Hood’s
MA8SAQE HEART TO LIFE.
Men Are Inferior to Cato
Sarsaparilla is unquestiona
bly the greatest blood and
liver medicine known. It»
positively and permanently
cures every humor, from
Pimples to Scrofula. It» is
the Best»
Blood Medicine.
To make silk that has been washed
look like new put a tenspoonful of methy
lated spirits to a pint in the rinsing
water and iron while damp.
There la more Catarrh In this section ot the
country than all other diseases put together,
aud until the last tew years was supposed to ba
Incurable. For a great many vearsdoctors pro
nounced It a local dlsea-e, and prescribed loi-al
remedies, and by constantly lulling to cure
with local treatment, pronounced It Incurable.
Science has proven catarrh to be a constitu
tional disease, aud therefore requires constitu
tional treatment. Hall’s Catarrh Cure, manu
factured by F. I. Cheney A Co., Toledo, Ohio, is
the only constitutional cure on the marker. It
la taken Internally In doses from 10drops to a
leaspoonful. It acta directly on the blood and
muc un surfaces of the system. They offer one
hundred dollars for anv case it falls to cure.
Send for circulars and testimonials.
Address,
K.J. CHENEY de CO.,Toledo, O
Bold by Druggists, 75c.
Hairs Family Pills are the best.
A mocroscopic examination of a hair
will determine, with almost infallible
certainty, to what kiud ot animal it be
longed.
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8
Piso’s Cure U a good couch znedicine.
It has cured coughs aud colds for forty
years. At druggists« 25 cents.
A happy genius is one who has had
enough wealth left him to make it un-
Mceieary that he depend on bis talents.
QREGONffLOODPURIHER
TESTED AND TRUE-GUARANTEED
NOW! Is the time to USE IT.
For hoisting from the 1,520 foot level
of the Kimberly diamond mins forty
seconds is required.
eley liouor - morphine - tobacco
fire HABITS PERMANENTLY CURED
FOR FULL PARTICULARS —*
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Turkish women eat rose leaves with
butter to secure plumpness.
There are several points In which
man Io interior to the eat The eat
tor one thing, has no vermiform ap
pendix, and consequently n-ver Buffers
from appendicitis. Furthermore, while
man has chosen to be a nocturnal as
well as a diurnal creature he has only
the diurnal vision; whereas the cat
devoting "its days to civilization and
its nights to barbarism,” can see In the
dark as well as io the light having a
patent adjustable eye.
She posses« nine lives and all of
them have to be taken In order to get
rid of the cat. If the slayer thinks he
slays he knows not well the subtle
ways in which this admirable creature
passes, turns and brings forward her
successive eutitles for obliteration.
Drowned In the pond sb" returns to
the woodshed or the kitchen door, re
quiring to be shot. Shot, she comes
back to be asphyxiated. Smothered
by the fumes of chloroform, she re
vives and calls for prussic acid. She
is a walking, living, breathing, vocifer
ating exemplification of the principle
of metempsychosis. Her reincarnations
in one brief period outrival those to
which man is condemned by the Hin
doo theology In hundreds of years and
her avatars outnumber Buddha's.
It is no wonder that the Egyptians
worshiped the cat. She lias been able
to get bold of some principle which
man, the boaster, who vaunteth him
self almost a god. Is denied—New York
Mall and Express.
Cure for Backache.
Randolph, Neb., May 30.—Cedar
Co. has seldom heard of a more wonder
ful case than that of Mrs. Lucy Nich
olls of this place. For a long time
Mrs. Nicholls suffered with very severe
pains in the back and almost instantly
these pains left her. She has tried
doctors and everything, but nothing
had helped her till she used Dodd’s
Kidney Pills. She says:
“Dodd’s Kidney Pills did me bo
much good I can’t tell, it was so won-
derful. My back hurt me all the time.
