"NASAL VOICES, CATARRH AND FALSE TEETH." A prominent English woman says the American women all have high, shrill, nasal voices and false teeth. Americans don't like the constant twitting tlwy get about thia nas.tl twang, and yet it ia a fact caused ly our dry stimulating atmosphere, and the universal presence of catarrhal difficulties. But why should so many of our women have false teeth? Thit ia more of a poser to the Eng lish. It ia quite impossible toaccouut ior it except on the ttieory of deranged stomach action caused by imprudence in eating and by Want of regular ex ercise. Both conditions are unnatural. Catarrh troubles everywhere prevail and end in cough and consumption, which are promoted by mal nutrition induced by deranged stomach action. The condition is a modern one, one unknown to our ancestors who pre vented the catarrh, cold, cough and consumption by abundant and regu lar use of what is now known aa Warner's Log Cabin cough and con sumption remedy ana Lie Cabin 8arsap:rilla.j two old fashioned stand ard remedies handed down from our ancestors, and now exclusively put t rtn u niter the strongest guarantees of purity and efficacy by the world f.vmed makers of Warner's safe cure. These two remedies plentifully used as the fall and winter seasons advance, together with an occasional use of Warner's Log Cabin rose cream, to strengthen and protect the nasal mem branes, give a positive assurance if freedom, both from catarrh and those dreadful and if neglected, inevitable consequences, pneumonia, lung troubles aud consumption, which so generally and fatally prevail among our people. Comrade Eli Fisher, of Salem, Henry Co., Iowa, served four years in the late war and contracted a disease called cdnsumption by the doctors. He had frequent hemorrhages. After using Warner's Log Cabin cough and consumption remedy, he savs, under date of January 19 h, 1888: "I do not bleed at the lungs any more, my cough does not bother me, and I do ru t have any more smothering spells." Warner's Log Cabin rose cream cured his wife of catarrh and she is "sound andwtll." Of course we do not like to have our women called note talkers and false teeth owners, but these condi tions can be readily overcome in the manner indicated. ABUSE OF BASE-BALL. I wny ITnr sslonal Kali- Flaying is Harmful to the ras of fhysicad Training. Every true friend of athletics musl-j regret the use that is being- made of this game in the professional field. Ii Is, of course, a misnomer to apply thi term athletic exercise, in its ordinary sense, to a professional base-ball game.t The men who manag-e these games, and those who engug-d in them, do so without any idea of the physical, benefits that may be derived from' the in. The benefits sought after are? financial and not physical; the develop ment of the pocket-book and not of tb.jj muscle. The character and aims ofl the professional ball clubs are veryj much the same as that of the theatrical troupes traveling around the country. It is the gate-money in the one case and the box-office receipts in the other that constitutes the chief end of ex istence in the view of the management. Both enterprises are conducted on & purely mercenary basis. It is, there fore, just as far short of the truth to epeak of a professional game of ball as having- any real connection with physical training as it ia to 6peak of a professional theatrical performance having any connection with the train ing of mind and morals. Contests where physical strength and skill are the nnly elements set off against each other, where the struggle is fair and honest, with no particular end in view except that of success, are very differ ent from contests carried on by salaried professionals in a professional way and with only a professional end In view. Whatever good, in short, may come from professional ball playing, it can hardly be in the way of physical good. We doubt very much whether any good of any kind comes from it. The relation which the professional game assumes to bear to real athletic sports is a false relation, and it can not be less than harmful to the higher cause of physical education. As a game like that of ball descends more and more to the level of a busi ness, it becomes less and less a means of recreation. We say as it "de scends," for we regard the game of ball in itself as a noble, manly and healthful sport, and to bring it to the level of the traveling circus and the variety show is, in our opinion, a de cided degradation. The parallel be tween the professional ball club and the traveling circus might be carried further than the mere business feat ure. The surroundings and concomi tants. But we shall content ourselves for the present with .pointing out the abuse which has been put upon the National game by making it a mere catch-penny show. This it has become and nothing more. AT. Y. Observer. A wn'ter in American Notes and QriK-ies says of the turquoise: "For some reason, not perfectly understood, it changes from blue to green and sometimes to white. I own a turquoise myself which, I am sure, chart g-es color, sometimes looking green, sometimes blue. This change of color gave rise to the belief that the color of the tur quoise varied with the health of the wearer, being blue when the wearer was in good health, and white or green in case of ill-health. w Sorrow Is not an acciaeut, occur ring now and then; it is the very woof which is woven into the warp of life, and he who has not discerned the di vine sacredness of sorrow and the profound meaning which is concealed in pain, has yet to learn what life is. The cross, manifested as the necessity of the higher life, alone interprets it. rTfie Advance. ; The cure of th" opium habit may be found in Dnjardin 