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SMOKERS' ARTICLES, Foreign and Domestic Fruits, CONFECTIONERY Qaeensware and Glassware. Lamps and Lamp Fixtures Main Ht Lebanon. Orearon. ST. JOHN'S HOTEL Sweethome, Oregon, JOHN T. DAVIS, Proprietor The table is supplied with the very best the mtrket affords. Nice clean beds, and satisfaction guaranteed to all guests. In connection with the above house john i3orsvcv. Keeps a Feed and Sale Stable, and will accommodate tourists and travelers with teams, guides and outfits. IAYIS Bt BLACKSMITHS, Lebanon, Oregon. Horse Shoeing and Gen eral Repairing, All Work Guaranteed to Give Satisfaction -AT Prices to Suit Times. the GIVE US A CALL. THE BELATED COURIER. Why raited he, the lapgardmesssengert A thousand suns like laneral pyres had burned: A thousand days, slcny-wmged, had takes flight Through the dim valleys or the twilight land Into the regions of eternal night. Why tarried he, the absent messenger? Through many u'.sMs the harvest moon had waned, ' And shadows faded from deep dusk to gray Then Eastern skies were flecked with crimson streaks. And all the nights had vanished Into day. , tVhy was he late, the tardy messenger! T3 The snows of many winters filled the skies V Slow drifted down, then melted slow away To babble se tward in the summer streams That follow were June's sunny footsteps stray. TChy loitered he, the slothful messensrer? Before mine eves the glow of summer days. Slow-deepened like the tints of ripening (rrain. Until the north-wind's banners led the von And snow-flakes fell, and covered aood and plain. Why lingered he, the slow-paed messengorf Heeause to those who wait he latest comes. I sought him then, but found that he h ad fled To carry to the one who shunned him most A strange and solemn message from the dead. Urnett Wettt-fnt. f if T-Ocian. A COMMONPLACE WOMAN. But the Dearest end Bravost m the World." She was a school-teacher spending at her brother's by the the vacatioa sort. Her bro!her was keeper of a light house on an islai.d. separated from tha mainland by a wile, deep channel that could ht a sw rUng whirlpool whoa t!io storm 4 were hixh. WHl's wife was a pretty woman, but he tlioeg'tt more of her own dainty eomforL than of how the world went oiu By what charm she won the warm heart of Will Browning. Will's sister could not determaie, but s le was perfectly jnsf, even to those she disliked, aud she knew the frivolous iltle woman must bj lovable, or 11 would never have chosen her from -Among her many friends. S sho met r wi h a kiss, ovcrlo king the un- flrclcom.3 erpres3ron on her sister-iu- aw s fae?-; and as she was passio 1- itely fond of the se t, the days were full of pleasure for her. The isiand wassmar. but a delightful place ia snumier. tue cool bret-zi weeping in from the sea, now moist with iln touch of the mist, no'.v warm from the kiss of the sun; the gray skulls swarmed over the roe'.is, calling, jallinjn their cries like nmsie lo the girl weary of the stifling city; tha 3cean a new world; tho sky a marvel of beautv. JTjar the tower, and connected wiih by a covered passage, was the keeper's cot! age of gray s one, ronjh without but et zy within, and a cheery ight for wcas-y eyes; and Carrie Browning found the summer one of iiappines?. and full of thoughts for all ler future life. O le of her chief pleasures was to go with h?r brother as the sun wass9tting jp the winding stone staircase to the op of tiie tower; to stand at tin ridi ng and watcn tue sua Bjttie lower Mid lower beyond the widj sweep of waters, and then when he was gone ind the heavens glowing with oso color and a'l warm lints jf sui.sjt, to help her brother light the great lamps inside the ha.tvy ;lnss case, and, turning again to the ?ea, to watch the darkness, soft and 3iysterio'":3, creep in and in with tho jray niists till the tower light was like ihe eye Of Gd. nevor weary, ever watching! So the days passed clear and snnny. with no rain, only the sea mist3 to ;ool the parched earth, uatil vacation ivas gone but for one lingering day; nd of this day Carrie mads the most. Her trunk was fairly srammed with shells and pebbles and j pressed soaweed, with which sue j would teach the children in her care 1 nany a wonderful lesson of the life beyond the city, and the exquisite works of G .d. Site had closed down the lid and :urned the key with a half sigh, half smile, saying to hr sister-in-laws "Life is t o b3autiful to live ia ono iiimmer, isn't it. Billa?" But Bjl'a shitizge I her shoulders. nd replied that f jr her part life was woefully dull and uneventfuL "Life would be simply unbearable," she add.fd. lightly, "were it not for hese breaks once in a while," refer ring to & party m the town across the channel, that night, to wh'ch they all were invited. "And I hope Will will not be so absurd as to 1st the chance pass. But he is so ridie-ulous, so thor oughly commonplace like you, Car . ie" a rippling laugh parting her red dps, "that I can never be sure of his leaving home even half a nigh ! There is no sense in Lis being so particular. So one would obj ict, and CarL his as sistant, is perfectly capable of watch ing ihe light till our return. Of course he oes sometimes, if it is all fair, but I am never sure of him." "But he never keeps you home, Bella, even it he can not go." Carrie said, in defense of her brother. Sure ly you can find no fault with him tii.r ; and if he thinks it unsafe for him to leave, he ought to know better than we. I: isn't his own pleasure he thinks of. you know, but the lives of others." "You are going to-night, of course." Bella interrupted, carelessly. "Tom Williams will be thero. and Tom yon could not disappoint!'' "I've not decided yet about going," Carrie replied, ouietly, not heeding the o:lt2r's laughter. "I would rather listen to lho sea out on the rocks. than to dan no the Lours away." I believo." Bella said., sharply, that you prefer b 'iug a common ykMte sch joi.