4 JOB PRINTIN'. mt! iftkT rir.) J. H. 8T1NB CO. .FubltaUer Ever desert ptlc of Jab PrintiB Done oa Sicrt Notice. TERMS Of SUBSCRIPTION. One Yes. 3 00 S i Month! Tares Month.. , 1 23 (Parable 10 lrnoe,j TERMS OF ADVERTISING. (LttiAL) Legal Blanks, Business Cards. Latter Beads. Bill Beads, Circulars, Posters, Etc. Executed la aood Ktrf an4 at lowest ttrfof artom. Cm Kiunra, nrellneerUoo ....... ?.. ...... JO frUiiL.tuau meeruoa ....,. w (LOCAL) Leeal Netlee. wt line IB eents Hajuisr advertisement laeerted upon liherel trtu. VOL. la LEBANON, OHEGON, FRIDAY, MARCH 2, 1888. NO. 51. LEBANON EXPRESS BOCIETY NOTICES. LRBANDN tOIWE, NO. U, A F A. M : Meets at their new hall In Mesonte Block, ot Saturday erentus, oa or before the full moon- J WAS80H. W. M. LEBANON l-OPO., NO. , I. O. O. T.: MrrU Set urdit itu1i( of ejh work. at Odd Velio e Hall, Main street; tteiUoi brethren eotdinllr tarlted to attend. J. J. UHAKLTON, H. U. ONOR LOTXlE NO. SB, A. O. TT. W, l,.bom. One-oa: MmU Mere ret end third Thurtdej een lug. la the month. JT. H. ROtiUOK. M. W. DR. A. H. PETERSON, SURGICAL DENTIST, Filling and Extracting Teeth a Specialty. LEBANON. OREGON. Once In V. 0. Peterson" jewelry store. AVAU work warranted. Charges reatonabl e C. H. HARMON, BARBER & HAIRDRESSER, LEBANON, OREQON. Soaring, Heir Cottlnt. and Shampooing la the latest ud BRBT ITTLES. tW- Petrouwe respeotfaUr eollrited. Gt. Charles Hotel, LEBANON. Oregon. N. W. Comer Main and Sherman Btreeta, two Btoeks Kaetof R R. Depot. H. E. PARRISH, Proprietor. Tables Supplied with the Beat the Market Affords. Sample Rooms and the Beat Aeeommodatfona tot Comment! men. GENERAL STAGE OFFICE.- I. F. CONN, Contractor, Carpenter and Builder. risat a Bpeeiaeattena Famished, a Hkert Settee. ALL UNBS CF CARPENTER WOEI DONE And Satisfaction Guaranteed. JSTPRICES VERY REASONABLE."! Albany and banes. Or. G. T.COTTON, DEALER IN Groceries and Provisions, - - TOBACCO & CIGARS, SMOKERS' ARTICLES. Foreign and Domestic Fruits, CONFECTIONERY. ((aeensware an CiIaHware, Lamps Mi Lamp Fixtures. Mala Bt. Lefeanen, Ores;. JLEBANON Heat Llarliet Bl'HL KELLEHBEBttER, Prprletr. Fresh and Salted Beef and Pork, MUTTON, PORK, SAUSACE, BOLOGNA and HAM. Eiem ani Lit. always on ML MAin Street, Lebanon, Or. L. Cwib, J, V. Riuit K, J. W. Cusick. BANK OF LEBANON Lebanon, Oregon, Transacts a General Banking Business. Acooonfi Kept Subject to Check. EXCHANGE SOLD OS to Tort, Sail Francisco, Portlani ani MDany. raoa. ilecttonsVeAd on Favor able TerrrVS- Australia now furnishes oranges for the English market. Peppermint, . from which an oil of great commercial value is manufac tured, grows wild and luxuriantly in many places in this country. The pure oil sells at $4 per pound whole sale, in 8an Francisco, and the demand in the United Btates is large. An Esquimau woman, who has lived in this country long enough to learn the language, -b Ays her people never wash r bathe, have no rulers, no form of government, and every one does exactly as he pleases, and all are con tented with their lot, not knowing anything better. There are but three silver dollars of the coinage of 1804 in existence. Two of these are accounted for ; the third is somewhere in circulation about the country. The value of this missing dollar of 1804, as quoted by the last numismatic circulars, is 800. " It is natural then, that this coin should be much sought. Somehow the impression has got abroad that a Territory must have a certain population to qualify it for ad mission, There is no law and no cus tom aboat it The admision of a new State is a matter of legislative dis cretion. The State of Illinois was admitted when she had less than 40,000 people. Dakota has over 600,000. The government owned the first telegraph line ever constructed. In 1843 Congress appropriated f 30,000 to assist Prof. Morse in perfecting his system. The first line was paid for from the appropriation, and was under the charge of the Postmaster General, and for three years was operated by the Government in connection with the postal system. There are two brother naaied Mer- rimon who have judicial positions in North Carolina, one upon the superior and the other upon the supreme bench. The latter has recently overruled the decision of the former upon an im portant case, and the superior court brother is "getting even" with the other by newspaper criticisms and at tacks, which have caused not a little scandal. Rev. W. 8. Pkndlove, a missionary, has reached Winnipeg from north of the Mackenzie river, where he has been for nine years. His journey down took nearly three months from Peace river. He heard of cases where In dians had died of starvation, and had then been eaten by their comrades. Deer have been very scarce for the past two years. There is much feeling because the government at Ottawa has taken no notice of the destitution of these Indians, though repeatedly brought to its attention. The Grocer and Country Merchant of San Francisco estimates tho wheat crop of California for 1887 at about 900,000 short tons, and that of Oregon and Washington over 400,000 tons, making the yield of the coast about 26,000,000 centals, or 43,300,000 bush els, about 2,000,000 centals below the aggregate for 18S6. The falling off was all in