t 1m rj r EXPRESS ..,! 1.111 A 1,1 JD Jl 1 J ii .tea A" VOL. IV. NO. 2(5. LEBANON, OUKGON, FRIDAY, STOiia , 82.00 PER YEAIMN ADVANCE. THE PACIFIC COAST. A Young Woman Swindles a Spo kane Falls Bank. Condensed News . From . All Parts of the Country West of the Rocky Mountains. Idaho's population is ' 84,229 an in frvfisc $i 51,319 in ten years. Tristan Purges, Fast Grand Command er of the Knights Templar o! California, is dead. The total valuation of the property of San Jose, Cal.,is $19,127,459, an increase of $645,757. No. 3 shaft of the Wellington mine at Nanaimo, B. C, ia on fire, -and will have to be flooded. - v The steamer Wellington ran into the sand on the shore of Coronado beach, but no damage is thought to have been sustained. - " The grand jury in Santa Fe, X. M., has found indictments against sixteen citizens for the murder of Faustin Ortiz in March last. ' In accordance with an act of 1SS9 Gov ernor Prince of New Mexico has issued a proclamation calling a constitutional convention October 7. - The works at Keliy in the Magdalena mining district, X. M., were fired by an incendiary, and all hopes of saving them ;- have been abandoned. B. R. Freeman of Spokane Falls and Prs. J. K. Secord and J. S. Potts of San Jose have been appointed special medi cal examiners in the pension service. Joseph Carreros, the Mexican on trial for the murder of another Mexican named Soto at Indio on the desert about a month ago, was acquitted by a jury at San Diego on the ground of self-defense. The Marine Firemen's Association of San Francisco has received a letter from Kanaimo, asking it to instruct its mem bers not to nre with ellmgton coal. The association will probably issue the orders. The Coco pah Indians have sent a dele gation to Governor Torres of Lower Cal ifornia to protest against the encroach ment of Mexican and American miners upon their placer mines and agricultural domain. The heirs of the estate of Matthew A. Williams, who was killed by the acci dent at the Webster-street bridge, Oak land, on Decoration day, have compro mised with the Southern Pacific company for $5,000. Admiral Brown of the Charleston was dined by the Seattle Chamber of Com merce the other evening. The Admiral in a speech praised the work begun by ex-Secretary of the J"avy Whitney and continued by Secretary Tracy. The bail of Frank Larue, who was boxing with McBride at the Golden Gate Athletic Club, San Francisco, when McBride died, has been reduced from $10,000 to $5,000. The bond was origi nally $2-3.000. Larue was tried last week, nd the jury did not agree. Baggagemen employed on the South ern Pacific whose train route ends at Oakland want a rule now in force, re quiring them to accompany all baggage across on the steamer to San Francisco, revoked. The matter will be laid before the officials through the grievance com mittee of trainmen. . A dam will be built across the North Umpqua at Winchester to cost $20,000. The river will furnish power to drive the , eprnaies ana other machinery of the big woolen tactory and other manuiactones about to be erected there. This manu facturing plant will furnish employment for hundreds of hands, and will" be a grand affair. Fifteen Chinamen, who were refused landing at San Francisco, have arrived at Ottawa. They eay thev win work their way across the Sound into Wash ington and then go south to San Fran cisco, their original destination. The last month a large number of Chinese have arrived at Victoria, from whence they lay plans for smuggling themselves into the United States. The Exchange National bank of Spo kane Falls has been swindled out of $2, 475 by a handsome young woman giving the name of Kosa Ganth. She was iden tified by Mrs. A. C. Edwards, wife of a prominent citizen of Spokane Falls, into whose confidence she had ingratiated herself. The swindle was accomplished bv means of a draft raised from .$25 to $2,500. It is now definitely known that D. C. Jordan, the forger who is wanted in Ar kansas for securing eeveral thousand dol lars on fraudulent drafts, and who was traced to Seattle, has managed to make good his escape. The Arkansas author ities are after him, and a detective is on his way to Seattle in search of the fugi tive. Jordan learned of this evidently, for he has again mysteriously disap peared. The Puget Sound and Alaska Steam ship Company's new steamer City of Se attle, which was to have left Philadelphia for Tacoma early in August, has not yet started. Captain D. B. Johnson, the general manager of the company, who is now in Philadelphia, will not let the contract for the new steamer City of Ta coma until the City of Seattle is thor oughly tested and her sea -going qualities fully ascertained. If ehe proves all right, the "contract for the City of Tacoma will be let to the same company. From statistics gathered by the Board of Trade it is learned that Aberdeen has shipped lumber as foUows since April last : A. J. West & Co., 3,152,000 feet ; the Weatherwax Lumber Company, 4,125,000 feet;. Wilson Bros., 4,010,000, making a total of 11,277,0J0 feet of lum ber in five months. The local trade has used about 2,5 R),000 feet in the same time. The Oosmopolis mill has also shipped considerable, and the Hoquiam mill has shipped some 3,000,000. The vessels carrying this lumber have all crossed the Gray's Harbor bar, but not an accident has occurred. . Improvements, especially of railroad construction, in Colorado are greatly re tarded through the inability of the com panies to secure labor. The Denver and Rio Grande are the greatest sufferers. -They have at present under construction the " Grand Junction branch, 65 miles long ; the Rio Grande Southern, 185 miles ; the Viliagecove branch, 60 miles ; the great tunnel through the Tennessee pass, besides a very great amount of broad-gauging, all of which is almost at a standstill on this account. The officials of the road say they can give employ ment to 5,000 to 8,000 men on these new works at $2 per day, and the work is so located as to admit of working all win ter. Several ditch companies and smelter corporations are equally if not greater sufferers. I I I ii THE ROSE AND THE FERN. Lsdy, life's sweetest lesson would'st thou learn. Come thou with me to lore's enchanted bower; High overhead the trellised rosea burn. Beneath thy feet behold the feathery fern A leaf without a flower. What though the rose leaves fallf They still are sweet, And have been lovely In their beauteous prime. n nue tne nare rrona seems ever to repeat, "For us no bud, no blossom, wakes to greet The joyous flowering time!" Heed thou the lesson. Life has leaves to tread And flowers to cherish; summer round them glows; Wait not till autumn's fading robes are shad. But while its petals st ill are burning red Gather life's full blown rose! Oliver Wendell Holmes in Atlantic Cost of Electric Light. From the list of cities in which lights are supplied by private companies we take the following statement of the num ber of lamps and annual charge per lamp. where the lighting continues all night and the lamps are of (nominj) 2,000 candle power: Alliance, O., 8 lights at 144; Chattanooga, Ten .., 80 lights at $121.66; Fail River, 50 lights at $180; Portsmouth, N. H., 60 lights at $100; Petersburg, va., 83 lights at $96; Bin, hamton, 99 lights at $140; Indianapolis, 100 at $30; Atlanta, (is., 100 at $120; Boston, 105 at $180; Milwaukee, 130 at $150; Reading, 156 at $146.75; Dayton, O., $200 at $150; Poughkeepsie, 212 at $123; Harrisbnrg, 270 at $90; Philadel phia, 800 at $177; New Orleans, 11.010 at $130; New York city, 1,357 at $90. In some of these cities the contract has been made with two or three different companies, but in no such case is there any difference in the charge in other words, competition does not give lower rates. Liet us now give the figures ob tained from those cities which own their own electric lighting plants. Hunting don has 50 lights, $48.64; Decatur, El., 53 at $60; Dunkirk, N. ., 53 at $36.50; Madison, Ind., 85 at $48; Lewiston, Me., 96 at $42; Hannibal, Mo., 96 at $32; Chi cago, 292 at $65. .Taking an average of the whole of the two tables, from which we have only quoted a portion, we find that the average price paid to private companies is $105.13, and that the same article furnished by the city itself costs $o2.13 1-2 per light per year. Engineer ing and Building Record. Praise of the French Peasant. The common notion of the French peasant as a narrow minded, penurious and not too moral person receives no support from Mr. Frederic Harrison, whose personal study of French rural life has nevertheless been very consider able. The indomitable endurance of the French race has, he reminds us, enabled France to surmount crushing disasters, losses and disappointments under which another race would have sunk. She bears with ease a national debt, the an nual charge of which is more than dou ble that of wealthy England, and a taxa tion nearly double that of England,' with almost the same population a permanent taxation that exceeds 100 franca per head, and is greater than has ever before been borne by any other people. She lost over one war a sum not much short of the whole national debt of England, and she has written off without a mur mur a loss of 48,000,000, thrown into the Panama canal. If France is thus strong, the backbone of her strength is, in Mr. Harrison's opinion, found in the marvelous industry and thrift of her peasantry. London News. A Canning Dog. A good dog story is always appreciated, because canine sagacity seems inexhaust ible in its resources. A Glasgow gentle man owned a very intelligent Newfound land dog, who accompanied his master wherever he went, and was his insepar able companion in his visits and to church. One evening the gentleman went to visit a neighbor. The dog at tended him. It was quite late when the gentleman started for home and, to his surprise, the dog could not be found. After the family had retired there was a great noise in the kitchen. It was supposed that burglars were robbing the house. Soon there was a crash and a smash like the breaking of a window, and then all was stilL The morning revealed the mystery. The dog had fallen asleep under the table. He had 'realized that his master had gone home, and the noise heard was the attempt of the dog to make his escape. As there was no other way to get out the sagacious animal went through the window, taking the glass and frame with him. It was a long time before his master visited that house again. When he did, his dog accompanied him, and the ani mal found his way through the open door of the kitchen to his old hiding place under the table. When the mas ter was about to start for home neither his hat nor cane could be found. After a long search the dog was discovered fast asleep under the table; one paw was on his master's hat, the other resting on his stick. How the dog obtained possession of those articles no one could telL He remembered his last visit to the place, and how scurvily he had been treated. The sagacious creature resolved not to be left behind next time. He knew that his master could not go home without the hat and stick, and that he would be awakened when the owner got ready to start. His plans were acutely laid, and if he had been human he could not have done better. Boston Budget. Buildings In Berlin. Speaking of symmetry in the building of cities, the people of Berlin, Germany, are quite logical and successful in their methods. In that city uniformity in building is preserved by a municipal law that dictates the height of edifices ac cording to the width of the street. For instance, "on a street sixty feet wide the law provides, I think, that houses over four stories in height shall not be erected thereon. On streets eighty feet wide the height is six stories, and on other streets in proportion, thus giving tall houses to wide streets and less altitudinous build ings to narrow streets. I may not have mentioned the exact dimensions of streets and houses, but that is the gen eral plan of the system. By this means great and, I think, attractive uniformity is secured. Again in Berlin the people cannot build residences or business houses anywhere they please. 