I doctored and tried everything but did
not feel any better. I thought my life
-aas short on earth, but now I feel like
a new person. I used one box ot
Dodd’s Kidney Pills and I do not feel
the slightest ache or pain. I can turn
and twist any way without feeling it
and I feel so proud of it I cannot hardly
express my gratitude to Dodd’s Kidney
Pills for what they have done for me.”
Small Coins Newer and Brighter.
Young women may avoid
much sickness and pain, says
Miss Alma Pratt, if they will
only have faith in the use of
Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable
Compound.
Judging from the letters she fs
receiving from so many young girls,
Mrs. Pinkham believes that our girls
•re often pushed altogether too near
the limit of their endurance now
adays in our public schools and semin
aries.
Nothing is allowed to Interfere with
Studies, the girl must be pushed to the
front and graduated with honor; often
physical collapse follows, and It takes
years to recover the lost vitality,—
often it is never recovered. Miss I’ratt
•ays,—
“ D kar Mns. PiNKnAit: — I feel it
my duty to tell all young women how
much Lydia E. Pinkham's won
derful Vegetable Compound has
done for mo. I was completely run
down, unable to attend school, and did
writ care for any kind of society, but
now I feel like a new person, ana have
gained seven pounds of flesh in three
mouths.
“Have you noticed the Improved
quality of the coins now In circula
tion?” asked the trolley car conductor
as he pulled a handful of bright pen
nies, nickels and dimes from his pock
et for Inspection.
“It’s due to an effort on the part of
the government to put better money
into circulation by recalling the worn
and shiny pieces from which the im
pression of the die has become effaced.
I’ve noticed for the past two years a
steady Improvement In this respect.
All the banking Institutions now
throw aside the coins that how decid
ed traces of wear, and the treasury
department redeems these with new
ones. In England a soiled bank note
is unknown. The paper money Is al
ways new and crisp, being recalled
before It becomes worn. It's getting
to be that way In this country with our
small coins.”—Philadelphia Ilecoril.
A Chum of Sir Henry Irving.
When Sir Henry Irving wils staying
lately at the Queen's Hotel, Manches
ter, a small boy, about 0 years obi,
son of William Molllson, a well-known
member of Sir Henry’s company,
strayed Into his rooms one afternoon.
Invited to make himself at home, and
take some refreshment, he consumed a
pear and a bottle of lemonade with
apparent satisfaction. Then gazing
steadfastly at his host, he said:
“I do miss l’hll May.”
"So do we all,” said Sir Henry,
gravely.
“Yes, but I miss him most,” pursued
the child. "He was my chum.”
“Ah! that makes it very hard,” said
Sir Henry.
There was a long pause, and then
the little fellow naked very earnestly:
"Will you be my chum now?" So
they swore eternal friendship on the
altar of l’hll May's memory.
“ I recommend It to all young
Women who suffer from female weak
Where the best things are not poo-
ness.”— Miss A lma P hatt , Holly,
Mich. — 15000 forfeit If original of above IstlsF Bible, the best should be made of tboao
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Death from Anaeathetle Thrice Defeat-
ed by Marvelous Operation.
Massaging back to life a human
heart that has ceased to best Is the
marvelous operation three times sue-
cessfully performed by modern sur-
gery, A Philadelphia physician, Dr.
W. W. Keen, Is authority for the
statement that two of the people thus
brought back from the gates of death
are now alive and heahby.
If this operation Is finally establish
ed as a successful feature Of surgery,
both laymen and scientists look for
ward to the following Important re
sults:
1. A material lessening of the num
ber of deaths which occur while the
patient Is under the Influence of ether
or choloroform.
2. The possibility of a remedy and
a cure for that dreaded and mysterious
ailment known to science as cata
lepsy.
8. A removal of the awful dread of
being burled alive.
Dr. Keen does not stand sponsor for
all these claims. But he does assert
that life apparently extinct hae been
renewed by continuing the heart’s
closed pulsation through massage. Iu
a case recently reported the patient
was to all Intents and purposes dead.