8 Life Essence. Without any opiate, the iron and pi-otaf-on will famish the nervous system sll that it needs. It has never failed when faithfully used. Price $1.50 a bottle. All druggists. . HAM BIHC FICN, Beinsr purely vefzetalile in their composition, no ill effects can result from their constant use. Hamburg FiK8 always produce the same ett'ect with the same dose, which is the greatest im portance to those who wish to use them rpfru larly aud constantly. In this respect they are the ex-set opposite of violent cathartics and Purgatives. Physicians recognize their value in cases of constipation durine pre.nanoy, since they act so rr.jlrtlv but effectively. HAMBUKO FIGS Never gripe or produce colic, and are so pleas ant and agreeable that they mir be taken at all times and places, without in'terferins: with pleasure or bnsiness. j Hamburg Figs cos 25 cent a box at all drug- I gists. Dote, one Fig. I THE BARBER'S REVENGE. A Colored Ctttn-Scraper Successfully Take the Law u hi Own Hand. Gus White, a Galveston Ethiopian, needed money, but did not have any. He tried to negotiate a loan of a few dollars from Disconsolate Jones, who is a barber, offering his note to be shaved, but Disconsolate told him that he shaved chins, not notes. Finally, things camo to that pass that Gus just had to have money, so he went once more to Disconsolate Jones. This time he felt sure of success, for he carried his ivory-handled pistol with him. Dis consolate was waiting for a customer, and after he dressed Gits' wool, and put some hair-oil on it, the latter offered to sell the barber an ivory-handled pistol. "Disconsolate Jones, give me two dollars and de pistol am yours," said Gus. "G'wny, niggah; hit's agin de law to tote pistils," replied Jones. "But you needs a pistol when you goes home at nights to keep de robbers off." "De man what totes a pistil am a plum coward." "Hit's wuff ten dollars, but yer can have it for two dollars." GVny niggah;" and just then a cus tomer came in to have his chin scraped, which ended the negotiations. Strange to say, that very night, on his way home. Disconsolate Jones was attacked by an unknown man. who kicked and mauled him, robbed him of all his loose change, and fled in the darkness without uttering a word. Next morning before Gus White was up he was called on by Disconsolate Jones, who told him the story of his woes. 'I done told yesterday yer mout be robbed," replied Gus. "Whar's dat pistil you wanted to sell me yesterday for two dollars?" asked Disconsolate Jones. "Hit's agin de law to tote weapons," replied Gus sarcastically. "Nebber mind. I ain't gwine to be beat to deff when I kin get a pistil for two dollars." Nobody but a plum coward totes pistils, but you can hab it for four dollars," responded Gus. Disconsolate Jones paid over the money and took the pistol. As soon as he got the pistol he examined it, put it in his pocket, and carelessly picking up a chair,, he whacked Gus White at a furious rate. "Dah," said the breathless Disconso late, compelling Gus to return the stolen money and also the price of the pistol, "de next time you wants ter rob a man don't pick out de same niggar what put hair-oil on yer head, or ye will gib yerself away by de smell." And keeping the pistol to recom pense himself, he left Texas Sijtings. IGNORANCE IS BLISS. Especially When m ltier-Kooted Girl Buy at Fair or Shoes. She walked into a fashionable shoe Store and said to the polite clerk: "Yon may show me a pair of walking boots, No. 4. I used to wear S's, but I go in for solid comfort now." The clerk tried the boots, but they would not go on. "Strange," she murmured, "It must be rheumatism. Try 4's B width. I know I can swim in them, but my feet are so tender." While the clerk was getting them on she said: "I used to have a beautiful foot, not small, but such a good shape. I never had a small foot; but I wore 2 sizes for years, until I walked so much and grew heavier. "Your foot is a peculiar shape, the instep is so high that is why you re quire a large size," said the clerk, who had no fear of Ananias before his eyes. "I've heard," she said, "that the Venus dee Medeechy wears No. 5 and Bhe is a model of true proportion." "Exactly," said the clerk, growing red in the face as he pulled and tugged to get them on. He had never heard ol "dee Medeechy," but he was up to a trick or two himself. "After all," he said, "these are too large. You'll find the 4's just right." He was only gone a moment, but in that time he had erased 5E from the inside of a pair of shoes and substituted 4B. "There, I thought it was strange," she said, when they were on and paid for; "why, those ai-e just as easy as my old ones. I believe I could just aa well had 3s after all." And the young-man-without-a-conscience went back to his duties with the air of one well satisfied with himself. Detroit Free Press. The Same Familiar Old Mart. "You don't know how old you are?" asked the judge. "No, boss," replied the witness; "I'se a ign'ant ole man; 1 was bo'n in de ole times an' been a slave ontil de wah. I donno how ole I is." "You must be over eighty?" suggested the judge. "Spec I is, boss. I dunno.'' "Permit me to ask him a few questions, your Honor," said the reporter. "Have you all your teeth?" "Yes, boss, ain' got a bad tooth in de lot." "Can you read fine type without spectacles?" "Yes, boss; I can read de fine print Bible ofl at arm length." "You never used to bacco or whisky ?" "No, sah; I dunno de taste of lickah, nor of tobacco." "IV. you rise every morning at five o'clock."' "Always, boss." "And do you cut ard split a cord of wood before breakfaM every day?" "Dat's my invariable habit, boss." "May it please the court," said the reporter, "I know the witness; he is 105 