7iie city has been built up solidly and compactly simply because the law compelled buildings to be erected adjoining each other either on the south, north, east or west extensions. A can not build a tall minaret on some isolated lot away from B, but he must, in order, to build at all, secure the land adjoining the last house built, in either direction, and when C comes to build he must fol low suit. These two provisions of the Berlin municipality law tend to make it the most uniform city in the world. IL & Fairchild in St, Paul Pioneer Press. He who thinks to;piease EASTERN. ITEMS. The Tunnel Under the St. Clair River About Completed. An Immigrant on His Arrival at York Confesses to a Murder in Denmark. New Texas will call in her frontier defense bonds. Silver is the most active feature of Wall-street speculation. It is said that Edison has perfected a noiseless electric motor. Cape May proposes henceforth to be a winter as well as a summer resort. It is said that se-eral more Baltimore breweries will be bought up bv English capitalists. The Chicago gas trust is reported to have cleared over $1,000,000 in the last six months. Counterfeit silver dollars hp.ve been discovered in the vaults of the sub-treasury at Philadelphia. Much alarm is felt at the spread of diphtheria in the mining towns of Lu zerne county, Pennsylvania. The Atlanta Constitution thinks that more than two-thirds of the next Geor gia Legislature will be farmers. Chief-Justice Morton of the Massa chusetts Supreme Court has tendered his resignation prompted by failing health. James Gordon Bennett has leased for $50,000 a year a lot at Broadway and Thirty-fifth street for a new Herald of fice. Property along the Hudson river for residential purposes is held at figures to sell higher than have prevailed Sir sev eral years. A large butter and cheese firm at Mon treal lias been Seized for importing the best American butter and entering it a an inferior article. The New York health aifthori that there is a slight return of la grippe in that city, and it is said Southern vis itors are especially susceptible to it. In 18S0 th?re were nintfon thirty-eieht S.ates each with ft twnn la. tion of less than a million. There are now only Seventeen out of forty-four. Under the new law men vhn h-a on- listed in the regular army of the United States and served one vear mnv obtain their discharge by the payment "of $120. Miss Francis E. Willard savs there ia a movement on foot looking to a union for work of the omen's Christian Tem perance Union and the Salvation Army. White cava are threatening the "etar. out-lates" at Arlington. N. .1" dign punishment. Some have already been pelted with rocks while returning home late. The latest site offered to the Wr.rl.Pa Fair directory is in the northern rmrt of the city, and borders on Lake Michigan It is five and a half miles from the cen ter of the citv. An oil well has been onened nt Finrl- lay, O., which flowed over l.nm turwU the nrst hour, and in seven hours filled 6,340 barrels. This breaks the record of on wens m Ohio, if not in the world. Hon. Charles Fitzoatrick. who is hoi it to be sworn in as a member of the Que- uec .aoinet, is oeneven to be the first Irish Land leaguer to become a Minis ter of the Crown in the Queen's domin ions. The elevated railways Jn Brook !v n nrp all resisting taxation." Some of their of- ncers say openly that the roads should . i . i . -1 . uui ue iaxei until iney are on a payjng basis; others complain of overassess- ment. fimig oon, the rpmese Consul at New York, eavs he was renuested hr the viniirnc jMiiiistvr m asmngton to no- l. : . xi- i - . . my me pumie tnatt lima hail nntnmo to Corea's plan to negotiate a loan of oou.uw. The partial failure of the North la. kata wheat crop is said to threaten thou sands ot farmers with bankrantrv. Settlers will have to be aided with food during the next twelve months and sup- puCTA nuu iw-tru in Lilt; spring. The man who is believed to be the chief conspirator in the Minneapolis census frauds is in Canada, and he pro poses to resist extradition on the ground u" "is ouense was not a common for gery, but rather a political crime. A convention of Governors of all the cotton States has been called to meet at Atlanta. The convention will consider the matter of direct trade with Liver pool ; also questions relating to weights, freights and the handling of cotton. Alexander Philipsen. who arrived at New York with his wife and two chil dren in the steerage of the Hamburg Hienmsnipormanaie, nas confessed to the murder of the man whose horlv wa discovered in a barrel of lime that was brought to this country on a steamship from Denmark and seized for duties by the customs officials a few months ago. All the brick in New York have been used. Six million bricks are daily used in New York, Brooklyn and Jersey City, and brickmakers along the Hudson and about Philadelphia have cut off the sup ply. The union workmen of the three cities boycotted the Hudson-river man agers, and this is the result. One hun dred thousand men will be compelled to quit work. There are some very much disgusted real-estate investors in Chicago. There are those who bought land near Jackson park at fancy prices, thinking it settled that the World's Fair would be located there. Some of them paid $300 to $400 per front foot for property that five months ago would not have brought one sixth of that, and unless the fair should after all go to Jackson park, not a few of them will be ruined. A scheme is to build a