(bht ^nnliam jlcivs
Women <4 Sedentary Habit»
A dog and a dude make an in- I Best Meals in the City'
I W* men who get but httic Mere..»
teresting combination of some
for 25 Cents
I are likely to tie troubled with constipa
thing and nothing.
Room 50c end Up
tion and indige»tion and will find t ham-
FAMOUS DWARFS.
11 All llx Sfidget*, It 5»« m«.
Was Ph let«» ti Co«.
.l ot t*. Í .r* -t.»i| all la!**-. **f minili
t >* HU linn left
«if tit:*» Phliciu« of Co*, who
'.!*•" i» < ’. u poet and
r in. wl-* wa» »¡nd—th<
J
it r>*> *:ih!- t<» Inn.* i..med
w*
in h>- «Ir •-• l<» prevent hi»
n« h ¡wav. Juba. nx*ce **f
A.
- i *e«or, Inni « dwarf
Cor«*! a*. tv. * fiel and ■
iiafi
>•< u*itb iiigli, sud Andromc-
<J 1 fr«-’ ■ I ! Mid. of the » Hl..* height
of \ I wind ria <>f olden
Aly;
t iii- », ¡» log: in and philo-upiii r,
na* but OilV foot five and a half
iliche* Ins
I r!i.
Ceofl1
••Con. aa English
dw urf, i
o: li < hteen nu be«
high wt
J in .1 i<*l«l pie tu (he
kill;.' tlii I
: • f Eugi.ind by the
1>IM II«'*'
1 hinjiiim in ItìtfÓ.
Ueoffrv.
i t< nqter. Ile chul-
k-ng«*l n
<‘
Mr. Croi!»
mveptid
h tmr ui :<■ I with a ».aiirt gun load
ed < ith wider, ilov.i*ver, th*dwarf
i* * .
to hale .hi t one a*ilugoiii»t
dead.
J Im d i r * $ *. a pre-ent to
1«, • (>■*!.*• i.{ P.ii’iui iii j.‘ill?. He
t)i<*n w<i* tii.rti-fiie year» old, had
CmallMt
PUB: ISHED EVERY THURSDAY 3Y
L W.CHARLES
tnt* rod »! the (Krttoihcv at Scio, Ore .
aa wcvnd-claas mail matter.
Mt’ItMf 1 < 11 "I'lt. »
>nc
yv»r
HA IF-
in advane* ..........
On<- year, •< en<l uf j»ar ...
Si* munit*« tn advance
three tnunth» in *»dv.«r>* ••
Adi ortuhig
rat«*» made
application.
St
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to
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SO
known un
Keep right on dodging that
grouch.
Whnt we don’t go after we
seldom get.
Begin saving todnv for your
next Christmas shopping.
"The Story of the Great Fiz
zle." For details apply to Henry
Ford and his peace pilgrims.
Of course then» may be a few
better towns than Sen», but it* n
cinch there ate a lol of tlvin a
blamtd sight worse. Baek up!
When a self made man co:
tinually reminds you that he is
sell made, it is time to keep
your eye on him and your hand
on your pocketbook.
When you criticise the policy
of this paper just bear in mind
that we may be equally critical
of your method of handling your
own private alTaira.
Every time we break a leg
trying to wriggle from under t ic
crush of delinquent subscribers
rushing in to pay up. we wish
we had a dozen legs to break.
From the standpoint of pos-
tcrity it is interesting to note
t
H »use is a suffragette while the
president is an anti. To be con
tinued.
oil in lunguggt*».
I*.nt H r*n 1 if’ii. n Polish man
of gr**.it .t* eompii-liincnt», »»• fhir-
ty-ihu** mi l > • high on hi» thirtieth
birth*1.
Il<* h i*! n »’«t* r wven
■ ¡-
iig«r iiho could »land un-
<h r 'i • .-i:
i .
