I
HE SURE SHOULD
A lawyer charges a man 210 for
ten minutes' conversation —the man
insists on paying It. A doctor
cha»g««a 21 for a prescription I not
in Fresno), and the patient says.
“Oh. pshaw, is that enough?*’ An
i undeatakei conducts a funeral and
! charges 2100 and he is just lovely
A Sidewalk Chat
•■Why, Mr Blank, I hardly knew you
With giaours on. but they're tx-cuming
to you ”
"Do you think to? I know I feel
belter and better every day since wuar-
ing them. ”
0jotom e trial.
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A great »ut,.n . for th«-home knitters
of Or.
but »till a fact. Further-
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wool yarr ti wool wm grown In Linn
county • . i>) Mr. Senders totheOre-
Smi \S « > -1 < . ( iq uny (mills located at
ell»« ->l. in <>!■ nto worsted yarn by
Roy I I
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pruprii tor ■ ' the Woolen Mill Store of
Balam, til., n blotters try thia v am
out. All
(ftc per ball of 2 ots
Hami'lr I -nt on apt>l < ation. Atidrvas
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ami in f uneral Conducting.
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LEBANON
OREGON
THVRStiAY, March I. 1923
Bible Thought Today
with everybody inside and outside
the fondly. *A man buvo a gold
brick and apologia*« for not having
bitten sv>n«-r. An «iitor walks a
mile in the hot sun to get the facta
of a sudd«-n death or a wedding or
a social function and spends three
hours in writing it up and tells lies
and praises people till he hates him
self. Then, if he makes an insigni
ficant om »ion or error or chargee
ft cents «traight for three extra
copies hr is a stingy cuss who never |
WHATSOEVER
Whatsoever ye get* anything right and chargee four j
shall ask in my name, that will I do. times the price of city papers twice i
as large. In short, be is confounded
-John 14-12.
m<>»t any-old-thing ami ought to be
run out of town. Talk about the
Now that women are serving on
ice man! How would you like to
juries, will the men follow suit and
run
a
newspaper?—Straitford
take along a powder puff and
(Mont, i Press.
chamois?
THE DIFFERENCE
Countern has worked wonders in
this country, as all large business
Th«* proposal in New York state
firms are now saying “business is
to license trade unions is of vital
on the increase,”
—
interest t«> every worker. Even
though
the plan l>e not accepted by
It has been said that R N. Stan
that
legislature
the agitation la in
field has moved his family to Boise
tend
iiI
t<>
I*
the
entering
wedge for
Idaho, where he ha* established a
traile
union
control
and
incorpora
home. If thia is true, how can he
tion.
remain as senator froru the domain
Labor's opposition to the licens
of Oregon? But probably that is
ing
or incorporation of traile unions
only a rumor.
can be easily understood if the fun
damental difference lx-1 ween a trade
Even tiankers, men entrusted with
union and a corporation is kept in
the meager savings of thousand» of
mind.
people, have joined in with thugs,
The corporation is an artificial
highwaymen, etc., ami wrecking
thing created bv the slat«. Certain
banks on a large scale, Money is
featuies of it are controlled by the
becoming more and more the root
state, ami in return for this control
of all evil,” and bankers are not
the stockholders are permitted to
immune.
limit their liability.
Under the company or partner
It was right and proper that the
ship form of doing buiineas each
legislature should afford some re- member of the firm is responsible, |
compensc to Mrs. C. M .Kendall,
without limit, for the acts of the
whose husband was killed while in
other « members of the firm. But
the pursuit of his lawful business as
when these business men incorporate
sheriff. But money does not bring
their liability is limited to the
track the breadwinner nor the pro
amount of stock they own.
tecting care of a devoted father, al
Because of lirnit«*d liability the in
though it helps to keep the little
corporation method of doing bus
family together.
iness is favored.
A cor|x>ratf<>n can not la* jailed,
DR A Ö. PRILL
Over in Corvallis a large taxi becaus«* it is not real. The uaual
Arm has announced that it has gone metlKxl <>f discipline is to fine a
PbysicidB ani Snrieoa
back to pre-war prices, and thst corporation, which chargee the fine
I
(alia Attended
fares anywhere in the city will be to operating exjx-nses and raises
Day or Night
26c. How the world do move, rato" if n> c—.iry, to meet the
since it has taken nearly Ave years deficit.
SCIO
-.
ORE.
for this firm to find out that the
A trade union has not the slightest
war is over. But it was not alone, similarity with a corporation.
there are many yet who have not
When a cori «oration is regulated
DR. F'lCQ
heard of the armistice and the set bv the slate th«* liberty of stock
tlement away back in 1J»18.
holders is not affected they may
Office Hours:
not even be aware of the proceed
«to 12 A M.
1:30 to 5 P. M
The Turner Tribune has been sold ings.
by Pearl P. Hassler, who founded
State action toward a trade union
it about six and a half years a«<i, to is instantly felt bv every member
Geo T. Rowley, of Amity. F P.' of the union. The
union is another
Rowley, a son. will lie in active wav t«> refer to a | group of human
RTAYTUN,
*
*
*
OREGON charge. The Tribune has been suc beings. possessing memory, under
cessful under Mr. Hamler, and we standing and will.
