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Wheat ctoop per ion
Hat chop
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Flour per sack
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Why Washing«».. Had ts Wa.« Uw«"
Apr.l JO In trta
Although Man h t ta lb» (talc set by
law for the liiau.urutl.-u <4 our pre» I |
■Iwata tbrii. w»» our ot'iatbm when th.-
<uto was ir«t •>.wetted, tnr tieurf
IVaslilngtuu was lusuguratrd ua April
an. I7M* Inal, ad ■>< Mar. b «
When th» ■■Miaillutiou bad tws-n rati
tied by the rv.pit.il® iniuiler of states
the t'oatlueiiial <uogrwaa by rrswlutloii
of Sept IX I«'*, art tbe nr»i Wad ties
■lay of th® follow Ing March tManb I
ITNtn ae I ba ‘ Uwe far «-ommenclng pro
.-wsdtags antler ibe new furrn of gov
etniuetil
Owing to del»«» «»f rartoua kind»
such as difficult!«» of travel etc . men.
bee* of the Oral c.uigrv«a were Ver,
slow to aawui M» in Sew York, aud a
quorum of both boueea was not oil
ialned until April d Tbe ci-util Ing of
tbe electoral rote, tbe multi« atn-n uf
Washington and hl» Journey from
Mount Vernon tn Sew York took unit
April 23 and hi» lu«iigurati<>u was ee<
for April an
Illa term «r ■•th.e was. howerer, «.on
•trued aa baring cunmon* .d on Mac h
4. the date »et by tbe Ciattlueulal con
gross for tbe Inauguration of ti>e new
(nrernateut. »»d so it came to an end
ata March 4. ITu3. although It lacked
nearly two motifi»s of the four year,
pro’ ided for by the cwa»tltdtlon New
York Timea
OREGON
Dent Keep Fish Alive Alter You Get
Thom Out
«h» Waler
Probably ulne tenths of the flshrt
oteu hereabouts make Ute mistake of
frying to keep their dah »live after the.
are taught oa the theory that rite tl.-»h
will taste belter after they get borne
and prepare them fur thr pan for ciwik
ins They string them ami kmp them
In tbe water or let them tile In the
■•reel
Tbe cwttotn ta a an»take. according
to thr experts The. dr late tlw> I mm I
way la to kill the tub the umment it la
Ismlcd by pushing It* brad latch ami
thus brew king thr neck nt giving tt s
hard blow on thr bead
Thru take a
knife and “Need" tbrui by running the
knife blade around tbe bottom of tbe
gills
"In order to get your nah brnue with
out any din ■■lorstkm.' declare« a vet
eran angler "take along a yard ur two
of white ib«» s< loth, and aa soon aa tlm
flab 1» caught kill tt and bleed II Thru
dam|wn the cloth and wrap up rat h
flah separately, taking care that no two
flab touch ra h other
'Ry doing thia you will flint that the
flsh will retain all tbe color mark In *
Just as clear ami bright ns when It was
flrat taken from tbe waler aud the flab
will be sweet ami palatable '
i'hlta
lelphla ledger
Nape Isen ‘a Custodian at hl Hsian*.
Htr Hudson Low®. tbe man appointed
by England to tu* the custodlaa of the
emperor, arrived at Kt
Helena oo
April 14. ISIH
Ilia apltrarame was
not prep n asi u sing
Itr was rttraordl
nartly thin with a stiff carriage
He
had a long Itony face, biot, tied with
red and gcauty hair of a dirt, yellow
color
Ills hollow eyee g>vainrd OU
tier thick reddish eyebrow» but were
furtive and re-tlr«»
ut-’er t<»>kins
straight at any our to»» by atraltb
That 1» a itad tuan
declared Na
IM.Ieon when be bad »ecu Unit
Hl«
eye aa be examined me waa like a
hyenas caught In a trap'
He really rwaeml.lrd tills horrid, aly
animal in Its walk aa well as In hair
and eyes lie ne’er «at down when be
waa talking but swung about hroltat
tngiy and with abrupt lerks -“With
Napoleon at Mt Helena “
Life’s Little Tragedies.
