miscellaneous. F.vpry mtw !" bin role In Ufa, es ficln(ly the man who t.ritw to ride ths bucking mule at a circus. luHm:toii Froc rres. -An English doctor nays that of 1.S40 oiws of front only one was that of a total ut)Htjdiiir, and bin nnoostors wpro bnoi1 and wfuo drinkers. An old lady maiding in Michigan bus u very largo white cat over ton yisnra old to which she has hocome ho uttm-hod that nh has niwle proviti rri, in en so hup riomiso occurs flint, that it iw put to death and buriod with her. -An Alahamu woman hoard a ghost In the hoiiHn. Hor husband heard noth ing but rat 'She stuck to "hosts and hfi to niN, and they began a miit for itlvorco the noxt day on tho ground of incnmpntabilfty of temper,. Tlie siwurtlity of applying'the title 'Mister'' to all sorts of men, on all aortsof ((fusions, is well illustrated In a recent Isstui of a South wentern paper, in which it wan declared that "the late Mr. Hank Ilrown was hanged ychtordiiy in tho pvsineo of a large atjd intro!)tcd audience." A Questionable Suews. An ere -Una "And now that you have visited her school. Kdwtn, what in your decis ion regarding Mme. l-'rarifulso .for our children? An to discipline, does shti give tha proper attention?" Edwin "Indeed nhe does, my dear. I watt there the whole morning, and Madame m-em-'l to drrott the entire time to preserving order." Harpor'a Maga zine. It ft not ponorally known that the vounir flat finh have an eye on each side of the body, and it is only in tho ndult Htiige that the eye are both on rme idn. There ban been much diw mission among scientific men us to tho mode in which tho change takes place I 'our Amerkan tourists arrested in filwitwriand on the chAige of lxlnr pick pock eta have been releaaed on the demand of Minister Washbnrn but no apology offered. Damage are claimed. John Chinaman's latest move in New York ia the formation of a Lattor Union, into which 1,000 laundry men have entered, "for mutual protection and benefit." It coats faO to become a mem ber, and the entry fee may be paid on the installment plan. The buildings of the Paris Exposition will remain as iermanent exhibition buildings, wherein will be founded an annnal hnropenn fair after the pattern oi thect'le)ratel annual tairsolovgorod Mr. Gladstone's library at Ha warden is one of the finest private libraries in England. It lias more than 20,000 volumes. Mr. Gladstone loans his books out to any one in the neighborhood who wants to read them. A prize fight at Port Elizabeth, Afrirca, between Jack Couper and Wolf Bendoft" for t-t'.SOO was won by the former in twenty-seven rounds. The gate money netted over $30,000. The stakes were the largest ever fought for, and the receipts the greatest ever known for such an event. No man In no inslgnlfiocat as to bestirs hit exaiapie ran do no hurt. The ortlirrn'M Mew (Sleeper. Railroader sjiesk in high praise of the new vestibnled sleepers of the Northern Pacific, saying they are without doubt the finest sleeping cars ran upon any road. Kurd ear has two state rooms- one a sinule and the other a double room. Earn has its own private toilet room. The remainder of the car is altogether different from die ordinary sleeper. The toilet rooms are large and much more private. In the old style of Tullman the gentlemen's toilet room has no privacy w hatever. In these they extend across the car and are partitioned off so that one passing through the car sees nothing of the gentlemen making their toilet. Each car is supplied with hot and cold water, and ice w ater as well. Tle water is car ried in tanks beneath the car, and by a new arrangement