railway east ward from Quebec some eighty miles to St. Charles bay en the Labrador Coast, from which point large steamers are expected to make the voyage to Milford haven, Wales, in three and a half days, is pro jected in Canada. By this route it is expected that passengers and perishable freight can be carried from Chicago to London inside of seven days. The pro visional directory is composed of wealthy men. The workmen engaged upn the two ends of the St. Clair-river tunnel be tween Port Huron and Sarnia, Ontario, shook hands with each other on August 24 under the St. Clair river, and made the great subterranean highway echo with their cheers. This marks the com pletion of the greatest river tunnel in the world and probably the greatest piece of f engineering in this country. It is eleven feet longer than the Brooklyn bridge. the world is dullest of his kind; Queer Boston Husbands. During; a visit to one of the suburbs of Boston a few facts came to my no tice which I thought might strike some of your readers as rather odd. Surely woman's rights prevail hero to a great extent, at least in one direc tion that is, as regards the weekly washing. I called on a lady one after noon and she complained of beinir "sotired." Her husbaud, she said, had had the grip and had done the wash ing the night before, but he really was too ill to hang out the clothes, and she had done it that morning, and was to tally used up. I was so surprised that I suppose I must have shown my feel ings. I finally said it was the first time 1 Lad heard of the men doing such things; that is, American men. But she informed me that a great number of men in the place did the washing, and other work, too, whiah I had al ways considered belonged to woman's domain. This is how it was managed: The husband did the washing in the evening, and if the weather was at all duoious in the morning would goto work as usual. But if, iu the course of the morning, it should clear off he would ask for a little time off, and rush home and hang out the clothes. And no one seemed to think it either funny or odd. The wife can outwalk any woman I know; and was always ready for a day's shopping ia Boston, which is so wearing to most ladies. "But then," she said, "Fred was sure to get home by a little after 5 and have a nice hot cup of coffee ready, and an oyster stew, or something else nice and warm, knowing I would come home cold and hungry." And that man was not considered a first class fool, either, strange as it may seem. I thought the twenty-sixth verse of the fourth chapter of Esdras very appro priate to him. I am not interested in any laundry, but will mention that it only costs thirty-six cents per dozen here to have clothes done up very nicely. One lady informed me that her sister said it was such a trial to her to go over the clothes, and if they were not clean throw them back in the tub for her husband to rub again. I don't think I could ever get upa parti cle oi respect tor a man like that These are not the only cases in this place that I know of, as one lady in formed me that not only her husband did the washing on their street, but there was only one man who did not Cor. Hartford Times. The Imprisoned Duck. A young duck, by some accident, had its leg broken, and the wounded limb having been put in splints, the duck was placed under a small crate, or railed coop, to prevent it, for a time, from runniug about. The poor prisoner looked very forlorn in this cage, and was evidently an object of pity to its brothers and sisters around. They tried to release their companion by forcing their necks under the crate and so lift it, but the effort was beyond their strength. On ascertain ing this, they held a consultation and then they marched away in a body. Presently they reappeared with all the ducks belonging to the farm yard, amounting to about forty. After a great deal of quacking they surrounded the crate, and every neck was inserted under the lowest rail; they then made a united effort to raise the crate, but alas I iu vain; their strength was not sufficient An other consultation wa now held, and, after another storm of quacking, the whole of them came to one side of the crate; as many as possibly could now thrust their necks beneath the rail, the rest pushing them forward from be hind. This time they succeeded ; the crate was raised, their imprisoned j I-, . . menu was iiDerateu, ana noisy were the greetings she received as she limped, once more free, into their midst New York Mail aud Express. Wonderful Mechanism. Aiie xxi uk oi n,ngianas uoors are now so finely balanced that a clerk, by pressing a knob under his desk, can close the outer doors instantly, and they can not be opened again except bv special process. This is done to prevent the daring and ingenious unemployed of the great metropolis from robbing this famous institution. The bullion departments of this aud other great English banking establishments are nightly submerged in several feet of water by the action of machinery. In some of the London banks the bullion departments are connected with the managers' sleeping rooms, and an en trance cannot be effected without set ting off an alarm near that person's head. If a dishonest official, during either day or night, should take even as much as one from a pile of a thou sand sovereigns the whole pile would instantly sink and a pool of water take its place, beside letting every person in the establishment kuow of the theft St Louis Republic, An Extraordinary Beard. Philip Hensen, a planter, residing near Corinth, Miss., is believed to be the possessor of the longest beard in the world. He is a man of unusual stature, standing nearly 6J feet in his his stockings; this notwithstanding, his beard reaches the ground when he is standing erect A German residing in Chicago a few years ago boasted of his CO inches of beard, but Hensen goes him several better, having