California, as Oregon and Washington increased their yield in 1887 over the previous year. There will be a coast surplus for export of about 900,000. The Osage Indians are about the only example now left in the United States of a real aristocracy. They do not depend upon Government rations, as do the Cheyennes and others, but have enough, as their own undisputed property, to make them the wealthiest community in the country. Besides the land of the reservation, which be longs to them by a title hard to assail, they have about $7,000,000 bearing 5 per cent, interest in the hands of the Government. They are paid about $250,000 a year in cash. The entire tribe numbers only 1,600, so that they are actually the richest body of people in the country. A most important experiment has been made looking to the acclimatiz ation of the shad in the rivers which are in connection with the hydro graphic basin of the Great Salt Lake. It is believed by Colonel McDonald and the Fish Commission that all the conditions for the reproduction of shad are here naturally found. The late Commissioner, Professor Baird, had determined to test by exhaustive experiment the capabilities of these waters. Accordingly 1,000,000 shad fry were sent to Utah and the young fish deposited in the Jordan river, This first attempt will be followed in 1888 and 1889. The valueof these fish in Utah Territory can hardly be estimated. a tree mat was ctrtTiovj-n Ih the Little Sbookum Valley, near Whatcom, W. T.. Yielded S5.000 feet of lumber. which, at $7.50 per thousand, makes the tree worth $262. The Whatcom Reveille says that the timber lands in the county will average ten such trees co an acre ... -r.vprv man taKes rare til at his neighbor shall not cheat him. Bnt a day comes when he begins to care that he does not cheat his nei:rhbor.e Then all goes well. He has changed his market cart into a chariot of the sun. Emerson. TELEGRAPHIC. Ab Epitome of the Principal Events Not Attracting Pallic Interest Town Wracked by a Cyclone. ' Mr. Vernon, 111. -The cyclone that visited this city destroyed nearly three hundred residences and places of bust ness, and unhoused from 1,200 to 1,600 persons. In the fall of walls many people were buried under the debris, and thirty-flve were killed, while twice as many more were injured, eight or ten so seriously that their lives are despaired of. Preceding the destruct ive wind was a heavy fall of rain for half an hour, which drove all the in habitants to shelter. This was followed by a slight hailstorm accompanied with lightning, and then the furious cloud, which formed into a funuel shaped cyclone, struck the southwest portion of the city, unroofing every thing in its path. Taking a diagonal course through the business part of the city, it unroofed and dismantled the superior court building and crushed the Methodist and Baptist churches into worthless masses. At one point the destructive element jumped up ward and missed Beveral stores and residences, but it soon pounced down again, tearing down heavy brick build ing,, wrenching and tearing frame structures out of all semblance, and making a useless mass out of solid banks. The massive court house that oceupied the publio square was literally torn to pieces. 1 hit was the extreme point to the north which the storm reached. Fifty yards south the storm seemed to be at its height , On the corner of Washington street and the public square, Crow's block, a three story brick building, was demolished and, then taking fire, consumed. The owner, being caught in the falling walls, was cremated. Across the street was a row of two-story frame buildings with an occasional brick. The brick buildings were caved in and the frame buildings crushed out of shape against each other. Near the corner to the south were a lot of frame structures which served as dwellings and ware houses. They were blown down and then burned up entirely. The storm was over in three minutes, and the people who were unharmed gave as sistance to the uetdy. The tire com pany, aided by citizens who had organized into squads, began work putting out the fire and removing the unfortunates. The mayor called for assistance from neighboring towns, which was promptly Kiven. Y hat was left of the supreme court building was turned into a morgue. The storm does not apiiear to have done any damage outside of Mount Vernon. Had the storm occurred an hour earlier, the loss of life would have been frightful, as the churches which were deiitroyed were crowded at that time. Gov. Oglesby has issued a procla mation calling for money and supplies for the sufferers. Five men were killed by the fall f a bridge over a quarry near Carnarvon, Wales. Advices from Shanghai state that a terrific earthquake has occurred in the province of Yunnan. Two thousand lives are reported to have been lott. The National Democratic Conven tion will be held at St. Louis, June 5. San Francisco came withm five' votes of being selected as the place for hold ing the convention. The Treasurer's office at Carthage. Texas, was robbed, and County Treas urer itill killed. 