the necessity oi pump ing water for toilet purposes is done away with. The w ater is forced into the pipes by means of air pumps. Warm water is obtained by imving the water paasthronj;h a coil of pipe encircling the iieater. The drinking water passes through pipes upon which is placed a larj?e quantity of ice. In the toilet room is an air gauge carrving ihe same amount of pressure in a tank beneath the car as Wilt in the flounder it, has been ob- is in the drum under the engine. This erved to travel over the ridge of tho head, while in some other finh it parses directly through the aoft tissue of the younjr llh to the oilier side. The history of the many attempt- to mine American rotten in other parts of the world is u series of failures. Some yenrs ago England was at large expense in njtempt to introduce this cotton into India, or to engraft its good ijualitie noon the Indian plant, but the seed refused to grow into thrifty plants, imd imported plants declined to transmit their good iuu!itien to the Indian nlunt. -Manufacturer's Hecord. The death of Mrs. Tyler leaves but four women living whose husbands we-v at any time President of the United Slates. These are Mrs. Polk, Mr-. (Jrant. Mrs. (iartield and Mrs. Cleveland. Tin-re are two othor women still alive who also acted as mistress- of the Presidential man sion -Mr. Harriet l.une Johnson -md Mrs. Mt.-Elrov. The former, who was the niece of .lames Htifliuimn. did the s(-il honors for our only bachelor President, while Mrs. McElroy acted in a similar rn parity for her widowed brother. Chester A. Arthur, when he was in the bite House. Only two ex Presidents are living Hulle-i-ford B. Hayes ami (irmer Cleveland. A fashion paper Nays that hair worlf is again fashionu'ile, and instead of giving your autograph it is the proper thing to give a loelc of hair, 'which is preserved in an iilbutn. When a young man gives a young lady one of his locks, idie knows whose hair she is getting: but when a young lady pre sents a young man with one of her tresses, he doMsn't know to whom it originally In-longed; mid this is calcu lated to weaken his interest in the new "fad." This fashion in hair-work, by the way. was evidently originated by the Indians. The red man has long been engaged in the business of mak ing n collection of locks of hair. Ituj. he is not proud. He doesn't pivnervo 'em in an album. A cheap belt at the waist is good enough for the untutored child of the forest. N. Y. Ledger. constantly has sufficient pressure to kep running both hot 8nd cold water, as well as ice water. The two water tanks beneath the cars are sufficient to supply the capacity of the car for sixty hours. Miould the car be cnt off there is attached an air pump, with which by the manipulation oi an employe sufficient air can la forced inio the tank to keep up a stream of rumming watei for ten hours. In case of tire the car is supplied with luxe wluch, attached to the toilet room faucets, will give a stream sufficiently heavy to check any ordinary blaze. The interior car is all hand finished, the trim mings being in blue silk glace, making altogether the finest cars yet turned out by the Pullmad shops. TRADE REM V P MARK edv; PAIN For Stablemen and Stockmen, CURES 0t, SawlUaga, BralMa, tpralu. Sails, Strains, ImMM. StllnMl, OrmckMl EnIi, Seratchsa, OoalncUonj, flask Wmada. Btrincttlt, Son Tnrot, DiitrapOT. Colic, Whitlow, FoU EvU, rutuU, Tunorl, B pilau, aUnabonw ft ad Sparta la lu luw. Olravtiou wltk uk bottU. AT SBDMltfTSASDPKALEl. THE CHURLEI . VQQELEI CO.. 8lHlwBr.M, WEBSTER THE BEST INVESTMENT For the Family, School, or Professional Library. ' tlKinnmni-A Enormous Waste in Smoke. of tho enormous waste escape of snioko into the Home iib-a caused by tin atmosphere may be formed from some recent estimate made by Prof. Chandler Roberts. He calculated that the weight of the smoke cloud which daily hangs over London, Eng., amounts to about fifty tons of solid carbon and i.'iO tons of carbon in the form of hydro-earbou and earbonic-o.