wnnK..4.iiiii mum, 1 I, Ml v lit ,1 T ,"' EXPRESS r IT TT71 TTh A TA"1 eh i i i mm mm i mm i mm mm imm i '' - . . . . . i. - - ." 1 ' ' ' , "I ' .... .'"Mm "" "' ' ... i - - . . He who thinks to-please the world is dullest of Ms kind; for let him face wMch way he will, one-half is yet behind. I.7r ''.,'. ..' ' ' . t in ii ..I,-- i , i " r'n ii' ' VOL. IV. LEBANON, OREGON, FRIDAY. MARCH 21, 1800. . ,Na 2. l 'mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmUmmmmmUmUmUmmmmWmmmm ' , . I " i BOClffiTY NOTIOBH. LKRAHON MiltflK, HO. , A. V. A A. Mj MM lit llmlr now Imll In Nmnnto W.hA 8iiU.ril ,!,. .... ..r . uh. i..u ';Hf)N w M. LRU ANON I.OWIH, NO. 47, I. . ft. Hat, Hull, Mi.li. utrwt; f lulling '""'""j '"( ""J l"v""' il til tUMUI. ,.......... HONOR UHWIK NO. M, A. O V. W Mwwm, Or....li: M.M v.r llrnl. mill JI.M Tl.iirjlHV ?vp In 0.. n.i.nUi, K. II. UOMOI.K. M. V. . IlELilUIOUH NOTICES. M. K. CIIUUCII, Wnlli.il Hklpwiirtli, mnlor-Hi'rvli'fH iaeh Hun day h( 11 a. m. bimI 7 f. . Hiwdiiy HuJiool Bt 10 A. M. uaeli Hiimlny. I'KKKIIVTKHIAN CIII'llOH. H W. (lllionv, pimti.r-'rvleen caeli Himriiiy at 11 A. M. Hi'tn.liiy Hclinol ID A. M. Hervieeii viwti Htiiiilnv iiIkIii. IHiMHKIII.ANII I'HKHHVTKHIAN i:lll'BH. J 11. Klrki.Htrl.'k, yiwti.r--t4.Tvli!. the 2nd Kll.l 4lll HiIIHIkVH Bl 11 A. M. Htlll 7 v. m. Humlay Hi'llfK.I l-Bllll Miinriiiy nt 10 A. M. DR. C. H.JDUCKETT. DENTIST. Office, between . T. Cotton an Peterson A Wallace. 1,1.11 OV OEEUOK, J. K. WEATHERFOnD, ATTORNEY AT LAW. Oltloe over First National Hunk, AI.IIAW ... - - - BKttO J. M. Keene, D. D. S. Dental Parlors Office: Breyman Bros. Building, HAI.K.M.OHKtiOX. ggf Hours rrom 8 A, M. V 8 P-M- W. R. BILYEU. Attorney at Law, AI.UAWV.OKKUOSI. DR. J. M. TAYLOR, D E IV fx i :"s T , L. H. MONTANYE, ATTORNEY AT LAW AND ' NOTAItY l'UULIC AMIASV,OKF.OSi. Will practice In all Court of the Stale. E. J. M'CAUSTLAND, piittt rxinjurro in SITRVFTflR lraiiKhtliC a Blue r-l"nta. Ofllce with Oregou Und Company, Albany 8ewoian Byntcni ami Watoi Supyilies a spec ialty. Ksmlort HiilKlhlilud. Hup made or SPECIAL NOTICE. Oil. W. C. JN13CJUH, Oraduare of the Koyat ColleRe, of London, EnKlan". also of the Bellevue Medical College. TUtK DOOTOK UAH 8PKNT A MKICTIMK ; X of Hluily ami practiuo, ana iiibkos apuu ially of (digoniu iUhcuhos, removes caniiers, I..,.., .i.l..iHrfiiitntd .lllkmtM nnd wm.H ffUlMiiliiiun wiiii.ij, v w.w - without patn or the knlle. Ho alno iiiHkcs a Hpooiull.y of Ueatnient with rlovtriolty. Mu JimotloMa in lo uernian, r toiioii .' wiku-ii lOHi.itulH. ChIIh int.ii.plly attended day or nlKht. llin motto l. "Rood Will to All." OHion and residence, furry atroet, between Third ami Fourth, Albuny, Oretfon .IKWIi3L.l.V, ItltOH AiWVJIili - 0KKjIOM hMh . J;-WTl t' i&Mi L SPECIAL We have now for Over 100 Lots, which will more than months. We offer t hem from $00 to Hell on the INSTALLMENT PLAN DOWN. l:-'gJV"'lAx.:1. ' MOMTII. We uIho have eouie choice fit)' residences, and improved farms, which we offer at a bargain. We don't ask you to take our word for it, but come and let us show you the property, and be convinced. Now is thk accei'TED time. Call and examine before you are too late. T. C. PEEBLES & CO. TWO BLIND MICE. How They Met Aitr Three Ypara and How Tliejr 1'nrteu. She (Hurpriscdly) Why, rfarry! you dfar old fellow bow do you do. Where hme you been hldinfr all these past years, and why did yon withdraw the lit of your eotintenanee from us? lie (trraclouHly) How glad I am to e you! But bow you have chanjred, Lilly! I scaroely knew you. Can't we find a quiet corner and have a good old chat? She (merrily)- Just the thing! Eeally, I wa druaniing of you last Wednesday night. Letniesee. You were in Egypt no, you were in a coxy beer garden in Germany, smoking your pipe and lis tening to one of thoso delightful bands, J)o tell me where you've been. lie (easily) Well. I've been doing England, you know, purifying my ac cent and learning to eat cold meat breakfasts. But those months will never figure in history. She (archly) Yes, but haven't you lost your heart?- He (lightly) How could I when I left it with yon? Did you have to wrap it in cotton? Why; it's just about three years ago that we sat here and She (nervously) Don't Harry, please don't. , He (solicitously) Why, what's tt matter? She (sedately) Haven't you heard? He (heavily) I've heard a good deal, I confess; but may be I haven't heard what ytu want to confess. She (quietly) Why, I married Mr.' Mountemorris Park! He (gayly) O, Lilly! You naughty, naughty girl. How dare you show your face here to-night. There, there, don't blush. She (fervently) But, I'm nt. The Idea of a mother He (excitedly) What! She (honestly) Do you mean to tell me you haven't heard of our twins? He (dassedly)Twinst She (musingly) They are darling boys, Harry, and as sweet-tempered as angels, and He (hysterically) Ye gods! She (persistently) Yes, both of them. He (laughingly) Well, well! I could not have believed such a thing possible. To think that you, Lilly, only three years ago, on this very spot She (hastily) Not that subject, Harry. Ho (eagerly) Very well. But the scent' of the roses, cLon't you know, will hang round it still. . w She (thoughtfully) Let bygones be by-gones. 