The Santiam news. (Scio, Linn County, Or.) 1897-1917, January 01, 1914, Image 5

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SANTIAM FARM TOPICS
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One year in advance .. ..
< »nr year. at end of year
Kia months ln.advanee........
Tnrre months in advance .
Advert.mt g
rat«-- m».i<'
application.
Our in • weather »rem* to lw at at
< • I h w< .re now having our r'-itulai
winter rains.
known on
New Year's calls Will never jro
out of fashion while there ar«-
bill-collectors to make them.
A New York man who had
quarreled w ith his wife agreed
to let }-.er tube all the hui;H I III
goods except his mother-»n-law
pK-ti.r«-, Now what do you kr <ivk
about that?
If the old war has brought bor­
row nnd desolation, and crap- or
our doors, the new year will bring
us the leaves of healing, and w<
are glad to part with the one and
welcome the other.
Matt
The ability to <h*<sni the
Ylgol nt the tail of the Great Rear
ii* I i-en held to hr- ti e test of the
'imit of human vision unaided hr
inv glut»
Very rnrelv is the eye
>f »tich power a* to »«-c the Mtellite«
>f Jupiter, though then- are on re
-rd two or three instance», the tl ini
it» 1 ' i-ing the n «t lot
t of
•hole won
» red turgi » an ! wife have gone t<
s.-:o f r a frw days visit with the t
i-fa l|'iit«--.ts M- i .Xi-al and i. W I'om
croy arid wife.
Rog< r Cam and brother came out
S .. av to th> Santiam Farm for a
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breed.
Bound to B» Mood
Will anybody ml«« me when fm
J««nr *■
l-l.-ntv of fwuiple
There s (hr piano
nao with nia dollar a week the rncy
l<>l»-1ln man with hl* Bollar mid the
n»urwiHw> «»ent nlth hlo .*«0 «futa
Kanes* City Journal
can
of Chamberlain« tablets and you will
Fur
feel .ill right tomorrow. Fur akle by al
dealers.
Its Usual Effect.
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Don’t •• i fi’lieve that
marriage broaden* a man?
Old wed
Well. I don’t know
shout that; but it usunllv makes
him shorter
Philadelphia ledger.
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our hora«-» g««»i dover»
¡’nevi* Reaaonablr.
Stag«- m« « t* all Murker* trama,
leaving Scio Hotel at K.15 a m
and g;3S pm
THE ESMONB HOTEL
Centrally located, good
rooms, prices moder­
ate. cotti teous
treatment
When in Albany
< uMl. TO THE
St. Charles
Hom« <'«joking. Room« M C«-nta
Juat Like Home
Corner fluftticc Atü Front Streets
OREGON
POKTLANU
IHMKCTOHM
J. J Barnes, W. F.Gill,
A. Bilyeu, J.K Barn-«,
C. A. Warner.
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SCIO ROLLER MILLS
|NI<>M|1>KAII-I> I'll IMHUI
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W* «1*» * Geneial Cva«i«»m Milli»»® Business «A? Flou r and
f ••«» *>n Sale
aaZ Wheal B oua I i I and t«< hanged for
Flour
Wo oro in lha I lol«.l for business and Will
Tree! Y «»M High!
CHRISTMAS AMD NEW YEAR
HOLIDAYS AT HOME
Lou* Round Trip Fares
Via the
And tt Cams Trwa.
"Ths Eaposition Lins 1915"
Ht tu cen all /'oints in Oregon, also from
/'oints in Oregon to California,
II 'ashington and Idaho
SALE DATES AND LIMITS
Calif. Rodeo Pictures
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it»* «i friM> •hether Bkt
HAWD bv GI
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chcistma« Hnlids v -.
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Pacific point* to |«>int* in Washington and Idaho l>e« iff to 14
in«lu»lve. Between Oreg .n and »‘alifirma point« Dec. ’<) to
25
Return limit al! pointa Jan. 5, 1914.
Sew \eara Holidays
the >7 to Jen I, with f : al return limit Ian 5.
1*14.
I he New Year Fares apply only between points in
Oregon and between <>n-gon and California.
Superior Train Service
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Observation Cars. Oiinn*’(’am and big, warm
all-steel coiv -I m - s All trains solidly ventilmleil
Tnaoc Manna
Or «lana
CoevmoMTa Ae
P.OLK’S
Business Directory
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Our rig» fi rat clasa and
Ths Gho»f and ths Meat.
Wr have all heart! of the I’ranch
•chffolbov who. n»ke«l to translate
into English the French of "To be
or not to be." rvolvcxl thia, “To
wa* or not to am."
Another *<hoolbov ha« erpia'ed
this translation, according to the
Ixmdon Chronicle, in recovering
from German the text, "The pint
imlcei! i* willing, but the flesh ia
wonk." in the form “T! • ghost, of
course, is ready, but the meat ia
feeble.*'
ORI CON and WASHINGTON
roi
Hacks connect with all traina
at Weal Selo and at Munkara
Mt'l < I- —HI
vou regularly for ten venra
Whv
do vou suppose he hasn't proposed?
