General Xews
Th« Scio Tribune
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BILL BOOST» SAY1
Ride on FISK. Tice ■ '
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for added motoring p\
by O.Lawrence H.twt home
You Imt they can’t fool me no more
With that old «tuff ab<>ut a Santy Claus!
Pve always fell ter it before
An' swallcrvu all t‘w gags they sprung
because
1 didn’t know no belter. Now
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I'm wise to what my folks *re givin’ me.
Td like to have my dad tell lw*w
A guy could be when all tlwy say he'd be
I On Christmas Eve, an' be in all
Th»*hi ai • .in th«- wnrMat once! Gee whiz,
| 1 wonder what my folk'- 'd call
1 A yarn o’ num1 as big as that one Lt
And then I'd like to see as fat
hl .
A feller as his pitchers show come down
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n it cornea to that
There ain’t one half his site In this wt ole
town!
Last year they had me gueswln’ »»me;
They had a tree at grandpa s house, an’ all
Vs kills hoped Santy (laus'd come,
'Cause all of us was pm enough t' fall
Fer that. An’ then he come! By gee.
Pm fellin' you us kill« was awful glad—
And then, rirfht there where we could see.
His face fell off an' it was jest my dad!
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Motor trip« on Fist Cords arc free front tire troubles.
A Fisk Corti to suit y<>ur needs -30x3| Cortis front
>1 00 up to fit 00. in>'mling 29x4-40 Balloon. A
Real Tube at aa Additions Cost ol l1 00 with each
tire.
Buy from us now and save money.
BILYEU’S GARAGE
F rep T. B ilyeu . Prop.
BRIEF AND BREEZY
Phone 27
Scio, Oregon
Live* of great men oft remind us
that many of them had to die to ba
considered great.
Miaeing California meewnger and
JeHerton
Cleaning & Preaaiag Parlon
Satiaiaction Guaranteed
J. H. Turpin, Prop.
Jefferson. Ore.
Leave vour work in Scio for me
at Bilyeu'a Confectionery
YOU MAY WIN |1,5—
110,000 was rsught in South Amer-
lea. Cops claim that was carrying
it too far.
More college girls are now taking
up basketball; it is such exce lent
training for bargain counter rushes
in after life.
Dr. Frank Crane wrote of a North
Dakota man, "He was a good tight­
If you are able to make the moat words
out of the letters contained in the words
••T oilet N wessities ".
A* total of
»3 000 >■ Cut pnsea will be awarded to er all his iife and died holding his
competitors in thia
srife’e hand." Evidently she was a
CKLAT WORDBUILDING C0NTUT
Semi stamp for circular and rules. Ad­ fighter also.
dress, Sheffield laboratories. Dept. 12.
A Londoner advises Chicago to
Aurora. Illinois.
Hoi a spent Sunday at Ben Darby's,
Misses Maude and Violet Darby
«pent Saturday evening with Mary
Hora.
Joe Hora motored to Scio Satur­
day evening.
Oral Rates sheared goats for Otto
Limbek Sunday.
Ixmia Geisler and family motored
to Jordan Sunday.
Ixiuis Geisler delivered two loads
of sheep to Jefferson last Saturday
afternoon.
We understand that Ed Smith's
have installed a new radio.
Laurene Frame is visiting with
Maude Smith.
Joe Pietrok and family motored
to Salem Sunday.
The Shanks family visited in Al­
Travel Planning
get helpfitl advice
hang her bootleggers, but Chicago
THOMAS LARGE.BiMMtMnt has no desire to drop so far in pop­
ulation.
Citv and Farm Property
If state« want economy, let them
fill their legislatures wtih wives of
pastors who make ends meet on their
List with mc--Nc> exclusive contract husbands* salaries.
American!* are becoming less and bany Sunday.
less
popular abroad. The people
Mrs. Tempest Brenner and daugh­
Coming to Albany and
over there evidently judge ua by ter spent Sunday at Linn lamberts.
Salem
the motion pictures we send them.
Mr Stewart ami Mr. lairge are
Scorning to Mt. Pleasant on Sunday,
Sold
Dr. Mellenthin
SPECIALIST
in Internal Medicine for the
past twelve years.
Does Not Operate
Will be in
A iaany , Wednesday, April «,
Albany Hotel
and in
Sat JEM. Thursday. April 9.
Manon Hotel
Office Hours: 10 a. m. to 4 p. m.
IT PAYS
IT DO
Winter am cornin’.
Cornin’ fas',
But I got yams
'Nuff to las’.
