The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, October 25, 1889, Image 1

Below is the OCR text representation for this newspapers page. It is also available as plain text as well as XML.

    . .'Vrf-
4 " - - ( -
F-HrtkteJj. frA.wMWf, wiff
It- "
:
EB ANON EXPRESS.
VOL. III.
LEBANON, OREGON; FRIDAY. OCTOBER 25,. 1889.
NO. 33.
THE
HOCIlCTy NOTIOKS,
LEBANON LOD0.K. WO. 44, A. F. A A. M.: MU
I tli.lr nw hill In MmoiiIo Hloolt, on Saturday
unun n"n ....,, ..... - ., ,
Hut-
imujr .TIVI1HK Of .Mil wiw, at iwn rimnw ii ni
Mala tmt: tlilllng arathmii oonllnlly InvlUid
.tu.,d J.J. OIIAltLTON. 11. U.
ill.
HONOR tonOK NO. U. A. O. V, W., Llnim,
uracnn; nun nny nm hhi nv hhipwi yn
lufi iu in. noDui. . n. wmuu. m. n
RELIttlOUB NOTICES.
l
M. K. OIIUMVH.
Walton Hklnwnrth. nator Services Mob Run
day at II a, u. aud 7 r. M, Huutlny School at 10
A. a. eaiiu eumiay,
f hknrytkrian miUKcii, .
0. W, Olbnny, pastor Bnrvlees each Rtinday
t 11 A. u. Hsuday Boliool 10 A. M. Hervlwn
each snunay muni.
CUMIKH1,ND niKHH YTKKI AN CHURCH.
J. R. Klrkpatrlnk, jiator-rvlci the 2nd
aud 4U) Sunday, ai u a. n. ana i r. m. nuuuay
Hehmtl ea'h Hamlav at Hi A. M.
DR. C. H. DUCKETT,
DENTIST.
Oflice over C. C. Hackolman's store
I.EHAXON, OBK(OX.
K. WEATHERFORD,
ATTORNEY AT LAW
Oflloe over Flint National Hunk.
ALBANY .... ORKUO
DR. J. M. TAYLOR,
DEN T I rr ,
L. H. MONTANYE,
ATTORNEY AT LAW
AND '
INOTAUY 1UUL1C
A LB A XV, OREWOS.
Will practice In all Cou.rU of the State,
W. R. BILYEU. .
Attorney at Law,
ALBANY. OKKUOI.
J a, K. BLACK St) M.
OKU, W. WRIUHT.
BLACKBURN & WRICHT,
Attorneys at Law.
Will practice In all the Court of the fitate.
trompi atumuoii given w an o"""""
trusted to our uare.
Oflice Odd Fellow's Temple, Albany, Or.
O. P. COSHOW & SONS,
II 12 A. JL 15 H W A. T K
AND
INSUKANCE AGENTS,
KUOWAIMY1I.K. OKKtiOM.
Collection made, conveyancing and all No
urlal work Qone on anon nonce.
SPECIAL NOTICE.
1331. W. C. NlSGiUN,
Graduate of the Royal College, of
London, England, also of the Bollevue
Medical College,
rpiIE DOCTOK HAS 8PKNT A LIFETIME
x tor .tuny and pi-actloe. aim muses a apeo
laity of ohroulo diaeaaee, removes oatioera,
sorafuloua enlanrumonts. tuition and wen.
without pain or the knife. He alto make a
peolalty or uealiiieiit wun neoinoiiy. itaa
praotloed In the Oernian, Frenoh and Knglish
hospital. Call promptly attended day or
night. Ilia motto good
ht. Ills motto is,. "good Will to All."
tlloeand reeidenoe, r'erry street between
Third and Fourth. Albany, Oregon
J, L. UOWAN,
J. B. H ALSTON,
BANK OF LEBANON,
LEBANON, OREGON.
Transacts a General BaHliiiEBnsincss
AtCOiaiT KKKT HI HJK4.T TO
Exohange iold on New York, San Kranclaco,
Portland and Albniiy, Oregon-
.ColleotioiiB made on fuvorable terms.
J, )tjrKR8. K. HHKU'OM.
SCIO LAND CO.
