«is.-. i- Railroad lime Table TALE OF THE TURTLE Arrival and Itepurturv of Passenger Whera This Stupid Animal Fea** as a Siudsnt ef Aatrsnsmy. Trains For an animal that la rated so low Woodburn-Springfield Branch WEST SCIO North .. South 7:50 a m 5:31 p.m. Corvallia A Ena tern HUNKERS Tn Allmni From Albany Motor to Mill Ci tv • »a _ •• • • from !> Unity except Sunday Auto bus leaves Scio p*r*. to completely formed- that to, noe until the four star* which form the croe* have moved on through the hr*vet.» aud have reached a punì ttam ¡»rpendta-ular to the hortron II to even reported toy a member of one et plortug »(¡»editto« in Venezuela that at midnight, when the turtles »er* bring watrhed by the naturalista, tbe great masa of < reatare* went back Into tbe waters without laying, leaving but a few of their companion» behind them to art aa sentinels At half ¡Miai 2 in the mon.Ing. at the moment when the ü<>u ehern ('m** seemed exactly prrpetollrular to the boriaen. a great motion was perr-el»«! on tbe shore of tbe river, and tbe tur ties came ont In battaltam» They seat tered rapidly tn all directions, dug to-to» tn tbe »and. deposited their egg* and then covered up the plarea, taking great pain* to leave the surface »mouth and flat •a they bad found it-~Argo- nauc Saved Hl»w»al1, Aa to the moat etubarraMlng mo ment In hia Ufe. Ü K Treat related It to the Hub In thto way "1 had taken Gladi» Harcourt to a THE MAN AND HIS JOB. •Well («fo after thè mera. ami a» we Were botta bungry I ordored witboui •tini. wblte Ih» acoro mouided up. W ben tbe citarli feti beatale my |Jate 1 wa* antounded « mi dlaruvety timi I bad kart my r«irae. d< in the i rowtaurant. Al- ready ih» welter > wee bevkoutag to coma otre. tu ufitavr I wee aure to he irtr«li.| tiledja. unaware drawing oa her of my dilemma. glutea A great cl<«k buotniMl the b»ur I wa* aaved. for at tbe twelfth •trota* I awoke’•-Oakland Tribun* Patriotin. Warden Ilare you ever been tn any European JallT Frlaotier So’ My motto ha» been to nr America tiret — i , Mar ot Hope C««ey Werkae gheuid Ge* a Chanc* ta Baar*!** Hi* Ability. In tbe AmerUwa Maganti* llertwau t*>-hneider, bool of en glnrertug of tbe Vnlveiaity of Cincin uatL who baa devoted bto Ilf* to a •tudy of human ability and Otting tha right Job to th* right man. aaya “There la a new paychology <>C work < me of it* iiMwt luaplrlng principle* to that the man wh«> mak** a failure cm on* job to likely to make a »mere» of lb* j«b of an oppoalte type, aaauming of courae. that be falla ta tbe face of real effort Thto to the »lenificane* of failure: It pointe the way to an occu palliai which tnreu» ewe* Failure to a willing man I» merely mlaplace- meot o* hla job Failure at one job to twu a calamita. It I* an Ind leaf low. Ev­ ery failure to a gtildepoat to aucce*a. • Fortunately »>m>e employer* are be (tuning to unde rat a ml thto. When a man falla In no* Jnb they ah I ft him to another of an optxwtt* type. And If the worker to not laxy or dl»h<>n eat he uaually »UCveed« No foreman «tomid b* allowed to dlnrharge a man. He ahould merely report to a central <*bc* that the man la md •t»-cv**ful cm tila i* rt leu lar kind <»f work In an ottwr ilepartmenl be may break rec -»>r buaineea Tbe ahlfttug of failure* mean* lb* making of *uc - - -- - •• Slow Came Madge — Waa George fading While you were playing gulf* Marjorie - tira ritma. I bo(v noti Why. I accepted him John Adama. John Adams. who died In Ma ninety flrat year, eras I ba uldeet of our el presidente. Ths Egg and th* Shell. Eggabeila str mad* chiefly of carl» bats of lime *nd tbe ,<>lk I» half wa 1er. half ”i) and albumen while the wblte *f an ogg. aa It la < allot rou«l»te rtf water chiefly with all»«turn aud a little pboaplturua aud »ulpbur Th* yolk always float* at the top of th» «bite, so to toe sa near aa ¡««»»ibie t<> tbs ben when »be atta u|»u It to hatch It. while two cord» attach**! to the yolk, one at each end prevent It frotn actually ton. hing tbs abril Í ! , ' There will never be a Better Time To Buy an Automobile Than Now 1\ AO FOR car prices touched the bottom a year ago, they will never be as low as they were then. Your motor dollar has higher purchasing power right now than you can expect to have in the future. [he high prices of materials and labor which have been brought about by the war will be maintained for years after actual hostilities cease. I he whole world will have to replace billions of dollars worth of machinery and equipment which has been destro yed. The sensible time to buy a new car is right now—and the sensible car for the average man is the GRANT SIX 9 the Grant Sa. That's why 20.000 Grant Sixes are being pro­ duced this season---anu ths H<»i*>ru* cuuatol* of a •mall cup of Turkish coffee aud a rvli. At n<»n there 1* a bowl ot sour milk tyaourt. and