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men who gel boi little •»»rc.-e
te resting combination of some
for 25 Cents
are hkeiy lo be Irmiblwi with conalipa-
thing and nothing.
Room 50c and Up
tw>n and mUigvation and wlll fìnti Cham-
FAMOUS UrtARFS.
c, f All the
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j t ti> Í *■• •!»>Il .ili tal«** of Rtiull
“The Story of the (Trent Fit-
f»r
un Heit nt I h
ba# left
the (uh ut
l‘hí!< îü* of í 4M, who tie.” For details apply to Henry
li<id u •’M * “ IL C , u iwM-t und Kurd and his peace pilgrims.
*»r mini. T *! . U H» V..1M - ‘; iî #«» th<
by
L W. «HARl.ES
tru-red at Ute p.»*tolh.*<- at Scio. Ore
as wcvnU-ciana mad matter.
Best quality butter wrappers,
neatly printed to conform with
the law, (kk* per hundred at the
New a office.
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.folia, naie of
had u dwarf
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■ the *4tiir bright
.uniría of olden
and philosopher,
fiv« und a half
d->n, an Englisii
■1 < li'i-rn it « he*
io .1 «add pit* to the
Keep right on dodging that
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grouch.
t.’ Ji.im in K»2rt.
Gentfrvy bui
I« mjwr.
IL* < hul-
What we don't go after wt lenged « 'Ir
Mr Croft.
i accept'd and
I to the field of
seldom get.
* hon««r «irmed « ' b a -.;»iirt gun losd-
i-il u ¡ili water, 1 ,o i-wr. the daarf
Begin raving today for your i* *.ùd lo lui re shot otic iintagoiiitft
next Christnn»« shopping.
desti.
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John d'E-trtx
4 pre-ent to
The wise man sees, hears and t!i<* fhikc of l’arma in IM lie
(lieti u.i» tlorty-ti
riy-five »cur« old, hud
thinks. The fool is tickled with
:l Iole/ Iieurd. l.ut W h < not mure
the sound of his own voice.
tlidll thr«*«* Ln-t lugli. |Je was »kill-
< <*d in tanguagc*.
( < tu |Lt v '. J.i. ¡i poliah man
Of course ther-* may lx- n few
. of grvut ni vum:di*hincnts, »»< thir-
better towns than Scio, util its n
ty-nin» mi I . » iiigh on his thiitieth
cinch there are a lot of them u birthdi ay
llv had n sister »even
blamed sight worse. Buck up! vear* y
up r u h<> <ou:d -fund tin-
'
i dir In is am,. Chci'uli. a Clune»«*,
1 1«--tit»-tivc in-Io-.- high when
When a self made man co: ì tw
•ie i w ■ forty-two y <r* old.
tinually reminds you that he is
A- > re .1. !'• . In - I.ad its famou*
wit made, it is time to keep du 'r> . I,» :,
\!it<-. I’runi is -Io-
your eye on him and your hand •cph l*lynn. v . Inr*i in New York
ir ls'-l.
let > of hi» In nd hit
on your pocketbook.
«he yard-ink i t lv.<-nty "lie iiivlo-s.
IL- •• 1 -hvd nine pound'-
IL- v.i-nt
When you criticise the policy to I-':*, a-1.1 in |-»| nml wa» mar
of this |>aper just bear in mind ried tn Millv IM«..rd«, two pounds
that we may be equally critical In« junior in vei.'lit. (icnerul T<>in
Thumb. Charh-» Strutt -n. «a* but
of your method of handling your thirtyi.ivhe« tn'l nlid twenty-
own private affairs.
flic •. ir- old when, in 1NC3. he wa»
tn. rr 1 d t > I :vi: ia Warren, twentv-
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d. Il, ■
1» 1 i*i •he« tail.
Every time we break a
Mr. ..*>>! M -. Tori Tlmmliand their
trying to wriggle from under tm- < ! M : 1 t '-it*! 1 ire NAitt. another
crush of delinquent sub. rribers di irf. t *n 1 England together.—
rushing in to pay up. we wnh Ki.n»u« Citv Star
we had a dcsen legs to break.