SCIO, OREGON.
Buy and Hail Land,
AND
Insure Property,
NOTARY PUBLIC.
Any Information in regard to the cheap
r Land in the garden of Oregon furnished
How' a Wom an "tells' a sYory.
Fanny Man from Kalamaao
Wta
Bad No Change.
"Oh, Lll, I have the fun-nl-eit story to tell
ron; you'll just die. Mr. Datoa you know
Mr. Duteit well, he li Just too oute for any
thing. He called lost night, and he and pa
got to telling itorine. I laughed till I wai Just
tired, and yyu must hear this story?"
"Do tell me, Jul; I'm dead to bear a good
story." i
"Well-Oh, it was too rich, LiL Of course
I can't tell it like Mr. Bates he's so awfully
clevor-but I'll" I
"Do go on."
"Well, Mr. Bates said but my, you ought
to have seen his face. He can just draw his
face down and his eyes"
"Oh, pshuwl Jul, let's have the story."
"Well, then now don't you make ma
laugh there was a man out In Illinois no,
now was It lllinoiat Why, dear me lot's see
yea, It must have been Illinois, for Kala
mazoo is the place"
"Why, Jul, Kalamazoo Is in Ohio."
"Oh, bow stupid; of course it is. Well, it
doesn't matter anyway what state it was.
Well, this mun from Kalamazoo now, was
it a mun? Yes, it muHt have been a man, for
Mr. HuUm told about how be got his cards-
lot's see, was It cards or poker chipsf Now
that is funny 1 can't remember. Well, any
way, this man from Kalamazoo was on
train going to -going to Oh, dear, how 1
got things mixed to On Osh Oh, yea, Osh
koab; that's it. VV ell, be was going to Osh-
kofth ou a train when another man stepped
up and said and said now, what did that
man sayf I'm certain this one was a man,
aud be said something to the man from Kal
anutzoo what on earth was Itf"
"Novor mind, Jul; go ou with the story."
"Of coume It really doesn't matter what
the man said; but, anyway, those two men
played and played and played. Then the
man from now, lot me be sure yes, it was
the man on the train; he was let me see;
didn't Mr. liates say be was a senator? Yes,
I'm sure he was a senator from Ohio."
"Never mind, Jul; what's that got to do
with the story r
"Now, Lll, you put me out."
"I don't, either; but 1 do want to bear tht
end."
"Well, the senator and the man from Kal
amazoo played and played, till dually now,
bow was that I Oh, yes; the senator bet on
the game, and the other man said he said
oh, Hcott, how provoking I Well, anyway,
the man from Kalamazoo had no change for
yes, I believe it was a hundred dollar bill,
and and"
"Do go on, Jul"
"Why, oh, yes well, anyway, LiL it ii
not quite as Mr. Bates told it I said tbs
Kalamazoo man had no change, didnt IP
Yes, yes, and the other manf"
"WelL he oh, yea, now I remember welL
M baa" Washington fast,
Appreciative.
(The young lady has just finished playing a
election from "Faust")
Old Lady-How nioel I always did like
"Home, Sweet Home."
Young Lady (with a start) "Home. Sweet
Home!"
Old Lady Yes; Min plays it I can al
ways tell it when she croons her hands.
Harper's Bazar.
He Was Mistaken.
A man with fire in his eyes and his fists
doubled up was prancing around on Monroe
avenue yesterday when a policeman hailed
him withi
"Are you looking fcr anybody in particu
lar r
I should remark that I was. I'm going to
smash a fellow's head the minute I find him!"
"What torr
"He called me a crank, and I don't take
that from anybody."
"I suppose you know the definition of the
terral"
"You bet I dol It moans a fellow who
will walk into a saloon where five or six of
his friends are and drink alone. I have never
done it in my life, and I'll allow no man to
impeach my honor."
The ofllcer explained the term as generally
understood, aud the man replied:
"Is that possiblol Well, then, I won't
smash him. I must post up on some of these
things before 1 get into trouble." Detroit
Free Press.
So Artless.
He stood in a doorway on Woodward ave
nue the other rainy day with an umbrella in
his hand and ho suomed to bo waiting for an
opportunity. Oue soon camo tripping along.