-nde gases. From tho actual result of tests made by the Smoke-abatement Committee the value of coal waste in smoke from domestic grates amounts, upon the annual con sumption of ii.OW.0!) of people, to ll.'.'S-J,.')!)!). The cost of cartage on this wasted coal is calculated to be $1, 8t:t.7;"i0, while the unnecessary passage of about 1,.Vs.(hJM horses through the streets in drawing it adds seriously to the cost, of street, cleaning ami repair ing. Then there is the cost of Inking nwuy Liie extra ashes, $J1.,0I)I) per year. Summing if all up, tho direct' nnd indirect cost of waste coal may be set down at $l:i,000,t)W, plus the addi tional loss from tho damage done to properly caused by the smoky atmos phere, estimated lit $10,000,000, the whole aggregating $-'3,000,090. -Chicago Journal. M M lor mj years Standard Authority lfl tie Gov't Printing Office anl U.S. Supreme Court. it isElimr EEcommenaEl 38 State Sup'ts of Schools and tie leading College Presidents. Nearly all Hie School Books It5 liM In tils country are based upon Webster, as attested by lie leading ScM M PntHista 3000 more Words and nearly 2000 more Engravings tnan any oilier American Dictionary. GET THE BEST. tiold bf -11 Bookucllorii. Illustrated Pamphlet spooinion pOKcs, etc., sent froe. C. 4 t AR1AV 4C0., I'ub'r8,8priagfield,Mku. ASTHLMA Aiiyuu BlUlcusl. tH. T&l CAN CURED. A trial Uulue sunt F rev 10 i, TAKT BKO., KocluaiUjr, N.J(. 91 CiNnAI. haoH. oibter. Koenlah PUoa; BnrdsM Onaui, tmoA lutnuuenU. IraMt took of Shout If tub and Boob. Baooj tnimUad at Kartara PrlnM. MATXUXAIi OBAV 00. IMFoH 94nwi, San rraoobgo NOTICE TO PUBLISHERS. HAS SICKS ESTBLISHED AT PORTLAND BY PALMER & REY. Core N Pay. Tt la pretty severe tout of any rloctnr'i iktll whfn th psyintnt of bin foe 1h made conrtl tlonal npou bin rarlnt bin patibnt Yet aftor havlnir, for many yean, ohnprved tlie tboanaada of marvi-loua curca etft-rted In I.lver, Blood and Lniift dlM-um-a, by Dr. Pieroe'a (tolden Medical lilwovery, It maDnfaetiireni fii'l warranted In nrlllni it. aa tbev are now dotnir throuirb all drnKKlntii, the world over, sndt-r a pertlflpate of pontine guarantee tbat tt will either benefit or euro in every caw of dlaeam for wnlcn tney reeommend ft, If taken In time and Riven a fair trial, or money paid for H wltl be promptly re faudi-d. Torpid liver, or 'blllonnonii," impure blood, akla ernptlnna, aerofulona aorea and awelllnfrH, oonnutuptlon (which la acrofula of me mtiK,) aij yieia to tnia wonuerriu medicine, Itlabnthtonicoratn-nfrth-reatorlng, and altar alive or blooal-cjcanalng. Chronic Naaal Catarrh ooaltlvelv cured br Dr. PaKe't Kemedy. W cent, by drafrfrlftta. One half of the world miurt sweat sod groan that the other may dream. P1XRN! PILKHII PltKHIM Dr. William 'a Indian Pile Ointment la the only anre enre for Blind. Bleedlnx or Itching Hlca ever discovered. It never falls to care old chronic cane of lotiff nun ding. Jndae Coffin bury, Cleveland, 0., Baya: "I have found t-y exnerienee that Dr. Wtl- Uam'a Indian tile Ointment gives Immediate relief." Do not snfft-r an tnatant lonirer. Bold bv Wll- Uamaon'a Manufactuiitut Co.. Prooa.. Cleveland. Ohla. f0c and tl. Hold by L. Blumaner 