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H«i &av»d Many • L«!».
W lien a :««■■ >f .1« Ut- p I« HI ,g
■ '< urs it generally ha« on«' of turc.
•gins. The i u*:> h .« swal <>w< «|
■ )a>i«on by m »tu-<• for nud
,
.«• ha» tn«-«l to commit sui a. -, «<r
<■ im* cutrh »ulnetililig li<4t fur
teasun <«r another is not til for
When we h-ar that u v.h o.-
- <>r un entire « .«miiiunitv !. .*
u.. red from poison :l; iliini r«.i-
. will I m ’ th«* « ti - . t u:i«-. It u..i
that the fikid taken .» inherently
«onon«, aa in tint t aso ut poison
u» musliroum», er it may Le tii.it
’•■od or«gmaily pur«* La» «uf?«nd
iiii<a! change» beenUfc it ba»
< *i kept too long or Iin >t l»e< n
pro; - rly cared for.
i ne »ymplo.ii, of acute poisoning
■ generally »«» terrifying that the
ductor i* quickly atirnin<>nc<!, an«l
that tv well for he Will be i . -lol.
In many caaes it is not possible
to tell at one«’ just v.hat kind of
poison m causing the trouble, but it
i« certain that whuteii-r it i« it
*
quickly a« possible, 'l iter«« «re •.« «
1
from the •tomacli — • other t»v a
»tom.: i p imp, which the doctor
wtl] bring and u*c, or by an rinttic.
The simple musiard and water
« i.ctic mu do ii«j harm, un<l ’,-oi
should gfvv it while y-»u uro waiting
f-«r the do« ¡or. l'..uii table mu-
turd—u tvb|:’«po«.’ifui stirred in
half u pint of s|ig!itlv warm wat«-r
mid »aallowe«l q
.1 v- lia« »¡no-«.
»
back h .,«• in tua
Ssm, my driver,
a ill take ver to the dopo’ for a
quirl« r”
Itirmitighum Ag«»-Hrr
aid.
Men
W«t>«
Mamaría».
Sericea th«’ Wise could repeat
won 1» in the unintwrupted
stK-.ei non in which they wc.-e read
t Ron an orutor
tu him. i I
i, ilortensiua. < ould re
bef«>r ■ ('»<
cite nil t! ír pr’> -pirn nt a public
unction. Timm ¡atocles who co ti
aidered it a ri at«> r art to forget
t’ n t > ri'inemb r. learned the Per
, 3
ip. ,. of n )ejf.
FAMILY VACATIONS.
T.mMr.r,
8». arati n
I«
Somat.mse
Coad For the Home Circi».
Ml
< ne ■ an think of families
nervou in«tu!-ility is ex-
n var «U« form» bv the
me mir «," u rit<s Percy
. ■
•o ■-
•
«
• »•
V
r ' ;
FAT MEN br úcNi S.
Hugo, Duonas
amd B a xac War«
8 □ of Cr«tn and Body.
It it frBqncnily averred that fat
i» d'-ailcU«D< t<> tin* I rani and >*oil-
scqueutly a J'"’ to intellectual acliv«
It
Hut I» tin« «o' Some of the
gr< . Iv«t men the worl’l ha» ever
known were pump even to obe»ity.
Napoleon wa» «leciilcdlv rotund. Dr.
Johnson wu* llc«hv even to flabb»-
news. So w«> lu» biographic al »had
ow. lb —«ell
The world and an,overcoat, it i»
said, loiild hardly contain the glory
of Sictor Hugo's from«
And th«'
embon|H>int of the author of “lx's
t|i»< r.il'le«" w>i» mo*! richly <|r««*rv
ml, for his favorite dish was a ton
glomeratmn of vrai cutlet-, limn
bean» and oil, r«»st*t Iwef and toma
to sauce, omelets, milk and vinegar,
mustanl and cheese, which he swal
low <«] rapidly nn«l in immense qttan
t:t>< -, washing <bn»n the whole with
. « drafts of « ' IT« ”
Rossini, the celebrated Italian
comp «•’ Cof operatic mu»ic, had not
been able to see bis feet f' " six
years err hi» dc-.iih
He lia» b«*cn
di ■cri!” «l a» a “liippop« t.imus ir>
Irotiser».” and yet his cnornwru.
Inilk «lid not prevent b m giving ti
the mn*i«’ul world such operatic
treasure» as “The Barber of Se
ville,” “William Tell” and ‘ loi Gai
ta Isolra.”
