r
;
Rheumatism
Does not let. go of you
when you apply lotions or
liniments. It simply loosens
its bold for a while. Why?
Because to get, rid of it you
must correct, the acid con
dition of the blood on which
it, depends. Hood’s Sarsa
parilla has cured thousands.
WOMEN f ABV TO WÄHL
Ifotel Men Haee Urenter TrowMe I ta
M sm I si Men front Their
”11 la Immeasurably harder to awak
an men in the n. ’rn ’ g than it la *
rn.** a hotel proprietor Ulforrua me
•ayi a writer lu the >*< 1-ou.a <•!<•
iMtnorrat.
A Up
two at a won»
• n a door In the morning la aalBeieut
No matter bow late aho may baer re
tired, hu matter bow eibau»tf'l
may bata been, no matter bow faint
tba ’yra‘ that cornea from the !•*«! In
at.svwrr |a th» ItBOCii FOO can bank CM
it that witbin a half hour or au that
woman will walk Into the dining nwm.
bright eyed and cb«*rful, but with a
man well, |t*a different.
1
•*A man may Irate a call for
»'ch-k la lbs
ruing wllb H>» «sr>
Ing tbst !<• must l>* up st Ibst b-.ur
A f*w mlnulr* b*f»r* 7 you <!»<sll a
tmy fot tb* purp'-s® s’-4»
him uot
to s*op i**u*wllng
until
tb*
man
awak»* Tb* rt»>m ma, b* on th* top
Baur, but you can bear tt<* llxitn;-
Ibump. thump on th* door 'way down
In tb* ofllc*. I«o«s th* man wak* with
a faint y**‘ aud
ra «
e
.'
1
Not he
Th* boy knock* until b.s
knock ea ar* a- • bi I then amid« - ij
the
a stentorian vol-» roar* fn-m
room 'Yea. y*a. wbat In blare, la the
matter with you? I»o you think Irn
drsil ’ Th* boy retire*. turna tn ble
r*purt at th* office ami goe* to raar
bl* ban>1 In <old water
"Thre* hour* later a swollen eyed
Individual, with wrinkle* lu his brow.
'I thought 1
walk* up to tb* de.k
left a call her* for 7 o'clock In the
You did, and the baBboy
morning'
wok* you promptly at 7.* That'* a
little too strong.’ Is the anawrf arel
after yovi'v* ar. e.| *!'!.
.1 f--r
■ f
an hour you ha«e t • •«.» .1. ---I
that b* was actually iwikranl as tie
hsd ordered. No It gore day after day.
Tb* Women get up promptly In re
spons* to ■ call, ahíle the m*ii Inta
rtably turn o«<-r to bsve at -tber nap "
II» Go« Itlght Tp.
H la a II. ir i.
. d •"
• '
cult task to wak* a • e<-|--r in tie
mortdiig ao •ff.-ctivvly that h» will get
up at one*, yet It may b* dour, «afely
and effectuaily; !..
bW Will
follow a «Impie ¡
îl re- • lltly d- -
I
In the lt<« lo «ter Herald
A man put up fur th* night at the
Igad'.ng hotel In a • ■ i . t «i. aid tie
tie
f ir* relit g left II «Ir
a to
In
rail*.] In time for an early train
tli* morning he was d -turt.. I st an
early hour by a thundering tstluo ... 'U
bls door.
"WellT" h* demanded, sl.-eplly, and
not vary pleasantly
"l'v* got an Important message for
the
you replied a j'-utbful vol. <• ft,
corridor.
The man was up In an Instant; ho
opened the door ami re.-rived from the
ball levy a large envrlo|w
He opened
It hastily. Inside, on a small •Bp of
paper, was written In large letter«
'"I hl* la tb* time you wanted to *¡rt
up.”
science
vention
TLa pviaa rvftatar of L»r (•artn#r. of
\ ietiiBa. baa proven brry aixcroafal lit
lrwawtring fba •ursoun'a wort In watcU
I d < th* rtr* uiaUo« of paUeiil> uu4er
ana« «ih«-ti* * It rot.alata of a watch
lft»r
wkkM !• fttt.K bvwt to tba |wa-
Urbt'w forvartxi. ah4 with hand» that
arv enovad over th*« dial by a acnaitira
»¡»ring, very arrura’rly ab<*wiug tb-*
pul ar and blond prraauro vibrations It
ri vu rrvaola pate* action ao frobW that
lb*' fiugrr <'aiMa»( frel It.
T! m « murb ridiculed narua of ”Bqul«l
rryatala” la »(ill rotaihad «-»y l>r. Otto
Ix-bmann. wbu haw publiabt'd an rb
larged hat «f the orca ale cotupuunde
having the ¡»arwHar prop*»rti«<. Tbroo
Mjbataticra. aa waa firat :i*ado rivar
lift»'»’!» jmt« »g’». hate two writing
potato and at ln^ariu»dUit* (rtnprrt
(urea tuovr frorly llbo B«jul»ta. but
pa«Ur1ir light i.‘Kr rrywtaia and abow
Ilia di< liniiani of cry alala
at a la U bHhvr
(hey arc really like solid cry ata ia la
atlli «B«| tii»w!
