PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS.
Out of trvcry te tatpmenta made
by the average man, ht will finally deny
nine of tlintn. -Atehiaon Globe.
Mrs. Howl Onff "I wish I had roar
riedSum Fun,inUtadof you." Mr. Howl
Onp "I wish you bad. I always did
hate that Sum Fun. Time.
American pM (abroad! "Father, I
have a chance to marry a title." Wise
father "Humph! I think, my dear, U
will be cheaper to buy one," Philadel
phia IUword.
Office lloy "Say, dere" a big feller
down-stairs who wants ter lick yer, and
a sad -eyed little woman with a hg roll
of poetry." Editor "Show up the big
man." Lawrence American.
The Christmas bird is a pooae. That
is why the S14-a-week clerk who buys
his wife a 2(H sealskin sack for Christ
mas is like the Christmas bird. Judge.
"O, you have water on the brain,"
replied an old soaker to a man w ho waa
trying to induce him to aipn the pledge.
"Rotter that than alcohol all over
my system, was the reply. Woolfi
Monthly.
Husband (with a my-mother's-never-did-air)
"Phew! how the chimney
smokes'' Wife (calmly) "Well, that's
a common failing. Itut the chimney has
one advantage over some smokers; it
don't cost it twenty-five eenta every
whiff." Ih-ake's Magazine.
Mrs. Gushington "I am going to
the dressmaker, Tom, and 1 owe her $."0.
Will you he angry with me If 1 ask you
for a little money?" Mr. Gushington
"How could I be angry with you when
you are growing dearer and dearer to
me every day?" Mun-sey's Weekly.
Artist" have brought you one of
my paintings that I think the moat of.
Now don't you think it oturbt to be hung
in the coming exhibition?" Committee
man "Xo, I wouldn't hang It. I am
apposed to capital punishment. Sen
tence it to sulkary confinement."
America.
IfcH-tur "Even if your wife, my
flear sir. dtHe nut seem quite eured of
the malady for which 1 recommended
the baths you must remember that she
bas gained ten pound. You will know
how to value that" "Exactly; pre
cisely; every pound cost me 100."
Fliegende Matter.
Mr Wkkwire "Women do very
well when engHged in the minor mat
ters of life, but when it comes to rising
to great occasions they are sad failures,
Mrs. Wickwire "I think that I have
done about enough rising to ffraie occa
sions myself; and after this, when you
want a fire in the morning, you can get
op and build it"
Jack is a critic Young lady "Are
sailors as superstitious as they used to
be, Mr. Servenmalet? Uo they think
they see supernatural things?" Jack
Servenmalet "Aye, suthin' like that
mum." "Now what did you ever see
that wasn't natural?" "A the-ay-ter
tailor, mum. X. Y. Sun.
"You do not live very far from
here," said Miss Pepperton to a young
man who had let hour after hour pass
without so much as looking at the
clock. "Not very far; but why do you
ask?" "Because you never seem to
have any fear of being late for break
fast "Merchant Traveler.
It it wrong to walk about the room exam-
ining it appointment wnea wailing for
; jour hootesa.
One hour of some days is as good as
a half dozen of others. If we could al
ways have the life of that one, the
earth would become a half heaven, full
of peace, happiness, and even rapture.
United Presbyterian.
Every one must see daily instances
of peoplo who complain from a mere
habit of complaining; and make their
friends uneasy and strangers merry by
murmuring at evils that do not exist
and repining at grievances which they
do not really feet Graves.
The fountain of content must spring
np in the mind; and he who has so little
knowledge of human nature as to seek
happiness by changing any thing but his
own disposition, will waste his life in
fruitless efforts and multiply the griefs
which he purposes to remove. Samuel
Johnson.
When we begin to live out of our
selves, to appreciate interests that we do
not share, and sympathize with joys
and sorrows not our own, to respect
knowledge that we have not gained, and
wisdom from whatever source it comes,
then shall we be released from the
cha'nB which keep us back from seeing
much that is true, and feeling much
that is good, and our lives will be
come full and rich to ourselves and
5eci'j- to others.""