Ji, n Clone»«*,
».• ii tit*. :,ve in
logli when
be Wii*. fortv-two i< ir* old.
A •*» ri* a. t*. . h.i* had it» f im«*ti.
dn ir.- < * n ;,*! Mite, Fr«n<*i>* Jo-
-•■ph I nn. v. I*or*! tn New York
in Is l. The t * «if hi« Iwm! hit
the viird-tick ul tvcntv-one inches.
II
II • i.* nt
to E ■ i*i 1 in |'S| and nn>> mnr-
r: *1 f<> Mill* Ed« rd«, two pound»
h - junior m « ■)■,*hl. General Tom
T: *1! . Charlo* Strnttnn. wa» but
thirty-on** i.t* h* - ta’I and twenty-
th p i ir- obl when, in 1RC3, he vra*
n*.*r - <*l ! > I vi 1.1 Warren, twentv-
off«* i - ■ ’. ' hirt. ti • i’i. h* • tall,
Mr. «.«bl M . Tom Thumb and their
cl Id :i • ! ( ■
<1*«<-e Xbtt. another
di iff. t*«n*l England together.—
Ki:n*a* Citv Star.
I»r I! • pi in li. “I.ifc of King
Cl.
re ord* tliut during the
r ■r.'ii of <>•’ *n Elizabeth ••there
'
*tl
t' >m-*
is
h>" nl». tin* ere I, the Pater*
•)
r. :
- r: ne and the
r.i r of «>ur Lord within the
< >
* *>f *i penny and gave her 1
” h . ■ I. n • '«ir of »nectaries of «tirh 1
•i -
innkn' « that bv tlie help I 1
f -
' d ■ I i:!ilv and di»tinct-
li u ern • ver letter.”
\ -
t ** :. .lar fi’.it wa« that
“
■ f* ■ i* uf m •
brotiaht to pa»«
bv Pi’ti r Pi'.lc». an Engli-hnisn. who
«*«» x' I
I before her majesty
ti * entire Bible written in a Iwvok
rontii n n-.* a« ru.’.nv leaves n* a full
- •<•<! <*.' tion, but ftting into a wal
nut.”
If Senator Weeks pushes
through his bill for an army of a
million men with live acres of
free land for each enlistment,
we are ready to enlist in every
Th» Valcano Circi*.
recruiting office in the country.
Vulcano • wonld . i ni to he nr-
r*:t:. d «it’i more or le** ■vmmctrv
Some patriotism, that!
"Charity covers a multitude o
pour jwople with our second
hand and worn out garments."
vv arbles a society dame of na
tional fume. Too bad it cannot
extend to covering the naked
ness prevalent in many high
society circles.
in t■<-’t- r r ing thè grcat oeenn»
A r
of (ire »urr.oind* thè Pncifie.
.'arti': *ft thè South Shctlnnii'i*-
landb, .<'ier:il litmilred inile* *outh
of t
llorn, ii belt of vohanoe»
e\t‘ ’ ì tip thè Vi «t Co:i«t of South
A-<r*.i. Contrai
\mcricn and
Xortj Arncr a; frani Ma-ka it
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and mint »ay they are the bc»t I have
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tiun. My wife al»o u»ed them fur in
digestion anil they did her gtaxi.”
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A Nitisric C igt sh Caatio.
la'ti; cut citsth. winch it Mid to
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on a slippery piece of ice about
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is the gent who does the cussing.
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The wise man sees, hears and
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the sound of his own voice.
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! b« rlam** Tablet» highly beneficial. Nut
•o good a* a three or four mile walk
every day. but »cry much better than
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h*>r *.
*!■■• ni*gl t n-k him where
lie * initined the t>*on«*v to build »<>
•tiitcly a house. S r John Thuine,
a ho ««• knighted after the battle
*>f Pinkie, w. « the factotum of the
Protector S in* r-«*t. and it i» «aid
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Iin-pand bi hi* fallen master for a
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