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MfltMt •KIJ^riON
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>ne year in u<lvance
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One year. «I ••nd of y»-«r ........
Si» month* in advance
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Howdy!
Here we are »vain.
Your »mile ia charming
it Uy
keep
Don’t waste time talking about
prosperity. Grab it!
The up» and down» of bu»i-
iH- mi are pri
,
Is your wifi* it jewel? Tell her
ao. Tell her so, anyway.
Blessed i» the man who pay»
hi» bill.-* if we gel the dough.
We might add a little spice to
life by turning Teddy loo -«• on
Villa.
Why even «peak of Mexico,
when speaking appears to be ali
that we have the courage to do?
Big business is on the boom.
So I- 1 ttle l>n»il>v»M. S» IS
IllitUd V4 V4 'HI »• »>» W-‘
Il i I ou I nd Hull With I ««rybiJO
npEUîNG CCCOAMUTS.
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Man proposes, woman »op
pose», dad opposes, the lawyer
ex(arttes, and the judge deposes.
Don’t worry about the mis
take» of yesterday. Oil up your
think works and avoid making
any more of them today.
For once we will welcome the
advent of the baseball ho ‘.ISOII
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with joy. ’Twill be a welcome
diver.-ion from our Mexican ai»-
MPitu nations.
Any fellow can cure himself
of the habit of vinifying other
people if he want» to. But inoht
p>ople are too absorbed in the
art of vindication to w ant to.
An eminent writer has said
that we are physically, murally
and mentally what our thoughts
make uh . Good! With this as
an aid and a guide we ought to
I m * able to diagnose the thought»
of every or.e in town.
We don’t know whether it is a
lack of feminine courage, or an
evidence of masculine obstinacy
or whether it ”iust happened,”
but the fact remains that we
haven’t a single leap year wed
ding to report this week.
th» Mt»« 1» ft .» n«»«ly Far th»
Ctnd/mjkar.
Ill large eandy fuctoriea many
cociatnut» are m • I. In removing
the uhidl« fr mt tin-- ■ nut* there are
employed n. ri i. Ln work at tin» reg
ularly. ju»l a» they «mild at any
other trade or «-ailing.
A coc i.miit <i|icncr work» at a
I . i •
,'i. k of lam are »tacked Up
on the iloor large mcka filled with
cv. "Hi.
At interval» he empti«^
a »nek • f nut* utt the bench in front
of him nnd then he continue» open
ing.
II:« only t<M>l t» a heavy all atecl
knife, like an all »teel oi*ter knife,
with a heavy »olid handle anti with
tin* other end flattened and tapered
mtn a r>> -d ¡.ointed knife. He
In- '- a nut on the brneli in front
of him mid with one whack of the
h«*nvy handle he break* the »hell,
opening it w;th irregular fi»rure«.
and then v t!i t e knife cml of the
t - ; ■ p
•■ ’ t • t-h '! and t ••- -
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lit into a lar ket I hi*
•ide. An expert opener cun »hell a
great many «-<K'oanut« in a day.
Hut the cocoanut ••[■encr i* not
the only p r«oti employed at the co~
cobnut «-ml of the fn< torr. From
the opener’« bench the tm»kct« of
•liolh-d nut- are r-mon-d to a table,
at v.Inch «it girl« who remove th#
brown «km with which the meat of
the ciM t.i-iut i* coi<-rcd. Knivc»
made *|w tallv for lie« puHMar arc
«»'••I. and <|Un Lli they cut o'T the
(k in and I.»«- the nut« -nto other
I .¡«ket«. wticre ion M-e them now.
nut I t u o. but milk white.
Th«-n t o < >. ojikii * arc dump'd
into a clint . d>wn whit !i they go to
the floor I h -| ow mtn the grinder». •
which hrer.k the i •coanut* up into
the retpiirv-l degree >.f •'•i,ir--« uc-» or
liner«-", tied fr -n t' ■ •;• .mlcrw they
go to th«* co'ikllig k'-tt!'-». for the
c<»< ititil f<>r < iii.Ju • mu-t lie c*»”k- :
><1 Iwfori* it i« iim -'I If it were musl
raw it wniii I » « hi l«-c..me »mir or
'
' .it !
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nut «sir.tain». When the ;*r •und up
cocoa nut h i* I k *«-n pii-ivd through
the ho I r it i* •< ilv for manufac-
lur<- into iv re • I onfii timi» in
which ciwoanut lm it <> ll-< •!. — Ln
Angele» Time»
Our Firwt Cocoa.
