The Scio Tribune
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THE SCIO TRIBUNE
Picture Ahead; Kodak as You Go
from the
factory
Just to reiniml you, we are still doing buaineec
at the ol«l stand in Developing your Kislak I’ic-
tunn anil making Enlargements. Prices right
and work guaranteed. Preserve your trips with
Pictures.
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The Gli»» of F.»»'. ‘-'I. the Rimiss» Colo
nial. with «lit er Fit U or -hur-On shel-
tex MoUntmi’" '■Soelng i» Ihdievlng.
Let father a < mother «ce your Christ-
mss prvM-nt« giv« than» Krypton», the
one-pm-« blf.M-al f r near awl distant
vision.
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THt'RHOAY. April 19. 1928
HAROLD AI.BRO.
M»nufacturing Optician
Bible Thought I oday
Have Yoar Eye* Exsmiaed
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OfflOffiklri»!
With
E.M. French &Son8
Jow«'l«ra and Opticians
ALBANY.
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A great » -r; 1 • fot the home knitters
of Or<• «1. i> • »till » fact. Further-
jnore.
»olutely virgin
wool yam. It • »
was grown in I inn
sounty, IMÓ .
Mi
>•< ter» totheOre-
gon Worst* -I (
1 « f (mill* located at
Bella*». i
- !. .1 yarn l*y
Roy T Hu 1 -on of (’. I*, liiahop,
proprietor of tii* Woolen Mill Store of
baleni On
knitters try this yarn
out. All < • i. r . i .' per ball of 2 oxa
Sample- “* nl
1 appi cation. Address
C. P. bi- 1
'<•>. Salem, Oregon,
Wright & Poole
MOR IIC1ANS
Best of ’-crvi'-o, i >>ih Professionally
sim I in 1 urwral tonducting.
lady 4s»i«t»nt nlwnya, Best of
Equipment an*i Prices i<u»ran
tsed Hight for Everybody.
Pnoas IB
LEBANON
OREGON
DR. A. G. PRILL
PD ysicub ani Snneon
Cails Attended
Day or Night
‘a ORE.
SCIO
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DR. I ICQ
I )ICNTIST
llfhee Hours I
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9 to 12 A M
1W to 5 P M
G. F. Korinek
Veteiiiinrinn
BTAYTON.
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OREGON
< sib M» >wcjjrd Il»y or -Night
lubcrrirttn Trsting
»esssss••♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦»♦••♦«
: Scio Meat Market
Freeh Smelt
Fresh »nd Cured Meat—
Racon Lard- Sausage
We buy your Veal and
Dresaed Hogs
Holecliok B. on , I*roj»a,
Seto. Oro.
Il 39 and WM earned on the im- !
I porters' books at that amount
I
' i o .-d a shrinkage !
We are still catering to your wanta atul need« in
the Grocery an<l Notion Linet, as well a« Gents
Furnishitigs. Our lines are all priced tight.
We are booster* for the Forks of the Santiam,
and believe all industries should he wholeheart«
ediv aiip|H>rted by our people. We welcome you
to our store of dependable merchandise.
of 7 |>er cent during the pr<*craa of
preparing the sugar for consump
Read to True Riche«
Seek ye tion. Seven per cent of 17.39 is 52
first the kingdom of God. and hi» cent», ar 4 the-— amounts added to
righteou«nesa; anil all these thing» gether make |7 ,91.
•hall be added unto you.'*- Matt.
The sugar wa» then offered to the
6:82.
trade at 9 cent» a pound. lew» 2 tier
cent, or IN cents a hundred (rounds
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Lord Curton aaya "Any fool can j The wholesale price was therefore
make war.” Some fool almost al j fixed at <N 32 a hundred.
ways dues
If the
tariff had not been how to grasp it without getting
added to this sugar the cost of it. stung
If Henry Ford wants tn do hl» including the charg«- for shrinkage,
WNOftKYOCBS
country another useful nervier, he’ll would haw been only 8* 02 instead
My hero 1»
•tart making good gaeolin«* at pric«-» of |7 39 at the refinery, and the
The Sultan of Swat,
wholesale price about 6j cents in-
people can afford to pay.
For five and twenty
•trad of H 62 cent» a pound.
Wives he'» got.
The tariff made a difference ot
The bigger the prices the greater
rr'a olp slvff
a trout 2c a pound, wholesale.
prosperity. is the epitome of the
"That young man »lays to an un
average political philosophy,
But
earthly hour every night, (»lady»,”
FOOLING THE DOCTORS
the high prices come first.
«aid an irate father to his youngest
Medical experts, assisted by th«*
daughter. "What does your mother
The Harding administration i» patient's c..r»fe*M >n. have cotne to say about it.”
making war upon the bootleggers. the c -nclu»i 1 that the “fever of
"Well, dad.” Gladys replied a*
This is the time for all good men to 114 degrees" reported to a wonder •he turned to go ut»tairs, "she *ay*
come to the aid of the administra ing world from the bedside of an that men haven't changed a bit.”
Escanaba. Mich., girl, is a rude
tion.
Ths wages of sin have not yet in
hoax. The patient who survived
creased.
says N.I. Morrison. There
Just a» a reminder to keep the •uch unheard of temprraturea for
is
evidently
a surplus of labor in
date ot May 7 in your mind and that several weeks is found to have
this
particular
field of endeavor.
l«acomb i» the place of meeting for fooled her physician by concealing a
the Fork» of the Santiam Commun tiny rubber hot water bottle when
A man must be all right when
ity duh, and that l^tcomb invite* the temperatures were taken.
his small »>n admits that “dad’s a
your presence
Most of u* arc at a loss for the good scout,” according to, E. A.
reason behind the elaborate fake I Wagner.