Paint from potatoes is a new wria
kle in the arts and sciences. Kuhiow's
Trade Eeview gives the manner of prep
aration. 15oil a kilo of peeled potatoes
Id water; after niching, dilute with
water and" pSs through a fine sieve.
Add two kilos of Spanish while diluted
with four kilos of water, and the result
will be a color of beautiful milk white.
Different colors can be effected by the
addition of different ochres or minerals.
Apply with a brush; it adheres to plas
ter and wood very well, will not peel,
and hesi of all is cheap.
A great many people seem to be
laboring under the impression that a
trip in the eleetrie cars duWng a storm
accompanied by lightning is exceeding
dangerous. Such, however, is not the
case, for so excellent are the precau
tions taken to insure that the (litharge
is conducted to the ground that, no harm
can result, Ea'.u car is provided with
lightning arresters, which protect the
apparatus from, all damage, and abso
lutely insure the safety of the passen
oriL Electrical Ileview.
PAT AND THE EMPEROB.
RecoUrrtlone afDom FMro'B Vlalt to SI.
Inula la lt?.
The published accounts of the revolu
tion In 15rall, resulting in the over
throw of the Imperial government, the
deposing of the Emperor, Rom Pedro II.,
and the establishing of a republic are
of particular interest in this country,
owing to the fact that the central figure
of the momentous tnovoment, the de
throned monarch, was a visitor to the
United States in 1S78, and has always
been a close student and warm admirer
of the American form of government,
and also of the States iu general. Dur
ing his tour through this country Pom
Pedro visited St. Louis, and the discus
sion of his overthrow brought up many
rominl.HconHes of that visit. The Em
peror's democratic leanings were strong
ly shown by his studied avoidance of all
formal ceremony during his travels,
which were conducted strictly incog,
and with as small an attendant suite as
was possible. His dodging of the for
midable committee appointed to wel
come him to this city was recalled with
a laugh by many, and followed by the
story of how Mr. George Ilaln was or
ganized by chance into an impromptu
imperial reception committee of one to
show the august visitor the sights of
St. Louis. The story, as told by Mr.
Pain himself to a reporter of the Repub
lic, is an interesting one.
"Of course," said Mr. Bain, "it was
known just when Pom Pedro would ar
rive, and a formidable and representa
tive committee had been appointed to
receive him. Unfortunately, however,
the committee went to the Southern
Hotel for that purpose, while the Em
peror went to the Lindell, was register
ed, and immediately afterward the en
tire party took carriages and began the
round of the city on their own hook. I
chanced to be on Third street just when
the first ;urriasr,containinphi Brazilian
Majesty, whirled around - from Oliver
street. The driver, Pat Shevlin, knew
me, and, being evidently diited to aid
Pom Pedro as ma.-b as possible in see
ing the sights of St. Louis, hailed mn,
with a wild brandish of his whip, shout
ing enthusiastically as he rattled around
the corner, "llou'd up, Misther Pain!
Wan minute, there, Misther Pain! I've
tho Emperor of Brazil in me carriage!
Come over and I'll inthrajuce ye to 'm!
I crossed the street as Pat made a gal
Iant stop, and sure enough he swung
open the carriage door and said, in his
best manner: 'Emperor, this is Mr. Pain.
He'll tell ye any thing ye want to know.'
I saw in a moment that Pat really did
have the Brazilian monarch aboard,
and, in spite of the unique introduction,
the Emperor acknowledged it very
pleasantly, saying in French: "General
Sherman told me in Washington, Mr.
Ilain. that I must be sure and see your
St Louis post-office, and I have accord
ingly driven down here for that pur
pose. I explained to him that he should
have been driven to the new post-office.
not the old one, and then invited him to
the next corner. H accepted the in
vitation, and the entire party, filling
three carriages, alighted and accompan
ied him. I escorted them on the floor,
explained the different features of the
trading, and with the exception of Sec
retary George Morgan, I don't think a
soul on 'change knew that the fine-looking
old gentleman by my side and the
lady who held my arm as we went in
were the Emperor and Empress of Bra
zil. They were both very plain and
pleasant in manner and seemed delight
ed with the Informality of their recep
tion. I afterward accompanied them to
the Lindell Hotel, directed them as to
the best points of interest to visit, and
then made my adieus. The Emperor
was kind enough to give me a most cor
dial invitation to visit him if I ever
came to Brazil. The party left St. Louis
that night St. Louis Bepubllo.