-leacaer, than c-xjrt your self enough to be pleasant to Torn, cren though you know he has plenty of money! You and Will are as near alike as possible." "An unconscious compliment to mo," Carrie said, softly, a warm light on her face. "If I am ever as good a woman as Will -is a man, I shall be satisfied." And she left lh.3 room and the house with this thought possessing hei mind; that a commonplace life may be a beautiful life, if oneibut tries tc make it so. The waves among the rocks and alonsr Abe reoin and out among the edj;e. sung life's ssn.' to ht-r in monotone, and she listened. The daj was unusually miitry, and as lho sun sank lower and lower t: tlio west, heavy clouds banknd them selves along the northern horizon, and widened and mounted up toward mid heaven. I don't liko tha looks of tho weather." Will an id. standing with Carrie at tho doorway and watching the going down of the sun. "I'd hot ter not go to-night, B dla. B Mitly h:ts a- v-r been alone, and 1 do ot wish lo leave him in charge such an evening as thin, for tho night will bo wild. Yon two girls go; Boutly'll row you ovef and Tom will bring yon home." Wo' 11 do nothing of tho sort. Wil'T' Bella declared, emphatically. "You must go -with us. Bnnily is porf ctly capable of caring for thd lamps this once If ho isn't, why do you have him? Anyway, it isn't so dreadfully important!" "Not important!" Will turned his Ptendy brown eyes full on hi wife. "My dear Bella, if but one life were lost to-night in tho s:crn that is com ing, would you have nit go?" B 1 a protested eagnly that there was no such danger; that Bsntty was capabh-; that she, would never for jrive l.i iidid ho net go this ouce,wheu Car rie interrupted lur. . Will." she said, a-id the sunlight r d ana tureatening was inn :n ;r j face, "yon go wi h Balla. I would , j.'rS'Il'r C 111: I II HI nu:ilt-, a Ii:iuci9l.uiii : the lamps, aid lis i y will assist me. Trust m , can help alone." At first this, but nothing shad happen if I it. I rather wish to b-i Will would not consent to Me'Ia was persistent and Carrie insisted; and he knv if once the lamps were set, thvre was nothing to do at least not until he eould re turn; so ha fi ia'dy agreed, and they started ere the sun went down, for Billa would have it S't. Tho heavens grew dark with form; the sun was almost gone, and Carrie, beginning to f jel nne;;sy becans.; Bont lydid not com as usual, took into her own siim hands the task of setting a light f.r the s.tfety of ti: S on tho s-i-u It was not a hard task. She lit tho great double wicks with steady hand 4, and fastened securely the glass doors around tho lamps, but she did not linger as usual on the balcony to wa'ch the world of night come up from the sea. She went down stairs to the cheery sitting-room and watched lho soa tumble along the ncks aud the lurid lightning play among the clouds, but Biintly did not convj, and a feeling Jof dread took po-session of her. Curie leaned hor face against the casing of, the window and watche.l the storm. D.trkness was over every thing, broken only now and then by tjte titM in the clouds; while tha rolling thun der, the roar of the surf and tho beat ing rain, were the only son 'ids. Presently through Carrie's thought the idea impressed itself on hei mind ihat something was wroii;; and sudd - nly like a blinding fi.isu, lh; truth was upon her. The light vj( not shining! What was the matter she did not know. Of only one thing was she certain util -ss the lamps were lit at once, any vessel near the coast was in davgMr of shipwreck upon Hip rocks. She was alon. and the undertaking was dangerous in the storm and dark- neis; but she had "nnuertaken me charge of the light nntll her brother's return, and the charge should be as faithfully carried out as was m her power. She must have left some part of her work undone, or the nec:d cut would not have happened. Such a thing never happened wbeu her brother was there. All these thoughts were swift as 'the lightning, and hurriedly taking down the lantern in the passage and light Ing it. sdie ran up" ihe stairs to th. tower, and was amazed to find both the huge lamps burning brightly like fiery monsters. Her eyes were quick to note all things up there just then, and she saw tin? ctuss of the outer dark ness The heavy covering around the outside of the glass had not been re moved, and tho lights wiijiia were useless. It was a simpl solution of the mys