The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, April 09, 1887, Image 4

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    Tho Story of Two OKI People.
Onoe he waa twenty end ah. only ten.
Bite wm a olillil. ho sonroidy I" primal
Youth aoenn-d o lonir. and distant
then, ,
And noon came not, now, era rnonunf
time,
Btt later on. thor chnnoed ajraln to mrtt.
Ami he wit thirty ami ah. twenty now;
Wby, he Is old,'" cxolalined the maiden
wool, ...
And pasard with oareleaa heart and cloud
less brow.
Ten year (i weai y round) ro on airftln,
Wuoanduya and wteki, like ihou other,
pas, .
That, when they moot, 'Ua he, wtth aud len
pat II, . ,
Who ortee. In turn, "Why, ahe old, aieal
But often on thoa tender April eyea.
When heart beat time to titddou melodtea.
"Why wha 1 newt loyedr" ho ask and
Wi.t did I niter lover" ahe aaka "d
Iha.
And now. oppreat wttn rain rearet, they ear,
Jta ri-itii wrar on In ever-deepetiliiir K''nt
"Children, enjoy the Bunalnne, while you
And pluck the flower In lt mornlnjr bloom.
Alex. Hayes In Argosy.
r
FOltTUSKS IN THIS MOON.
Mora Likely To t Found There Tha
In the Hunk of Kneland.
wealthy NixiuoKs. MYSTEllY OF THE WAK.
Colored Cltlaen Worth Front Half at Mill
Ion lown.
What are the facts of unelainioil fort
unes in the lUnk of England and in
chanervr The bank has issued nu
official statement which aavs: "There
are no large amounts of unclaimed stock
or dividends 8ltiitlin!r in our books.
There are few amount ol JCI.vXX), and
probably none that exeeed this sum by
more than 100 or 00." So much
tar the bank. Statement like this have
been issued since the days when James
Buchanan, then our minister in London,
made some inuuiries about the mythical
Kvans estate. As to unclaimed funds i
in chancery, the secretary of our lega
tion prepared List year a "statement, un
der Minister Lowell direction, iu which
he said that there wus ii the custody of
the court only 1.000,000 in unclaimed
r dormant funds. So much for the
court of ch an eery.
Where, then, are the Jettneus estate
($500,000,000). the Mosher estate (.$32.
000.000). the lii-adford estnte (f 122.000.
000). tho Lawrettee-Townlev. or Chase
Townley estate ($O0.00O.tH)0). and all
the other enormous estates that so many
persons in America are trying to ob
tain? Unquestionably they are in the
moon.
Those who think they are entitled to
real estate or personal "property in En
gland should bear in mind the follow-
IBS oeeiRtTiiiuu luaua vy icjawvu
nd sent to congress last year:
"Anv attempt to recover real estate
from the crown or individuals after a
lapse of twelve years, (which may be
extended to thirty under certain cir
cumstances), and personal property aft.
er a lapse of twenty years, however
valid the claim of the person making
the attempt may have been originally.
is certain to end in failure.
Persons who have been led to believe
tuat thev are entitled to estates or funds
in Holland should read a report recent
ly made bv Mr. Bell, our minister at
The ll.isue. He describes the law of
1&52 which provided for the escheating
of all unclaimed estates within a speci
fied time, and adds: "The law has ef
fectually and finallv disposed of all un
claimed funds and estates in this conn
try originating prior to March. 1852.
There has. therefore, since 1852, been
no such thing iu Holland as an unclaim
ed estate originating prior to that date."
If thousands of deluded Americans
who dream of enormous estates in for
eion lands to which they are the riglit
fut heirs would only consult an honest
and intelligent lawyer or diligetulv
read some good newspaper they would
save some niouey and a great deal of
time. There are men who for many
years have made good livings outof the
delusions of these people, but the swin
dlers can be defeated and exposed if
those whom they live upon will only
ask at the right place for information
and then use the tacts for the enlighten
ment of others who have been dupea.
A-. Y. Timet.
An Owl's Peculiar Trick.
John W. Cromwell, a negro journal
ist in Philadelphia, has compiled an ex
hibit of the business condition ol nis
race in America.
The Carolina take the load tn the
number of well-to-do negroes, xsortn
Carolina has twenty who are worth
from f 10.000 to f W.OOO each. In !otitti
Carolina the negroes own 110,000,000
worth of properly. In Charleston four
teen men represent 200,IKX). Thomas
R. Small Is worth lH.lnj. ami tjnarios
O. Islie is worth f 12.000. The family
f Noisettes, truck farmers, are worth
150.000. In the city sarins banks
the negroes have f m.lKiO.Hd on ti
iMiL One man has over .K).0O0. H
recently timisjltt a iu.uuu plantation
and paid f 7.000 in cash.
In rhiladelphia John aicn.ee is worm
half a millitm. He owns 400 houses.
Several are worth JlOiMKH) each.