I'orgirj for lAvaT
Love, it is said, was the cause of the
first ascertained bank note forgery, A
young man, an engraver, sought t
pretty girl in marriuge. Her (uthei
would not consent to the match unless
bis (laughter's sweetheart put dowu a
certain sum in ready money. lie put
it down in notes of the Bank of Eng
land notes forged by his own hand
mid the fraud being discovered he was
hanged. .Montreal Star.
Sub fipot Metourology.
The government meteorologist ol
India lintis that in that country ut
least the largest and most ahnonnal
variations of meteorological condi
lions and actions stem to be a
bociated with the jeriod of miuitnura
sun sjjots. Exceptionally heavy snow
fell in tiie north weftt iiiiualuyas in
lb(C and again in 187(5 end 1877. Tiit
most di.ia.slrous of recent famines in
India v-ere in 1K74 ftud 1S7U 77.
The greatest cyclonfc have occurred
just Ujfore tlie miiiitnum of the
"eleven year" sun hA cycle, the Cal
cutta fcto'nu wave iu 1 feG 1 destroying
CO.OtM) lives, and the liackergany cy
clorjc in 1S7C drowning no hs tiiuti
100,000 jKirsons. New Vork Tolegrain.
A ni'W sort of boot sole has been 'in
trfxluced in Xuromburg, consisting of
a sort of trellis of spiral metal wire,
tbo interstkes being filled with gntta
percba and resin. They can he fitted
with nails like ordinary soles, are fifty
per cent, cheaper than leather, anQ
vastly more durable.
in exp.-rimeiils made in France,
where plates of celluloid were used Jot
sheathing ships' bottoms instead of cop
per, it was found that the plates were
Intact and free from marine growth,
which was abundant on parts not pro
tected bjr'the ceJluUnd-
" From Terminal or Interior Points the
Northern Pacific
Railroad
Is the line lo take
To All PointsEast aia SaatL
His the DINING CAR ROUTE. It rim
ThrouKh VESTIBULED TRAINS EVERY
DAY IN THE YEAR to
ST. PAUL
C HI C A CO.
(No ClmiiRe of Can.)
Oimpewd nf IHNIVQ CAMS ninwrvitiwd,
PC 1.1..M AN 1 ItA v I X U ItOOJl SLKU'KIt
of laluat equipment,
T URIST SLEEPING CARS.
Heat tint can be confttrnrtd, and tn which an
cuimuudattonK arc both free and fiirnlheil for
of first or 8i't-oii(i I'iana 'J'lukela, and
ELEGANT DAY COACHES.
A COXTINCOt a LINK comiertin ith
Al l. IJ.NKS. attnnlimc IHKfctT and CMN
TKUia iTMl hKUVICK.
i'ullnmn Slcejwr reservation run be arrure.d
in aitrane ilireiik'li I.J' annul tif the roufl.
TltlttH'GH Tl' KKI'rt tuaml fromall points
In Auierii-a. Kniriand and Knri.pe nun I iur
I'liaoni tut any Tnkrt nlli of tin Cunifaii.
Ktllt information ttourn!t:K rule, tniie. nf
train, rmtt.-s and oilier details furiiixliiHl un
nupiicatiuii to any hkkiiU or
A. D. CHARLETON.
Awixtanr (ieneral l"aw-rfliior AicM.