1 he crime was not discovered until late the following day. l ne robbers secured f 6,UUU. The boiler in the shingle mill of B. Beties, at West Melville, Li., exploded, killing C. Hills, John Stephcnt-on and Seymour Banks, and more or less seri ously wounding thirteen others. At Dahoma, Miss., the 14 year-old son of Jake Fulton interfered with his father to prevent him from whipping bis mother. This so infuriated Fulton that he seized a musket and shot the boy dead. A Bastrop, La., special says : The explosion of a boiler on Mrs. G. N. Harps plantation killed two white men named Keems and John ton, and two colored men whose names are not given. Four other men were so badly scalded that they are not expected to recover. At Burlington, Iowa, Adam Wirt, a farmer over 60 years old, set fire to Ins son's house, in which the latter s two small children were at the time. The place was soon a pile of ashes. The old man, who was evidently crazy, then went to the barn and hanged InmselL Freeh ejectments from Oklahama have taken place at the hands of a cempany of colored troops who are said to have bandied the settlers in anything but a gentle manner. The prisoners were taken to Fort Reno, and there in most part they were turned loose, though some were held for trial at the next term of the crim inal court. A dispatch from Nogales, A. T., says Mexican troops under Capt. Encisco had another hot fiflit with rebellious Yi qui Indians, at the village of B.ita chi, in the wilds of the Bucaled moun tains. The Indians were well fortified in a strong position, where they re sisted the attack of the soldiers with commendable bravery. The battle lasted from 2 in the afternoon till dark. The next morning the military re newed the attack on the fortifications, but found that the Indians had left during the night, carrying off their wounded and a dead leader's body. Ten dead Indians were found in the pits. The military forces lost two killed and a large number wounded. "Tonr husband is something of an antiquary, isn't he?" asked a caller of Mrs. Snnggs. "No, I don't think he is," was the reply. "I don't think he can tell one kind of an ant from' an other." Pittsburgh Chronicle - Tele graph. A solution of bromine has proved unexpectedly useful as a deodorizing agent in street excavations, Irom whicn noxious smell emanates. Whether it is a true disinfectant, or merely a means of suppressing unpleasant odors, is a question aa to which sanitary authorities iifft OREQON NEWS. Everything of General Interest in a Condensed Form. Cattle and sheep have wintered well says a Grant county paper. There are 377 scholars enrolled in the Pendk ton publio school. There are fifteen inmates at the Slate School for the Blind at Balem. A sheep man near Saddlebutte lost forty sheep from eating wild parsnips. Lebanon has a fire department with a membership of forty, and which lias $100 in its treasury. Company K, O. N. G., held an elec tion at Bandon, and elected Charles Blumingrother captain. A Portland father punishes his sons by having them locked up in the dark cell of the city jail. Judge Ramsey has tendered his res ignation aa Mayor of Salem, and re moved to Pendleton. The State Sunday School Conven tion for Oregon will be held at Albany on the 22d, 23d and 24th of May. Umatilla county will erect a new court house on the ground known as the College block, at Pendleton, to cost $60,000. A snow-elide on the middle fork of John Day fairly choked up tho river, and almost drowned John It. Short and his family. Patterson's drug store, at Independ ence, was entered and robbed of $800 worth of watches, jewelry, etc. There is no clue to the burglars. The annual show of stallions for Marion, Polk, Linn, Yamhill and other counties will take place in Salem on Saturday, March 31. There are now 239 prisoners, includ ing two women, in the State Peniten tiary. This is the smallest number imprisoned there for some time pasL Joe. Fryer, a merchant of North Yamhill, committed suicide at that place by cutting his throat. Deceased was 54 years of age, and leaves a wife and several children. Young Van Wagner and Lawson. charged with larceny of blankets at alem, pleaded guilty in the circuit court, and were sentenced to one year each in the penitentiary. At the annual meeting of the O A It in Albany, the report of the commander showed that the department of Oregon was in a prosperous condition, with forty-two posts and a membership of 1,309. The Oregon Gold- Mining Company at Cornucopia have shut d.jwu their mill for the present, owing to the trouble of getting tunnel timber for use in the mine while the deep snow continues. A sheepherder (name unknown) and his horse were drowut-d in Bridge creek, near Jay Bird, in trying to ford the ttream during the recent high water. The man was herding for Joe Austin. His body has not been found. A 21,000 edition of a pamphlet of about 110 pages, on the resources of Oregon, prepared by order of the State Board of Agriculture by its Secretary, Hon. J. T. Gregg, is now being printed at Salem by Slate Printer F. U. Baker. The brass-mounted howitzer used by Lieutenant Phil. Sherda-i in the cam paign against the Indians in 1855, near The Dalles, has again changed hands, being presented by the ex members of City Killea, Co. E, O.S.M., to Co. G, of Portland. Two young men of Ctnyonville, named Paitk-y and Edwaid Ileal man, got into a quarrel