By X? ALT-:: v - CItAlTKft l!L HOW HAIJ'II KtM'MIV WlUTl'VK , A viiiiK iiuiii ivslfe !mni Wark worth ni' m-iv u UhmI.im cannot tuti U .1 t:.;. ? inleti-M ami adventure i'her were wagoner li) talk tt'l'b friendly hawkers lititu Ul people eui. uuni-ier Imw ul tltlfcer who hv list otteu rotilier and pilferers alv t.if i:-e- then wtve unit 'daughters euitle urtivem camera honest sainus le witititl scorn Ui rub upon the highway hi. then way to join xlii mill pleusuiil little country towns every eight ! l'H mile 'uitv on- could f-t mill talk and l:-iul. a tankard of issd small beer Then a i; wax early huuiukm wlieii there are lair going in in many place, lb roads u. siime wrvs were tut! Of llta earavan ami the show people, whom Rulpb touud mil only curious and interesting folk. Im also friendly aud inclined to couversa ti.io with a stranger who was nut a nvai who wan ready to offer a tankard win. admired without Html or envv Hie pre Clou things they uati to show ami wli.. watched with delight unbounded ami be lid profound. Mm curtoiui trick art ' artifices and accomplishments bv which they secured a - pnmnouii livelili.Hsi Ralil) walked with theui along tbe mail and heard their monai He also honied some of the strange language in wliu-b they laik to each otbet when minded not to In- uuderstiasl by the bystander Wlm they came to tbmr destination and et up then canvas bisituw be laynl loo and eu joyed Uie tun of the fun Tbprv were lot tene also you could pill in and draw everyabere all day long there were pnie of sixpence and prtau of I'll) be put in sometime be aim but ofteiier be Ion I which Is generally tbe way with sportsmen anil tboue bo wati Ujm tbe tnHidem of Chalice At III!" Capua, or Paradise of Pinaaurea wbii-f. wh llit-n and is utill. ell-d Uranltmin Ralph bad welt mli taken a alep which uoiilJ have tuaite biK nUirv mucb letio in terexting lo us though perbapt tliliei uf tnci.leiiL For be uiade aciiiaiiilancv Uiiura youth of Innocent heart and apl to t?liev In tbe bontwty aiid virtueo. every body with the &oj(iiy of plavern U iutppeitrd first, that the irtkip u-- stdiy Hi wont of a voting mtnr i! u:.;v piay up to tlie njsn:u.e tlan;ii' . , . -cmd!v lht Vuw yomiij lady im a. ss beautiful a tbe dav and as rt-. i as Sir l.mi-finile isheafterwun! Us-am-a oim! famous Ixiiucim wtnnM and u.ar riei un aired eari) cu.s! eyes of iavur 01 tar batidnie lad touted very niuiii toi h'.vu to plar Ibmieo to b-r Julna. t (rtbistolo hir ieuteuioiia. or aiiv oltwi f art in winch the beaui? of a bttiidmum-v.-uuiali l set of! l)V the Is-autT ot a liaud sonie fellow a tbinj: which very few art rtt can underslaud Hie thiiiR which Is a reat uiistaku that It Is better tot tbea to be the oiuy weh favored creature OH tue utage Wherefore the mauaiier took Calpb aside privately and ufiervi biai refreshment ettliei aio. or nmiUt or Barbailoes water with tolstcco If bechusti and bad serious conversation with htm providing al. his victuals and those as abundant as tb treasury would allow atul a salary say five suilhnpi a week, to beem in a few moiit'is as sism as fj bad ieanietl to art and to teach biui the null meiila and Die donor and glory of playing principal part and Ins own daugulet lo play up lo and a possible prospect of ap peariug at 1 Tiiry lna It waa a ''luptiug offer tbe stiu's even the stair ;i. a barn seeuieij jelilid lo tbe r..l t. voice and maimer uf tbe man agei ! etJlictlve mure seductive still 'as th- viiice of bis daughter Vbei she l:fteO u-i ifreat eyea ami lliel In- ,r trvu) bled ami itimI'I iioi sar lief nay When she laid net prettv (wild iisjn his .iiid be'vtl Iiiil- Ui slay with lu-'ii Hiid oe ber Iuuieo wuat cuuld be repif tut bam CiCOihereU in titue tbat be was ... Ins way to aeek bia fortune that the troupe were obrtoiisly out at elbows, ail tiombiy poor, and apparently badly fed that l isli in kite with an act res was not tl. is-gio mnj; tit bad coiileo-plated and tiiat lri;ry. for bet purl stinid certaiidv not cuusider a stri.