many threads in his beard which measure over "70 inches. This .remarkable CQwtli is but fourteen years old. Nothing to Steal. New Father-in-law Well, sir, the cere mony is over, and now that you are the husband of my daughter I want to give you a little advice. What would you do if you should wake up some night and find burglars in the house? Groom I should teU them that my father-in-law forgot to give my wife a wedding dowry, and they'd go away. Hew York Weekly. Should Say So. Miss Minnie Was the play pathetic? Mr. Banklurk I should say bo. Why. even the seats were in tiers. Harper' for let him face which way he FOREIGN NEWS. Prince Bismarck Muzzles the Ger man Press by a Threat. The Provincial Treasurer of Soochow, China, Becomes a Great Moral Reformer of the Drama. The Russian import duty on sugar has been increased. The British have assumed possesion of the Shire highlands. Several steamers have taken military supplies up the Danube to Servia. FKeral earthquake shocks have re cently been felt in the Danube valley. A New York dentist has the pleasure of operating upon the Czar of Russia. Prince Bismarck is clomelv watched, so that he is unable to talk with newsp(H-r men. There is said'tobe an alarming increase in the death rate at Naples the "last few months. Englishmen rejoice that the proposed restoration of Westminster has been postponed. Experiments with steam have recentv been made nt life-boats Liverpool and Havre. Fires have swept the Soukiras forest in Algiers. Two villages were destroyed by the conflagration. Surgeons in the French armv hv a re cent military order have been 'forbidden to practice hypnotism. Armv men. who profess tn Vnnvr all about it, assert that the much-ta!ked-of smokeless powder is not a success. Of late there has been an inrr-MM tf the bitter feeling in Paris toward Ger mans, especially in public places. And now comes news of a tihosnhntn trust headed bv the Duke of West min ster and others of the English nobiiitv. Resident Hebrews in I.nnl build in that city the largest and finest synagogue in the world, to cost 10.1 - 000. Great Britain intends to Use II nrt rJ the revenue to be derived from the nun- duty on Epirita to promote technical ed ucation. The returns from the excise revenue in England are this year so good that Mr. Goschen will have a very large sur plus to devote to free education. The Corn Millers' Association of Leeds, England, has advanced the price of flour Is d per sack. This makes an advance of 4s 0d within a month. Herr Krupp, the great gun manufact urer, has a plan for connecting the citv of Vienna with the Danube bv canai. The Austrian government is eonsiderina it. ' , Emperor William is not, it is reported, at all generous in the matter of " vails," as fcnitnities left by roval persojiflees are called. The English flunkies at the pal nce are digused with him. Count Villanova, accompanied bv a guide and porters, recently started to make the ascent of Mount Blanc. Noth ing has been heard of the partv since, and it is feared that all have erished. Reports from twenty-five centers of population in County IVineiml I rt. !...) show that the potato "blight is gravest in congested districts like Falcarragh and uwodore, where the crop is a total fail ure. It is stated that the Sultan has agreed in principle to a number of reforms in Armenia involving communal autonomy and the admission of Armenians to a share in the administration of the vil ayets. A dispatch from Rome says that a big Socialistic intricacy has been unearthed in that city. A lanre number of t.ml- shells were found in the houses of work ingmen belonging to secret societies, to be used in case of an outbreak. The French government has accepted the Italian government's proposal f.r a convention to establish an Ifitprnational maritime service on the Red sea. The object is the suppression of cholera. England's adhesion is doubtful. Terrible stories of distress are reported from Tokay, where the fire is not yet en tirely extinguished. Men, women and children are constantly running about the desolated streets wringing their hands and calling on heaven for help. A bombshell was thrown into the of fice of the Chief of Police at Trieste, and exploded, severely wounding the Secre tary. It is supposed to have been the work of Italian Republicans, who advo cate the annexation of Trieste to Italy. Chinese supremacy in the tea trade bids fair to find a rival in a few vears in Asiatic Russia. Already large shipments from the tea plantations in Russian Cen tral Asia are made to England annually, and a considerable proportion of tlie product finds its way to the United States. Prince Bismarck threatened some time ago to publish a list of writers whom he formerly kept in his pay, with the amounts he had given them, etc., and it is to be noted that many German papers that used to have a great deal of fun with the ex-Chancellor have stepped discussing him. A speech by the Burgomaster of Nu remburg at the close of a concert in the choral festival hall at Vienna, proclaim ing union of all German-speaking races in peace or on the battle-field, made the audience so enthusiastic that theAustrian and German conductors embraced and the audience kissed and hugged one an other. The Bismarck monument fund, which is being collected despite the ex-Chancellor's prejudice against monuments of himself, now amounts to some "$135,000. The members of the reading room of the Society of German Students in Prague recently resolved to subscribe $250 to the fund, but were prevented by the Chief of Police, who threatened to dissolve their organization in case the contribu tion should be made. The moral reformer of China is the " Provincial Treasurer of Soochow." He has issued a proclamation commanding managers of theaters in Shamrhni to de sist from the representation of immoral plays. KeBtaurants and other places of public interest must discontinue