over some trivial matter, when Bealman drew a large pocket-knife and stabbed Parsley un der the right shoulder blade, peuetrat ing through the cavity of the chest, making a serious if not fatal wound. In an attempt to cross a band of sheep over a ditch of water in the Cherry creek country, Messrs. Brose A. Sturgcs lost 102 head. Mr. Bros himself had charge of the band at the time, and by the most etrenurus efforts he saved many others from drowning. The Jacksonville papers are agitating the branch railroad question again. It is now proposed to build a street car line to the O. & C, and in order to do thir it has been decided to tax property holders enough to start the road. The tax will be voted upon at the coming city election. The Willamette Valley Hop Grow ers' Association has been organized at Salem, with Hon. F. X. Mathieu as president. Resolutions were passed declaring that a tariff of at least 25 cents per pound should be placed on imported hops. Another meeting will be held March 30, to which all valley hop raisers are invited. About twenty-five men are now em ployed on the jetty at the mouth of the Columbia, and by the middle of March it is the intention to have a larger force at work. Brush mattresses are now being dumped in the jetty. The whole length of piling prepared for the mattresses and stone is about half a mile. The Republican State Convention will be held in Portland, April 4. The basis of apportionment agreed upon was one delegate for every 150 votes cast for Congressman Hermann in 1SS6, with one for a fraction over half thereof, and one at large for each county. There having been 25,906 votes cast for Hermann, the convention will comprise 209 delegates. Steamboat Inspectors McDermott and Ferguson have rendered their de cision in the case of the Gleaner, which was upset owing to the shifting oi her cargo, near Tongue point on the lower Columbia, January 23th. They hold that the Captain, Peter Jordan, should not have started on a trip during eu h perilous weather. Captain Jordan's license has been suspended for six months. When piety begins to droop it should immediately 'undergo treat ment. There is no time to he lost. The wilting indicates trouble at the root, perhaps; at any rate, trouble some place, and the wise thing to do, and the nece isary thing, is to have it re moved. JJniltd. FrethuteriarL. . Omaha Wife What under the sun are' you doingP" Husband Try ing to tie this string around my finger." "Why. I did not ask you to do any er rand." "Ao, this string is to remind me that I have nothing to remember to-day. Omaha World. - WEALTHY INDIANS. " A Tribe That Haa Haven Million Dollars Hearing Mood Intermit. A visitor to the Osage Reservation, Indian Territory, If he has a mind to study the human rare under varying conditions, finds much of interest. He Is Inter prlnios among the aristocrats. The Osage Indians ate about the only example now left In the United States of a real aristocracy. They do not depend upon Government rations, as do the Cheyennes and others, at all. but have enough of their own undis puted property to make them the wealthiest community la the country. Besides the land of the reservation, which belongs to them by a title hard to aasall, they have about $7,000,000 bearing fire per cenL Interest in the hands of the Government. They are paid alnlut $250,000 a year In cash. The entire tille numbers only 1,600, so that tliey are actually the rlcheat body of people we have. The Gauges have all the attributes of an aristocracy. They owu the land, do absolutely no work, have plenty of money, know nothing of barter and sale, and therefore not much of the meanness which characterizes all com mercial classes. They envy nobody, and are satislied with themselves and their customs. With the virtues of aristocracy they have Its vices. With generosity they have shiftlcssness and laziness in perfection. Though mag nltlcent pastures lie before them for miles, few of them take the trouble to own cattle, the majority preferring to buy beef cattle already slaughtered and cat up from the traders. They are not even hunters and fishers. Their lives aru spent In lyn around under tents and shanties, eating to repletion and tilling their blood with Impurities which they do not take exercise enough to get rid of. Bad lial.iU have brought on bronchial and scrofulous diseases, which are helping to still further re duce their number. They have no faith iu white physicians, and their own meiMcine-men have as much influ ence as one hundred years ago. ' Each member of the tribe. Including women and children, receives about one hundred dollars a year. The more wives and children an Osage has, therefore, the richer he is, In spite of this encouragement the tribe Is de creasing. A white physician at the agency estimates th.tt the rate of de crease lf not less than two per cent a year among the full bloods. The half bloods are increasing. It can be at nnce reckoned that in another half cen tury the full-blood will have gone, ami the splendid inheritance will be In the possession of white men and their children, even if no new policy ii adopted by the Government to hasten the catastrophe. The full-bloods are nearly all honest and manly in their way. They