6l Co.. WboleaaJe Dros- glHtt, Portland, Or. Wit la fully. unleM a wine man hath the keep ing of it. StrRK CI HK rOB PILEH. Sure rnre for blind, bleeding and Itching Pitea. One bo i baa cured the wont casea of ten yearn' f.tandlng. No one need nllr ten mlnutea after naing Klrk'a Uerman Pile Ointment. Itabnorba tnmora, allaja the itchlug. a-u aa a poultice, Elvea relief. Dr. Kh-k'a (iennan Pile Ointment ia prepared only for Pllea and Itchlug of the private parta, and nothing else. Every box la warranted Mold by DrtiKgiiita and sent by mall on receipt of price, 11.00 per hoi. J. i. Mack k Co., Whole- t b-Pdw o MOST PERFECT MADE. , , r i sfrA.fri assay ofr- CZl hsve analysed Dr. Prick's Crkam IUkino 1owkk, bought by me in open market, and have found It free from Alum and A ruraoula and containing no deleter ious ingredients of any kind. It makes fine, light bread, and I csn recommend it to all wishing pure and whole-tome food. ' LOUIS FALKENAU. San Franclxco. January 25, 1880, Formerly State A ssayer. Mor lit Pacific Industrial Exposition Opern at PORTLAND OH., Sept. 26, and Closes October 26, 1889. nBiiiCoilaiisSixfflOiiiMAffl! which will be covered with Interesting disnlava of every description from every oection of the -Northwest. aale Agenta, ban Franclaeo. A man mtiat atand erect, not be kept erect by other.. Mwept by the Tide or Popularity To tlie tnpmnt pinnacle of auecefta, Hoatetter'a Stomach Btth-m atanda a ahlnlng proof of wbat genuine merit, backed by the living orceof proven facta, can attain, the North and South American routlueuta, Kurope, Auatralia, the Weat Indiea, (iuatemala and Mexico have all contributed wide patronage and teatlmony of the moat favorable kind but unsolicited to awell the reputation of thla at-rllng remedy. Among the inaladlea for which the most con vincing public aud prnft-Mional teatlmony proven that It la a beulirn curative, are chllla aud fever, billona remltu-nt, dumb ague and amie cuke, dyan-paia, liver complaint, nervona neiw, debility, kidney and bladder complaiblK. It mltigatea tlie lufermltiea of age, bahtena cod-valeaeeui-e, baa a tendency to prevent 111 con aeqneueea from exiMwnre and exhanation. Per aouaof w-demary habita and laboroua ocrupa tioua will 11 n J It an ever UMi-ful Uiuic. S250.00O EXPENDED IN CROUNDS AND DUILDINCS! iArgeat and beat exhibit of mK I.1VK HTOCK ever brought together on the Pacific Coact will be made in the ipacioua grounds adjacent to the Kxpositlou Bulldlug from Oct II to 19. LIBEIIATI, THE FAMOUS (X)KXETIST, With Bfty of the bent niUHlclana of X.-w York, has bcon engaged at an enormoua expeui-e U) fur nUbmnaic during the entire exwailion. There hen been nothing left undoue to mano thin tl. grHndtexpltlon c.n the Pai-iflc Coast. K'duced ratea of fare have been aecured on ail trai , portatinn liuea. Portland extenda au iuvatlon to every rcldi-ntof the Xorthweat to atb-nd til i magnllloentexpoaitlon and enjoy her hoaj-italitlea. Hotel accoinmodationa ample. For fiiil thux Information addreiw 'j NORTH PACIFIC INDUSTRIAL EXPOSITION, PORTLAND. OR. L He who but no allver in bla purse should have j silver on his tongue. ; "White Elephant of Slam, Lion of Eng land, Draeon of China, Cress of Swttxer, land. Banner of Persia, Crescent of Egypt Double Eagle of Kimia, Star of Chili, The Circle of Japan, Harp of Erin. To get theae buy a box of the genuine Dr. C. McLane'b Cklkbkateo Litkb Piu.8, price to rents, and mail us the out side wrapper with your address, plainly written, aud 1 cents in stamps. V e will then mail you the above list with an ele gant package of oleographie