• ha
% »«I y ala.
*t>ld you ta;*e I.*«» t* H ot your bach
I
partmaut T*
“Yrs They aahl It conalrted largely
of fla«t. tin -tn.I putty. wit i tree»« of
builder * hrrr. and «UK<<*clrd that It
cnigUt do tu ralae a tu*trtgage oa."—
LouiarHIv Courier Journal
Where’s that P!g?
If th«r* >* * j
ta/t in any mtner of ?h*
N-ithwrot *• want tt.
want a* m.«rh
dr wd t*wh aa w* ran ycia i Wy g*t. W* will
F-*> a« fn.k»w* f-M pr.lw«
W* nam taka
art ramwtak*> Ship by a.aprvaai
Draaaad Forte
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rWAHK L» SMITH MEAT CO.
TlthUnc lha Bawl Truat*
Dr. B. E. Wright
work
piata
ISM
UM
si •
si oo
50 c •
$5 00
V
SO
hf-ST MKTHOIWI
Fatal««* F«trw«*t:<wi Fr** whan pie tea or hrvlr*
w<«tk w order"»! < wnaultatbMo Frww You e*MM<
<«’ batter p* ntaeut work an y w her*, no matter
h<« muth you pay.
All Work fuit» GwaraM««* for Fittran Y «ar«
Dr. B. E. Wright Co.
J42| Washington M..
Portland, Oregon
Tek* rar at d*T**t and tran«f*r to Waahtngtno Ht,
Achievement.
Ureal
"An<l »hat do you regard aa th«
greatest triumph of modern surgery?"
"Collsctlng the bill«." promptly r*
•ponded the great practitioner.— Lon
don Spare Momenta.
B.tt.r Than Usual.
Snodgras«— Did you hare good luck
on your last bunting trip!
Nymrodd—Better than usual; I was
•hot at only tour tlmea and hit only
twice
ITCH CAN BE CURED
in a short ttm* by uamg
PLUMMER'S ITCH
REMEDY
In to-<-«nt «ana only. A-id rant
PLUMMER DRUG COMPANY
Thud and Madison
Portland. Oi
Howard Mrs Holme, g.t. on much
bett.r with her hu.band than she um 4
to Coward -Same husband * Life
The trouble with luck Is It Is most
"Is that your mother tn law over
ly of the wrong kind.
there, smiling st you?"
No If she's
Rome hortir« always look as If the smiling at me It Isn't my mother In
family has just moved In
law*
Ataiut the onlv vacation some pro
8bw- <>t course. I'm not *s old *«
fie <«t I. In Interruptions In their you think I am. Hw—I hope not I
work.
moan you can't bw—that Is -how ol«l
A woman Is Immensely flattered If »r. you?
h< r bua'<and tells her she la "broad
"He's got no license to talk the wvy
minded “
he does" "Oh. he's got a license all
As soon as We get ild of one dim right What he lacks la a tnutale " *
rulty. we usually hud snutlirr waiting Cleveland trader.
to take Its l>i;M.e
"An optimist tn one of them chapa.
The only people who really have a
I gueaa." aays t’licle Him, 'who doa't
good time are th ae who enjoy being
care a hang w' At happens so long a
IU1 posed upon.
I it don't happen ter him."
Occasionally you meet a msn who
l^tffan You are rich enough to buy
dislikes to attract attention But such
an automobile Why don't you do It?
men are «ixtreui«-ly rar».
■ Grufat B«-cau«e I'm not rlgh enough
There are a k < mm I many devils In the
■.o own one Chicago Tribune
world, according to the man who al
"That fellow seems to t<e extrava
ways wants to give the devil hta due
He apenda his
The older people get. the leas regard «rant." "Hopelessly.
they have for looks In their "night iwn money just aa If It ware the gov
ernment's.'*- lx>ulsvllle Courier Jour
lea.' and the more for comfort.
nal.
Women use the same expressions of
Tai going to marry Pick." "Why,
sorrow In telling of a disappointment
It. a dressmaker aa of a disappoint you told me you weren t In love with
him." "I'm not. but I've just heard
ment In love.
A man was trying to apeak of a that a girl I hat« la!"—Cleveland
[«Itier to-day. and referred to him Leader.
as "poacelfler."