The heart had ceased to beat, breath
ing had stopped, and the collapse
from choloroform was apparently com
plete. Death had been apparent to
the physicians and nuises for five min
utes before an operation was under
taken. Then the surgeon In charge
deliberately cut open the diaphragm,
reached for the heart, and employed
the massage treatment. At the end
of five minutes, after repeated chafing,
the heart resumed its beating, and res
piration was restored by artificial
means. In two other recorded cases
the patients were brought back to life
and the operation was entirely suc
cessful.
It Is related that some of the great
surgeons of Europe who have been
working upon this theory have spent
many years In experimenting on dumb
animals. In quite a number of their
cases the hearts of dogs that have
been frozen for fifty hours after the
supposed death have had their pulsa
tion restored by massage.
Physicians shake their heads over
the possibility of the new treatment
being applied to restore those attack
ed by catalepsy. But If It could be
employed In this way It would remove
one of the awful terrors of that dis
ease, the fear of being burled alive.
So groat Is this terror that men have
asked that a knife be plunged through
their heart to make death absolutely
certain.
IN A CHICAGO NIGHT 8CHOOL.
Difficulty of the Lisping Urchin in Ren
dering Shakespearean Lines,
Ayer’s
Hair Vigor
cannot keep from growing.
And gradually all the dark,
rich color of early life comes
back to gray hair.
“ When I first used Ayer’s FTalr Vigor my
hair was about uil gray. But now it is a nice
rich black, and as thick as I could wish.”
— M rs . S uhan KLoi’FKNsriEN, Twcumbia,
Ala.
fl 00 a bottle.
». c. iTsn co..
Lowell. Maas.
All druggists.
for
Gray Hair
Whyness of the Whyfore.
Fred—I always enjoy conversing with
a spinster at a social gathering.
Joe—Because why?
Fred—She never bores one half to
death by talking about old times.
To Break In New Shoes.
Always shake in Allen's Foot-Ease, a powder.
It cures hot, sweating, aching, swollen feet.
Cures corns. Ingrowing nails and bunions. At
all druggists aud shoe stores, 25c. Don’t accept
any substitute. Sample mailed FREE. Address
Allen S. Oluisted, I.e Roy, N. Y.
Harmonious Doctors.
“They have called two doctors In for
consultation.”
“And do the doctors agree?”
“I believe they have agreed upon th«
price.”—Philadelphia Ledger.
Mothers will And Mrs. Winslows’, Soothing
Syrup the best remedy to use for their children
during the teething period..
The Greeks had a female deity
named Hygleia, whose duty it was,
when properly propitiated, to keep the
babies well; when she neglected her
business, however, the deficiency was
sometimes remedied by Meditrina, who
restored the health of the little ones.
Permanently curea. No ntsor norvousneai
y after flrstday’suseofDr.Kline’sGreatNerv«
torer. Send for Free 92 trial bottle and treatise»
Dr. K. U. Kline. Ltd-- W Arch St.. Philadelphia, Pk
Bound to Please.
Young I-atly—I have prevailed on my
father to allow you to paint my por-
trait, but be doesn’t like your work.
D’Auber—Why not?
“He says it lacks repose.”
“Hub! He does, eh? Well, I’ll paint
you as ‘The Sleeping Beauty,’ and then
see,”
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY.
A certain night school Is In session
three evenings a week In a cavernous
building on the river front One
mounts a draughty staircase, gropes
through bleak passages that echo to
the tread and enters a gas-lighted,
odoratlng classroom, where the air Is
filled with a murmur like the sound of
rain on the roof; It Is the diligent
Genuine
scratching of a hundred pens on a hun
dred copy books. Boys of many na
tionalities, of many ages, ranging from
12 to 80, and of many degrees of grlml-
ness, toll stoically at their copying,
The "smallest boy” is very small and
particularly grimy, Ills head droops
devotedly above the work, and his fln-
gers are fairly paralyzed with the rig
Must Bear Signature of
idity of his grip on the pen. “Truth
cruthed to earth shall rlth again," he
whispers to himself, repeating the copy
book text as he laboriously transcribes
It Nothing has been able to break the
See Fac-Similé Wrapper Below.