In (hr aunry - of th* Nc.tUab lake*
<x»u>pl*t*d, a
w birb ia im » w nearly
ha* U-.-n rea- be-1
•I«‘¡ th nf 1.UI7 feet
1
h* Ixx h M«»rar. Ibis pm«** to I* Ibr
i dow»p«w( lake in i the I ull*.| Klngiiom.
and. aa tbc , solfare la but thirty fe*t
a lot e •*’■ I I* tel nearly th* ent ir* be J
I uf (ha iaCr la twmw tb* sur far* lina
; «»f (hr o»'«*a0, Only »eveu de. |*-r lake*
1 aro |pK»w u 1t| Europe, four l-elng In
1 Norway ami (brw in Italy. At a depth
I of one thatHMind f«wt th* temperatura
of lx* h linear ia fairly constant
(hrougbout (ba year st al-out 42 4«-
grorw
Begin til ng with a* b«M»la to teach
aptantag By ban»! In (!>• <lght*>eiiih
criitury. Germatiy baa cuntinu«»! tn
Improve tbv Inal nt« fl«»n in tritHo Itt
dcatry offcrod (u Ha {»evplo with a*wry
advanrr *«f practical K irnnt aa appllol
(<» wravhig and aplntring
J'oitJla
»<'iw.M»U, u her«* (be n»aii!puUU<»n of tba
moat tatrtrato ma^hlnory la taught, ar»
now found all <ntr the empire, and It
' !• b« M by • unr persona (hat they con
«(Hute the main pillar l»y virtue of
** hl« !i lb«’ Grruiati tritllr induatry
maintain!* ita rump’tltire |owrr In
, forolgn marfccta
Tlx courser of In
, atrm t!<»n arc froptently reviged. and
•
> boats
H I« ao may to ci tala gold In
a very pure *(«(»• that Its melt,
I Ittg |w»lnt la a fart of much prac-
¡thal Itnportaiirc beraua* H arrvoa
a« a ronaiaiit, or baalv of cumpariwMi.
In the mm»urrment of bigb tein(M»rt
. turro TI m * latent exp-ritnenta for aa
• er(nlnihging (bla point with exactl
.Hide have tieen runductod In Pa ria by
M«- mhi J«r(juer”d an«! Pcrrut, ualn^
a »¡ec-HHl t%{M» of electrical rraiatancv
furna«’v. ami a nitrogen tberiimtneter
of fuard quarts
Tl»r melting point
e an f«»und t«» be |(Wt72 4egreva rontb
grade. <»r In round nutnl»era about HKM
•Irgn-ra Fabronhrtt Tbla la alx>ut U
<b greca Fahrenheit L.gLer (ban autna
' fortuer <fetrrtnlnat!ona. but aornewbat
lower than «»(brra.
Moved by (be apparent 1-wa of tltna
and Inrrraao of rrrora cauaed by the
traditional uar uf lloinan num era la In
designating volume« In bibliographic
rrferrm’ca, l>r It .M Yerkca of liar
*11 rd baa •»ibnilttrd (be matter to a
ahnple arlentific teat, C’hooalng tan
w ell rdu«*a(«**| |H*rw»na. ha detarmlhe!
for <•■• h the (H im * required for writing
and f<»r reading the Koiuan and th*
Arable numeral« from 1 tn l<ai. an»!
■ !•«> ibe relative number of arroro com
inlttod
III« rum lu«i<»n 1« (hat It takaa
thr«*e and one third time« a« long to
a rltr th« Iton an numeral« aa
na I tba
Arabic, and the chance of error la 31
(H um aa growl. It tabes three tin ea aa
long tn road them, and the rbauee nf
error Ia eight time« aa giant. An II
luatratlon !» the number b*<. which In
Human atyle (a I.XXXVllf. In tb)
International ( ntalogue of K<1 entitle
I Herat uro the volume nurnbsra are
printed In heavy fared Arable typs
Odd l*reserlpll*>n*
"We get some very -»Id prescript loti»
frequently." said I'
dniKk St y<-»ti-r
day. "Only today two boyamme Into
my stor* and one of them handed n>e
slip of paper
on It whs wrltl-
'I'linse give th* bearer 5 cents' worth
of Faddy Gory *
"But I took a etianee and gav* th,-
t«»y some paregoric. I have henrd ti-'th
Ing further from the Im-I h-nl ami I
guess I interpreted the message cor
rwctly
It la a wise provision of th--
law wtih h require* strl-1 vlgilam-r
NtWiOUNDLANO'8
GOVtHNOR
upon pharmacists who ar* so frvquvnt
ly called upon to supply drug* w h It. Il.a Uulel Over Maur
Pea
simple names wht> b msnv *1 , pie p r
plea waved Neveutr Uvea.
