He Who thinks to please the world is dullest of his kind; for let him face which way he will, one-half is yet behind. VOL. IV NO. 19. LEBANON, OREGON, FRIDAY, .JULY, 18, 18J)0. 82.00 PER YEAR IN ADVANCE. A CERMAN MARKET-FAIR. Tlie Ancient Teutonic Cnntnm as It Still FtoarlsUrn at Hauover. This week there has been an opjior lunit y to see a market-fair in Hauover, w hich occurs only thrice a year, and hisis but two or three days, says a cor resjiotident of the Hartford VotiranL In fact I am jnst returned from wan dering about town in a drizzling rain, humping umbrellas in the crowd of cha tieriiig Hanoverians, and receiving an occasional curse from some booth owner, because of . the unintentional ..but none the iess wet stream of water irmca my uiiiureiia-up puiRipcu uuw u noon her cakes or caudy. -The stalls and booths for the display of the wares were to be found in various parts of the town, according: to the nature of the sales; thus lire stock was to be had in one section, books in another, "no tions in the third, and so on. To-day I spent my time in the old portion of the city, and here the center of hustle atid interest was the ancient Market e'lurch. From the square upon which this church stands the lines of booths stretched up the streets, radiatingright and left from the Market square. These booths were hastily rigged affairs, built of boards, with their tops covered with canvas against the rain, so that they looked like a row of In dian wigwams. Every conceivable ar ticle, and some Inconceivable, were to be purchased along these rows, behind which stood men and women crying up their wares or doling out small por tions to the peasant buyer. Before 4 o'clock of this rainy after noon the oil lamps were lighted and flared picturesquely in the wind. Through the middle of the streets surged the crowd of buyers, many of theiii country folk, who had come in solely for the fair. They clattered over the cobble-stones in their saliots and beat down prices with high heart and volubility. Above rose the gray old houses and high over all the venerable and massive church, under whose walls for five centuries humanity was bought and sold, lived and died. 'It was" seene for a Dickens and 1 sighed for his insight and his graphic power if 1 1 .: ii-i t it i.ti At some of the booths a foreigner was especially tempted to rid himself of a few pennies or marks. For exam ple, here hung by the score those long, porcelain-bowled pipes which are so typical of this country, aud hard by were all manner of blue earthenware drinking jugs, mugs, and tankards, with bibulous mottoes in German script and metal covers that were a joy to see. In some cases some magic sign like "Aus Italieu" was hung in front of the booth, and there you are sure to lind cheap jewelry. tawdry paintings, or bizarre house ornaments, those be hind the improvised counter being dark, sallow, and melancholy eyed, and wearing large rings in their ears afier the manner of their race. There seemed to be no congruity here in the arrangement of the suc cessive Stands; beside one exclusively devoted to worsteds would be another where the succulent sausage and the malodorous but beloved limburger reigned supreme, and a little farther , on the toys of childhood hobhobbed with a murderous array of knives, big1 aud little, ranging from the tiny nail trimmer to the long, keen blade of the hog-killer. The motley sales and sights ohm made the sceue richer aud a cnar aclerislie picture of foreign street life- 1 am told that the articles to be bought at these fairs, though cheap, are shoddy aud unreliable, aud are avoided by the wily citizens, the chief protit accruing from the open-mouthed country bump kins who judge by outside show and the oily assurances of the proprietors. SUBSTANTIAL HANDSHAKINGS. A Prrarhfrt Prlhlon Play an Enjoy. slle Little Jnkti an Him. It was years since, in the Ozark region, where I was riding a circuit, that I saw a minister enioy a most substantial handshaking, says a writer, in the Globe-Democrat. ' Shaking hands was his peculiarity. He believed in the potency of a cordial grasp to win men to the church, and though successful in winuing souls he was verv unfortunate in the matter of getting dollars. In fact poverty oontinnally stared him iu 1 he face. He owned a little farm and mortgaged it as long-as it would yield a dollar. The mortgages were falling due, but there was no prospect of pay ing them. But it did not lother him a bit. He shook hands more heartily than ever. 'T have unbounded faith in hand shaking to bring everything eut right," he often said, until his penchant came to be the talk of the town. At last came tiie day- when the mortgages must be foreclosed that would deprive him of the little home that sheltered his family. On the eve of that day a knock at the door of his house, which was a little way from town, called him. When he omed the door a whole crowd rushed in, and, without saying a word, com menced shaking hands. He felt some thing cold in the palm of the first mau, and when the band was withdrawn it stuck to his own. "That is the most substantial shake I ever experienced," he said, as he held up a $o gold piece.' But the"next mau stepped up and a silver dollar was left in the preacher's paim. N one would say a wont in explanation, bnt pressed in on him as fast as he could stick the metal and bills into his pockets. The house was not large enough for the visitors, each one of whom deposited from $1 to $ 10 in the outstretched hand. Each left j I he moment his little errand was ac-! complishei, and not a word could be had in explanation, except the last one, j who,, as tie. lumen to go, remai Keu; We wanted to play a little joke on you, atd we hav " The several "jokes "; net ted just $871. His home was sav4d and a neat balance was left lesides.j The minister maintained that he had contracted a habit that night that fori year afterward, when he shook a llii'd, prompted him to look into his o n palm, half expecting to see a piect,of metal there. Aoat the Vikings. Paul du Chillu differs with many leading histta-ians as to the social con dition of to) Vikings, the direct an cestors of tW English speaking pco Tile, whom te beHewes to have been 1 1 1TI .;.i . i .... well eiviuzeo, iie vnsisis tuat --tne people who -ere tlife spread over a great part oi we j&u.ssi overran Germa. wh knew l ia, wno the art of writing, wb f: conquering hosts to SlKru into the M.literranean. to Italy-Sicily, Greece, the jiack Stjilf Palestine. Af rrea, and even .ssed the troad Atlantic tdvArFeriea, vno were U!idispuir-'m:liiter8 ofthe sea ,r more than tweiX'e .ceuturfe. were u,t bar. tarla.isnje i:'1'' . "tthose .'on, r,fiw pnrtuce Z5C SUroes ,?r,G?lh? eivili2atiun i ox tlie North.' - ', - EASTERN NEWS. The First (icnoral Reunion ol federate Veterans. . Cull- DF.ATH OF THK LAST WITNESS OF THE ASSASSINATION OF LINCOLN. Kemttilers Third Sentence A Railway ArriurBt Appointment of Post masters Pensioned. Theie were 1,775 immigrant lauded at the liarge wtliee in New York one day lat week. Original pensions have been granted John llorkneyof San Bernardino and .'