The neeroos ofNework own from
five to six million dollars' worth of real
estate. P. A. White, a wholesale drug
gist, is worth a quarter of a million,
and has an annual business of $200,000.
Catherine ltlaek is worth $150,000.
In New Jersey the negroes own $2,-
000.000 worth of real estate. Baltimore
has more negro home-owners than any
other lanre city. Nineteen men are
worth a total of $800,000. Johu
Thomas, the wealthiest, is worth about
ftl.M).00a Losa than 100 negroes in
Washington are worth a total of $1.
000.000,
In Louisiana the negroes pay taxes
on $15,000,000 in Now Urleaus. ana
$30,000,000 in the State, lonie Lafou.
INCIDENT OF THE SIECE OF ATLANTA.
Traa-le Tale of a Memorable Time In Amer
ican liutory The I'nknown Multor
at the Hospitals.
TltAIN lJISI'ATOIIEIt'S
8TOUY.
ome
French nuadroon. is worth $1,100.
000. The Morcer Bros., cloittiers. carry
stock of $300,000. Missouri has
twenty-seven citiasens worm i.wu,uuu
in amount ranging iroiu zu,uwi u
$250,000.
The richest colored woman ol the
South. Amanda Eubank, made so by
titn will of her white father, is worth
$400,000. and lives near Augusta. Ua,
Chicago, the home of 18.000 colored
ueonie. ha three colored turns in oust
nes whose proprietors represent c-u.-
000 each, one $15,000, and nine $10.
000. The Ettatlake Furniture Company
is worth $20,000. A. J. Soolt has $35.-
000 invested in the livery business and j
is worth $100,000. including a well
stocked farm in Michigan. Mr. John
Jones and Richard Grant are worth
$70,000 each. A. G. White, of St.
Louis, formerly purveyor to the Am ltor
Line of steamers, after financial re
verses, ha, since the age of 45, re
trieved hi fortune and accumulated
$30,000. Mrs. M. Carpenter, a San
Francisco colored woman, ha a bank
account of $50,000. and Mr. Mary
Pleasant has an income from eight
houses iu S:iu Francisco, a ranch near
San Mateo, and $100,000 in govern
ment bonds. In Marysville, CaL,
twelve individuals are the owners of
ranches valued in the aggregate at from
$150,000 to $180,000. One of them.
Mrs. Peggy Bred a u, has besides a bank
account of $40,000-
These statistic show that the brother
in black i making some headway in
the world. He i learning to "tote his
own skillet. iwijuhimuii.
Ttie Frogreaalve Itaco.
In one of the Bowery museums, in a
wire cage, ia a monster owl, with eyes
a big as five-dollar gold-pieces. A
solemn-looking man wandered from the
serpent's deu to the owl" cage, and his
eye met those of the captive bird. A
hie walked around the cage the big. flat
eyes of the owl remained fixed upon
him. He kept on. and. while the claws
of the bird clutched the rod on which it
nerched. the eves neither winked uor
waved. Three" times he made, tlm cir
cuit ot the c.atr. kecDins his eves fixed
on those of the owl, then halted, still
eying the bird, and a perplexed look
came over his face. Again he started
on, with quicker step, and as otten as
h made the circuit of the cage he
o.losd one fins-cr of his oihmi hand.
After he doubled over seven lingers an
attendant in the museum came up and
asked him what it was all about-
io "way," said the man without
taking his eyes from the owl, and he
kept on around till he had closed the
other finger and both thumbs. Then
he halted, aud still keeping his eyes
fixed on those of the owl. he said:
"i've walked around that owl ten
times since 1 began counting, and three
or four times before, and he hasn't
taken his eyes off me yet. nor let go the
nerrh with" his claws. He ought to be
pretty near wound up, hadn't he?"
The mu.euni man tliouglitthe stranger
was a crank, and went off to attend to
some boys who were pestering the
monkey.
With the observation that he could
keep on walking as long as the owl
could keep turning his head around
without letting go with his claws, the
stranger started on. He made eight or
ten more circuits and then halted, and
waited to see the owl's head fly back
like a piece of twisted india-rubber.
But the owi's eyes remained fastened
upon him with a piacid look.
"Well, that beats me," said the man,
and he disappeared down the siairway.
What puzzled the man has been a
nuzzle to naturalists also. One of the
solution is that after each turn the
owl's head fliea back so quickly that the
human eye can not detect the move
menu A. T. bun.
Obviously, the African is progressive
or nothing. His imitative qualities
stand out like gem of purest ray serene
upon me escutcneou oi ni naiiouamt.
The other dav 1 wanted to buy a small
jag of wood for kindling purposes and
accosted a sable son of Afric's Bunny
Georcia sands.
"Fo shuah. boss. I got fine wood fo'
kindlin rm'nosea fust-rate wood fo
kindlin' nu poses."
"What is your figure for a small jagP'
I asked.
- "Well. I reckon 'bout seventy-five
cents am de propah "mount."
All right; bring around your jag oi
wood in the morning and I will take
it, provided it is of good quality and
tair size.