terious darkne.83, but it was fnil ol danger and possible daathtotho brave woman, who comprehended all with only a tightening of the lipi and a suddm paleness ever the delicate f.1C! F.rnily she passed down the first low flight of sto ic stairs to tho land ing; then, with an inarticulate prayei on her lips, 6he reached up, and un fastening tho heavy door at the side, forced it open and fucel the wild storm. A slender iron ladder up the side ot th3 tower, without railing or support, was her only means of reach ing the balcony abjve; and up tliii perilous way she went bravely. The winds tore at her dress and hot lantern; the rain beat In fury against her; tho lightning was blinding, the thunder like t oar of artillery in battle. B.it she succeeded; aud unfastening aud rolling together the cover, she let ont a flood of light on the boilln g waves along the shore, and showed the white line of breakers on the reef and a boat recking like a shell in the mi 1st of it Fr a moment she held her breath in awe and terror; then, undaunted, sought her w ay carefully down the slippery ladder; but when fdie reached the tower door and turned to enter, she found it had blown shut, she hav. 5nr failed to fasten it open, and tt could not bo opened from the oii'sid ! Frantically she clung to tho iron Steps in the rush of wild thoughts that overpowered her, while the storm throbbed in fury around her. Sud denly a Rull. driven by the wind past her. struck the lantern and itjeli Irora her hold, dashed in fragments below. Should she lose her hold, the same fate would be hers. At midnight when the storm abated enough for a boat to live on the water. Will left his wife among her friends, and crossed to the light-house in nameless anxiety. In the cheery sitting-room he found Carrie and Tom Williams siting comlortabl? beside an opt n f:ro on tho heartli, and learned from the latter tho s'oryof his sister's bravery, and how Williams found her having crossed the channel In lho lioreust of tho strm, on learning from B 1 la that Cari-ie was alono in the storm crouched on the stone lodo outside tho tower door, drenched and pallid, but brave as ever a woman wa-f And Will drew her in his arms tenderly, his f:ico full of prl lo and sor- rnw, and told hc?r of his regret for li'iiv n r her so careless! v. And Carrie lauglifd brightly no.v the danger was over, and said, wi h a tender touch o i her brother's hand, that "it wasn't much, and even Tom agreed she was a common placo woman a very com monplace woman indeed!" To which Tom added later, his strong faro full of tenderness B it the dearest and b avest eoni monp"aeo woman in tho world, Car rie!" And Carrie male no reply. J. K. LuJlunt, in I! "o ''!:' Mayazin. TABOGA BAY'S SHARK. It lias Eten Varlou. 1'eopte, an J I Not ltrsertled as a l'et. A very large and ancient-'ooking shark has been swimming abut Tabnga Bay recently. It is known to the islanders an 1 generally down the Itnt V-.u It. mrfc. hikI liir llinj. wim knmT t ,9 C!.hL.(, ,. S mrera," 0,, to Us ,iayiu ? seiz : a;ul eaten a man t IT Anton some years ago under peculiar circumstances. It appears n schooner was sailing slowly along off Anton Point when tha hat of one of the crew was blown overboard. The man jumped itr.o tho sea to regain his hat. when he was seiz-d by this shark, which promptly dived wiih its prey. Subs: queutly, off the Morro Island, .lie same animal was seen to seize the Lr. tht-r of Rev. Sa'tnaa. of Tabogs, while ho was bathing, and to enrry him under. No further trace of this second victim . were ever seen. Tho same shark is cie'.ited by the bay sailors with other deaths, but tha in stances mentioned are vouched for by mavy. Ihe natives, who e aim to recognise it as an mi mini visitor. peak f these Incidents as a matter of island history, dating from tho period when Ihe Inc ory f lh ? Pacific R eam N-.ivigation Company was at M rro. and when the animal first at quired not. r ety by eating an Eigl'shmau who attempted to swim from a vessel then at anchor there to another. A"! the fishermen have a peculiar. aud it appears well-f ou -tiled terror of this animal, and none will dire i.i the vicinity of its haunt, although tho m a er is not over live feet in depth. in connection wim lies carniv rous moisier the old inhabitants of Tabo- ga relate a legend, and In which tiiey a. poar to h.ive perf-ct faiih. which is worth recounting. They be lieve that below th; Svt wh 're he so constantly swims wIomi on his periodical vbit to Taboga there iies a valuable c-r.