-. ' ?"N.i 1 rB.v k " jr I Abraham S. Hewitt. Abram 8. Hewitt, the recently elected Mayor of New York, was born In the town of Haverstraw, on the Hudson River, on the 81st of July, 1823. lie en tered Columbia College at the age of sis teen, having obtained a scholarship by competition, and was graduated in the class of 1542. . lie was a tutor in math ematics for a time in the college, and studied law. lie became a private tutor in the family of Peter Cooper, and trav eled abroad with the son of that well known philanthropist, and subsequently married his daughter. He was admitted to the bar in 185, but give up the prac tice of law, on accouut of trouble with his eyes, and went into business with his father-in-law. He was associated with him In the manufacture of glue, and also in the iron business. In connection with his brother-in-law, Mr. Edward Cooper, he established extensive iron and steel works in New Jersey and Penn sylvania, and for many years "was active ly engaged in business. In he went to England to learn the process of mak ing gunbarrel iron, and in ls7 he was a Commissioner to the Taris Exposition. In 1S69 he was actively engaged with Mr. Peter Cooper in organizing the Cooper Union f or the Advancement of Science and Art, and has ever since been interested in the promotion of its educa tional work. He first entered politics as member of the Tammany Society, and was at one time chairman of the Demo cratic National Committee. He was tirst elected to Congress in UT4, and was re elected in 187S. He strongly espoused the cause of Mr. Tilden in the latter year, and took a prominent part in the electoral controversy which followed the national election. Not agreeing with Mr. John Kelly, the Tammany leader, he left that organization, and was associated for a time with that known as Irving Hall. Subsequently he took part in the organization of the County Democracy. He was not elected to the Forty-sixth Congress, but in 1SS0 became a candidate again, and has served continuously ever since, having the supjmrl of both tbe Democratic factions in his district. His nomination for Mayor came to him un expectedly from the" Tammany Conven tion, and" was ratified by the Count t Democracy, with the allesretl understand ing on his'part that he should be under no pledges to either organization, and that the remainder of the ticket should be satisfactory to him. Just before his nomination he had expressed his consent to be a candidate for Congress again, notwithstanding his anxiety to retire on account of the state of his health. Deceptive Art. The old Greek lejyii'l of Zeux-is and Parrhasius, the artist fooled by art it self, was re-enacted ti few davs"aro in San Francis-o. Ou the south side of Clay street, over tlie Savings Hank, is a suite of rooms well adapted for artists' use. Some vears ago they were occu yied by Rodriguez and some fellow painters, who covered the walls in their leisure hours with every device of the idle brush, making the helpless plaster bear the work of their wild fancies. Young Barkhaus. the promising young artist, who died recently in Munich, waa often there and contributed his quota to the designs. One dav he amued himself by painting on the wall in one corner of the room near the baseboard, a bole in the plastering, as though some ill-natured fellow had Tented his spite against the world by kicking a hole in the wall. The picture was capitally done; there waa an usly ragged hole in the plaster ing with huge gaping cra-ks radiating the corners, here and there round the edges of the hole a bit of gray mortar, where the "hard finish" had scaled off. and in the middle of all the bare laths, with bits of plaster between them. Time wore on and Rodriguez left the rooms; another tenant came in and wanted the place cleaned up and put in order before occupation. Orders were given to repair the walls and kalsomine them. The artist of the kalsomine brush repaired thither with his men, armed with bucket of plaster to till the numerous nail holes and scars in the walls. His atteution was at once direct ed to tbe big hole near the baseboard, and he himself started to repair it. He kneeled down before it, dipped his brash in water to wet the laths before putting on the new plaster, and laid it gently on the supposed board and then 'for tbe tirst time realized that he was taken in. Tbe artist in oil had de ceived his fellow of the kalsomine brush completely. 1 will spare his blushes by not giving his name, for he owned up like a man and confessed he was "sold." It is needless to say the "hole" was not kal omined but remains to take in some future plasterer. Overland Monthly. Harmony Restored. Mrs. Simperton, a reoently-ma.ried New York lady, rebuked her maid for slowness. "You are the most trifling servant girl I ever had. Are you never foing to get through with your work? 