V* «»** *
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U«- loa MU-SI
John. bow tuu- b ui-Ur, bave we lu
bahkr
"Wei I bnvr ■ few bundl'd dollar*
Why r
'I a rtn
Xi.-l I-.» - iily I Just g--t a letter to
day frolli th«- lawyer « lio settle«! up
u.y father's <*«tate
There was more
pro.x-ty tli-n aiiytssly anticipated, a
»- • -i| «Ira) more "
■ » (. -t » f e
llott much do we r«-t
out of It. MarinF‘
•Wi ■ I get a few tic i»--nd dollars.
Joliu
Why f" tì-l ait- tributi»
Oid You Evtf Or.nW Choca?
No uur prulmMy drink«
bm «r* now.
a mitt »ire of ruffrr w It ii lol k -ind « hi*-
Vrt It wm h favorite beverniie
uf foui» y r tu I he nt ¡•vrwna. It)«ludin<
V «-4 »irr ntid \uj*‘•••»n
And *ou»e
y« «r« »in» Il Wrtt enthu*lH«t)< nDy ad
t* itrd in I ’ ¡imitimi by tbr lat« W J
Tiiooii« rtr«t editor »»f lx>nd«>t> Note*
ni I »7 ivria-n, n lio wrvta«. I do hot know
a dr.»ft wbl h w»> f«erfr« tiw eootbea and
rv» I ' r» -1« thill of «»•»«. well fruito-d
rbt* n
Illa r<- <>iiitii«-iidalloti fell flat
l.‘?iid' h Chroiih le
Children sod Promises.
One of tl.e In- • m|-rv>brii«il> •• things
• n child >■ the fashion seme grown
up fwopic have of pmuil-lug and for
getting
11 err 1« no surer « iy to to»«-
s - hPd « i onfidrn- r and love
1 till
drill do l---t illi'ferstniid el- ilse« nr the
pressure of --tr- uin«tnii-«-«
I liry only
know. 'Site said she would and «he
didn't
One - lilld who had u-ovl the
word '•promise'' was asked to tell Its
III-
lio-.-nlng
lie n-|-lla»t
n-|-ll<«1
Tn |ironil«r 1«
to kix-p It In your mind. ki-»q- It In
your mind, ki-<P It I» your luiixi till
you d» It " I h «-ri-ool I'oMt.
Th« Cut and DrUJ Llfa.
V\n »i.«- I- -ru Into a itorhl thnt 1«
Il
.¡’
’• rv of • i«î • i ide *•
lorifj up in tr.oll(loii In lM>ok« nml iti
ve» iii«MÌiutii of ««»iiiintinif atloii I m **
• « ii «» ir lolndx him ) other«
AH *««
*• (o do it to Hi * ept (111* |>r«*4Ìlg«**Us|
b> «if i*il I « 'it limi Jink ho «pii- »( lulo» W h
■ ■
»1 >«»*• H whole life W itb »Ut eyef
I GÍlití H iv.illji lh«|H Id'lili
w it* **ut p »%
otir*eh<*i, out of our
on n 4*k|«e(lem e. ultli Htiy of the inn
I• rtíii lli.it our tullid» nork on
Mnny
uf «o» -«•••oi t«i l«e JuM fili« kind of .¡»ir
itu.il |»it.iisii»n Aii.iinn Monthly
Dacaivad by th« Title.
In th«« titira t»f L M»k« In« nt thnra
piif.tda f-:
tbr uuwurj
An almoat
rviitiiplr w ...« isTurded by John
in 4i wlii n In K»l lie prutr a abort
I
»•! « Il th»- (rXt. ’ l iiere »hall I m »
tnd otie ahephrnl ”
Thia.
• tt»-d of the reunion of th»»
-till »hur« bea. wna pu lili’« los! as
ult thr < ‘oiintnv fl»»h uf Sberjy
ii title tv hl< Ii «i-i h - ii line rntlor
tn II»- «uri« ultural tl.nn t<> t i<- < Ieri- at
brisk cir< ulution
mind, liiatirrd a
a il-iili^ ’ fnriurm
mori
Neetfon’» Appi« Tr«l.
tpHs* il».e tu aay ni (hia lati»
true ut* 1 h » w fnlae la tin- old
Miautit .\rn!uii*n apple trve »1
U*ibo>Mtbur|w. from n hlch he I m mii |>
p «*d lo ( imi e
H ip filli uf tllV Appiè
«
h « • ' •• Itili) hl* Hmt thought of
the h
;i- ii «»f antvlly Voltaire la
thè autbut sty fur tbr writ known »tory.
