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BURKHART & BILYEU, Prop letors of the Livery, Sale anfl Fesfl Staliles LEBAXOX, OR, Southeast Corner of Main and aherman. Fine Buggies, Hacks.Har ness and COOD RELIABLE HORSES For parties going to Brownsville, Wa terloo, Sweet Home, Scio, and all parts of Linn County. -All kinds of Teaming DONE AT i REASONABLE RATES. BURKHART & BILYEU. 1 VOL. II. r WOMEN'S WAGES. Some of the TTrak Spot, In Onr floaatcd American tivlllzatltin. There is something wrung about that civilization which compels a woman to work sixteen hour per tiny for six tiny in a wee k in order to earu $:l.V). Un fortunately there nrt women in the large cities who have to work in this wity. It is hard for people who have tlij menus f supplying their l:ily wniits to resiliiA thut any uf their fel-low-tjeiny;s :ri tloniuetl tu a lift of tl:M'k-. ness anil j-vimlin poverty such as these wi'tneu cinlure. . That women are in many ensM nn ilerpu'ul for tlieir services as seamstresses ant as saleswomen in stores is un ipiestionahly true, llunl-heartctl as a stone ami cruel a a serpent is the man who will extort a profit from tho pov erty of the women who work for him. Hut UavouM he folly to seek the cause of this evil in nothing but the flinty he.tvtcilness of entploj crs. The trouble, is tine, not to the form of (ioverinnent, nor to the org-inizatlon of society, but to tho civilization which tlrives womt-ii by the score into certain employment ami keeps them out of others. When a tlry-goo-ls merchant may take his choice from tmonj twen ty applications for work at six dollar per week it is not to be expecteil that he will insist upon paying ten dollar. The number of competitors in certain line of work red uet tho waes. Wo men will work for starvation wajjes in a store or at sewin-j rather than secure a comfortable living by doing house work. Then is somet:dn wrong aliotit the civilization which teaches a woman that it is more honorable to sew six teen hours a day for starvation ware than it is to securo a eomfortabla liv in in domestic service. There are un doubtedly hundreds of women and !rls working in stores or as seam stresses who have not one whit tnore refinement, and aiv not in any respect iMMtcr educated than rirls who are cm ployed as servants in households. Hut the former hold tlu tnsclvcs far above the latter. The civilization is wiin? which teaches young girls and women to make a distinction of this kind. It is alo a wronj; civilization which teaches younr women, whose parent are well a bit to provide for them and who aiv surroHiidcd by the comforts ol home life, that they are in duty ttound to po out into the world and compete witli their less fortunate sisters in the struggle for a living, lionut life and home work constitute the proper sphere for every woman, ami it is a false phi losophy w hich teaches any thing eNe Hie woman, whether married or un married, who can not e at home and find employment in homework is un fortunate. Hut the unhappv condition of those unfortunates is rendered all the more unhappy by the competition of jrirl who. although thev have eom- fortahhs home, will, for the sake of earning a pittance of pin money, seek employ mont as 'salesladies. or clerks, or Seamstresses. Denver Trituue. A GROWING EVIL. Overatndv Amnn "hl!lrt Rulnlns Many Mnn l'hyal-l Conatltationa. Dr. William A. Hammond read a pair on "Hrain Foiving in the Educa tion of Children" iwently, In-foro S') memlK'i'S and guest of the Nineteenth Century Club. He told of a little girl brought to him one day afflicted with St. Vitus' dance. Sh had been to school and in her book-bag she had an English grammar, an arithmetic, a gi-ography, a history of tho United States, an astronomy, a temperance physiology and hygiene, a French grammar, a French reader and a treat ise on general science. These sul- jects she was expected to master at home iu six and a half hours, if she gave thp needed time to sleep, to eat ing, to dressing and recreation. Con tinuing he said: She had learned all thes things, but sha was spending her brain capital, not her brain income. Intellectual bank ruptcy was staring her in the face. We are living too much under the reign of the schoolmaster. The brain of a child at seven years is larger in proportion to its body than is the brain of an adult for after that age the brain does not increase in size. Children in their first ten years ought to learn solely through the ordinary use of their senses. If a child doesn't look at a book until he is ten years old he will learn to read quicker than a child who studied his letters at three. Laws prevent phy si cal overtaxation of children; why not their intellectual overtaxation? Mem ory is not knowledge. Because chil dren recite well does not mean that they understand. They recite by rote. So do parrots. Such cultivation of memory weakens the brain powers. How much bettor it would be if we had more objective teaching. What idea can a child get from Dr. Johnson's definition of net-work a reticulated structure with interstices between the intersections'? There is too much cramming in the schools in spite of all the teaching against it. 1 confess too strong sympathy