employ ing female performers. "Immoral plays," the Provincial Treasurer says, " excite the female mind, and sometimes lead women to imitate the wicked ac tions portrayed on the 6tnge." Because theaters have " been established so long that it would be impossible to wean the public mind from them so far as to per mit of abolishing them." all that can be done is to purge them from their " sen sational, degrading and licentious" dramas. will, one-half is yet behind. DOGS AND THEIR TRICKS. Most Any Dog Can B Tanght Soma Trick and He'U Never Forget It. Professor Burton, who has a troupe of clever dogs, is an old circus man. He used to be tumbler in the ring. There comes a day in the life of every circus tumbler when he must quit the business and go into something else. Burton went to training dogs. He has been with several companies, but is now on his own hook. He had a val uable troupe of dogs once in New York, but somebody poisoned them. The professor's present family of dogs consists of Italian greyhounds, German poodles, a Russian poodle, a Russian spaniel, a liver-and-whita spaniel, a spite, a black dog that does the somerset act, .and several others. "There is no dog," said the profes sor, "which cau't be taught a trick of some sort Of course there are some dogs that learn quicker than others, and more tricks. I am always aked how I teach dogs these tricks. Well, there is no trick about it that I ever knew. It takes patience and judg ment and kindness. I seldom use the whip, and never in giving instructions. In fact, I have to be very cautious. The other day two of my'family got into a squabble. I separated them, but with trouble. In doing so I had to cut one of them with the whip. That fellow is heartbroken. He has had the sulks ever since. He won't eat and he won't act I've got to send him away for a few days. "A dog should be at least a year old before training. I select different breeds for different acts. The grey hound is a natural leaner. The spaniel is a trickster. The spitz is the clown. The black dog the black-aod tan one is the acrobat "Under ordinary circumstances the average dog will learn his trick in five weeks. Then the test comes when be goes on the stage the first time. Talk about people having stage fright! Tve known dogs when brought on the stage for the first time make a break and run away and tremble like a frightened child. When they get used to it, though, they like the stage, and the more applause they get the better they act You may think that is stretching it, but it is a fact that trick dogs do better if they are applauded, and thi3 is especially true if the ap plause comes from children. "These trick dogs know their places on the stage and take their cue from my looks. They are as eager for the show to begin as children are eager for play. This, I think, is instinct, for anybody could go on the stage with them if he knew the words to speak and the motions to make, and the dogs would go through the same pro gramme they go through with me. "I keep them in cages after the show. Every morning at 9:30 I take them out for exercise. They are fed twice a day in the morning and after the show at night This troupe con- ! sumes about fifteen loaves of bread and j a large size market basket of cooked meat every day. "They never forget a trick. I laid ! off some mouths ago and sent the dogs to the country. I had a vacation of i several weeks me and the dos. i t tl When I returned to the stasre with lem they went through every part without a break. There is good feel ing between the members of the pres ent family. They are healthy and full of fun. There isn't a cynic in the lot " Ch icagoTribune. The Crass for Odd Leather. An extensive leather dealer of Lon don, traveling in this country, says that never before was there such a craze in London for queer leather as at the present time. He adds: "All kinds of skins, from elephant's to frog' s, are pressed into service to meet the demands of the fashionable. Some of our shops are stocked with a supply of fancy articles that are made from the skins of all sorts of beasts, reptiles and fishes. These queer objects are displayed in the windows, where their appearance attracts wondering crowds. Made up into various articles are yel low pelican skins, lion and panther skins, buffalo skins, fish skins, monkey skins, snake skins, and the coverings of almost every living thing known. They are tanned and sometimes color ed with blue, gray or red. I think it looks hideous to see a pretty English girl walking along the street swinging a portemonnaie made of the scaly hide of a boa constrictor. But it's fash ion's order, you know." Exchange. - Preferred His Own Importation. Col. Reynolds was wounded, His thigh was shattered by a ball, and af ter a grave and protracted consulta tion the surgeons informed the brave Irishman that his leg must be ampu tated in order to save his life. He was true grit to the backbone, and protest ed agaiust this strongly. "Can't you cure the leg!" he pleaded. The sur geons shook their heads, and one of them informed him that it would not be so bad after all, as he could wear a cork leg. "It's a Cork leg I have now," he replied, with a grim smile, "and I think a great deal of it because I imported it myself I imported it from Ireland." Chicago Herald. Once in While. When a judge tells a prisoner that he has been tried by a jury of his peers, he may be correct," but the chances are, with the jury system run the way it is, that the average prisoner has more sense and intelligence than the average man sitting on hi3 case, lie has got to be a mighty poor man who is the pee of a juror. Dotroit Free Press. Advloa to a Schoolboy.. There is no use going to school, my boy, with the idea that you are going to excel because you are your father's on ; for every other boy is hi3 father's son, and all do not excel who go to school. West Shore. . t Why