son* cannot spell or pronoume
I hare Just been faiomt by Nir Wil
Philadelphia l'r-s«
1 Ham Ma.gregor. the newly appointed
governor of Newfoundland, with an In
lorrletr. aaya a le-ndon correspondent
of the New York Herald
I also met
bla wife, Lady SI a eg regur Nir Wil
liam. lu bls photographs, la depleted
111 court dress
Nu.b a photograph
really misrepresent* the new governor,
for be Is i
carpet knight and there
I* nothing of tbe court lackey about
him
In some of the wildest regions
Columbus, Ohio, Msr so, 190),
<>f the British empire l.ls work has
Sic years S>: . I hsd a severe alt* k of
Indanmi.itorv Rbeumativm 1 w .«luili r f-een done, ruling every savage tribe
in bed for si« month«, and the docton I under tropical suns, defying fever and
had diJ me no g'» «L They chsng>-.| med fatigue taking bla life lu bla hands of
icines every week end n-thing they pre ten and always administering Justice
ar fiber! seetne-l to help me 1 mslly I 1«. with firm and fearless Impartiality.
ran the use of 8. N. S. My knee and ell>iw After 57 lie baa earned the right to the
joint* were aw. lien ternl.lv, and at one
comparative ease and quiet which the
time my Vint« were «0 sin.lien and pain
ful that 1 could li t cl »• them when goveri ship of England's oldest colony
opener!. I wa» ao bad that I could not will afford him now that the trouble
move knee or fool. I wa* gettingdiacour» some I ren- h questiou baa been prac
aged, you may !<sure, when I! ¿an S b tlcally settle«!
8.. but a* I aaw it »4* helping me I c -ntin-
As his name Implies, Nir William la
nerl it, at. 11.> day I am a sound Well man
*n<! have never ha! a return of tbediwase. a Ncoli-bman. and like moat of that
8. S 8. purifier! my bl »»! and cured me sturdy race who achieve distinction be
of thia severe case of Rheumatntu after started In life without any wealth or
everything else ha.1 failed
I have rv. - family Influence to push him along
commanded it to other* with gv»»! ro- Illa father waa a farmer In a small
I
R. II LUAi VAN.
way. but with big Ideas aa to the
• 335 M*- Y’ernon Ave.
value of education and be aaw to It
The poisonous ar. ’»that produce the In. that bls boy got a good one. When It
flamnialion and |*ia areal-webe.l intoth* cam* to the dioic* of a profession, the
bloc»! and Rhenmatiun can never bacon* lad elected medicine and obtained hie
qnervrl till these are neutraiued and til*
tern! o-itrf the l!<> land svstem. 8 8. S. M 1». degree from the I'nherelty of
g ri il-.iniy mt > the circulat -u am! at* Edinburgh.
tacks thedisec»* Itself. Jt purities and re-
Being of an adientorous spirit and
stores lha t-l<»-l to a healths, rigorous anxious to we .‘ luetblng of tbs World
condition. lit nt uns n<> potash, alkali or Instead - f banging out bls si.ingi* In
*<>nie • nntry loan and watting for pa
Ct«;«.
1» > <r-
H
’ ■ ’ ■
’ anted entirely tlenta n> turn up be ( --oked bln.self at
vegetable. Writs the colonial <m<* ami was appointed
Ok
wA u« and our phvsi- government medical offlcee at N.-y
V*
«BE
VA Clans will »InM chelle* tn 1873. A year later be was
W
Ta
Hwllhout any trans ferret to I'ort Ixwite on the Isle
k ■»
■»
M char.re wbateier. of Mauritius and In 1875 was made
ksggf < ’
chief medical officer for FIJI.
■■* ,rn sent free.
It was at FIJI he proved himself a
Tb» Stain Sp«clia Compasy, Atlaata, ba, hero The ship Ityria, freighted with
coolies and their families, was wreck
ed on the Nnsllal reef
He organised
•* Piso S CURT FOR
the relief party and took command of
It Repeatedly he swam to the wreck,
returning each time
a man or
BunieUmea
woman on bla back
5“
I
w '!b a
I >
.
«-1 by ! •
clotbvs !
■
ii I » tav-'.b
In tb •
w« v : , • i' I
f
.-»• ■ » -i ""
It waa a feat that only a man
llvva
uf bl« tn.fi «-us» | ' • al strength aa
Lo'irag* cvu»4 bare act
wrll as coiuait«
pttsbed
For |h
th! a In received
Clark* (niil U»e>t il and «aluce it far
bi(b*r than th* ' K C. M G. CH."
"rn. wb*t t* a rwpart**!"
wblcb b* la milt ed to tack after bla merely au luauit with Its Jr ess suit on,
uaui*
tny sou"—I'uck
It wa* at Fl J. too» (hat b»a talents
Mr. Flush Hav* you «-hang* for a
a* an aduilni«*r*t<»r w*cw first dl»co«. flr.j Mr Broke N
but I w..- 1 I'.ka
vrvsi and l>* was appoliitad waiver- to bar* a flv* h>r a change -El
TU«t oprlirM
g*u*rai of th* 1st*ti<!s
Jurg* Knox (In U>* court rootnV
up a new ear**r to hliu amt be gav*
I'v* l.iat tny hat Attorney—That's
In
np doctorin< si.-k folk
btrthlug. 1 inat a anil here yesterday.
rva* made administrator of
I—Ea.