-oh it Shelly of Suisuil, Cai. The 1 'resident has approved the act for the relief of ex-Collector Kllis ol California. Mrs. E J I. I'.rownlee has lieen sip yointed i'ostmaster at San lemas, Los Angeles County, Cal., anil 11. ilulstcad at Con-don, Or. . The President has approved the act ex tending the lines ended balance for letter carriers lor extra compensation under the eight-hour law to June o0, LSU ; Of the lot") applicants for admission to j the Military Academy at West Point ! twenty-lour failed to pass the required examination on account of physical de fects. The Senate Committee Affairs ordered a favorable on Military rciiort uihhi the nomination of Lieutenant -Colonel Richard X. Bat cheldcr to le tiuarler of the United States master-! leneral Armv. A Baton Rouge special says : Governor Niehoiis says be wilt not sign the lottery bill, but the necessary two-thirds majnr ity in toth houses will pass the bill over the Governor's veto. Ssecre'arv Blaine and Senor Romero, the Mexican Minister, have entered into an agreement by which American ami -Mexican troops may cross ttie boundary in the pursuit of hostile Indians. Alront 3,0tV' barrels per day of trrude letrolenni are consumed for luel in Chicago. In the use of this oil lor luel about .itRl.tKM tons ol solt coal per anmim are supposed to lie displamd. riven to despair l.v the foreclosure of a mortgage lor i-o. Frank Wirtland and bia wife, of Hobokeii, N. J., commitlei suicide, July ;id, by drowning. The mother bad her child, only five months old. in her arms when she went down. The charges against the Minneapolis census enumerators are to be diopped, the evidem-e against them, in the opin ion of tieorge L. Baxter, special counsel for the Government, not warranting the prosecution. George A. Parkl.urst, the well-known actor, died suddenly at his home in New York City, July 2d. Parkhurstwas the last living member of the company that played in the National Theater at Washington on the night of the assassin ation of President Lincoln. The latest patient at the Hydrophobia Hospital in New York is a man 70 years old, who was bitten bv a dog that has since died. The case seems hopeless and the old man has lieen told that be lias nothing to expect but the most awful death. lie insisted, however, on ling inoculated. - John B. McCarthy, private secretary of Senator .-stanlord, recently called on ; President Harriron and presented him, j on Itehalt ol the Misses Oora and hdiia tiambie, of 1-os Angeles, a handsome ntinting of a sack ot Pomona oranges, l he Fivsident expressed himself as greatly pleased with the work of the ladies. A Missouri Pacific passenger train was i wi-ecked live miles trom Nevada, ,Ma, nine 2Hth, bv the spreading of the rails ' on a sharp curve. Three coaches were! I piecipitated down an embahkmenrTj i Coiniuctor am Jones and a. child of W. t j il . Alai vins, iKitb of Kansas City, were! ! latal'v hurt, l'weutv-seven other people ; were injured moreor less seriouslv, but t is not thought any of them will .lie. Tbhe President lias appointed live miii tiers "of the new General Appraisers' otirt , as follows: George lichenor, District of Columbia ; George H. Hnu p. New York; James A. Jewell, x"ew York; Charles H. Ham, Chicago; J. F'.. Wilkin son Jr., Louisiana. The remaining four meiiiiiers w ill le appointed during this week. M. M. F.slee of Calilorout is prominently mentioned for the place. The White Cap outrages have bioken oui afresh in 11 .mson v ountv, ind. the night of July th a band of nearly thirty Visited the v ountv Pool bouse and took .suiei iiiteiident John II. Deiiixie from his lied a'lid gave him tweiityvfive lashes on his bale liody. Ite was charged w ith maitieating tne inmates. Hickory switches were used in bis castigation and be was very severely handled. His flesh was cut in places and lie was lelt oruised, bleeding and almost insensible . The Yuma Sentinel savs : The Indians this vear have reaped a heavv harvest of w heat and corn Irom the moist latidH ad - jacent to the "liottoiiis, ' which were overflowed up to a few days ago. The "children ot the forest" have learned that they can get three crops in one year by moving to ditlereiit parts of the allu- vial lands at the projier time. A mini- her ot the Yumas have graiie vines and pomegranates planted near the river, ut aliove overflow, and they are doing nicely and will tie in lull liearing -next ; reason The first general reunion of Confeder ate veterans commenced in Chattanooga, Tenii .July 3d, lasting three days, the city was brilliantly decorated' wi b blue and gray bunting, the stars and strix8 and large pictures of prominent generals and other leading characters on both sides in the late war. Several thousand people attended fiom the various South ern States, among them General Kirby Smith, General John H. Gordon and others. Addresses of welcome and re sponses were made. In the grand mili tary parade, iiay morning, there were lO.UOO old soldiers and militia trom all parts of t he South. General Got don, iieneral Commander, reviewed the troops anil delivered an address from the saddle. F'or the third time the sentence of death has been passed on WMiiain j Kemmler, the murderer, whose case has become famous through the long light in the courts agrmst the electrical execu tion law. Kemmler was brought from Auburn to the t otirt, of Oyer and Ter miner, July 3d, and Judge Child or dered bis previous sentence to lie carried into effect at Auburn Prison, N. Y., dur ing the first week in August. Kemmler, while talking with McNaughtou and Veling, grew quite nervou3, and w hen writing bis name on a card his band trembled very much. To .Mr. Veling he remarked: " Well, 1 gness this cuds it. I'm perfectly satisfied." BILL NYE'S IMPRESSIONS OF EUROPE. llatiit-l'lrkrd hI Win-ranted to Keep la Any Clltuttto. 