Ile « .lini lini tbr vtory wna told to
t'uMirtine Burton. New fon a
ll-iu (¡tin I» truth therr tnn> l»r
• t - ? ili !•'«*r l»r known, imi it
• to iw <«*rtnln that tradition murk
i tier ti* tint fn»tn which the fa
in - : ,• •• frll till 1*0». wtirn. owing
I" <!•■■ il» t! • tre«’ WHB « »it down
.\eW
V' .« A j «•
ih
Too O-fficult ■ Job.
An Irl hiNin »bn ««• too old for
nrtivr nor. «vu» offerrd the |M>a|tl<>n
of • ro* ng ti-n-l--r nt a small rnllro i<|
Ite l<«-kr*-l dul-ious n» thr
•cutton
di.tu-» of I hr util v were rvplnl ie«l to
till» and t.'ir UM-uulttg of the various
ting» w
riy «tnt.d
“In . -<• ->f -lit-trr with a train com
■ t • ) un wavr ttie r«-<t fing."
friend. prtM'tw'ilhii; with hl«
Hoti
A biird tdd blind
dear. It'll never d •.** «tid l'«t
I (king hU hern! «Milemnly.
>t
“Î
«««u'd »»«•%or f* »*! o»r-s»df tn rofnemlier
lo un •• » red rlii: w liln there wan a
kfTWft wan bandy**
Current ¡.Itera
Feylith Triumphant.
of tin« mi«on« why English Is
evpo. tisl to I»- -one a world latiguvgt
1» th t English f-oople refuse t-» l«“art
■
\
i
• • «
1 •
\t Mu» vt. it th«
«*ntmn<e t- the Persian gulf, there
llvnl for iii-tiy years an Englishman
•uppostai l-i Im the o>'ty, or almost the
only. Ilritub reside,« »n the IXav) mile«
• if Ar.it..m < -»a st line from Aden to K*>
welt
It would seem th.it be could
hirdly have e«<-iip«sl knowing Amid
Yet hr <*<»hf«-«kM*d that he could n»»*
•fH-ak a donen word* of Hint l ininiv^i
•'Hitt how d<> yon carry <»n you*
trade?“ nome one a<kr I
••Oh tie replied, “the t»rrcnm ha*
io bairn I i . m ’IUI i
!x»ndon Gleb«*.
Swarms of Bass.
\ aw arm -f I»- » i-oiitatna from ir
ía«! tu 9byaa> |n a natural »tate;
bin- frutu IUHM mi to 4O.OUO tmrs.
Kept a Good Tabla.
Brown K«s*ps a g-xxj table,
•he’ llolCi.soii Etcelleut
Ho!|d
Has bad it for wir»
CoHgr«*«>onal Library.
n»f
of < nn<rr** at Waablbf
loti I’ ”< t‘ nl Itirgval coll« « tivù of
iMrafk« In the world
Bad Roads.
-
f I r- o!«. while others
• :«»t- »
» It. m
« hartiMtoh News
ml i ourler
Ci.
•• k
fur
Fur Animal».
t . ■ .
■ r of TO.IOI<041
- 1 y«-«r
f r tbr «akr uf their
p
« ,*i~ «
’ p k bo dCMM a de«)
to «•;«•■- n!« •ninUI d
MWh<> I» beT
The dlafrlrt tf”rvjef **
••f|nw d w*-
»e hornardtyT*
en» í
)
t hr-*
Kauaaw
Journal
Cniett lad.
*
. . •
* i *.*s»-n|
•I
ot»nu indt -
•V— «ir nil »««* nr «HterT*
h «hr
I
t III fa- > rt * l.i lia tier
■ • » • i r - -i k •• and bava
• • *
• I»
4'44 lb •>
(
l‘f \
•Iteong r^ot on.
H»a rmr • ■dl’.; -
4« "vrinftnir oa
How « mother thia
the front u*’»fr
(nornlm: T’
• d » I-..««dna iieltfhlmr
. bcerlly
lllllv
looked aerinua
don’t Hnk •h.» f«-« I« » er) ifo<*t.
ltr««n h
||< I • i - m roxrbtxh 1« (lyin’.