The New
N*«r Guinea
Il*—It's hard
tlVM are about the warst
Brtt'.ab it me*. Isn't It?
a**s under the miitrwl of
Fre*
crvwn, moat of them r*c*rdia< It aa a l'v* never triad IL Hetrolt
waste of hatosu Uf* to slay a man Pros*
upon
without fcat-seqiicnll j il'.nlbk
A tlttl* Imy was asked hl* name, am!
him
Hut for tm year* b* ran tb* answered
"Writ, they call u>* Jim
British p*rt of tliat 1-1« Island, leavin« ml*, for short, but my maid*» name :«
a rv-oed b*html him that Is a con Jani** ''
spi.-iK-tis xsu.pl* of wtiat can b* ac-
"I'm *ur* b* sal.! be was out of pol
i-wtuplisiid atuoii* Hi* ii.«.st infracts itic* for good” "Y."i t ist bav* mis
bl* ¡i*»q>l* by a Judicious evtubinatmu underet<*ri him.
l!*'s out for tb*
of firmness soil mvleratb-n
<-“»!• In politic* ' I'blls.le'ph a I'n •«
It was to Las.** Nir William was
Edith—When I *<-«-*|it«*d Jat k b*
nr it dlspati l-H-l as <"«»-nior an«! thia
said b* waa In Hi» •■■!« tb beaveul
poet h* belli for four years prwservlug
Ethel Quit* likely: h»- s l»-en *ng»g*-l
an *v»u balau*'» of Justice to wbltra
to elk other girls this season
Jester.
and bis.fca and wlnrnn< tb* *st*«m of
Minister Ho you saw some boy«
all < laaaca
tlahlng on the Nabtiatb. tny young man.
N£W YORK CHUHCH PROPtRTV. Hid you 4>i anything to dle.»>ursge
Ruiall Boy- Yea, str, I stole
K.al l.tat* M itk *.'I O.IHI«. I US I* them?
tbelr bait
» «empletl fron, tesali«»*.
A list of th* church pr--perile* ot
they
Havkina—That
pickpocket
• caught Is neatly a very lateiltg it fob
u**»l by lb* Federation of t burche* low Hampaon — No doubt of It
II*
and t'hrlstlan organisation^ show* proved that by bla
ability to lost* a
I
that tb* It ' uan < «'bolle Ixaly la lb* lady's pocket
denomination ri' heat lu church prop
Jaggiee— Do I
erty. In tl>* *utir* city It paaaaaaaa com* over hen*
real calate to the value of S55,&K!d*d3 many of our customs?
Waggl«-» I
Of Una ».1.11’1 Im I* on Manhattan presume ao. At any rate, they liorrow
în tu* Brons. 111. a groat deal from ua.
Island, 17.« *3.3
In
735.415
!n Hrvnklyn,
"My kingdom fur a bora»!" crt«-d
Mu**ti* ■ nd fVlU.KaO tn 1 Hr h mo nd
Richard tb» Thin!
And a nwim-nl
\alun of
!*nut«4tant
Th* total
later he was seen «lowly emerging
eburvhea lu New York I* fl 14.U7u.203.
from under bls balky automobile.—*
divide-] aa follows
Manhattan, F-’l.
(Teieland I’laln liealer.
Hr
>
- .
y
fl.
Mr Gooder Here'» n b.«»k I'd iery
>>4.1130. an-l
lllrhttxin.!, >2.'Ji«4.<130
{'be total value nf chun b and hoapital ’ much Ilka to Lave our daughter road.
property In *11 Ne» York exempt from It contain* some g'»«l advl.-e for a girl
of her age
Mrs Gooder Very well.
taiatlon I* f31'1.<KM.Ilk'»
Of all the I’ruteelnnt churches, the I'll furbld b.-r to ton. b It.
Kplacvipal I* the ri> heat, po.ee.elng In
all New York property worth Kd.iaai.
45O, divide,! na follows
Manhattan.
F4h.3V3.f4*1; Brum, |'»V.» JÓO; Br-ioklyn,
,11.1 v»i. y
fil .
and Bleb
ruond, fIP'.lliai
Neili-omee tin- I're.l-yterian Chtirch,
with a total New V>rk valuation of
»Itt.7l4.ltai. In.-hiding Manhattan. »13.
tUS.tsa*; Brom. »sTU,«*»; Brooklyn,
Sl.tnvv*1. yurem, fl'U.lUU, and lUcb
mold. *30,&<>0
Cloaely following the Freahytertan
Church In property valuó* conies the
J- a », '
. -. ■•>1
11
Now York. In- In I. < »IX42SISIJÜ In
Manhattan, li'lt.'*»» In the
Brom,
P»’.I.«-*i tn Brooklyn. |75,<W tn yin-vn*
and 5Jo.N>** in Kl.-linioiid
T hen ionie hi order the t'nlon I’rol
estants, 0 tb flo.tiai.7tJU In all New
York City; the Methodist Episcopal
Cburvb, with fN.313.0B0; the Reformed
llutcb, with *7.117,120: the Baptist,
with ffl.ftiM.t.Vi; the t'.ingregatlouallat*.
with *2,ik't3,tiHfi. the Lutheran General
t'ouni-tl, with »2.118,5*41; the Unitarian,
with *1.214,900, and
th* Lutheran
■yuodi-al conference with *1,153.1145
The Nahatloii Army own* *208.5ou
worth of real ■ state In New York (Man
hattan', and the t'oluoteera of Arnerl
ca *12.<**> V rtli lu yueena T he lenat
wealthy denomination la the Christian
AUlanco. w bl< h own* a *2,500 house
In Brooklyn
Chur, he« marks*! un
of
claaslflo-l own »LMNe^oO worth
property In Manhattan and *7.1X10
worth tn Brooklyn. The ybave noth
Ing In the Bronx. (Jileen* or Richmond
Hospital« own »14.7IC.WO worth of
property In all New York
New York
World.