Jules Gabriel Janin, eminent ss a
Frcn» h dramatic critn and a m>>«t
»»rolific writer, would have broken
<|own i 'I iv t««-nt ” t'i « «-nturv »ofa on
which he might have happened tn
•it.
Then, take th«’ pn«-lolinte
Alexandre Dumas, author of “The
Three Musketeer»,” “M<mte t'ri«t<>'
and ii host of other famous work«
li
eouht cat thri’c beefsteaks
where any other man ate one.
The mo»! fertile of all French
romancera. Balzac, i» »uni to have
looked more like a hogshea«] than a
man.
Three ordinary |x-r»on»
stretching hand» could hardlv reach ,
round In» waist.—Iz«n<b>n Tit-Bits
utilcr
Goldt .naît bi:!' - in hia Imok, “The
N«*ri ■ u» Sistem and It» Conserva-
tion.’
“ i i ■«• are the famili«*« which are
given to quarreling and recrimina
tion at h-'liia. Ii'.it unit«* with even
greater pugnacity against the out
sider who ha» incurred their dis-
pleasure. Thev make themselves
tniie-r.iblv, blit seem tillable to help
it. Where tho taint is graver there
is «’wnr'gbt neura<thenia. Emm
buc I i stock < -me certain individuals
with marked tahmt, but hampered
by self <-<>n»ciou«ncM and cx<*«*»sive
M mutivoncaa.
An-' further on he continue»:
“Th«* • l.isli of antipathetic per
sonalities is a most serious clement
ai ong the < .< » « wf nerve fag. It
i «any n l,fe.
Ii :«'e» washing «>■;!
is « m- vi r I« ■ oine» st< adily mon
lie » -> H '- i|, it I S It s': I,til t ’H'l-
ii’tmg offi'et, which i» un «'.telle; . pot« ..t fir i.” try when a certain
tiiir-, sin'«- a< lie poisonint* i« of leu measure of f .i.gur has arrived, for
a>ìil* «I irrito!'.,:tv rm ir.s mon* an I
fol;-- d t ii dunger«--:« collapse.
m-rv
" . !■ t on. It is a rare
i or that r<.i»o!t d<> eicrvllim
family
in
which
the atmosphere is
yo’i « nti tn u;>|. -rt the sir : -th
n<»: ii.i|>roi«*<i . v temporary separa
ii b’dly po:ton<<l p«’r»on. Eve:» aft
ti ei of the h <•:
mat«’*.
er til«’ »to-i’ii-h lias b •-•:» «.apt.
“The «’iitcrtaining of visitor»
end the « I*- s’r.:ptonu> have •■ih
IS I 600? VIN Î3 IJL'W
sided the danger of c< !lu »<• ma »err«■* a go I purpose when the I
lic verv great. Warm I- i .
» . ii «. gU'*st* ab-orb iticntion that other
HIM’ U o.-lil lie brst-'Wcd « XclUh'.Vl'Iv
hot water bottle» are helpful, but i
HE is the man who »ells you the
upon meiiiii-r* of the home circle
is not of ii'.ui'h >i-e t i .1« ti ti
A Curious Dost.
Drugs at. I .Medicines that
ami in a critical spirit. It i» a
lants bi the m • itii ir id tiio »loti
According to a Chine*' legend,
keep you in good health.
lamentali
’
fu«-t
that
in
most
fumi
acb ha» been emo*. • I.
there lived m Canton
n in l>.
li«« then’ is more restraint in
HE is «he man who sells you the
\« he.I U’.e | >l<o.;i is ,i «treng
fore Christ an artist named lain
spec« h «ml more consideration in
preparations that keep you
the ttonuu h pump «aiii .it t - u---
Kn • 1‘nung. wlui won an immortal
con«hi t wiicn out- ii I- ts are pr< M«nt;.
beautiful
or handsome a..d
for four of I'tt th« r tnjurv to th«’ a
I _ reputation
_r_____ owing
___ _ to the
__ ____
fact ____
that
th;« «u;*?< -t» another valuable serv
happy.
ready lacerate«] pullet, i o th«'
i lie w»a able to fashion out of a l><*un
ii e render- ■! I r th ■ company. Neu
m.i is t’ • i.c I t: ■
j «
HE is th«- man who sells you the
po<l a Ixiiit. complete with rudder,
rasthenia i*. in i certain sense, a
adopt, but in ■ ■. <•« <■;’ i «««I p->
sweets that make life more
i vaila, mast an«l all «dliri necessari
contag-oiii «lisca«". One case filili*
ing the t’i'.<> is ii vnl Ina !
enjoyable.
ippurtenanci’s. Moreover, <m th««
I
<! 11 : ■ -I :
I’ ve r*- tn Others,
t<» the tr«nl:re.ii.