'ou can go on the first. I have no more use for you. Yon have not got one redeeming quality." "No wonder I never get through with my work," replied the shrewd menial. "You sing and play at the piano so beautifully, and 1 have to stop my work to listen to you. I can't help loving good mu sic" "I was only joking about your leaving. If you keep on being such a food girl f 11 get you a new dress the rst of the month." Texas Sifting. Women In I'olltloa. "Do yon know anything about poli tics?" asked an up-town lady of a city official, according to the Buffalo Courier. "Yes," he replied; ' I pride myself that I take a healthy interest in politics. Why do you askf "O," said she delightedly, "do you know , who was nomi nated the other day?" The official re plied that he knew him very well, al though they belonged to different parties. "I think he will surely be elected," said the lady, "for he is one of the nicest men I ever met. He and his wife called at our house a few nights ago, and he is a perfectly lovely euchre player." 1 THE STOltY OP A CAItPET. A lady gives the following account of her experience with a negro man whom she had engaged to take up and clean a carnot, and put It down again: He had told me that he would be on hand "bright an' ah-lv," and even hint ed at the possibility of his comiug by daylight "If you are here by half-past seven, it will do." 1 said. Ha'-pas seben, lady! Pat am nion s'tous late fo' a man to begin a day's wuk. l'ne mo' likely to be rouu' by ha'-pas' six, lady." Half-past seven came and went the next day, and no Jerry. Eight o'clock, and no Jerry. At halt-past eight he came leisurely sauntering into the yard. "How is this. JerryP" 1 asked. "You said you would surely be here by half past seven." "So I did. lady, so I did; an' howl happened to ober-aloep myse'f dis mawnin' Is de tnos' 'niazin' circutn staueea Mos' giu'rallv I'se up fo' dar. Hut I'll hab dat kyarpet tip an' oul'u de back ya'd less' n no tune." "It's so late, you'll have to hurry If you get it all done to-day." "Slio, lady! Hit's jess play fo me to take up a kyarpet like dat, clean hit an' put bit down in free hours." A little after nine I went into the room. Jerry had the tacks out on three sides of the carpet, and was lying flat on his back staring up at the ceiling. "l'cla, lady," he said, "dat's de put tiest wuk on dat ceilin' I eber saw!" I'se tryin' an' try in' to make out if lilt am reely painted on dar, or if hit am only papered on." 'You'd better let the ceiling alone and get this carpet out on the line right away." I said sharply. "Don' yo' min' bout dis kyarpet, lady. Hit'll be out o' hvar in free shakes ob a dead .sheep's tail," he said. At ten o'clock I again went into the room. Jerry had folded the carpet up in the middle of the room and was sit ting on it. "Takin' up kyarpets is kind o waxin' wuk," he said. "1 mos' alius has some one to help meu" "Yon don't need any help in clean ing a small carfiet like this." 1 said. "La. no. lady! I could clean dis kyarpet wid one hand tied behind me." It was eleven o'clock when Jerry got the carpet ou the line. Ten minute later he had disappeared. My little boy found him two blocks away, in a perfect ecstasy over a band-organ and a monkey. "1 'cl.ir, ma'am, dat am de smartest monkey! Hit do beat all! Wuuner if hit makes much money?" he said, when he cauie back. He gave the carpet a few listless strokes with an old broom-uamlle and tbeu laid himself down on the grass clean tired out." Ten minutes later I found him initiat ing my little boy into tbe mysteries of Muiuble-the-peg." Jerry," 1 said, pointing majestically to the eat pet. "Yes. lady, hit's all cleaned. I'll pot hitdowu in ten minutes." lt is not half cleaned." 1 said. '"You have not beaten one-tenth of the dust out of it." Atl right, lady, all right." he said ruinously. 'Hit s yo' kyarpet, an' I ckon yo' can stau de loss if I beats om rec hit to rags. I'se se pounded dat kvarpet lady, but hit's jor kyar- all hit'll stan' pet. Hut why write more? At five o'clock that carpet was still ou the line and Jerry was leaning over the back fence watching two boys playing at marbles in the alley. At six o'clock he dragged tbe c:irwt into the house and wanted his pay for that day. saying that be would sret a man to "help him and "git dat kyaqiet down quicker' u wink the next day." I paid him for half a day's work, bade him good-bv forever and put tne carpet down myself the next day. The louth't t'otHpanwt. linVLINO IN THE EARTH. An Kleetrle Pit In Georgia That Contain a Cira for Rheumatism. A wonderful ele. trie pit, recently dis coverer uiree miles irom Stharon, tia., is effeting hundreds of cures from rheumatism. A farmer named Hillman was