From the standpoint of pos
terity it is inten sting to note
tli.it • :.e 1 cw , u. i>t the \\ .'¡it
II »UM* is n suffragette while the
president is an anti. To be con
tinued.
I>r I! • ri in h;- "I. 'c <>f King
Cl. r!r»” re-onl« tli.it during the
r i /n <>f <)n n Eliulx-th “there
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Ten Com-'
in.indment». the i rt 1, the Pater*
*i -ter. the <| ■
’» nr. nc and the
r.r < r of
ur Lord within the
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» of a penny and gave her
••■i- -ti a ; -ir of »MX'taolcs of «ueh
:'.n *•!
d hih ' hh *» that bv the help
■f -■> 1 tl ■ ! nnlv and di»tmct-
ii dx-ern everv letter.*'
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■ t - :i l.:r feat waa that
“rare p:e. e of work brought to pa»«
In Peter Rnlcr. sn Engliahmsn, who
also rxLil.iird before her tnn eaty
t; * entire Bible written in s Imok
containing h « n nv leaves ns a full
- 'ed edition, but fitting into n wal
nut.”
If Senator Weeks pushes
through his bill for an army of u
million men with five acres of
free land for each enlistment,
we are ready to enlist in every
Th» V»lc»no C-rcla.
recruiting office in the country.
Volcnnoe- unulil . -ni to lie nr-
ranged with more nr !<■•» symmetry
Some patriotism, that!
in lx-lt« > . iing the 'rest oceans
A r>*i>>f fie surrounds the Pacific. 1
Startin < st the South Shctlanil* is
land.-, «eieril hundred miles south
<»f (': ;•<• Horn, h belt of lokunix* .
exh-' d Up tl ■ Wv«t <- :i-t of South
At:«*.». Ci-ntrnl
America and
Xorth Amer.m; fr»ni \la-ka it
•
•« th>* I’.icil'c along the Aleu
tian i in.I- t<> Kumchatka; thence
t
••>»» the vast edge of the Pa-
ciiic t' r -.iph the Kurile islands, Ja-
i. t i' P’dlipjiin », th« .
A real dog will stand up anu I tn. I o;
fight and get licked, and take ¡t. Mo’ve. ns, t •■<* Solomon i-!and«, the
Xorth Heh de*. Xew Zealand and
medicine like "some dog,” while tLul.'i end« in Mounts Torror and j
the cur tucks its tail between its En hus, on the antarctic continent.
“Charity covers a multitude o:
pocr people with our second
hand and worn out garments.”
w arbles a society dame of na
tional fume. Too bud it cannot
extend to covering the naked
ness prevalent in many high
society circles.
legs and scoots home. And w<
can’t help but think of a noted
A Histsrie C»fji th Ca»ti».
Lmg'eiit tustlt. which is said to
peace pilgrim who abanuoneu hi. is
eX|M-dition secretly on the eve ü¡ be the lit»i i. .'! le: It house in Eng-
lard, «.i* erected In Sir John
its collapse.
The greHtest opportunity in
history is now before Oregon for
industnui devc.upment Let ua
assure investors that capital pul
into Oregon industries will Le
safe and allowed to bring fair
returns, io do this they mint
be allowed as good or a better
profit than they can make b
loaning their money out on
mortgages.
Thynt' *. and it« <-<in«truction occu-
|>ml laelvi* n,:r«, from January,
i ’ *■_ •••••'
nd ■■***
r.:» The first royal
!
visitor to Sir John’» noble tnnn«ion
»ns (,hieen Elizalx*th, and the story
run- t
- miner ua« riot »<-n
anxious for his sovereign to s<*e hi»
home, , ♦ -he might o«k him where
lie obtained tin- nu>n>-v to build »o
stately s hnv»e. Sir John Thynnc.
who wa* knight- I after the Imtth*
of P nkie. wa« the factotum of the
Prole, tor S -n< r-i t. and it is said
that ho bi: t I. >ngl< at from designs
tircfsnil Lv his fallen master for a
louse of hl. >.v. n
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ao gvod a» a thrve or four mila walk
every day. but vcry mueh batter than
lo allo» th» bowei» lo remali» in a ron-
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