have an idea that every thing on the reservation N-longs to them, and they go behind the counters and among the goods or the pxat-traders as, freely as though they were proprietors. Up to a certain point they understand business debit and credit but not much beyond the sim plest forms. As might be expected, they are chronically in debt They want to buy every thing they see, and think little of prices, and give away as readily as they buy. Other tribes not so well provided with worldly goods are fond of visiting the Osages, and on these occasions the custom of 'smok ing" presents works to the disadvan tage of the wealthier. Several hundred ponies and large amounts of various property have thus been given to the Kaws and other poorer tribes within a lew years. Can the Osages be civllizedf Of -ourse they can. They are not civil ized, to be sure. They speak little English, and wear the blanket and breech-clout; they allow their women o die by scores and comieI them to do ill the work; they are too lazy to raise cattle when pasture and feed cost neither money nor work; they keep up the dances and paints, and cut their hair in helmet fashon. All these things they do, but they could be easily taught to adopt the customs of civilization. Five years of education scientifically applied would make them equal to the Cherokecs in civilization and superior to them In force of character. Kansas CUy Times. A VUArVtM rUntNAU A Sad Ceremony Condor test In Solemn and l:evcrontlal Mnnnor. . The spring wagon which served for a hearse in this remote region was fol lowed by a long lino of carriages, farm wagons and men and boys riding on horseback. For miles around the peo ple had come to pay the last sad tribute of respect to this aged Friend, whose four-score years had been so full of good works that sorrow was universal. Child, grandchildren and great-gran'o'iildren all were here. The procession stopped before the little meeting house. The casket was taken within. All being seated, the Friends remained with bowed hoads awaiting the direction of the spirit as to how this funeral service should be conducted. Many minutes of silence followed. Then a middle-aged man with a noble countenance arose, and clasping his hands above his cane, he offered up a most beautiful prayer, commending the life of the departed one as a grand example for the youthful to imitate, reciting how through many severe trials she had always preserved a spirit of calm resignation, believing that "Ho doeth all things welL" WheD later I gazed upon the placid face, where time or trouble had left scarcely a wrinkle, and saw there sweet con tent and perfect peace written in char acters all might read, I knew he had spoken most truly. The prayer concluded, another pe riod of silent waiting ensued, when the only daughter arose, and, with face turned Heavenward, in trembling tones she said: "Into Thy hands, oh Father, we commend her spirit" It was a touching sight, all the more impres sive because it was so different from the -established forms which govern such occasions in other churches. Now the people looked upon the face of their friend and neighbor for the last time, then followed her mortal remains to the cemetery, a few rods distant from the meeting-house, and left her there to sleep beneath the grand old forest trees. Slla T. Qreen. " " " CLEANING, SILVER. Valuahl Sugroetlona oa a Matter Thai I'oxxle. Many If oueekeepere. Every housekeeper has her ow n way of doing her housework, and the cleaning of sliver is no exception to the rule. Some part of a day every week or every two weeks is set aside for this work, and no matter what may hnppeu this is seldom neglected. All that in every-day use, aud usually that which Is ued very little only on certain occasions. Is taken oi:t and given a thorough cleaning. If proper attention were given to the every-day care of silver, there wou'd le no ne cessity of scouring it every wie't or even every two weeks. It does not im prove silver in the end to e'ean it too often. If it is solid metal and you should like to pass it off as a family hlerloom, by all means scour it as often as you can and wash it in soap suds, and in a short while, if It Is of an tique pattern, any one will readily be lluve that it belong -d to your great gram! mother, and excuse its appear ance by remarking: "They, used a great deal of pewter In those days." If it is plated, w hich is generally the kind most In n e nowadays, the plate will wi ar off s ton enough without any help from you In scouring. Do not use the same towels you wipe your dUhes with for the silver. The coarse crath, though very nice for crockery, is not fit for silver or glass ware. The checkered toweling which comes especially for this work, and can be bought at any dry-goods store," Is just the thing, and a half-dozen of these towels, at least, should be In every house. After each meal gather all the silver together, have ready a pan or. hot water, in which put a little borax or a few drops of amni aula; into this put all the small silver and let it stand until you have all the things cleared away and are ready to wash the dishes. W bile . going back and forth give the pan a shaking, now and then, so as to separate the silver and allow