and chro matic cards. Fleming Bros., PrrTSBtraa, Pa. To kei-p good actions In memory refresh them wiiu new. 1 A MOTHIirM LOVR MAVP.H II FK TEX Vf.iUOI.ll HILI. My little girl, ten yeara of age, had Hrltrht's i disease. Her ankles, f-t and eyes were terribly j awolen. Pour of our best pbysiciuus attend-d j her, but her life was despaired of. A mother's love aunuouut all didlcultles, aud I determined to try Ir. Havld Kenudy'a Knvorlte K-mdy, maale at Koudout, N. V. Hricht'a disease! How hiippy 1 ttiu that I determined upon loUconrse for one by one the well-kuowu symptoms of the disease left her. Words fall to express my i gratitude, and 1 cannot too earnestly recom- j mend the Favorite Kemedy. Her recovery was : entirely due to tlie favorite remedy, which waa ! Ihe only uiedirine lauen alter uer ca mkmticel (Summer 6omplam Stamps, are alwqid cured ORDER JY MAIL One Dozen Assorted Handkerchiefs at 50c., 75c., $1.00 or $1.50. postage paid for Men. Ladies and Child ran. ' OnW anything an! everything you want to use, to wear, to eat or toaumsc yourself or others, and it will be furnished at lowest price. Or der a sample copy of the Uomt Cirtlt. containing price list of over articles used in famillea and It will Is- seut you free of cost. Order a few samples of dry goods to compare price and qual ity with orders. Orper at ouce It will pay you. Address, SMITH'S CASH STORE 418 FRONT STREET, MAX PH.ISC1MCO - CAMKOBXIA abandoned by the physicians Mrs. ase was Laura A. Kemuton. West Kutland. Vermont, lm. Kknnkuy's Favorite Kkmisdy, made at Koudout, N. Y. 11; 6 for fc. Send for book, how to cure Kidney, Liver and Blood disorders. Jtezu)avi$ Ijiv down a method for everything and stick to It Inviolably. He sure to read II. T. Hudson's advertisement In this paper, lie carries the largest stork at lowest prices. For firouchinl aud Asithiuatie l orn plaint', aud Coughs aud Colds, "Hrown't Brnn rliint Trorlu:" have remarkable curative prop erties. "." cents u box. J. II. PlHk. t'hement and ANWiyer. ftUj Waslilngton St., Portlaud, O. Packages by mall or express promptly attended to. IMik out for II. T. Hmikou's adrertlsemeut uext wwk In this papej-. curt mm lafL FOR THE BLOOD! True religion Is not merely a wintertime ex perience; It is a perennial aud eternal life. Taking italtogether there never was a time when our country wsh enjoying Kreater prosperity than at the present ruoineul. aud yet there are thousands of people in the land who are funning and fuming about hard times. Ao d-mbl but what mauv of them are honest in their complaint, and it is often because they have not found the right kind of work or j the right way to do it. now if buMiuess is not moving along with you Hati'ntac torily. take our advice and write to 1J. F. JohuHon & Co., itii-hmoud, Vs. It is more than likely that they can help you, ut any rate, it would cot you nothing but a pont age stamp to apply to them. There aremore people who can forget them selves than goeru themselves. Have you tried ' TauMill's Punch Cigar. You don't have to take our word for tho good quality of Dobbin's Electric Soap. ,!imt get one bar of your grocer, and let it tell you its own story next Monday, and be governed by that, good or bad, lte member Dobbin's EUctric. TktIQkkmea for breakfast. SwiJVs Kpecllic curefl in-- it f'aru-er, which was hereHtury, for my iHllier illeil il (anifr. Myer" netted Mil oilier m-utnie I. in Iket rew worse all the time, I left oll'ull other rcuu-dieH, and look S.S.S. whli:h foreMl out th-- Hwofi niuil my systeiu wascleuiHHl, vhei tl I'umrer heale!, not even (eavui a syn. My heallli uln e Inw heeuexcelleiil, MKS, f.VI'KA K. Okkoan, lH'IHOIt,(,H., (S-pt. '.'