Beatrix Oh, vou see, he’s the
sort of man w o ulwav» • ! • >• ■ thing*
mi the spur "f the moment
Judge
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OREGON
m mm, Prop.
have recently ¡(«tailed a harne»» ma
Waiting For the Spur.
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A I» « tor> m F •<*>*» Cliy, Town Bnd
Xll tgr. •Hin* de» rlptlv« aketch of
•• h pla« e, I wAtion. population, (•»••
<raph. ahipjln* «ni bankin« poltrt;
«Jao ClnMlftM LHrtb- i »ry. c-ortipUM by
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Th* Poor Waiter
The annual meeting of the Scio
Picture «how tonight and Sun­
3 reels, and 2 comics—5
Mut tai Telephone Co. will take day evening. Complete change reels in all. Jan (». Bargain
plac • next Saturday, Jan. 3, at of urogram. Admission 15c and
price 10c and 15c
ten o’clock. The annual election 10c, commencing at 8:00 sharp.
of ofli i rs will also take plac«* at
gAA
BO YEARS-
that time.
Mrs E .1 ShiTlnaker came over
Mr EXPEHIl Mf
fmni JetTers m to upend Christ*
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California W oman Feno ialy l!arm«-l
inns at tlie t ome of her parents
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"A «h ut tin e ago I contracted a ae J R till! and wife.
vere cold which wattled on my lung«
and cause«! me n great deal of annoy-
aaier.
I would hive t>a«l coughing
»I« II« and my lung* were «> wore and
inflamed I Ix-gan to be sertoualy alarm
ed. A friend recommended Chamber-
lain* cough reme I", saying »hr had
used it for years.
I bought a bottle
and it relieved mv cough th.- first night,
and in a week I wa* rid of the cold ami
soreness of my lungs." write* Mina
Mane Herber. Saw telle. Cal. For mì >-
by ali dealers.
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Old Lftdv iirbn hue »>rrn Inurbiti»
*!fh t>B*r «»111 lien» William »Oll left
hl* qunrlrr i»o (h* »nble* by mlxtnkr
< ’• Hirty I
it tM-iyiiti«# the waiter
»«d hl* •»<•» un II
I,|fr
"Have you ever bad a dream that
came true?"
"Ye* 1 had one only a few
night« ago that came true.
I
dr fumed tlint 1 wa« going to re. ive
a telegram which I would Ln afraid
to »how to iny wife."
“And you got it? Hua it from
another woman ?”
“Yes."
“Say. old num. I am surprised"—
**t wan suffering with liver complaint
“Wait! It wa» from ini mother,
aaya Iva Smith of I'oint Blank, leva«,
who notified me that »lie was com­
Tonight.
ami dri ll!« <1 to try a 2.«* box of Cham
« for two or three I
Tonight, if you feel dull and stupid, ing to nan
Iwrlain* tablet*, an ! am happy to say
or hi luma and const ipated. take a duar seeks." Chicago Record-Herald.
that I am completely cured and
recommend them to every on««."
sale by all dealers.
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Phone <i-.bl.'»
How Far f ,» Can Soo
familirs m<-t at Mr Carboniera Christ
mil« for a general gmal tim».
I notice that all the pious olii I r« . < n e<l a letter the ti th from n )
hvtiocrites <»f rhe country art • >n Ihioxfore whom I ha«l not heard
loudly condemning the Split skirt, from for four years. He ia in Great
observed n brother editor, aftci Falls, Montana and is «<-11 an I heart}.
,t - >« di'
r p ven by Mr«
he had quit rublwring at a fla d I i I : i I i i hr
.il.tr«- of Scio w vs a gathering
of a green petti-oat th it flitted ng t t.<- remember«' ! by all present
bv the window. ’’Personally, » ♦ Her aged father, Harney B-irtenihaw
lie slid "the aighl of ii gi .u'ctu i I ■ « "i p. t Ii i «'th year. «!»■• her
* »V i iilUtt of i riianoti,
i nkle is inudi mor< pleanug »»«¡CT, .♦* » •
and all her children and grandchildren
thnn the hustles and hoop skirl Ui-rv ja« • nt. includili#
John Young
th«- ladii-s once wore. an<l for ti < • nd family of L«4»anun. I'avui Hors
life of me. I can’t fig m- out w liy
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ritUB »nd
the sight of a lady’s shank should f.rnd v O!i» Kahr, and w ifv a n! Johny
retard civilization. The new ( r:ibtr»«-, al*«« S \\ Gaine* and wife*
nuti.»# a ? >>( m ! <»f 2 ’.
fangl«.*d skirts, nt least, don’t«-n-
P ie E atfr .
crouch on the street sweeper and
make tlie fine collection of mi-
croh'-s and street «ewernge that
I»•■clare War on Cold*
the long skirts the women used A <Tu«a !•- of «»ducation which a i ma
to wear did. As near ns I have "that < rninun cold* may liec«irrv un-
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been aide to figure if out the common within th«- next generation
lu e-i I • gun by iiromment New
fashion* in feminine clothes wen mi»
\ -k i l .-i. an-
H> r«- ia a li«t of the
started in an imbecile asylun and •■don't»” which th«- dottora »ay will
it has only been in late years prevent th«' annual visitation of the
that old Mr Commonsens»- ha cold:
•'Don’t »it in « draughty car. "
had any thing to do with them.