with tlie intelligent truant. We must rememlw-r that man's hrain differs vastly from woman's brain. They ought not to have the same kind of education until they have the same Icind of brain and the same kind of nervous systems. Jv". V. I'ritmiie. The woman who shows her love of admira'ion has not been spoiled by fl.it tery. O dy the spoiled girls take it as a matter .f course. J'hiiade'j hia Ca'L 'Ihe man who lorrows one dollar from you and neglec s to return it is cften thought lo liavo a poor memory, when, in fact, the mau is poor, and not the mem- There once was a lover narad B Vith a voice like tbat of a fro3, 'Neath her window he'd ling Fr of ev'nlngs and sing Till his trousers were chawed by the Hogg. A: Y. Mar. American enterprise is felt at Her nosand. Sweden, which has jnst beci provided with tho most northers, electric light station in the world. The lamps there are lighted at half past two o'clock in the afternoon, and put oat at fifteen minutes past tweWe o'clock, midnight. Mamma "Who dwelt in the Gar den of Eden. Freddie?" Freddie -O I known, the Adamses!" Marvare E THE HCOSIER POET. Tamo. Mhllrnmb Ktlry's tarty Struct! anil Latar Kawwii James Whiteomb Riley Is a native of Hancock County, lnd., and about thlr-ty-sl.x years of age. His early educa tion was somewhat defeetlve.for though Riley's opportunities were good enough, his father being comfortably oil" in this world's goods, hu preferred a pursuit less dry than pouring over books. HofM-o his school days were over he abandoned his studies and took up tho trade of a sign painter, and soon began traveling from place to place, apparently contented if his day's work brought h;m enough to pay for his night's lodging, lie would finptcnily enter a town lis a blind slg't writer, and solicit vi in k w hile being guided from house to house by a boy. When his ability to do ihe woi k was ques tioned, he demanded a trial. Ituitntu.; his hand over th sin face ns if to taka the dimens'ous. the Mind sig-i writer'' would write the sign while thr( people would gather around him aad express the r -atest ntm shnieiit at the accuracy of the work. Oa one of these tramps Riley fell in with a vernier of patent medicines, inl for a time tlie two traveled together, Riley amusing the crowd with his banjo an I comic songs and saying, as "the medicine man" ex tolled the virtues of his wonderful catholicon and cold it to the people. As a s'gn painter Riley became per fect!' familiar w th the language of the treet, the Ignorant and unsophisti cated. Rtid thus laid the foundation fur hi future success as n writer of dialect pro and poetry. The signs he paint-i-d have on them such peculiar ex-- ressloiis and charaeif r as indicate lha odd iremus of the author. 'The first verse I ever remember vriting." said Mr. IMey. recently was a little four line valentine, 1 as just big enoiijr'ii lo reach the top of a table, and 1 was pa:utiur a comic sketch on a p'ece of pi per. Helowthn sketch I wiote four comic lines my first. 1 believe." Speaking of this ear ly experience a a writer of ver-e for publication, Mr. Riley said: "For a long time I published in local journals iid received the commendations of my friends. At last I sent tlne verses lo Lou . fellow, and he was kind enough to send me nn encouraging letter. Armed with this I ntw.ckrd th metro politan press, and have inee been paid for my productions." Hi first pr diictions apv a red in print between 173 and l7l. To biing him self the earlier into public notice, with the consent of a country editor, R ley published a shot t jmem which was an ni.tation of Edgar A. Roe's sty le, in !rodueinr it w th the statement that h" poem had been found writtt n on .he blank leaf of a l-o.ik once Ijelong- n to Roe nd foil ml by a relative of the ieccased poet, who moved to Indiana from the K ist many years rn.ro. The rick was discovered, but it seems to '.lave answered the purpose it was m ended for. a the merits of Riley's jmmi acre ri cognize I. He pif ured em ployment on a newspaper published in Imli mapolis, nnd wlii'e thus i ngiped wrot the most ef his dialect verse. Wiihin tho lust few y ears he has con tributed a number of pieces for Eastern periodicals, nnd has published a lmnk f selections, i which, however, the piece in imitation tf Roe's style does not appear. Riley's appearances as n reader of his j-o. ins befoee- distin guished literary people and their ail niirers in Xev York la-t year were a great success, lie wa the lion of the occasion. Mn enp li Tribune. JOHN SURRENDERED. .V (.rnlte Hint llropitrd at tha Klglil Tim. l.at to Happy Keautts. "How funny some people a:c," she said. "Funny?" "Yes, some people w ho are going to he married." D!" "Yes, Fome wart to I e married in a halioon, some on the mid tie an li of a bridge, gome in a boat, some in a rail road train, some on horseback, m on the idge of a piecipice, some down in a coal-mine " "Yes, 1 have noticed it." "What is their object, 1 wonder?'' "Marriage, of course;" But I mean their object in getting married out of the usual wrav." Well. I'll tell you what 1 think. Thev get married in this way so that they can tell their children and their grandchildren they were married un der pecuiiar