Ha» the young woman an uncon-1
NINETEEN "PLENTY THREE’’
A friend says when the minister
trollable itch f r publicity a rather |
begins
to tell about the luck he had
America is on the l»ng pull to
common ailment or did she have I
fishing
he decend» to the level of
wards prosperity, in »pile of the
her eye on movie or vaudeville en-1
the « rdinary lay angler.
fact that ao much of the world is
gagements? If it was publicity she
"u|«ide down.” This year is going
A Fifth Avenue. New York, hotel
•ought, her exploit has been attend
to be a prowperous v«*ar for the far
waiter
has treen arrested for failing
ed with extraordinary suecees. and
mers. as well as for the buaiiies»
to
report
the finding of a (1,000
n<> doubt attractive offers will now
world. Employment in general is
I
bill
which
he picked off the floor,
be forthcoming from the alert gen
better now than it has been »mev
but
it
will
be
hard to convict him.
tiemen whose busines* it is to amuse
the dose of the war
The industries
He
can
sav
he
thought it was a tip
an<i intrigue the public. • As the
are working overtime. Construc
“champion hoaxer” of a generation
The acarctty of girls on the street
tion is booming.
Transportation
•he should draw well.
is due to the fact that many of
facilities are improving. The rail
One thing in connection with the them are sitting at home waiting
roads are buying new cars, new lo
affair is not clear
In cases of high for their hair to grow out again,
comotives and making many repairs.
fever accompanied by delirium it is thinks an observer.
Prices are steadily advancing in all
the customary medical practice to
In speaking of husband«, it was
lines and there Is an unusually large
maxe the most careful temperature
the homely girl who said, "Money
demand for farm products. The far
tests
The young women could
isn’t everything." according to a
mer will get more for hl» crop thia
scarcely have faked the »mazing
friend.
year than he got last.
temperature if the attending physi-
We have all l»een signally blessed.
WHY NOT HkOAlX Affr AN
clan had used proper precaution».
Three months, or a fourth, of 1928
AlAKM IT j OCX?
Careful medical men will find it
have passed
Condition» arc much
A Scio radio fan has his set lo
difficult to understand how the hoax
better than they were Januarv 1st.
could have Imen carrl«*d on over a cated near his bed,relates a devotee.
•nd wage» in many indùstrie» have
period of day».
The other night he climbed in bed.
been anvanced. America'» most in
put his head set on and turned on
fluential and keenest business men
the juice, and then he went to sleep.
predict that 1923 will I»- a prosper
The next morning the head set was
ous vear for all of us. l«et's pin
•till on his head when he awoke
our optimism to the go >d businesa
and the radio was giving market
nearly all of u» are now doing, and
quotations.
make this year "Nineteen Plenty
Art (.’handler says one of nature's
Three."
saddest sights is a Smart Aleck of
16 try ing to give an impienaion that
HOW THE TARDE RAISES
he is a Hard Boiled Egg.
SUGAR PRICES
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J. F. WESELY, Grocer
S. T. FRENCH
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That Isn’t All
Optometrist.
ALBANY OMCB.
Why suHrr with Headaches?
t
now 1S(
On April 2.1923, a hundredweight
of 96 degree Cuban raw sugar land
ed in New York cost I&63.
But this sugar could not be re
leased from custody of the U. S.
treasury and get into the market
until the tariff of 1.76 cents a pound
was paid by the importers.
When this tariff had been («aid it
wa* added to the original cost of
Hello fello Optimista—An oppor
the sugar and the equivalent of thia
hundredweight, expreswrd in terms tunity ■» a g<><>d deal like a wasp, it
laaeo a lot of ex
yeu. discovered a cucumber grow
ing out in the garden it was some
thing new to him so he rushed into
the house and exclaimed;
"Mamma, 1 mamma,
there’s
pickle growing out on our squash
vine.”
John Couey says that the man
who can bottle up his wrath at ail
times is a corker.
Traveling will Become higher
when airplanes displace trains and
automobiles.
The newlywed that expects to lie
the master of his own house soon
finds out that he is only the pay
master.
Our fellow-townsman. Commie-
•inner D. C. Thoms, is wearing a new
hat. One day last week in a cafe
teria in Albany he laid his hat on a
lighted oil stove while eating his
lunch and when he went to get it on
his way out he found it had burned
up.
(Kir advertisers are g«md I hmk I-
crs.
They arc the cream of the
trade. Give the<u vour patronage.
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l>e*lcrB in
Shelton & Co. Props
Si lo, OREGON
Riley Shelton
Real Eitate Rro^ er
and Notary Public
. -Ibstrafh Obtained. faamined
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W. A. Ewing.
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T. J. Munkers,
I reaident
Vice Pre».
E. I » Myers. Cashier
Does a General Hanking
Business. Interest paid
on time deposits.
A Formula for success
More We want yuur
bone in the back and less in the
head.
Fat Lambs
when a motor " ill pay the highest market pres. See
us before you »ell
A booster says
knocks all the lime there is some
thing wrong with it. And it is the
same with a man
If Franklin caught the lightnin*
That fact should cause no wonder;
For scores of married men
Have long l>een catching thunder
SHELTON At COMPANY
1 am in the market buying
Mohair and Wool
Rring me yi our Mohair and
Wool wilf treat
i
e.,»: right.
G. E. Rodgers, i<cio. Ore.
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