"l»on’t •l«rp in but room* "
Bespite the knockers, none of "Don
’t a»in<l th«- fr«-»h air."
whom, incidentally, ever shut
"Ihin’t »tuff yourself at meal time
their eyes at the ’tumble’ sight, Overeating reduces resistance
I contend that nothing as gi aw­ To which we would add when you
ful and pretty as a feminine an­ take a cold, gel ri<l of it a« quickly aa
To accomplish that you will
kle was ever mean’ to be covered poMibk
hud I hanilwrlains cough remedy m>»»t
up and d« priv«-d of sunlight and excellent. Sold by all dealer*.
ventilation. The slit skirt, in
fact is but another step in my
Why not spend Sunday eve-
humbie judgement, towards the ning at the picture show? Fi-st
glorous day of woman's emanci­ cla films, good music and ad­
pation. now so near at hand”
mission nrieo 15c and 10c. Show
starts at S.iX) sharp.
Mr Sarah Morns is visititi
friends in Springfield.
Ed. -on's newest Amlu-rola, the
machine that talks. Step in at
Cured of Liver Complaint
the drug store and hear it.
SCIO I
MIXKERS STAGE
sm.lh at.
S -tt Turner mad« a flying trip to
r.irt'ian ‘ to v.-U h » i»trr Mrs I ou
M . iga
It did not •« . m to lake
much Portland to do him.
Surqcon
Tslrpbona, Ex< hangv No. 11
Sidnev Smith once .¿’‘ I ntt~n
-hme. and am better pt« pared than
tioii to ths fin t that amir a’.> did t o' ever to do yvur repair work at reason
nlnrgn their views
"The bee* able rates. <.ivr me a trial.
now build exaitlv as they built in
AU Week Mm-.!» (>saracl<v4
he time of Homer, the Is-ar i* a*
SULMM!«. OMtuOh
cnorant if good manner« »• he
m 3.WK» vear* past, and the lia
feion is «till «• unable to read and
< rile u* perrons «>f li«>tior and quali-
•v »¡ rt- in the time of Queen I’iira-
Rue Shelton. Prop.
heth."
'■I !e •- I to receive a correct a> -
swrr to my t n puvxle. I will give an
other » i de <.»e tor next w«wk, an
till offer u --'a I jox of «‘bocolalea f-
11.<- ’ i«t orr«.t»t.»w«-rl re<eivr neat
*M
' ll.iel ni.dt.il, two eye*, lori
and *h< rt. hair - i. itianlr, none o
outside. round a* u dollar, good t<
rat."
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Animals De Not Prog»»«*
Ml»» I., tin- Marie Graham returne.
'i.<- .Saturday to !«• able to attend h»i
e l.. .1 at f i.- It Prairie M-.- ilay.
M C < lames
Physician
A. SHANKS
Green Kalina and myself «till live r
h<<| ■ » w< * ill
t ■ m money from, th
a- r g
<-m: • i > st Corvallis wber.
we »hq |.<d our I • rriea la«t summer
It A 4 I- *•
A. tí. KKILL M. D.
ATTORNEY AT LAW
I r« I Singes 1» kten kn! out with t
cold ami threatened with tonsilitU.
second < !a»a mail matter.
(’. <. Bit YAM'
Cal.«-« .4 S«««
The Llu«-ne«a of e-a water i* in
constant ratio to it« «altin«-»»
In
the tropic* the tretiu nd'Ui' evapora­
tion induced by the blazing «un 201-2 New Pint 'ational Bant. Hldg
auac« the water to t<e mu< h -altier
« »i: E« i( >N
than it ia in higher lat'tu<!<*
For \ I.BAN Y
about 30 degree, north and «noth
if the equator the water» ar«' of an
ex<iui*ttc Mure Bevond these lati
tuce» the blue chang«*» to green
md in the arctic and antan tic
Manufacturer and Dealer in—
«'«•un» the gm-ti* are a!m<-»t aa
rind a» the tropical blue*
Harness and Saddles
<t A Griffin w«-ut to Itog.-rs mountan
T • *lay to bring hi* horu• home fo
th«- winter II«- ha«! a »t.-rmv day fu
hi* trip.
PUB: ISHED EVERT TH’«.
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