years old." Burdelte, in Brooklyn Eagle. An old colored man, who lives a few miles from Monroe, Ga., who is noted for his peculiarities, was on the streets of the town one day when some of the boys suggested to him that he eat some raw eggs; he told them that he would be glad to get some, but he wouldn't start with less than two dozen. The eggs were procured, and the old darky would break a small hole in each one of them to see if they were fresh and sound, then he would swallow it down. When he had disposed of the two dozen he called for more; he then ate about half a dozen more, and told the boys he would call, again. The Earl of Buckinghamshire, who. by the way, must not be confounded with the Duke of Buckingham, was p. fifteen-dollar a month farm laborer in this country some seven years ago. lit was then Lord Hobart, and so abso lutely impecunious that he preferred to sink his rank and seek his living ir this country to living in genteel pov erty in his own. He is a lineal de scendant of the English patriot John Hampden, and on succeeding to the title advertised the family estate fo: sale, llis recent marriage, however, with a very wealthy girl has com pletely restored the fortunes of his house. , GREAT STEAMBOAT RACE. More Than a Million Said to Have Been Staked I pnu the Result. The greatest steamboat race that wni ever run in the world was that whl.-'i occurred in June, 1870, from New Or leans to St. Louis, between Hie Robert K. Lee and the Natchez. The latter was built at Clmvnnati, was coronuiudtni by Captain T. P. ljjttliHrs, and in Juno of the above year made the fastest time on record from New Orleans to St. Louis, 1.278 miles in three days, twenty-one hours and fifty-eight minutes. The -Uobert E. Lee was bulltat New Albany during the war and was towed across the river to the Kentucky sine to have her name painted on her wheel houses, a matter that was deemed prudent in those exciting times. She was com manded by Captain John AY. Cannon, who died at Frankfort, Ky., in 1SS2. There was great rivalry between the boats, and when the Natchez nmile her great run Captain Cannon determined to beat it. He stripped the Loo for the race removed all parts of her upper works which were calculated to catch the wind; removed all rigging and out fit that could be dispensed with to lighten hor; engaged the steamer Frank Pargoud to precede her a hundred in iles up the river to supply coal; ar ranged with coal yards to have fuel flats awaiting her in the middle of the river at giveu points, to bo taken in tow under way until the coal could be transferred to the deck of the Lee, and then to be cut loose and float buck. He refused all business of every kind, and would receive no passen.? rs. The NaU-hez returned to New Orleans ami received a few hundred tons of freight and a few passengers, and was adver tised to leave for St. Louis on Juno 30. In the afternoon the Robert E. Iee backed out from the levee, and five minutes later the Natchez followed her. The whole country watched the race with breathless interest, as it had been extensively advertised by the press, and the telegraph attended its progress along the river at every point. At all the principal cities Natchez, Vicksburg. Helena, and Memphis people for m-tny miles were present to see the racers pass, and the time of passing was cabled to Europe Vhn Cairo was reached the race was vir tually ended, but the Lee proceeded to St. Louis, arriving there in three days, eighteen hours and fourteen minutes from the time she left N w Orleans, beating by thirty-three minutes tha previous record of the Natchez. The latter steamer had run into a forr and grounded between Memphis and Cairo, which delayed her more than six hours. It is said that 30,000 peopis crowded the wharf, the windows and the "housetops to welcome th Ie on her arrival at St. Louis. Captain Can non was tendered a banquet by the business men of the city, and wa-t gen erally lionized while he remained here. It was estimated that more than $ 1.000.000 changed hands on the result of the great race. Many of the bet were withdrawn, " however, on tin ground that the Lee had been Hssistel the first hundred miles of the trip by the power of the Frank Pargoud added to her own. and many steamboat men have ever since regarded the Natchez as the fastest boat of the two, but think she was outgeneraled in the race by the Lee. There was so much adverse comment afterward by the press that there has been no attempt sinee to re peat such a performance. St. J.ouis jltbe-Democral. - MAN'S TRUE CHARACTER. In Moot Instances It 1 railed Forth Only by Great Kmcrxmrlra. Greatemergencies call forth the great soul. War in the twinkling of an eve turns village drunkards and pettifog ging lawyesi into Generals and states men. Love transforms Cymon from a brute into a man. Necessity makes Shakespeare a dramatist; accident re veals Scott his true powers. The most commonplace men and women have pa.?ed through the fool's paradise of love, when they were divine beings worshiping divinity, and in that fool's paradise they for a brief moment found their true selves, saw deep into the soul of their consort. That flittin dreLim was in truth an awakening, the brief opening of the spiritual eye. When the world of facts has passed away, our dreams may remain. The man of common sense asks for reali! iei. the ptvet knows that ou'.y illusions are true. Look you, the man whom you hate are there not women who worship him, children who look up to him? Who sees the true man you who hate him. or they who love him? Love is a divine delight; it reaches out over and tround its object into the illimitable; it is a part of the over-soul of the in finite, of (-d. Hatred is painful. It strains and