"iiie o'a-ittHiiJonid idoa that the
uum-Ht 01 n, ,ovo nfivor (iia run
smooth," InHlHtod the argumentative
youni? man who was leaning againnt
Xho piano, 'mh dlHuppoarod along with
tho old-faHhlonnd novel. Look at tho
inodocn roiiiaiioiatH. Tako, for exitm
plo, thin panHiitro fromllowollB "
"Suppor!" announced the butler,
apposing at tho door of the ologant
and BpnolouM parlor; and the newspa
pers tho next (lay tried to explain the
frenzied nwlt of wild-eyed mon and
women through the door leading to
tho rtVnlng-roora hy Haying that Homo
thonghtl(!H poi-Hon had rained an alarm
of lire. Chicago Tribune.
In addition to preaching woll, the
successful pastor tnuHt be able to plan
for bin people, and to load them in car
rying out good plans, lie must bo
able to tide thorn over orison. He must
be a man of affairs'. Nothing pkuwos
u people more than to duo their nilnln
ter human enough to grapple with tho
biiHineHs Bide of religion. Christian
Standard.
I ndcaervedly Laughed At.
The mithlnk liur Hr prone to muk name (if
uiTvoiiKiii'iiK, Yet Mil I a very real anil urlnus
tttlt Ir-t Ion. the lmrniHNiiiK MViiiiitnniH uf which are
rendered nil tin' more iiKimitt by ridicule. The
DtoniHi'li in initially reiomillli for tlictie munp
toniH lu weakness mill dimirdur llnil a ri'Hrx in
tlu lirulii, which in thu iiendiiarterH (if 'lie ner
vous ytem. Ana nerve umli- and truniulllzcr,
we believe tlmt nut one can he inliitt'(l out no
effective an Hosteller' Hlimiach Hitler, in ro
ncwliiK vtMoroim (llucKtlon, It strikes tho key
note of recovery of strewtth ami qii ii'ttnlc by
the nerves. Headaches, tremor In iiilet sleep,
aiitiormal sensitiveness to unexpected iiolsen
all these mollify nml ultimately disappear us
the system Kitin strength (mm the (real tonic,
liyspepsla, hlliousuess, rheumatism, eonstlpa
I1011 hiii kidney complaints are sulxlued by the
Hitter..
Happiness lit a roadside flower growing ou
the highway of usefulness.
White Elephant of Slam, Lion of Eng
land, Dragon of China, Cress of witzer,
land, banner of 1'ernia, Creacent of Egypt
Double Eagle of Ruaaia, Star of Chill, The
Circle of Japan, Harp of Erin.
To jjet them buy a box of the genuine
Dr. C. McLake's Cki.khiutku Liver
I'IU.s, price ft cent, and mail us the out
aide wrapper with your address, plainly
written, and 4 cento in stamps. We will
then mall you the above lint with an ele
gant package of olographic and chro
matic tarda.
Flrmino Bros., rrrTSBURO, Pa.
flip moral commit of society in virtue. It
Hultiw ami preserve, while vice opuralc und
destroys.
The country la flwled with iKr imitations of
"Heal of North Curuliua Plug Cut Bnioking
Tobacco."
Oyster Haute : Drain two dozen oys
tern, dry them on a towel, sprinkle with
popper and Halt and roll in flour. Tut
quarter of a pound of bacon (cut in thin
Blio.cs) in a frying-pan and let tho fat dry
out; remove tne meat ana put in tiie
oysters ; let brown and turn. Servo on
toust.
It I a Rood tlilim to lie Hide to let go the 1cm
for the mke of the greater.
(!nauniptloM sturdy Cared.
To th Kihtor: Please Inform your reader
that I have a punitive remedy for the alwve
named disease. Hy it timely tine thousands
of hoiii'leim case have beeu iicrmniifiitly cured.
1 shall Im; Kh'd to nciid two bottled of my reme
dy rKKK to any of your reader who have con
11111 (itloii If they will mind me their express
and iitistnfllce addi-os. Ketttiectfully.
. bi.ui.i, m, i. u,, mi reari si., new iora.
T.A.
Tho greatest loss of time that I know of I to
count the hours.
SAFE AND EFFECTIVE.