the water to get to every part of it By the time the table is cleared the water will be cool enough to allow the removal of the slver without barboiling the hands. Take out of the water and wipe it thoroughly dry. In the case of egg. acid fruit or vinegar stains it may bs necessary to give stsined articles a flight rubbing, but unless the stains are very deep the bo ax or ammonia will do the work of scouring and no rubbing is required. Silver treated in thU way will not need to be cleaned more than once a month, and that it shall be cleaned as often as this will be at the option of the housekeeper. I have known silver that had been cared lor !is above to go for one year without a .horouh cleaning, and then look brighter aud nicer than that which had leeu cleaned every two weeks. When lilver ice-water services and tea-seta are in constant ue, each piece should ie thoroughly washed once a week in hot borax or ammonia water, which will keep them brighter and nicer than frequent scourings would ever do. To be sure, the cream pitcher will have to have a dally washing the same as the small silver. When there Is no ammonia or borax at hand use clear hot water. Never on any account use toap in the water uuless you want your silver to lose its luster and look like pewter. In using the ammonia -a hAlf-tcanpoonful to a large pan of water Is plenty for a large quantity of tiher, and usually a quarter of a le i spoonful is sufficient It is with ammonia as with many otl.er things, a little of it di e4 a gieat deal of good, but a gieat deal of it may do more harm than good. lor the general cleaning use ammonia and whiting. This e,-n be bought aheady mixed, or may be pie- pared at home by mixing in a dish ammonia and whiting to tl.o consist ency of cream. Make only a little at a time, as it dries very quickly. Have a large and a small piece of flannel, a piece of chamois and two tooth-brush es. t itu the small p;e e oi llannel ap ply the mixture to the articles to be cle.f 1. rubbing but very slightly, as the mixture does the work with only -light assistance. Ut-e one toothbrush for applying the mixture between the prongs of the forks and into all rough and chaed work, and the other brush to remove it when dry. As each ar ticle Is cleaned lay it aside without wiping until all are done. Commence with the first article cleaned and wipe thoioughly with the largo piece of flan nel, using tho dry toothbrush for all chased work and crevices. When all we wiped well go over them again with the piece of chamois for a final polish. Silver not in 'general use can be cleaned in this way, wrapped tightly in flannel, or, that lacking, newspapers will do, packed away in a dry place, and when wanted tal en out as bright and clean as on tl e day it was put away. Boston Budget. No Cause for Complaint "How are times. Uncle Jerry?" he asked an old colored whitewasher on the market yesterday. "Very fa'r, a ah very fa's." "Then your business is rushing, 3hP" "Seems to be, sah. My wife has aimed ober fo' dollars at washin' dis week, and' de chill'en has picked up a suit of clothes an' a basket of vittles. I can't complain' sah can't complain." Detroit Free Press. HUMOROUS. We've known several women to be outspoken, but we're still looking for one that's beenouttalked. Duluth Par agraphed Mother "You must putyour dollie away to-day, Flossie; it's Sunday, you know." Flossie "I'm just playing she's dead, mamma, and we're having a funeral." "We've got a hen that laid two eggs In one day," boasted a six-year-old girl to a companion. "That's noth ing! My papa has laid a corner-stone." Philadelphia Times. A new style of carving-knife has been invented which works on the plan of scissors. If it can find the joint in the leg of a duck, Te'll agree to bay one and join the church . LOUISIANA LEPERS. Uow Thar Ar Treated la the Aratllan Colour Uf the Hiaelaslppt The discovery of two lepers In Phil adelphia and the excitement which this event seems to have caused, was a modified reproduction of a far more serious affair, which, indeed, reached the dignity of a panic In a Southwest ern Louisiana town last summer. It is a notorious fact that leprosy has exist ed and exists to-day in Southern Ioulslana, but with rare exceptions it is confined to certain well defined lo calities, where the lepers live to them selves in colonies, h tiding so inter course with their neighbors and separated wholly from the world. The two principal leper colonies are on the lower end of Bayou La Fourche and a prairie in Vermillion parish. The La Fourche lers are the most numerous. They live In a swampy country, out of all lines of travel and, indeed, not easily reached. They are quiet, well behaveal people, inter-marrying with each other and thus ierpetuating the fearful heritage to their children. The State Board of Health has made several attempts to investigate them, but they are so fearful of being arrested and taken up that they fled into the swamps when the officers visited them. The existence of leprosy in the La Fourche district is well kuown, but the fact that the lepers held intercourse with those in good health, caused little alarm on their account. Early last summer, however, reports became current that leprosy existed in