prospecting for fold. In a little bend of Harden's Creek, where the bank rises abruptly, Mr. Hillman ob served some strange discoloration of the soil. Ha began digging, and finally desisted when he could discover no metallic dejvosit. A negro who was aiding Hillman had long been afflicted with rheumatism. He noticed that whenever he handled the ookv clav in the pit that the muscles of his bands relaxed, permuting him to use them with all natural ease. When Hillman abandoned the pit disappointed in his search for gold his employe left it sur prised at his freedom from the rheuma tism of years. The story soon spread, and people be gan making visits to the strange spot. Rheumatics resorted thereto, and began to confirm the experience of Hillmau's servant. Mr. J. P. Moore, a well-to-do farmer, who for years had been unable to use his hands, niter burying them twice in the soft mud of the pit found them fully restored to usefulness. A well-known white lady from Warren county, who was badly drawn up, visit ed the pit and walked away, declaring herseit urcd. Charles Callaway, color ed, who for ten years walked ou Clutches, after one visit to the spot left his crutches behiud him and walked home. The most wonderful cure related is that of a colored house-servant of lien. Heard. This woman waa a perfect wreck from rheumatism. A year ago she went to bed. and since has had to be waited Uoii like a child. Wheu the virtues of the pit were first mooted her friends concluded to try it. Tbe woman was carried on her bed to the spot, where she was rubbed over with the mud twice, Tiie result was that the woman who had thus been curried to the spot took up her bed and walked home. The sput is in a dense thicket, ren dered almost impenetrable by a laurel growth. Hundreds of people are resort ing thither as a matter of curiosity. The water flows in sutlicientlv to keep the clay in a waxy condition, iiy apply ing this clay to the parts afflicted it wields scitne kiud of influence which offers r iief. A S.igacious Cop. "I'm laying for a negro who just went up that alley across the way to whip his wife," whispered a policeman from his place of concealment behind a show-window to a t'ost man iast night. "Why don't you arrest the man be fore he whips the woman?" asked the reporter. 'The Court would not sustain the case," said the officer as be drew his head back iulo the darkness and again hid himself from view. Washington A CURIOUS STORY. Pompey tho Riophank Amdin the Har der of Old Man Thompaoo'i Daughter. In 18G7 I was attached to a circus, which had a route through Ohio. Indiana, and Kentucky. Among the six elephants In the menagerie was one named Pomjiey, and his mahout or keeper was an old man named Andrew Thompson. He had been In the show business all his life, and for the last fif teen years had been accompanied by his daughter, who was down on the bills as "Mile. JosiePicard. the wonder ful equestrian ue." The old man was a widower, you understand, and I tell you he was one of the kindest and best fathers to Josie, which was her right name. She was. at the time I am writ, ing of. about 20 years of age, handsome, vivacious, well educated, and beloved by all. During the winters she attend ed a seminary In the east, and had many friends in good society. Every summer she had a score of would-be lovers following her about, some be longing to the show and some outside of it. but that was the one touchy point with old Thompson. Hn had oeen father and mother and brother and sis ter to that girl, and the idea of any com mon fellow trying to shine around her put his nose out of joint at once. He felt that she waa worthy of the best man in the land, even if she did wear tights and spangles a part of the year. What her ideas on the subject of matrimony were I do not know. She was a born lady in her demeanor, kind hearted, gentle and obedient, and every one of us felt proud of her. In this we were seconded by Pomper. The great beast was such a friend of hers that the father was actually jealous about it. There was never a dar that she did not par him a visit, and she never approached that he did not evince his great pleasure in a dozen ways. One of our tumblers and acrobats that season was a young fellow named Campi. I remember he waa down on the bills as "Mons. Caniri." or "Signor Campi," and 1 think he was an Italian. He was a good-looking, daring young fellow of 23. and we were no sooner on the road than he fell in love with Josie. She, perhaps, accepted it as a matter of course, neither slighting nor encourag ing him, but when old Thompson came to Know about it he called the young fellow aside and said: "See here, Campi. I want to tell you right now that my daughter will never marry in the profession." "Is" she, then, so much superior to all others?" was the sneering iuquirv. "That is not the question. 