-'luy cr a life as the iiu-it honora ttkt ih the world lie look u nrsolulioi: tiewoi.ld ttiiuk no more u pot. 'hone limpid p-e. be Ii8ruenei bin heart be would By Il tii J fly hut not Is lore the young actress 0& was already Iw-voud Ins own ajre a;'-l ougl't to fave fcijown isnier had laid hei arms around Ins neck and kl'-'T'ed farewell with nisin - iirs lo tier first lovu. who woiiiii not K" te i- III return Hut bi-r fa) ber was- ilw'ii nil. ami snnf pehkMic ". a n. ill a business point of view i,i. !. (..it of j.aicrual tenderness that sue uM " ' Mllei foi the lltlledls j .:s,iii;uH'ii ':ni iiiat It Ue uew g'sMl. when th-r ire your.g. to feel something of wuat they are always pretending Said it put Istcklsioe Into tbeir attitudes and real tears in tbwir eyes Nothing on the su'l'p so difficu.'. ru real imm except a M.i'iii s hier; e:ti;i!tit ls bu. for love or money 'thus it i;:ij(s'ii.-i ih" ivai four or live weeks bei.rr (Ulpl- .,'nf London. He arritfit by : 'litcvil'i He re.-inJ tl.-f r it l l!i;.'!mile ui!) Rt 4 in ai'ertKsiii !iee be .H ti to rest. l'.."tl lo lisik lijsili the City I f li.-nl .:o,n so t.ir lowe fit- in l!i (ii.,;aiii-e (he towers iu s!fi'ii-t oi umaon. Ihn km I-Mirney was him tl ! i ifi'; In; cucne I M-K it.'- lit?r-i as Uf All 'In: io'if; ::.-, twii'i V, i-S: ,)-; , it ;!!; .;(! to l;'!) ;it Sii b nmu-i.-ed Ii :! i-, v tuimmliaiHiv "bud Vnat " tbiTig 'kttJin'h aa liH'inne in -MHue visible and tangible form, waiting to lie seined by his strong young bunds Vet now iimi he saw before hi in the Oty of the ioldeu Pavement It swuied as if perhapsit was a cbilllug tbougtit'-lie might not know or reeog hum or be able to seme thin fortune when be actually saw It Whui la it like iJ Fortune? In other words be begun foi the first time to experience the cold lies of doubt which sometimea fulls Ukiii tbe Htimiest of us His clicck was by this time burned a deest brown, ins bauds were dyed and tanned by the June sun. bis owl and waistcoat were stained with travel and with rain, bis Hhnea were worn through the soles lu Ins pocket jingled tbe lust two of bis eleven guinea When they were gone, lie rellecleil with dismay, what would have lu be done? liul It woa nut a tune lo alt ami think Every fort une must have its beginning, every young adventurer niust make a start, everv Ihck Wbittingtou must enter the city of Uiudoii fie rose, aeixed bis bundle, and ael off down the bill, aiugttig to keep up bis spirits, wub aa much alacrity as if lie were only just atarting on bia way from Warkwortb. and as if his heart was still warmed by tbe recollection of bia cousin's bruises The way from Highgate to London Ilea along a pleasant road between tall hedge On either aide are fields and woods, and here and there a gentleman a seal or the country box of a successful citizen. Prea eutly tbe boy reached Highbury, where tbe road bends south, and ha passed Islington, wttb Its old church and its nar row. ahady uuiea thick with trees On his right be saw a great crowd In a gar deu. and there was music This was Sad ler a Weils Soon after this he arrived at Clerkeuweli Ureen. and so by a maze of streets, not knowing whither be went, to Smitbfield. where he found himself In the midst of the crowd which Mils all the streets of tbe city from dawn till night It was 7 o'clock when he found himself at the place whither tie was bound He had been