Tìif Scio Tribun«
Albany rate
Th«* following business firms of Albany are the Live Wire» of the Hub of Linn County. They are real Boosters and Coop«* rat <>r« for the growth of
Lum Couutv, an«J urge every community to Htand loyally bv every enterprise in its borders, but cordially invite you to visit them when in Albany
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Edia«>n did n<it diacover the talk
ing machine A fellow name«! Adam
beat him to it
County Paragraphs
Edit«! from our exchange« by
Mr» I V McAdoo
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The Albany Garage reports the
•ale of 12 new 1924 Studebaker
car» since the arrival of the new
models in Albany.
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We rend thnt in St. I’eters-
burg. Fla., the other day, a
thief st oh' a bathtub, We have
often heard of a person taking
a bath, but seldom of anyone
taking a bathtub.
Lome Knight, nephew of Mr. and
Mrs Hert A. Mil«ap of Ijcbanon.
wa» a memtier of an ill-fated ex
ploring party all of which pvri«h«*d
except an Eskimo woman
Lx.
The reason bachelors live
longer is because no gentle ty
rant requires th«*m to tak«*
something when they feel A
little out of sorts.
.Mi»a Ixiuiae Austin, model for
theJ.C. Penney Co. in the fa»hi««n
show at the Unn county fair. »»«
the winner of th«* silver loving cup
for the beat model
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He struk hur. hut »he utter«*«! no
sound
He struk her agrn but n<»
Oner moor
wuid sskapt her lipa
C C. Dickson. Jersey breeder of
Shedd, was a judge of dairy slock
at the loth annual Lincoln county
fair at Toledo the last of the week
Paving is almost finished in the
Stayton paving plant for this year
This will make the pavement con
nected up betw«>en Stayton and
Aumsville
alluringly Attractive
Ail Standard
Unit«
Albany Garage
Constructive Improvenenta
;
&pte>m e riaL
service to thr Pacific Coast. obvi oi
ly in of vital interest to the jm - j . .
of our Western I'<> nt
Announc«'rnrnt bv officials of me
company indicates that th«- Improvs*
HAROLD ALBRO,
ment program eontvmplat«-« ex
Manufacturing Optietan penditures in excess of $50,000,000
for actual construction work, in ad
Office Hour»:
dition to rrernt purchases of equip*
A. M.
I :w to 5 P.M
me> t aggregating S40.000.000.
The present line of the Southern
Pacific Company enters Oregon at
DENTIST
about the center of the northern
312 \V. 2nd Htreet
boundary of California an I from
Albany, Oregon
Weed continues on up the west . le
of the Cascade range to Portland
Freight and passenger traffic bs
tween San Francisco and Portland is
extremely heavy
There is, nvce—ri-
Priced Right
ly, but a single track line through
Fresh Fruits and Vr/'etables the Siskiyou» and as a consequence
traffic becomes conj> <ted
< >mpl« •
in season.
tion of the Natron cutoff will mean
Ice Cream an«I ('old Drinks
construction of an alteri.ute line
Always at your wrvice
from Weed around the eas; side of
White Cash Grocery Cascade», which will rejoin the mam
line at Flugene. Oregon
Thi» w II
712 W. 9th st.. Altiany, Ore.
make poMible the diversMgi of traffic
through Klamath Falls and around
the east side of the Carn a l«- range,
»V «• have
through an unusually rich timber
I-- vcrvthing
and agricultural region.
ALBA.
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(Ml«,
he hitter on the h«*«id brav thing
that she wuz, she did not even whim
purr. Th«*n enrage«! beond awl
r«*rzon at hur unconcern of hi»
akahuns, the brute utter«*»! a Io ‘>th
and l>egan raining hlo after bln <>n
hur pret«*e littul hedd.even sk'atck-
ing hur in hia madnu*
Flven thru
this she had remained silent* Hut
flnelly, not being able to »tend it
env longer, she heeve«l n rvluktant
•putter and berst into flame
For you sea she wuz only a
I
match
Star Cars
Adoption by the South«*rn Pacific
The New I «>rt "Fa»hio«i” frame, the f
ourk or « tn-rry Un;« on thr Cry»tal i Company of a compreh«-n»iv<- c in
frame A»k to see the »ampi«*»
struction program. drugnr-i t give
| materially improved trar «portau m < »
I >H.<
A man may carry a spam
tire and still have no tire to
spare.
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Much building and moving is re
ported to be in progress at S*«*et
Home.
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“That was a bad slice," said
the golfer as ht* lay sick from
i eating his wife's bread.
Albanv. Oregon
Whv tuiler with Headaches?
Have Your Eye» E is mined
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S T. FRENCH
Grauwal» Optomatriai
With
F. M. French & Sons
Jeweler» »nd Optician»
ALBANY. • OREGON
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Quality Groceries
OPTICAL
I Vii ST«< AI.N
I» the <-»u»r of many
HUMAN «LIS
BANC R0FT
Optical Company
313 W. 1st St.. Albany
G. F. Korinek
\ t’t'i'l’i llHl’illII
MICKIE SAYS-
*tU* M6MQHAUT
USES Owft OOL xmau Ç
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ASTER Nea 8IXXÄS5 IS BEAOv
V oorea better service .
BE ttrr Qocos 'M BETTE 0
Peaces - tuaki -tu' lain (M ap
WHO'S too shiftless -to
8 v € m APWUTISE*
à
The man who takes himself t. o
seriously takes other people for a
joke, and vice versa
FAREWELL TO KITTY
You can k«*ep all thr ki«H*a 1 gave
you;
You can keep every golden ca
ress;
You can k«*vp all th«* sweet tricks I
taught you,
And the joke» that you made
me conf«-»»
You can keep whatsoever you care
PAIR ENOUGH
’If a man marri«*d a widow by
the name of Elixab««ih, with two
children, what does he get?”