1 bare my plans in regard to her, and it is useless for you to nurse vour love. He a man of sense and let h stop at friendship." "I love Josie, and I hope to make her my wife." "You never can." "Then it shall not be my fault' This interview had taken place in the fireaenee of Pompey. and it might have asted lou ger but for hiiu. He may not have conceived an aversion for Campi, though elephants have their likes and dislikes at first sight, the same as peo ple, but lite young man's tones were threatening, and Pompey closed the in terview bv rushing at him with a scream. It. was a norrow escape for Campi. The terribie trunk made a vicious sweep at him, and if he had not been an acrobat and had a second's warning it would have been all day with him. He beat a hasty retreat, muttering threats of vengeance, and for a time the affair was ended. He ceased his attentions to Josie, avoiding her as much as possible, and prudence re strained bim from approaching Pompev. The beast was continually on the watch for him. seeming to nurse his wrath, and thus matter weut on for about four weeks. We were showing at Hloomington, Indiana. Half an hour before the eve ning performance opened circumstaucee favored Campi bv giving him an op portunity for a conversation with Josie at the door of the dressing room. He poured out his protestations of love and reverence, vowed that life without her would not be worth living another hour, and besought her to elope with him. She repulsed him with firm tones, and in his passion he drew a knife and stab bed her to the heart and fled. There was an accidental listener to tbe words, and the same person also saw the blow struck. You may believe there was the greatest excitement as the news spread among us. When Thompson was told of it he came and raised the dead body of the girl in his armt. and kissed the fast-paling cheeks. Then he asked for some garment belonging to Campi. and as he received it he returned to Pompey, unchained him. and the two went forth into the night. The body of the girl had not grown cold when all the (acts were given to the police, who scattered in every direction in nopes oi securing the murderer. Hi ed with jealousy and hate. Campi was nan crazy. lie Bed into the country, and only tbe mahout and Pompey look ed for him there. The mahout on a run. and the elephant swiftly lifting his great feet and carrying the tip of his trunk close to the ground, the two push- :u on tnrougb the darkness and present ly Pompey screamed out in anger. He bad got the scent of tbe fleeing man. aud he increased his pace. Half a mile further on he swerved aside, knocked down a couple of rods of board fence, and entered a broad field. Half Way across it was a shade tree a maple wun a mm it a loot t nick, in tne branch es was Campi. He had heard the sounds of pursuit ou the road and had turned aside to seek safety. Safety from a iatner who had bceu rendered child less by his hand, and from an elephant who uaa nursed bis wrath for a month. The great beast flung high his trunk and stripped the branches down, but Campi climbed nigher. Then tbe trunk was curled around the body of the tree. and the Goliath braced himself and tdiook it until no living creature could navo ciung to us top. Campi came n ing down, shrieking with terror aud des pair as he descended, and the next mo ment Pompey had him. He raised him aloft and whipped the body against tree and earth until we who saw it an hour later beheld such a shocking spectacle as men seldom look upon. It was simp ly a oioouy mass, with not one single bone left uu broken. Thompson took the body of his child and left us that night forever, and before the season closed Pompey had become so vicious that he was sent to winter quarters and loauou aown wun chains. Elijah Pelton, of Shohola Glen. N. Y., is said to be the greatest snake charmer on record. He has in a big cagu nearly 200 rattlesnakes and cop perheads and walks among them and handles them witu absolute fearlessness. Ho feeds tbeiu ou crackers and milk. and some of them show a decided af fection for him. A number of Norfolk, Va., merchants have established "a peanut combination-" MISS I NO UN It 3. Fortr-two new Ice factories hare beet started in the south during the past nlna months. Reading, according to the Eagle, la becoming quite a oeuter of tbe canary bird trade. A red-headed negro Is a citizen of Mttrshallville, Qa. There is also one la Franklin, Pa. It cost the gorernment $7,000 to bury the body of Senator Miller, of Califor nia, who died last spring. In Cuba smokers consume on an arerage of from twenty to forty ciga rettes, or from six to twelve cigars a day. The streets and squares of Berlin con tain upwards of forty-five thousand trees, aud the number is constantly in creasing. The whole French Infantry will be provided with new rifles uext spring. The cost of the change will amount to t20.000.000. A wall of brown stone, topped with a bronee fence, keeps stray kine off the t3,&00.00 premises of James C. Flood on Nob ILilL. 