the town of St. Martinsville, the prin cipal town of that section. St Martinsville is known as the Acadian Paris. It Is a town ' of 8,500 people, beautifully situated on the banks of the Teche, and one of the oldest settle ments in the State. It is the seat of Longfellow's poem of "Evangeline," has a (topulation of mainly Acadian origin, with old-fashioned houses, streets lined with orange trees, and with the civilization of France a cen tury ago. It lies at the head of navi gation on the Teche. and since a rail road has been built there, haa become an important trade center, and does a large business with the surrounding country. The rumor of leprosy was first heard last summer. The story gathered strength as it traveled, and within a couple of weeks had reached terrifying proportions. It w declared throusb ill the surrounding country that there were from six hundred to one thousand lepers in St Martinsville. The town was shunned as though it were plague stricken. The people of the country refused to venture within its limits: ts business died away, and a line was drawn around the town into which but few ventured. Every one sn?pected his neighbor of leprosy. Kissing and handshaking went out of practice, and the barbers had nothing to do because no one was brave enough to be shaved by a razor which might have been previously ned on a leper. Two or three families who suffered from boils became pariahs, as every one refused to have any relations with them. This condition of affairs, which con tinued for a few weeks, became finally intolerable, and the citizens of St Martinsville requested the State Board of Health to send a committee to the town and investigate the alleged preva lance of leprosy there, so as to re lieve the town of the panicky feeling. The president of the board himself weut, an investigation was begun, the like of which has never before been een. Every person in the town who was suspected, every one who had so much as a pimple on his face or hands was examined. The investigation thowed that the leprosy story had this much foundation, that there were four persons, two women and two children, undoubtedly affected with this loath some and disgusting disease, and two others who appeared to have it, but of whom it could not be fully determined. The lepers were removed and in sola ted, and the panic disappeared as rapidly as it had originated. The town of St Martinsville is uow free of the disease and doing its usual business. A. O. Cor. Philadelphia Prtss. OF GENERAL INTEREST. Natives near Asheville, N. C, get $1.75 a pound for ginseng root, which they dig in the woods, for exportation to China. "Who is this man Call Loan?" In quired an intelligent juror in the Har per bank case at Cincinnati, after he had heard the phrase repeated several times. " A freight-car labeled "Towder" standing at Phillipsburg, Pa., for two days, created much uneasiness. When opened it was .found to contain rples, aud the barrels were all full. As an evidence of the progress made by the negroes in the South since the war, it is shown by late sta tistics that in three States Georgia, South . Carolina and Louisiana they pay taxes on forty-eight million dollars worth of property. Formasy years one of the land marks in Oglethorpe County, Ga., was the "Old Treaty Oak," under which the first settlers made the treaty with the Cherokee Indians for all the land in that part of the State. The tree has recently died of girdling. The trustees of .the East river bridge have been offered twenty-five thousand dollars a year by a business man for the privilege of making the bridge a bill-board for his advertising placards. It is to be hoped that sucb a hideous disfigurement will not be permitted. In Oglethorpe, Ga., there Is grow ing a potato which has inscribed -upon one side of it the letter "B" as perfect as if it had been made by hand, but this grew this way and the hand oi nature did the work. Aad to make the potato a more wonderful thing, the letter thereon was the initial of the gentleman who raised it When the conductor of a Louisville street car asked John D avail, a passen ger, for his fare the other evening, John jumped up, flopped his hands about as if they were wings and shout ed: "Get thee behind me, Satan. I am an angel, and angels pay no fare." But the conductor was hard-hearted and cast John forth into the outei darkness , LIGHT AND AIRY. A Croat Problem. There are problems In sriibmd That pals a fellow's gills. And algetiraJe corkora And (reoowtrie plile. Bat the tauftueot at all problem. Tbat with dread a h unhand fijia. Is to bur the earth "at special talc" For two small f Mils. Cliicao Intor-Or. Chang: mt Itae. Kansas City Reporter I hare an anrnnoA of a fellow guilty of all sorts of brutalitini which ought to send him to the peniUKiliarr for life. Able Editor Write him op and I'll de mand of the authorities their reason for not arresting hlin. Who is he "Mulligan, the three card mnte sharp." "Ebl Tbat slugger who licked the three editors across the way P "The same." "Remember tho gol'len role, my boy, 'Deal gently with the erring." Omaha World. - ; . A Christmas CaroL We lost he, abhor, detest, den ise The diss who dors not adeertisn. 