Why Isn't "poacsl
"What do you thick. r.iy dear* Rueb
tier" a good word*
luck I We leave tor l*arla In an hour."
"RaidlyF"
'iee. we're going to Pas
Moth.n win Rod Mrs. Wtnsiow*« So..<hla<
Syrup me b- .1 re rd. U. uw tut iSslr ct>U4r«a tour s My husband has just been bit
durlag the welhlus ,«rual.
ten by a mad dog." Bon Vlvant.
"W"tiy are cblblreti M BMMil w-u*.
bull Cheaper.
than they ueed to be “ "I attribute II
"Isn't It cheaper to move than to
How
pay rent?" I Inquired of the young to lniproved Idea* In building
•or "Rhtngiea are scarce, and you
married man.
"I suppose It la." he replied with a can't spank a boy with a tlr. roof."
"And did you really go to Romer
settled air. "but my plan la cheap«»»
than either; 1 live with my fatbeMn- aaked the guest "I really don't know,
law."
my dear." replied the hoatesa, just
returned from her first trip abroad.
Hint at the He.son.
"The patient la much better today, "You see. my husband always bought
the tickets"
nurse."
"Yes. doctor You remember
didn't call ve.terdav "
ASTHMA AND HAY FEVER
V
Kyra.
▲TCHISOM OLOBB SIG UTS.
PORTLAND. OREGON
II«re wvar tewth <*«! ami plat* and brMga
derr
F r
fiH»n
wa fh-t*h
and !<«<• work it «*•.«• dey if nerwaary
MUCBB
W.(m.
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UM ra*
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S m lös,«
U.I— «ta»
B** G* taMav
fha.
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Red.
|i> XluniK Err H»m*dy
Try
Hurt nr F>r Y. ¿r K>* lS-». .<• You W ill
Ilk* Murirv
It Hswthr*
Mr at Your
l>ru<gri*t«
Write ’ ar I
fl • ■
>r«ta
Murine Ky* l<«*m*4y C»>. Chicago»
Il w
10*
No«
I'artlealariy
you
l*yr.o.4.
are quckly relieve«! by Wyatt's Atlhma
Mr Upsome You had a good time
Remedy. Guaranteed or money refund
ed.
Ask your druggist or sand six seeing the Rlvtara while you were
abroad. 1 presume
cents postage for Free Sample to
J. C. WYATT. Druggist.
VANCOUVER,
WAWUNGtOh.
Mr
Htruckstt-Rltch-- Er—yew. but
one performance m enough tor m.
I've Men It played lots better right
here In Cincinnati
Chicago Tribune.
PACIFIC EMPLOYMENT CO.
uf Portland, Or«*vm
FLIRNISttfS HtlP FREE
to tMPt ovens
Main otTea 11 North Soro.»! st Main MYO. A IS*
lad-«• I*«pt, 5MK*V> M«rtmtn Su Mam
A 3M4
Phon* or wir* order« at our *ip«na«.
Same Old Kind.
Ruggles—Have you a tireless cooker
In your kitchen?
Haggles—Yea. but It's tireless txe
cause I cant afford to buy fuel tor It
any more
-
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EXCLUSIVE
OPTICIAN
rnt <-« m Wixk at
aaaonabi* prie**
Fra* »»arntnattaw
and fxrfwrtly
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THE KEYSTONE
TO HEALTH
IS
HOSTETTER’S
STOMACH
BITTERS
$2.00
DR. C. L. HAYNES
1
No Takln« mwthada
Suite 427. Marquant Building
Fourth Ftaur
Opposti* Portland Holal. Portland Ora
A TRIP TO PORTLAND FREE
car «ATI5 in
PAINLESS DENTISTRY
F ««alt*« F «ir action
Si'.wer Fll
T
it
K
Very
* kubber Plate
Plat» cm » Karth
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.1 WO a K 19 OUARZNYteF.D.
r tour mut « y a« ay. A «tallar « h
*• n«d. O ir orti*-<al reiiab'w M<*l
The process of digestion
and assimilation <ie|)ends
entirely uj>on the condition
of the stomach. If yours is
weak Like a short course of
the Bitters.
It prevents
Indigestion, Dyspepsia,
Cramps and Diarrhoea.