The fir-t • -v • i.r I r notice thnt
announced the -ale of cocon and
ch oculate in America rend:
"An • Tmak. nt hi« li<m«c. a lit
tle bi-lou tin- |lc!i iiivcrn. in l>.in-
1er-, ma' .<•- and «eil« vlioeoLite
ul.i h Io will u arreni to Im gmal
and Like*
• i -' m t>» grind, rimae
ah ' mm plca»<* tn favor lnm with
their co-toni r.i n depend uf»«»n liv
ing wi-li « •: n d und nt n i< n cheap
rite ’’
Tl - not...-
¡red in the Eu-ei
(i
tn- of M
ichii-ctt» on the
11-1 it of .Itine, I 77 I, live ie.tr» la-fore
tl - tun;.- ft
I • hitntion oT In
di ¡o n h nn-
Dc-pite Mt Tr.i»k'<
n--iir.im-c that In» rate wa» «•heap,
ch", 'ile iiu- ieri expensive and
b« >
th pur-c of uny Lm the
wealthy folk.
Even Lo»»
At of’i» tin • K d Brown, i fnmou«
d.ime h.tll proprietor and early day
chiirm-ter of \l.i-kn. wu» ippr inch
ed bv n gimlder nnd re<pte»ted to
lend him $10. Without «uving u
word t.'.e Kid punched the cu»h reg-
i»t '. pul d -nt S’, nnd handed it
to the gninblcr
“V'.nt
• d the latter. "Didn’t
I a«k ion for a ten -pot?*’
The kid »lofted h’» chew of tobac
co over tn the other »ide of hi»
month, kicked hi* «lipper« in the
comer and drawled in In« character
istic fashion:
“We both lose five."—Every-
bndy’a.
Have you ever bVen in a tropi
cal country where you could
stand at a safe distance and
watch the alligator» snooping
around and waiting for an op
portunity to pounce upon theii
unhappy victims? Mexico of to
day !
Any one that will perpetrate a
pa rod v on Gray’« Elegy, the
most beautiful peem in the Eng
lish language, ought to be boiled
in oil. Uf course no aspersion
is intended to be cast at any bod .
by this observation, but bean
Collins c4n take it any way he
wards Lo.
The t-arm- of ino-t of the davi
of the w.-ek furie their origin in
<ar n « •rd» and Scandinavian iny-
■
du*.. the day of the moon, Tue-dav.
the din ih ot-J to T im . the god of
war. W ’»In .Iny. the «I mi of Odin
or Uixbn. king of the god»; Thur»-
•I t . tin- d.ll of Tlior. g «I ui thun-
det
I lid.-iv. tin- dll deioti-d to
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>.;■ :rd.n.
tlioilii of Saturn; Sunday, the day
of the word ip of the »nn.
way» good naturvd.
A great many
Constipation
have been pern anently tcneflted by
When eoat.ve or troubled with eon-
What to Tour orcU|aition. Rn«- Chamberlain’» lab!- 1» afUr year* of
»tipalxm take Chamberlain’» tablet».
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otYeri.'ig
Th.
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tal<i«-ta
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engthen
tu«r
•'l‘«e de manager ob a laundrv, t ie stomach a: d erat le it to >>- rfcrrr They are • a»y to take and m<»»t agree
Obtainable able in r4<*t Obtainable everywhere.
nah. an I make» a right mmf’able 11» functK-na ngtui-ally.
everywhere.
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Bon of a Laundry.
“What i» the name of rour laun
dry r
“Hannah Maria Johnson. »oh ’’—
fl<>«ton Transcript
Pictorial Review and Santiam
Best Meals in the City New», both one year for $1.75.
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H.» Idoa 0» a »«mon.
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Robert Murn», a man wlcbrat'-d
Santiam News one year $1.25.
for the part lie took in the Ameri
can Revolution, cm on<e a»ked by
Dr. Ru«h: “WelL Mr. Morn», how
did you like the K-rtnon? I have
heard it highly eitollrd.”
by.
doctor," «uni he, “1 did not like it
at all. It 1» too »month and tu .<-
for me.” "Mr. M •rr »,’’ replied the
doctor, “what »ort of sermon d»
Vou like?" “I like, »ir," rvplwd Mr.
Morri», “that preaching which
drive» a man up into a corner of
hi» pew and make» him think th*
devil i» after him."
Filial P.»ty In Japan.
Few Japanrac |»armt» hold prop
erty m their own right, a««igmng it
to those of their children on whom
they are dependent. A »on who
would ignore the claim» of lovaltv
and filial piety would be con»i<icn^l
outside the pale of human «eicty.
Seldom indat'd are then- found in
Ja|»an auch example* of forsaken
parents a» are too often wen in oc-
- lent«* 'and*.
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