4 And when he find afu-r New f ear's ' Enough to Jiwtify his rears That be laid In too Utrre a stork. That to bis store folk didn't fctx-k. And half his roods are still oa atwlf. He U loathe, drtcvt, drspiee hfrnaclf. Lowt-u Courier A Good Tearly Average. "But, Mr. Buperintendent, you will admit, I sunuase. that vour stnant nnin Ouslyeoldf" "Well. ves. in winter thee- or rmrfr- Lt of eourae, but yott ought to be willing- to huu n roeuKwauie rtew ox the matter. "Reasonable view r "Wot. certain)-. Haw it won ekmM e a thermometer In our cars and leave it titers the year round yon would And that with the 110 degree abore aero to tho summer and the 10 decrees below zero in the winter w strike a pretty good average in the entire year." Buffalo News. The Inevitable Ksd. Although be covets It from birth. And covets It through lifo'a brief spaa, Man never, never gets the earth. It is the earth that gets the man. Boston Courier. A lstnmr ef Candor. Impecunious Man I wil..r i.a i o kind as to lend me $. I ll pay joa back in afewdars. Candid WLmi r bad asked me for the loan In a candid and ftTmigri l forward manner I would have lens TOO the monev. bnt ast-inir n in tu - did causes im to dmtrut you. UI dont ttoder- vuuxx you.-- -ion asked me to be so kind a to lend you $5" "Tea." "If you bad j .uum uT, nua to loo: l eiupex, oe suca an ignominious ass, such hopeless Idiot, as to lend me $5, and you might have got it" Texas Sifting. A Traveled Man. Mr. Overtherhine (a Ciiw-inmH A,. Yea, I re been an extensive traveler. Miss Waldo. For the dbsS be I tieve I have apeak more than one month out os ine iweive at name. Mtns Waldo (a vounir Indv vm sii Oh, I think traveling is so interest me, and it improves one so much, you know. You havst emu! runs, jar. uven&erruea. Mr. OvertherhiiiA Xn w i man tor .enrm-ty ; my route all Um - - - " pibh UTT uw vuju riTtr. new x ork baa. The Cigarette. I am only a small cigarette, ; But my work I will e in, you bet. For the stern coffin maker Aad grim undertaker W1U declare I bring fish to their ae. - Boston Budge. arieaee Is Everything. Young Mr. Wabash (of Chicairol Am interested at all in matters of a scientifio oarare, Misn Waklof Miss V aJ.k (of Boston Oh, very much. Vtr. Wabashr Mr. Wabash Tou think, then, that eves-r ooe should possess some knowledge of sciencer Miss WaWo Tea; I attribute mnrh nf rare Mr. Sullivan's shenonmul n. , t. scientific ability." The Epoch. Good Taete Misplaced. Fair Visitor (to convict in far life f w ierine his STandnvjthert Ther te-e. Im.k of sweet violets for you, sir. Have yon any shing to complain of I txmvK-t ell, yes. Mis. I'm a Terr tail man. aa Tou see. and this afrit! nit. .. - pleasantly emphasizes my stature. I ought to nave something la a pronounced check. i ue r-pocu. Fa blow TTote. A sacriflciag wife fat dear. Her has hand wall annuld prise her. But the best wife this time o' year Is a sealskin sacrificer. Detroit Free Preen. All r With film. Wife I am afraid, my dear, that Clara 'a quarrel with young Mr. Sampson is a Terr eertuw, Miniier. . Husband Nonsense; they will be as de- Wife So, John, I think yon are mistaken. So girl will quarrel with her lover just be fore Christmas unlets there are good and sufficient reasons for it Sew York Sun, Of Not Mncla Interest. Ldv tta hnshanril Vn dwe n John, that eleven cities were overflown and millions of people left homeless and starvinirf - TT 1 T.' 1 J lev MisentviintMft-k In n.1.. T J . 1 r VM, " V.UU. eating matters of that kind always happen ew.u irv.iiujij mug "'wv a way I X- -vr-k c IJve In the Present. "Live, live today r the sage haa said; The present's ours, the future tent; Regret not Christmase s now fled; Content be with the "Christmas present.' Boston Courier. A Mtsonderasaadiag. Father (who has given his consent X hope, young man, that yen know the vara of the priae you will get in my daughter J Young Man Well or no, sir; I don't know the exact rjue, but as near aa I can find out it's in the neighborhood of toO.OOO. Sew York Sun. us s-oorer J-eoplo of Loedoa. ' The remarkable well being of chfldrer la neighboring slums and ratters would lead one to suppose that dirt is healthy, though of course there are many who do not exhibit scoh evidence of robustness. But it is certain that the pampered infant, carefully wrapped in flannel from its birth, and doctored upon every possible occasion, is not, in the long run, of the same endur ing constitution generally to be met with in the lower classes, though the grumble of these concerning their richer brethren is incessant. Look, however, at these specimens of humanity when they reach a matnrer age, their coarse ideas and ways, which are followed by many others who have not their excuse. The very way In which the coster and his like make ktve partakes of the brute. He is unendowed with the power of forming his feeling into delicate or even acceptable speech, so he takes to banging or pinching, and one may see the well known type of 'Airy and his gal' of fine feathers, oiled hair and high heels cuffing each other to denote their affection, or coarsely assa-olting their favorites to display their displeasure, and perhaps sulkily walking apart when annoyed, but Sot sufficiently irritable for any more fressive ton, of Tenting their feeli-