HAJR-DYE FOR WORKMEN. tmmm tn ! It hi Order t Kp l'p la the Kaea with the Toon-;. There is now going on a mighty "ta-ugj-la which is almost essentially a SuHtiou of a-. Yet it is one which n3TcoU thousands and thousands ol mn and women who are toilers and brr4-winners. On all Bide preference is siren by employers to youth ovor more ad vanetd year Absalom, in the vior of his juvenility, is content to receive twenty to thirty per cent "Um money than hi more mature rival. In whole- Hale warehouses, in public compauies, in retail establishments, in the street. on the road and the rail, men and women who are still hale and hearty is mind and body have been set adrift to make room for the younger and cheaper generation. They are will ing to work for the same w.tge, but the masters will have none of them. in uittir distress taey turn to a wmforUir not to the work-house, if it -J . . mej can avoia so jioing; not to tne charitab icstitutjm, not the trades union, but toFigaro himself, the per ruquierKff "hairdresser, the barber. Ttm amount of hair-dye used by arti san and laborers of all sorts is not en!j enormous, but increases day by cay. It is not vanity which impels th&m to the practice, it is life, for which it is woil worth dyeing. The testimony on the subject is un den labia. A koipht of the razor in tie north of London testifies that he is diisj a tremendous trade in hair dys with working-men lor the reasons f i ?ea a bora "They take it home," i iu'.d, "and pet their wives to lay it ;l In many cades it is an absolute rovfrtity with female employes. Pro prietors of big millinery establishment wrn'thave women with gray hair on the premises. , . '"You've no idea what misery I've Vn awa -e of in families from gray i.wr. i toew a man. a lather of six I'LIUren. All of a sudden, from ill 1 think, his hair whitened, and rtook the earliest oppor tunity of piviuj- him the sack, and rutting a younger man in his place. Ha couldn't obtain another situation ftEywhtre, and the more trouble he Lad the older he looked. At last, when L was at his wit's end. some one told Lisa to got his hair dyed. and. what's more, lent him the money to have it done. Well, he's got another place. It's kas money; but you'd hardly l.oow him again. I've seen scores like him Your young folk may sneer f t t'ye and crack jokes on the subject, but as true as I'm not a Dutchman it's :H'jn the salvation of many hard-work It; na and women." A lady deaidaf '3 Luasun hair near St. fancras, when h','-::iii;d on the subject, admitted the -;-:.; end allowed that she dealt -fry largely in dye, nearly all vended to thue earning their living in large r-.-a: Trriul establishments. Tiie same tale was reieatl by ( tc v. ho. did a good deal of t-;."e in this way with ladies of tie theatrical persuasion. "Lor' I'-f you." he esciaimed. "with- .1 bair-dye some of thoe women would be nowhere. What would you say. if you was a manager, if a girl wUh gray locks came to you and wanted an engagement? I expect you'd ishow her the door pretty quick ly. I'm not talking of , Ihoae vain young: females who turn black to gold or red to brow a I mean the chorister it Clrty-five to forty, still good look isg. but !i0 is beginning to show the powder ptiflf on her head. There isn't xm tbre ifia't twenty, there ian't a hundred. Inst I'd like to bet there's a tLoufnnd or more in the United King d j'a Th ,:ir great-grandmothei-s had to woer wigs: their descendants are a '-'.l core comfortable with a little ':!-;iif s coloring matter on their hr." And so the story runs ad ;. Zi.lt.am. London Telegraph, "Oid Hickory" Was Tough. Traveler in a sparsely settled region .-, 'i crtetM (cominjr down with red t u breakfast) You say, madam, i V i.-rii.' Jackfon once slept in the bed 3 to;t:ji-ed last tight? A;,:d iaaiUady of country tarern IU ClL Ut a facie ja v.;';r Was it er-the same bed i.a ;1 nvpt-e'A it i nw Ai"A liitit'htily Jo th same. l'f;s.vulcr And bs tf-uailiy iejt in I'? Vu; he s!fpt? A.ri-A Iumiiudv- SartinY ThiV v , ; t i vt. i'ym'. il'l fclfp' in it. Jr r fui'dsrinc-ly) AVh.it a - 1 Li..:t httv Chicago i ;y by Con-parson. ('t'v'.lx, you look blue. , i.,v n,'..:r?" "'i 1 1 r Boil on the back L- ' ."", old f'jl'.ow, 1 pyrapa- n ; Ou'." '..i u x- not looking romarka f'l.t yourself, Whackster. r ; i,ug with you?" in i l.'uniiig houHft." y ) "Thank ' lluaven for " - L'l. 