Bright and earlv the next morning
slab-sided beast of the genus mule halt
ed before mv door. A Door abject creat
ure with a white skin held the reins.
The negro with whom I had talked the
day before came to my door and told me
that the wood was there. I examined
the iar and commenced to clinch the
bargain with the colored man.
"See yar, boss, de white man am sell-
in' diswood. Yo' can talk wid him.
"But "
"He doe the talkin. I hire him. I
does, toe do the talkin1. I reckon I am
de boss, but he he am my hired help,
he am. Go 'long, boss, an' make yo
bargain wid de white, hired trash."
That was easily done. I bought the
wood from the poor white man and
gave him scventy-tive cents for the jag.
The next movement on the part of the
colored man was a stunner.
"Here, vo' .poo, onnery, low-down
white man, here am twenty-five cents
mo. Dat make the one dollah 1 prom
ised yo' fo' doin' de job."
After the white man pocketed his one
dollar and disappeared 1 asked the
negro, "How can you afford to give
away the wood and pay a quarter be
sides?" -Hush-sh! Doan' say nuffin. De
wood am stole, an' well, boss, I pay
jess twenty-five cent to see how't feel
toe be boss once. juage.
Of all the weird stories which have
been told of the siege of Atlanta, says
the Vntitutin, one of the most tragic
and RrnsatioiiHl has never yet seen print.
It was when Sherman was playing
hide ami seek with tho army of General
Joe Johnston, on the way from Chatta-
nooira. that a woman of ravishing beauty
made her appearance in Atlanta. Where
she came from no one kuews of her peo
ple she never spoke; but it was surmised
by some ladies who had gotten near her
that she bore some secret sorrow, per
haps the saerlllce of some loved one on
the bloody fields of irirlnia.
Day by day tralu load ot wounded
confederate reached Atlanta from the
front. The ladles of the city engaged in
hospital work with a real worthy the
sisters anil wives of brave men. Zealous
as all were in this Work. Miss Km ma.
which was tho only name by which she
was generally known, became noteu be
cause of her endim n e and fidelity. As
she would pass from ward to ward the
dvimr men would turn their eye smil
lnsrlv toward her. Mte wa inueeu uio
Biuri' l of the hosnital.
Notwithstanding all tin, the eye or
aiisnlclon fell noon her. as she a spyT
The question would have been laughed at
bv most neoiile. and yet there were
those who detected in her manner some
thimr which thev did not like. But this
suspicion was hushed by the uniformly
philanthropic work In which ails ianma
was engaged.
At last Sherman' line were drawn
around the city and the people began to
experience all "the horror of a siege. The
sick Bitd the dying were multiplied, aud
the efforts of 'uohle women to relieve
them became exhausted. Mis Emma
grew pale with her excessive work.
Best she declined to take while a wound
was to be bandaged or a dying man
longed for kind word.
The sound of revelry wa often heard
amid the din of battle! Even when the
people were driven into their bomb
proof they sang and danced, for they
recognized the philosophy of driving
grief away by pleasure. Balls, some
what impromptu, it l true, were given.
ml the ladies looked more charming in
their confederate toilets than they could
ave looked in silks. The officer were
alwavs the beam of such occasions, for
eautv is attracted by bravery.
To these gatherings Miss Kmma never
went, but there came a tune when sne
was pressed to go. The colonel ot a
gallant infantry regiment had invited her
to a bomb-proof ball. Miss r.iuma was
urged to go as a relief from the pressing
hospital work which was slowly killing
her. rhe at la-t conseniea. ana wa
soon in the whirl of the merrv dancer.
The kind lady with whom Mis huitna
lodged did not awake until the sun
was an hour high next day. She had
not heard Miss Emma enter, but no
dream of harm entered her mind. She
determined not to disturb the poor lady.
but to let her sleep on, for did not her
faithful service entitle her to rest?
There were excited crowds upon the
street. Orderlies on horseback uasneu
to and fro. The roar of Sherman s ar
tillery was becoming more and more
terrific. There wa something In the air
hich announced that a crisis was im
minent.
But still the lady slept.
The hour was growing late, and the
excitement of the jieople outside wa in-
Creasing.
A knock at Miss Kmma sdoor brought
no answer. hen me door was uursi
open a singular sight was presented.
Heclining upon tne soia, .miss r.imiia
laid a if in peaceful sleep. She wa
dressed in while, with a yellow belt
around her wait, and a blue cape thrown
carelessly aero her ehoulder. Upon
the finger of one hand was an elegant
diamond ring. The other arm. snowy
in Ms whiteness, was thrown above her
hea Mie presented a beautiful picture.
She did not move upon the entrance of
her friend.
To the touch she was cold.
If she breathed at all. it was bo quietly
. more.
that death could not
if
Reclining vnon the ofa Mi Kmma laid
a if in peaceful tleep,
Tbejr !!