NOW W TIME
T
J
BVL
$5.00
o3.5 0
.SO
S.00
7.50
a.60
Mr Highbrow—It was Michelet, 1
believe, who ot-e.-r\«-d that “woman Is
the ealt of a man's life " Mlaa Keen--
Quit« true! Young men aren't half so
fresh after they get ruarrlcL • ll -eton
Trsu*crf;<
"Hello, mate. *ow la It you ain't
workln'r
•
"Well. It's like this- ! works In a
domino factory, and I puts on the
apota, and they'r« making double
blanks t«><la>t"
Weary Bllllam What
did ys toll
dat lady when she asked ye If ye wui
squal to de task o' «awin' wood? Tat
tered Tom I tol' her dat oqaal wuan't
do word
! wui superior to it—CbL
«•ago Dally News.
"My steady looks exactly like Apol
Io!" sighed the sentimental one
That ain't narthen ." sniffed the loss
of the glove counter "My beau la the
original for the Peerless Perfection
Dreae Shirt a«la"—Puck.
"Why did that picture coot so
much?" "Well," answer««! Mr Cum-
rox, "to tell you the truth. I have an
td«a It's because the dealer who sold
It to me Is a good business man
Washington Evening Star.
"Clear out o' here, yv aa.sy little
brag’“ shouted the cook, thumping th«
tabla with a rollingpin
The little
girl gave the eook a haughty look.
"1 never allow anyone but my mother
to speak to me like that!" ahe said.
Judge (sternly!—Three tiuxre In a
month! What do you make of thle,
sir?
Rastus (apologetically! T>«-ed
I doan' make nuflln*. You fellows up
here seem to be de only onee dat get
any 'eunlary profit out of hauling me
up.— Puck.
H«r- -Great heavens!
My worst
fwira ar« realised!
Him—What on
earth's the matter? Her I v« got a
telegram—
Him Ye* yea!
What
does It eay? Her -1 don't know. I
haven't dared to open It yet!—Clev«-
land leader.
"ftclentlata have decided that Me
thuselah waa only seventy-nine years
old." "That la mor« like It.
It la
absurd to auppoo« that any man could
have lived to the age of 9*8 years."
"Oh. I don't know ther« were no au
tomobile« In those days—Il mu ton
Post
"Jim.'* **!d an honest coal dealer
to on« of his drivers; "Jim. make that
ton of roal two hundred pounds short
;t la h r a . r, delicate widow, and
•bo will bars to carry all of It up
two flight of stairs. 1 don't want her
to «surtax bar strength."—Phlls«M-
phia j^ronlkle-Herald.
Pompano—Why do you work eo
hard. Bagley? You Slav« from mor»
Ing until night
Baglay—I know I do.
Tile Klll'l Vi-Il II Ml \Iun)v ll>>ll!;hl lias Lol'»»«' Ilio -..;li.i,
tin«* ot < ha«. II. I l<’t«Ti«-r, itntl bug b< < ti ina«!«» lliitb-r Illa
ix-r-on.il <>ti|i«-rii-lull tor over IM> tear-«, t >v» no on »
to «!«•«•« «»«» >oii in thia. <‘o«inlrrt«'it •», I in.la« ion . ami
•• .!ii't-ax-j-.. ,«i •• ar«» but l!xt>«,rin««-nt». nini «•inl.tit;; -r ilio
health <>r < liihlrcn- I.»perh-u«-«» iigmn-t 1 vp. rlun n(.
What is CASTORJA
t u tori.» I, a hum.les* substitut«» for < i*t. r Oil I’.ire«
I oro-, l»rop» ao-l S«H>ttlinif Syrups.
»I is I’!«-«' «nt. It
< • iBiina u< it lier Opium, Morphin«» n<>r « g I ht S -i«-.»ll«»
M«l>-.tii>ii-«a. I , a ••* Is Ha RiusriinttM*. It «I -»trova Worn a
nini i«ll:i»a I « «'risiine-,. Il «urea |»Lirrl> « i nini
<«nl
< ■•!■< . It r«-'i. tea 1 i*«»thlnif T’roubl«
«-ures I <>nslipati-"S
■ n«l I'atu <nt. It it,», ni Hute-» tile I' imh I, r- i . ii I. i ' •■« tl.»t
b ■>!'
li .lini iloWels, gitini; henlthy itml natural sleep.