"Give up."
"A »«*ci>nd hand Lizzie and two
No matter runaltoutA**
Hello. Friends!
what you do someone always
Woman’s lot is tough. When a
knew you would.
girl, her lover never wants to go
The average husband is eith home and later her husband never
er in bed or in bad at 11 p.m. wants to come home.
"You’re a better man than I
Josie Kolan says silk stockings
am. Hunka Tin,” gasped the
seem to be worn out more and more
patient as h e died from pto
lately.
maine poison ing.
Modem wo men may admire
these Egyptia n styles of cos
tume, but the mummies them
selves were
wrapped up in
them.
Aii««i$tratar*s hbct
"You can rea d a new book in
one evening if y ou will skip the
dull pages betw ceil the naugh
ty part».”
The «add«*st hi » «f earthly futili
wwniwr whose
ty is the Ku Klux
wif«* won’t let him go «st nights.
been abliged to
One pastor has
Wisconsin town
leave a northern
sc many couples
He had married
there he hardly h ad a friend left In
the place.
►«1 a mini*»L Now
G H. MURPHY. Prop.
.VW \v First gt.. Albany. Orv
We deal m furniture of the better
«luality «ml »ell at » pnee that I»
within the reach of all *s> why pay
more for an inferior article.
exteiMl a rordlal invitation to
th«- ix^iple of »cio and vicinity to in*
• I t our furniture when in Albany.
Y»u will I m - under no obligation to
buy.
Fisher Braden
Houaefumiaher»
Albany. Oregon
Undertaker»
Phone 95
Globe - Albany
High Claw Photoplay* Only
SEITEMBER. 16 17
A Peter B Kyne
THE GO GETTER
with
an all-star cast
NOTE
H ollywood S oon
S--me
My loving, the parties you
threw;
But please send me back what Pm
missing —
The cold cash I waatttd on you.
The I>ook of etiquette tells
you almost eve rything except
the graceful tray to retrieve
the roast from a guest’s lap.
eMaairy
All the world isn’t a »luge
of II is a work bench.
to—
STAYTON,
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okJCUON
( ails a- iwerrd Pay or Night
Tuberculin I eating
Notice i» hereby given that the under'
■lgn«-d ha» b«-vn by the County Court
of I.inn County, Oregon' duly appointed
adminntrator of the estate of Matthew
C. Gill. de<«-a»«-d
All |H-r»«>n« having claim» again»!
•aid estate are hereby notified to pre
•ent the »am«- to the underwigned at hia
odic- in S. «<«. l inn County, Oregon,
within aix month» from the date hereof.
Paled tht» llth day of Auguat. A. P.
IML.
R. Shelton. Administrator.
I.. M. Curl, Attorney for Administrator.
Date of First Pubhcatxm. Aug.. 1S1S23.
Date of I j«at Pubis atian, tteyt..
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AIN’T IT SO?
Motorcycle« do remind us
We can ri<ie o’er hili an I <l«*ll.
And. in parting, leave Iwhind us.
Fifty difTctrnt kind« of »m>-ll.
Good Eats
Production of Fat Is
Affected by Age of Cow
Int | r.-.|«i< tl.-n |i. the »triage dairy
<-ow ill. it-.till - .• hn«
i»»**d bee
n c year rciicliv» It» |-* aS before
tlir <
‘«f lift <•!» litli i * ar and then
gradually «1« ■
l‘ • fundamental
truth In farming »«Iruce was discov
ered recently by C. W, Turner, a
teacher In the dairy department of ths
Missouri Oollrgs of Agriculture.
Thia conclusion was reached orily
after Turner had «corked out the re
lation Iwtswn ths age and thr yearly
fat production of more than
dairy cows The data Included all the
M-nrly fat records available of pure
bred dairy raws In the United Rt»!<■».
Thia la the first time an Intenalve com
pl I nt |.>n •>( thia sort has txrcn earri«*d
out.
Hie value <>f thia Information Iles tn
knowing What production may be ex-
l>ectHl of a cow at a certain age For
example. If a farmer knows rhe pre»
ent production of a two year-old cow
and wishes u> eatlSMtS what she will
lie worth to him In Use years, he will
have an authoritative table which he
may consult
A yearling produces IMS pet cent
comp» red to a row at maturity; a two-
year old. 73» per cent, a threw year
old. M per cent; a four-year-old. t«>
l>er cent; a five year-old. WO per cent,
and a sis year-old uU [>er rent. After
seven year» the decline la production
la gradual.
Of thr total number of records ex-
»mined 13.723 were Jersey cows; t».-
MMi Gnenweys; 12..MM Holstein»; V
l«Ki Ayrshire» and 1.014 Milking Short
horns
SPRING F AREWELL
PRAISE AND BE CHEERF UL
Little bank Hill, one glad day
Let me be a little kinder.
You nnd I will go away
Let me be a little blinder.
To some gay and festive spot,
To the faults of those about me; I’ll come back — but you will
I jet me praise a little more;
not!
Ijet me be when 1 am weary
Th«' reason you shouldn't ar
Just a little bit more cheery
gue with a fool is that you
Let me serve a little better
can’t beat the other man at his
own game.
Those that I am striving for.
♦
Our New Fall Stock» arc complete and we invite you to inspect
the new styles in Men and Bovs’ clothing
Service
Satisfaction
ALBANY.
Everythi