Not Understand
the
Clergyman Good morning, good
morning, Mr. Biggs! How bright and
smiling you look this morning! Tilings
have been going well with you, I judge
Prosperous Parishioner Yes. Mr. Sur
plice, I do feel well contented. I have
ever since yesterday morning. It was
the sermon, I think, that did me good.
I Clergyman Ah. Mr. Biggs. I
am indeed gratified to hear it. 1 am
do a little
I was chatting witu the captain of an
Allan liner at sea a couple of years ago
when there approached a deputation of
north of Ireland emigrants. They came
to complain ot an "extraordinary mess"
which ihat day had been served in the
steerage for dinner. The spokesman
was a'voluble person, who interlarded
the narrative of his grievance with easy
familiar allusions to the powers and ter
rors of the board of trade when these
were exercised in the cause of the "poor
emigrant."
"Brine up the dish," said the captain
to the steerage steward.
A large kit of boiled leg of mutton,
with caper sauce, still hot aud appetiz
ing, was produced.
-What's the matter with this?" asked
the commander.
"Shurc. need ye ask?" replied the
head of the deputation, pointing, with
an expression of horror, to the little
green berries in the succulent sauce.
"Doyethiuk emigrant passengers are
hathens and baste that ye should give
us mution stewed with sour pase?"
It took some time to explain to the
deputation that sour peas really formed
a much-esteemed complement of boiled
lea- of mutton; but the spokesman.
I though evideutly conscious that he and
The cape was lifted, when a horrible
wound iu the breast was disclosed. It
..ppearcd as if a whole load of bird shot
had been lodged in her bosom.
Poor Emma was dead murdered!
But by whom?
The window overlooking the garden
was raised. The footprints of several
! men were visible, and the box upon ,
which they stood in order to reach the j
window was still in place. It was evi- j
dent that after the poor girl had met her
death her body was quietly carried back, !
passed through the window and the re- i
main arranged upon the sofa with an
eve to every detail which might have an
effect. Not an article of jewelry was
missing. Everything was in place.
But Sherman's men were entering the
city. The gallant confederates were re
treating. Confusion reigned supreme.
In the general stampede which followed
lesser sensations were forgotten. When
at last the smoke of battle had cleared
away and people returned to rebuild
their fortunes the fate of the murdered
woman was recalled and three theories
were maintained.
One was that during the ball a shrap
nel shell had penetrated the retreat,
and, exploding, killed Miss Emma. The
second was that on her way home she
had been outraged and murdered by her
escort. The third was that she was a
federal spy; that she was tasked with her
identity, and that she had all along been
furnishing Sherman with important in
formation. Enraged by her treachery
the men sentenced her to death and exe
cuted the sentence. Her body was then
hurriedlv returned to the room from
which she had emerged the evening be
fore joyous and beautiful.
But it was too lute to investigate.
After awhile the whole matter was for-
cotten. and even now her grave in Oak
land is unknown.
really gratified. 1 try to do a
KEh E SyT I ZZ't bis friend, bad incontinently come to
Several year ago I was employed a
train dispatcher on a southwestern
American railroad. A usual there
were three of us in the office. I had
hat is called the "second trick," my
hours of duly being from 4 p. m. to 12
p. nu Hie mini man. i-uariie nurns,
. t i t . . t i
who came on at mitinigm ami women
till 8 a. m., was a particular friend of
mine. He was a young man of high
character, a line dispatcher, and Ttiry
popular: and when, during tho burning
day of July, it became known among
the men that he wa coiiltned to his
room bv a severe attack of malignant
fever, many were the expression of re-
irret and of hope for hi speedy recovery.
" ...... .i. .i ..!.... i:...
l'Ullllg 1IIU trying uujl ul vunurar
iUne 1 spent all the time I could
spare by hi side, but on account of his
absence irom lite omee it was neceasary
for the remaining two of u to "double
up" that I. work twelve hours each.
my watch being from 8 p. in. to 8 a. m
I came on duty one evening feelin;
very bad. The weather was so warm J
could not sleep well Iu the daytime; be
sides. 1 had spent a considerable part
of the dav with Charlie, whose illness
had now reached a critical stage, and
seemed to show little prostiect of im
provement.
Hence, as you may Imagine, I was
not at all pleased to find that 1 was
likely to have a busy night of It A
wreck on the road during the day had
thrown all the regular trains off time.
aud besides tho usual number of sjiecia
freight there wa a 8eclal passenger
train to leave L.tnwood. the eastern
terminus of our division, at 11 p. in.
with a large party of excursionist re
turning from a pienio. For several
hour 1 hnd my hands full. I here was
a ecial train of live stock bound east
wnici) had to be kept moving, but was
beinir delat ed bv hot journals: never
theless. I IioixhI to get them into Lin
wood before the excursion train started
west.
