HS&RYiN' roa YOU. 3x Bwryt" vo. U jms t.mea twliu' blue; Vikhio" tor you. weBoVrla' whoa You'll tm rosta' bobs agon; v.. BtiPi float km wkat to 4a, Jext a eryin' tor job. Krrp a awpm' aT b day; Ju'l in -vtrytodj j wt. W-oika Ut tmile sod pans BHmi wiiifra' what on earth t rroa. Twouktat help tf thrj kjtrw Jest a-wearjtn' tor yea. Uoom't to lonoaom, tta your ckak I.tuptT by tin Arc-piace ihrr; Jst cul stand tha atbt af tl: On eat doon an' ronUB a btv But the woods la lonesome too, Jen a'woarjiB' for you. Cornea ibe wrejjirith aot emre Like the rnrtlm' of your dim ; AloMoma tailin' to the crocad fofi!y-!ikyoor footsteps aooad; Vl lik joar eye as blue, Jel a-vaarrlB' tor yon. Wr-nw' roam! Tba birds aake vVao to ainf aoforyooraake.) But there awteeM la the mm Tbat oone inriUia' from thrtr throatal Eeswitoftelyoer abaeae,too Jest a-vearyla' far jrou. T-nraw' fall: 1 warn too bwwo Wkn Um dark f looata la tba doot fiwmi jest like job ertor ba There to osea A tor a ! laieb com UakUa' thrills roe through, Seta bm werjia' tor too. Jest -wftarTta" tor yea! All the tine a toelta' Mae! Vakm' for yo wobootIb whoa Yob U be eomln' boats agoa. KeaUeaa doat know wkat to do Jest a-'wearrtn' foryoa! T. L. Btaaioo. to Courier Journal CONCERNING GOURMETS. Tha TartaOoa of Oplntoa a to tho IMahoa That an Taottwaata. The story of P&ranni and the turkey wa pitrti.-ularly good; but here is on about I'riilat Savarin, which 1 thins: is loiter: 1$. S. was a fugitive in this oaatry three year from the reiga of terror In France; he was a fine writer and better eeok. I was on a journey from Paris to Lyons once," be writes, "when I stopped at Sens for dinner. I was as rabid for food as a wolf and you may imagine my feelings when on my asking the host what there was in his larder, be answered: 'Little enough.' -Let's see about that' said L as 1 went on to where I perceired spit perfuming the air. What do you think I saw there? Four fat turkeys actu ally four browning to a turn! 'Why,' said L they're food enough for me tme of them, in fact? But the host said do. They were all bespoken by a gentleman up-stairs. Ferdi! thought I; this irentleman np-etairs must be a second Gargantus! I will go up and entreat him for a bird. And I went. Aad what to you think I found ? Who was the glutton but my own son! Father. said he, "at home you always jfevour the pope's nose, the choicest tidbit of all the kings' anatomy. I never get one. 1 was determined that 1 would hare a feast for once so I or dered four turkeys. JTow. as I only want my choice morsel, you may have the ret of 'em with pleasure."" One of the maxims of lierniion de Foesey, the greatest magistrate France ever had, was tbat the man who dis covered a new dihh is of more im portance than the astronomer who dis covered a new planet, for the reason that we have planets enough for all practical pttrposes, while the palate of civilize J man is always yearning for the things that make life endurable. atel, the maitre d'hotel of Conda, was the greatest cook that ever donned a chef cap. Bis suicide, because of the non-arrival of some fih to complete a-great supper he was preparing, is charmingly told by Mme. de Sevigne; ire it to Vatel was Careme, whose me moirs have lately been published. Vatel was bora in Rouen. Normandy, as were Jee Bechamel. Eobert and Merilion, whose fame as masters of the culinary art is historical A genuine epicure has some peculiar fancy of bis own as regards cooking. Sam Ward in his day was the model (Utter out. and he had his Maryland fcan boiled with straw around them. An Episcopal clergyman in Foughkeepeie prefers them boiled in wine. J udge Henry Alien considered a mongrel goose the greatest thing in the eating line, and Congressman Scott, of Pennsylvania, always wants to cook his oysters himself. SeerHary Bayard is also a fine cook, and, in fact, a great roaoy statesmen can prepare certain dishe. Dinners in Washington are generally delightful affair as the pub lie men give much attention to them, tmd most of the diplomats are good talkers. The first maxim of the diplo mats is to keep a good table and cul tivate the ladies. Hare in the United States our choice is oysters, terrapin, canvas back duck and turkey. A Greeti lander's great luxury is a half putrid whale's tail or a walrus liver; and a trapper Id the far torth has for a relish beaver tail and lwr s paw. They eat their rum and chew their brandy, as everything freezes, and an arctic sandwich is a frozen slice of whisky between two t'.i:-M of leer. Porpoise meat was once afavort-4 dUh with the English no bility, but now "there's no hale like the IIingiinh bale, and no beef like the Hiogiuib lf.M A delicious morsel to the AtjKtrftiiBO if kangaroo and the WUU H..IKU. Atttt UttOTOaCB IB JVMjUl America eat clay as luxury, but with some people, even io our own Southern States, it is a necessity. Baked ele pbant's trunk,, palm worms fried in tbetf wn fat, roasted spiders and mice are the favorite dainties with the tribes of Africa; and the natives of the West Indies can abide anything but a rabbit stew. In China the diet is shark's Gns, bird's nest son p. ducks' tongues and the chrysalis of the silkworm