Bka.vdkhtu's Pills are the safest and
moat effective remedy for IndlReatlon, Ir
regularity of the Bowels, Constipation
IiillouHneHH, Headache, Dizziness, Malaria,
or any disease arising from an impure
state of the blood. The? have been in uae
in this country for over rtfly years, and the
thousands of iiiiimpeuchable testimonials
from tho'e who have used them, and their
coiiHtantly incrpadng sale, Is lnc introvert
ihle evidence that they perform alt that is
'Claimed for them.
llKANiiuKTti's Pills are purely veget
able, absolutely harmless and safe tu take
at any time.
Hold in every drug and medicine store,
either plain or sumtr-coated.
Men say of women what they please; women
do with men what pleases them.
A MOTHHK'M I.OVK WAVE HER
TK5I KH OM 'MILD.
Mv little Rlrl, ten years of aire, had HrlRht's
disease. Her ankles, feet and eyes were terribly
swolen. Four of our best physleiuiis attended
her, but her life was despaired of. A mother'
love surmount all dlllleultles, and I determined
to try J tr. luivld Kenndy's Favorite Kemedy,
made at Kondout, N. Y. Bright' disease! How
bappv 1 am that 1 determined upon this course
for one by one the well-known symptoms of
the disease left her. Words fall to express my
gratitude, and I cannot too earnestly recom
mend the Favorite Itoincdy. Her recovery was
eutirelv due to the Favorite remedy, which was
the oiilv medicine taken after her ease was
abandoned by the physicians Mrs. Laura A.
Kemptou, West Rutland, Vermont.
Pit. Kknnkdv's Kavobitk Hkmbdv, made at
Itondout. N. Y. 1; 0 for...
Hund for book, how to cure Kidney, Liver and
Wood disorders.
:rrv the radiance of your soul In your face;
let the world have the benefit of tt.
Old 'X'ime tSmokern
Who know a good thing when they see It,
auuot le fooled hy a poor iinmltatiou of
the well-known "Seal of North Carolina"
J"ug Cut Tobacco.
Jimr in mind that the genuine "Seal,"
fonts iou no more than the. many tranhy
ptuy cuts that some deaters carry.
See that you got the S "al of North Caro
lina, and you will smoke no other tobacco.
CONSlMI'TIOtf CURED.
An old physician, retired from praetlee, hav
in V nan piaceu in tits nanus ny an East India
missionary the formula of a simple vegetable
remedy for the speed jr and permanent cure of
uonsuiniitkin. xronolilM, catarrh, Asthma,
and all Throat and Lung Affections, also a posi
tive and radical cure for Nervous fieblllty and
all Nervous Complaint, after having tested its
wonderful curative powers lu thousands of
eases, has felt It his duty to make it known to
his sull'erlng fellows. Actuated by this motive
and a desire to relieve human ufl'rlug, I will
scud free of charire, to all who desire It, this re
cipe, lu German, French or Kngllsh, with full
directions for preparing and using. Bent hy
mall by addressing with slump, naming this
paper, W. A. Novxs, IU) I'limer i litur.k, Mucltei
Ur,lH. Y.
It Is not what we Intend, hut what we do.'tlmt
makes us useful,
"llrown'is HroneMal Ti-oehex" will re
lieve Uroiio'iitls, Asthma. Catarrh and Throat
liiseuscs.
Try Grrmra tor nroMA-rust.
fc- PU R E -ad
lis mtpflrtor eimlleiiee proven la mfll Ions of homes for
more tLmn A atuutw of a ounturv. It k uand hr th
United States Ooverunient. Kudormd bf tlie hoads of
the Oral UolvDisltis u tbe Strongest, Parens and must
Healthful. Dr. Price's Cream Bakinc Powder does not
(ontala Amtnunle, Lime or Alum. Hold only In oaua
fttlUK DAIURU fOWUKK 1)11.
NEW YORK. CHICAGO. BAN FRANOISCO.
w ""f' 4
m
FOR THE
BLOOD 1 1
Swift's Ftnonlfln ennui m nf ranoer. which w
hereditary, for my lailier died of Caneer. My case
resisted all other treatment, In fact erew worse all
the time. I Ion nrTull other remedies, and took
H. H. K. which forced out the poison until my system
was cleansed, when the Cancer healed, not even
leaving guju. My health sin has been exoelleuu
Mas. Jmcha K. Dkeoxn,
Hanson, (la., Kept. SO, H.