THr < n
« i«’, lYin.K'm Tim Motl««-r*e I in ..«I.
In Use For Over 30 Years.
Sherman ^lay & Co.
ESTABLISHED 40 YEARS
SIXTH. AT MORRISON ST., PORTLAND, OR
W«’ want y<»u to try thia Piano /.V YOl 'N
HOME EKI t.
W<- want you to try it at
our exjen»e breaua«
At ihe end of thirty day» the Piano
11 SI IE will convince you of the following
facts;
It's the best value on earth for the price
if2TO).
It', 'll SK l/./.i an«! Mt.l HAMCAI.I.V
right!
W<’ know there is eo much rciti value in
on »- ujv
that
thia W«'llmgton Piano- we’re selling fur
we're willing to let it be IT'S OH A AALf.S.’M V
It will tell it'» ou-n it<>ry to you in your home if you'll send Us the
coupon.
I’kiuy tyn- nut lull /uiilHuiurt concrmmy Ihn unu.uol 1‘iano olhn.
Acme
. A Mr<n.
Matter of Year«.
TRY MURINE *>;^"*
Knox -Popleigh doesn't brag about
that bright boy ot hie any more
EYE
Hlox Ilea ba eataaed to be bright? U«eM
Knox—Not exactly
He says about
the same sort ot thing« ■■ formerly,
but he's got to the age whero they are
saucy
MDUCL I Hl COST Of LIVING
REMEDY «.. ».n u. I,
2Sc. bOc.
s«!»« Tu»««, 2(c. 11 INK
LIOUOH-MONPHINi-TOBACCO
MINTS PtRMANlNTLY CUM0
- roa « vil enATKnAlu -•
Union Painless Dentists
««CRESCENT
BAKING POWDER
25c. FULL POUND
DAISY FLY KILLER
Hhr
Mr
l»l«l
$5 CMi
Full !Wt of T*rth
Brbltf* W«k •< T*«*.h without Flat** I) 90 ?.. $9
(«dH <’rv»wni»
9I9O> |5O(»
11.90- <9OO
frown*
91 OO Ua
<««**! of F*»rr*tain FiiHr>*s
9O< to 91 '•«
|i**( )'ta let M<vl*
|y 90
No rh*r*«s* (ur f'slntam F>trsetln< when ottaw
work is «tan* IS
Guarant** with all w««rlL
lUur*. • a. m. U> » p m. ZHH MurruMt Ni/wL
It.
**8o you re**! every word of th« re
port« of tbnt Invwit’gition.’*
•Yr« -
MAnd you f^*l benrfltodr*
»Unqueittonably. I won my bet with
the man who thought 1 wouldn't hav«
the neewaaary nerve and rnduranr«.**
Your Hair
Contrary?
Is it inclined to run away?
Don’t punish it with a cruel
brush and comb! Feed It, nour I Drive« away Flirs, M-»«qultor« and Gnats.
u none« ai>4 < .»tile trout attack*
ish it, save it with Ayer’s Hair I tt pt
( in««-cta, euabling them to fee«l and
Vigor, new improved formula. «lerp in |w>ace. It prevents ioaa of weight
Then your hair will remain at am! strength from worry cauted by
attack« ot insects, an«! from the irritation
home, on your head, w here it of
their bites and sting«.
There 1« a
belongs. An elegant dressing.
■atisfaction in the relief it afford«
domestic animals fo-tn the scourge of
Keeps the scalp healthy.
maddening parasites and flies, beaidea th«
Duti ntl duinr* th* tolor tf th* hth
profit in returns. Horses do tnor« work
on less fee«! and env» yield more atxl
lietter milk when relieve«! from the frenry
a**w*
incited by constantly fighting a awartu ol
A b « WlBB
H. ; voracious, insatiable insects.
<V** «■•> a* h* hm
Four sire«, ggg. ml 75c and $1.»$,
' A«k your merchant for it
Tt certainly believe this, or we would HoYT C ukmical C o . Portland. Oregon
■ot say so. Ayer’s Hair Vigor, as now
mads from our new improved formula,
is • great preparation for the hair sn<i
1 wish to r«t scalp. Stops falling hair. Cures dan
druff. Promotes the growth of hair, c
11,1
W•*• *• o- a/wo«.. i«w«u. ■•«• —-
la Wlta «MS »MUa
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