-d b d, sill ihat when In that vicinity the shark believes it to be lis peculiar lutv to keep constant and careful guard over that treasure. O.ie thing in connection with this peculiar legend is, however, certain, and that is that not e of the bay divers and hey are all g od men, na they have proved when pearl fishing will at tempt to dive in that vicinity, and i you can not persuade any of the islanders addicted as they avo to the j water, to bathe in that place. This j animal, we j shark sici are informed, is if the s, and not a marine I monster i f the fiat -headed tvie, Mich 1 ns was the last big one caught there j some few years agoby an Italian man- of-war which was then at anchor off that island. ranaiua Star and Uera'd. Some one has made a studv of the different pij ea'.ls in different se 10m of the country, nnd says that in Penn sylvania the far er calls Pig-pig, pig, pig.gie, pig-gh'i" in North Caro. ina he shouts Pig-ny, pig-eye," dwelling on the "eye;'' the lloosier whoops "Whoo-oe. whoo-ee," and the hoirs answer gladly; tho B:ckeye ca'ls "fc'oo-soo, soo, soo. soo-o;" the liiuo urass pork raiser snouts "l'oo- .lee. poo-heo," and the Dakota man brings his hogs with a wtiU lo. IX- Brnzza, tho African explorer. says I he upper Congo region teems with ivory. Hi f am I large quantities of tusks in soiiiO of the villages, nnd they were offered to him for small q-iantilies of ixads. While he was i'.Oiiting down tho river ho saw in eight days 105 elephants alouij the han't. HUMOROUS. If thirty-two is the freezing point, what Is the squeezing point? Two in the shade. I'uck. When Mr. Hamlet remarked: "Eye, there s the nil), he is supposed te have just got off a railroad train with a cinder in his optic Eclipsed Ex change, In tho court room. "Why is it they are so mighty particular about order here P" The judge, you remenv ber, can only serve during good beha vior. - Boston Ttanscrijit. "i our sojourn in Texas seems to have done you a great deal of good; must be a fine climate. "I feel liko a new mau, but it wasn t the climate; it was tho exercise" "We never could prevail on you to take exercise here." "1 was on the jump all the time in Texas." Well. well. Effect of tho air?" "No; centipedes. OmaJia World. Hat-seed says he doesn't think much of tho city hotel-keepers, They have a lig room magnificently fitted up and label it Sample Room." This raises a fodow s expectations to tho highest notch, but when . he is shown to a littlo seven-by-nine room at the top of the house he finds that he has been swindled. It is not a bit like the sample. Boslon Transcript. Johnny and his elder sister made up the class, and Johnny had come to rely on his sister's industry for his les sons. "Johnny, upon what does the earth revolve?" asked the teacher. " Ax sis." replied Johnny, scratching his head to evoke an idea. "Correct. And as Johnny afterward explained it to a companion, ho was the "puzzled est boy In creation. OCEAN. An Argument In Furor of at line. Filling It in to (irailo. Any one who has given thoughtful attention to the subject must, it seems to us, have been impressed with tho nselessness of the ocean, and our readers therefore will agree with us that the time has conic when it should bo filled in to common grade. There are many good reasons why this should be done. In tho first place inasmuch as the submerged surface of the globe occupies two-thirds the entire superficial area, the amount of land re claimed would be enormous, and as the sentiment seems to Ihj growing that all taxes should be laid upon real estate, it follows that the more real estate there Is to lny taxes upon the greater the revenuo accruing from that sonreo. and by consequence municipalities which now have great difliculty in making both ends meet would no longer be obstructed in their appro priations for sia-h internal improve ments as wine dinners for the city fathers, and, incidentally, for the im provement and embellishment of the city; though, to be sure, the larger the area of land the greater the number of street widening nnd street openings for the accommodation of the several varieties of pipes of the various corpo rate bodies for w hose use and emolu ment cities are called into being. But let that pass. If the sea wero tilled there would be no more seasick ness, which is a great point and i-hotild not be lost sight of for a moment, and there would be no more drownings, save and except an occasional drown ing of one's sorrow in tho flowing ttowl. and then there would forever be an end to those Interminable fishery fusses, which have strained tho other wise friendly relations between .the United Mates and her M ajesty's mari time provinces of North A nertca. Pos sibly th amateur fi h 'rman might be come a truth teller. This, however. Is itfinust too much to h pe for. It mijht be urged that tho filling ot the ocean would ruin ourthore resorts. but this is an objection which is of lit tle moment. It is quite posiblo that the resorters could liml other places in which to swallow vinous and cereal liquids and to take on thsjr annual coat ing of tan; and It is probable that cooking quite as atrocious could be obtained without the marine propin quity which now render the abnormal culinary interest so fashionable. But. says some one, there could bn no shipping without water for ships to sail in. A foolish obj-t-tion, truly, when It Is remembered that the United States has no shippin at the present time. The iiiling in if the sea would not affect us; let others look out for themselves. And it so happens that the uflicers of our gallant navr are al ready thoroughly Inured lo land ser vice, so that it would be no hardship to them to continue to serve on shore; while, on the other hand, the grand na vies of foreign nations would be ren dered useless, and there would bt mi further fear ef our great