Bend for Treatise on Cancer and lllood Unease;
mulled Ire. BVV1 FT HHKCJ FIC CO.,
Jtrawnr i, Atlantu, (la.
OPIUM aniN iWtpbTe
I)r. Weatherby's Antidotes, lu use 17 year.
Bpcclal Morphine tlabtl Cure also. Corres-
Jiondence Confidential. Call ou or address J.
. AIKKN, MauaKer, Koora 'JH, tit. Auu'iDulld
iiiK, Hau Francisco.
S5i
to H day. Hample worth WC.1S
i kkk, Lines not under nones' feet.
Write Hrt-wntfr ktatetv Kfin
Holder o Hollv. Mich.
IFINWAY AWICH, fKAHKA
H I CI II II b, jM oabler. Koerdab
Plaoiia; Hordett Ornuw, band Instruments. Lwiratt
stook of Hheet Mtialc kid Hooks. Buuda (uppllud at
bsetera rniw. HA1THXA0 uaVAY UL, nut Fast
Street, Ban Osaauno
M. L, BRITTAN,
write your wile, 8.7 Udh si., hau Frauclaeo, Cal.
nwr pnpurD STiMPs pt
1111U 11 UUUL.lt U IU 111 I U All kinds of Fen
and l'encll 1'rluls, name and address, 2oc; Keif
Inker I'rlnls, also Imsiiiess, frOc complete. (Mr-
culars'Jc. Western fovelty Co., Clay St.,
Hau Francisco, Cal.
M. Graham's Depilatory
Paste Is Ktirauteed to re
move hair anil cheek it growth. fi. by
mall. Kend 'e stiinin for honk "How to be
Kenutifnl," Mas. Cbkvaikk Gkaham, "Beauty
Doctor," zi roweii r)t., Man r ranelsoo.
UAIRY FACES!
II
Hen
Dot
I CURE FITS!
I do not mean nmraly tnstop them for a time and
then have thtun return aHain. 1 uiesi a radical cure.
1 have made the disease uf riTS, r.rii.KPnV or fai.i.
sioknkhs allfc-loiiv study. I warrant my remedy
to cure the worst ciuu. Kcoautte others have faile't is
no reason for not now ruotuvitiK a cure. Head ut onoe
air a treatise and a free lmttlu of my Infallible remedy.
Ulvu Kxiiruiw and Pont Ottlce.
H U. BOOT M. 0. 183 Pearl St.. New York.
I prescribe and fullv en
dorse HIk as tbe 'only
specific for the certain cure
of this dlsense,
O. U.IMJKAHAM.M. P.,
Amsterdam, Is'. V,
We have sold 1 G for
many years, and :t hits
."jima given tho best of eaua
'1 j tuctlon.
i. K. DYCHE CO..
Chleago, III.
S1.00. Sold by Druggists.
f JOorM toX I
f I TO 6 DAT8.y
I QiurwtMa eot
i mum SwioUir.
MMentybytk
B"xnsii CMnuu as.
01nolnntl
WILLIAM BECK & SON,
WHUI.KSAI.I AND RKTAIL PKALKIIH IN
GUNS AND SPORTING GOODS,
H li E
Fishing Tackle,
root Halls,
ilo.vlnir Oloves,
Iiuiiau Clubs.
M auks, Fulls.
' Weatorn AienUfor
ii v,,,.l,i;n A iia' tA;
a. u. ti itiuiiii!; n in ua
BASK HAU,G0HI)8-2i4
Wic.vclBS, Veloolpedes, '1'iioyoies.
105 A 107 Heroin! Ht.. l'oriluii(t. Or.
llltANCII kTHkKN
Klvarsldu At , Bpokane Fulls, W. '1'., M State 8t..Hulom.
USE
y ji.
FOR
P.'AIN .
At TVrt'o'it'T "Ti Drai.khs.
THE CHARLES A. VOQELER CO., Biltlmor. .
GAMUTS
tuarnntefd
TO FIT
PhliFECT
J witniiat
1 trylsf
9
mm
mm
mm
FREE
by return mall,
lull descriptive
circulars of
MOODY'S REV
TAILOR SYSTEM
Of BMSS CUTTING.
Any lady of ordi
nary intelligence
can easily and
quickly learn to
cut and mal:o
any garment, la
any stylo to any
measure for lady
or child. Address
1 MOODY & CO.,
Cincinatti, 0.