As usually happens In such cases, the
excursion train did not get ready to
leave on time, ami it wa 11:40 p. tn.
when they reported for order at Lin
wood, l'fixed up their order, got the
lepoit ol their departure from Liuwood
at 11:45. and entered it on the train
sheet. Then, haviug for the first time
that night a few minutes'' breathing
time, 1 rose Irom the table and went
over and seated myself by the window,
where it wa cooler than under the
healed ga-j't over the table. 1 was
nione in the office, and n I sat there
enjoying the cool breee.t which came iu
through the open winnow a neignoor
ing church clock rang out the hour ot
12. If rout lotce ol habit 1 glanced ai
the door, almost exM-ciing to bear
Charlie's light footstep on the stair and
see the door open to admit him as of
old.
"Poor fellow," I thought, "it will be
a long time b fore he enter that door
sgaiit. if he ever does." Just at the
last stroke of 12. and while my eye
were still tised on the door, it opened
and Charlie Burn entered. My aston
ishment may be imagined better than 1
can descrilnt it- Mv first thought M
that in the delirium of fever he had
ccaMd from hi nurse and made his
way to i he olliee, but when l leu uim a
few hour belore 1 could not nave oe
lieved that he had strength to get out of
bed. 1 sat and watched hiin in apeech
!! surprise, which wu increased by
Ins strange manner.
In-b ad ot hi utual hearty greeting
he took no notice of me at all, but
wniked directly to the table and sat
down. Placing hi hand upon the key
be began calling "Q." which was the
signal t r Elm Grove, the first station,
six mile west of Liliwood. "I. I. Q,"
came the testone. "Put out signal
for 8e ial pawenger west aud copy."
"Bo," "Ho," "Ds." rang out the souud
er with Charlie' nimble finger upon
the key. "Bo" was the cab for lu we
ll ole, ilie second slaiion from Linwood,
eight miles west of Elm Grove. "L L
Uo," came back the answer.
"I siH cial east coming? Ds."
Then, as I sat bv the window as one
O.iralvzed. the awful truth flashed
across ntv mtno. 1 nan ovoriooKeu mw
stock train, thundering eastward twenty
nffles an hour, and mado no provision
for its meeting the excursion train. My
blood seemed turned to ice as 1 heard
the reply:
"They are at the switch. Ro."
Another minute and it would have
been too late.
Still apparently oblivion of my pres
ence, Charlie reached for the order-book
with his left hand, while his risrht con
tinued to manipulate the key. and 1
heard the Rounder click:
Out signal and copy Ds.
Order No. 734.
To C. and I Eng. 34 Ito.
C. and E. Eng. ID O.
Special east eng. 34 will take siding
and meet sitecial west eng. at Rosedale.
12 J. W. M.
Quick a a flash came back the re
sponse from each station, and in less
time than it takes me to write it the
order had been repeated and signed by
tho conductor and engineer of eah
train, while Chariie copied it into tho
order-book and returned his "O. K."
Then, a I realised that I wa saved
and a great disaster averted, the revul
sion of feeling wa too much for my
overstrained nerves, and 1 lost con
sciousness. An hour after 1 was awakened by a
familiar voice, and looked up to find
Frank Dwycr. one of our conductors,
who had volunteered to watch that
night with Charlie, standing over me.
"Wake up, old man." said he, "1 have
bad news for ou. Charlie died just as
the clock was'striking 12."
I roused myself aud went to the
table. There on the order-book was the
order just a I had heard it clicked out
by tho sounder, and "tto was caning
me to reiKirt the two trains safely by.
Had I been dreaming and sent the order
in my sleep, or had my friend redeemed
hi promise?
The writing in the onicr-booK was id
his hand, and 1 have never been able to
account for it Detroit Free fress.
TIIR SAHOASM OF NAMES.
Appro-
JCxnmptea or Anrllilna-prlatena.
but
What funny name tteople give to
their children, anyhow, write Bob Bur
dette. Not the hfgh-suuuding, or fanci
ful, or romantic names: they do well
enough, although they do harmonize ill
1th red balr and freckles sometimes.
But real good, sensible name, even
family names, I mean. Now, one of
the boys with whom 1 went to school
was named Newton, lsaao Newton. His
Ideas of heaven and mathematics were
equally well founded. 1 shall never
forget his amazement when the teacner
assured him that two and two made
four. He stuck out for seven for a long
time, and at length agreed to leave it
to the class, aud when we unanimously
decided In favor of four he said it was
the beatin'est thing ever happened to
him. 1 he day he learned that an apple
loosed from the tree, would fall down
instead of up, he sat without shaking
a word all day. dumb under the over
powering burden of this revelation that
fell upon him like the world-renowued
olap of thunder out of a clear sky. And
one day. overhearing the teacher He
ctare that the sun was more than twice
a large a the earth he gathered up his
book and said he couldn't stand any
more of this nonsense. He never came
back to school. He got a place as clerk
in a coal-yard, where his Immovable
faith In the doctrine that two and two
make seven, and the attraction of gravi
tation makes thing fall up, so that the
lighter anything weighs the heavier It
is, paved hi way (9 a partnership and
great wealth. He kept on knowing
less and less every day, until now he i
a most eminently resectable citiwn.