World Berk* Water Power.
The lesson of th* use of Niagara
Fall* for generating electricity ba*
te*u put to worldwide application,
say a the New York World. Through
»ut th* w.. I fa!
g water, a, -ordli<
to a paper re* I Ix-forw the British A*
soclatlon by Campbell Ew Inton. yield*
to man's use an energy equal to 1.4H3,
390 burse power, of which Great Brit
• lu figure* for only ll.'.aal horse power.
Th* British Alum.num Company
gets 7,<MM> horse power from the falls
of Foyers and It ekpecta presently to
procure 17,<MW horse power from Ixx-b
I-even. The North Wales Electric
Power Company la alx-tit to tap lotkr
l.lytiaw, on Nuowdoa, and hopes to ob
tain 8.3U> horse power for every work
Ing day of Blue hours
Finally, the
N.-otch Water I’oWer Nymlb ate la peer
Ing round In quest of waters that It
can Imprison at lofty level* and ao
generate electric |>ow«-r. • Front Ixu’b
Bloy, 757 feet above Ixn-h Lomond. It
la going t.< get • ;■«•» hors, p.w.r, and
at Ardlul. higher up. it proposes to
get further energy.
Evon a modest
stream that drops several hundred feet
may be a source of power.
Matrimonial "Ad" In Japan.
"1 am a lery pretty gtrl. My hal.-
I* a* wavy as a <-ioud
My complex
ion baa the brilliancy amt wftneaa nf
a flower
My exprvaalon la aa mobile
aa the leaf of the w<«-plng willow. My
brown eye* are like two crr«c<-nta of
the moon.
I have rno«lgb worldly
good* to pas* happily through
life
with n.y busband, hand In baud, gsx
Ing at tlir flower* by day ami tli«
moon by night
If th * should meet
the eye of a n.an who la Intelligent
amiable ami of good address, I will
tie bls for life, and rejniM» with bltn
later In a tomb of red marble.” There
were 34«l<*«> marriage* In J«|>an last
year, but fur all that such ndvertlae
menta aa the abovr* appear every day
In the Japam-ae paper«
New York
Tribune.
"A mighty |*"ir si-niwn!" ssld KnoS,
a* they came out of church. "tVliat
would you expect for a cent?" an-
awervd Cox. who bad seen whal tbe
kicker had dropped Into the plale.
"Jones borrowed a dollar from ms
yesterday." "Yea " "lie pnld me l.,u k
with the aame dollar I loaned him ”
"That-* strange ” “No I couldn’t p.ia*
It either " Cleveland I’l.ilu Dealer.
"Y«-*." ” said tb*
Juat Too lavvely:
"Y'-s.
flrat actress, 'Tv*
"I've gut
got a lovely tn-w
play for th!« season.’' "What la 111”
■ eked tb* utiier. *'A society drama in
four acta and five m-w gowns " K*.
Kissing Bugs: He- l^t ua alt out
on the la»ti and watch for »h,Hitlug
star*. Nite —Oh,
ua.
let* alt Inside tbe grape artuir
and wat.-b for lightning bugs Judge.
“Yeu," aal.l Mr Borein. "I'm d * ip-
polntsd In these abuea It a funny now
adays bow one's tilings wuar out be
fore one know* It." "Ye«." replied
Mis» Weary, with a yawn, "especially
ou«’a welcome."
Teacher—Now. then. Tommy, you
hav* no g.xsl excuse for staying away
from school y-stenlay Tommy Well,
It wasn't tny fault.
Teacher It
wasn't? Tommy No, ma'am. I don*
my best to think up one
"Ob. children! You arc no noisy to
day. Can't you l>* a little stiller and
batter?" “Now, grandma, you tuu«t l>*
a UttJe considerate, and not a.-ol.l ua
You see. if It waan't for us you « • ii.|
not t>* a grandma at all '
Kbe- And you aay you would die for
me? Mr lioresoiu.- A thousand tlm- •
Htae- Would you mln.l doing It Ju«t
one*—straightaway? You know papa
has Iwen appointed coroner, and b*
hasn't bad any practice yet
Boston
Traveler
Halesuian—How was It you asked
Grimes only *10 for that coat when th*
usual price Is »15? I'ropr.etor Wrll,
you are. b» had the mat charged, an.I
It la doubtful If he ever pay*
Bettor
loa* *10 than *13, don’t you aw*? Bos
ton Transcript
Th* Malden 1 have a fluttering
about my heart, and I have no ap(>e-
tile, doctor. The I No-tor Oh, you're
In Ivv*. I can't do anything for that.