'Frisco. During the past three years eighteen switch girls In a telephone office in a Connecticut town have been married to subscribers on the line. Senator Edmunds is put down as only worth f 100,000. notwithstanding bis practice in the supreme court is es timated as worth $60,000 yearly. A hen whose head and mouth are de scribed as being in striking resemblance of a snake's Is classed among the pos sessions of a Pensacola. Fla.. man. Mrs. Cecil Clay is the real name of Boeina Yokes, the aetress, and she claims that her husband's family is di rectly related to the great American commoner, Henry Clay. If the Chinese nation were to pass be fore an observer in single file, the pro cession would never cease, for a new generation would be coming on tbe stage as fast as the procession moved. The White Island volcano, in the Bay of Plenty, off the North Island coast. New Zealand, is in active erupttoo and seuding forth a vast column of flame and smoke, rising to a height of 100 feet A hundred years ago Moet and Chan don thought 6.000 bottles of chain pazne in one year an enormous pro duction. Their successors one only of many firms now bottle about 200.000 dozen. A peculiar custom of the California Indians is the annual "burning." The Indians surround the graves of the dead with clothing and then set fire to it. thinking that in this way it goes to the departed spirits. Dynamite has been used for driving piles in Pesth. A cast-iron plate is put on top of the pile and a chnrge of 17) ounces of dynamite exploded on it. The effect is equal to five blows of a pile en gine having a weight of 14 Vienna cwt and a stroke of 10 feet While working in the rock cut on tbe east side of the river near Leigh. la., the workmen found a buffalo's horn im bedded in the rock thirty feet below the surface. It was in such an excellent state of preservation that tbe rings could be easily counted on it It has been supposed that the name "Columbia" was first used in America in 1775, but Col. Albei t IL llovt has found it in a volume of poems com oed in 1761. mostly by Harvard grad uates, in honor of George HI. and the commemoration of George II. "Stop your work the moment yon feel that it is telling upon you. and take your vacation on your fi?t not on your ba k." Such is the sound sense expressed by the nttc "lounger" in a bit of a paragraph telling of the dis comfiture of some brain workers who overdid the thing. A new prophet has arisen in Hart county. Georgia. He predicts that tbe woral will end in HIH), and has sold all his eari nly possessions with a view to a timely settling up on his own account. He claims to be the spirit of Elijah in carnate, but that notion will hardly Keep him out oi an asylum. Ex-Senaior Chandler's widow is one of the most lavish entertainers in De troit society. The repairs and exten sions made to her beautiful borne and grounds make it now one of the hand somest in that city, but its capacity is frequently taxed to the utmost to ac commodate the many who throng this brilliant woman's court In Cbarlestown. Mass., there is a family, the paternal head of which is connected with the city works, two sons are policemen, one son occupies a posi tion in a reformatory belonging to the city, one is a letter-carrier, two daughters are clerks in the employ of the city, and one daughter, the youngest hopes soon to obtain a position as teacher in a pub lie school. A natural grotto was found in the heart of the glacier of Arolia. in the Erongerthal. in the Valois. by Professor Forel, of Morges (Canton of Vaud), who, with some fellow members of the Swiss Alpine Club, explored the gallery to a distance of 260 metres 273 yards. It was. in some places, 25 metres wide and from 2 to 3 metres in height Further explorations are to be made iu this grotto. An editor out west remarks that he has good reason to believe that news paper men become white mules after death, because the expression of the countenance of a white mule has often reminded him of some deceased brother journalist especially the despondent droop of the lower lip. He also calls attention to the fact'that editors and white mules seldom die and are awful hard to kilL Mme. Patti, according to Fraulein Louisa Lauw, deliberately proposed to the Marquis de Caux; not he to her. One evening while they were sitting chatting alone he innocently mentioned that Paris reported them to "be engaged and he laughed. 