after the ilk has tn-eu wound from it And so on throughout the entire world, each nation having its particular special ties. -Hartford Tiuioa. CRAZED BY PROSPERITY. Too Mark Saorooa IMvaa MaaleoJ Caa The sad story of William Bob, tha composer, who has just been placed la a lunatic asylum, from which, accord ing to the doctors, he is unlikely ever to go out again, gives a striking Illus tration of the dangers of overprosperi ty. His story is very curious. Twenty years ago he led the life of an out-and-out Bohemias not of an elegant imi tator, cashless Arab of art At that time he was the familiar of "two singers, who had a tremendous reputa tion among the frequenters of the less reputable musical halls at Vienna. At their entertainment be was the orches tra, ' for the sole accompaniment is these places is the piano. Besides this, he could make for them the not very moral couplets with which they made their mark. The life might not be unpleasant for though the wages were not good, and Rob often had to go all day without a meal, he could com pensate for it at night When his two "diras" were aked out to supper he went with them, and. by stuffing him self with good things and chamjwgae, he made up for forced asceticism. One evening a lucky thing happened to him.. Somebody had suggested to Baron Xathaniel de BothschiLd that it would be amusing to visit one of these singing saloons; and he went As is well known, he is a musical amateur. and particularly fond of Viennese music So when chauce brought him to the place where our trio were per forming he paid tittle attention to the rather commonplace charms of the two sirens, while he noted with surprise the brilliant execution of their accom panist who performed raises of Strauss and Laura as well as his own composi tions in the interludes. Now, Ruths child had been thinking for some time of getting together a company of twelve first-rate musicians for his palace at Wilden, and the idea came across kirn which he ultimately carried out of installing Rob there as permanent chief. Here was a chance lor the poor Bohemian. At the touch of a magician's wand he found himself transformed into splendid apartments, fashionably clothed), waited upon by servants, with his pockeU full of money, and publishers clamoring for the rights of publishing his songs. His new patron was proud of him and took him to London. Paris and other places, got him to play before tha Prince of Wales and other w ise made a lion, of him. Everywhere the ex pianist went about like a great lord; everywhere he was treated with the deference paid to wealth and the friends of millionaires. The change proved too great for his brain. The derangement of his faculties soon be gan to be shown by the development cf extraordinary eccentricities. He de veloped an incredible refinement of taste, and even the table of the Baron de Rothschild was not exquisite enough for him. As to champagne, he gave over drinking it and used it externally. Ibis got worse and worse. The Baron, who treated him a a spoiled child, thought to obviate the first symptoms of madness by traveling about with him to the Alps and elsewhere, but in vain. He got worse and worse, and eventually had to be handed over to a specialist a sad case of a man's brain being overturned by prosperity. London Globe. Dr. X antier, tlie taster, maintains that the growiog use of opium aod its compounds frequently produce syn cope nowadays, which leads to inter ment before actual death. The carpet manufacturers of Phila delphia hare 7.3j(J looms in use. em ploying 1 7.800 hands, and manufacture annually 7.500.000 yards of carpet at a value of f4VJG0,CKW. II. Fonqtie, a French metallurgist claims to have rt-dicovered the -rt of making the famous Pompeii blue. His process is basted on a mixture of sili cate, copper and chalk, and he says that he can produce any quantify of it at mnrinitA nnatt. .me-n in Cream Select plump, young chicken; clean it nicely and divide into pieces. Roll or dredge in flour and fry to a golden brown. Arrange neatly on a dih and pour over it a dressing made of a cup of cream brought to the boiling point into which are wtirred the beaten yelks of two eggs, salt and pepper and a few drops of lemon, being careful that it doe not curdle or get too thick. Garnish with part ley, if liked, and serve at once. "' Went by rraa of Mo, A reporter recently asked a 3.idea Lane diamond merchant pointing to a pendant in the window: "Do you neao to say those are not diamonds?' "No more diamonds than they are eggs. Simply exceedingly fine speci mens of 'French paste,' which Is the best imitation of the diamond yet dis covered," was the reply. What Is "French paste?' " "It Is a peculiar kind of glass, per fected in Paris by DonaulvWicland. Ita basis is finely powdered rock crystal melted with other minerals." "Are these imitations as brilliant and expensive as the doublets the gems made by imposing a thin face of real diamond on a backing of rock crystal?" "They are more brilliant and cost lets in proportion to size much less; but the doublets are by far the moat durabla" "What other gems are Imitated as successfully as the diamond?" "Rubles and