circumstances, as. for in stance, 'your mo' her and me, chil dren. were married in ac,al mine.' or your grandmother and tae, children were married in a balloon." Perhaps it is the reason," said the maiden. "Olcourao that is the reason." There was a pause. Then the maiden, with a glowing cheek, said: "I've l een thiukiu , John." "Yes?" he said, interrogatively. .'ve been thinking how funny it would be " (a pause, and a deeper blush). "Well, Bella, you've been thinking what?" "I've been thinking how funny it would be if" Yes." "If when the subject of marriage omcs up thirty or forty years hence you cou'd point to me and say: ' hy, children, your grandmother proposed to me in leap year and wo were mar ied a few weeks later " John is very 1 usy thce days furnish iMI a nice little cot:ajr", and li -Ua is superintending ;he making of her wed dinsr-drcss. A't w ark Journal. Mrs. Charlotte Simonton, of New Richmond, Wis., has reached the full term of one hundred years. Her only care is that her young son he was eighty-one last birthday may learn to sincke, like all the other bad bops. A young man of Brunswick, Ua., went duck hunting, and while at least a mile away from the city fired at a duck with a bre-ech-loailinff rine. llie hall came to the city and went through the door of a residence on Newcastle street, just missing a child's head. X. . Sun. mom Fourteen clocks keep the time at the State-house in Augusta, Me., all eight-day. Two of the clocks are over forty years of age. EBANON LEBANON, OU12GON, WEATHER-DOARDINQ. A Vsoful and Nlmpta XI at hod Mot Kiowa to Many Italldara. The following method of weather boarding is not generally known, and Is a great saving of time on thn usual method of guaging w ith compass nnd living set nails every few feet. When the frames are set reailr for weather- boarding, take a rod. and, luiving measured upon it the full height from the starting of weather-hoarding to the top of window or door frames, spacii It off In proper distnnca for the weather- board:ng to show to the wentli-r. Then take nuother rod nnd gel thn distances between each opening, mark ing the same upon it Count the num ber of pieces required for each space. and proceed to cut Ihe required lengths. squaring the left-hand end. lly these means every piece of board may be cut with as little waste as possible. Now pick up a piece standing at tho right- hand end, put the left-hand end, which I squared, against the casing or corner board, put tho weather-boarding hook over the hoard nnd against the casing at the riht-hand end, and mark it accurately, take down ami saw and put It up In Its place, when it w ill fit sufficiently tight to hold with out nailing. After a little practice of this method the block plane need Hot be used at all, nnd one can space six or seven boards in position without pick ing up the hammer to nail tin m. The frames nnd col ner-boai ds being all regularly and properly spared, it Is not necessary to gaugo each board, nor to use sit nails, which effecis a considerable saving of time, besides which, the spacing on different corners will insure the boards all being on a perfect level, nnd the method will therefore have the further advantage of producing more accurate work. A second method of a somew hat sim ilar kind may b used in fulnu door and blind. Take a rod, and holding it against the edge of a door, mark upon it w here the hinges are to go, top mid bottom. Ihen drive in the rod sharp-pointed brads or nails at the marks, and it will then form an accu rate gsu ;e for all doitr of the same size. 1 lace it against the door with the top end even with the top of the door, give it a t ip with the hand, and the ex act position of the hinges Is marked. tcteuttfic .America i. SUNKEN IRISH CITiES. LKnd 1'hat An nt a llorlilrUly KooaaatU Origin. There are ntmieriHislegends of sunk en cities scnt'etvd throughout Ireland, some of which are of a most romantic origin. 1 litis the space now covered by the bike of Inchiiigiils is reMrted in former davs to have been a populous and flouil-dilng city, but for some dreadful and unabsolved crime tradi tion savs, it was buried beneath the deep waters. The dark spirit of the K n: still resides in one of the caverns w hich border the bike, nnd once every seven years at midnightheisjiucsforth. mounted on his charger, and make tho complete circuit of the lake, a per- formaneo which he is to continue till the silver hoofs of his steed aro worn out, when the curse will be removed and the city re-appear once more in its all by-gone condition. The peasantry af firm that even now, on a calm night. ono may clear.v see me towers ami spirts gleaming through the clear water. With this legend we may com pare one told by Burton in his "History of Ireland": "In Ulster is a lake thir ty thousand paces long and fifteen thousand broad, out of which arlseth tiie noble northern river called Bane. It is believed by the inhabitants that they were formerly wicked, vicious people who lived in this place, nnd there was a prophecy In every one's mouth that w henever a well which was therein, and was continually and carefully covered and locked up carefully, should be lefl open, so great a quantity of water would