'Very well why not? I should be very happy, I am sure," returned Adelina; and, with some pleased confusion, the Marquis ac cepted her hand then and there. Between Fourth and Fifth streets, on Spruce street Philadelphia, Pa., work men recently came upon an ancieut re miniscence in the shape of a cemetery that antedates local historical records and is not accounted for by the oldest inhabitant The laborers first struck a stone wall several feet below the surface of the street, which was regularly and substantially built and had resisted the ravages of time, and close by found a vault in which were human skulls and bones and the remnants of decayed and broken colli ns. In Talbot county, Georgia, more than thirty years ago, two boys who had from childhood been warm friends en tered into an agreement br which one of them guaranteed to tbe other a piece j vi inuu lur tne use oi nunseil ana wife for life, tbe annual rent being fixed at 6 cents per annum. Tbe place has been improved by a comfortable dwelling and outbuildings, and the two aged people have the assurance of a home in which to spend tbe evening of their days, while the one who owned tbe land sleeps in death. James Russell Lowell says the Prince of Wales "Is Immensely fat, nud his la bors, such as they are, are chiefly physi cal. He delivers very good speeches, but I think there's no doubt they are written for him. They are written by a man who used to get up the addresses delivered by the late Duke of Albany Prince Leopold. 1 remember reading one of these and thinking, 'Well, this is really good!' Hut it turned out not to be Leopold's goodness. There was a good deal of voluntary make-believe in the popular attitude toward Leopold. He was always spoken of in the news papers as a sort of paragon a Mar ccllin. Hut when he died and the Queen ordered mourning for a year, I SK)kn to some one who knew him well about the universal regret thai seemed to be felt, and he laughed and said: 'He was the greatest cad I ever knew in my life!' " I I mmmm. a CLAIHOYANCE. "I was practicing law in a small country town in this State a number ol jears ago," said Gen. Lew Wallace to a reporter for the Indianapolis Sentinel, "and was at work upon the 'Fair God during odd moments. I had never paid any attention to clairvoyance and that sort of thing, and scoffed at all who be. lieved that man may have knowledge of what pertains to the other world. There was a tailor living in the town who was exceedingly siiiH-rstitious. He bad fre quently invited me to witness some of his manifestations, but I had always re fused. One night as I was walking to ward home, afier having been engaged In some work at my office. 1 saw a light in the tailor's hop-window, aud some thing prompted me to sto. My friend and a boy apprentice were at work when I entered. The tailor gave me a chair, and we begin la. king over mes meric influence and kindred matters. After awhile he asked me if 1 would care to hear some rapping. I told him to suggest something else, as anybody could make lappings. .He then sug gested clairvoyance, and I told bim to go ahead. Now, at this point it is necessary to say that for the following dav I bad made a business engagement with a farmer who lived near town in an old fashioned log house. 1 had driven past the place a number of times, and was familiar with the house and the road to it The taiior proceeded with his ar rangements by placing the boy on his bench with his face to the walL The man turned dowu the lamps in tbe shop and directed his attention to the little fellow, making passes with his hands arouud and above hint In a few min utes the boy. who was pale and sickly in appearance, went into a sort of trance, and the tailor told me to take hold of one of the little chap's hands and ux my miud on some incident in my life or on some place that I had visited. The farm-house 1 alluded to a moment ago came into my mind at once, and 1 thought of it intently. Al most immediately the boys lips" began moving, and in a loose, disconnected way he described the log house, the roads leading to it and many little de tails as they pased through "my mind. Hut after following me for a time he slopped, and then began speaking something of his own volition, or rather that of which I was not thinking. He said that it was uight and that the house was dark. And then be said that the door opened, and a man came out carrying a lamp in his hand. He walked out to the hen-house and opened (he door while he looked into it; then closed the door, returned to the house, and all was dark aain. At this poiut the boy set-med to be growing very weak, and 1 told the tailor to rouse him. which he did by waving bis hands in the air. "1 left the shop in a short time, not ing the time which was about 10 o'clock. Next day my farmer client called promptly at the hour which had been set We went through the business which was to be attended to. and as he started to co 1 asked him where he hail been at 10 o'clock tbe previous night He was surprised at the ques tion, but answered that be supposed be was asleep. 