'Yes." he said, T have been abroad this season. I am not alisolutely cer tain that 1 was not more or less abroad just now. You called to obtain speci mens of my foreign impressions, of course. If there is one thing more than another t hat 1 particularly pride myself iMin it is my foreign impres sions. I only selected the ehoieest.and have carefully preserved every one of them. Any little runt of an impression that any fellow could pick tip I didn't bother with. Mine are all hand-picked and warranted to keep in any climate. Several of the crowned heads of Europe frankly admitted that they would rath er have me rooting around their throne picking np foreign impressions than any other impecunious tourist that had struck them for the wherewithal to get safely out of their domaius for quite a spell. When I kicked a specimen out i from under the dust of ages they were . universally- satisfied thf.t it. would le ! something that would do them credit. I here is more or less danger in the j " ' "Ul V , . . . plenty in r.urope mat a leuow wno is practically uuacpiainted with the i ireoarrapliv ot tlie country is liable to ! stumiile over one or more or tliem in the dark and break his neck most any mitiute. On several occasions 1 nar rowly escaped getting into serious trouble through stulling a first-class hem-stitched Euroean throne into my trousers pocket uuder the impression that it was a ham sandwich. Several of the German provinces, for instance, were so thickly studded with little hand-painted thrones that I could not avoid the impression that the )e respec tive looked like a buckwheat iield in full bloom. 1 traveled for weeks through Continental Europe without, striking a man whom 1 dared to ad-di-ess by a title less than king or prince. The stamp of nobility was in some cases a tritle sun-cracked, but it was always there. Sometimes this stamp was in the form of a ruffled shirt of a pre-Adamite vintage that cried aloud for the caressing touch of a Chinese lauiidryman, and sometimes in the form of a classic foot encased in a tarnished spur and a sad memory of the past but it was always there. -Bill,' said one of those sad-eyed little German potentates to me one dav j as we sai idly in the sun n a lertvh ! outside of tin concierge I think it was the concierge u ithiu sound of the restless sea; 'lliil, were you ever a King?' "1 was taken by surprise, but as I gazed down at the poor fellow my soul went out in pity, and I determined to give him a civil answer if it look a leg. "I may have been a king for a short time before arriving at ears of dis cretion,' 1 said kindly , but no one ever accused me of it. Iu my country these vouthful indiscretions do not stick to a mau as thev do here in Ger- j many. A man may be a King for a time and then repent his folly, and America is full of hands that will be stretched out to help the poor fellow to reform and rise iu the world.' O! that this were America, he said, with tears in his voice. -BilL may you never know the misery, the heart hungering, of lieiug a German King without a subject. It was uot ever thus, however. I bad a subject once, but he was very sickly, and. a few Years airo, he died, leaving me alone in the world, searched in vain for place. 1 have been Since then I have a man to take his unable to !iud any with two hence ueiirhbonnir K.mr none could be spared. so lotielv so desolate!' O. Bill, 1 am "I w af much affected. "'Ajax,' 1 said Ajax was his family name 'I Agamemnon am sorry for you. But tell me, did you swap vonr throne off for a ever try to clean shirt and a lecent pair of boots? Strike some mau who runs a museum aud Jou may be able to strike a bargain with him. Then you might go off somewhere where you are not known and try to lead a nobler and better "The next moment I was alone with the sound of the restless waves. Ajax had folded his royal rage about and left me to mv fate!" him "Had you any special object in visit- ing Europe?" Mr. Nve was akcd "Several of them,"' was the reply. "I was especially anxious to investi gate the descent of the foreign nobility which has ljecome. so extensively our son-in-law of late. Our sweetest and most decollete girls are going from us so multitudinonsly now aday s that I ar rived at the conclusion that something ought to le done about it. As the ca reer of these titled foreign gentlemen is almost all descent 1 felt that tracinr j it would partake of the nature of a to- boggan slide, and therefore be eay of accomplishment. I w as not nisap j pointed in the result. Out of several ; thousand Dukes, Earls, Barons. Counts, j and other rare exotics. I found pei , haps half a dozen to whom 1 would be willing to marry the dining I room girl who always brings me a last i summer's eirjr for breakfast, tint not j ou whom 1 would oo w illing to lake i mto the bosom of my family and make ! a side-show of. . But this sort of thing i will doubtless go on just for all the world as though I had never been j abroad. A martyr in a good cause is j seldom appreciated until he has been j dead for several centuries. Dttroit Free Press. Laughed. The word "hell" among Germans is not looked upon with a horror that it is among Americans, aud even the most cultured German would uot hesi tate to use it auy more than he would the word "heaven." A young lady who learned the English language iu her home iu the o.d country and can speak il fluently weut to a fashionable party the other day-. A grate tire had been kindled and the room was uncom fortably warm. There was a pause in the conversation, when iu a rather loud tone of voice was heard the re mark iu English, but with a pretty German accent: "It is hot as hell in this room." The