She had no umbrella, and ho stenpod out.
raised bis own aud bugan:
"Excuse nie, but"
"Oh, certainly," she lauchinelv oxclaimod.
"You nro very, vory kind. 1 shall ahvavs re
member it. Good-by."
And she took the umbrella from his erasD
and tripped away without ever once looking
back, aud he returned to the shelter of the
doorway to exclaim i
"There goes a 15 umbrella and here stands
an idiot who has been sold for a ceut." Do-
MEDICAL PROGRESS.
Aa Explanation ef th Marvelous Pro cms
ef Nkln Grafting.
When large areas of akin are de
stroyed, as happens in the case of
severe burns or extensive Injuries, it
li sometimes months before the sur
face is again covered with epidermis.
Repair may have gone on till the sur
face Is on a level with the surrounding
parts, and all that remains is for the
skin to creep in from the edges; but
this process, especially in persons
weakened by long confinement in bed,
Is very slow, and the constant dis
charge of matter from the open sur
face causes irritation, as well as weak
ness.
It has been known for many years
tat a flap of skin might be lifted from
its place and made to adhere In an ad
joining spot, provided its connection
with the surrounding skin were not
cut off. But now we can go farther
than this. In 1860 a French physician
discovered that small bits of sound
skin might be snipped off and applied
to the surface of the sore, and that
under certain conditions they would
adhere and form new centers from
which the process of healing might go
on.
In order to have a graft "take" well.
tne Bunace 01 tne uicer must be in a
suitable condition. If it is rough, or
discharges too freely, or projects too
far above the surrounding level, there
is danger that the small bits of skin
will fall off.
The process is as follows: The surj
face of the ulcer, as well as that of the
sound skin from which the grafts are
to be taken, having been carefully
cleansed with carbolic acid, or other
solution that serves the same purpose,
the bit of skin is picked up in a small
pair of forceps or on the point of a
needle, and is snipped off - with a pair
of sharp scissors or a small knife.
Only the superficial layer of skin is
taken, and if this is properly done
there is no bleeding.
The bit of skin, which is generally
not larger than the head of a pin, li
then placed firmly upon the ulcer,
with the cut side down, and preferably
about a quarter of an inch from the
free border. A line of grafts may be
placed at equal distances completely
across the denuded surface, and thus a
bridge of skin is Boon formed, for the
grafts spread and unite, and thus con
vert the original ulcer into two smaller
ones. By a similar process these two
parts may be again divided, and the
process continued till the whole sur
face is covered.
In a few instances larger portions of
skin have been made to grow to the
ulcerated surface, but in general the
smaller bite cause repair to go on as
rapidly, and are more easily applied
and cared for. Youth s Companion.
TOWED BY A TARPON.
How Two Men and a Heavy Boat Ware
Carried Along by a FLU.
The other rod lay between me and
my boatman, under his supervision. I
was reeling in my line after a short
abortive cast when suddenly Fierce
made an exclamation, and I turned to
see his line running out rapidly, so
rapidly in fact that the handle of the
reel knocked a piece out of his fore
finger. He reached me the rod, and
just after 1 had seized it, taking care
to exert no pressure, a large silvery
mass leaped out of the water straight
into the water and fell back again.
"A tarpon, and a big fellow," cried
Pierce.
In considering any statement as to
the height a fish jumps out of
water, it is important to know whether
the narrator has included the length
of the fish in making up his figures.
That ia to say, if a fish is six feet long
and jumps from its native element so
that the tip of its tall is two feet clear
of the surface, good story-tellers will
claim that it has jumped eight feet out
of water. Others will take oath to
only two. It is sufficient to state that
the tarpon in question jumped either
two feet or eight, according to the in
dividual preferonoe of the reader. At
that time he had taken out with veloci
ty about fifty yards of line; the leap
terminated his first rush, and I had an
opportunity to rool in about a fourth
of the amount before he started off
again. Meantime my man hud hauled
up the anchor and we were iu
process of being towed by the bJ0' fish,
whose frantic efforts to escape were
making the reel revolve at a famous
rate. From long expertbnoe with sul
mon, I knew enough to keep the point
of my rod as high as possible consist
ent with the heavy strain, and the mo-
uienv nie cusu uiimmsnoa in lnuinmt v
I clapped my finger on to the leather
drag and resisted stoutly, reeling in
very men oi line tnat I could recover.