"littlest boy” of lisping. It is the lisp
ot nervous childishness, and In aston
ishing contrast to the astuteness of bls
vocabulary on occasion.
FOR HEADACHE.
Along the walls stretch blackboards,
FOR DIZZINESS.
where dusty processions of straggling
FOR BILIOUSNESS.
■B
ittle
sums and conjugated verbs trail like
FOR TORPID LIVER.
caravans across a desert In one cor
FOR CONSTIPATION.
ner the blackboard blossoms Into an
FOR SALLOW SKIN.
oasis, a roll of honor In colored chalk,
FOR THE COMPLEXION
with the "smallest boy's" name at -e
_
.
OKlSVINli MUST HAVtJ^QNATUNt,
top.
M (Sits I PPfaly Vegetable.,/^
When copy books are put away there
jaUDrson.iMiv
1 ■
Is the ordeal of mental arithmetic, and
CURE SICK HEADACHE.
after that the reading class. To-night
the selection Is Shakspearean, a part
BUY
of the second act of "As You Like It"
The boys read In turn, up one aisle
and down the next, their earnestness
and the admonitions of the master re
deeming the performance from ridicu
lousness. though Orlando's Impassion
ed address Is delivered In a Dutch
brogue, and Jaques Is variously a
Swede, an Italian and a Jew. The
"Seven Ages" are accomplished In tri
umph, down to the “Justice,” full of
wise saws and modern Instances,” and
now it is the "smallest boy's” turn to
read. Rising, he bawls out the lines
that follow with breathless eagerness
FROM
VOLK
DI-ALHR
—as one who knows his lesson well:
Tas thlxtti then« thif
Into the lean and tbllppered pantaloon;
With th-pectaclsth on noth, aud pouch ECONOMICAL
on thlde;
Hith youthful hoth, well-thaved, a world
too wide
For hith thrunk th-bauk, aud hith big
many volth,
Turning again to childith treble, plpth
And whithleth In hith thound.
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CARTERS
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For Over
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The bride and groom sat side
“Dearest," he said, looking
her eyes, for hs was smaller,
he really and truly looked up and
her eyes.
"Yes, love," shs responded In soft.
Frightened mouse tones.
“If I had known that tunnel was
tnat long I would have kissed you."
“Didn’t you kiss me?" she asked
with much surprise.
“No." he replied.
"Well, somebody did.”—Cleveland
Leader.
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URIFIER
Tired, Nervous, Aching, Trembling,
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A Pretty New York Woman’s Re
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Mrs. J. E. Finn, 83 East High
street, Buffalo, N. Y., writes:
reuna Medicine Co., Columbus, Ohio.
Gentlemen:—“A few years ago I had
to give up social life entirely, as my
health was completely broken down.
The doctor advised a comp'ete rest for
a year. As this was out of the ques
tion for a time, I began to look for
some other means of restoring my
health.
“I had often heard of Peruna as an ex
cellent tonic, bo I bought a bottle to
see what it would do for me, and it
certainly took bold of mv system and
rejuvinated me, and in less than two
months I was in perfect health, and
now when I feel worn out or tired a
dose or two of Peruna is all that I
need.”—Mrs. J. E. Finn.
Mrs. J. W. Reynolds, Elkton. Ohio,
writes:
“I owe my health and life to Peruna.
We rarely call in a physician, in fact
it has been years since I have taken
any other medicine than yours. I am
afraid of drugs, and although I have
been sick many times I hae taken only
your medicines. They are wonderful
indeed. We have a very large house
and entertain a great deal and I do all
my own work, thanks to Peruna.”—
Mrs. J. W. Reynolds.
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Any woman wishing to be placed on
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free home treatment and advice should
immediately send name and symptoms,
duration of disease and treatment al
ready tiied. Directions for the first
month’s treatment will be promptly
mailed free of charge. No free medi
cine will be supplied by the doctor, but
al) necessary directions will be fur
nished.