electritied guests sat as if stunned for a moment, and then as if by prearranged sigual, all broke out in'a laugh. Up to this date the German girl doesn't know what the laugh was all about. Cleveland Plain hauler. - Insurance Against Burglaries. For two years past there has been an insurance company against burglaries nourishing iu London. According to the new rates you can insure the con tents of your residence, or the damage to it through burglary, or auy special article you desire. Mexico is to have a maguiiieimt con gressional palace, the architect to be Piaceutini, w ho built the Palace of Fine Arts in Rome. SPORTING NOTES. O'Connor A sain Defeated by Kians j bury in Australia. j ANOTHER FATAL ITtilLISTIC ENl'Ot N- TF.R IN IIIII'AIM. Exi'eititig Miiml S, California Proiluiis Alt the Fastest Running and Trot ting Horses Alive. The ladies' Billiard Club of Brooklyn is now in a flourishing condition, ll lias a membership of forty-six. W. W. Kerns and Ed East Portland bicvclists have lieen travelling the Willamette Vallev, putting to flight the natives aud their Iumvch. . , . , . . ... , , AutniHant, rtt .,n.ni in tllb citr. I'eter Jackson is said to bav t won iptite a Bnm on ,iu, r.1(11t . . .5 . -i y iii iaiiiHiniirri iwrncnr horses, thirty-three in mimier, intended for the Bloodgood stock farm of Masa ,ii,,Im,i i cluisetts, has just arrived Irom Liver- I pool. j The fate of Frank I-a Hue, recently i killed in a pugilistic encounter in San j Francisco, overtook a pugilist nn'i ed t Mike Bran nan in t bicago the night ol ! July "d, his antagonist being Ft ante Gar- s rard of Chu-ago. j 1 he second race U'tween it innor, the Canadian oarsman, and stansbmy of New South Wales, l-.ich was rowed owing to a claim by O'Connor that he was fouled by Stansbury in the tirst race, took place June 2!Hh and was won by Stansbury, w ho thus w ins $".t l) 1 and the championship of the world California has only one million out of the sixv-tive millions of iieople in th- I'nited States, but she has the honor o' j having owned ami bred every one of the i fastes-t running and trotting horses alive i in the I nited States to-day, excepting j Maud S.. whose record is certain to lie j lowered this year by Sunol or l'alo Alto. J V. E. l.ce of San Francisco, who left Oakland at V2 o'clock the night of July 1st for the purpose of breaking the I'a citic Coast twelitv-four-honr bicvele record, successfully ended bis journey at S 10:30 the following night, having covered miles with an hour and a hall to j spare against Fred Cook's 2i7. His j routrt v.as from Oakland to Sa,n Aoe, j back to Oakland, to Gslroy via San Jose. to Irving-ton via San Jose, and Iwk U i San Joe. His time-card is verified by! well-known men in the towns passed i through. The wheel used was an ordi- i nary ;i-inch. . . j There will be no more "tin up"' J records. The National Trotting Hors-ej Breedess' Association has taken a hteii in ; I .1... l: .... . .. I . l I.. f'-.. reso...- ihjiii inui iiwm- nnu aie out ir a rai ! against the watch must all enter a "standard stake,. and then trot races, three at a time. The w inner of a beat in 2 :30 is taken to the stable, and the two remaining horses light out another heat and the winner is also retired, an. I the remaining horse goes bis beat alone. ! These rules apply only to horses wbuj have no record, and are made to keep J horses from securing a standard record ! bv performances against the watch. In the now celebrated case of Smith vs. France, partners, involving the management and control of the great Kentucky tiotting stallion, Bed Wilkes, the defendant, V . C. V. France of this county, has riled an amended answer in which lie prays that the partnership lie dissolved and Hed Wilkes lie sold as soon as the season of 1H"K) is completed. Thus this much la wed-about stallion is likely to tie put up at auction. If s i, he will probably bring more than any trot ting stallion of bis age ever brought. At least ten Kentucky breeders want him, and it w ill require-a big sum of money u. take him out of the State. Paddy ltyan was one of ihe champions of Ameiica. 1 1 is reign was very short, John L. Sullivan succeeding him. Kyau won the title by defeating Joe Goss alter a long battle in which eighty-seven rounds were fought. After this victory It van became afflicted with the big-bead. i tie did not losses tht ite-fs-sti v ouli. j fixations to live and reign a champion. and pride was one of the causes ot his downfall It van was, however, a gentle manly, good-natured pugilist, but there was not enough of the brute in hi in for a pugilist. When in front of John L. Sullivan, fighting lor $."i,Uiid. ho quailed, ami was not able to tight haul enough to keep warm. Ned O'Haldwin was, with the excep tion of Charley Freeman, tlie American giant, the tailest pugilist who ever stood in a prize ring to fight, eithrr in F.ngland or this country. He was a clever man with the gloves ami by his prize-ring en i counters proved that be possessed great ! staying iwiwifs. He was not a tre ; mendously hard bitter, as many would 1 supiose, lint more of what was styled "a i pusher.' His fault was his ugly temper, I which be could never contioLand tin- j insults and assaults be made mi jieople in Boston, Philadelphi t and New York were many. He met bis death at the pistol's muzzle -ju-t in time to prevent i his being enrolled as a murderer or con- t victed of manslaughter. j Jake Kilrain, who in IfVT held the i title of cl amphfn of the world, an I who j foughtilem Smith lor 10,!0d, the "Po i lice Gazette" championship llt and the i championship of the world, bad b: ight j prospects of reigi. ing champion. lie was j matched to tight for a fortune, and, if lie I bad won, $20,t00 would have lieen added to his bank account. He demonstrated ! the day he fought Smith that he pos sessed all the necessary qualifications to retain the championship against ali comer. The punishment he delivered to Smith iu F'rauce was severe. Flat tery, however, milled the peacock's plumage. He was defeated by Sullivan, lost the " Police Gazette" licit, was de feated by Jim Corhett, and be has to re climb the ladder liefore he can reach the uppermost rung, and it is very iloulcfnl