But before long ho was off once more
In mad career, and out of water vi
ciously shaking his head in determined
efforts to spit out the hook. His fail
ure to do this after a series of endeav
ors showed that he had swallowed the
bait, and that my chief concern now
should bo as to the strength of my
tfeclcl. bcrlbner a Magazine.
Better Than a Safety Vault
Highwayman (halting lady in car
riage) Stop, Madam! Your money
or your life!
Lady My money is in mv Docket
sir, and as neither you nor I can find it
Inside of ten minutes, and there is a
large party of brethren tourists com-
Ing up the hl.l, I would advise you to
let rne pass. .
Highwayman Thanks, madam, your
advice is worth heeding. Good-day.
Burlington Free Press.
CHOOSING A CALLING.
i
i tie Mont Monxtntona Earthly Quastlea
That I. Ret Kefor. a Boy,
Twenty years ago Thomas Scott of
Pennsy'vania, one of the shrewdest of
railway men, spent a few days in
country village. An active, bright-
faced boy in the house where he board.
ed attracted his notice. He asked
the school-master what was the ca
pacity of the lad.
"He,ls dull," was the reply. "Thick.
beaded and incapable, though willing
enough to learn. His father wishes to
make a chemist of h m, but he can not
master the first principles of the
science."
Mr. Scott, watching the lad. observed
that in the affairs of daily life his judg
ment was clear and just and his ob
servation keen. lie showed, too.
singular faculty, for managing his
school fellows. The boy's parents were
induced to take him from school, and
Mr. Scott gave him work in the yard
of a rali way.
Now," he said, "you have no longer
to deal with books, but with things and
men. Make your own way. I believe
you can do it"
It was the first time the boy had been
told that he was not wholly a dolt He
proved to be energetic, intelligent and
enthusiastic in his work. There was a
certain firmness and cordiality in his
tnaaner which gave him control over
his associates. He was soon sent out
upon the road in charge of a gang of
men. A few years later, when Mr.
fccott came that way again, the young
roan was superintendent of a division.
He afterward rose steadily to the front
rank in bis profession.
A boy is too apt to be influenced in
the choice of his life-work by some ac
cident or petty motive. His father
and grandfather have been successful
physicians, or manufacturers, or butch
ers, and it seems natural and right for
him to follow in their footsteps. Or
his intimate friend at college is going
to study law, and he must do the same.
Sometimes a pious father and mother
cherish a fond hope that the boy will
devote his life to preaching the gospel,
and, rather than disappoint them, he
does it, with no fitness or real zeal for
the work.
In each case the lad's life is a failure
for the want of n little deliberation and
a careful examination of his natural
abilities.
Among the readers of the Compan
ion there are tens of thousands of boys
who must soon make choice of their
profession or trade, one of the most mo
mentous earthly questions which will
be set before them.
Don't be in a hurry, boy a Do not
et an accident decide for you. Do not
choose an occupation beoause it is more
'genteel" than others. It Is the man
who gives charaoter and dignity to his
occupation, as to his clothes.
Do not think, booause you are rated
dull at school, that there is no honor
able place for you in the world. There
are talents and powers which do not
deal with books. God sends no man
into the world without providing an oc
cupation for him in which he may earn
respect You have yours.
But take care that the work is that
for which the tool is fitted. The more
fact that the work seems pleasant and
attractive to you does not prove that it
is fitted to your faculties. You may be
ambitious, but you can not climb a lad
der without feet and hands.
Learn the strength of your feet and
hands, and the right ladder, and then
trust only in God and toayourself to
make your way up it Youth's Companion.
, Matter, of Importance. ,
They were in the conservatory at an 3 rear
ing party, and there, amid the perfume of
the roses and posies, be bad fervently de
clared his passion, ' '
"Mr. Sampson, George," she responded,
with womanly tenderness, "my heart ha
been wholly yours for month and now," she
went on, shyly taking bis arm, "you may
take me in to supper; I heard it announced
when you first began those words of love
which have so blissfully changed all ths colors
of my life." Harper's Bazar.