'lie (helpfully) So let it be. And the twins? 1 suppose you huvo' christened them Gautama and Buddha, or some thing like that, eh? Buddhism used to be your favorite fad. Is little Gautama pretlispoMod to colic and does Buddha's nose sutler from occult assaults? She (warmly) They are both charm ing, boys, Harry. Doctor Skuleton vows they are the first twins on record who recovered from the measles in a month. He .(kindly) I'm sure they're beau ties, 1)008 Monte bear his sorrows blessings, 1 moan. Doos he er toddle them on his knee, and all that sort of thing? He was deucedly lucky to get a gold dollar for a penny. She (perplexedly) A penny? He (nervously) Pardon my Anglo Saxon. You're the gold dollar, of course. Poor Monte! I remembor distinctly his telling me he intended becoming a monk a sort of sentimental prisoner of Chil lon, you know. But now, I suppose, he stays at home of an evening and reads cookery receipts and "How to Live on BARGAINS. Bale in the town of double in value in $150 a Lot, some of Iors than which we BIX will S500 a Year." She (gravely) Well, he has his clubs still, and he stays down at his office quite late some nights; he has to work very hard now. He (dreamily) Yet, I've met him at the theater several times. But one feels as if one could trust a cat with a pan of milk when one is thoroughly ac quainted with the cat. She (uneasily) Do you know, Harry, sometimes odd moments, you know I think he spends a good many nights' at bis "office. There, just see how he's flirting with that woman ove by the mantel; the one in that absurd gown of lilac silk, I mean.- - -r He (pettishry) Nonsense, Lilly, they're simply chatting. She (curiously) Who is she? I can't for the life of me remember her face. . He (hurriedly) O, some stranger. Rather pretty, I think! Very neat waist and fetching eyes, eh? She (smilingly), You used to prefer blue eyes once, Harry, while hers are brown and small at that. He (hotly) What! you call those eyes small? Why, they're large and poetic and trusting. Did you ever see any thing to beat that hair or those hands? You must admit, Lilly, that she has a very small and pretty hand. Look at that complexion! She (naturally) Ilow enthusiastic we are. Why, Harry! what's the matter? He (moodily) The matter? Well, Lilly, it's rather disagreeable for a fel low to have even his warmest friend descant in that way about the only girl a fellow ever She (breathlessly) Harry! He (dangerously) Well? She (excitedly) O, Harry, your don't mean it! He (feebly) Well, ahem yes. You see, Lilly, she er that is, we er we we were married just seventy-eight davs airo. She (mockingly) O, Harry! Just to think that three years ago we sat here and - He (stubbornly) It was three years and a half. She (cruelly) I say, that you should marrv so soon and forget r- lle (desperately) But it was she who married me! She (tlippnntly) Poor boy,. how you were taken in! He (flushingly) Now listen, Lilly, do. She's the dearest She (bauteringly) 'Lemon or peach?' He (severely) What nonsense! I met her at She (sweetly) And so you were mar ried! lie (severely) Well, now that you know it all, I want you two to be friends. Lillv. Bv the way, that waltz soems familiar. Why, its your old favorite 'La Gitana.' Old times for old friend. Mrs. Park, and. 1 really have this waits. Du WittS terry, in Drake's Maira ; First "Writer "I am seeking for an entirely original idea. I want to write something that no one has ever done be fore." Second Writer "I'll tell you what you can write which will be abso lutely without precedent." First Writer "What is it?" Second Writer-" A fav orable review of your own productions." American. ! . ' At a hotel a short time since a girl inquired of a gontleman at the table if his cup was out. "No," said he, "but my coffee is." The poor girl was con siderably confused, but determined to pay him in his own coin. V hue at din ner the stago drove up, and several com ing in, the gentloman asked, "Doos the stage dine here? "No, sir!" exclaimed the girl, in a sarcastlo tone, "but the passengers do." LEATHER GLOVES. Of What They ar M!