if he wil1 ever succeed, because he ha ' not got the support in 1S!I0 tnat he had I in 18S!. . Sir. G. A. White in the June Outing tells the story of the Manhattan Athletic Club and its new palace. Speaking of the early si niggle of the club, be point out how atlretism finally came to win public favor: "The public conscience was settling more and more to the con viction that physical exercise, rightly diiected and systematically pursued, was of the greatest importance to health and consequently to mental vigor. Per haps no individual example ot this had ever arrested so much attention as that made manifest by the facts connected with the entry into athletic life of Iiawrence IL Myers, for it was a well known fact that be joined the club in a very bad state of health indeed, quite apparently in the first stages of con sumption solely for the pm pose and in the hope of reielling the insidious at tacks of premature disease, and he suc ceeded, literally as well as figuratively, In outrunning the hand of death." HE WAS WELL TRAINED. Curl Dander W I.a.rlnff I,nw to Ort Thorough Education and lis (Jot It. Well! welir exclaimed Sergeaut Beudall in great surprise, n Carl Dun- j der softly entered the Wood bridge , Street Station Saturday afternoon. T ; thought you had Btarted for Germany: sure. ' ? "Not oxaclly," replied Mr. Dunder, as he blew his uose with great compla cency. But where have you been?" "Sergeant, rhas I some greenhorns?" "Yi ti don't look to be." "If some cow meets me on der street would she take me for hay?" "Hardly." "Ifyouvhas some gonfidence man would you trv to play a game on me?" "I don't think so. But what do you mean bv all this?" f "Sergeant. I used to tie like some : cabbagehead. r-aierypody beat me. F-aferypody laughs at me, und I like fo j go back to Shermany. Ilia vhas all shanged now." "How?" "Vhcll, I keeps quiet for der last six weeks und get jiosted. If somepody can make fun of me now 1 tike to see him do it. I vhas right on to nil der tricks you eafer heard of, umt I can soot a snariier two oiocks away. Ion won't haf to tell me any more to ahump into dot liver. "I'm rejoiced at the news. Now tell me who posted you?" A feller from New York. He takes me in a class all alone for f 15 per w eek. How vhas dot. eh?" And he threw up his right arm and made a hmg jump sidewrty s. knocking a chair over and scaring boy out of a tear's growth. "That's pretty good. AVhat kiud of n twiv..ntf(it tin -olt fvitl il "Dot vhas a nickel-plate movement. to be practiced if a man shumps ottdt j of der alley to hit you mit aand-club. j hen dot club comes down you vas teu j feet away. lOt probably safes HIT life ! j oue tonsand times." ; I "W hat else?" ' t ; i : f .. ,f . t - i ri i , ii nvi viniic nii'tnib i ran : spot him like grease rolling off a log. "How? He carries his left hand in his .. . , i.,i. ,.,, ;., i. . I can pick 'em oudt der street by der dozen." ' "That's a good thing, and you ought j to start a detective bureau. 'Anvthiug j else?'' " ' "I should shmile! Sergeant, if you ; vhas some pickHcket, w here you look j for my money, eii?" ! "In vonr breast pocket." ! "So? Ha! ha! ha! Dot vhas another I trick! I put my handkerchief oop here, nnd if a tief trues to rob me he ets i uottinirs, "in iioiiunn oaies me two .... - lltllll'lll 11M . "Y-e-s, Any thing mrrc!" "Yhel, suppose 1 vhas in Chicago nnd a bunko man likes to make me his victim. If it vhas you. vhat would vou do?" "I don't know." "Ha! ha! ha! It pays me to learn dot. It safes me tousauds of dollars. 1 shnst viuk at him so, und say: 'How vhas coons to-day?" and off he goes. Dot makes him understand I vhas on to iler racket." "I see. What else?" "Suppose you vhas going home at night, uud a rohlier steps out und wants your money or your life? llow would you do?" (jive him my mqnev. of course." "You would." eh? lla! ha! ha! Dot shows who vhas a greenhorns! I shouldn't do dot vhay. I should open my umbrella und hold it before me mid cry 'lire" as hard as 1 could. No rob lier cau fet at vou if yon hold an um brella oudt. 1 know lots of odder ihiugs, tint 1 haf no more time to-day. I come down to gif you some nun iaints. Somepody stole 'Z7i Irom me ial nihl. uud dot feller from New York vhas lost. He goes out to walk around a Icedle by himself, und being a stranger he vhas all mixed oop uud can't find hi way back."' "Ah! Didn't you lose a coat, too?" "Yes. It vhas behind der door, und somepody takes coat uud money loo." "Come this way." He led him into the lock-up. halted him at one of the cells and asked him if he knew the occupant. "Vhy, he rhas my trainerf ex claimed Mr. Dumler. "How he comes iu here? Vhas he some lost shild?" ;lle got your coat and money. We have the coat and most of the cash. How do you tell a thief. Mr. Dunder?" But Mr. Dunder didn't reply. His hair stood up, his eves bulged out aud he walked out uf the station like a man going somewhere iu a nightmare. Dclruit Free Prexs. Can We Change Climate. It has been maintained that the mild weather of this winter t litis far and of the entire period of last winter is ov inti' to a deflection of the "iilf stream. k this is so. why could it not be de flected some more and make New En gland tropical ami raise oranges in Ne"w Hampshire and pineapples iu Maine? We believe that certain auda cious engineers have ottered to do this, provided capital enough is furnished lor the undertaking. ,. To a limited extent, even now, it is an admitted fact that a mau can make his own climate. The meteorological conditions of the West have beeu great ly modilied since it was lirst settled. Perhaps New Euglanders may decide some day that, instead of changing our flannels every winter, it will be cheaper iu the long run to change our climate. OE course it sounds preposterous to advocate the deflection of the gulf stream, but many . preposterous things have happened iu the nineteenth cen tury, and who shall say that any scheme which is proposed for the twentieth century is chimerical? After we have married the Orient and the Occident by a bridge across Behring's Strait, and are able to go to Europe via Silieria hi a Pullman car, we may turn our attention seriously to the gulf stream. Scotchmen in America. The