W »If. why vo* howlin'.
Round ma do'?
I got twenty washin's
Could get mo*—
'Nuff to buy h**g meat
An' apples for pies;
Go 'way. W'lf.
I advertise!
—Coats (Kan.) Currant.
ONC DAY ONLY
No Charge tor Conowttatlon
Dr. Mellenthin is a regular graduate
in medicine and surgery and is lieenoad
by th«- state of Or -gon. Hedoea not
operate for chronic appendicitis, gall
atones, ulcers of stomach, tonsil« or
adaaoMs.
He has to his credit wonderful results
in diseases of the stomach, li yer. bears la.
blood. skin, nerves, heart, kidney,blad­
der. bed writing, catarrh, weak hinge,
rheumatism, sciatica, leg ulcers and
recta) ailments.
He low are the names of a few of his
many satisfied patients in Oregon:
Hedwkk Wilson, Gold Beach, Oto.,
varicose ulcere.
Frank Koehler. The Dalles, Oregon,
stomach trouble.
Mrs. E. C. Hammock, Myrtle Point,
Ore., goitre.
Mrs J.Jin Me€oe. Lakeside. Ore.,
appendicitis.
Henry Westfall Ontario, Ora., ulcer
of stomach.
Mt. Pleasant-Cole New»
March It)
There will be servies»
nt Ila m and 7:30 p. m. Every-
one be sure and come.
Mrs. Frances Horeth spent Hun-
day with home folks, M F. Ryan
and family.
Pete Fielder and Mr. Kramps
motored to Portland Friday.
Harley Darby, Charley and Frank
Peters and Frank Sent were Stay­
ton visitors Saturday evening.
l^eo Rund and family spent Sun­
day at Aegerter's.
Mrs. Anna Pietrok is seriously ill
with blood poisoning in her hand.
John Shultx spent Friday evening
with El Smith.
Mrs. Chas Peters and eon Elvin
spent Sunday with Mrs. Amelia Pe-
ter«,
J. L. Parberry and family spent
Sunday at Ed Smith's.
Mrs. Liuie Crabtree and Edna
«pent one day last week with Mrs.
Amelia Peters.
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Elsie Limbeck called on Dave Ae-,
gerter Wednesday evening
Harold Darby and Joe Sen* help­
ed Hora's butcher last Wednesday
afternoon.
Frank and Mary Hora spent last
Mrs. Hands and Frank and Louise '
Tuesday evening al Ben Darby’s.
Frames attended a birthday dinner
Vea Downing is seriously ill at hie at Liuis Cob’s Sunday in honor of I
home east of Kingston.
Mrs. Cob’s birthday.
Mrs. Louis Ray and son Lyle spent!
March 24
Thursday and Saturday with her
sister. Mrs. Cha«. Peters.
Hen Darby and wife were Stayton
visitors Wednesday forenoon and
visitors al Chas. Peters in the after­
COMPARING FEATURES
noon.
Louis Geisler motored to St ay ton.
O. M. Uitchiey. Boring. Oro., heart
Sublimity and Aumsville Thursday,
trouble.
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Louis S. Striker, 3M £. Buchanan.
Dave Aegerter motored to Scio
Mrs. E C. Bates. Bak er. Ore . enema.
Poatland. Ore., s.ienmdo and tonsils
last Tuesday evening.
Remember above date, that consulta­
Louie Ray made a business trip to
tion on this trip will be free and that
his treatment in different.
Stayton last Wednesday.
Mamed women must be accompanied
1. N. Howe and family of Salem.
by their husbands.
Address
211 Bradbury Bldg , Loe
L A. Darby and family of Stayton,
Lewie JUy sad family and Frank
K.
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Your kx-al Southern Pacific agent la an expert
in transportation matters. Let him help you.
Ask hint regarding:
Fares * Schedules
Routes
Reservations, etc.
Thus benefit by lus experience and training
— he is eager to serve you.
Southern Pacific
C. W. Bragg, Ixtcal Agent
Ladies’ Hosiery for Easter
Our Bear Brand line is full fashioned
ami in the wanted colors attd woven
from the finest quality of pure silk
thread. See (hem They are extra­
ordinary values at >1.00 the pair.
THE PEOPL.ES STORE
J. B. COVEY, Proprietor
Scio, Oregon
Cool, Clean Milk
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Prevents souring. Avoid this
loss by cooling quickly and
keeping milk where plenty of
fresn air circulates, preferably
in the open.
Oregon Milk Company
Condenaery, Scio, Oregon