-Thiiloal Trm InthaTrftde. There are several terms in the glove trade that may bo worth explaining. The word "kid" really means kid leath er, and there can bo little doubt that the better grades of what purport to be such are made of tho cuticle of the infant goat About twice a year somo nowspa per revives the old yarn that kid gloves are made of rat-skin and tells how the rats are hunted for that purpose In the aewers of Paris. Tho only foundation there is for tho story is that some years ago experiments were tried with rat skins. Tho results were unfavorable, e largest skins being too small forany but a child's glove, and the pelt too ten der to be of any service. . - "Chevrotte, a term used to distin guish some gloves of a dressy character for street wear, is both French and Lng lish, and has several liberal meanings. It is from "cbevre," a goat, and we are justified in expecting a chevrette glove to be of young goat-skin, in distinction from the heavy goat gloves used for rough work. Great progress has been made, however, in tanning sheep and lamb-skins in recent years, and they are now rendered so elegant and so durable as to bo practically indistinguishable from goat leather in looks or wear. Until within a few years "dogskin gloves" were always made of lamb or goat skin, never of tho real canine cuti cle. Lately, however, the difficulties of dressing have been overcome, and now excellent gloves are made of real dog skin, though tho quantity is not very large. Only the finer grades of skin are suited to street wear, tho heavier skins being dressed in oil for hard usage. " . .-..., Gloves called "castor" have had quite a history. The word indicat3 the skin of tho bearer, but the best French cas tor gloves were formerly made of thin deer skin, and were soft, durable and expensive. Latterly shaved lamb or sheep skin was used, and the goods were -unsatisfactory. These were displaced by American castors made , of antelope skins from our Westernplains. They are 3ewed with silk and are handsome and durable. Of late years a new leather has been brought out called Mocha cas tor. It is the skin of the Egyptian sheep, and is very thin,, tough and durable,, and has a rich, velvety appear ance. Colt skin is a new comer for glove pur poses, and is an exceedingly smooth, fine leather, suitable for in or out door wear. Such expressions as "Craven Tan," "Cis-Atlantic," "Gant do Luxe," nd others, are tho trade-marks of par ticular makers, and are indicative of special designs. Men's Outfitter. CURIOUS COMPOSITIONS. 'Ludlvlou Extract from Papers on English HUtory. The following items are from' papers on English history, and should be weighed, considered, chewed and di gested: "Alfred the Great was the first to in troduce time, which he did by means of candles." "Boger Bacon, by means of his custom of writing books, became very poor." "The Pope wished him Roger BaconJ to write, but paper and pencils were so dear that he could not do so till some time after, when he wrote a book called 'Opus Maius.' " "Van Tromp swept the Channel with a brougham at his masthead." "Newton invented the fluxions of light." ''Marlborough is first heard of at the battle of Turenne." "Cranmer was a weak-minded man went to the steak recanting." "Eliot was ono of the best eloquists in England." "The clergy clung to the King be- oause they were afraid of the Lolim-ds, and the King turned merchant . and made vast sams of money." "William I. was very strong and had a savage, countenance and never allowed himself to bo tamperedwith." "The Friars were instituted by religi ous fanatics who did not like monks who only dnflik wine and eat." "Lottery loans were loans borrowed and repaid at very low interest. But some of iho money which was borrowed Government in repaying tt the people who put it were chosen by lot, and had it paid back at a very high interest. '' 'Newton inv.ented the laws of gravita tion and the motions of the planets." All the Yeai' Bound. Tramp (at kitchen door) "That cake smells temptm'," Cook "It's some ihe cookin' school young leddies made twenty things' mixed wid forty things." Tramp "I wish I had some." Cook "Wull, Oi'll give ye a piece if ye'llateit outdoors. ,Oi don't want ye to die in th' house." N. Y. Weekly. A lawyer who was pleading a case noticed that the judge had fallen asleep. "But since there is no one to hear me," he went on, raising his voice. "Pardon," replied the judge, waking up with a start, "it is precisely because I was lis tening to you that 1 fell asleep"- Judge. SCIENCE AND INDUSTRY. N The minoral called turfa, or braao- lina, lately discovered in