"You can't,
can't. doctor?"
d'Htor?" "Certainly I
doctor! You'r* nut
can’t** "Why.
"
married." ’•—Yonkers Nlatcauiau
Burly 1 rarty —Arw you aware, •lr.
that you deliberately pln--c<l your um-
brolla In my ear last evening? Litt I*
carcl--«* of me, I in
Blfferton —Very carel-'««
aura! I wontier what lieeame of It,
and----- It <>ubl It l-e tw gsn, h trouble
to aak you to return It? Tit Bit*
June*- It la Juat Impossible tor ui*
I’vople are al-
to keep a lead pencil
ways borrowing, you know, and th.-y
always forget to return Brown Why,
I never bav* any trouble
Neo, l'v*
got a wliol* vest pK-ketful of |M-n<'tl«
Jone* lmesn't that prove Just wbat 1
said?
Wlillo—I met our new minister on
my way to Sunday school, mamma,
and be asked me If I ever played mar
Il in! And
bles on Numtay
Mother ll'm!
wltat did you »ay to that? ' Wllfle
Wllflo— 1
said. "Get thee twlilml me, Natan!' and
walked right off and left him."- Imo-
don Tit Bit*
ll'Halluran It's sorry <H nin Io
folud that yea bov a tb krt to the play
to night. M.-Govi-rn. for yer II not ae*
M.-i.overn—-How do yes
Hlr Hlnnery
know that?
O' Halloran lie.-aus* I
waa there last nolgbt. amt wid me two
eyes seen bltn dl* In the last act
lie's Weekly
II. ,i » , MkMam r I»» •*
Yvst.-nlsy I saw a inau with a cum
nierbund wearing a hmg uiv. khit.Hib,
Hiated In DIplomaGc Faatilow.
and another with a Panama bat >-*r-
Tbe Fierce Fellow No you wouldn't rylng au umbrella, both surely show
aay that Ixmgfellow waa a liar, eb?
Ing an indecent lack of confidence In
The m t t-v <
I ■ y
Th* Mild Man No; but If he w*r* t!ih weather
conducting a n«n «paper I should not get up. however, was that of a man In
hesitate to assert that be bad an *x a yellow straw hat. a black fr-~ k nnt.
elusive news service
I aiu I sv III* Cour a tartan tie. blue . .un- ..-rl-u 11, white
duck trousers and yellow shoe* — Tail
lerJournal
or ami Cutter.
There la a kind of uiau wbo telle
Ever remark how far from town th<
you of aotue unimportant thing b* did, ’
a ml expo-’« you to 1 1 I dead wllb aa- farm« are Unit real evtate g.-nta any.
an- within "a mil* of town.“
tonlebtuenL
Miss (isnnon. Scc’y (kfrolt
Amateur Art Assodatimi, tells
joung women what to do to
avoid pain and sulk-rinx caused
by female troubles.
'• bean Mna P ivsha «« :— I can «>n
•
-
I V <llA I '.
Plllk li.tin'a « <v< ti»t»h-< oiii|H>tittil
to tlUMO of nr.i.u-r« suffering with
f
- w**kn*aa an I the t
■
I • '
w
f.--v.| fr-r mw th
■ -ul weak-
ncaa. an-i felt a>> w, ary t! al I Lad hard
work to keep up. I ha-l aborting pains,
and wM utterly miserable. Inmydla-
t
I ws.
i
! t .
I,><!!.• 11.
I'in k luiin'a
\cg< t.iLlr-
< 0111-
pouiiii, an-l it was a rv.l .. -ter day to
me when 1 took th* fir.i «I «*, f>r al
that tltne my reiU.r.tl a lv, in. In
sis weeks I w.c* a chanced w.tnan.
perfectly well In every rv- ,---.-L I felt
so elated and happy that I want all
w ■ ,men who Buffer to get well s. I dii“
— Mia* Gl'tt A G.*«-.», J' > J. ne. SL,
Itetruit. Mich.. SccrvtAry Amateur Art
A
< l.ltiOU
-..Ifr./, • • . •
atrtwx«»^ ,«<*• -
<.■»«< M
\\ hen otto conslib-ra that 'll-»*
(Lt tino n'a litter I« only ot><- of tho
ronntlevs liunilrt il« w tilt h mo
are continually publishing .n tb* ae't*-
p >•
• ' ■
'
■ • , ■ •
Of
... I«. ■..,...* U--.1 b*
•diuillctl by all.
Coal Mine H as a t'bapel.
Ono of the m«‘»t remarkabig placet
of norahlp In the world 1» the MInert4
rbl|»e! In Mt mH Minadd colliery.
Mwanaro. H a I s ' w . where fur inoro than
fifty years the workera bate each
morning AMMMid»le«l for worship.