'c so Irinunc SUICIDE BY HARA-KtRU ; Msry of an Kr-WitnH t tlia ChMtly Hara-kiri m a legal form of punish ment has been abolished in Japan for about twenty-five years. Trior to that time a class of political offenders of high rauk or title were allowed thu choice of the headsman's sword or sui eide. This was a concession to caste that was meant to remove the disgrace of an execution at the hands of the law. llnra-kiri" signifies "cut-belly or, if the words are arranged as in the Japanese term, belly-cut. " The usual method of solf-murder contem plated by hari-klri was for the victim to drive a long, broad and very sharp blade into his abdomen and draw it across his body in a manner that would disembowel him. Instant death was usually the result An officer in the army of one of the feudal princes was the last person to commit an official hara-kiri lie hated all foreigners with a patriotic bitter ness, and in a hot-headed outburst of temper one day ordered his soldiers to fire on some Europeans who were crossing the street The British Am bansaior. Sir Harry Farkes, was on the scene and had a narrow escape, white some were killed. The representative it the foreign powers demanded the ummarT punishment of the younjr officer. The Prince yielded to the de mand and the offender was condemned to death. He chose the alternative of hara-kiri. Mr. J. A IL Walters, a mining engineer of Chicago, then living in Japan, thus tells the story ol the execution: Representatives of the foreign pow ers were invited to be present" said Mr. Waters, "and witness the execu tion. Through the courtesy of a mem ber of the British legation 1 was one of the witnesses. The execution took place in a large; gloomy, half-lighted Buddhist temple. The ceremony w conducted with the rigid formality and decorum of a religious rite. On one side was the foreigners, pale as ghosts, breathing in gasps and trembling with excitement The dim light and dank airgave a supernatural, uncanny thrill to the scene. Opposite w ere the Japa nee officials, unfiincning as stoics, a unmoved as statue. In front on a low diaa was the condemned man. He sal tailor-fashion, bare 1 to the waste. brawnv follow with muscular arms, and deupcheted as an ox. On a low table near him was a J apanese short sword with a blade nine or ten inchet long and keen as a razor. Behind him stood his beat frioud the condemned being allowed to select some one tc strike off his bead io the event h failed to kill himself and was liable to suffer a prolonged agony before death ame. The man was apparently the only agitated native in the temple. The muscles of his face twitched. H clutched the broad sword nervously with both hands, waiting for the mo ment that should demand his services. The condemned was the coolest man present Through an interpretei he said he was not sorry for what h had done for his beloved country. He was proud to give bis life for her. lit would show the cowurd foreigners how a Japanese gentleman could die. Ai he finished his speech he picked up the knife. A moment later he plunged il to the hilt in the left side of his abdo men. He paused an instant but it seemed an hour to us white-faced, shivering Knglirihmen, as we held our breaths. Then, with a powerful effort, he pulled the blade across his body, the blood gushing from the long gatsh In a torrent fcither from pain or pur posely, he leaned his head tlighly for ward. A swish of the sword behind him and his head leaped from the body to the floor in frout of him. , "The Japanese had not apparently moved a muacle through all this ghastly scene. A pleasant-voiced dignitary arose and said he hoped he had proved that Japanese justice would be vindi cated and aked if the foreign repre sentatives were satisfied. The British Ambassador simply nodded an affirma tive and the shuddering witnesses of the bara kiri hurried with bloodless features into the open air. I wsirt long haunted by that dread licene, and ever und anon it would rise before me the dark and gloomy tem ple, the im pasture Japanese, the awe stricken foreigners, and, above all, the faces of the principal actors, the con demned man and his closest friend; the one calmly content even proud to give up his life, the ottier crouching behind him. w atching with a deadly intensity, pale and anxious, fearful, perhups, ol bundling at the supreme moment It looms up clearly before me yet, al though years have gone by." Chit-ago Newsj. PERSONAL AND IMPERSONAL. Lewis Mintbort of Shawano, Wis., is the father of twelve children. He has the distinction of being the father of a family composed entirely of trip lets. There is a man in Warren's who has a mania fur whistling ail the lutest tunes. He has whistled so much that he has blown the center of his mus tache awity, and it only grow at the corners of bis mouth Waitham 'Ma.) Free l'rest Hlalurtvat amuankiiiiM ul tli luUuoniNtal Han'i Intltwttv Fnoully. Within ten days after the suicide ot a man in a full-dross suit in this city three similar oases wra reported in othor parts of the country, and doubt lees others will follow as a result of these. The Influence of morbid Imita tion in causing what seem to be epi demics of crime against the person or property of others