Rev. Malcom MaoGregor.of New York thiuks there never will lie what would technically be called a "Scotch vote" in this country. He says: "Scotchmeu have so thoroughly identified themselves with the various interests of this country that they have never occasioned the slightest sectioual feeling, aud have beeu treated so well iu this country that they have never Lad ground for comnlaint- The Future Maii-of-War. The Italian Admiral Albini thinks that the future man-of-war will have double screws and a helm at each end, so that iu battle it need waste no time in turning around. Its sides will be uuarmored. GENERAL NEWS ! The t zar of Russia's in Siberia. ('old Mines THE WEALTH OF SAN FRANCISCO'S KPISCHP1L CHt Kt II. Englainl'H Strikers Jane Ortberid'p's tiiiluiic Revival of the Old Sport tf FalroHry. The production of Brazilian coffee has been doubled w ithiu the last tea jjcars. John Kisk. of Jenner Township. Somerset county. Pa.. lias a suckliug coit six mouths old which weighs 814 IKIMIld t. 'the English Board of Trade reports 509 strikes during 1888, with 83,000 strikers. The youngest officer In her majesty's service U a second lieutenant of exact ly eighteen. A S'plid with tentacles thirty feet long recently washed ashore on the coast of Mayo. A North Atchison woman poisoned seven skunks in two weeks and atteud- j ed to her domestic duties besides. It is said that Jane Detheridge. of 1 Kingston, Jamaica, has refused thirty j seven offers of marriage. She has $ 1,- UOO.OOO and is an orphan. i There is advertised for sale in Wor cestershire a piece of property on a lease which has 1.711 years yet to run. It was made for 2,01)0 years in 16J0. One Episcopal Church in San Fran- cico is said to have a membership of 7A OtXJ.OOO. and thm missionary fund of the diocese" is in debt nearly jo. . xT -XT - ' the ancient sport of falconry ! country seat in New Jersey, a n pci ion man projx'ses to rcvivo at his and has cuc iu rinvins iu procure Hie uirua "a tra,uer" A tramp confined in the Lancaster (Pa-J jail entertained the attendants "d oticeiuen with tales of adventure "d traveL He had almost walked around the world. The Comte de Paris will spend the remainder of his days in England. The Count had a touch of gout of late. F'or a time he Is more interested in his toes than bis manifestoes. Ben Butterworth, Congressman from r:...: .: k.., .!... ; ' i i...j I VIHVllltl.LI, Ilill UCtrun CU IV SlWiUIJU ; j politics entirely. H has built up a j large taw practice in Washington, and I wilt settle there permanently. j One hundred and sixty-seven bears j have been killed in Maine during the j year. The state has paid out piXi, or $.1 r head bounty. Over 1.000 will be paid as tiounty tor killing crows. Boswell Beardsley of North Lansing, Tompkins county. N. has distribut ed mail to the people of that village for sixty-four years, having held the office of Postmaster uuder uiueteeu success ive Presidents. A monument to Victor Noir, the young man w ho was killed in 1870 by Prince Pierre Bonaparte, has lieen completed by the sculptor Dalou, for a committee, which intends to erect it ia some part of Paris. The Czar of Russia receives from his gold mines in Eastern Siberia about y.CiK) pounds of pure gold every year. As he h.-ts recently C. -eloped a great fondness for the American game of draw poker, it -s about time for him to grul-stake" some prosectors for new placers. John McCloskey. of San Antouio, Texas, has beeu mourned as dead for nine years. The other night a tiearded si ranger appeared at the home of Mrs. McClo-key. She tiecaiiie very iudig uant when he took her iu his arms. It was her husband. He had been in the West and made a great deal of money. Situated on the farm of Scott West, j in the town of Payette, Me., are two : living springs only a few rods apart. ! but on opiostie sloiies of a water-slieil. Rills running in different directions j from these resjieetive springs Iraverse ! each a distance of more ti an than fifty ! miles in-fore they finally reach the same destination. I Princess liristian. the second and j most popular daughter of Queen Vic j tori a. is on the eve of enlireiy losing her sight. She has lieen suffering from ! an affection of the eyes similar to that i which afflicted her greatgrandfather, i King George III. of England, and also her first cousin, the late King of Han- over, both of whom were totally bliud ' during the last forty years oi their i lives. ; There is a curiosity among the Fair ! moot, Morgautowu & Pittsburg Rail- road, about six miles aliove town, j worth noticing, says the Morgantown. ' Pa., Pol. Two sycamore trees, stand ! ing about teu feet apart, are joined to t gel her by a limb fifteen inches in diam I elei', and it's dollars to doughnuts j which tree it started to grow from, j They are the only Siamese tw ius in this vicinity. Joel Barlow, the author and patriot. ! who died in 1812 while on his way to I meet Napoleon in France to get the j hitter's signature for a treaty of co na me ce with this country, is buried in Poland. The Historical Society of i Connecticut, his native State, has de j cided to memorialize Congress . to re i move the remains to Putnam, Conn., j and give them a resting place in the State Park that is now being laid out. ; It is sometimes said that the branches of very old trees are, properly speak ing, roots, and that if planted upside down the trees would flourish, llerr Kny, a German botanist, has recently investigated the matter by planting vines and ivy with both ends in the ground, and subsequently cutting them at the arch. The experiments were fairly successful, though uot in every instance, and Herr Kny intends lo continue them with other plants and trees, such as willows, poplars, aud j roses. j There are many people alive yet j who want something for nothing. About fifty of them live in Sioux City. A man named R. A. Sears, of Minnea polis, sent out offers to give three pieces of elegantly upholstered parlor furniture as an advertisement to all who would send 90 cents to pay box ing. Many sent the money and got three cute little iron toys with plush seats and pretty finish. The recipients were surprised, and vet cannot claim that they were badly