issue therefrom as would soon overflow tho whole country. It hap pened that an old lieldaru coming to fetch water heard her child cry; upoo which, running away in haste, she for got to cover the spring, and, coming back to doit, the land was so overrun that it was past help, and at length she, her child and the territory were drown ed." Chritini Union. Teaching a Crew a Lesson. On a recent cruiso of the United States man-of-war Michigan, a sailor. who is a Chicago man, attempted to throw an exhausted quid of tobacco over the rail Into the water. His aim was bail, and the quid fell on the deck. An officer observed it. lie would not allow -he Bailor to touch it, but order ed the entire crew to rig up a gun tackle. Tho gun tackle is a hawser three and a half inches thick and weighs 2,500 pounds. Being seldom if ever used, it w as stowed away in the hold and covered up. lo got it on deck and rig it up is a long, hard task. But the gun tackle was rigged up and the commanding officer attached to it a silk thread. He made a loop in the thread, lassoed the quid of tobacco, made it fast, all hands gave along pull and a strong pull, and the quid of to bacco was hoisted overboard. Then the gun tackle was taken down and stowed away in the hold. It required eleven hours of hard work to get the tobacco overboard, and it is the opin ion of the commanding officer that no more quids of tobacco will lie thrown on tho deck of the Michigan for some time to come. Milwauke Wisconsin. It is a most hopeful sign ef the times, when, as we are assured. learne I professors in German Universi ties urge young men to the utmost pur ity of life in order that they may have the highest possible amount of brain power. Faith without repentance is no, faith, but presumption; like a ship all sail and no ballast, that tippeth over with every . blast. And repentance without faith is not repentance, but despair, like a ship all ballast and no sail, which sinketh of her own weighs. Sanderson. We need to watch our tendencies. They may be leading us in right direc tions, but also in wrong ones, and we should therefore be careful to know whither we are moving. Are we drawing nearer God and dwelling in the love with which he surrounds us? United Presbyterian, FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 7, 1888. THE OLD BENARES. Tha I'laiHt Hh-r tiaularaa Tauaht HU Itasauttfut riilttiaiiphy. But I had forgotton to speak of Sar- nath, the old Benares of many ceutu rles ago. It lies Home four miles out of ".lie present city, mid Is all eultirat ed over, except where great heaps of nokeii brick mark tho spot where its i-om'Iv eilillces mica stood. A loflv old round tower-looklug structure, about a hundred feet in diameter and over that iu height, a solid mass of brick, marks the spot where (Sautama taught his religion, and probably beneath it Were buried some of his bones or hair. A part of Its outer easing of stone Is In good condition. exhibiting exquisite de sign and finish iu its elaborate and intri cate carving. It is said to be over two thousand years old. mid Is prolmbly the original "stupa" from which the pngo- las of Itiiriuah were modeled, ther. however, taking more of a bell form. It was a touching thing to sit under this old "stupa," and go back in fancy twenty odd centuries, and to Imagine myself listening to the gentle tones of this man, who abandoned the liixm lea of princely possessions, the power of royal position, to become for long y ears a recluse, that he might spin from his bruin liie tluead which bin. Is and unites man to his (Sod; and who. after he believed he had found the si-fi, silken bond, gave hlui -elf up lo a life of labor and depriva tion while he preached his beautiful philosophy teaching loveliness nf pirit, absolute purity of life, love lo liod and a boundless charity toward all living things. Here close by he li"d for many years, 'louinling a relig ion which has nvr Tu'aries than ntiv it her faith professed by men; here he preached that exqul -ite charity which can give pain to milli ng breathing the breath of life which can lake life from no thing into which (iod has lilown breath; which teaches that no living thing is so degraded that it may not hold a soul which (iod has nested and which can liefer die. Here he lived, who to-day Is worshiped by comities millions as a god. Here he walked and here he sat, tillering those iU4iin which soon cry stalir.ed into a fulth, and this is claimed to lw the Light of Asia." I sat ami th. night. Around me were more limn a dozen Utile bo and girls, bright, but all begging lithe, healthy and pretty. but all steeH-d In poverty and igno rance, nnd all followers of Hmhlha. or rather the children of his followers. How nn. ch had his teaching to do with tlieir ib gradation f Though his philosophy be so beautiful; though his eligion be so full of chaiilv that quality which proves that man Is akin to Deity; though he t tiiiht love forliod and for every thing He lias created, yet hi religion has depressed nnd re pressed his followcx. lie taueht that a life of purity wn a life of tranquility nnd of calm, inactive reflection. Man must constantly step for waiil. lie must not stand still. The moment In