No. 121 First St., Cor Washington,
Orcpiaii Railway L'o.t'LmiiMi Line,
C. M. SCOTT. Ktseelver.
la Take t'.AVrt Jane 3,
I M lack, i IM.
fittwiwn Portland and Coburfr 123Mile)i.
l-aaT.Mi-!. Portland ini.I m t o) ar 8 4."i p.m
12IOp.ro Sllverl.ni.. i'MU a.m
1 4 p.tn Wctii -o'lu Ill M in
a m Hpiiwr .ft! a.m
itlpra hrtinille 7.4'iam
IMp.n ar tlotturff.. . W Jira
BSTaiKS Hiari.4Si ani airlik, M) aiuiii.
Knot of f Strwl.
7 S a m
IU p.BI
11:1 p.m
1 11 p.m
2Mp.m
St p.m
Iv. I'ortiaiid fl'. A W. V.i r
lafavpiic , .
Simridan.. .
Iwllaa
,a p. in
irtm
2 i: p la
U Ol p.m
It JS a.m
in a m
.Monmouth
ar . . Atrlic.
1
CaiamaiaUou tli-kott at two rnu per mile on
aala at natioua liarini a-iiui
. CauBacUim at ML Anccl wtlb tkf't for and
fram Wllbolt Mineral Hprii.-r.
TlaaaM far iit point on thl line for tale at
Uia Dnitad arria and Kmksxi- Irauafcr
Oaipaof i offm, Mtoud and fine atrevii, and
K W. T. Kf.
CM AH. N. Bt'OTT. lUoeiver O. Itr, Co. (Ld.t
huta, Portland. Oreaon.
H.VKT W. UOIUIAItO. 8upLO.K. Co. (hU
iina, iMiuda Junctioo.
Ganaxal ONiw. N. V. Corner 'int and Tine
Striata. Portland. Oreuuu.
THE YAQUINA EOUTE.
OREGOW PACIFIC RAILROAD.
Bniia DJielu'tieal Conrany's litMw Un
t mkmrtfr. t llaxtr Irf-M Tlaar
Tliau by aujr ntbr Route.
Plrat-Claaa Tbrouirh Pasnonger and
Freight Line
ram Part land and all pntiit in the Willamette
Valley to and from ban Frtiiu:ir. Cal,
OREGON PACIFIC RAILROAD.
TUtK acilKUt'l.e, (Exept gondayi.)
d AaiV:y IM p.m. I l.v Yaiiina Ui a.m.
hi aaatj litis 1-40 p.m. I- Corvallnt 10 Si a.m.
a tagwiwa t:B p m. I Ar Albany 1110 in.
AC. tralui oomiect at A Ibany aud CorTallia.
Dm aha traiu eminwit Yaiiiiua with the
OaaB Iaalopm(!Ut ( oiupauy inn- of steam
atpa batwavu YsquiD auu nau Francisvo.
6AII.IN0 PATES:
WlUuaetu Valley July 11, I July 16,
W!Uamiw alloy July 21, Jtiiri,.
frliiaaattM Valley July Hi. I AuifUtS.
Thia anmpany rrnriin the itfht to change
taUUta data witliou' notice.
FaMauMara fnini forUanil and all Wlllametto
rauaf painta can mt isloae vnuuecllun witil
Ua tca4a of Ue Vauina route at Ajauyor
Curvwiia. aud if deaiiued U: ban r raimU.io
aaxiafl arnuMtc to arrive at Vajuina the
ul( Sal are Urn aal of nnlilng.
fawauinr aud 'reia;lit liatea
Alwaya the Uinu
Tor iufraiaUo8 apply to
I II MlaWKI.f.
C C. tffX.t'P..
A'l rVX at r-aai. Kt.
Oftvr bavai pin ut Co
A MoiiUrnineryHl.,
Sau Francisco, Cal.
Act's J-u. t. k I'. A(Ct.
O. I', it K. vo.,
Curvaiita,
Of Htm.
HORMI HtWVV.
la Cnrvl!i itondiiy, Wedn-(lHy, T rlday,
t a. m.; ix A li.niiy i a. in
Art!eleui. Mmi'lay, Wediieaday, Friday, It
p.m.: iae balom, '1 H'-miny, 'lliunlny, batur
aay.Saio. Anw Portland, Tuday, Tburaday, Hatur
day, 3:S p. ni.
aot'TH BOUND.