♦ nd *•’--• I -d to n-«’ 1-4« of emotion.**
M
I-
■ !
mjeithef|r but
<d
i’. . ' «1 i.tliri
Did It really
ojokr her rryT
\«>
with ««-ornful etnpbawlw
u»t H! i* d •• •!» •
»<p‘-!id«< i«n krr»‘a«-ne
•h thr l'i;sh to 1*111 thr L:»d little bll<« **
• »'
« oHll*d'«n’* «¡ih! tlir «plea
!-• •
n.<* h -»»t ih\?n up*»n her
' I it • wh’t I »Hid riplalne«l Billy
• •
• «• rmotlou.'* — I amb
Time«
Cffthûven’t Onditi»«
Itis-fbtivrn ii-»»l thr «niitTrfti for a
tiH-thpl- k
It wa« une of Id« peculiar*
Ith-« that he never itPowrd t>K »crvnnt
enter t-la stu-ly
He
that
r
in «I /d rein iln rvartly as lie
ft I'
■ !.. >r-.
'
dee; '1 tbr dust
nt y on fhr pr«*»l«Hif» id mt I rai nui nu
• -rlpts
lle « ! ■!!!
ke«| hi the alana
li-’li In- tl<- I his sltii k
Half the time
hr forgot tn brush his hair
Kvery
mortem he ■ rrfully oomtixl OUt Wt*
i-ntis-n Ix-atiM from thr rufTee < atdatef
t'tii-sr served f« r tola brrnkfniit W ben
-ir niuipiwd hr w < H«l jw>ur cold wa*
ter over bls
»*>.•■■ arnj often ¡»ropie
I
- ' d ■ nit 'nln of the wn-
t-tr th.it
■ k—! th-o-lgh tile flour.
Describing « Railroad.
I 'o I'
'
Gnr< ite In 1«'-1 asked
• n id--i • to
<• tr.<- wont railway
I litigi.Hid
\nd --tn- Enirllah kleker
n««er««l thu1
sir The Soiithi-MMti-rn
railway I- tin- vi-ry worst railway In
the world
I bi- t-nglniw are asthmatic
Its lam;-« -in- trimm«»! by foolish vlr-
in»
Its f-ir«-» ar» w --»«Ii«-
Its car
¡ages let In the «now In «Inter and
r>- fuma is*» In summer
It« motto Is
itipuiK-tuallty
It» prin- Ipal station la
I • ro i. insl tbrough tin- neck of a hot-
• I«-
It ruin« the •i-ui|>er. ili-stroy« the
'I-i-stlon and en.-ild«-» one to realise
Io- tiotr.-rs of |.
• .
Inferno'
|
t-, « - yours oliedlently. the Worm
Vhu Turns"
Tbs Fost Gas Tubsa.
William Murdock, a S-->ttl«h mining
I..-In. « r nt*' - ir» to litre b.-en thr first
— «o
. t t'- ii i-n iii'ght I m - conveyed
In t II. •■■■ . : t -I -.-I Pl.- .1 of I
t I r.indir»
It«- made n very lugen
ion» gas tnntern for hlm-elf. with
«‘tllch hr tlM.-d tn light his way over
ihr t'«»riil«h moors nt night
Thbs Inn
reni eohMiMfed of a laig filled with gas
-1 d I'll- I
Pin Ini-.-, it tin* end of
«til ti the i • . oiil-l I— lighted Carry
ng tin- bag -I- 1er III« " rtn Murdock
I«--! to light hl« way home nt night
■ >n iiiix-tliig any one he would give the
• tg a >.|iirr«- nod thus «»nd out n long
tongue of fi line Tills led to his being
«•k>'l Uf ti is the demon of the Cor
nl»li moors
Our Annual
January Clean Up Sale
STARTS FRIDAY. JAN. 9
It will be a IIIOIICV saving event
stock, with the exception
Groceries will be reduced in price
Here are a few of th • iirmv
(luring the sale.