Read what the above ladies have to
say of Preuna as a cure for these cases.
Address Dr. Hartman, President of
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
Ohio.
M l g
For several years past the business
of the Iceman of former days has been
decreasing steadily, and at the present
rate ere long he will find his occupa
tion gone. It Is no longer necessary
to wait for cold weather to secure a
supply of the refrigerating product; it
can be produced easily and cheaply In
the warmest weather by chemical pro
cesses.
In the State of Maine, where In
former years the harvesting of ice for
market In more southern latitudes was
carried to enormous proportions, the
total quantity cut during last winter. !
which embraced perfect conditions for
the securing of a large crop, was but
485,000 tons, against 700,000 tons gath
ered in the winter of 1902-3.
The advantages offered by chemistry
and modern machinery for the pro
duction of Ice and the perfect control
of temperature at whatever degree de
sired, when and wherever needed, Ir
respective of climatic conditions, ren
ders their mechanical acquirements
cheaper than can be obtained from
natural Ice when transportation from
remote districts of storing and the I
great wastage of original bulk through
melting Is taken Into consideration. In
all manufacturing necessity for cooling
and for maintaining uniform degrees
of temperature, as well as certainty of
control of such conditions, together I
with their greater economy, present I
systems of artificial refrigeration are 1
crowding nature out of the field of.
competition and reducing the latter to
chiefly local value.
it ng Was Expensive.
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best Strawberries grown by ordering of
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Plato trouble is a common thing, and there
are various kinds of it. Many plates never
were right. Others are properly made, but
the mouth is not nut in proper condition
:or wearing the plate.
If your plates are in any way unsatisfactory
we will be glad to make an examination
and tell you the cause of trouble.
We extract teeth wholly without pain an 1
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Extracting free when plates or bridge« are
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is far beyond any earthly happiness I
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Geraldine nestled lovingly.
“I have had my share of this world's
pleasures," Tompkins continued, ten
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anything on the market at any
eclipsed. I have had my share of th.s
thing like the price, because they
world’s sorrows. In the heavenly exal
are made of good material to st mil
“Oregon roads"—iron corners on bodies,
tation of your love they are all forgot
braces oa abaft», heavy second growth
ten. With you In my arms my sou! is
wheels,
screwed rims.
beyond reach ot earthly troubles and
translated sits serene.”
Deliciously impulsive, Geraldine
clasped her arms about him and
If you want to feel sure that you are
pressed herself to his noble heart, says
the N»w York Time«. Then, oh, cruel
getting your money’s worth, ask for a
fate! in the midst of bls exaltation tbo
“Bee Line” or a Mitchell Buggv.
love light faded from poor Tomuklns"
eyes, and with a wld cry he clutched
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at his heart
“Just my luck." he gasped weakly.
"Confound It Geraldine, that last hug
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SPOKANE
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California*« Chief Product.
California produces more dollars'
worth of oranges than of gold—
oranges over >18,000,000 and gold |1T.-
Th» marvelous strength of desert
plants Is well known, but we ere at
a losa to explain the source or rea
sons ot their luxuriance In regions
where only a few luches of water fall
during the year, and that little Is im
mediately drunk up by the torrid suu.
What enables the yucca to thrust Its
head through thirty feet of gypsum
and sand or the barrel cactus to store
enormous quantities of water and to
hold the water for months, perhaps
years, or the sumach to cling so ten
aciously to Its ground when every
thing else Is swept away, are ques
tions which none can satisfactorily an
swer. No less marvelous and inex
plicable is the mesquite shrub, which
sometimes has roots over fifty feet
long, and other desert plants whose
hairy coverings and resinous coatings
prevent the evaporation of moisture.
These secreta may soon be discovered,
however, as the Carnegie Institution
has established a desert botanical lab
oratory at Tucson to study them.