seaports being under tribute by Uie seagoing Kings of the earth, and. consequently, no nei-d of disfiguring our environment with hideous fortifications. The more one thinks upon the sub ject the more convinced must he be come of the nselessness of the sea. and of the expediency and wisdom of at once filling it in to grade. It will give land to tho farmer and the real estate magnate; it will offer to-the railway constructors new and virgin fields for track laying, and, in short, it will be a general good thing for every body. By all means, then, fill er up! Boslon Irnnscrxyl. CHEVREUL'S SYSTEM. rhree fqninmentl f.'tnr to Which All Othrr. May lUi KtHlucrti. Chevreul, the eminent French chem ist, whose hundredth birthday was so gloriously celebrated two years ngo, if not the first to discover, was the first to make plain to all the world, the system of contrasted colors which, in Franco, at least, bears his iiamo, IIow true it is that to give an idea universal circulation it mut be spread bv a Frenchman! According to Chcvreul's system there are in nature three funda mental colors to which all others mnv be reduced; red, blue and yellow. If these three wore to' bo had in absolute purity, and were to be mixed together n exact intensity and proportion. they would neutralize one another, and no color, or pure white, would re sult. If the three be put in imagina tion at equal distnncos about a circle. then directly opposite the point occu pied by any one of the three will be Uie point on me circio wnere mo mix of the other two will constitute its di rect opposite! or, as it is called, its compliment. For instance, tako rod; its compliment is bine and yellow mixed, that is green. The compliment of blue Is red and yellow mixed, that is orange. Of yellow, red and blue mixed, that is purple. In other words pure red mixed with puro green will give white; so will pure blue mixed with pure orange and puro yellow mixed with pure purple. And so on all tround the circle wiih the intermediate hues, cyery huo finding its compli ment at the other end of its diameter. Throughout this paper I avoid the technical and uso every-day terms and adjectives. Now tho inner eye apparently always desires whito light; so that the outer eye is constantly manufacturing the compliment of tho color of the object at which it is looking so as to transfer a white image to the inner eye. For instance, let the eye rest on a red object After a while turn tho eye to n white surface. In a second or two the Ul'lUl.b H III UI'I'Cj.W JI IHU Dili lilU. UllV J . .K .,! 1 1 .,-.,. tl. Bmlo.a lint trreou; hUowlug that the eye has bee u manufacturing the complimentary color of the object, and in a manner to coyer it exactly. Of courso this is only one of the various ways of putting a well-known phenomenon. The fact remains, put it any way you please, that to make the eye comfortable and to relieve it of extra work, whenever you present it to a strong color, present along with it some of the compliment ary color. This is the reason, why a blue house needs green blinds; why a blue ribbon looks well in golden hair; or why purple, trimming go with a yellow dress. It follows, too. THE NEEDLESS thatMis the complimental color assists the eye to see the original color more easily, it assists it to see more of it; that is, to see it more intensely. A red disk surrounded by a green rim appears stronger than when the rim is away. A red-headed girl is always more striking in a greenish-blue dress. Yet she is always wearing one; and the carrot-headed boy is always at his happiest when he has under his chin a blue, or green, tie of vast dimensions. The two, intuitively, select the colors that relieve their own eyes, thongh they thereby make their peculiarities more conspicuous. There is no law of aesthetics of more extended or of easier application. Practice first with strong colors of the gres; te .t attainable purity. Soon the eye will be able to apply the law to the most delicate tints and the most varied hues. The secret of the success of f Worth, the great Paris dressmaker, is his skill in using many colors and still keeping well within this simple law. The law is as valu able in the manufacture and decoration of the humblest garment or utensil, as it is in the production of the grandest work of art. D. Cady Eaton, in l'a!t 'Jlcview. 0 . CALIFORNIA'S SAVIOR. Starr King'. "Xliht With tho CanalbalV and tt hat Cam of It. General Scott declared that "Cali fornia was saved to the Union by the eloquence of a young minister named King." This was undoubtedly true. But, nevertheless the cannibals had something to do with it Before he entered upon his glorious mission to our Paeifio chores. Rev. T. Starr King was one of our most eifteu. and popular lyceum lecturers at the East. He had been secured for the evening of October 13, 1859, by the lyceum committee of the flourishing town of Westborough in Worcester County, Mass., where I had settled after a twenty years' exile in the Hawaiian Islands. Our families having been ac quainted in Cbarleitown, we had the pleasure of entertaining him, as well as being entertained by him, during his visit. Our other guests were all Ha waiian