THE SCIO TRIBUNE
r»fe Sere»
OUR COMIC SECTION. In bed four months
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Blocked ! !
... now a well man
Gives Tanlac full credit.
Over nrehe y eert of itomaeh ntitery
had made e phen.el wrr<hof*fe<oh
Ferdinand. Hr ¡pent imdrtJi of
dollari ¡eeking relief A«/ every at
tempt jeiled until he tried TanUt.
Thu ¡reel tomi brought him tat*
mediale relief. "After irren ball lei,”
he iati, ” ! am a well end happy
men. / mill ¡ledly talk ta annone
perionaiir end trill ameer all letter! regard^ a»y exponent»
erilh Tanlee. Far it prosed a ¡od lend to me.”
•Authentic statement. AJdreaa on tequeat.
Tanlac it Nature’« Rteat Tonic and builder. Compounded
alter the famous Tanlac formula, from root«, bark» and
curative herb» alone, it is absolutely ha rm lea*. Million» owe
their health and happiness to thu great remedy.
Don’t let ttomach trouble make your life miserable a day
longer. Gfll a botdfl >1 Tanlac at v-ur druRgiit'» at unit.
The first dose will make you feel better. You'll be a new
person with the sparkling eyes and ro«y cheeks that come
from perfect health.
Nott For Constipation, take Tania» Vege
table Fills. Nature's own harmless laaatirs.
The Jealoue Wife
Felix Starts Something
THE FEATHERHEADS
So T hat new TENANT
C
LlPSTAiRS IS A PROFESSIONAL )
YESTfRDAY
FEAT h ERKAD
snot
BOWLER -A nd T he racket
/
WE'VE HEARD STEADY FOR <
discovered
T he plaster
all fell off
T he CEILING.
WHY
fl HIM PRACTISING
EH
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A WEEK
J
IT 'MAS
T he MAN uPSTAtfS
Cutlcura Soap for the Complexion.
Nothing better than Cutleura Honp
dally and Ointment now and then u»
needed to make the completion clear,
scalp dean and hands »oft and white.
Add to thia the fascinating, fragrant
Cutlcura Talcum, and you have the
Cutlcura Toilet Trio—Advertisement.
tossing
BOILING BAILS
across w floor .
FELIX
S ought revenge ,
IN
T he
Relieved Over Night
At 53 never has a headache
—never troubled with
constipation.
“AMs • stouw i II mo I to<*rw w,..wl-
C.-..1 th.
W'k«. r.!w*.d nw
uni?
* «I ■«’ Oms. I *K" nSl«>ni few*
■wfuU—-to. tos itos« ». low linn • wtoib.
On. das I fxxk.d row eU
ss*< <<“
• boa Be«. tom's »Im.1 M M on... I
found <to< if 1 luob itom <*> eUng so tod I
w ..¡.I h I »na Mito aKowoe I we*. tow
• to*da>to now.
“I .m I) m>s old and I do all me own
K. mso L. I lay M all lo ito owkisefwi
tolr wtoh tow toot's fUb tow «"• too
lus N Twrs '*
Mu W. C Sfaub. tothtotom. Ps
F«JH tow—w> u ito tow W
a toato.
too torn * NMf tow to—U- -Hto <• m»nei
fwa .wwowaa, O.S toototo. btowwMsod
a to. A mm O w atoano.
rnrt »Anrir-wa.*»*»r f-w t.—
l<> n I'. Alton Cw.. 4IT Ctotol *•. Near York
Bar horn sow dmaetoi to BS sod a«o towoa
for 'Better Health, Tahe
Beecham’s Pills
FORGOT
BUT
T h ERE
OTKR
Judge Itm It Llndaey. adeocatlng
trial marriage*, »aid to a New York
reporter:
“Trial marriages would do away
with Jealousy. .Horne wives and hue
band« are inannely jealous, you know.
“A Jealous wile was running down
a pretty girl.
"'Well, anyhow.* her husband »aid.
'»lie drr*»es like • lady.'
“’Hi plain yourself I* shrieked hie
wife *When and where have you area
her dreealngF"
were
TENANTS
house ..
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T he
yap that 5 D any of you
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M GUYS ON this
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PIPE'S ÓCfiNA
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In That Sente
Objection
Mother “la that apple Willie I»
eating rlpeY* Father—"lupe for tale
chief—It's green“
Little Fanny "La-fa pretend we arw
married " Tommy --"Can't.
Ma Mid
we must he quiet.**
IM GOING To
crawl
FRAME /
V7ÏI
If THAT NO»*E
D oesn ' t stop
< ill ---------
NARY A SINCE
1925 Druggitt
"Why, UncleJim!
You look ten years younger!”
YES, YES
“Wotrha doing F*
“learning the drug hualneen"
“It muat he highly technical."
“Tea. If la
l*tn learning to com
pound
»to»» and »saembla
»and
wichea.“
Ready for Emergendo»
Mothe—Aw shucks; there» no thrill
to flying »round this thin»!
LOCATING THE TROUBLE
Coe»—Were there any marrying
men at the beach where you wer«I
Dora—Yea. two minister» and a jnw
tic» of th» pear».
Hug—Well. busa. I'm on time thia
morning.
All’» Well
WHEN WOMEN WORK
Father—Ye were seco at th» pic
ture« th» nicht wl* that laasl» Mc
Clean
8«>n—Aya! She bad twa Tre» tick
eta
Father—Thafa a' richt than. Only
I few red there was a catch In it
Flapper’» Delight
“Old ui hd you ungili to get mar
ried
"I »in married, mt hoy"
“Then you ought to get • divori-».“
“Give me a pound of flapper» de
light '
•Whet*» flapper-a delight F
-Itatra " —I’rugreaal»» Grocer.
Mr» Clark—tx> you think wnmeg
should work tor husband» Mr». Snark T
Mr»
Rnark —Perhaps
not,
Mr*.
Clark; hut they all do—till they book
etn, F kooW.
“When I saw you a couple of
months ago, I made up my
mind you were getting old.
At least you looked it.”
If I look any younger,Nujol
gets the credit.”
“Yes, Billie, and I felt old.
No appetite, couldn’t sleep
nights — one clay just like
smother, and none of them
any good. 1 knew constipa
tion was at the bottom of
it, but it seemed the more
laxatives I took the worse I
got. Then one clay I saw
Nell giving Nujol to my little
grandson. “1 he doctor had
prescribed it for the baby,
but I found out it’s just the
thing for old fellows like me,
too.
Middle •«» bring* on a deervaae in
the naturallubrKaong arcretmna in
themteatine. Then yixi need NqjoL
It eupplira the drh- ieaev i.t tto nat
ural lubncant. Medical authnritiea
approve Nujol becauae it ia gentle,
aale and natural In its action.
Nujol help» Nature
in Nature’» oim way
Conetipetinn 1» dangvroua for any
body. Nuy>l is »afo foe everybody.
Nujol eimply Soften« the waetr mat
ter «nd thue permit» thorough and
regular elimination wsthosit overtax
ing the intestinalmuacies. It «not
a medicine.
You can take Nujol for any length
of time without ill r Aecta. It should
hr take n tegular Is tn accordancr wuh
the .litretrona nn cm h brittle. Unlike
laxatives, it does not form a habit
and can be discontinued at any tune.
Aak your druggist for Nujol today
“I tell you, Billie, it keep» me
and hagtn to eqjoy the
feeling fine all the
perfoet health that ia
time. My appe
poaeilde only whenrhnt-
tite’s back and I twl INT»R«M lUtRlCAMT i nation is normal »nd
regular.
gleep like • child.
FOT
Nujol