Tbit * n« tHary is <tu.itrii . : «*e to
the Ixittum of the abaft. The only
light ia that obtained from a •olltary
Davy safety lamp htlug otrr the pnl«
{»It frt»m the idling, and the old« *t
iHijrr !ti ’■.*• • ';l:«-ry la jpio'titBy «‘ho
M-n to oft1«'Iftt«’,
.It la the ruatocn In *»me other placet
for cool miners to gather t«»K»‘tber at
meal tiinra for prayer uiretlnga and
tlMI IT’’ b it it i-. ggld th it thl« 1» tin'
only InHtniM'c where a »peclal apart»
meat Is fitted out In a
»al mine aa a
rhaptl.
Found at Lütt.
Henatwy, Ark . th* 26lb< Sporici »
That a aurw care tor Ba* hacb« would
be a pru'elr«« boon to the p***»plr, and
raja-» tally the women of America. »•
■•tiuitled by all iatcrr«tr<l in turMical
mattere, in<! Mrw Huo Wiltiaum <d this
plate iAorr<atn»ba baa fourni in lh«i4 »
Kflnry |*»lla th««
for rare
“I am 3» yvara U4,“ Mra. Williame
•aya. *‘and bar« »uflofwd with ih»
l'a* ka< he very tiiüt'h fur threw ur four
mu
I have t«rrti treated by g*“*!
phv«¡clans «r»d g»4 no rebel, but thank«
tu «sid. 1 bava t‘un*i a cure at laet an«)
U -.s ¡K»!«!’* Knlney Pilla 1 luave taken
only ««ne I»*«» and it baa done n»e more
d than all tLw «lorUwc in three or
lour yea re
I w*nt all •uflerrra trun*
IU< kA« be tu kn«-w that they ran get
L>ud<i • Ktdnry
Pilla
and get well
nay F
»Ila an<
!U< kaebr > ia
it .«no of the fl ret syinftotns
*>f K itlhry thmwMr
intani atf* inat
:
Brtght'ft |>i»ra»r or Rhrtimat»»tn fey
< 4rtr>4 it with |Kabi*g Kfciary Pilla.
A» 11 SbowM Be*
lie bld )u«t pro|M*ar*l. but hie pov
rrty wa« t<»w tnmb uf a handh'ap
A man without money." «be as Id,
ght ■• w«*.l walk ba* k and
*lt»wn.‘*
-oh of riMirae.* ho rejslnod
•‘it''-»lb wouldn't bo In a puaitlou (<•
rUie ba« k "
Gave the Bride an I mloella.
Coiigreswn.an I'erkuis n.i« ,-i th.. ’1 •
of a friend, n Justle* of th.-
when
a couple came iti Io is» marrie.I
After
th* cereuiony the justice accepte! a unni
est fee and handed th* bride an urn
brella S’ «he went ' ut.
Mr I'er kina l<».k<-<l on grarely, and
•sked:
"Do
•Do
A prrwrut on tbs
“No.
briil*.’*
"A bres, nt? Why, w .-.i't that
umbrella?" gaaped the ju*ti«-«.
"No; it was mine." replied th* I
gresauua, sadly.—Christian Brgister.
A l.lltlf Owl I ,IMM> Mil • lr*u»l I. aim !
A peculiar Itj i'h tit in rial, | tu bmr
ex urr»*4 on th»’ *t«*«tn<*r A(h«uniii nil n
trip from Yokohama to \ nm >>u* er
I H «• <1,1 V 8 Hill. 1
j
'• to Al.-I
In any direction* a little owlet aliglii«* I
ou the deck and wan raptured by Hu
MHxmd ntt*« uni.
it Waa 4 lui by nwl,
a little bundle nf brown And Whit*
fra there, and It blinked lis *yva lu th--
daylight aa It r«ntcd <->>nlvutoily In tb -
<ngr wbl«*b the steward providvsl
Whether the <>« let ba,I c,.-n¡»-d fruui
njuif VMStl U not kh’>wu
.4 G»e*t l-awyer'a Careleeaneaa.
Great CrimilUl lawyer—I worked
very hard to g*« f* “*■ b"‘ 1 '«"^
Convicted Murderer fhotly' — You
might '*' known you wouM
Three u
them B'»* y u l*< “ »*•« Jur7 ••• f»
special.!«. _____
.
T* Brv*k la N*w Sbo*s
always «sa«* ia *b*o •
«•»- •.’ï’,4*!
*• I. i •»•«-is*, wblag. *W,4.,S Iasi
. are. «>, ,. |..«towing »«!• <»4 bornons St
... I .. .. I ,e - . t»<
i,
.m. »(FBI AJJtssa
Alisa S Olnsted la Ne». N '
Í »»Frignerà >owhrr*.
» ■ r I Is, st >”ur f**t a
. ..ru.iri an-l a casti* with • Ion* r*nt
r«.’L
I su. sur* »»a caunot du bsllcr
thaw t* «crept.
\
i . ,i.
L
- 7-ur
.» 1 s.r (Ri* *7 mV *ull*r* I* an L«.r
I.WB Wh« ««II* cual lu wial*r *u4 k* la
•ummer.
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For Infanta and Children.
The Kind You Han Always Bought
»Uav
vsrr
Thing.
•’In torlrty,**
mìa ! ihr young bo<l.