Iar Portland, Monday, WeduUay, Friday,
t a. m.
Anl Balam. Monday, WeJntdar, Friday,
70 . an.; aae latlen, Tuijadav, Xhuiaday, aat
araaf, a. m. harilbuy 1 W p. m.
ajat OorfaiilaXawKlajr, Taataaay, hatarday
tMp.ao. ,.
I.IUCH THE MEWEST,
Nobbiest and
CLOT
In the County, is now to
ib IE
Of Albany, Oregon.
fjaaT When you want to "dress up," we would c glad to (show you
through ami make the right price.
Merchant Tailoring, u ppecialty. Mb. E. A. Sciimi.EB is nn exjKTt, and
has charge of this department. We guaratitec natitf'action.
j!
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BARBER & HAIRDRESSER
i.i:hio. ok:u..
OH AVISO. HAIR CI'TTtNG A VI) tIIAM
O p'Miina in tlie lahwt and l-t atyle. rrial
attention )id to drmamii ladiea' hair. H our
patronaK rei-rtlull) aulirltvd.
O. P. COSHOW & SONS,
REAL EHTATE
AND
INSURANCE AGENTS,
BHOH'KMVII.K. OKKt-OS.
Colleclinna made, ronrsyanrinfr and all No
tarial work dune on abort nolle.
LEBANON
i a ' , T a.
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I"- ,f ,
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Meat Market,
Ed Kellenberger, Propr.
Freehand Salted Beef and Pork
MUTTON,
PORK,
bAUSACE,
bCA-OCNA
and HAM
Bacon and Lard Always on Iimd
Main Strtttd, Ihanon, Or,
J, U COWAK.
J. M. R.II.HTON.
BANKOF LEBANON,
LEBANON, ORECON.
Transacts a General Eatt Business
A4:OI'!TM HKIT Hl'BJWT T
4 IIM K.
Kaoliang aolrt on Sow Vork, Hail Frandauo
1'orUuna anil Allmny. Oreaioli.
Colltotiuiininiiilc on luvuruule Usnnj.
Largest Stock of
HIM
be Seen on trc Counters of
v
ft
C. T.COTTOW,
IKI.KK IS
Groceries and Provisions,
TOBACCO & CICARS,
SMOKERS' ARTICLES,
Foreign and Domestic Fruits,
CONFECTIONERY
ie'eaat are ael Ulaaawtre,
Ijtaaua aaial Idtaa Flatarra'
I A Id A tall MK KUt.ta. ,
MalM 1-banaiai. Orrgcat. -m
t, MVKlta,
K. HHau.ruH.
EC0LADN CO.,
SCIO, ORECON.
Buy and b! Land,
JOLIV IOMEY
Insure Property
N0TAEY PUBUC,
Any lnfurnittt.loii in retrard to the cheap
er Land in the garden of Oregon funiiahed
tranyKicr aaya he da the W. t.. Douajnaa
lUiuea MiUiuot oaiiia and prtoe etaiitped am
tlia buttttui, yut liim tioarit aa a (i-auaU
VV. L. DOUGLAS
$3 SHOE GENTLEMEN.
Kent In the world. FihmiIiic hl
.',.OIt I.K.M INK HAl)-Sf.Hl) hUOK.
4.tl II AMMtll l-.O HU T MSOr .
Bi.t.MI I'OI.K K AMI r AKMr R!' SHOE,
SiJ.r.ll KM K t V AI I K AI.F fliOk..
HOKKIMiJMN'h l-HOr).
fca.OO and 1.:. tUH H' Kf UOiiL ftHOKS,
All iiuxlc III I mi 1 1'., iiuiUiU and Lhuf.. ,
V. L. DOUGLAS Hv
S3 SHOE
FOR
LADIES.
lioat Mwlrrli.1. lira! Klvlr. kmt tiatinf. '
If nul mill liv yimr lialir, trit '
W. h. HOI CiLAa. ilHUCKTOS, MAH&
"tUHHilae M . I,. ItouKlnH hilieea
for aj-utl-inru aud ldl."
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