He Felt So. "I am very much put out about this matter," said my young friend who bad just been shown the door by the father of a pretty young maiden. West Shore, BANCHLNG OUT WEST. PUPILS ON THE FARM WHO PAY FOR THE PRIVILEGE OF WORKING. Younger Sons of English Gentlemen Who Come to America to Leans Bow to Drive a Plow and a Bargain Winding Vf as Hotel Dishwashers. In some of the northwestern cities like St Paul, Minneapolis and Winnipeg, it is an every day sight to see a vourur Brit- ' isher land from the train, with one eye glass screwed into his face (in order that he may not see more than he can com prehend, some one has been unkind , enough to say), a corduroy suit of blouse ; and knickerbockers, bright yellow leath- er gaiters buttoned np to the knee, a j fore and aft cap, two guns, that he may ; shoot all the buffalo he expects to find ' just outside the town, a dog and about j 600 pounds of baggage. He has come to j learn farming. He is a gentleman's son, accustomed to comparative luxury and ease ail his life. Arrangements have been made for him by some English firm, of who" a there are a good many in this business, to do "chores'" for his board, and to pay 100 down to "learn farming" that is, to master the mysteries of harnessing a horse, to milk a cow, to drive a solky plow, to drive a seeder, to drive a mow er, to drive a harvester and, possibly, to drive a bargain. As soon as he has mas tered the last accomplishment, he gen erally sees that he has been duped, leaves his teacher and strikes out for himaelf THEY WIST TO GO HOME. The coarse food of the farmer's table and the rough society of his hired help, who get good wages, while he gets noth ing, generally disgust him, however, long before he reaches the stage of edu cation last mentioned, and the young man starts for the nearest town, hoping to find more congenial employment He goes to the hotel, and by the time he has discovered that there is no demand for any class of unskilled labor, save on the farm, he is in debt to the landlord, and in a great many cases brings np in the hotel kitchen as a waiter or dishwasher, or even a stable boy. One of the peculiar things about this class of young fellows is the longing all of them have to go home again and their evident inability to gratify that wish, although most of them receive sums of money from their friends in the old country at regular intervals. The fact seems to be that they are not wanted at home. Their parents seem glad, or at least willing, to have their boys undergo considerable hardship, with dangers to morals and health, rather than to have them meet the inevitable evils of idle ness in England. For the prejudice against any form cf trade or business, outside the professions, is strong there yet, and many an English gentleman would rather have his boy washing dishes in America than standing behind a counter in England. Of course it is not heralded from the housetops that dear Reginald is washing dishes in America; oh, no, he is "ranching it ia the west" "I remember the case of two young lads," said a Dakota lawyer, "fresh from a famous boys college in" England. What EtrucK me particularly when hrst I saw them was their cheerfulness and their boots. "Their boots were amazing. The boys were short for their ages, 15 and 18, but the boots would have reached half way above the knees of the tallest man in the settlement, and were big in the feet in proportion. Walking was difficult in them. The boys almost seemed to take one step up into the toes first, and then pull the rest of the boots along after them at the second stride. In answer to questions about the reason for such roominess, they replied that they had been led to believe that the cold was so intense in the northwest that it was cus tomary for people to wear all the socks they had at the same time. " 'Boots' we christened the boys, indis criminately. "Then they produced their shoes from their trunks. Splendid shoes they were, but the heels were shod with great plates of iron, and the soles were full of brass pegs with protruding heads as big as peas. The shoes must have weighed five pounds each. 'Extra hob nailed,' the lads called them, and useful they would be no doubt on the stony, flinty English roads and fields, but on the soft loamy prairie lands of the west, where you could not find one stone to throw at a bird in a ten acre lot, they were about as retarding to lo comotion as the suction boots of those artists' who walk on the ceiling. "Well, they went out to the 'teacher who had secured them and I lost sight of them for a while. One day I came across such a thin, sorry, disgusted little chap, sitting on the back steps of a hotel, that I barely recognized him as one of the rosy, smiling boys I had laughed at a few months before. " 'What's the matter,, old man? I said, what are you doing here? " 'Making the beds and washing the dishes,' he replied, sorrowfully. Tm "boots" now with a vengeance, he add ed, with a flickering smile. ' 'Didn't they treat you well? I asked. " Oh; they did all they agreed to do," he answered ; "'but it was noS what we expected, you know. I wish I had my hundred pounds back. " 'Where's your brother, and what's helloing? " 'Cooking for a lot of English fellows that have a camp out at the Forks.' " 'Has he, too, thrown over his teacher ad hv-. "comfortable home, with plain but sulstantial fare," as the circular laid?' 1 asked. - 'Yes,' said the lad, 'I think he'd like to go back, though, but the farmer will not have him. We broke the contract tynd left him, and I suppose he can refuse to renew it He has our money safe, do you see? "1 saw, but what could I do?" New York Tribune. "That Jimson is unbearable." "There's something good about him. "What, pray?" "He reads my jokes. Yank Blada, A lavruian Compliment. A crooked compliment was paid a German yonns lady, whd said: "Now, Herr Lieutenant, if you don't at once