of Consumption, It la aa palatable as milk. C-.IIf- r !.! is a nrrfrrt dGDii i emulsion Kmtuu it is ft utiuHe. wonnt-rt tit Kemedif ul lemh frtxlurer. It is the Brat r CONSUHPTIOIff. Scrofula, Bronchitis, Wasting' Dis eases, Chronic Coughs and Colds. Ask for Scott's Emulsion and take bo other. JHE SM0KEJ Will hate no other Jobacco Who orxce tries SHli OF ORTI GAJR0L-IN Plug Gut. Jhis is the secret of its Immense sale. IP Tfcfl Best Typewriter Send for Catalogue. Wiley 8. Allen & Co General A arenas, . 11 tt St-.Portlaod.O. J . ! LADIES, Send Stamp for Our Pamphlets. We have something new which will save you trouble. IIRKWOOD HARD RUBBER COMPANY, Cor. Market & Jones St., its fl aw, room 131 sax ra-iscisco. Price, $5. Idy A genu Wanted. - IU .1 EFFECT!! ALT EM PRICE. 2dcia. A BOX. lMesttos this Papkjs.) 1890. CLOSES OCTOBER 25. Selected Musician ri 1 famish the mifsie. to ovetflwinir with the woniers of this Miniature. Jsot to vi-it this Great Ki posi merit ot art and science will be to miss an z. ?o,oiu is on-rei in casn premium in to visitors fn.ni 9 a. x. until S p. M. Expo on all transportation lines leading to rs. w. A'L,lavN. Sunt, and Secy. THE LEAD, THRESHERS, Engines, Horse Powes, Self-Feeders and Strawstackers. THAT CAN BE USKO EVKRV BAT is the kind that pays. Scores of young business men, and hun dreds of book-keepers and sten success to a course at the Portland Busi Lanitai tsusiness oneee. oaiem, of A. P. Armstrong, have same courses of born.cnd every day who dtdhb use THE flDMlCE Sdapolio is e. solid ca.ke cleaning purposes "Oh! Oh!" Cried the DIET, " At length I must go, I oannot withstand Sa&POXtXO.?? Ifws Dins OF 171 nrj :TREATMEMT: LOCAL ADSORPTION TEE LA SALLE REMEDIES. For all forms of nervous wastes, decav, ex haustion and debility, whether due to diseases of certain organs or not. Also the new and direct method of arresting, abnormal urinary discharges and restoring to the impotent their departed vigor. Successful Wbere A!f Else Eas Failed. 7 lie - La Salle Metbod tod lis Ad.tBtiges. Our preparations are called "The I,a fslle Remedies," from the fact that we procured the original formula of the celebrated Br. i a jrsl.e of Paris, under enarantee that shonid we think proper to Introduce at any time his remedies fo the American public we should do so imder that title. Km! years ago Dr. La Salle conceived the Idea of treating nervous and seminal olsess l.y rectal medication, believing he would gain the following advantages: (1.) Application of the drags directly to the seat of the dixeaae. (2.) Avoidance of digestion and neutralization Of the active neutral medicalageut. tuere being uuMiiwu:u uiuKigixiK;. (3J. 1 he patient can enre himself at verv lit tle expanse without any physician. (-! i neir one requires no cnange ot aim or of the ordinary parentis of life. (O.i I ney are aosomteiy nannies. (S.J Close atittroach to the b,tr enertnrea i-.f emergence of Uie spinal nere.- irtotu. lher-r-i-bral coin mn, and hence eae of p-in'trs';:ig in the nervous fluid and matter of the brain aud spinal chord. retDie men. wnose strength Is Impaired, will find a sure and permanent cure in fir. La a;i,--a remedies. - THE LA S1LI.K BOl.tlt. The word Bolu is a Latin name, and mean a large pill. In the preparation of the La Falle BoTtu we use the beit cocoa butter for holding and pre serving the various drugs, tbus makinsr their in troduction a very easy matter. 1 hey pass into the reetam with '.ae moat uer feet ease by means of a little press ore from the finger. 1 his method of treatment leaves behind no traces to excite the cariosity of any one. Diseases of the Kidneys, tfladder. Pros tate Gland Their Treatment and Care Without Stomach Medication. ersfPTOXs. Frequent urination, ri.-ingaf night to urinate; pain or scalding in iiar water: dribbling of nrine after completing the act; en largement ot the prostate giana; Bright s I:s- ot tne hvinneys. me mm omaH oenent Is derived by plaeing these rt-mcl'es neht ac the spot where they wilt do the most gxxl. When the Bolus is Introduced Into the rectnm it rests directly at the neck of the bladder. Pries for t Foil Course ef Treaiissst, SiO. For further information address DR. H. TRESKOW. 822 Mr east way, - Hesw 1 ark. y w y TKEITKD FRF.fi. Peattls-e!