The BTJYEES' GUIDE i
lisued Uarch and Bept.,
(each year. It ia an ency
clopedia of useful infor
mation for all who pur.
chase the luxuriei or the
necessities of life. We
can clothe you and furnish you with
all the neoessary and unnecessary
appiianoes to ride, walk, dance, sleep,
eat, fiah, hunt, work, go to church,
or stay at home, and in various sizes,
styles and quantities. Just figure out
what is required to do all these things
COMFORTABLY, nd you can make a fair
estimate of the value of the BUYEBS'
GUIDE, which will be sent upon
receipt of 10 cents to pay postage,
MONTGOMERY WARD & CO.
111-114 Michigan Avenue, Chicago, HL
EYER-READY DRESS STAYS,
Manufactured from FINEST BPIUNO BTEEL,
kubber Coated, Hutiue and hat in Covered,
GUARANTEED
Not to Bust, Break or Split Stitched to the
Beams, Ho pockets or hot Iron required.
AAI ITIfMM BEWARE of worth
WMU I IVjINs less Imitations. Bee
tbat " EVER KEADY " Is Btamped on the bark
of each 8' av.
THE EYER-READY EXTENDERS
Are made of the same material, vrlth elastic
enas ano uiieities.
WAsk fof the EVEK-KEADY8 tav and Ex
tender, and take no other.
BROWN ft METZXER Agents,
635 Market Street, 8. F.
A BIG SHOW
mlth's Cash Store, 418 Front 8t., 8. F., OaL
largest general dealer west of the Mississippi
Klyer. Dry Goods, Notions, Hosiery, Under
wear; Wall Paper, Stationery. Blankets, Bed
ding; Boots, and Shoes; Canned Goods, Dry
traits; Wooden, Tin, Crockery, Glass .Granite,
and Hardware. Heat, Fish, Provisions, Honey,
Grain, Feed, Groceries, Pure Spices, Beeds, Be
ans; Drag, Hedecines; Clocks, Ammnnlthta,
Babber Goods, Tents, and quantities of other
good at loweit price for Cash only. Bend J
tamp for full hat by first mall, and learn hew
te live cheap and well at small cost ; 82 years ia
kauine; Customer In every County west of
is Rocky Mountain, and many tlaswhave,
OR.SPIMP
EV
Rr Sninnpv A C.n i"irt8t caiior
Uf. Opilincy lU. punlaua.Uradares
N ERVOtJft Denlllty. Loss of Vliror, Komlna!
" , www Losses, Weak Memory, Uespon
denpy, aio., due to exuessos or abuse, cure a.
YOUNfi MFN sntferinfr from the effects
TT V . ' " ot yout utulloMlos or Indis
cretion should avail themselves of our treatment.
A positive cure Kiisrantecd In every esse, rivehilis.
Urinary and venereal Disease aA unnatural dis
ehartfus, promptly aud safely cured.
MIDDLE-ACED MEWSSf
fsse of Kidney or Bladder. Wesk Back. Morvons
letillity, W asting of 8ex)t etreugth, etc., cured
and restored to healthy viKor.
Jtf, B. Person uuable to visit ua may be treated
nv tiieir uumon. oj corresuonaenoe. jaiKllcines ant1
instructions sent by mail orexiiress. Consultation
tree. Bend4 oeuts in stamps tur iiie l'ouug Mau'l
WELL DRILLS
FOR EVERY PURPOSE.
Sold on Trial !
III A
m
m
Invostment small, profits
arm. Send Wo lor malltnif
IM1IH1 1 HI.,-,, llUU 'TU0
willi full imiiiculars. Muji-
V.i. AuxtlriMfif 4 o
l7 A KlUhake Ht.
'llicilK . 111.
THE VAN MONCISCAR
PRIVATE DISPENSARY.
NOS. 133 and 184 TUIKO 8TKKKT,
Portland, Oregon.
Is the only Prtvuto DIs
peusary in 1'urtlaiul or ou
the frortliHtMt Coast,
where patients are sucneAa
fully tniatud for all Milt V
OI'H, UHKON10 AND
PKIVATK UlHKAHl'ia m
yuimg or old, tingle or
married, suoli as
LOST MANHOOD,
Nervous debility, seminal
losses, fulling meiuvry,
sypliilitio eruutions, ef
fect of moroury. kidney
aud bladiler trouhUw, gou
orrlina, gleet, atrioture oto.