V •
”!!)»' genl •
in h •!*•/• prrerulrU to
tbr lady. !• b* noti*
••V«Ighcd tb# belrraa who win
doing ber Brcvnd •eAwou, "unleaa b*
hAppsnn to bat? a title, tbeo on* Binai
pay fur biiu, 1 »upixxc.*'
Ptso's Cur« I« a good r.meh medicine
I» baa cured i
ha and c* la /or forty
years. Al druggwts, 25 cetin.
to H irr«»w.
tHttgUB* OM feKow. It*« the mio « • l«l
■t«>ry
Im la a red of • Httl« ft a« aria
•areor.
Kbi«!b -It Y i‘B ha»> to hunt further
to I mi .—Oiictgo Triban».
THE FISH BRAND SUCKER
A VALUED FRIEND
•« a p.d
** 1 you »jo I kxtghe •
FISH BRAND
and it haa fwv«r«n
a *dwd fc-.* ! h< n .
• *•• "ry W. ***<
•»w k » < • < *4-1 a I I
haw
AMrtber. Par«« mh *. t n>c a p< «.e-fat,**
(I ba ns^saa/ts «»*'' r 4' », a" <*4
Ut ba « i« «ii M»f«a c*
»«4
ba
»• a?<- vatUHS.)
A- U” w A raco « w *
TOWI R CANADIAN
coa A .’. . 1
4
i
..u-.'g
W(|W»4 ttC‘ ’•
*
-n
WÂF*
I». irl lit!» for
•4 kuUa *4 w«| vrufh ft
Goir.g < ine Better.
Mrs Nharpp— I'm going to stop trad
In' here, an' deal with Light weight A
Co., the new gr-s-ery firm acme* the
»irret. II* h-ts Ins customers cir*. at
the number of beans lu a hag tu' gives
a reward for the correct guca«
Mr. Qu:ck«alr My dear ma4am. if
you'll rootinue !«» gire u< your cuatom.
we'll let y«»Q giirw at th« number ut
I vans in two baga.
I »f"r in Now York
N
i
Hurrtrtl K iit««r I tnu«t have •«>«<•
tt» hr p on thia at oa<*e
Whrrv >»
Biuk«?
Whrr»'a fehribbls-r?
Where •
l^4«irr )
Boy —They la all duwnatalra geftla' op
a h«t of folka IcIHrd laM year by •l*ctri<
«ara, rtl« waf-n«. subway •Ipkxioaa
K«s. an 'hirtrte Hgbt wire«.
Estitur t•{••«i»- uilautlyi They
won't
through for a month.
M U.nt I rt.i So Win, .»•• Hoothlnf
Syrup ths bast remedy i. jin tur their children
durius ths teething lerlod.
Nothin« t-efl.
“I have had lots of friend« «•ho were
guilty of mutilating ts«ik* they bad
borrow ed from me. but my latest eg
périmer was the most nu«r| of all.”
"W liât was It?”
“I lent Mr* Blank* my dictionary
a few day« ago and yesterday ah* r»
turned It without a word.' - New Or
leans Tlni'-a Pernor rat
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who can do thing*.
We give thorough
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M«.
Often it.e t'aae
Citato.u.-r Caleb, m A Ch eat rm ar*
auuouiomg an. flier big dr-p in prk-aa.
Mer» bant Well, there a plenty of
room for their price* to drop.
Canada's wraith la Í24O per bead
agallisi (310 In England. Í175 per head
In the tulle. I Nt a tea. per Sir Hoben
Gridili
Heouurceo.
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DIDN’T HURT A BIT” IS WHAT THEY SAY
Ot Our Method of Extract
ing Teeth.
If »<•*» iH.ie laii. «Sen ,*<>*< o. lalkln.
F “•!•.. ,,ur - • .,*■» .. .. *e
.
on ,,n* ih.i * in h* MKI.I.-' ry
w* |..
• or. f-»r pe-q l. fr„i» . .( ,.f |ke rll, qul. •
> •<- tk.i »* » ■ 1 n. < iw,
*•4- re.wn .n-l i.rld,. *
r«>n oui p year.' e. ».i.i
• ... . • . <
• l.iv ike be.i i. tk* er>esi*el lu 1 • ,u I
*• tat* rr in., a. *eu .. »
-q*u ..eainev ill, » «u««t*v.
r*.,n. Mam s>jv
WISE BROS.* Dentists, ^i,3Fai '< b Í ortt ^* ndo ^^
Frnial» Gorillas.
Th* I-on. Um aovlogii-al ganlena
th» posM-saor» of on* male atnl
female gorillas. Tber* Is only
oilier femal* gorllhi In Europe
la at Br<*lau. The I<ond«m sj-c-lm.-ii«
ar* imiu<-4 ChliM* ami Venus The de
scription of li'iiun, wfil'h la 5 /»era
ol«1. la as follows:
llrlgM, 2 fwt II.
Inches; chest iiimsurvuiriit, !W inches. |
hair, dark ami patchy; ryes, black and |
Imp art, and bug» overhanging brows, ,
month, expansive, with formidable
W rita for Catalogue and l*rke*
teeth, expression, morose.
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The Cid Munit Cure
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JACOBS
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Painsand Aches
f-* I- imaa fa-n ly, rahavea
cur«« promptly
Price >*«. and 5O<
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