-Cere! wlthVegetahieRea etfte. Hart eared tboasao-ts of c v. (. are patients pro- aoanced boneless by best physicians, from tlrsE.d4-.4e symptoms disappear: in ten oars at :east twothirua an iTSDtomi removed. Send tor free book testim atala of miracutoas cares. Tea days' treatment free by roa:L if - os order t r t . send fixs. in stamus to pay postage. Da.B U.GReiv a 20 V 3. Alia.': ia.ua. Lt torn, enter trial retora this advertisement to aa. I GUnE F1Y8. Wbwi I mj core I do aot mena mwreiy to stop theta for uzam aod tn?s hsv toern retora stxn. Ixcn tv3icmi core, i care maae in a i aeasi 01 r l r iz fULe EPY or FALLING 6iCKXL-iM-iocK:dT. mmrrmat mrr rcmori to eom the wamt ea.t? fUscximm , ot&srs iUKve taiitf m no rraascn fur not now voesnnm & core. owdKoaeuiixt trMtae acd J? ras f$ ctz& of na? txif &bh rexaady. Give Express und Poac Ofecrs.. JpiOaXsO. 13 Jeri s. New rW foo nun onivi mm WPor LOaf or FJSIlir EAiHOPLl meral and li V0 TfOvS ltilLIi ij Weakaessof Booy and X:sd, Lfierts Errors or Lxcesaea nsCd tfr sous. Ial, iazi iiIfK)E fai!y ikit4, Kmr la raiarr ax ristLf rte.K.iV-strASTsonajitt. a MetaK. If suAlltas MOMS IGXtlsaAT SrarSia ta tasjk aMlMUfyfr,aetatMasrr.irsLKK,rfra. wmfwa, SrerH tl4k, xjaaatiaaaa4 pracrc aitl f wale tr4a us atut llCAi. CO., BUFFAL.O, Ma Va USE THE 8, ROMATIC WILD BALSAM PIL LOW: it preserves and Imi.rovea the health: Us wild mountain fra grance soothes, invoeorates sad refreshes, t an be nsed with benefit by alt. and will retain its balmy virtues for year aie, 12xlS; sent pre paid on receipt of price, JI.---5. Arents wanted. Terms liberal. A ROMA TIC fILLu W 11 F . CO., Ft. BtaGd City, Mendocino, CaL STEIN WAY, fiabler ini Peass Pianos Meaning the BftST Piaxo M pic, uM tsm iarrjrtte cheaper P snoss; mil M'sicm iiMTniaurncs; Bands feur p 4e.i; irc wuxk. of Sheet Mostc &teinw at Hall, nl j& Post Strrxt; Matthias CtKat (a. Gul mud ee amx new ranw and. mv stocJc OPIUM AND MORPH NE HRIT eorfd. Trial free. Confidenv tisiiv address INDIANA MINERAL 6PR1XGS CO.. La Favrrra, Isd. Box 13. LO.IiioIsICe. Leather lasnfactiims and Dealers. 404 Hatters- St.. Sara t ra Drier. ' Highest market price paid for Hides, Pelts and Tallow. Diamond Drill Work. TlePaci2cProspectiiCo.fr with Diamond fore Drill for oil. mineral or wa ter. Holes bored for veDtilatiou or drainage. Agents for Diamond Drill Machinerv and Sup plies. Correspondence solicited. 213 Sasa ssntr Street, ban Francisco. OH! f-IY HEART! Well, try Dr. Rogers' Heart Tonic; as a heart remedy It has no eqnaL Not a single ease where It has been tried and has not given relief. You may be needing it just now and scareelv be aware of it. As a blood cleanser and pari tier it stands at the head of the list. Redmeton fe Co., wholesale agents, price tL For sale by Kent tra'e m nm sisretis srraiss iusa r t;ai a u. 1 sit gaim in meoicinea. bottle and testimonials. Send for triai DOBBIN gLECTRIC The Best Family Soap . in the World. Dobbins Electric Soap is cheaper for yon to rase, if you allow direction, than axy other soaps would be if given to you, for by its use clothe are tared. Clothes cost more than soap. Don't you scont to swre monev, clothes, time, labor, fuel, and health? All there can be saved if you wi try Dobbins' Electric Soap. We ssy try," knowing if you trv it once, you will always use it" Have yoia grocer order it. H. M. B.SSELL & CO. 219 FhontSt.,sn Francisco. Cal. GENERAL ACENTS. pensions: OLD CLAIMS SETTLED under new Law Soldiers, Widows, Parents, send for blank ap plications and information. Patrick O'Farreii. Pension Agent, Washington. T. C. Men's Suits to Order S20 to S40. Men's Pants ta Ordar, $5 tosio. Fit guaranteed. Send 4 cents in stamps for samples and rales lor self -measurement. ARTHUR KOHN, CLOTHIER, BATTER, TAILOR, COBKBB OF Second aed Morrison Sts., FORTLASD, OR. CHICHESTER'S ENGLISH PENNYROYAL PILLS. BED CROSS DIAMOND BrtaWO, A j PI W PKHrlU, md BrM4kr ami J. r. AtiiPit:SaV 9asYSaV3 ft.WJ rtHlMUe. Ijss31Aa "a . . . ...... r tPL sawe&AflM BsMCHk. KllM Vtt& tHB i 'it Send 4. V (taLuto far psrticva?, twtlwatate Hril KftltW Ham Pxpr. tMibirtiithttsiHC,! $?5.22to$250. i S2?T - preferred vbo CftB faralsh s borae nd fliTe tnir whole lira to the business. IS pare moments m&y be prr t&o.T emtJoyed ftfso. A few vACADcit- in ttiwns aoti citie.