Dregs Ginghams, reg 12»c
7c
Percale. 32 in reg 12jC
7*c
!‘»c
Percale, 39 in reg 15c
-e
Bleached Muslin, 36 in r«-g lOv
lx>ng (’loth
lie
Bleached Sheeting 9-1
26c
Tubing. 42 in reg 25c
19c
Flannelette. r<*g 15c
11c
Bleached Bath Towela, reg 25c
19c
Outing Flannel, 10c and 12« ■
8*c
Galatea, reg 15c
lljc
Serpentine (’r- jh -. reg 25c
..164c
that will prevail
Madras Shirting, reg 85c
Duckling Fleece, reg 18c
All Fancy Silks, reg $1
Wixil Challiea. -|0c and 15c
French Flannels, reg 45c
Wool Suitings, reg 69c
W.K>| Suitings, reg $1.25
Wool Suitings, reg $2
All Corduroy
Danish Cloth, reg 35c
Cotton Suiting«, reg 3.5c
Wool Coatings, reg $2.75
lC|c
134c
___ 69c
23e
.<.... 23c
I8e
89c
$1 13
93c
17c
17c
Great reductions have been made on shoes, men s fur-
nishings, underwear, hose, necKwear, dresses, suits
coats, umbi'cllas, laces, einbr<»id< ries, millinery, notions
ribbons and inanv other articles that von need
S. E. YOUNG & SON
ALBANY
(. ( >R.\ Kit
J. S. STK’HA, Proprietor
Confectionery, lee (’ream
and Cigars
SCIO.
A" Eye te fiafsty.
"Captain," -aid a w«althy paaiwtiF
ger, who ««• about to take Ilia first
trip aero»« the ocean. "1 urnlcr»tand
this ship has got several water tight
coin part inent«.*'
"Yea. air,” wa» the reply.
"Captain," the passenger went on.
dn-idedlv, "I want one o’ those com-
partmrnts, I don’t care what it
-osts.”—Ixindon Telegraph.
r< >bace< »
OREGON
Notice For Publication
Department ol the Interior
I'. 8. Land Ortlcr at
Portland, Oregon. Jan. 2, 1V13
Notice is hereby given that
\? aldo J. Adams
of Scio, Oregon, who on May 21. 1912.
made Homestead Entry No 0&>14. for
northwest quarter sec 24. twp 10 south,
range 2 east. Willamette Mer.dian,
haa filed notice of intention to male
final commutation prtx>f, to establuh
Handal'a Ratort.
claim to the land above described, be
A vocaltMf of the ci^Mcf-pth cen fore the Register and Receiver, I . f .
tury calliul Gordon accused Handel 1 and Office, at Portland, t’rrgon, vn
of accsvmnanving him badly and Mid the 17th day of February. 1914.
if he did not change hi» style ho
Claimant names as witnesses: T. H.
would jump on the harpsichord and Thotnaa. O. A. Rurch, LeoRund, F'ank
• mash it. “Ix-t me know v<-n you Pepperling, all of Route \o 1, Scio,
till do dat.” was the reply, “and I Oregon.
adrertiar. I am sure more people
il. ». Hi<.Mr, Resister.
nil come to arc you jump dan to
ieur )ou ain^
Thtn Ms Want Homa
fle-T dreamed of you la»t ulght Po
you evet dream of me? Mhr isuppgesa
Ing a ywwni X» but I'd like tu very
much. — lystn-lt Free l’re««
LOOK IO TODAY
Know thou, mv heart, il thou
art not happy today thou «halt never
l>e happy
I oday it 1« given thee
to lie patient, un«eih«h. purpose ul;
to l»e strong. eager and Io work
mi ht.lv
II th »1 Joeit the»»“ thing»,
•nd doett them with a grateful
heart, thou »halt lie at happy a> it
it given man to be on earth.
11 a ver gal.
I hread nini
Ths Veil of tha Future.
In the Chicago wbouls a tiny
Ttisml t" sew. thinking It t>elow tbr
dignity of a man of ten years.
•’Why." snld the teacher, “George
Washington did his own sewing tn the
wars, aval do you think you ere better
than George Washington?"
"I don't know " replied the bov serf
onsly
“Only time - au tell that* lui
dles Hume Jvurnal.
A Bargain
For Sale Good $25.00 disc
phonograph and
worth of
Victor, Columbia and Standard
records. All a« good a** new and
a choice selection of music.
(25. buys the whole outfit. In
Pure bred Berkshire boar. quire at News office for terms
Service $1. R H McDonald. 26 and further particulars.
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the News office a call. First class
work and prices right. We make
a specialty of letter heads, en
velopes, statements, bill heads,
sale bills, business cards, ladies
railing cards, and in fact com
mercial printing of all kinds.
Edison’s newest Amberol», the
machine that talks. Step in at
the drug store and hear it.
The Rev Irl R Hicks' 1914 Almanac.
The Rev Irl R Hick«’ 1914 Alma
n»c it now ready and will l»e mailed
-repaid f--r only JSc I’roicssnr Hick»’
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for one year, and a ropy of tbit Alma
nac for only one dollar
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and tornadoes, make thete publica
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