wandering for an hour i!id a half looking about hi m. and at last vent ured to ask the way of a servant girl who seemed astonished that he should nut know so simple a thing as the moat expo ditious road to Cbeapside, seeing that it was out y the other side of Paul's But sbe told bim. and be presently found him self lu the broad and wealthy street called Cbeapside The Leg and Star was on the south side. i betwfen Brum! .rt.et and Bow church I it was a glover shop and because it was ; growing lute, the boxes of gloves were uow taken from the wuitiow. aud the ap prentices were putting all away Ealph stopped and looked ut the algii. theu at i ue let". which was not a little criinj pled f- ! stained and at at the sign "c .1 must be the house, tbe sign of the L.:. and hrui. in t'bia,i.Ie At the door ot the shop slots a lull and portly mats U'tween .10 and tit) years of age. with lurgi- n-d chicks and double chin He wus drewd in plain broad clotb anil :ve w, Out ha wore rallies and neckcloth of but while hffen tared, as be . came a ail wiautia. cr.iznii. Calpb knew tt could be none oilier than Mr llether inpvm. wherefore he look off Lis hat and bowed low "What is thy business, young man?" asked the master glover "Sir. I bear a letter from your honor's daughter, now slaying at W ark worth, in Northumberland " "My daughter! Then, prithee, boy, wbo are you?" . "My name is Ralph Embleton, and" "Thou art tbe son. then, of my old friend. Jack Lmbletou? Come in, lad. come in " He seixed the boy by the arm and dragged bim into the house and across the shop lo the silting room at the back "Wife' wife'" be cried "Here is a measeugei from Drusy with a letter Give me the letter, boy And this is young Ralph Embleton. son uf my old friend aud gossip Jack Embleton. with whom I have bad many a fight In the old days Poor Jack' poor Jack1 Well, we live Let as be thankful Slake tbe boy welcome, give bim supper Make bim a bed somewhere Wbut ar thou doing In tbis great place, lad! bo the teller ayl tbe letter " He read the superscription, and slowly opened it and began lo r-d "Dkak and Uo.Vii Parrxts The bairer of tbis Is Hafe wbo has run away from cruell treetmeut. and wants to moke his fort une in Unidun He will tell you that 1 am well, and thut I pray for your heltue ami thai you s.li tie kind to Rufe Vour loving aud dutrfutd ter i'lil'Ml.i.A " "iso, " went oil the rnvr i -mi vruel treatment 'Alio cbli cruelly III treated thee, boy?" "I have inn away sir." be said, "from my cousin. Matbew Humble, because be seeks every opportunity to do roe a mis chief And since he is my guardian there is no remedy but loeudureor to run away " "Ah. Matbew Uuiuhle. wbo bought my farm Sam Knibleton married bis father's sister Did your L'licle Sam leave Morwick Mill to aiatbewT "No. sir; be left it to me " "And Matbew is your guardian? Vet the mill Is your own. and you have run ' away from your own property? Morwick .Mill la a pretty estate It likes me not. Yet you would fain seek your fortune In London. Tbat is well. Fortune, my lad. j is only to be made by men of resolute i hearts, like uiu ' He expanded as be spoke, and seeuml '.ogrow two feet higher and broad in proportion "And strong I arms, like mine" he hammered bis chest i as if tl had been an anvil and keeneyea. like mum V.euk men fall and gut tram pled on lli tendon Cowardly men get set on one side, while the strong and tho brave march on ..I stmii Jib. Hiou;!''"'" uuai yew . a uouiuioii L'uiiiii'limaii "-.iroug men clever men. brave iiien. tsiy iliandi, I say. from honor to greater honor I shall liecome ahli'nm.ti lu two or three years, if providence so disposes There m no limit lo the exulted ambition of the