Bahia, - fur nishes an oil akin to petroleum, para fine suitable for the manufacture of candles, and a good lubricating oil. Science shows that the cranberry contains less than two-tenths of one per cent, of inorganio matter as derived from the soil, all the rest being derived from air and water. i ; To place telephone wires under ground and'malntain the same efficiency as in overhead lines would require an insulation on each wire of over two feet in thickness. Instead of getting fifty pairs of wires into a threo inch pipe, as at present, a tunnel occupying half tho street would be required lor one cablo alone. ' An examination of over nine thou. sand pupils of the schools of New York, Stuttgart, Bordeaux, Munich ana Glas gow has shown that more than twenty- six per cent, have defective hearing, and that thero are twice as many so affected among the backward children as among the forward. The new artificial silk made of cot ton or the sulphited pulp of young wood treated with nitric acid, and then dis solved in a mixture of ether and alcohol, is said to have a density, breaking strength, and elasticity that compares very favorably with natural silk, while surpassing it in luster. Tho manufacture of paper by steam machinery in India is growing yearly in extent and importance. . The materials used are wheat and rice straw, rags, various kinds of grasses, old jute, hemp rope or bagging, wood-pulp and waste paper, and the products consist of brown and white cartridges, writing, blotting,, foolscap and colored coarse papers. The latest improvement in the man ufacture of filaments for incandescent lamps consists in heating them to a high temperature by burning fluid fuel in a suitable furnace, and at the conclusion of the . operation raising the tempera ture to a still higher degree for a short period by the introduction of a blast of oxygen. It is said to have been demonstrated that the cotton stalk, which has hither to been regarded as waste; contains val uable fiber. A lot of the stalks were re cently sent from Arkansas to a factory in New York to be operated on in the same manner as flex and hemp. There were returned about twenty different grades of fibrous material, from coarse strands of the stalk to the glossy fiber as soft as silk. Persons are. now engaged in perfecting a machine that will spin the material. Tho fiber is sufficiently strong to make the best of bagging, as well as cloth as fine as linen. At the last meeting of tho French Academy of Science, M. Paul Gibier gave an account of his rocent researches re garding tho resistance to. the action ol cold on trichinae contained in meats. The substances on which his re searches were carried out were hams salted with a mixture of marine salt and saltpeter. The trachinos which were found in them did not resist the action of a temperature of a few degrees under freezing point, maintained for nearly an hour. The case is different, however, when the meat is not salted, as then a Jomperature of twenty-five degroos be low the freezing point-continued even for two hours, is sufficient to render fresh meats containing trichinae sweet. PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS. ne "I love you more than tongue can tell!" She (thoughtfully) "Sup pose you put it in writing, George." Munsey's Weekly. "What plan," said an actor to an other," shall I adopt to fill the house at my benefit?" "Invite your creditors," was the surly reply, ' ' She (at the piano) "Listen! how do you enjoy this refrain?" He "Very much. The more you refrain the bet ter I like it." Musical Courier. Tippler "Do you know the reason why 1 have never mot with success iu life?" Plain speaker "Yes; there have been too many bars in your way." Boston Gazette. Maud "Isn't it a queer title for a book, mother, 'Not Like Other Girls?" I wonder what she uan be if she is not Jike other girls?" Mother -'I dont know, unless she goes inte the kitchen and helps mother, instead of staying in the drawing-room to read novels." N, Y. Ledger. . ' Bagley "I tell you I feel sorry for .old Mr. Perkins. He's had very bad luck with his boys." Bailey "Two of them are in the State's prison aren't they?" "Yes, and Jim has just been elected to the Legislature." Time. ' Another of those wonderful young women hail from Sumterville, Fla. Last year she made 10 bales of cotton, worked two acres in potatoes, milked three cows, did the churning, did all tho wash ing and ironing, worked the garden, made 115 gallons of sirup, 23 bushels of peas and sold, them for $38. She sold her potatoes for $75, her cotton brought her $451, she made $05 taking in sewing, making in the aggregate $6!il. A1 .