(, 'HS. Send fr Trent ise on f'dijrer and lilrxHt DIseuHet; maliel free, tSWIKT HPKC'IKIt' t flrawers, Atlanla, (la. The Celebrated French Euro, tKori,r "APHRODITINE" fZl IS Soi.D (IN i POSITIVE GUARANTEE to eti re an y loim of nervotia liMMi-M, or auy disorder of tha Reiterative, or- vnliK of fillii- sex whether r- V SjZ2?'S lklnir Itom Hie MP I CH exclusive use of Stiniulmita, Tobacco or Opium. ui hiiuiko yoiumiii luniseietioti, over iniliii); eucc, Ac., audi aa Loss ol Ktaiu Power, Wakeful ness, lleaiinr down Paina in the Back; Si-minii. Weakness, Hysteria, Nervous Prostration Nocturn al Km lesions. U-ucorrlio-a, Ulaiuess, Weak Mem ory, bwaof Power and lmiolency, which if ne- f lected often lead to premstureolrl aie and iusaii ty Price 11.00 n box. 6 boxes lor Ij.otf But by mail on recnipt of price. A WKIT1KN Ol All ANTKK foreven-S.OO order, to refund tlie money if a I'nriiiiineiit euro 1 not effected. Thoiisauda of testimonials from oldaud youtiir, of both sexes, permanently eiwdbyAeiiKODiTiNK. circular free. Address THE APHRO MEDICINE CO. WK8TKKN KRANl'H, 803127 POKTI.AKD or Sold by Streiblg & Lane, DnnKKistt, cor. Sec ond Waahinictou m Portland, Or, For btLsiness tMirsuIta at the Portland P.usineaa CoIU')fC, Portiaud, Oregon, or at the Capital ll!i ines Cotlcjff, Siik'iii, Oregon. Sloth schools are under the iiiiiiUKetni-ntoi A, P. Ariu.sti-otur, have same course of atudiea and same rates of tuttkm. lliitfiucNM, Miorlliaiid,1 Typewrittii), Penmanship and lvngllsh Depart- mlttrd at any time. KorjoiutCHUiloue.addrenS furtland baiium Mitt, AD CsHtil Ra-xana CoHfge.1 I'ortland, (iregon. vfl Salem, Oregon. EVER-READY DRESS STAYS,' Marufneriired front PIXKST SPItlSO STKEI Uubber Couted, Hatine and Katl.: Covered. GUARANTEED Not to Hind, lireak or Split. Ptltclieo to the Seams, No pockets or hot irons required. f A I IXIlMJ HKWARE of worth- -. VMU I IVII. less imitations. Beo (hat "hV Kit HEADY " is stampi-d on the back of tacn W ay. THE EVER-READY EXTENDEST Are made of the same material, with elastlo end Rod Unci: ten Ask for the KVKR-KEADY Btayi and Ex tuudi -a, and take no other. BHOffS MKTZNEU Aa;enta, OC5 Market Htrvet, . V. Oi WbViGOR Restored HOW T 9 ACT I ADVICE fREE I MvoiuUrirtugrrfim T.t VlarAr -Nrrvwua laeblllly, fr nature IHM'JIn', m,, n siiiuoc from luli4rcutiii,iiMQi. i art-d wllhuulAitoau h rnatKinait j HE M ST0N TREATMCIT. Sealed book fnt iV-, AVlr-M, THE MAR8TON CO, liParkPiwa, Now York' S-; to H a May. Bamplea worth Ke.iff S l- KKK. Lines not under horsea' feet. v Write Bi-eiWHter Hafety Jlelai Holder - Mollv.Mleh. (mm B5f ORE iiWASD It you nave an Old Bore that needs heallns, aud that other remeliea have failed to heal-, or a breaking out or itching of the acaJp or body; or a lioil, Burn, Cnt, or auy ailment for which a Salve Is suitable, buy a -cent box of Mexican Naive-, which Is Warranted to Cure when evurythioKelse falls. If not kept by your druggist send 26 cenla lu stamps to J. C. Dkmknt, Agt., Astoria, Or., aud receive a box by mail. CoaruUi tofii KEFECT I WllklMt f tv. .. I '7f f -JFREE, aWst'-fslI Is Boat f by ratorn mall, 1 foil descriptive 1 circular! of iS Howrt tw S TAIU STSIf M ii of MtsieuniKa. Any utay oi ordi nary Intulligeiica can easily and quickly learn to out and moLo any garment, In anyityle to any meaaurn for lady or child. Address CTH3 ....J Ciiwianill, 0. CUKES WHINE ALL ELSt (AILS. I 1 Couiru Syrup, '1 khx1. Die f I in time. Hold by druiadsts. f 1 N. P. N. U. No. 301-8 JtSL'JJJ". J - V. N. U. )Uo. Hi I: X- 3 i I l " :