Blood Will Tell,
Phyllis (sotto voce) Why dont you ac
knowledge bis courtly salutation, Dorothy!
Is it because his father was in soapf
Dorothy (in whispered warmth) Yes, my
family traditions are against cultivating such
an acquaintance. .
Phyllis (soothingly) Pardon me, dearest,
I did not mean to wound you. But were all
your ancestors trampsf Munsey's Weekly.
HISTORY DONE OVER.
A Newly Discovered Anecdote of Qaeea
Elliabetk.
The March wind was swirling and sough
ing drearily as Sir Walter Raleigh ascended
the steps to the palace and inquired of the
Grand Duke of the Vestibule if her majesty
was at borne. That individual, turning to
the Goldstick in Waiting, repeated the ques
tion to him,, and he in turn interrogated the
First Lady of the Front Staircase, who
promptly communicated Sir Walter's request
tor information to the proper authorities, the
result being that the courtier was utformed
that her majesty was in and would be pleased
to have him call again next week. This Sir
Walter, concealing his discomfiture, pro
ceeded to do, remarking to the queen when
next be met her that she had treated him in
a very wintry manner the last time he called.
, "No. my dear Sir Walter," replied her
majesty; "the treatment souorded you was
not wintry; it was summary."
"Hal" smiled the courtier. "You were
feeling coolly that morning."
"Wrong again, Sir Walter," was her ma
jesty's quick retort "I was not coolly dis
posed. Indeed 1 was much less Raw-ly dis
posed than usual"
"Were I your enemy, madame," quoth the
courtier, "I should inform your majesty that
the jest was good when first twas uttered by
the third assistant game keeper on my great-great-grandfather's
estates, some two hun
dred years ago, but as one of your majosty's
devoted slaves 1 remember what is due
your highness, and observe, 'Hal haf Thy
wit well nigh drives me to the verge of lu
nacy. Again your majesty will permit me
to observe, 'Hal haf"
"Laugh away, my dear Sir Walter." re-
plied the' queen, somewhat piqued; "but do
not laugh too hard. Men have been known
to laugh their heads off."
This story is interesting as showing Eliza
beth's extraordinary ability in the art of re
partee. Harper's Magazine.
It Is All Right,
"I think I drotiDed a letter Into tha mall
the other day without stamping it," said a
man at iae postomce as ne callea lor the calel
uers.
"If vou did it has gone to the dead letter
office."
"Has, ebt You must have known that it
was a mistake." (
"Yes."
"And you outrht to have held it for in
quiry!"
"VV e have our rules."
"And thev ara miirhtr Imnn.lonf. rnlna Is.
j 0 j - - ,
me tell you I The postofllce department needs
nveroauung, ana l u neip to see it done!"
The next dav the man returned, thia tim
with a smile on his face, aud said:
You remember I was SDeakinor about an
unstamped letter I"
"Yes."
"I was much put out"
"Yes."
"Well. I want to annlnrHA That laMn
was directed to an acauaintance. In it I ra.ll-
td him a liar and a horse thief. La.st niirht
I found out that I was mistaken. H hasn't
got the letter and won't get it, and so won't
know BJlvthill'7 about It Th nratnffia Aa.
partment is all right Rules are all right
rn i i, i tt . .
w i ore uu rigub uave a cigar ana press
On to promotion and increased salarv." De
troit Free Press.
Famlly"ioYalty.
A Stevens avenue voumr lodv was mnrh
coined and shocked as she walked dnwiv
street yesterday to see her young brotc sit-
ungasmae me prostrate Doay or another
boy, and raining down blows uixn his strug
gling victim.
"Johnny I" she almost screamed, "whatav.
you doing! Come here this minute. Aren't
you ashamed of yourself, fiirhtinz this wav
in the street?"
The boy reluctantlv arose from his vnn.
quished antagonist and faced his indignant
sister. Theu he exoloined;
"Well, I don't care. He said von waant
good looking. I dou't think you are either,
but it ain't none o' his funeral So I licked
him. " Mi f yoaDolis Journal
J