pauses in an onward pro gress, thai moment the uenu weights of the earth from which he sprang begin to pull him downward. His mental as well as his physical being sprang from a germ of life id by side with which was the germ of decay. When growth slops, decay liegin its deadly work. (ian tama may have caiiaeil the "Light of Asi;i" to spread over the mighty East. It wa a light beautiful, poetic, calm and sweet; it was not a light to vivify the dead into life; it was not a light which warms the torpid into activity. It lacked glow and was without intens ity. The pale moon rises iu the east, spreads its mild light over a sleeping vorld. and all nature continues Its -lumber. The sun rises later; its in tense rays not only lighten, but warm nature, and all il children awaken from slumber into activity, man and beast, tree and flower. Buddhism may have been the "Light of Asia," but it was not till close to the Mediterranean a new and better brightness was born that "the light of the world" arose. Under the sweet, calm light the earth lies iu the lap of a lethargy, from which it may riot for nges free itself. Under the other, the warm, burning light, the West marches with giant strides. Culler II. Harrison, in Chicago Mii I. a a. Elder Willis Warren, a noted colored Baptist preacher of Georgia, Is a remarkable man. He is very large, fat. jolly and bald. He can not read or write, but he has gained . complete authority over thousands of his people iu Lee. Dougherty and Baker Counties. Each of his followers is assessed one dol lar a year, which is religiously paid, and "I apa (Ilia income is very large. He owns a targe plantation, which is worked by members of his congrega tion in turn without any excnse to him. He drives into Albany, ("a., where he has recently built a large church, seated in a handsome carriage behind a high-stepping black horse. It is said that he uses his great power with his congregation for good and that his advice to them is excellent. The Rothschilds are said to bo en gaged in an effort to control the dia mond products of the world. The Rothschilds are a powerful family, but when they deliberately rush into a com petitive fight with our native hotel clerks their name is no longer Roths child but Dennis. Front! Show Mr. Rothschild to No. 4,149. twelfth story, rear. Binghnmton Jiepublican. Boware of mating your moral staple consist of the negative virtues. It is good to abstain, and teach oth e:s to abstain, from all that is sinful or hurtful. But making a bust n ss of it loads to emaciation of char acter, unless one feeds largely also on the more nutritious diet of active, sym pathetic benevolence. Oliver II endeli Holmes. Don't be afraid to let your children see your love for them. Let a child feel that no matter where he goca or what he does, no matter whether friends forsake or foes slander him, his pnrents' love pnd trust will always fol low him, and that child is not only safe for all time, but the thought of this love will shine out like a lamp in a dark place, cheering and strengthen ing against all odds. PRESS. WHAT IS PESSIMISM V A Thaory In tha Air a I'aaonatantlal as Many Oihar Silly 1 haorU. We have heard of commentators darkening w ith many words the sub ject they set out to illumine. 1 trust that no such misfortune Is to result from the labors of the Browning societies hi this country and England. To class the keeii-sighied, but large minded and genial-hearted Browning mining the K)-simlsls seems a m'mtake hard to account for to one who has found In his hopeful philosophy, a greater encouragement than almost any other single writer, teacher or preacher of to-day has to give. I confess to Iteing akeptlcnt as lo the gen uineness off much that calls Itself a siiuism, or. rather as to the existence of many thorough-going pessimist. quest ion the propriety of clasHing Pascal among pessimists called "re ligious," for to my mind the ideas of religion and pessimism are incom patible cren religion as Rascal under stood It. It were truer to say of hlin that. In the struggle of his intellect la-tween faith said under mining doubt, his mind at times lost hold mi religion, and then, for him. the universe was darkened, and chaos came again. If to "recognir.e that in this world sorrow outbalances ji.y " he pes simism, then I take it that the major ity of person past their youth, who have mind to think with and hearts to feel with, are pessimists. But such recog nition of thn fact of life does not settle the question whether it is worth living. Ilrowniug says, in the person of the pagan piel Cleon: "Life's Inade quate lo Joy. as the sou! sees It' thai is, in unalloyed fullness of perfection; yet the pagan could imagine a state of clng alHtve the present in which the "Joy-hunger" should be satisfied. If Zeus the nil-wise were the all-loving, loo. It seenis lo me that the true eimist, like the true skeptic, is nothing if not thorough-going, and that to he one requires a greater hard ness of head and coldness uf heart than belong, thank Heaven, to many. A gc nuiue pessimist should go out and drown himself, as (he practical out come uf his belief; if he does not. It is because, in spite of theory, he con trives to find