racks the body, it blinds the vision, it makes man conscious of his mortal limitations. "Love sees the virtues that are of the soul; hatred only the diseases of the skin." "All men have their faults, and stealing was Bill's," said a weeping widow over the corpse of a desperado shot in attempted burglary. And grotesque, ludicrous as the expression may seem, she was right. She knew that not in the rob ber, the law-breaker, the outcast, did the real man shine forth, but in those rarer moods of kindliness and gener osity when he was the true friend and husband. Perhaps when two enemies, who have refused to see any good in each other on this earth, meet here after in another world free from the muddy vesture of decay which clogs their vision here, the first thought of each will be: "Is this the beautiful -mil that I maligned and hated?" lAppincoW Magazine. It is said that a charming French Duchess recently going to some fet-tiv-Ity for a benevolent purpose, was late ind put on her gloves while driving. She did not notice until she stood in the drawing-room that to a black and white silk costume she had added one' black glove and one white one. She kept them on, and at the next fashion able assembly in the place all the ladies wore gloves of different colors. The Honiton lace industry in En gland is said, in a recent Parliamentary report, to be falling into decay on ac jount chiefly of the duties imposed upon the lace by foreign countries, and the lacemakers want government aid In the way of establishment of a school to teach the art of making the lace, with prizes and other inducements to lead young people to take up the trade. . . Queen Victoria is cleared of the charge that plain English bread is not good enough for her taste. It has been reported that she ate only Turin rolls of the kind styled Cressiai, but London Truth saysthis is all nonsense, and de jlares that brown and white bread are made every day for her use; and she is exceedingly fond of oatcakes and icones. THE CANDIDATE A T HOME. It. all, H,. t'lclure ..I tli frl.ili utt.l Trlb tluMoiiM of Oar ;rat Men. "Yes. tnv dear," remarked the can iluhite to hl.s .wifn, iis with a weary sigh he removed the wrappers from a large yellow silk plii-cushtn'i vlth hlsinltials on it, and sent the girl down stnlrs with t-t.8J for the expressman; "yes I fully appreciate the honor that some of the people of this great und ctTerveseiug Republic have done me in nominating; me for so high an office; but I could wish that they would bo somewhat less Impetuous, as it were, in their method of expressing their esteem aud admir ation." He hero stopped to replaco the cover on the box containing tiie twenty-year-old rattlesnake that had been sent him by a constituent in Wyoming, an net which ho performed just in time to prevent the playful reptile from me andering out anil making a light lunch of the baby. This done, he resumed, sadly: "It must, of course, be highly grati fying to any properly constructed can didate to have an enthusiastic people pouring a perfect avalanche, if I may be permitted the expression, of canes, cigar-eases, underwear, boasts of as sorted sizes and colors, and other use ful articles upon him: ho can not but feel proud to think that his house is the objeetlve point of every express wagon in town, and that people nil over this great uid glorious hind are sitting up nights and neglecting their business to make rare and curious articles ot vert a for him. But in time even this becomes monotonous, and " Here the girl came in to say that, an other consignment of yellow dogs had arrived, and that the expressm.-t.n wanted eight dollars more. With a sigh the candidate produced the money, and ordered that the dogs bo put down cellar and m:ule us comfortable as pos sible. "I do not mind do;r so much," he remarked, "but s:ytkes and prnir!e wolves seem to me in bad lasts, and I earnestly deprecate " "There's a man down-stairs," inter rupted the girl, re-entering the room, and falling over the twenty-pound brlsidle cat. which a lady in Michigan had sent w'th her regards aid an e.t presp bill for twelve dollars, "and he says thrt he has just named his two hours' old baby after you. and thought he would come 'round and let you know, go that you would not feel anxious about it," "This is getting played out," howled the candidate: "I've got no more tnouey to invest in that way, and that settles it. Give him a spoon out. of the holder, with my regards, and tell him I'll call 'round nnd kiss the baby as soon as I get time." "Say! remarked his wife with ani mation: "thit paper says that a. man named Wellington Hanks, in F.cokuk, is making a hair-brush for you to be. composed of 11,907 distinct pieces of wood." "Great gun!" exclaimed the candi date: "Who said I wanted : hitir-brnsh? The idea of sending a hair brush to a man without a hair ou his head! 1 won't have it "' Just then the girl entered, and said that a mule of rare beauty had arrived from Arizona, and was waiting his or ders and s'.vleen dollars. "Slaughter the beat!" cried the can didate wildly, "and tell the express matt to go to! Am i to have no time to think about the taritf and things and no money to buy food with? I c4n"t even get a eham-e to write my inaugu ral address; and the first thing you know U "d le the fourth of March, and I'll have to stand up there be 'ore a per spiring multitude and speak a piece out of the AmnteurO'Titor. I won't " He was interrupts 1 by the entrance of a boy with an exr:-ess p.iekage. upon which were inscribe the words "All charges prepaid." A his eyes fell upon the inscription, he uttered a wild shriek and fell to the floor unconscious. For a few moment his woes were forgot ten. F. A. Ste irn., in lwk. THE HEATHEN