( alls sr.-w.rxi Pay or Night
Tulwrrulin Testing
wish the new owner even greater If the state regulates or controls
success. There is no lietter asset wages, hours or working conditions
to a community than a good paper, of one of these groups it controls
and the new owner promises to the individual ■«• certain as the the
make good.
black man was Controlled before the
war lietwren the states.
According to announcement made
Outwardly this control might be
last week by the owners of the leas brutal and might be accom
Morning Courier at Corvallis, the panied by a less show of force than
paper has been sold to a local firm prior to ’21. but the principle would
in that city, and the policy of the be !hc same
Itehind today's pa
paper will not be changed no the ternalism would lie every force that
article said. The new purchasers the state can muster.
are Miller A Walter, a real estate
To urge the licensing or incorp
DR J W. GOIN,
firm. We wish the new owners suc oration of trade unions la to revive
Veterinarian.
cess. and the retiring* publisher — the old world ideal of government.
Authorised Auction Sal« and Intarsiate
well, what is an editor and publisher
The new world ideal of govern
Inspector.
entitled to that should not goto Mr. ment is to protect life, liberty and
Phores — l'ala, c Irei Shed. IM J
Reeutencs, SOP-R
Frost?
property, to guarantee freedom to
A I.HANY. OREGON
I
citisene and diffuse educations.
Lot the Tribune do your printing.
1
To have government ait in yudg-
I )l¿N LIST
O. F. Korinek
Veterinarian
ment on individuals, to prescribe
their living standards, select their
amusements and direct the rearing
of their children all through the
control of wages -is a doctrine that
belongs to eastrrn Europe and Asia.
No true American would even
suggest government control of the
individual, or would class trade
unions with corporaliorp.
The men who would revive this
kingly theory have the same mental
attitude toward the workers as did
the slave owner and the feudal baron.
Democracy is impossible where
the state dictates the lives and limits
the aspiration of citizens
count of a slight attack of the "flu."
The Senior play cast are working
hard on their parts and hope to have
all of the first act learned by the
next rehear«al.
Basketball season will soon be
over. The girls are already begin*
mng to plan a tennis and indoor
baseball team, and the boys are
«
thinking of track and field.
The teachers in the grades are
giving standard test* in arithmetic
and several other snbjects this week.
The boys haske.ball team goes to
Independence Friday night.
Quite a number have taken adj
vantage of our offer of 100 letter
heads and 100 envelopes for 21.50.
High School Note»
We are still booking orders and if
you want to get in on this bargain
Last week the boy. basketball offer you b*>lter hurrv'
team of lnd«-|>endenc«- succeeded in
defeating the Scio subs by a score
of 21 to 10. The Scio team was'
crippled by the loss of Holland,
Thayer, and Knauf, who were sick.
„_i„ ......
__ —
Sims was the only man able to score
for Scio. He made eight points in
eleven tries from the foul line and
shot one sensational basket from
U- »«Ml.
uh . floor.
Nollet of Final Settlement
Notice is h.reby given that the un
‘iersigned administrator of the estate of
Mary E. Richardson. decree«-«!, has tiled
w,lh th«- county clerk of Linn county.
Oregon, his final account in th«- matter
of nal,j w,tatei BrKj the county court has
appointed
Monday, the 2d day of April,
»|
J l‘.<23, at the hour of one (I) o’clock
in the afternoon of said day, in the
county court room in the court house in
Si.Tuiuiiil ifc'S’rtX
Dell Sutherland has returm-d to »“<d final account, th«- objections there-
after h.r o<___
**’• ,f *"> ,hrr*'
Bn<l tur th<' final
sch « after her illneea.
settlement of said estate
The Parent Teach«-rw Association
Dated thia 24th day of February, A.
I D
made 216 NO from their Waging-
'
R,UY gasvm«. Administrator,
ton's birthday program
Five dol- J L M Curl, Atty for Admr.
of «... i, to t* r»tnb.t«l to . K“ :!
IK
m W mia I
fund to send a tblegat«
ft MB
< »re-l _______
gon to the National Parent Teachers
Convention.
A double header basketball game
was played here Friday evening the
City Daily’s
Second at. Portland, Oregon
lx>banon girls played the Scio girls.
The latter were defeated by a score
We want the farmant to ship
ua their
of 22 to 7. The Scio boys played
the Gates boys and Scio won by a
score of 35 to 8.
Miss Morcom was not able to teach Highest Oregon Quotations paid,
school Wednesday afternoon on ac-
f. o. b. Portland
Eggs and Cream
Poultry Prices this Week
Henn, 4 pounds and over ...........................................
Hens, under 4 pounds ........................................................
Young Roosters
.................................................................
Stags........... ......................................................
Old Roosters ..................................
Capons. « pounds and over .................................................
< apons. under 6 pounds...............
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Geese...................... -..........................
Ducks .....................................................................
Turkeys, alive...............
17c
14c
)«<.
12c
7c
25c
20c
12c
12c
23c
LARGE & HACKLEMAN
Poultry Feeding Station
Old Butcher Shop Stand
Scio, Oregon