Then there wa young Solomon Wise
man. He stood at the foot of the same
class five years; that was the lowest
class In school. He never got out of it.
Said t' teacher: "Can hull live on the
land. Wiseman?" And Solomon thought
a moment and said: "Yes'm." Then
she said no. and explained whv they
cotildu't, and then asked. "Could they
live in the air?" and he said, cheerfully.
Yes'm." But she "aid no. and explain
ed wh-, and then asked. 'But they could
live iu the water, couldii t they? And
conli lentlv.
y could, and this
discouraged him. He never came so
uear atiswerlng a qiie-tiou correct ij
again. Ho staid in school live year,
during which tune he drove two teacher
to suicide. 11" i a rich man now and
a member of a local board of civil-scr-Viee
reform. When he left school ho
got a place down at tho gas works, and
his un! ailing capacity for making every
thing mean exactly what it didn't say
led to the invention of the gtis-iueter,
and so he sued on to fortune.
Why, do you know, 1 could give a
dozen instances of these misnomer.
There w a Jetry Blackhart, not Jere
miah, but Jeroboam. lie. was a hail
breed lndiau, sou of tdd Col. Biackharl,
a miserable old thief of an lndiau
GARDEN CITY GANG PLOWS
Tho only Ganr that will clear itself in weedy ground.
I lolffht of Beam, a ft. Height of wheels, 3 ft 8 la. Wheels 4 ft. apart. Size of Beam, V In
P1UCES GKEATIjY keduced.
Chicago Walking and Riding Vineyard Cultivator combined. Prices also reduced
. GARDEN CITY PLOWS,
HARROWS,
CULTIVATORS.
Look out for tlio Now No. 3 McCorinick Mower,
211 KATLY IMPROYKI) FOR 1H87.
Llhteet, almpleet, nioet durable, and the lateet Improved Mower In the market.
TllUMAN, 1S1IAM & 1I00KE11,
Xos. 421 - 427 Market Street, - - San Francisco, Cal.
Joshua Ilcndy Machine Works,
" . 1 -' '.. . -. - .... .
yotinz Wisemau aid. very cot
"Nome." ishe aaid they could.
!coroajiTeD PKTa ma, issi
:-MANUFACTURERS OF NEW, :
AND DEALERS IN SECOND HAND MACHINERY,
Hydremia Mining, Qaarta and Raw-Milt Machinery,
'Automat le Or Feedrra, Triumph Conemtrntora, Hydraulic Oraet Klevatora,
HVDKAl LIC tilANTH,
Aa-rnU far thm Rata of "Cummer" Automatic KnginM, Vortrr
Manufacturing Co'a tCna-tnva and Ilallera, Itrnkcr" Rotary lrura Hlowrra,
" Wllbrahain" Itotary I'loton Tumpa, Iluflalo lluplrg Hiram Iump, P. Hlatadrll m l
Marhlnbifaf Toola,
NOS.3! TO.:l FREMONT ST1SEET,
HAN FUANCIHOO.
CALIFORNIA.
WILLOW CAMP, BOLINAS.
J.
OA R LOADS
2
trader, who called thin boy Jeroltontn to
apile the chaplain of I lie tiot. That boy
junl loved hia worllile old fatiier, and
be wouldu't have his name changed for
anything, though everybody shortened
it to Jerry. But he was the whitent boy
In Uiat Keiiool. Ho never lied a word
or an ex predion that he couldn't have
used in Sund:ty-aehool. lie wn the aoul
of honor, and waa relijrioin clear
through. Ho jrot up a noon praycr
nieetiuir in school ami it led to a reviv
al, and he i'a a missionary to-day work
ing among hia brethren in the Far We-U
And there waa Nick lKjolitih-; he
the busiest boy in school, lb? read uy
firelight until he was bald at 17. studied
himself into brain-fever at IS; then he
became a civil engineer; lat l out rail
road faster than theUotild family could
gobb e them up. ami every time lie
unusually buy ho discharge two or
three clerks because, he ant. I hey get
in his way and retard hi work. Fact is.
you can't tell much about a boy by hi
name, except in the old-time Sunday
aehool book, where the good Imjvs are
always named John and Charted and
the bad ones are called Bob and Hi It
Italy has twenty-one universities
one more than Germany, 'llicy are
divided into two classes, those wnich
receive state suonort and those which
do not. The iirst clasa include Turin.
Genoa. Pavia, Tadua, Pisa, Itologna,
Home. Naples. Palermo and Mussina.
Naples has the largest number of
ntudeuU (3.9)l). while the smallest
number (thirty-nine) is found at Fer
rara. which was mice for Italy what
Weimar was to Germany, the seat of
the createst minds of the ago, and
whirh. therefore, desneratelr clings to
tho nrivileire of being a univ-rsitv town.
Turin has Home l.if'X), llologua
1.160 students. All the others ex-ept-
iur Pavia have fewer than 1.1XW.