CHINEE. Hott IUrlp1tii Wh .VtmittWtrrf d to a Suspected t'lMtll Farmer. Yesterday news reached the officials here of a summary execution which took place at Ngan-tong-bien, one of the towns belonging to t s Fit. A farmer in that district named r"n (nicknamed T'oh Chao, because he had only a thumb on his left hart I) was said to be the head of a secret society numbering sevi ral tens of thousands, in this province and Shantung. As lie was constantly going to and fro, and was 9ipj.o-3eJ to be plotting against the Gover .ment, two military offlccsrs, acting under instructions from th"ir superiors, resolved to arrest hint the next time he returned homo. With this purpose in view, they sur rounded his house with a band of sol diers, but on approaching nearer one of the ofiieo s w;ts shot dead, and the man broke from the house and fled. He was soon overtaken and disabled by a blow from the ot hor officer's sword, when he was slowly tortured to death by the soldiers gashing his body to pieces with their knives. They then tore out his heart and hung it up on a pole in front of his house to intimidate his followers. Before attempting to escape from the house, the unfortunate victim is said to have killed his daugh ter, a girl of sixteen years of age, fear ing lest she bhould bo as-aulted by the brutal soldiers. The surviving officer came yesterday to report the case to the Chun-tai, the Brigadier General, who lives here. l'ekin Uazetie. Mr. Jonesby Departed. "Speaking of names. Miss Van Alstoinbergamot," ventured young Jonesby, "doesn't the length and the the cumbersomeness of your name sometimes cause you annoyance when introduced to strangers or thoughtless persons?" "Quite often," returned Miss Van Alsteinbergamot, "and I have some times thought seriously of taking the neoessary legal steps to have my name changed to something shorter and more easily pronounced." "Is is there no other way by which a change might be made?" suggested Mr. Jonesby, loosoning his collar nerv ously and swallowing a cannon-ball of prodigious size that had risen in his throat. None," said the young lady, posi tively and emphatically, and Mr. Jonesby presently took his hat and left. Chicago Tribune. One of the finest collections of but terflies in the world has been made by a member of the New York Stock Ex change. It contains one hundred thousand specimens, and has cost twenty years in time and $35,000 in money. Livingstone, Stanley, Schwat-' ka, and other explorers have contri buted, to it. Yhv limint-eti of i!ip city of Uet lin for Uin flu till ynir of Iss.hh show a nuii.liiK of nearly I.0.O.UI0. MM'IHiNTK! In nnwlli-Btloti. In MM IJKNCKl miKlit Hw, v-rnilntioe Mioulil lw our Ruiil.-. V(l tliuiiHniulx cant It lo tiewinilH. Kv ry now nostrum tmdn Its jmt ions, tins iiH-dit-al euiiiri-f of ev-ry ImIko t,cliool harti lit Ir Kiiil. Kv ty chHiii?o in the yaiiitit of luiinlnitf is run i uecc,slu!l.v - for a time at li-nst -the tiotra Im iiimiIhIk A by thn credu lous. In liappy cotitittst to Iht; nmny ndvt-r-lit;tt liLpiwiuti'S of the day Htntids JioMt(ttr' fctuinitrli littler, now in ita third rt-code of po;ulnr:iy, approved ttiul ri-i immmoilid by iihjKi'.-htiis, tmlornod by llio pi-rut of many bonis, tsontfht nnd pri. -d by invalid every where. It IB tin hkiv rltilm d Hpecilti'- for mid preventive of iiihIhi iiiI itM-un. chronic ludl K Htb ii, llv-r cotitpluitit und contttiontion. hecks tin? k" tit ot rlii-uniuti ni and m nriil trlii Is a iM'i rh hi I ivl irciii and U'cfuldlurcUc -Nervous people beuoill b it. 11 irtotl Mctiii kin wim very ti;nrty killed at the U tiidy Thculcr, Dublin, by tue dropping of a peenc. White KIpphHtit of Slum, Lion of Km? land. Ihauonof China, tro of Switzer land, Riiiuer of I'enila, Crenrent of Egypt, Double J :.!! of ItiiHaib, StHTof Chili, The Circle of Japan. Htrp of Erin. To (ret these buy a box cf the genuine I'K. C. Mll.ANK'S Cl I.KHHATKD LlVKK I'tl.iji, jirtce 1 rents, and mail ua the out sloV wrapper wiih your aiilres-, plainly wiltten, and cent in xtauiim. W e will then. mail you the alove llt with an ele itant pa'-kaire of oieographic and chro matic cards. Jr'ucMfNC Hkos., rirrsHvito, Pa. fcll'ln. of tliirinnn.v, baa bn:lt a torpedo boat to km am at this una of twenty suven knots an llUlll'. Many intlutors, but no equal, has Dr. Sage a 1'au.rrn Itcmody. - Wl'iter weailier in Indnir experienced alliiont all over the hole of s it. rUnd. A TWKNTY VHARS' FX PKHI KNIK. 770 RitoAiiWAV, N Y., March 171 I have bvtiii usinpr A i.i.rcK8 Pultous PLAstKUS for420 years, mid found them one ot., the best if family medicines. HricHy mimminK up niy experience, 1 any thnt when placed cm I he small t.f Uie.brk AlJ.i iK K S 1 l.ASTt rs nil the body llh nei itiU8 c. erjiy, tnd .thus cure fatiU". brain xhatit on, debility and kidney dif tlcitliien. For w.iiien,nii(l children I have found them itivnliixliic. Thev never Irri tate the akin or ttut-.e iha :ii;!ite-!t pain, but cure More throat, i rotspy ruuiiht, eoldt, lai h in M-ie, back tif chest, ind. motion and bowel con: plaint. f I'. 1. Fhkuhk-ks. Auld cnlltmd" is moving hi-.r Home Kule, and bhe Is bouud to have it, too. A mitl OK xfctv i-s. P dtandu for l'uddin(r, for Peach and for 1'ear, And likefe rnr Pottr) and 1'itwe; Thu Parrot, the I'm tun that rtiea in the air, l he I'in with a ruin in hi nosi ; For l'uper ud IVn. lor Printer and Press, Fur Pb and IVople wheil tt: lint vi.t n ji ti re hiek, lo relieve your d t strew 'I ikrat om e l'leree' PuiRttuve rellet. Oh, yn. ii. need' I'hn mt ihe P' for yon, poor, tick iimn or woman. Nothing like them tor keeping the bowclst and ntoliiHi ti repainted and iu oid r- liny. Kiutir coated Kianu!en. scarcely lioir r than mustard Ketda. '1 ucy worn gen Ij out thorotiKhiy. John Kel (.