breed. Thick Turkish coffee la taken again tn the afteraoou to key up appetites for the prtociiaU meal, which comes at ulglit Thia meal Includes, probably, pilaff (meat and rtcei. several kind* of vegetable*, pastry ami thick coffe«. I’tae work- man'» tnral la etili more aliuple a chunk <>f bread and an union or a bumb of sr»|>n There are, however, »nw dtoliea upon tbe Turkish bill of fare which tbe returned westerner never ceaaea to regret. ITIaff to one. It to a fuml aa natlunal with tbe Turk aa the potato with tbe Irish, aa tbe cabbage with tbe German. It take* a multitude of forum, but Its basic quality. It* quali­ ty of being pilaff, to derlvwl from rlc* being cooked tn such a way as to pre­ serve *•< h grain firm ami distinct. Tbe rtre to anpoltolmd and In cooking takes on a gelatinous coat. Momctimva Il la boiled In mutton fab a rich, smooth. Inviting dish Huuietlmr* bits of roast mutton are mingled with It. when It tiecnmea a meat pudding of delicious flavor It to cv»ked with email cur­ rants and pine nuts, fragrant aodaptcy. It to stuff«*! with date* am! flavored with orange peel; l>y many of tbe milk food, prepared by tbe Turks Yaotirt. «-ultured uillk aa thick a* sour cream. pre|*ired I in tbe rich milk <*f tbe buffalo cow, a •attofaction to the moat pam|>ered tim­ er. Chicken breast milk, made from grated chicken breasts; jelly like ri< o milk, starchy pudding, eaten with sug­ ar and rosewater, and vaourt. with chopped niitmeats. are other dlshr* The Turks are fowl of sweet* They prepare a kind of bread which they soak in boney and oat with rich cream. They also prepare pastry in striugw utkrd tn honey Meats, with the as- wptlon of mutton, are prwr In Ittrkey, but thru the Turk to a good ileal of a vegetarian Tba Turkish porter, or bamai. dine* on a chunk of bread coating a cent, to­ gether with a melon or a bun-h of grai>ea or an onlou or a |Se- * of < herae, to the coat of another cent, noil con­ siders bls meal complet» Vet bto dal ty toll consists in carrying ¡m> king rase*, piano* and other kul< kkua> ks around on hl* taick to the astonish tuent of every visitor acquainted only with the prowea* uf porter* tn the west This rugged Turkish burden bearer eats a dinner at night whhh co*t* about * cents -a bowl of pilaff with Mta of meat In It —National Geo graphic Hocletv Bulletin < * ¿V*»e«'¿C' W WHAT DOES DEATH MEAN? f. o. b. C leveland Economy of operation and the assurance of lowest possible upkeep cost make the (¿rani Six the logical car to buy. With the Grant you get twenty miles to a gallon of gasoline and 900 miles to a gallon of oil. No other car will cost you less to run. It is every citizen’s duty to help conserve such important resources as gasoline and oil. and in buying the Grant Six you arc doing this. In the Grant Six you have a full sized, full power­ ed five passenger touring car (or three passengei roadster) without extravagance. It is a car tliat any man may be proud to own. On this point we are emphatic. No other car within several hundred dollars gives you more than you get in FOODS THE TURKS EAT. An Art.»« Called It ~th* Chanc* to K*« glare th* Infinite." A new deflnltl-m of death I* I hit I by a French art tot, who ha* n<>w teal«*! tit* truth of hl* own word* •T'eath la Ilf*’* moM In-ailtiful I adventure " It exprvaa.-* th«- nature of tbe adventure. Till* Frew b arttot. It ■< <-ma. wa* en- | a no-red uf the apa e hh-a. lie wa* ' ever viewing the world aa a ve- «-I vo, | aging, lie emlravorvd tvltli artlxt >1 . »Ion to vtenaltae the world aa ntohlng • through Influitwle by other world* or tn a etream of rotneta, planet*, eater lol*, anna Am! hl* dreatti of flight* arroa* the gulf* to Mara, to j Venue outalde th«’ a”lar avai’tu. to ; filrlua and th* greater anna With ' i-alnt he atrove to render what G«*dho expreaaea bi Uo- aoug «< the anhan gela In the tqwnlng of "I'auat " All the kind* uf <>• ¡>aaa over, willing- ly. reluctantly We have no « hole*. and there ar* no rv-mptlon» Proba« bly we liar* no choice eoncendng wbat Beam to to be. Whether It mrena ex­ tinction or confer* Immortality, wtwtb er It la a giorlona adventure or uaber* u* Into another aordh! rttoten«r l»>ind rd by another death, we have no pow er to determine We await Ita coming and Ita aolutton. both. We are ita vic tin» «ar Ila benefielarle*. but we have no power to change It* destiny The bold dreamer welcome* It a* oppor­ tunity Tbe tires! apirit to reronclM to it aa rear Terhapa It will bring to every man hla different h«pe let u* ao traat-MInnaapolla Journal. Matched. Town*—Met Gabtd* end Perkin* at a amoker la»t night and loir’-du-ed them to each other ltr<>wn*—Oh. »ay. If* a chame to In tn «luce a bore Ilk* Gabble to anybody Town*— It a evb dent you don’t know Perkin* or you'd •a* the huxnor of 1L • OREGON I if* r«