Unidiin cUuiui Vou wiiii Id climb li'.it uiu t mi would some day uiy lord tuiiviii It 1' well It dues you credit It is a noble umhilton Meantime a uiuid bad been ftpmulhin l ho table -it.ii siipjMT mid. to say l lit truth, the eyes nf the isiy were turned tls)ll the Cold meats with so risiiile u Inugiiig linn the inn:liuiit could lint rh. sine but obsorve bis hunger A In bade him sit und eat Now, while Lu!,;!) devoured his supjsT Uilng at the uiomeii one d the liuiigricsi luds in all fKuglutui the honest glovor went to talking ir grniid if not Ismst ful language alwut l.im self and bis great doings Vet. inexperi enitsl as be wua. lUlph could - not but womlur. Iss'atise. although the merchant was certainly past fW yisirs of age. llui great tilings were all In the future Ik would become one of the richest mer chants in Uiudiin. he would be lord mayor he would make his daughter a great heir ess, he designed that she should marry s lord at least At this antiniiiiceuinut Ralph blushed and his heart sank Otic of the reasons, said the merchant, why lit k'tpi ber still In Northumberland was that be did not wish her to return home till they were removed to a curtain great house which he had in his mind, but had not yet purchased Shu should go In silk aud satin, he would give such great en tertainmetita that even the king should bir of them. London was ever the city r-'r noble feasting Aud so he talked until the lad's brain reeled fur thinking of all these splendors, and he grew sad in thiuking how far off Drusilla would be aa. one by one, all these grandeurs became achieved Another thing he observed, that w hile the husband talked in his confident and braggart way. the wife, who was a thill woman sat sileut and sometimes sighed Why dU she sigh? Did she want to live on in obscurity? nd she no ambition? Then the men-hunt had filled and lit a 'pijas of tobacco, and proceeded to tell liulpb bow be would have to begin upon this ambitious career in search of a fortune First, he would have to be an apprentice "I waa myself. ti"id Mr H;tbertngtoti "an apprentice, though who would think It howt As an apprentice he would sweep aud clean out tbe shop, often" it in t!m Eioruiiig. and uhut it at night: wait upon the customer all day. run errands obey dutifully Lis master, learn tbe btisi ness. watch his master s interests, behaiv wilb ress-ct In his Isitters. show zeal ir the dispatch of work, get ,io holidays m divt lulu, never set the green fields e cent vii tiiHsi Fridays. tae tor meals wtiai ffi!lit begiv.i bim. which would certainly, not lie slices oil the sirloin, and nlif under the counter at night In short, th" iitop would lie his workroom. LU parlor bis uatuig room, and his bedroom The boy liaicned to his instructions with dismay Was this tiie road to fort tine? Was he to become a slave for some vears? Dul after? His appreuticeshi; tmishd. it apisnred that he might, if lie could find money, open a shop and become a master But most youiig men. he ierued. found it necessary to remain In tbe employment of their masters for some vears. and hi some cases for tho whole term of their natural lives lie did not consider that he had already such a fortune aa would, if laid out with judgment, enable him to open a shop or to buy a partneiship He forgot at the time tbat he waa the owner of Morwick Mill It seemed to him. being so young and inexperienced, that he had run away from hut inheritance, and abandoned It to Matbew Je. too. might therefore have to remain in a master's employment This was Cue fortune, truly, to be a -vunt all yo ir days And tbe boy begun already even to regret his cousin Matbew's blows and Barbara's cruel tongue tlis pipe