A I <»
.•xtcrior of the boat were engrav^l
Hl 1» th«- man who ««-Ils you the
timi’: !i the - ■ md'irv ones arc ordi
may Le set' ’’.1« eno»«
r
viiriuii« iiutxims In* Confucin*. I<vr
toilet articles that keep you
narily |e«S M*lvn«."
en<’r«p'tic trca!«r.e»t
F »
th « masterpiece, it I» »atd, the Em
in
the pink of cuuditlon.
lagt*. cither b. i’ij?«'tin” »’r
’icrur T»i F«iu pani him l.’Xm tael*
A.compli«:-ad A pa*.
or by git ng brandy or c t »»<•
At t! ■ 1 t <>( M unt Kovrnng. in
Iwitli, cithe«* b mout’i <»* 1» m<
No Change
north
Mun buria. me strange ani-
of un cue.: s. nrcordin.’ to the <
The dinner w.i« vcri l»n«l
nt.«’» < al!,
tr.ri’ianl anknii, «avs a
SCIO, OREGON
<lit.on of the patient. •—Y ou
“Another new cook, eh?“ «ai!
bulletin
of
the
Japan society They
(*<>:npun. r
Mr. Daw-on. “It is strange what s
are larger than ordinary ape* and time we have
with cooks. Tho Dix
Cltack Cu?l«t «f L- ’ i
hav< ven -trot .*, »harp claw«, by
ns have n<> such trouble. Dixon
T> •
which they are «ible to dig spaciou«
w«. telling inc only yesterday that
graceful a:i nul. "< i'’ln:*.g !■
caverns on the rocky aide» «if the
they haie had tho same cook for tri
thirty an I fifty p-»urd». T!
hills.
With he Many Improvement»
years."
of the ire!.* 'When fnii -«r
They work very hard all spring
‘A •■». dear,” «aid Mr« Daw->r
WILL
DELIGHT YOU
and »umr”< r in •( r-r,-.* up »tiffi« lent
inky blackms« on t’e :...k. w » i -1
•weetli, “and did he tell you ah
Moat Suba<ril>er» coniJrr TODAY’S
the bcliv is n» v. bite a* -n ,
foo«l for the winter, when they close «he is ?”
a genuine necesaity bet « imp H actually
contrast l>cing very «tr kin
the entrance to their living qtiar
I
be ;•« to » -Sr ahn<Ml rvrrr p*obkta <4 Ü*e
“No. Who is she?"
l ,
horns arc Mark and «; . i| in
tors and pass the time in hil>crua
witc. HHrthrf and homemaket.
"His wife."—N<*u York Times.
mi l in length itierng - about
Hon.
You will find the clevvr fiction and
C-Wj
rcmaab' rtiMer* ht n real Me Idle reheahmft
e; n indies, dthoug tl
hn<
They carry thine»
___ _______
while ____
stand-
Following a Curtom.
birejr» gm* fcria, u
kno-.rn t«> r*aeh tv-*:»,” • \
ing, after the fashion of human be-
An Anri an trovcler in R u - sib
Pit»’ I gim.. < air li«»>*»ll f
inga,
Wr-'fl-.ng and singing are unearthed <■ relic <>f Catherine tl.-*
Y ou will love TO
n- nl« r. d are *; '■ *d' • > r
their chief pastimes.
Great, winch uinu-mgli illustrate*
DAY’S not only
on f" *1, a» til.’ bn, i
t - «
the conservatism of the Russians,
b«»»u«e a n n*V*>-
A 3it Miaed,
he;"1» n tne a.r ft •: I
< »1 and «’rpnuial-l«-.
tine day hi crossing a bridge »hr
bw I«»«.'»
every
One day a n w pupil in a mu«ic noticed that the half dozen wooden
in ii veri gr; ”ful ri ■
number will briny
settlement *chon| cani«* nome and images upon pedestals which orna
» »me of the1 : ar.- »1 ;> i t su: <■
mt«> y«w bomr, joy,
asked:
tect a: ■- attempt »1 t
ir_*
mented it were weather worn. "‘The
UHfMiatM«. roc our-
i < statues must be repainted,” she
agrrnenl ami (uud
How Fish Roe and 6<rh.
cheer
th”re in a bushel? Teacher want* said. The next day n painter
The mr hl Ider of : i- ■- 1- 1 th
to know.”