friends, two of them natives. born of English and American parents, whose fathers were tiffieersof the King, and one the widow of the former Chief Justice of the Island, who since her husband's death has been living in San Fmncise'o. As Mr. King entered our premises bis attention was arrested by a majes- ic elm, the pride of V orcester County, winch ornamented our grounds. lie stopped short, took off his hat and made lo it a low bow, savins! that he never saw a magnificent tree without feeling that his respectful obeisance was due to it. Among the stories with which he entertained ns I remember one of a cynical relative who had been In clined to belittle his work as a lecturer. Desiring to convert hirn he persuaded him to attend one of his most brilliant and successful ones. The audience wore delighted and at the close of the lecture nisnv crowded around him to express the pleasure it had given them. Turning to the old gentleman, at whom he leveled his most impassioned shafts of oratorv, he asked him what he thought of it "Wall." replied he, de litierately. "yon warn't half as tejus as X thought vou d be," As we sat down to supper, I said jur. rung, uo you know you are among the cannibals? He replied that he hadn't been aware of it, but trusted that his lean condition would be bis safety, as none of us could be tempted by it I explained that of the seven at table ae was the only one who was not either a native Hawaiian or had been for years a resident of the group and of California. Laving down his knife and fork, he exclaimed: "Is this really so? Mr good star has benight mo hither. I am In just the company in which for weeks I have longed to find myself. He then informed ns that he had re ceived sum e lime ago a call to the Unita rian Church in California, which he had declined. That the invitation had now been urgently renewed and most flattering Inducements offered him. and he had felt anxious to meet some one from there who could give him the information he wanted about tho place, the people, state of society, oost of living, etc., about all of which he was utterly ignorant Feeling that he was just the man for the impending crisis, whose magnetism and eloquence was needed to give the right direction to public sentiment on our Pacific coast, we with one accord urged him to accept the invitation and gave him the information he needed. We talked earnestly till it was time to go to the hall, and on our return resumed the conversation till midnight and the next morning at breakfast, the discus sion being kept up till we left him at the cars. He warmly expressed his great satisfaction with his visit A few weeks later, I met Mr. King on the train, when he said, "1 have deutded lo go to California, and let me say to you that I received my deciding itupulae from my night with the canni bals." V. B. F. Marshall, in Boston 2'ranscrint - . In the San Francisco tree library is one of the most remarkable works ever given to tho world. It is the Lord's Trayer in io less than 81-4 dif. fcrent dialects. The work was com piled by A. Amcr, and published in V icnna in 1844. F. C Burn ami, of London Punch, possesses remarkable skill as a ven triloquist He was educated for Jesuit priest but his inclination to play praotioal jokes with the ventrilb- qulal power under his control brought I , . . . ... , . I liim into OisfnA-or w.l.n ln mi nenm-a- .... . An advertisement from a Prague (Hungary) newspaper is translated as follows: "A literary lady would like to meet a literary gentleman with- a view to matrimony. Prose preferred, as tho lady is a poet and contrasts generally harmonize best matrimo nially," William D. Howells, the novelist was a type-setter, and so was Bret II arte, and so w:is Mark Twain. R. H. Stoddard, the poet was a blacksmith, Frank Stockton was an engraver, and John G. Whittier was ta farmer with slight interruption, until lie was nearly thirty years tild, ... i. FAMINE IN GOLD. A statistical Miner Ul.cs Some Terr Inter esting; Flg-orea. "Probably nine-tenths of all the gold obtained by man has been taken 'rom placer deposits, and our Ameri can experience has been no exception to the general rule." remarked an ex perienced mining operator in speaking of the past and future of this valuable product the other evening. "Previous to 1817 our total gold production amounted to $12,000,000, but between 1847 and 1887 about f 1,750.000,000 were contibuted to our stock of gold. Of this, nearly three-fourths came from placer deposits. In 1850-56 we obtained more than $50,000,000 per annum in gold from the placers of California, and almost nothing from gold-bearing veins. Now, with an annual produc tion of 130.000,000 about one-half is from placers. Our own territory has been so thorpnghly explored that no considerable superficial deposits of gold are likely to be discovered, and nearly the same thing can be said of the entire world. - "In the northern extension of our .vestern mountain ranges in British Columbia and Alaska there are prob ably important deposits of gold. It is likely, however, to come from this re gion in a moderate but perennial stream, and not in a flood. Great difliculty will attend the working