-rave at Itntne ia to be dug np to make way for a new road. For a ii Irritated Throat, toucher m n Hrunch tai Tir-irV' are ottVjrrd ulh-Kt confidence i.t their elth-i.t- , . tit. . n f ' ifit , j4 titicnr are oirreti iiti t tie tulh-Mt confidence ia tneir eJllcacy. &ti ttn'u in h-irrx. P.tti net profit a for her tlfty concert in South America mere IT5,lm. IKIN'T tilVK I r THE 8I1IP. Yon Iwvp h i n tol l that coiuutmptitm ia in- tirti, : that o hen the liini.- at attacked bv 'hi U rrit le malady, the sufferer is past ail help, and the end i a mere qoestl tn of time. on av e note 1 with alarm the unniiiaka' le J mpumis cl the rtiweaxe. You hve tried all inHiitier of o-crtlled i urei in va'ti. a;.d yeu are now devpondeiK mid pr prinif for Ihe worst. K it don't pi? up the niiip while Dr. Pierce Uolden Medical Divot rr; remains untried. It it not a core all. nor will pt-rtnrm miracle but it ha cured UmuninU of ea.-4.-1 of conMimp ton. In in earik-r tjitris. wbete all other meant. 1s t failed. l:v it. a:d obtain a uew leae of life. Kina Milan's divorce suit is to be tried in No vell b r. If aiMcted with Sottj'Eyes, ue Dr. Isaac Tiioittp4cn'a Kye Water. DruKKiats sell it S5c jr. II. riSk. As.sii-rand Analy tlral ('hem int. 1-Bt-ort.tory. 104 I irni t Portland. Or. Analyse made of ail fuuttaneea. Tht OrRNEi for bre&Jt.f.-tsu HoTemrnts That Are of Great Vain la Developing the Luna. Standing as erect as possible, with ihouldera thrown back and chest for ward, the arms hanging close to the ody, the head up, with lips firmly jlosed, inhalation is to bo taken aa ilowly as may be; at the same time the extended arms are to bo gradually raised, the back of the hands upward, until they closely approach each other above the head. The movement should be bo regulated that the arms will be jxtended directly over the head at the Moment the lunga are completely illed. This position should be main tained f rom five to thirty seconds before the reverse process is begun. As the arms are gradually lowered, the breath Is exhaled slowly, bo that the lungs shall be as nearly freed from breath as possible at the time the arms again reach the first position at the side. By these movements the greatest expan sion pot-sible ia reached, for upon in spiration the weight of the shoulders and pectoral muscles are lifted, allow ng the thorax to expand fully, while jpon exhalation, in lowering the arms, we utilize the additional force of the pressure upon the upper thorax to render expiration as complete as pos sible. Ihepe deep respirations should be repeated five or six times, and the exercise gone through with several times a day. It is hardly necessary to remark that the clothing must in no way interfere with the exercise. In some cases this exer cise is more advantageous when taken lying fiat on the back. Instead of stand ing. In this position the inspiratory muscles become rapidly strengthened by opposing the additional pressure exerted by the abdominal organs tigainst the expanding lungs. And, on the other hand, expiration is more icrfeet and full on account of the pres ure of these orgatiB. This ia an exer- lne now jidvocatod by Beveral leading !il toivhera of Kurooe.- Omaha councilman (traveling it em rope): '-What's them blufTs?" Nn ive: "Those, sir, are the Alps. "Humph! They need grading badly.' Physician (completing exitmiun l ion) "My diagnosis causes mo groti liiourdnoss, sir. It is extremely selfish patient (interrupting) "O.cor. round your diagnosis! How is nv, Ivor?" Time. vKn$ ealp Diseases H UTICURA yHEMEDIES. THK MOSTDISTKK.SSINO FORMS OK SKIN and scalp oiseaj.es. with losw of hair, imm infancy to old anc, are speedily, economically ami permanently cured by the Ccticura Kim MMtia, when all other rcnuidtea and methods fail. lU-TicruA. tho srrciu Pkin Cure, and Citicu RA Soap, an exquisite Skin ltejvutitler, prepared from it, externally, and CUTiotritA Hksiii.ve.nt, Die new i'.lnod Purifier, internally, cure every form of skin and blood disease, Iiom pimples to scmful. - cJld every whera. Price.CuTrct7RA.60o.: Soap, 25c.; liKSoi.vrNT, $1. Prepared by the Pottkr Dbuo and Chemical Co., Hoston, Mass end for "How to Cure Skin Dioeaoca." f-tT Pimples, blticklieinlH, chapped and oily "lii X-T skin prevented by Cuticuka Soap. ("" Kelief in one minute, for all pains and xT weaknesses, in Cuticcra Anti-Pain lUtaTKK, the only pain-killing- plaster. 26c - A n agitation Ingoing on In India against the slaughter of cows for food for thct soldiers. It is pointed out that it takes over 1 i.'i.tMK) cows every year to feed the soldh-rs. and that the Hindoos themselves very rarely touch meat, living upon rice, vegetables and milk. Once even the "poorest could have all tho milk ho wanted for his babies and himself, but now it is im possible for the villagers to get milk even for infants whose mothers' breasts have failed, and the failure of the breuMs is due chiefly, also, to the lack of cow's milk. Thousands of children die on this account yearly. The bones of our soldiers who fell In Egypt aro arriving in this country to be used as manure. A vessel with a cargo of bones reached Aberdeen. The captain said the bones, principal ly of the camel and giraffe, while being shipped at Alexandria were found to include a number of perfect skeleons. These he rejected, though the cargo is supposed to have contained a quantity of separate human bones. The natives visit the battlo-flelds and dig up the re mains of English soldiers. London Christian World. The new clock placed In the tower of the Glasgow University is a tremen dous affair. The main wheels of the striking and quarter trains are twenty inches in diameter. The weight of the hammer U t strikes the hours is one hundred and