life tolerable and if for him. why may it not Iw, for his fellows? The foi inula of "-simim is, or ought lo be, that this is the worst of all h sible worlds, and therefore let u each and all get out of it. Schoctthauer. the "great aMitle of esimim." so far as he was sincere and consistent, was so in virtue of his coldness of heart, the "lumiuoii selfishness which guided him through life.' He wa never guilty of really associating with anvlMMjy. we are tdd. But. granting the existence of a few convinced and more or les consequent contemner of the world and mankind. I think il remains true that pessimism Is mostly a theory in the air. as liusubstniitiai and harmless as many other theorie that men have manufactured in all iges of Ihe world. To return to tin point whence I started -that Brow ning, of all men. should be called a pessi mist seem wonderful, most wonder ful, and yet again wonderful. To rec ognize the force of circumstance and he fatality of chance in the life ol man. the irretrievablenes of his mis takes, his capacity for suffering, the possibility of his deeest joys trans forming themselves into his most poignant griefs, the frustration of ho and ihe henrtsickness of unfulfilled de sire, "infinite passion and the pain nt jnite hearts that yearn" to see and feel all this docs not make a man a pessimist. To put into a word that diametrically opjiosite view I take of Browning, it seems to me that, a few great names apart, no poet with so wide and deep n knowledge of hu man nature and life has so uniformly maintained a tone of steadfast and lofty hope. His world is not made up of saints and heroes, but of struggling, sinning, sorrowing men and women ; yet in his creed they have always the power to erect themselves alnf e them selves. Many of them find victory even in defeat, Joy in Ihe midst of pain, and honor, faith, and love worth, even in this life, more than easy-going com fort and the satisfaction of selfish pas sion. The confidence of Browning's tone contrasts with the uncertain utter ance of most of his brother poets since WordswortlL Even the latter spoke, as it were, from Ihe lonely height ol abstract contemplation, while Brown ing's voice comes up from amidst the throng of active human life, lie says of it "This world it means latensely, and means Rood ; To Ond lis meanlnir is my maat and drink. And Ihe facts of existence which move the shallower thinker to lamentation and doubt, namely, the mutability ol all things and the disappointment ol hojie, siir and stimulate Browning, so that he cries, of this "old woe of the world, tune to whose rise and fall we live and die" 'ltlse with It, then ! Rejoice that man Is hurieo From ahaufe tu cuan&e unceasingly." AUauttc Monthly. ITH AND POINT. -Aiuo ig the books that havehelpod jm, pugilists always enumerate the crap-book. Puck. Tl e man who has workird himself np in this world Is always the hardest on thoso beneath hiai. Jnlge. AH mon are b r i fne an I equal, according lo law ; but nil of them do not stay that way. -V. O. Picayune. A goo I many of the people who aresiillt.ig in Ci indti are t lime who hare neglected to do a iv settling over hers. Yonkers SI i'enn tn. N thin?; will make a healthy man lire i q rck ir than raadi.tg a long list ot ru.es for good health. Marth ' Vineyard Herald. R'tlcence, concentration and con tinuity are characteristics which ca i not infl tence one part of a man's life without influencing the rest as welL If the world were willing to accept most men nt their own valuation it would have to go Into voluntary bank ruptcy in a fortnight- Somervills Journal. We si eon. but the loom of life never stops; and the pattern which was weaving when the sun weut down. Is weaving when It comes up t,o-aionow, NO. 2G. FISHING WITH BIRD3. A Mataralist's Vary Muni aad Intratla Atftra-Mtaro In Japan. 1 made a Journey of about twenty five miles fraa Tklo to a small river. Ihe Baungawa. lo witness this novel sight. Il was a bright moonlight night, said lobe a bad night for fishing, a cloudy and dull evening being pie-fi-rri d, a the fish were then not so ncllvc. The river consisted of two branches, miming very swiftly, and each from Iwen y to fifty yards widi, but iu flixid-time it extended over a space of 200 ysrds or mora, running between hih lilnflV. The man with his bird was waiting for us on the stony led of the river, wild his lurch of pioefst burning brightly. The bird (Pbalaero cornx sp.) was fery lame, and sal percJieil on a rock ctoa by. A eord w as tied fretlf llghlly ' around the lower part of the throat and between the shoulders, from which was attached a piece of bamboo (having a salmi at each end), long enough to extend be yond Ihe bird's wings and prevent fouling of lha cord, while the bird was In the water. Every thing being ready, the fisher man takes the torch In his left rami, an I clamping the cor. to which the iird is attiehed, wades out iiifj th stream, the bird following hiiu, and. after perf inning a hasty toilet, dipping hi bead and nck in th water an.l pre niug himself, begins the business of the night. The fisherman holds the torch dir-ctly in front .m l above Ihe bird's head so that it can see the fish in be clear water. The