cease your flatteries I shall have to hold both my ears shut" "My adorable Fraulein." Amswered the officer, "your pretty litt hands are far too mall for that" Chambers Journal. An Important Change. The ancient Romans nsed tn nvlinn mt tK table while participatingr at a banquet. Cus toms cave ciianffeo. The modern Roman, as well m.i the American, doesn't recline until after the bonouet and then it k nnl i at, the table. Norristown Herald, WA3 IT A BIT OF ROMANCE? A Meeting tn an Elevated Car Arouse Man lie Would Like to Know Slore. "I plead guilty to a good daal of cu riosity," said an old man with a rather florid face, kindly, twinkling eyes, and friendly, good natured lines around the mouth. "I would give a good deal to know all the circumstan ces of an unusual meeting which I saw the other day. I wa3 in an ele vated train, and on the eross seat op posite me sat a little woman who must have been about 40 years old. She was still very pretty, although her blue eyes were a little faded. She was the kind of a woman who, when a girl, must have been plump, but who Lai not grown stout with years. Her complexion was as clear and soft as a girl's, and the curves of her lips were yery gently fashioned. I was study ing over the top of my paper the graceful lines of her slender hands when a man seated himself by my side. 1 saw two spots of color sudden ly appear in her cheeks, and then she quickly turned her head and looked steadily out of the window. "I could not resist the temptation to take a good look at my near neighbor. He was tall and dark, and iu his black hair was a fine sprinkling of gray. His face was smooth shaven, save for a mustache, which, like his hair, waj grizzled. Fine lines were traced be neath his eyes, and the eyes had rather a far away expression, as if they were searching for something which had been lost : Apparently he saw nothing around him. " "Finally his dark eye rested on the little woman before him, and he look ed hurriedly around as if he intended to leave his seat The bine eyes across the way were still looking out of the window, and the pink spot had not yet faded from the one cheek which was turned toward me. The man moved uneasily in his seat" "And then, one of the story teller's bearers broke in, "two lovers met af ter Jong years, etc" . "No," said the story teller, "I have not said so." They were divorced and this was their first meeting in a long time, ventured another with - laugh. "Bosh P said the narrator, with an. impatient wave of bis hand. "Sister and brother parted in earl v. youth by a cruel fate," cried a third, determining not to be outdone in sug gestions. "Wrong again, so far as I know," declared the first speaker. "Well, the story, then," in chorus. "Good. ' She shot a glance at my neighbor and their eyes met He leaned forward and took her hand, while her face blushed like a school girl's. He moved over and took a seat next to her. 'Fifteen years, Mamie, I heard him say, and then she blushed again. "My station was at Fifty-ninth street, but 1 rode past two more st tions just to watch them.- What was the romance! TU give a dinner to th man who satisfies mv curiosity " . rf - "Love match broken off by a quar rel," insisted interpreter No. 1. "The fifteen years spoils my divorce theory," said No. 2, in disappointed tones. "Sister and brother," repeated No. S, with deep conviction. "I wish I knew r said the inquisi tive man, plaintively. New York Tri bune, When Tom Borrow a Bosk. Remember that there are few things one is so loth to loan as books if we except money. It is curious, too, that a book, like an umbrella, is common iy reckoned public property. Few peo ple trouble themselves to return it Considering the vast cost of even an unpretending library, this is very ex asperating to the eager book hunter, who makes many annual sacrifices that he may add a few choice volumes to his meager store, He may defend himself, however, if he will. He may politely decline to lend his treasures. When you have borrowed a book yon have no possible excuse for loaning if on your own re sponsibility. To do so is to violate every law of good faith, and to incur either the open or tacit displeasure of the friend who obliged you. Chicago Saturday Herald. A Knight of the Garter Pin. James H. Drake possesses an nxdaue scarf pin. It is nothing more or less than a Knisrht of the Garter which there are none in this nrvnnfi-r with this exception, and but thirty-two in all England. The pattern is a garter of bine enamel, on which are the well known words in srilt letterinir. moonted by a cross whose points are set with diamonds. Some years ago Mr. Drake entertained a party of En glish capitalists in the northwest among whom was the Duke of Suther land. When they took their depart ure, greatly pleased with their visit, the uu&e arew me pin rrom nis cravat and placed it in Mr. Drake's. Manv rimoa has he been stopped by Englishmen in uns country who recognized one of the emblems of the order, and who desired to know how it eame into his posses sion. Mr. Drake misrht readily twiw for duke, but he is as proud of hi nationality as he is of the pin and the circumstances of its nresentaiJon. -St Pan! Pioneer Press, Cans of Sea SicJtatesa. The causes and philosophy of sea sickness have always been a great puzzle; but the most generally received theory at present is that the trouble is due to the inequality of pressure in the blood vessels. In a craft tossing on the waves the blood is made to flow first this way and then that, naturally pro- aueing disturbance. As- -lor rei nothing has been discovered that more effective than the traditional piece oi salt porn on tnjf end of a string. - iiew xotk xeie lev Unbeliever. - Van Lyttelbrane (concluding a mon ologue on hypnotism No, Miss Jessie; I make it a rule to believe nothing I eawn't understand. Miss Jessie No wonder you are such dreadful skeptic. Pittsburg Bulletin