of those mines on account of the cold, long winters and the difliculty in transporting supplies. Unless the mines snouui prove richer than ex pected there may be a dearth of gold in the near future. In the Allegheny belt of mountains, in this couotrv. there are large deposits of gold, but they are difficult to work. Still in- ustry and perseverance may make them pay a profit Mexico may be ex pected to turn ont f 1.000.000 a vear. but no more. The west coast of South America yields little but silver. "Colombia. Venezuela and Brazil' tve, on the contrarv. Ajwavs been prtMiacers or gold, it is estimated that from Brazil alone more than f 1,000,000, 000 in gold were obtained during the first 3 years after the ad- rent of the Portuguese. Colombia and Venezuela are now yielding about f 4.000. 090 each annnallv nnd little mort than that c:in be expected iu the future. "Australia produces about fSO.OOO,- 000 a year and we can not hope fot more than fo.000.000 annually from " A Asia. That will cover it all. I don't fear that you and I wilr-ever suffer from a famine of froW, but unless the North American deposits are richer than is expected some one will suffer.1 -V. I. Mail and Ezvrtss. THE LIMEKILN CLUB. Brother Ctnlnrr Comment, oa theSeliisli- orof the If atnmn Family. "Man is an onreasonable animal then you cum to rigger him down," aid Brother Gardner, when the meet ing quietly opened and Trustee Pull- intcK nnany got seated. "tnen 1 go to trade horses wid a man I expect he ill pint out all the nngftones an spavins on Ins beast, an let me con ceal all de ailments in mv own. If my navbur bamt got sugar to lend do fackt riles mv hull family. If I havn't a hoe to lend him I calmlv ad vise him to buy one of his own. nc git together an agree dat de kentry ar' gwine todedogs on account of dishonest office-holders, an' on leck- simn dav we turn out aa' work hard for a rascally candydate bckase he has promised us a fat pintment "W e see de need of a stringent law an we leet our best lawvers to the Legislachcr to make it Delaw coches us whar' tie har' ar' short and we go to dose same lawyers an offer 'em a bribe to find a loop-hole. avdowu 15 e bee buys a boss. He scbrimps on de hav in order to buy mo' plug tobackcr fnr himself, and bekase. de horse begins to show his ribs Brud- der Belree howls about de dishonesty oi de farmers. 'We sot on de fence an' injoy de sunshine an' count dp how many bush els of turnips orter grow while we are offfi.sh n. If we ar short on turnips we excuse ourselves but blame de Lawd. "We kin see whar de man nex' doah crn't afford to keep two hired gals an' buv Ins w ife a sealskin cloak, but it s all right fur us to buy a pianer an put up ligntiiiu rods on a good deal less wages. "De man who gits up in Jinnary an' howls fur spring kin alius be found cussiu de hot weather 'bout de middle of J uly. "If Samuel Shin lends Pickles Smith a couple of dollars he can't sleep nights fur fear he won't git it back. If de con trary ar' de case, Samnel kin sleep till nine o'clock in the mawnin' an' loaf all de rest of de day. "Lot a friend cum to ns wid de toot ache an' we kin calmly give him dreck- shuns how to reach de Highest dentist Let us have an achin' molar an' we ex- peck elery pnssen to break his back nuntm up some remedy an lee r.n sor ry. Take us all iu all. an' we ar a selfish, onreasonable, inconsistent lot an do only reason tie Lawd lets us lib on is bckase He hain't got no place to bury us all to once." Detroit Free tress. - A sq iare minister. After one or two gentle efforts on the part of the collector to awaken Deacon Jones, the minister said from the palpit: "Never mind. Brother Layman, a Djacon Jones nas not neant ttio sermon, per- hads it wo ill not be right to expect him to pay any thing for it. Epoch. A Congressman dead against wom an s rights was talking to a delegate to tho Interuation il Ctuneilof Women. "Why," ha s.'.ld. 'yon women can't Le men, yon can't vote and you can't licht." "Can't fight, caa't wc?" she said, with a cold glare in her eyes. "You are a bachelor, ain't you?" He was (VitiA. "iTou accepted a story Tast week," he said to the editor, "sent you by my little daughter, aged lourteeiu As sne is very uncertain in her spelling, and very sensitive on the subject she asked mo to look in and correet it before vou print it in your Children's Department 1 see you have it before you on your desk 'Redd Hed Gim.' " Correct! Children's Department!" shrieked the editor. "Why, mai, that's the best dialect story we've accepted in a year!" rue. v . . SAVE YOUR TEETH. fsaw Talnable Sneze.tlons That Am Well Worth Trying;. What should a man use to clean his teeth?" a3ked a reporter of a well- known dentist recently. JSothing but water. There are more good teeth ruined by so-called dentifrices than by all other causes in the world put together. The object of the makers of these dentifrices is. of course, to produce a preparation that. will, with very little rubbing of the brnvh, make the teeth look perfectly clean and white. To accomplish this they put pumice stone, and sometimes strong alkalies, in their preparations. Pumice stone will unquestionably take all the enamel with it. An