birds seems l l perfecily fear'ess. and as he comes ti sparks of fir are const? stly falling oi his hea l an 1 btck. Tue fishing is don up stream, the man So ling it all tu could do to keep pace with the bird, a the water surge up nearly to his thighs; iu f act, it was hard work for us on shore lo scramble along among the rocks in the unce rtain light an I watch the bird U the same time. The bird dire, swims under water for eight or ten yards, coined up and Is down again, .forking very rapidly and eon tan lit taking fish. When the fishes are small he bird is allowed to retain two or three in his throat at a time, but a fair sis -d fish la Immediately taken from liim and put Into the basket. During a space of half an hour fifteei fishes were take i, which was pro nounced a good catch considering the brightness f the night. The large -f th-se fishes, which were all of the same species, wero nine to ten inches in length, and having been taken im mediately from Ihe beak of Ihe bird w'-r- scarcely bruise. I. The larget and Ih-sI of the) we had the next morning for breakfast, the other we gave to out friend, the corrn ir.tnt, who was kindly assisted hy his master to get tliem pas the cord which constructed his Ihroa. , that ha could n it otherwise have s w al lo w e I . A m eri-nn S"t urmliiL INSANE PATIENTS. an latrat'a Thai W!IH aa EiptTtoaeosf Asylatai Kara. The treatment of patients in an in ane asylum Is radically different from the mental picture that are drawn by he families of those who have been si nnfortunate as to require restraining. Alter the first few days the patient overcome the horror that imagination attaches to mad houses, and through lis wandering; intellect there comes a gleam of light that makes him content ed with his surroiindinrs. Thus he be comes tractable, and the physician and trained attendants ean quickli grap his case, exposing the vulnerable points of his character, which are said lo control the pa'ient in his lucid moments. Of course, where men or women are seized by ft paroxysm, in citing them to destruction ef them selves or to damage property, there is only one alternative they mint b rendered helpless, so that in thos violent moods they can do no harm. Patients became very much attached to special nurses, and this feeling bettered by the physicians, as it denotes an awakening of the mental entrgio and renders the insane person more sus ceptible. Ton would be surprised to see a slender little Sister of Charity at t, V incent a Aylum enter the room if a patient w ho had torn his bedding into shreds, smashed the few pieces of furniture in bis room and chased the male attendants like an infuriated beast. It was my first experience ot ihe kind, and I expected to see the poor little thing torn to pieces by the nu.d- nnn. I was deceived. Ihe Sistei seemed to eaercise a spell over the big 'trapping flIow. who weighed ovet wo hundred pounds aad stood six feel in his stockings. She 6oke in the same way that a n.other would addreas a cros. child, told 111 in he was very foolish. bat he wasn't doing right, and lhal until he was ready to behave Ivimscll she would have to punish him by put ting on the "Jacket" and "muff." two of the worst devices in an insanse asy lum. That Bjan could have crushed the brave little woman to a jelly without making an effort, but he began crying over the scolding and submitted. Nc man. priest, doctor or attendant could have approached him. and no other Sis ter could hae controlled him. These singular attachments must be of mes meric origin. SL Louis (Jlobt-Dcmo-cral. -De fluctuation of de mern'ry am 'stonishin. Ef yo owe a dollah, annoddnh man mus putyo' in in in' ob t:t; wh'rcHsef a dollah am com in tov yo'. yo lain nebbcr needs joggin. Judge. M et difficulties with unflinching perseverarcn, and they will disappear nt last; though you should fall in the struggle, yon will be honored: but shrink fri in the task, you will be despised. Church Union. The real work of the world is done by the mechanics and the farmers, who are also mechanics in their special sphere. Politicians and warriors are merely policemen, wh se business it is to keep order while the mechanics and the farmers do the work. American Machinist. We are apt to think too much of our own troubles, forgetting that we are objects of affection to some heart at least, and that while we are brood- lag over our own misfortunes we are saddening the hearts and darkening the 1, "tthose who depend upon as JOB PRINTING. Star? dcrlUa of Job Printiflz dm ca Stort Mce. Legal Blanks. Business Cards, Latter Head a. Bill Beads, Circulars, Poatora, Ztm. Kaacatad la food atyto aad at knraat HvtBa; prtama. EDEN DILL'S REVENGE, How an Old follow Hal Evoa with ftpinator Who Had rfillo.1 fflaa. There lived in my childhood home, a rural dixtrU-t in the West, a quaint old fellow named Ebep DHL who was al ways doing and Maying things that gave the entire neighborhood something to laugh about. My father was a justloo of the fioace and 1 have often heard him tll this story about Uncle Eben, as he was called: When well along In middle life Uncle Elion called at our house, and. taking father aside, said In a confidential tone: "Soe here, squire, I'm