CONSULTATION KKKK,
mm
RbWARD If von have an Old Sore Hint needs
htuliuK, and that other remedies havit fiiilud to
Heal: or a brenkliiir out or itch nv of the senln
or body; or a Boil, Bum, Out, or auv ailment for
which a Salvo is suitable, buy a lift-cent box of
Mexican ulvc. which Is Warranted to
Cure wlmu evervthliieebte fulls. If not. tent hv
your drugKlst. send ar cents iu stumps to J. C.
Iikmknt, Agt., Astoria, Dr., and receive a box
by man.
N. P. N. U. No. 281-S F. N. U. No. 858
THE FRIEND'S ADVICE.
"Don't give up. my poor, sick friend,
While there's life there's hope, 'tis said;
Sicker persons often mend ;
Time to give up when you're dead.'
"Purer, richer blood you need;
Strength and tone your system give;
This advice be wise and heed
Take the G. M. D. and live."
"These letters stand for 'Golden Medical Discovery' (Dr. Pierce's), the
greatest nutritive, tonic and blood-purifler of the are."
'! have been 101(1 t,iat consumption is incurable; that when the limps are
attacked by this malady, which is scrofula affecting the lungs and rotting them
out, the sufferer is past all help, and the end is a mere question of time. You
have noted with alarm the unmistakable symptoms of the disease; you have tried
all manner of so-called cures ia vain, and' you are now despondent and preparing
for the worst But 'don't give up the ship' while Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery remains untried. It is not a cure-all, nor will it perform miracles,
but it is guaranteed to benefit or cure Consumption, if taken in time and
given a fair trial, or money paid for it, will be promply refunded.
Copvrlght, 1888. by World's Dispensabt Medical Association, Proprietors,
muuu
So confident are
i the manufactur-
v . . . . . ers oi ur, (Saswa
.ir w vauirru nvmeuy oi meir aoinry 10 cure t alarm In the Head, no matter
how bad or of how lonir atandinir. that thev offer in o-rwwl fuit.h iiU uiuvi. ,wla r,. ..
Which they cannot cure, itemed 60 ouuts, by druggiate.
Spring Disorders
Shattered nerves, tired
brain. Impure blood,
debilitated system, all
are the natural out
come In the SprtLg. A
medicine most he used,
and nothing' equals
Patne's Celery Com
pound. We lot others
praise us you cannot
help believing a disin
terested party.
Brifradier-General W. L. Greenleaf, Burliiifr
ton. Vt., writes: "I have used Palne's Celery
Compound on several occasions, and always
with benefit. Last spring, being very much run
down and debilitated, I commenced taking It.
Two bottles made me feel like a new man. As
a general tonic and spring medicine I do not
know of Its equal."
'I have used two bottles of toot Paine V
Celery Compound, and it has given entire sat
lalucuun as an appetizer and blood purtiler."
T. L. jtKNB, Watertown, Dakota.
Paine's
Celery Compound
te prescribed by physicians, recommended by
drugglsta, endorsed by ministers, pralticd by
users, and guaranteed by the manufacturers,
as a spring medicine which will do all that la
claimed tor It use it this spring, and see how
quickly it tones you up.
Purifies the Blood.
Full accounts of wonderful cures made by
Paine's Celery Compound after other mediclnea
and the best physicians had fulled, sent Ireo. .
There's nothing like it.
N li.oo. eu for 5.09. Druggists.
Wills, Richardson ft Co., Burlington, VL
uxor Anymmg my voter ,T . rtV Tn fiVC UITU MMMnun nvr CW
aanpit, lurauie. JximonuaU. ' tv wit. nmi umiKvnu ufLtl JQceaU
16 Colon.
it 't
HVIGHT'S
7 r rP
Pi!
- -j t , 'HJi..lt';i; !.
7
TO MAKE
A
Delicious Biscuit
Ask your Grocer for
fT COW BRAND
l SCDAKSALERATUS.
BEST
ii
For Men and 33oys at
mm
Lick House Block, San Francisco,
IAM& BENEDICT,
Suooessors to
! C. C. HASTINGS & Co
27 Years In present location.