Cnitibed, the merchant rem-m bered that at b bis club would meet, uiid therefore left the lad with bis wife "Boy." she leaned ovur the table and whispered eagerly as soou as bur husband was gone, "have you come cp lo London wttboul mouey to become a merchant?" "Indeed, madame." be replied, "I know not what I may beconie'" "Then lly." sbe aaid. "go home again Follow the .plow, becom a tinker, a tailor, a cobbler anything that is honest Trade is uncertain For one who succeeds a dirzen are broke, you know not. any mo meut bill that yo . may break Vour fortune hangs m-"i hundred chances Alas' If one uf these fail, there is the Fleet, or may be Newgale, or Marsbalsea or Whitecross Htreet. or the King's Baitch or the Clink there are plenty of place) for tbe bestowal of poor debtors for yourself, and for your wife and inno cent cbiidreti ruin and starvation." "Yes.." said Itulpu. "Mr Hothorington is not anxious ' "Htf leaves anxiifty." she replied ' bit tnrly. "to his wife " Then sho became siletit. and spoko tin mote to the boy. but sut with Imr liis working as one who conversed with her self And from time t. :sai she sighed as if ber heart was breaking In tbe morning the merchant was tip betimes aud began again upon tiie glories of the city "Art still of the same mind?" he asked "Wilt thou Is? like WhiUinglou and Gresham and me. also one of those who climb the tree?" Then llalpb confessed with a blush which mattered nothing so di-ep was the rmlilv brown upon his cheek ihul b found city honors dearly Isinght at the lirn v ', i!."ii;i labor ajid. titiittt iv.su- sMIlf (JIM !"!!. "til ly tones "what will ymi do?" fhilph asked If there waa nothing that a young man may do besides work at a trade or mm hi a shop "Why truly yea." Mr nethnrliigton replied with severity "he may beeoine a highwiivmaii ami rub iiiii the mad. tak lli;t tliiui iiKiuev from holiest , .tradesmen and "' "iifuiers a irnllaul h!'e indeeil. Htid so be vili prem.iitly bang in chains or be Miiuloiiii.i'it slid set i.p in Nirgeon s Hall There is the end of your fresh air for von " "l!ut. with respect. "Ir " Ralph per sisteil. "I iiieun,ni an biitiest wuy " "II he is rich enough be may be a srbo lur of t 'anibridge and so lake ortlers or be ma v last nun physician, or a lawyer, oi a schiMilmaster. in a smiieon. and go to sea in bis majesty's shis and lead a dog a lite or a soldier and go a lighting" "Let me be a soldier." cried the boy "Why why' Hut yon must first get bis majesty s commission, and to get this ymi must first lsg lor letters to my Uird Tins and my Lord That, and dangle alsuit great houses, praying for their influence, and bnlas the lackeys, and then iwrbaps you'll never get your commission after all " This was discouraging "Rolling stones, lad." said the great merchant, "gather no moss Better stand qiilet behind the counter, sweep out the shop, serve customers aud keep accounts, and perhaps soma day be partner and grow rich. But Ralph bung his bead. "Then how can I help thee, foolish boyl Vet. because I knew thy father, and for (busy's soke Stay, would you go to India?" To India' Little. Indeed, of the great doings in India reached the town of Wark worth Vet Ralph had heard the vicar talking with Mr Camuby of Col Clive and the famous battle of Plassy. To India! flis eyes Hashed "Yes. air. I would willingly go to India," "My worthy friend. Mr Nathaniel Sil vertop, la in the service of the company Come, let us sisik bis counsel " They walked, the boy being much aston ished at the crowd, tbe noise, and the never ceasing business of tbe streets. down Cheupstde. through the Poultry, past the new Miinsiou house and the Royal Exchange into Cortihill. where stands the