1 told him to think about it for a minute. " On, yes.' be said presently. I re member now. There was an animal oi some kind causing a disturbance in my bun-house, and 1 got up just about that time to see what the matter was. Every thing had quieted down when I got there, and then I returned to the house.' 1 told the story to my client who was greatly interested," the general said iu conclusion, "and the incident made such an impression upon my mind that 1 wove it into the story." A Funny Duel. "We bad," said one of the crowd, oue of the funniest dueis I ever saw at college. It was a put-mi job, of eours.i. 'Jhe pistols were not loaded with ball, but the duelists did not know that They stood up like men. apparent' v. but one of tlieiu got so nervous be lir-l before the worF was given. Tuat placed him at the mercy of bis opponent who was a poor creature, but rather shrewd. As soon as the pistol went oil the individual who tired it got utterly scared. The other Mood calm and determined, and proceeded to take leisurely aim. 'Don't shoot!' yelled the victim; don't!' 'I believe it is my turn, isn't it?" asked the othe., and be turned to the seconds. " "Of course it is: go ahead. "And he again luisurcl,) covered bis man. " 'Hold on! Hold on! I'll givejou 50 if you won't shoot!" " "Tain't enough!' 'For heaven's sake! I'll give you 75!' "The man with the pitol sneered, and covered him once more. 'How much will you t ,ke?" 'A 100.' 'I'll give it Put that ghastly thing down.' "And he paid his 100." In the picture galleries of Boston may be seen amateur copyists, many of whose productions, says the Jou-na are wonderful results of color. At one easel a matronly lady was at work re cently upon a figure which was appar ently a goddess. Tho tints were vivid and the impression placid, but there seemed to bo a e uliar effect about tho hands. Upon examination it was dis covered tiiat the copyist, iu a moment of inspiration, had endowed her god dess with six lingers for one hand. Joslitia Hendy Machine Works, iMCOHroRHTEO SiCiTSMBeR 29TM, 1882, MANUFACTURERS OF NEW, -: AND DEALERS IN SECOND HAND MACHINERY, Hydraulic Mining-, Qnartx and Saw-Mill Machinery, 'Automatic Ore Feeders, Triumph Concentrators, Hydraulic Gravel Elevators, HVIlKllUC GIANTS, Agents fur the Hale of "Commer" Automatic Eng-lnea, Porter Manufacturing CVs Engines and Holler. - Baker " Rotary Preasore Blowers, " Wlit.rahmn" Kutary Piston Pnmpa, Buffalo Duplex flteam Pumps, P. Blalsdell Co Machinists' Tools. MJS. 39 TO 51 FREMONT STHEET, SAN FRANCISCO, GARDEN CITY GANG PLOWS The only Ganjr that will clear it'lf in weedy ground. Height of Beam, 2 ft. Height of wheels, 2 ft. y, in. Wheels 4 ft. apart. Size of Beam, 9 In PJUCES GKEATIA KEDUCED. Chicago Walking and Riding Vineyard Cultivator combined. Prices also reduced GARDEN CITY PLOWS, IIAIlltOAVS, V CULTIVATORS. Look out for the New No. 3 McCormick Mower, liKKATl.V IMPROVKO FOR 18S7. Llifhteet, simplest, niost durable, and the latest Improved Mower in the market. TRUMAN, JSIIAM & HOOKER, Xos. 421 -427 Market Street, - - San Francisco, Cal. A Mjntery. An oil well is a "mystery" when ita jield is kept seeret by the owners, for tbe purpose of making money by affecting tbe price of oil in tbe market If a new well proves to be a pusher, the price of oil is lowered; if hut a mall pro ducer" or dry bole, prices go up. So, by keeping secret the character of a new well, those on tbe "inside" are able to take advantage of any changes that oc cur in the price-ot oil through tbe ru mors which immediately get afloat con cerning it, and to make money by buy ing and selling oil speculating, as it is called. It sometimes happens, even, that false rumors are circulated by in terested jer.sons. Every effort is made, however, to discover what the mystery really is. "S -outs" are sent out for that especial purpose, and they use every viue and str:iiaetu to obtain the d sired inf-irmulioti. sometimes even climbing trees and endeavoring with lield-glas.