A youth dashed into ttte Aortal '•
• bop
There waa something wrong al-out
those red rosv-s you sritf tbe Indy on
L4n> <dn avenue.'* he declared
"I'm sure they were •ent." replied
(be florist
"I remember the order
You said you wanted the very cheap
egt ones, a drawn and a quarter llrre
Joe "
Tbe new tw»y came forward
"You rememler tbuee r<<ere you took
to Lincoln avenue
Mure you got the
address right T'
"Yea. str
I t«»ik tt off tbe bill flat
em. sir"
"Bring tbe MH here "
T can't air I pot It In the Itux with
tbe rneee**’—Cleveland Plain Itraler
w Bargain.
"Loeb, dearie al tbe lovely pair of
• bo®» I bought today
Much a bargain
too only S3 Wft
"But aren't they a trifle small for
rear
"New mat you mention It I think
tney are but what can oo® expert for
•orb a rtdkuious prier' M Louie
post IHapetrb
The Otfforewos
Maa haa fashioned the world
He
has tunneled Its peeks l.rklged It*
chasms, drained Ita floods laid tables
acroee Ita oteuIt* cut Ita tatbmoaeo
farmed Ita doeerta and sei up It* rlv
lltxationa
He fashion*
Woman fol
lewa the faahieue -that is tbe differ
FLYING 8ULLETS.
Farces That Control the Curve They
Taka to Rsech the Ground.
Tbe trap- lot. of < nflr to lite curve
wld< h lite bullet tie* rilww in travel
tug fr»n> U m - niusAto ol the rifle to its
untrk at a gltcu range Th!» curve to
U m * tvunp’Hieut t’f two forces flrwt. th..
Stouten lUUt liu| art cd to the Itultot In
Ute title barrel him I ■»■■■ml. the down
w.tt’l pull of gravitation
Many per
•on» have the rtrv«i<».u* Itlca that ao
Puig u> a t- -ly to traveling ahead very
fast it w III tod drop
Tin- fitlu>.y of thia notion ran be
«ery prettily ■b*twu Ity * lat»>ratory
vipertuient In wbirb twil ruldwr ball«
of tbe «ante »i«e amt weight are pm
)■» led from a miniature iata|iult at
pt»-, •■•h U m - tuime tnstnnt. but In such
a way (hat lull A has double tbe ve
!<• >l of I m II II Although ttall A will
travel twhy i* far a* iwll li iiefore
It »trike» lite dour. It will alwaya be
<4. ■
ed ttaal Ute two bell» strike ttw.
fl.K>r ul tbe asuie tnatsul
lit. it ■•!■■ it», titan, does n-d free a
rid.- Im let from Ute rffe> t of gravity,
but It d-»-s cfialde II tn travel a greater
dl»lau<ahead la-fore II baa had time
tn fallal- given ill»tante That Is the
true r«-t...n why high velocity tends to
give m low tfajc lory
for < otnpariaon
of tartrid ■
the bright of ilia trajec
lory al mul mge ta generally taken as
the »taudard «luting
,
APACHES OF PARIS.
Qtr.te Over an UndtrwsrIS Beauty Led
ta Their Untieing.
Ttte ape lira or Parts are an ■•nler of
the lowe»t and moat dangerous criml
nsto In the world Tltere Is not a great
tvalrul or. yt’isitlon like tbe Italian
order» anti no nxtal rules or a-Mtriubltae
It ■onaiata merely «f gronisi of crooha
»1 era Ung tn different quarters of the
rlt
Tliese little .-rollpa or circle« lake
tln-ir nautr- from Ute quirter of the
• Ity that they Inhabit and bsve their
own cvtitvrnUonal signs, plat es of meet
tag le-tdeta and lite like
Tbe mem
Iter* are itatmlly young leginning a*
latya <-f ten or nfleeu years
I he watuen a»»«» lali-d with these
■ riiuiinil Iwiida are called marmltro In
the vernai uiar of the underworld
There was a struggle In Perla tietween
the ai-achr tiawla «/ Ma nd* ami lecca.
Invol. ing like tbe lltad. lite atalu< tb>n
of a Helen Mhe wa* a tamotio beauty
In the aublerraiteun cafe» of Carta and
«ailed, in lite enrol of Montmartre 1st
Caaqu« d’Or
Hie very name has th«
ring of roman».-
Hite waa lietrotbed
to tbe leader of the Manila and waa
tamed uff by tbe rival Itaml of l*cy
Mat followed lietwren the tsindn—a
bitter vindictive, ttaaaiy feud
Ttila . ..iilest destroyed lite s|wu hc aa
trudaiiey In Paris Melville l< I'oat In
Msturday Evening Coat
FAMOUS
BRIDGES.