sapphires even more so. The imitations of them actually possess the same chemical composition as tha real stones. , The gems so made are ex pensive, but much leas so than the real stones, and are very hard, with fine luster and excellent color, if the pro portions of the material are exactly right Emeralds, topazes, garnets and various other more or less valuable gems, are all well imitated in glass colored with different silicates and ox ides. Sham pearls are also so well made that when properly set they can not be distinguished from genuine ones. They are simply beads of clear gis. coated inside w ith a lustrous solution obtained from the scales of some small fishes bleak and dare, I think the fish? are called. It takes the scale of 40, W0 of the fishes to make two pounds of the solution, which is called 'Essence d Orient' The imitation pearls are more durable than the real ones. hich are liable to ba injured by patsplration or various other incidents of wear. n "Revert eg to that French parte; are there many of that sort of diamonds sold in this country?' "A great many. Reputable dealers sell them for what they are, and their price for fine ones such a theb - is sufiicicntly high to keep them from be ing offered as cheap st uff to the masses, yet great numbers a-e worn." "Why do persons of means invest In bogus gems? ' "For various reaona One does not care to keep locked up in mere orna ment the large amount of money that would be required to purchase diamonds in such h io and number as society might expect him or her to have, so a few really fine stones are piorchased for habitual wear, to challenge criticism, and a brilliant array of 'French pastes' is provid'-d for ahow upon occasions when big display is expected and there will be no danger of cloee critical in spection." "Has" anybody had yet the bright idea of startinz the manufacture ot 'French paMe' diamonds here as one of our industries?" "Xa The French stand first in it and the Germans are rather a poor sec ond, but we are nowhere. The situa tion may be different however, in the course of the next four years." X. T. Mail and Express. o A Mirror of Your Mim. Starting with the word Washington. J vrtis ilnrn one hundred word iust ax 1 they occur to you. Let your second word be the one which Washington naturally suggests to yoo. Possibly it will be capitoL It may be President Take the word which first comes into your mind. In the same manner let the third word be suggested by the second, the fourth by the third, and so on. Be careful tbat the third word is not suggested by both the first and second. Drop the first entirely ad let your mind go from the second alone to the third. Having written this list of words you will have furnished your self with a cheap but very useful mirror of your mind. If yoa are able to use this mirror you may discover some very serious defects in your mental processes. You may discover that you think along certain lines too frequently. You may discover that you are using superficial principles quite too much, to the neglect of more important laws of miud. You will thus be led to avoid curtain linking, and to encourage others of a more philosophical nature. De Moines (la) Register. The Rig He Puts on Her. Dutiful Wife I always look prettiest la calico. Lady Friend Who told you so? Dutiful Wife My husband. Chi cago Globe It is hard on a young man to spend three months deciding which of two girls he will choose for bis wife, and then to End out when he proposes tbat neither one of them will have him. Somervilie Journal. The slanderer flourishes without solL moisture, sympathy or soul Io this it rivals the cactus in its Indepen dence of nourishment and exceeds the cactus in the venom of lti stinga IJUCH THE ITET7EST, Nobbiest and Largest Stock of CXOTHIM! In the County, is now to be Seen on th u i it ' P ,0 Of iHbany, Oregon. When you want to "dress up," we would 1h? glad to show you through and make the right price. Merchant Tailoring a tspecialty. Mb. E. A. Scim ti.er is an fipr rt, and has charge of thia department. We guarantee satisfaction. t f . m aTi iil.i tit. tlVZ jff 7i P. COHN Declares that he will again pay lOIK t'OS WOOL, EGGS, BUTTER, on Any kind of Produce, than any other house in Albany Will Sell Goods Cheaper If you -want to Make Maney, Call on Him. C. T. COTTON, Groceries and Provisions, TOBACCO CICARS, SMOKERS' ARTICLES, Foreign and Domestic Fruits, CONFECTIONERY l( arras ware aa4 44 Iim are. Lasers aa Iamb Mstorra. Bala B)t Obbbiom, Virgoa. '' L E B A f J O FJ Meat Market, Ed Kellenberger, Propr. Fresh and Salted Beef and Pork MUTTON, PORK, 8AU8ACE, BOLOCMA and HAM. Ba-coc and Lard Always on Hand Main Street, Lebanon, Or. Ml ' lJ J a traay aa s bo fca tbo W. I DooriM Uomi ukl bbom ad rtoa ataaipod eta Um bWf m, put bUa duwa aa a fraud. VV. L. DOUGLAS $3 SHOE CENTLEMCM. tVot In tb world. Ezamlno Hi S.4MI .KM INK H4K!-r.W I KHOE. .M) l-kh W Kit S KI T KHOK. aiJW I-OI l K AMI FAKMHtS' SMOC. ht.no i tk ai i k t Ai r kuux. . WOKkN.M V Ml OK. e.0O umd mt.li HOI'S' M U4M1L KBOES. 11 uiadc la VuureM, KuUno and LaM. VV. L. DOUGLAS S3 SHOE rost LADIES. 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