-; lo spy out the secret. On tbe other hand, everv effort is made to prevent them from learning anything; and some amusing aud exciting inci dents occur in consequence. A guard is on dutv at the welC dar and ni"bt. and outsiders are kept at as great a dis tance as possible, Samuel R'. Hall, in HL A'ich'ila. A Pittsburg. Pa., inventor has in vented a machine which he claims will make naiural-ga explosions impossible. It consists of a brass bull with a thin copper diaphragm soldered over the opening of the same. Over the dia phragm is a piece of hard rubber, through which there is a screw; when there is a leak in the joint of the pipe the diaphragm is deflected against the point of tiiis sere", this closes or com pletes the eir -uit and gives an alarm in any part of the house, while a small switch will indicate the particular joint leaking. "The alarm." said tne invent or, "is sensi:ive that it can I u ad justed to uiie-tifih of an ounce pressure, and thus tiotii-e is given of a leak, and the g:is can be shut off long before it is possible for sufftVieui gas to geuerate to cause an explosion.'' Durinjr a recent poker game in Buf falo. N. Y.. an onlooker took it into his bead to make a calculation. The ante was 25 cents "flat." with f 1 limit, aud three piayers. Time was kept ouce for fifteen minutes and again for half an hour. some, time later, and an exact account kept of the money that passed backward ami forward over the board. For the tirst quarter of an hour the ag grate kis ran up to 65, and in the half hour, when the play was livelier, to about ?1.0; yet there was scarcely $ differuuce in the losses or gains. miaiBiu & wei Growers. Importers and Dealers in ' Seeds, Trees and Plants, 419 A 421 Sanoooie St, San Franciaco. Catalogue f-r ISs". free on application. -:-LAKE & CO.:- Wholesale Ielers in Brushes, Brooms, .Wooden Ware, E(c, Wasliinif Miu'hines Jc Clothes Wriiijrers at I.iw Fricef. 411 sAtR.tMKNTO ST, SAX FRAM lStO. roitqioiideiit Wanted! lv n j rominent firm in fan Franeiseo. Appli uiit i- nst Msses some tmiiusraincity 8iil be ille i , devote some hour dnilv t.i oui-of door work. Address. Look Itox 152, Nui FronrhM-o, Cal. BLAKE, MOFFITT & TOWXE, lmiorters and lelers In Book, News, Writing k Wrapping Papers, Car l Stock, Straw & Binders' Board, I'Htent Machine made Paper I!as, nvi to 510 Xarranietito St., San Franeldco COMMOX SEXSE Sasli Balance. "So "tVnglit?, ' ids or l'ulieys required. Hie only rareesKful substi tute for lttigtits and cord. Hri'lr. Euiislile, Efieciive. r tiretilar aiid testimonials- i ddros, BAKER -t HAMILTON,- Fan Fiaiichco or Sacramento Gen. Aytt.Jor Pacific Coast. CALIFORNIA. S. Foster & Co., Carry a complete stul flntt-elaiM stock of GKUCEKIES m PfiOYISIOXS. Guarantee mtii-faction in price and quality. Hotels. Mills, Hunches and all classes of trade supplied. Large or small orders faithfully attended to. A grata for Hell's Spioel SpaaoDinff for Meat, nie. Fbih and foul try. In this ena lniiHison. we u e only the clear leaves of laeet h-rts ait ebofce neleeted cpieea, and on amount of it urity, less Is required than of any other brand ol lierln. A tableapoonfnl U usually enough to season the dressing for an S pound Turkey. For Meat, Uarue. Fish, Poultry. Seal liiel Oyster. Soups, Orarleu. Ac, it i a very desirable roodiinetit. ana has already obtafnea in uvialfto reputation, 26 & 28 California St., SAN FRANCISt'O. Five minutes walk from foot of Market St. HILLER'SIl COUGH CURE 5yA Cure C'ougltA, Colda, Croup, Bronchitia,Pnen noniax, etc Send SI, for trial bottle prepaid, or k your lrag(ist for it- 1IILLKR URt G CO S3 Grant Ave, 8. P AVitzel & Baker, O'l'iisio.N Merchants, And Wholesale Provision Dealers. Butter, Cheese, Eggs, Poultry and Honey -:- A SPECIALTY. -:- Prompt attention giren to Conntry Orders. 320 and S22 Battery St, Saa Francisco. Jertlia Sf MTenicke, ffiSISSER B ES V On Wood. 320-22 BATTERY STKEET, S. P. HOTELS Everywhere, Restaurant and all large buyer should avail themselves of our ktw prices and save 20 to 50 per cent. On the item of table sauce and catsup we could save you one-half. On rice, t he quality ice turn out in 100-lb. bags of Rice at 4 Onto would surprise you. I never saw better or whiter or cleaner rice here or any where. It is a leader. And if you do not want to hear any more complaints, try our house on POTATOES. Let us select them once. They are not very cheap now, but people eat twice as many when they are dear, you know ; and we could save you 50 cents or so on every sack that is something-. And on Pie Timber, That is, things to make good pies of, like canned fruit, or squash or eoeoanut, or raisins, or choice white alden apples. If you use them like we do they make enough better pies or sauce than poor green apples, like you get now. The price is so low with us you could scarcely believe it if you saw it in the paper, that is if you have been buying at some places; but we don't intend to say anything in the paper that we don't mean to stick to. What we want is to get customers and keep them year in and vear out till we get rich enough to quit. "Our new price-list is ready. It will only cost you one cent to write for a sample copy and only 12 cents to have it sent a whole year. Guess you can save that much by having it. Address SMTTHSfiASTTST01.R 115 4 117 Cky St, S. CaL