The MlattooL Lergeet and Mast Ornete
gSrweiuree ef Their Kind.
TN m - b|gge»t bridge lu Ibe w.trkl ta thr
Forth bridge
Ibe iirutob navy cau
l>e»s uu*ler tt. and Ila Uggcet dread
naught ks>ka Ilka a pygmy lu < <uupari
eon
The blgtHsu bridge In the w-wld to
tbe wonderful slugle »fan which
ereesee the gorge dia* u« cred by 1J»
tagston«-. luto wbl< b the mighty Zaiu
beai lew|» In a fall only mat. hed by
.Niagara. This lUlit. airy lt»>kltig struc
ture to MX» fret above the river Iwd. »•
dial the dome of Kt Pnul'a could cvwa
fortably ataúd beneath It.
The liuigvst single «pan In the wurM
la the *|mn of llr<»>klyn brhlgr It hi
a eiisiwualou bridge, and Its eupporUug
lowers are l.thsi frei apart
Imagiite
(hr Strrligth of the cable« capabln of
supporting such a tefrifc deed weight
to Which add Ibe surging traffic of two
vast cities
The two loiigi.t tirklges in the woeki
are U m - Tay Itridg« lu H> oí I sim I and thr
great bridge » lib h .arvlra lite railway
Scroa« tbr Hi Ito* reme at Munitomi
Thr m-mt i-ruate bridge In tbe world
ie tbe Tuwrr brhlgr a< r<sv» tbe Thamre
In ft. i. II to |M-rliape the m -«t tieotiilful
bridge In exlstrme It to unique loo.
in that It to Kob a girder l-ri-lge and a
suspension lirklgr and Is also like thr
•n< Icui drawtu-idge» of romance
Its cost waa ti basitasi, wbl fa to Just
sl»ait half tin- amount tbe Eortb bridge
«.ail—I Bindon t'hrolik'te
INFLATION AS A DEFENSE
tasr Fe» thè Pvffer Fisti te Belli Ite
Naturai Anemie«.
The puffrr n«h nfforda a iio’el exam
pie of thè wuy naturo eometlnH*a Works
to prolect ber crealur«-» The tiiany
illffrreiii *!»•■ Ir» liihalilt all tropical and
ofber wartn a. a» ami i-rialn terge rlv
er» Few of tbrm r<n>b a lene Ih of
moro than twu feel
Tbe pe* ubar vhara* irrisile ..immoli
In all of titani la tbrlr ablllly to In tinte
tbemselvr« «liti alr or water unlil ttw-y
become alnumt apberk al In »luti»* The
alr or water Ihat Alle lite stalomm or
tbe enupbageai sa. te retnlurd by a
valve Iti tbr tbrimt and nn lie di»
- harge-l altmnit Instantly
A few gv»»t slxed w up wi-rv pte.'ed In
otte of tbr .'Xhlblibtu tank« of thè New
York Zooi' gl al aoriety wltb a d>«en
¡•uffrra alioiit iwii Inrlira long Tlw
hm gry acup ai OtH’S attackrd thè puff
era. bui In sn ln»lanl rvery puffrr In
Usimi Itaetf so ■ ompicti-h wltb water
thal II lesini- albumi glolnilar All thr
acup could do su tu kn.s k tb> m nbout
tlkr toy tMtlksms ino big to lw swal
lowed tnn •mo.'th to affonl anv hol.l
to tbr Jawa
l’uffcr» filai liecuoie frtgliieiiwl uear
thr surfa--« nf U m > ara and are In Animi
wltb «Ir aonirtltnra drift esilara, «bere
Threatened the King.
they roti ab.ng llw santi» untll thry die
Tbe boitwr of kuigliUu»ul ta not one
ami are drlrd by Ibe »un and wlnd
Wilk h np(«eal» to every Issly
<X»ke of
Thr Japenr«« mnkr tenlrrna uf thrIr
Norfolk wh<» toii.i lerntl that ba had a
Arimi taflaied budien. for ih.- atrelcbed
far better claim (hau tbe apeater to
■kilt la aa tnui»|inrrut aa olimi poprr —
llit> «le Igmtlion of llrsi < oiuiuonrr of
Youth'e l'ouii-anloti
England, atruagiy diallknl ihe kiea of
a ha mile Io bls name
This fact was
usneen'» Backward Suburw.