honorable East India cnmpntiv-'s bouse, a plain, solid building, adorned with pillars of the done order Mr (letheniigton led the wajf into a great ball whore was at ready assembled a crowd of men who had favors to ask of the directors, and hiiding servant be sent his nunie to Mr. Silver top i'resenlly. for nothing was done In nn diguitied baste In this bouse. Mr S.lver f.... i.i.unir m i .r i .. i..,, and ot grave apNaraiic descended tbe stairs To him Mr tlethorttigtoii unfolded bis bti.iir.f? '. llitre. he said, was a young fellow from Northumberland, heir to a small and pretty estate, but incumiMred fo' tnreeui four years to come with a guardian whose affection he apstari'd to have tin fortunately lost, so that it would be wuli for both to remain aintrt. but be was a young geiiUeniiAi of mring laslea wbo would fain see a ItttU ot the world, aud but this be whispered a brave aud bold follow Mr Si) vertop regarded tbe lad atlen lively Our writers." he sold solemnly . "go out on smalt salaiitw They seldom rise above 1'400 or '."0U a leur at the mosl Vet mark this young gnntbiman ao great are their chances in India that they sometimes come home at 40. or even loss, with 100.0lK-ay. rJ(H).WiO Tliink upon that, boyl 8o great a thing It is to serva this honorable company " The boy's eyes showed no ert.'.i.on A dull dog. iudifeil. be seemed to Mr Silcer top. not to tremble at tbe mere mention of so vast a sum "Leave him here, my good frlend.'snld Mr tSil vertop "I have business, but I will return and speak with bun again. Ue can walk lu the l.u!! oml wait " Mr Hutheriugton went !i!a way and Ralph waited After an hour or so he saw Mr Silver top coming down the stairs again He was escorting, or leading to the door, or In some way behaving in icsiectfiil and deferential fuuhion to a iali and splendid gentleman, brave in scarlet, wearing a sash and a sword and a gold laced hat Al the foot of the stairs. Mr, Kilvertop bowed low to this gentleman, who joined a litth T0U,p of gentlemen, some of them also in scarlet He seoiiied to I the cluuf u.:i mg them, for they all bohuved to him' :li the greatest reswL Thiin Mr Silvrloj. looked alsiut in ihe crowd, anil spyinji Hal jib. beckoned bim to druw near uini speak with hi in "So." said Mr , Sil vertop. "you are the lad Yes. I ruuiotnbor " Ralph thought it strange that be sbouid not remember seeing that it was but an hour or two since Mr Milvertop bad sfsikeu Inst with him "You are recommended by my friend Mr (inihuringtoii Well. I know not we are pestered wit h Bpjilicatious for our wrtte'iliiis r. t ry runaway Ralph bltishrd "overv i ot ut elbows younger son the gi"ut gtint lunmti In scarlet, who wu ; oiu-te at bund, here t urned bis hpud h.i; l' i i,t-:l at tho lad with a little can ri!uil a':' ' . i it..: w.liiI'i til in sent In ; India " "Von cttniift, nil.' said tba gciitlemcn In scarlet ;! ,n unny Knglishnieu to India I iv..ai'l '.but tlie whole country was rul; of t,n.'!i!,l!lel yet not by quill (inters " He added the lust wort! ;u ;i lower voice, yet flniph heard them . Mr. KH vertop bowi.d low, end turiiei' Sguin to Hie boy "A wHtershlp." he ponttmird. "I the greatest gtfl thai can U- bee-towml uikiii a deserving lad Remember tbat. and If but I cannot promise I would oblige my friend if I could but I wtll not under take anything With my tnlluoneayot I do not say for pertain, a wrltershlp Is a greater mat tor than you seem to think I might bring thy case before the direct ors Is thy handwriting fair, and thy knowledge of figures absolute?" Ralph blushed, because Ins handwriting was short of the vlurky standard "1 thank you, sir." be said, "but I love not writing I would miliar carry