twenty pounds, and it is lifted ten inches. There is an auto matic upparatu9 attached to the clock whlc stops the quarter peals at night and starts them in the morning. The pendulum is of sine and iron, to coun teract influences of temperature. The bob of the pendulum it cylindrical, and weighs three hundred pounds, and th Seat is ore and ono-half seconds. A man out In Indiana levied upon a yoke of oxen belonging to a neighbor who was engaged to marry the for mer's daughter, but who did not put in an apjiearance on the day fixed for the ceremony. The disappointed father wished to be reimbursed in the sum of 10, which, he claimed, was the price of the wedding breakfast provided bv. him en that oco;tdon. It opTtar evHIeoee proven fa millions at hoaafat awtre th&B a qu&rfe-r ot a eeatnry. It to aved by th I'nite l Slab (tunnmrnl Rixtdmed by the bead of Ike Or- I' nirern'i'j ae th Strongest, Pnreat and rvmt HaJUif-.U. Ir price t'reiu iiakicf Powder dora not contain A.mrer.!, or Alum. Sold only ta can. PRICK iiAKtNU MWIlEB CO. E YORK- CHlCAeo. ST. LOCI. A WALKING ADVERTISEMENT. ei or NORTH CAROLINA Every mm that sm kes a pipe is a walking advertiser of the merits of "&3al of North Caro lina Flo Cnc Smoking Tobacco. The lc8ol " ia pronounced b all smokers the best Tobacco err soltl on the Pacific Coast. SARSAPAR1!LA,4JELL0W DOCK I ! i 1 ooTPotU!a. It rnrte RnKCMATiaM, NtuiuxsiA, Rotln, Pimplra, Sorofula. O..UI, favtrrb. Tumors. Salt Bheum, ami Meroiirlid t;ii it l'urtfiin the Blood, Hectare tt IJvartl Kleiners to heNlthy action, and makes the Uoiaitexto Itmrht and Olear. J. R. GATES A CO., Proprietors 4 IT t anoo use HttMstM r'naelwa. T-TAWKE ii. NO GRUB A STUMP MACHISI either STAND. IXI1 11MHKR or STUMPS. Willi.all KD onllnmry Ome UIH miasm. Make a el avtp of two Mre t slutsc A bus, boy Dd hort ca ofWftt iu No hrj chains r rmAm to handi. Tb ttmp o ft fit mar Ui firrt jnr will pay for ta Msjeaio. It will only eeat ju a postal ear, to arnd f r mm niairat4 CtaJoBo, (tit I oj brio, lerua aud owUDMoJaia. Aaaiuaa Uf M an u fa t u t ra, J Aat.S aiLJfK a SOX, Scotck Hrore, Iowa, The BUY UBS' GUIDE is Issued March and 8ept i eaoh rear, it is an entry iclopedia of uaeful infor. ' malion for all who pur chase the luxuries or the necessities of life. Wa can olothe 70a and furnish 70a with all the neoessary and unnecessary appliances to ride, walk, dance, sleep, eat, flan, hunt, work, go to church, or stay at home, and in various aisea, styles end Quantities. Just figure out what Is required to do all these things COMFORTABLY, and you can make a fair estimate of the value of the BTJYEB8' GUIDE, which will be sent upon receipt of 10 cents to pay postage, MONTGOMERY WARD & CO. 111-114 Michigan Avenue, Chicago, m. Q CABINET ChQ fill I ZphotographsvPZ.UU AVliy pay 110 to (12 per dos n for your photo gruvha when by eeiitliiiK a tintyi or jihoto Kiuph of any kind we will send you 1 !! Ilni ly tlnirthed Cabinets C O. 1. for 2.0t, thereby yoo are running no risk and not pay lnfr any monev until you got your photos. Ale a tine 11 if-Sino t'ravon "Portrait in six inch franiF 22i27 for tfiS. A gen tie Wtstea. WILSON'S STUDIO. 389 state St.. C&icaga. Q1 PIMrVlt Y KK. It'll, fKAHK eB 0 I CI n 11 M I KAt U. aubler, Koenlsh Pianos; Bordvtt Onrans. band Instruments Largest utock ot Sbeut Mtuio and Books. Bands snppiled at Kwturu PrUxn. MATTHLaa u&aY OO., SM Fost Btrset, Baa I raaolaoe Sllffl Tt .-..flf 81 t . ' t I 1 I SjACOBS oil, rot otruint injuries, RECENT, PEBf ECTCURE3. Crippled. ttrutar, lit. Mf M, ltlf . Hi. H SACK. prefeMlenaJ Mill ai&Ue. Ia ttM. sir. 1T, erreacke4 kf aakle aa was Hppl4 aw tw auatiu a eraudkea; ae seea twe batUes ef St. ImoU OU aaa ra pemsunitlr eareS. 0. I. CsotWELX. Piaty;. . Crvslied. etuaaierrtlle. III., isT it ism akMt els ateatfce e t u )eaiae4 beea r; la tea ts y; taiTereS (tar aratae- aeea tkree setttee St. J.be OU; ae able to be afcas tralnw.l. m. 0r..l. Ill . Kr t. tralie4 mj tack la rebrauy laet; seaU at Ct raa4 tor two weeks witaeat a case; ru rare4 tares srt ky tt. Jao.be OU. J. . WAtSMt. At CkOOOIgTg AND DtAtntS THt CHRLE , V0GELES CO.. BsiUmers, Ms. Diamond Vera -Cura FOR DYSPEPSIA. ASO ALL STOMACH TK00BLZS (CCS ASt tatlfeeUoa. a9ar-Steauli. Ueartoara, 1.um. S1A Staeee, OoaetliUea. Faltaeee after eatlag. Foot ftfelat la tbe Moatk aa dlaaexeeabl taau attar eat. lag. Serrsaaaaea aaa Lear-ftplrlta. ' At Druggist awl Dra er$ or terd fry wuxtt OS re ceipt qf i) eta. (5 Ooxet $1 Mj im tamp. HampH tent an receipt nf2-renl Slump. THE CHARLES S. VOCELER CO.. tRIieers. M, n- Cninnau JL Pn 1 S3 First 3t Call or """f k; w"Forllnnl, Oraddroas NERVOUS PcDillty, Lm of V!for. Seminal ! "-'" W3 V,ealc ilor.:i,ry. lleapon- i denrr, Jtc. due to exoeaeee or aonsa, cqtim. YOUNG MEN fettering from the effect j ' ot yuntt.rnl follica or indis- ! creiton snonld STail themxelvnt ot onr tr-atrornt. 1 A poaitire cure itrnarantn'd in every caw. Fyti&ilis, t-finary and Venereal iMwjta'-s all unnatural dis j ."'its pruuijpuy ana weiycorea. MIDDLE. AGED MEHfr t.Tit?.'Kiil I"T" or iBIl' Weak Back. Nervoua tZX ? J.V."t :i"t PL ttrenkrui, etc, cured iLM' . "; nnal.le to eiett ns may be treated at their homes, by cirrenpontlrnce. alpdlr!nea an? ir-strnct ions sent by mail or entire. Coneoitattot rue. Bend 4 cents is atatnps I or I be YouflaT Maa'l trlendor culJe i Waattocfc WELL DRILLS rOS ETERT PDRPOSE. Sold on Trial ! . !aL-J r(r. fwiid c for mAjtinff ... rfu i.iue.iaiTj a. mm., fdlSJ rith fnil EMirUcaljaA Mmtf itmfart GOULDS A AUSTIN. 1T t ! tJu i i at.. CHICACO. ILL. THE VAN MONCISCAR PRIVATE DISPENSARY, Nob. 133 aud 134 Third Street. Portland. Oregon. Is t' e on! Priests Df r-naarrln P'viland or -a t -V-.ruiweal Cian wiiere patienta axesneraa, ta;:w trea.4 ".iillSilKV 'l B. t HRllflO AKO PHfTATE DISfASUIe asarrtea, sacn ap . r Ida arAWDiwv. JTereons debl-ity, araiinal l.