swindled, for they got all they paid for. The Comte d'Eu is so unpopular that in a tour through North Brazil he was hissed in the seaports. What most ren- dered him unpopular was his having gone into a speculation which made him a slum landlord. He had some ground near Rio which was likely to sell if held over for a great price. Meanwhile he arranged to build on it quite a town of hovels for the negro wharfingers and other colored work ing folks, who were pushed out into the suburbs by town improvements. Rackrents wers asked, and the Count's agent was a hard man, who took the law of non-paying tenants. A young man In Bowdoinham. Me., recently set a box trap beside a brook for the purpose of catching a mink ho had seen in the ricinity many times. He baited the spindle of the trap with meat. Soon after he had set the trap a heavy rain set in, which caused the brook to rise over the ground where the trap was placed. After the water had subsided somewhat he went to look after the trap and found it was still where he bad set it, but was sprung. Thinking that be had caught th a mink, be carefully peeked in, but instead of a uiiuk he found a trout a'xiut fourteen inches long. A well known Mount Clements. Mich., lady has been laboring under 1 . I. . . ! 1 . - f me impression ior me last nve years that she was a widow. Her husband left her that long ago to take a trip West, ami it was reixrtd that he was frozen to death in Dakota. When the old gentleman returned home recent ly she kuewr better. During his ab sence he has been most of the time in British Columbia, where lie stacked up an iuiMsing pile of the coin of the realm. What explanation he made to his wife for his long silence is not pub lic proN-rty, but it must have been sat isfactory, as she now appears as happy as a gra-mhopH-r daiiciug iu the sua light. Philosophy of the Table. A sick palate is beyond the reach of physic. fjneasy fits the coat the stomach pars for. When dinner and appetite fall out it is time for arbitration. Oue man may be sentimental, another hungry; no mau can be both at the same time. - The first lesson in dyspepsia is a sur prise to him who thinks he knows everything. There is little choice between a din ner with no appetite and an appetite with no dinner. Poverty is an unpleasant dose, but it will lie a sure remedy for many ills of the rich. The devil hath many disgnises. Be ware of him wheu he dons the cook's cap and apron. Mix Tour remembrance ol a good as .Vitk . i;ul.rr..;in,LiA k.n II I Tl 111 . .ilt.ll , liniv, .u.iluv.' .J II V I I 11 and the host. j True charity warms the heart of him j that gives and him that takes; the j olfrer sort is more chilling than cold jSOlip. S The life of the dinner lieth ia delib eration; the death of the diner may i lurk in the lack of it. ! The appetite is a tool of nature's I tempering; if you will listen to her apd j reason, you may learn the best way to j sharpen it. Man praveth for a long life; let htm i study how to use a short one his prayer ! mar Ka .ndufumit .iu.h.'i I 1 1 1 1 , . n .' ., i-i".. 1 .... ii.j v -sy - . w rit. i,, i . ... Table Talk. Tlie Rinl Market at hnctnow. Some birds are used medicinally, anil it is well known what strange ideas native doctors have of the virtnes of bird flesh. Both the flesh and the brains of the common sparrow, espe cially the cock sparrow, are in great repute for certain diseases; so a cage fit I of these familiar chatterers is never missing in the market. Certain species are used in making love potions, and are administered by rejected suitors to the objects of their adoration. On the other hand, the blood or the flesh of an owl is supposed to make a person. insane who drinks or eats it. On this account men who are devoured by jealousy of a rival or hatred of an enemy come furtively to the market. and purchasing an owl, in silence carry it home secretly and prepare a decoction which an accomplice will j put into the food or drink of the object of their malignant designs. the list of uses for bird flesh is not exhausted yet tat ing a crow is sup- poser to prolong life by keeping the nair black and preventing it from Uirn- ing gray, lhe common roller, often called a blnejav, has certain rites per formed over it, and is then set free after oue feather has been plucked from it. This feather is then worn-as amulet. and is supposed to have great potency in averting the evil eve. Another pur pose for which birds are purchased every morning is to be set free again. This is done bv Hindus as a work of merit. and by Mohammedans, after certain rites have been performed, as an atonement in imitation of the Jewish scapegoat. .It is essential that a bird used for this purpose s'tould be strong enongh to fly away, but that does not induce the cruel dealers to feed the birds or to refrain from dislocating their wings or breaking their legs. They put down everything to good or bad luck, and leave the customer to choose a strong bird if he can hud one, aud to go away if he cannot. The merit obtained by setting a bird free is not attributed to the Deity, but is supposed to come iu a large meas ure from the bird itself or from its at tendant spirit, and hence birds of good or bad omen, aud especially kites and crows, are in much demand, and are regularly caught to be sold for this p u r pose. Pioneer. The Widow' Mite Rev. Theodore Pryor, D. D., fur nishes the following: "Fifty years ago John H. Rice, of Richmoud. Va., went North to beg aid for Hampden Sidney College. In Philadelphia a jjoor wash erwoman said to him: '1 aud my child ren live from day i. day Lvra my labor. After hearing vour appeal for the college yesterday I went home and fasted, and now I bring you for the col lege the amount I saved by the fasting. Dr. Rice said that it was the greatest contribution of all the great gifts he raised during that trip." llichtnond Ecligious Herald. , Lie gal Advice. "What are you asking a month for the rent of this room?" asked a young New York lawyer of the proprietor ot" an exceedingly'small room. "Teu dol lars a month, invariably in advance. "Whew! That's steep. You have no ventilation and very little light." That's so. but yon seem to overlook the advantages this room has