going to git niarriad. Yos I be. I'm tired of gohi it alone an' I want you to be home an' marry me off In about well, say two reek from to-nlghL" "Very well." replied father, "but whom are you going to marry?" "Armildy Drake," replied Eben. promptly. "Mighty nice girl Armildy la, ain't she?" Iflise Drake was such a very nice. bright, self-reliant splnstor that father wa greatly surprised to think that she ha1 consented to become Mrs. DHL for while Eben was good enough as far as his moral character wa concerned, he was not particularly desirable as a busltand because of his Improvident habits and his marked eooentrlcitiea. After divulging bis plana at great length, and enjoining secrecy on father, ESn took his departure. Two weeks from that night, at about 'Igbt o'clock. Eben drove up to our 1'Mir in a rickety old buggy with his bride by his side. They came Into the r-.ouse band in hand, and when the bride removed her vail the face rt reaied was not that of Miss Drake, but that of Miss Cynthia Matilda Stout, a homely, aged and by no means band some spinster, who waa known to bo of a sii re wish temperament. lather married them, and meeting Eben Uie next day, atsked him to ex plain matters. "h. that uppish Armildy Draker" he said, scornfully; "ketch me marry in' her I I went 'round last week and told her "bout mr plans, an do you reckon she'd have me? Not a bit of it! No. sir; not after I'd gone to ail the trouble of gettin' ready." "Hadn't you said any thing to her .bout it before?" asked father. " Naw." said Uncle Eben. "I didn't know as there waa any special necea- ity of that. So when she flared up an ordered me out, thinks to me, 'All ri'jh'. Armildy IMU. I'll get even with your An' so I put right off an aaked Cynthy Slout to have me, an' she jumped at the chance, an Armildy hates' Cynthy like plsen. an It'll cut her iike fury when she hears Cyntby'a got husband. V hen it comes to spite work it ain't easy to get ahead A Eben Din!' Detroit Free Press. The Rage for Ribbons. There is a rage for velvet or moire ribbon garnitures abroad. They are asd upon every style of dreds from lawn to Lyons satin, to drape skirts, to trim w hole costumes, to decorate mati nees, ten-gowns, " hammock toilets, " wraps, bonnets, parasols, and to rim through the open-work meshes of fancy lace. The ribbons are also used with a lavish hand upon white lace dresses and for braces, shoulder knots and bre tellea. lattice straps of velvet arranged across the chest over guimps and smocked plastrons of crepe llsse or tulle, with dog collar and Swiss girdle to match, are made to enrich the dainty summer dreese. even those of the most inexpensive kinds. Velvet bodices, with short sleeves trimmed with white ace. cut in a deep square or Y -shape in the neck, are worn with diaphanous toilets of every description, except. :hose made with a long train. Rows of watered ribbon set on in straight ines are seen upon many of the plain ly cut skirts of walking and visiting dresses recently sent from London and Pari. X. Y. Post Camphor-Making in Japan. Camphor is made in Japan In this ay: After a tree la felled it is cut up into chips, which are laid in a tub or a large iron not partially filled with, water and placed over a slow Ere. Through holes in the bottom of the tub steam slowly rises, and beating the hips generates oil and camphor. Of course, the tubs with the chips has a closely-fitting cover. From this "over a bamboo pipe leads to a succes sion of other tubs with bamboo connec tions, and the last of these tubs is di vided into two compttrtmenta, one above -be other, the dividing floor being per forated with small holes to allow the water and the oil to pass to the lower compartment. The upper compart ment la supplied with a straw layer, which catches and holds the camphor in crystal in deposit as it passes to the cooling proces. The camphor is then separated from the straw, packed In wooden tubs, and is ready for market. The oil is used by the natives for illu minating and medical purposes. A". Y. Mail and Erpress. -a as Decay of the Signal Service. The meteorological work of the signal office began In 1870, when an appropriation of $15,000 waa made for it. Instead of 15,000 a year, the meteorological work of the signal office now costs $900,000. and has cost as much as $1,000,000. In eighteen years, and with such liberal expendi tures of money, this service ought to have increased, not only in the extent of its operations, aa it has done, enor mously, but in the character of its weather predictions. But such im provement has not been made, at least not to the extent that It ought to have been. The public have found this out. and, being more critical than former ly, aa they have a right to be, com plain when they suffer in health, com fort or pocket through a faiure of the predictions to be verified- Why is it that while the percentage of success ful indications in 1883 was 89.1 it waa In 1887 only 73.9, or, allowing for the fact that predictions are now made thirty-two hours In advance, instead of twenty-four aa formerly, only 80.911" Science Santa Barbaba. CaL, has an arte sian well which yields over l,(XM,tX)Q gallons of water daHTji -l: ; . 1 V. 1 t,' f