a word than a pen "Ta. ta. ta," replied Mr SU vertop. whose Influence lay wholly In the mercan tile department of tbe company "We waste our time A sword1 I know naught of swords Go thy ways, boy go thy ways la London city, think you. a place for the carriage of words! Go. take the king's shilling, and join a march lug regiment I warrant you enough of words and bayonets. " Ralph bowed and turned away sadly. The gentleman In scarlet, who hud appar- Hfite llatil boned o'f lr-W away tadty. eutly been Duelling to the conversation, followed biro lo tbe diKirs with thought ful eyes "A hid wbo would rather handle a sword limn a jieii," he said "Are there many such lads in this t it v of trade sir' greed"" Tbev lo".t,e ! nt 'he 1 and Ktnr that day for the retum of the viuiug Norihuni j briun in time lor itrrcir imt he enmx I not. nor did he come .tl night, nor did h- I ever come No one ktien hither he had gone or what hud ihiinne of him. and ! min'ti Mr lletliertiiglon teurd thut la ! this wicked tow n he had Iss-n ent iced bv Uew;rmiif retiii lo bis destruction. (TO BE COVriSt'KIM At tbtf close uf Liu war the unit ol Wcit Vir;iniii uiude a dumund on old Virginia for the surrender f C.T. O Fur ral. an ex-CVinfclerute colonel. West Virginia wanted him to answer for Ue gtruction of irojwrty in a cavalry raiJ during the wur. The property had lafii destroyed in the neighborhood where O'Ferral was Isirn and reared. His old neighbors formed a plot to take him from the custisly of the otlicers and hang him 13 a tree close by his mother's house in case the rettiisition waa honored. But it was not. nnd O'Fsrral escaped hang ing. Time went oil The ti-Confeder ai tit'.lied hi w and went to congresi Inmi v'd Virginia. He became Repre sentative O'Ferral. Not many years og his o.d friends who aere going to har him invited him to visit them unit de liver a Fourth of July oration. Mr. O'Ferrul did : and was warmly wel comed So times have changed. 4'baiirtnk" e Label. "It turns out," remarked i:.; tele graph i-Jitor, "thai the bank robbery in Greenupville was a smaller affair Mn-.n at first reports!. Insti-ad of $o.r,H) in fellow gat away with only fdfl." "UrimoH." bawled tho Might editor cf the MiM-nintr Paralyr through tn Kwiaking tube to the foreman, "tali that heudu.g Miotd and .Successful ! Gyration of a Daritu- F inaticier' otf th" account of that (ii'i:i-.tiusviliii utluir an 1 put in its place 'A Lii.n al makes a Sn.'i.! on a Hunk.' "Chicago Tribune, Legal Technicalities.. The misera ble prisoner wh on trial foremliuzzlt" nicnt. lie ieancd over to his lawyer and whispered: "As the- cvidi tice Is so strong, I don't mind confessing tuat 1 took ;a."iu of the stolon money.'' 'J'hr lawyer hhook bin bead. "Won't do. You'd get six ; Nir." "I'm- fuel is," pursued tbe prisoner. ' I took in all about jf.i0.iiiM). ' In that case own up. You can't ir t. 'mora then eighteen months." fiociety, livery :ihis;lii!liHi of men requires for its mainteiion.io tlif spiritual prin ciple o sidf-renoiinctng love, and re quires it the more, tho more solid and Intense IN life beconif ; r FremaitUi. Jonos "I hear that your cousin Emily, who Is suuh a UoauUful young girl, Is engaged to ai. ugly .old man, who Is not very rich." Smith "Well, In one respect ho has a docidnd advt- 1 aie ovor Kmllv "In what respect t p J that?" "He has a great doul bottir taste thai, tun hag." Texas SlftIr.,T Customor "I'll have some iu u -o of that brown sugar I bought last n-'-l.," Orwior "You liko it then?" "Yeh, and so does tho canary." "Why, the bird dorian t eat sug.kr, docs he?" "O, no I use tho se.gar to spread in tim bottom of tbi cagn. Itfiiuiii sand is a tlttia toosaarp, you know."-