Futile effort have been repeatedly made
to reduce this uselessly largo number of
high schools. Theology is not taught
at any Italian university, but lectures
nn ehureh historv are inelittleU some
time iu tho philosophic course.
A sleepi tie-car porters' association
has becu lorined in Su Louis. Nothing
l.u tlimi !i iiihii's enure baTirai'O will
K-T nrf ItstMii". limxl HMte, ami the
i.rti.l. t .'I mil- llrarh la the W'-rWI. For
the fit' tint. nif" i-sit tmw oMnl i aifmn
rm(Ktii t thf XKW linTM. lnt ois-iieil at
W Hot Hint, on Kakot Itesi h. Hollnas.
A lrv Jt ttr Hnowtc, No. 2 I'aroline I'lsre.
SS .it Irsiiriarn. until Miit 1"; alter that llolluaa.
jL'AfinC i1AI'ER tfo..
kin fin-rum h St.. S. F.
News, l!ok ami Writing Tapers,
t. l tt.TSti'l Hill lll. "ovr Vapers.
Mnniila. Mn ami Wr-'lii !'),
rl stork. rl r I'hk". T ine. Ar.
Convspondeiit Wanted !
liv a prominent firm In Ssn Fratielseo. Afl'li
rant noil !.- some timltn-sra.arlty atel
,!.. to .1. KM hoOI- ilsllV .l Olll-olHllMII
l.Mn... liklltlSt.
Sail r raor bw-o, al.
S. Foster & Co.,
GliQCEKS
trtmt
.. in Mr-tins -Miit fott Or- r at
ivf ; it m IH nrt r ln hnri'l: n1 t -" til
Kinntffi Ur hjhii! jrinil tf yiu wih to jror
t; to ttt-b tmneittfi trvr oll"rrl any wbHr: Ii
fr fll vtififp -hirfeMi twr. AfMrt-! HMITH'H
I A-H MOKr, Milan.! IIHIarMiwt.li.1.,
11 Ak fur full lit; rKr K.
T1W0LL t BEE1IE,
Seeds, Trees and Plants,
410 A 41 Kanaouae HU, hmm Fraactem.
Catalogue for I?, free an application.
J?. MTcnicke,
r "
crtlia
nESICXERff ENGRAVE
On Wood
320-22 BATTERY STREET, S. F.
J-Viiilize I Fertilize
R
rla
h toe It of
Carry a rIlet and first
I'KIH'ERIKS B I'ROVISWXS.
tluarantee atisfactitn in jirice and quality
HolMs. Mills. lUnches
ami sll rlae of trade snndietl.
Large er mall orders faithfully attended to.
A cents for Hell's tilrl Keaaonliia for
M, at, -aoe. t'telt anil I'oullrjr. in tutu eoui
hhiwtion. only the Hear leaves ,! aweet
It. rl'S ai.-l t hoi. e . l.rte.l rpirrs. ami on areotint
of Ms purltT. ! is rei'ilONl than of any otb-f
l.rsml of lierl. A tal.lepoonful is uullv
,-n. .null to !! the ilresMiic lor an S pouml
Turkey. For Mest. oatiie. rion. t-oi.nrj. .- -loiied"
tlvrter. Houi. t.ravies. Ac.. II In a trery
il. nirst.l-. roinlinieiit. and lias already oniaiuea
it enviable reputation.
26 & 28 California St.,
SAX FRANCISCO.
Five minutes walV from foot of Market St.
Nitrogenous Superphosphate
I'xivcasiTT or California. Not. 3, lits.
Ir. J. Kofbio.- Iiear ir: f have analy-i your
Mniple ot itroffnoaa Superphosphate, m ith
the lojhiaitiK rexiiit:
iutle t-lHwptiorir Arid li'.l per rt.
Kevernl fhoi.pht.ric Acid . .i
liinoluhie flnuplMiric AciJ . . 2 SI "
I'ot.nh 'Lii
Araiuouia I.K
.Nur.e And .. 2 "
The above amount of ltrte Acid U eiual to
o. per eenu of AnuMmwi t-hereior. total of
Nitrogen alriiiau-i Aanmotiia. I ll per put.
'litis I tltTllJZKK m a nluablc Haaara
for Viur-yarua. tinharl, tiardeus. tr i: and
1 rt-eointuend m UM, by toe cultivator of Uie
oil iretit rally In Calilorula.
Vuura uui, Ua. K. A. 6CHNEI1ER.
t'stv. or CauruaxiA.Coi.uioB or AGatcrirraa.
Berkeley, Nov. Ju, r.
l'r. J. KoKBto. Iear Sir: 1 tak pleasure in
additiK m tentimouy to that of lir. S. hneider aa
I . the high qua ty of the itrna;rnoaa Super
thwphate rertilixer. analyxel oy Irnu at your
rttieel. it is a high-Brad article, and as lurk
returns the uer a i tier money value than a low
Itr.ue fertili-r. It 1 enpecially well adapted
to ue iu C aliXornia. on aaitit of the predenni-
uum In it ol l'ixjphort Acid, a Im ii is geu
t rally in small supply iu our soils. Yet it ia de
sirable that "complete" fertilizer be used ia
our orchard and vineyards, and roar la ot
that character, in furuuhiiig Potash aud N
troKen aa well. -Very
respectfully. E. W. IIlLCiARD.