-e, Irni- anmnry, Tpb;litleenzj,:km cfiecte , t n.. ..mi liv .Jk tea t 'yt iar trtw.'e, aymur. rrci, eeea asricrare, etc V. P N. U. No. Kl r. V. n. No S31 THE COW BRAKD. TO OR. SPINMEY i llijaA ra an.-j s son A DELICIOUS BISCUITS or WHOLESOME BREAD USE - v ' ' DwiGHPS Gow-Ohano SodaSaleratus. ABSOLUTELY PURE. ALWAYS UK1F0HW AK0 FULL WEIGHT. Be sare that there is a plrtnre of a Cam en your par tags and you vrrj hava the best Bod. mwd THS COW ERA3TJX Ta geatsefceeexrs OIB TRADE MASS FUi s i s. It Is tmpor. tauit that the 8oda or Baleratssyoa nee ahonid be White and Pare same ae all similar sn bats n res sait for food. Toinnnre ehtainlng only the "Ana a Eaomer brand Soda er Salerata. buy It ta "pound er ha'f ponnd" eartoona. whirh bear on r ami and trade-mark, as Inferior gonds are seme fat mea substituted flathe "Arm A: Hammer- brand srhn bonarht ta balk. Parties nain Bakiaaj Powder should remem ber that its sole risinf property eoBsisia of bi carbonate of soda. One teaspoon fnl of the "Arm at Hammer brand of Soda or Saleraros mixed with sou milk eqtuas Packed in Card OH ETEBT rveuX tefiosrf Fy x! Vre v aw . aa a Possesses many Important Advantages over all other prepared r oods. BABIES CRY FOR IT. INVALIDS RELISH IT. Makes Plump, Laughing, Healthy Babies. Regulates tha Stomach and Bowels. Sold by DroggiEts. 60c, fslX. WaiS, RtCHflBDSOH t CO.. BltUlsaTBB. rr. Baby Portraits. A Portfolio of Wautiful hatiw en fine plate paper by patent r-hoto Tni.- ,.ni try J,.i yuvui process, sent mAtn1nt)rAlfliw ttuKv l.... ..;,.. I. , J "iwiiu a year. hvery Mother wanu these pictures: send at once. Give Jiaby's name and age. WILLS. RICHARDSON 4 CO, P.oft, Burllngtoo, Vt C. H. STREET d. CO., 415 Montgomery St., S. F.. Cat We ate oTering the fallowing in 20, 40, 80 or 100 acre r arms: Rof-atthal f olj,T tistna ColontU Monte lata tshaat It.-hi-aiia - - 4-itt I'Blhrraa " " e tun) IShliiKlrlan m -...- ! tHM An tie-ravet " - t Utii Mirsmaaf. Km - ' uin f""." , en Iil, Obispo & S " " Tiflare 1 1 .04HI irvlatUryi " Marin ll.OtMl . j : also j Other lands for general- farmlnsr, fruit erowintr j or stock raising, j HOME VOK EVEKTBOBY -SKf'L'RB ' -i V aiioiiiecnt-avy terma in the countrir.-while j retainin your pn-cnt re-iden- e. positi .a and sMlaiy;tU. 20 or niore acres ot land. wHhorwit -1 out a house, on toe installme. t plan n one of I our col nif-H; we will p tin. the mane U or ; order lth fruit trees or raiain frrape and will I keep Jt In g-ood condition until full tx-ariii(r. j witli or without Irrigation: thew la- rts lie nor 1 oreouthof fsau Kranciwo. In the co-.st o- lerior counties, near or distant irorn railroti or town and vary in uric-, c. It. S.'HKK'r CO., succewors to tlie 1mm tr ati'.M A. to ia tion of CaUfornfa. 415 .Montgom rj s reel. S- tt r-r wrtK nla- awi in I oes uifon. " BUT TUE BUST. TAKE KO CHASCKS. MEXICAn SALVE THE CREAT HEALER. Curen Cut-, Sore , Salt Kh utn, Bo! , PirT.jlis. Felons Skin Diseases, and all i ailments for which a t-a!ve is nuiu.b e. For lakitgout soretiawt and healit jr It acts Ijtt niaolr:. ili rente a tatx. at all drutfritft. Softer ffati the Chexpest P07TLA.-I0 BLtStNESS COLLEGE. Partluait. DrrM f... i -.-f nt.Diiti l. !. lli.l mt Inn t Il-fi-d r,pnlHilor.,p-- i e -tuti:irtry. 6uHncs Shorthand. Common School and Penm-wihlp Devrt mcirts. Stalcttt5 admiireHl at any time. a' Inuo and MfimMi fif per-m-nshttj ent froe. J. A. W KSt . s- i. a. P. AkasTUU.VM. Pria. ASTH17!A CURED) loermas Asthmat areceieryuiieiuir "a- eia.'ereia' .Ii te wont rrj.lr.curw c r fiirv IslitBaieett'gectBgaieayberealotneTPfaU. r 1 r-nl rwnncm lA rtKimt. rncft &Or.sd J llJ,-jti Tanraf. orbt mail. Bi mi H t K E i s'.rsraa 1 -n. It M'.fTt M A N. St. I'a-.l rr. " BTf n tias grrea onrrs sal satisfaction ta tha core of OoBorrbcra xA Qleet. I prescribe II and i eel safe la recouraieodr tea; tt to ail snfrerera. ajL,J. aiu T fwci. ark V 8otd tr k.t. rroEB, ujm Oeechir, IB PRICK. tl.OO. . DroaXtaBaV TO THK fiADIMl sm-ratit am inwattM or UlDIE-ytHILUKEN S Ar INFANTS WEAR 113 Kkakny Street, ti . Ilhtatrated t atal"fgfa sent free on aiUcatloB PIANOS Premiums. S,eo0 m tm. 80 years Etabithed. Weal pawnied tset Tnn ntr le- ice. ia nae in n ouer Fiano. bv which est Pianoe . stand In tune 20 years, d fur loo ; not aDertexl by climate. o emod to rptit, break, swell, slutnk, crsck, decay, or wear ont ; we puarsotee St Kle rant Rosewood Cases, S strinra, d-nble ret eating actkut; finest Ivory keyx; the Famoas ANT1SEI.1 Caller write for Catalogue, free. T. M. A.VTISELl HA SO CO , Mannfactiners, Odd Fellows' Hall. Mar. bet and Seventh tftrweta, San Fnuxda MAKE tXDWiCHT'S. AmrteearpooBfaJsef th best Baking FowderaaT. lag twenty times Ha enst, beatidee betnj mnch heattiiior, beeanae it doe not cos tain any tejanooa sribstaaeeai, eachsa atom, serraalba ettx. of which maayBak taj Powders are made. ratryma and Farmers should ase only the" Arm k Hammer brand for cleaning and keeping MUk Pans trtnet aa4 very ponTid package of "Arm iiiiiaait Brand " contains full 1 oanoee net, and the S pound peckairee fail sew aet. Soda of Baierkroai PACKAQl r Cwtm ta I f 1 TO Da,TS.j M Oaaraaawa ae as ;f aaaaa in laaaii. XZ reaioa I ' trass Ossks! 9 Ctlneliiaati, laALELRATUS-J Board Boxes. Always keeps Soft. iw It's Easy to Dye With Superior IM Strength, Fastness, Beauty, AND Simplicity. - " wyiv Kvais man any oxaer dyes ever made, and to give more brilliant and durable colors. Asic for the fnmtm,i and taka no otbeiv a&colors ; lo ceaca eaccu WELLS, RICHARDSON & CO Burtwgtom. ft. For Gilding or Bronzing Fancy Articles, USE DIAMOND PAINTS.-? Gold, Silver, Broasa, Copper. Only m Cecta, a-amninl I a t nbi. - ti