It was among the desert bills west
of Torres, Mex. The Indian cut the
top from a plant about five feet high
and with a blunt stake of palo verde
pounded to a pulp the lipper six or
eight Inches of white flesh in the
standing trunk. From this, handful
by handful, he squeezed the water luto
the bowl he had made In the top of ¡
the trunk, throwing the discarded pulp
on the ground. By this process he
secured two or three quarts of clear !
water, slightly salty and slightly bitter
to the taste, but of far better quality
than some of the water a desert trav
eler Is occasionally compelled to use.
The Papago, dipping this water up In
his hands, drank It with evident pleas
ure and said that his people were ac
customed, not only to secure their
Society,
drinking water in this way In times
A woman in society is obliged to
of extreme drouth, but that they used
It also to mix their meal preparatory keep late hours, She muet attend re-
to cooking it Into bread.—National ceptions and balls. She seldom allows
herself a quiet evening at home. Her
Geographical Magazine.
whole time is taken up in keeping en
gagements or entertaining in her own
REBUFF WAS CUTTING ONE.
home.
Fitting Retort of "Mad Poet" to an
Her system becomes completely run
Ungentlemanly Remark.
down as a consequence. She soon finds
Many stories are told of McDonald herself in a condition known as sys
Clarke, known fifty years ago In New temic catarrh. This has also been
York as the "mad poet,” which show called catarrhal nervousness.
that he had a vein of great shrewd
If every society woman could know
ness, such as Is often possessed by the value of Peruna at such a time,
people who are counted insane.
if they could realize the invigorating,
One day he was seated at a table strengthening effect that Peruna would
in a New York hotel quietly eating have, how much misery could be
bls simple dinner when two young avoided.
men took their seats at the same table.
Letters from society women all over
McDonald Clarke was a well-known ! the United States testify to the fact
figure, and the young men at once ' that Peruna is the tonic for a run
recognized him, though he did r"
not down, depleted nervous system.
know them.
They were not gentlemen In the best j
sense of the word, and It occurred UCU/ DCNCIAN I AW/Q SEINT
tn
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to them
them that
that they
they mltrht
might hnro
have anmo
some' Apply
to NATHAN BICKFORD, 914 F St.,
sport with the poor poet, Conse-' I Washington, D. C. 6th N. H. Vol»., 1831-65.
quently one of them said In an Un
necessarily clear tone:
I
"I have seen almost everything and Well Drilling Machines
Male strong and durable for hard rock
everybody In New York except Me
drilling. Also gasoline and steam en
Donald Clarke. I have a great ad-
gines. Write for prices and catalogsof
anything in the machinery line.
mirations for his poems, and I would
give a great deal to see the man.”
REIERSON MACHINERY CO.
OREOON
When he passed the mad poet PORTLAND
leaned forward and said with evident
gratification:
“Sir, I am McDonald Clarke, whom
you say you wish to see.”
The young man stared at him with
much rudeness for a moment, and
then drawing a quarter from his
pocket, he laid it on the poet’s plate,
saying, “That’s for the sight!”
Clarke looked at the coin for an In
GUARANTEED
stant, and then placing It In his pocket,
Used and Sold Everywhere.
he took out a “York shilling,” 12%
cents. This he handed to the young
man, saying gravely, “Children half
price.”
The A. H, Averill Machinery Co., TOoSS
The Slutitie Madonna.
Mrs. Bull—Oh, yes; we took In the
art gallery when were In Dresden.
Mrs. Swellman—Then you
saw
Raphael's masterpiece there, of course.
Mrs. Bull—Yes. Indeed. The “Six
teen Belladonna." you mean.—Phila
delphia Public I.edger.
SOCIETY WRECKED HER LIFE.
Native» Ar» Accuatomed to Tap Plant
Wh»u They Are Thirsty.
Why is it that Ayer’s Hair
Vigor does so many remark
able things? Because it is a
hair food. It feeds the hair,
puts new life into it. The hair
IRRIGATOR
ot N arcotic .
A perfect Remedy forConstiM
WATER IN DE8ERT CACTUS.
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