Oysters;,
Clams
Ovster. different
braiuls, per esse of i do.
t: lni, per caso oi ow
Clam. :n. per case, fs.45.
Fli-h of all kinds: we can
Kuarnntre prirc, qnr.lily and
weight, equal to the beat.
Send for Urt.
The value of this ertilier ronsista In tbe
larite penentste it rontaius of l'htspboric
Acid tbe ihiei element of all plant food in
.otntinatiou with the necessary uuantitlea of
potaah aud aumovtius. and the ease and cheap
uess llh whivb it can b applied.
hrrvafu-r Ix; ivtrttivml
Uaven .cu s. ,
u.t n i
11H
say that 1 weut into the city yesterday
to hear Phillips Brooks. A wonderful
preacher, Mr. Surpli, a wonderful
preacher. Eeally, 1 have been quite a
different man since 1 heard him speak.
-rmerviit Journal
cut a square caper ol their own, re
tired with dignity from the conflict.
A caper ye call it," he said; be
jabers. captain, ye can kape it for the
saloon. We'll have our mutton clane
ia the future." London Aews.
The fashionable young woman with
inHitroatinn within and a bloodless skin
without represents the pale of swell so
ciety. Washington Critic
Another larere ostrich farm is to be
established in California, this time
Coroa&do beach, San Diego county.
HILLER'SO
C COUGH CURE
CureConlis, oliKCroup, llroncliitK I'ncu
iiioiiIm, flc. S,-iiil SI, for trial l.ttle prrpnid.
or ask your Uruiriil-t for it.
lilt. I KK lIKt'ti Ct 311 tirant Avr,S.F
ivitzel & liakcr,
And Wliolesalc l'mvision lKalt'i-s,
Jams
Bacon
Hams
Jsm. per e of 2 do.
ti7., .l.i and -!.Sia.
Jellies, 2.W. f.1.25 and 3.9C
IKT cac, ail line Roods.
In Canned or Pried Frnlta oi
all klniis t Ink lead, ir.
quality, varit-ty and prii-a.
Send for full I.lst.
TtaeoTi i. liii:lor: Common
6 to 7 e s.: H y fat T', to S;
tioiwl Kmn Iv lllill: F.xtr;
Light Rreaklat 11 to 11; Shoul
ders 6 to
Hnms: California to 12'
Fastern. extra fine, 13 to 16.
tonality linexeellel all usrar
ritrrd. ( aumnl Miiata a oar
gain.
In ordinary soils the following quantities will
be found sufficient:
For VI beat. Barley, Corn aud Oats. 3M) to S50
pounds per acre.
For rass. Sugar beets and Vegetables, 250 to 300
pounds per acre.
For V tnet,, t ruit-Trces. J j pound to 1 ptrtmd each.
For Flower tiarilens, Ijians. House Plants, etc.,
a 1 ik lit top dressing, applied at any time, will
be louud very beneficial.
F'or sale in lots to suit, on t oard ears at So
brante (station ol tbe C. P. K. K.. M miles north
of san Francisco), at . W t-r ton, by tbe Mex
ican Phosphate and r-ulpnur to.
av H. M. KV1IALL. Jt t X, A tents,
3Qt-311 Hanaotne Mreet,
SSB 1
Orijfin of n Ootiiiti tit Expresalon.
The funny man of the Texas Sifting
perpetrates the following:
Wilson u&rreu icaueu out. aiier tue
earthquake scene in Olaudian') What
do you there, catiQ? Surrender that
boquet, or by all the gods
Stage carpenter No, you don't
cully; 1 got up that earthquake, and this
call is for m."
This stage carpenter met with more
appreciation than did the bad play
wright. John Dennis, to whom the
language is indebted for a piquant ex
pression. Dennis invented for his play,
Appius and Virgiuia," a new variety
of stage thunder which has been used
ever since. Hearing it used in Mac
beth" after the failure of his own drama
be arose indignantly from his seat in
the pit and exclaimed: They will not
let my play run; and yet they steal my
thunder." ISutf'alo Courier.
Butter, Cheese, Eggs, Poultry and Honey
r Don't le deceived, but save money bv end
iuK to the t.rcatest llartcaiu ttor Iu tho W orld .
Full rrico List FRBF.. Address
Smith's Cask Stork.
115 & 11" Clay St., San Francisco.
SAVK MONEY
While In San F'raticiaeo by STorriso at the
New Ilamniam Jiatfis,
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Tin. attained a standard of cxocllenoo which
admit of uo mporior.
Itoootain eri'ry linprovementthatlnveuliTS
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address,
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