for a young lawyer." "What are they?" "In the tirst place, you are near "the court-house, aud there are two pawn broker establishments aud several . free lunch stauds within a block aud a half." Texas Hijliiig. COAST iEVS. Port land's Speed A ssnda lion's Meet ins. ran I MATILLA l(i AND YI MA INDIANS ENJOT A TEAR OF PLENTY. Arrest of a Notorious Hoj-se-Tbief Dfroe cratit CIulis'Meet ia TatOHia Corner on Prones. Carjienfers ate working seven wei'k at Tombstone. - days Bricks are fcarce and iu demand all around Puget Sound. Nearly all the rabbits in Sierra Vailev perished last winter, tut the few lef t will soon stock tbe country. I'bil Ask ins of Tonto Ramn in Oil. County, A. T.f has killed over 11:0 li.is and a large number of K ars One man ha shiuted five tons A mo hair from I.iallas, Or., this season, th prices ranging from 20 to 'J.i cents. A nineteen-vear-old son of P. ) Gruell of Juiw-tiuii, Mont., swallowed a silver dollar the other day and has it in his stomach vet. Tlie entire ntriiie t-rort of California has been cornt-reii ,r three Ne rk concerns, lhe price to lie paid is cents it pound in -audi. A 400-foot highway bridtre. the 1 of the kind on the Pacific Coast, is being constructed by the Pacific Bridge Com pany at fcpnngfteld, lane County. Or. - Attorney -General Jones filed an im portant opinion, July 3d, holding that the right of may of trie Northern Pacific Kailroad Company is faxabl h il, St te of Washington. John Delet'm. an Italian. livint at Port fowiisend, was found dead in lied with his throat cut from ear to ear last week. His clerk, who has disam-eaied. is sus pected of the murder. John Driscol! was killed Julv 3d by n cave in the tunnel of the Boston mine, near " GranitevUle. .CaJ. The decea-d was a young man, unmarried, and has relatives living in San Francisco. A large number of fi hermen are en gaged among the San Juan islands catching halibut and cod. Th?v are caught at a depth of alout 250 feet. Fhey are very large and find ready sale at Port Towusend at bom . to 10 cents a pound. James Walsh, a bachelor, who for a number of rears has been living across the Calapoolt from AIBany, die I at the resilience ot ueorge . Cinie. from dropsy, superinduced by the griv" hicb he bad last winter." He was Uji.', in Ireland in iJCtV Thei'matilla Indians have enjoved a rare bonanza in picking the wool "from sheep in .Morrow, Grant and Cinatil'.a counties, that gave up the ghost in the storms of last winter; Thousands of pounds of such coitus fleeces have he pnrchased by wool merchantSJbi.9Sj. son. " "a The Democrats of the State will meet t Tacoma in August to organize the Washington State association of Demo cratic clubs. It is expected that dele gates from every county will attend. A letter has been received by the Secretary from ex -President Cieveland expressing his sympathy with the -movement and his inability to attend. The sale of tlie Seventy-six Land and Water Company to the Alta irrigation district was consummated, Julv 2d, at Dinalia, near Fresno, Cat. The p'k-e paid was $4I0,0irn bonds of the dis- . met, which was recently organized un der the Wright irrigation law. All the water rights beretofore sold by the Seventy-six company are to be paid back in full at t- per acre" " As proof that the camels brought to Arizona a number of years ago are not extinct and are breeding rapidly, the following from the Yuma Sentinel is re produced : A large liand of camels, num bering thirty-five, were seen within a few miles of Harrisburg last week. Jim Dot en caught one with a lariat, and after bringing it into camp was forced to shoot it, as all the horses around tcaiih! badly frightened at the sight of the un gainly I east. The posters and programmes for the fall meeting of the Portland Speed Asso ciation are now out. Ttie aggregate of the purses amounts to $I2,3in rhe la? est sum ever offered in the Northwest. The programme as arranged is the finest ever offered west of St. Paul. Railroad and steamship tickets leading to Port land w ill have a coupon attached for the races, the fare to and return being one and one-fifth of the regular rates. Jose Bravo, leader of a gang of h thieves that, have been operating near Sauta Monica, has been arrested. He w as so surrounded by friends who wonh warn him of the approach of an ofheer that his capture was thought impossible. Constable Benedict disguised himself as a woodchopper and located Bravo. Then he siiped handcuffs oh him while be was in hed asleep, and on awakening him frightened him so that he marches tutu out oi the rough hills and into jail A dispatch from Miles City, Mont., to the Helena Journal thus explains the the reports of a threatened Indian out break: The circumstances in the case are that- three steers came on a run for Seminole, wrho for his own safety shot at one, and the bullet glanced off, striking the Indian, who was sitting on a fence, and killing him. The Indians say it wa-s intentional. A troop of cavalry has bee? ordered out for the summer to camp a the agency merely for a safeguard Seminole is under arrest. i ? Ten mo! e Chinese w ere captured, Jur With, in the neighborhood of the Me can line at Tia Jnana while endeavorir to reach this city from Lower Caiifornr The capture was made by IVputy Co. - lectors .Marsh and Goodrich, and rue landed the contrabands in tlie Co9int Jail. When searched they had bu- ' in the whole ciowd, and one of therm- in a precarious condition from sicknei, supixjseil to have been caused by harm ship and exposure since they left the steamer which landed them on Mexicar. Territory. A communnication the Board ot tteatth, July 3d. trout Constable Wilson of San jMignel Towit ship, San Luis Obispo- County, Cat., stating that a whi'e man supposed to te a leper resmeti mere, ami asking inai-v the health authorities of this city should examine him to determine whether or not it it a case ot" leprosy. Secretaiy Hoessi h has replied that, the law compels all county physicians in the State to make such examinations in their re mi. wit. i.iuintiud ir.l if lumii-uv la A - nm.it c iuuiti ii .nil i ii7 covered the County Supervisors ar. quired to organize a lazaretto lor t -.' . ot lepers under section '-Xi- of V. . - - , .