Is equally potent in determining not only the number but the character or method of suicidal crime. The murderous criminal, whether suicidal or homicidal, is invariably one in whom appvtite and instinct the es sentially animal qualities predominate over the will; in whom reason and judg ment are subordinate to imagination and impulse. He is the result of an imperfect human development which favors and fosters an abnormal devel opment of the mimetic faculty, shared in common with the monkey by unculti vated, uneducated man. Student ot this class of crime hve accumulated multitudes, of illustrations of the influ ence of the mimetic faculty. In hit Anatomy of Suicid'' Dr. Winslow furnishes a curious collection -among them the following: "Sow yr aeo s man hunsod himself on the thmaholJ of one of the door of the com- dor t the Hotel dee Invalids. No euielde had omnrred in the eeUthllHbment for two -ears previous!, but lo the nucoeedliiR fortnight Bra Invalids hanged thrmwlvr- on the lame crow bar, and the governor vw obliged to shut np the paMage. " Lccky, in his history of European Morals," recounts amcr? the epidemics of purely insane suicides that strange mania which raged in the NeaHlitan districts from the end of the fifteenth to the end of the serocieenth century, the victims of which "thronged in mul titudes toward the s3. tnd often, as the blue waters opened to their view. they chanted a wEd hymn of welcome and rushed with passion into the waves." An epidemic of mimetic sui cide occurred among the women of Mi letus, who killed themselves in great numbers bemuse their husbands and lovers were detained by the wars. This epidemic, like a similar one among the women of Lyons, was only checked by an order that the bodies of ail suicides should be' dragged naked through the streets and exposed in the public market-places. If the dress-suit suicide continues to grow in popularity it may be necessary to check it by threatening to expose the bodies of its victims in unfashiona ble and badly-fitting garments. This seems to be about the only kind of ar gument that will appeal to intellects of the dress-coat type, -Chicngo Xews. Ma JAROtNES PATIENCE. A Maa's Kxperleae la Xmlnra lr- iiuode tliUbllatttueiH. "My dear." said young M s. Jardine to her husband the other morning, "would you mind runniug into Plush and Knttina and getting me a half yard more of cl .nille cord like this sample? It won't take but a moment, snd I'm to anxious to finish this cushion to-night" So Jardine, giving himself five min utes extra time to catch las homeward train, "runs in" to the two-and-half acre establishment of Piush and Sattin's that evening, and asks the lir.tt sulea duchess he meets "Have you chenille cord liko this?" "Fourth counter to - the left." she replici, without Interrupting for an 1 instant her gum diet. Have you cord like this?" asks Jar- I dine, at the fourth counter. Next counter." "I would like half a yard of chenille cord like this," he says at the "next counter." You'll find it on the floor above, in the upholstery department; take ele vator to the left." He doesn't wait for the elevator, but goos galloping up the stairs, and blun ders wildly m ound until he finds the upholstery department. 'Half a yard of fringe li.ie this, as quick as you can. please." 'You'll tind it down stairs in the fancy goods department" Down-stairs goes Jardine, with set teeth, his breath coming in short,qulck gapa. "Where's the fancy goods depart ment?'1 he asks in deep oas tones of a floor-walker. "Pour countors to the left wall counter." I' want half a yard of fringe like" "You'll have to go to the worsteds counter for it third counter to loft from main entrance." Pale aud panting, with a Btily, mur derous gleam in his usually laughing eyes. Jardine apjieurs at the worsteds counter. Half a yard of cord like that," he says, fiercely. "Have we cord like this, Mbw Miggs?" axks the saleslady, languidly, of a partner ia iniquity, who drawls out: "Naw, I sold the last of it just this minute- lie might find it down-stairs, in the " But Jardine is tearing through the streets, gnashing his teeth as he runs, hoping to catch a train that is already half a mile from the station; and the next one doesn't go for forty-five min utes. -Puck. LZUCH THE NEWEST, Nobbiest and CLOTH In the County, is now to Of Albany, Oregon. EST When you want to "drewuip," wc would In: glad to hov through and make the right price. Merchant Tailoring a specialty. Mr. has charge of this department. We guarantee tutiKfaction. P. COHN Declares that he will again pay MORR tOH WOOL EGGS, BUTTER, on- Any kind of Produce, than any - other house in Albany AM Will Sell Goods Cheaper If you want to Make Ma-iey,' Call on Him. ct7cT)ttow, . 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