well kio-wn to tieorge IV
When Coke
iVlmbtedou prvi .l iie. lt in nue re
wa* h<>sen io brad a <le|-utatk>u pray
Ing U m - king le dismlaa from bls t«ee •pm I the mo»i tMi kward -d l.oiwkm
I ntll I<sr2 thr streets of
»>-u and ..'umll Un««- advisers who by •ulwtrlsi
their c’UMPHt had proved Ute in »el re» Wimbledon were stilt lit bv oil and thr
alike cuemie» to tbe llirone and peo lamplighter coaid I* »eeu every <-vrn
I«« <-corgi' antH.au-ad Uta I be would mg making bi* rmtnda. with his ladder
get r’nt with him
"If Coke trf Nor oil bte shoulder The iVlinblrdon tamp
folk euiera my preeeoew." he declared. 'tgbtrr used mat- be» luat.-a.l of tinder
'I swear I II knight him " lit« threat «nd steel, but otherwise hto ineibials
was rv|entcl ftt ( oke who rejoined. were Ibe »»me a» th-we purauml by Ills
'If be dares su- h a thing I swear i'll prrdr- rs«ors in the davs of Quern
break hl« sword '
And. aa tbe sturdy j Anne lamilon Mall
Norfolk squire wss quite capable uf
Penalty of Larinsss
doing this tieorge refrained from car- '
tired uf I>r|ieritnrnt
IVhet'a this
rylug out bis tbreak
tying on my desk I The last dunning
a
tetter rtseivm! from my tailor duly
Fset ef the Chameleon.
inlttslmt by all my clerk«
Ob doari
In tbelr tongue their, feet end their
Wbal bave I d.me? Actually «ent It
gyee chatueletUM differ remarkafily
around to tie duty noted bi tbe whole
from other lltard* Tltelr feel. I bough
staff witbout taking the ironIito to l.aik
|Mm»rMiug Ove tuew. are divided Into
al It!- Fllegrinle matter
two grasping groups, bathing like a
bawl ta mitten» and only by rkoee eg-
Ol Berns Uss.
auiliiathm you perceive tbe prenonce
t rent trinen
>r mark ml
the pro
of Ibe two or tbe ibree -tp|»mlng re
frwaor "the general function nf tbe
•pe» lively but ao clime togeUier ae to
brail« of »e. i-ni I w-artied <m mls-rs of
spitrar like one lir-md one On tbe ped
this class te Io keep their Ur kt le» from
d«d sole» or palm» of these grasping
sllpldng off''—Harvard !tomi»»in
Um lie you - an feel and see tbe »mall
may one »ay palpi, which enable them |
to gra*p so flrtuly that It la difficult to I The true w-rrire» of life are luesUm
able In money and are never paid.-B
delgi h a chameleon from Its fo-tbold
L Klrvenaoii
Tlm»e clinging tert togrlher with their
Nemln't Ge Higher.
prehensile tail enaltio them lu sustain
A drawing ma«ter who had fiero
thetnaelvoa - hi tbe ltrs mhos to the
worrying a pupil with cuatemptuoaa
strongest gale
remarks as to hl» want of »kilt to tbe
oee of tbe pencil, ended by saving
Origin of 'GsvHlematt.*
"If you were to draw me foi exam
It I* quite «utumonly bold that the pie tell me whet pert von would draw
word gentleman to made from tbe two Bratr
wonts gentle end man. hot thia ta
Tbe pupil, with a »ignllleaut meow
•>>t the caw originally the word wa» Ing In hl« eye. hwiked up Into hi» ma»
spelled "gentllrman and «Ignlttad lit tor's face and quietly said
erally a I'hrtoUan < .invert
''Tour aei'k. alr " Ixmdoti TU iuta
I old > cunee from Ibe old Anglo-Nel
on end stgnlflrs ~to egrrp a loaf." it
Meiher’s Week
wa. afiplled Io tbe ml» I res* of th» I
"Father, you always aaoai to be la a
bouse »• the -me wh«i served Ibe bread
beiter humor wbeu you tome home at
lri«li W-irld
night Iban when yoa go away I d the
morning." «aid Ibe daughter
Heuaekeepee’e R**sen.
'ttf course replied tbe parent, "vow
'Wb it to > our chief oblerUow to *oe
«ee I bave mime money ta my [««fcet
tng ph turear*
when I conte home"• tanker» Stale»
"Tbe duel that hs> accwOMlahed b» .