alkaH will make a vellow tooth look white in m few seconds, but before a week has passed it will have eaten away nearly all the enamel and utterly destroyed the tooth. In walking along the street yon cften see a -fakir, by way of adver tising his patent dentifrices, call a small boy from the crowd near by, and opening the boy's month, rub the dentifrice on his dirty teeth, and in a minute almost takes off all the tartar and makes the teeth look perfectly pure and white. Now, a man like that fakir ought to be arrested, for he has forever destroyed the boy's teeth. His preparation, composed of a powerful alkali, is eating away the enamel of the boy's teeth, and in a few months the boy will not have a sound tooth in his head. The dentifrices, composed chiefly of pumice stone, are not as bad as those containing aa alkali, because thr-y will not destroy the teeth so quicklv; but if used habitually, they will certainly destroy them in the end. I should advise any man by all means to use no dentifrice of any 'descrip tion, unless it be piepared chalk. II this is used not eftener than one a week it will not injure tie teeth, . and may help to cleanse them. but It shonld on no account be nsed every day. Orris root does the teeth " no harm and gives a pleasant odor te the breath, and if all our dentifrices were composed simply of orris root and prepared chalk they would be harmless enongh, if not beneficial. 'My own plan is to nse a moderate ly hard brush and plenty cf cold water, and nothing else, and my teeth are in excelent condition. If people would only pick their teeth carefully after each meal, making sure that not the slightest particle of food remains near the gums or between the teeth. and would, also, bifore retiring al night rnn a piece of soft thread through their teeth, they would not have any necessity for a dentifrice. Of course, sweetmeats and candies are bad for the teeth; so is smoking. or taking very hot or co'.d drinks; but bad as all these undoubtedly are. 1 really think the worst enemy the tooth has is the so-called dentifrice. Take the advice of a dentist and never nsa . any thing for your teeth but a brtisb and good cold water- X. I. Mail and Express. m THE VAfdPIRE BAT. How It Is Said to Sack: Blood from Ant- mall and Men. This, to my mind, much maligned animal is of the genus PhyUastomce. has a curious membrane like a leaf. wfiich grows on the end of bis nose, and i found principally in South America. It has a very bad reputa tion for sucking the blool from ani mals and even from men. The ends of the toes of persons, the 'ears oi horses or ihe combs or wattles ol fowls are said to be its favorite past ures. When it has f juad a feeding place it watches until the creature it proposes to bleed is fast asleep. Then it carefully fans ite victim while it bites a tiny hole, not larger than a pin's head, through which it drawi blood sufficient for a meat Prot Darwin relates that in Chili. near Coquimbo, the servant found the horses very restive; putting his hand in the dark suddenly upon the withers of one of them he caught a vampire. In the morning the place where the bite had been made was readily found While "Mr. Waterton says he has re peatedly seen both men aad animals which had been bled by vampires, he could never discover how they act a al ly drew the blood; and thongh ho ofres saw them hovering over his hammock they never attempted to light on him or suck his blood. This is explained by some naturalists, who have care fully examined them and studied their habits, that some people and animals they will not touch, while others, per haps in the same' room, Kiskbe bled nearly every night This bat a specimen of which I have sti'ffjd. is about six inches long, has s reddish-brown coat and ia known aa P. sputrum. N. T. Voice. RELIGIOUS AND EDUCATIONAL, Gru? fvimrvtlft m Ia learn ni-elv bit . ter lessons, that by knowing and saf fering we may also know the eternal consolations. Burleigh. Many favors which God rirs us ravel ont for want of hemming, through our own unthankfulness; for though prayer procureth blessings, giving praise doth keep the quiet possession of them. Fuller. To understand tho world ia wiser than to condemn it To study the world is better than to shun it -To nse the world is better than to abuse it To make the world better and hapi pier is the noblest task of man or wo man. , Let no superstition bind thee, or hypocrisy clothe them. Lst God's light enter thy spirit and his love dwell in thee. Learn to listen for his voice; and, when thou nearest his word, do his will as it be revealed. tiive us a man, young or old. high or low, on whom we can thoroughly depend who will stand firm when others fail the friend faithful and true, the adviser honest and fearless, the adversary just and chivalrous; ia such a one there is a fragment of tha Rock of Ages. Bean Stanley. It is claimed that generally speak ing, aa aptitude lor learning loreiga languages is indicative of a low degree of intellectual power, aad results from the concentration of the lower intel lectual faculties upon such mechanical effort without the distracting iafluanco oi the higher reasouins powers, i i x - - - ' .' '