A years «ub«cription coal* you only
set to work, and every year after-
provision within th. ir l»o*l.«*» wh
“V, hat?" answered the mother. ward while the empress lived «he
50 cent«
Many nngle »nm will be
worth lliat to you m m-ory-tanng idea« aad
enables them to ri*«’ or Til tn
“What lia» th.it »«««Io with music?” gaw« order« to have them repainted.
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the music school to inquire w hat the poor statue«, covered with more
P* W yoor «hurrk
»••«. <n«w
qiiently the body of the fall »hr 1
kind of music h>*r < hdd wua being than a hundred coats of vermilion
1.« »«. 4 m », . .4 TOOA1 .« »!<»><«) <
Ofa,
until its bulk
equal v -.'i th- >
taught
to
t
»«TT
W i w * SnUk» »w M»O. nee.
paint, have no resemblance to any
ter it displace*. In th” middle ar
The teacher lauehc« I and •ail; thing but ungainly blocks of wood.
upper regions the ld~<l lor exp.im
“Well, that is hardly
___ , correct,
____ , mad-
in proportion.
that the L'-h . ‘ am. 1 What
Deborah Was a Fighter.
__ _ ________
__ _ .....
«c asked _ tour
child was
th.» fi-di is a!n.1 vs eqmtwvndrw ■ how manv I»« at» there wore in a
Oa!
Deborah Sampson was a young
with the water 1:1 which it flonf
measure.”
waman of Plymouth, Masa., who
Thus, according to the dilation nr
served with distinction during the
Haw Thackeray Regarded Scott.
contraction of tho air bludder, th •
Revolutionary war. She enlisted at
fish can regulate its depth in tile
’1
.
. t'lo-
I 1>I- the age of eighteen under the name
MEBK f
.
«xArtalr- I ;t'.e
water nt plea lire
«I Mtali
tnits greater than Scott, vet for the of Robert ShurtclifTe. The military
••O. SWIFT A CO.” «r^ twin«
I latter he felt much admiration and records »how that the young private
Ewruifhl by
Krr*4 a tn «hei ««F Ah« td ** arwl tJ^rrHr«* iratn
A Local Magnate.
even reveremWhen
cn a popular had a splendid army career. No
> ■ - k. < B A ■
•
••Are r<»u thr notti ma rtrr?**
novelist one <!
ju-t Glied
...... him»eif hardship of battle was too trying
•nu
Wri« far oar mw
“Yep?
of .»«» n»■«*■?ml 1«
for something h> had written bv for Deborah. She soon won the con
“tlimme two stami»»."
urg’ng that Scott had written it fidence of the officer* and was n«>t
“Here ye are.
I nl« » sell <lt ,* al«'» lha<k*rnv replied: * 1 do not
infrequently called upon to perform
Patent Lnwycra. «»•*» IBM.
good«, groceries, hardaare and cof thi':k that it betoines cither you or
the most dangerous enterprise. She
307 seventh SI.. WasMngtoa, C. C.
fin*. Need anything of th’ sort '”
me to »|>o nk of Sir Walter Scott as was twice wounded Toward the end
"No. I'm je t pasting through
we wer«’ b • •• • .ils.
Sin h lie n of the war her sex was discovered,
here. Fact i». I'm on my way to the a« von or I should take <»tT our hat*
and she wa* given an honorable dis
station now.”
at the ven mention of his name.” charge from service. latter she re
For bargain« in ranches and
“That «o? I onerate th’ only
“«i ’«rie \ -1'. ■ (a o f Thackeray,’’ reived a pension and a grant ef
city
property aee or write R A
L zjuis Melville.
I land.
i
Scott.
Scio, Oregon.
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Fares
Go home for Xmas.
Slav for New Years
day. < >ur low round
ti ip Holiday tickets
allow you plenty of
time. ./// Points in
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Jan. 3. 1917.
To Califorhia ftoints Dec.
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To Pacific Northwest points
in Washington and Idaho
Dee. 22 to 25 inc. Return
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fares, etc
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