The Santiam news. (Scio, Linn County, Or.) 1897-1917, March 18, 1904, Image 4

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    Spring Humors
Com« to most people and cause many
troubles,—pimplee, boils and other
eruptions, besides loss of appetite,
that tired feeling, fits of biliousness,
indigestion and headache.
The sooner one gets rid of them the
better, and the way to get rid of them
and to build up the system that has
raftered from them is to take
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
and Pills
Forming in combination the Spring
Medicine par excellence, of unequalled
•trength in purifying the blood as
shown by unequalled, radical and per­
manent cures of
Scrofula
Scald Head
All Kind» of Humor
Blood Poisoning
Catarrh
Salt Rheum
Bolls, Pimples
Psoriasis
Rheumatism
Dyspepsia, Eto
Accept no substitute, but ba sure to
get Hood’s, and get it today,
Something About Canale.
The Suez canal is usually considered
the most Important example of ship
canals, though the number of vessels
passing through it annually does not
equal that passing through the canals
connecting Lake Superior with the
chain of great lakes at the south. In
length, however, it exceeds any of the
other great ship canals, its total
length being 90 miles, of which about
two-thirds Is through shallow lakes,
says Harper's Weekly.
The canal connecting the Bay of
Cronstadt with St. Petersburg is a
work of great strategic and commer­
cial Importance to Russia. _ The canal
and sailing course in the bay are
about 1C miles long, the canal proper
being about six miles and the bay
channel about 10 miles, and they to­
gether extend from Cronstadt, on the
Gulf of Poland, to St. Petersburg.
The next of the great ship canals
connecting bodies of salt water in the
order of date of construction Is the
Corinth canal, which connects the Gulf
of Corinth with the Gulf of Aeglna.
The canal reduces the distance from
Adriatic porta about 175 miles, and
from Mediterranean ports about 100
miles. Its length is about four miles.
This Is Miraculous.
Manhattan, Kaunas, March 14.—
One of the strangest cases that has
ever been heard of in Riley county is
that of the three year old daughter of
Mr. Jonas Brubaker of this place.
Sometime ago the little girl took
whooping cough, which was followed
by pneumonia JYhen the pneumonia
left her, she was taken down with ma­
laria fever with At times symptoms of
Spinal Meningitis^
The family doctor brought her safely
through these troubles, but after the
fever Bright’s Disease set in, and the
doctors gave her up. Her father telle
the rest of the Btoiy:
“We began to give her Dodd’s Kid-
ney Pills and aft r she had taken about
three and a half boxes, she was entire­
ly cured. Now she is well as any child,
rum ing and playing as if nothing had
•ver leen the matter.
The doctors
•aid she was beyond the reach of medi­
cine. Dodd's Kidney Pills certainly
saved our little girl's life, when she
was so far into the chronic stage of
Bright's Disease that we thought noth­
ing could save her.”
Old Marriage Certificates.
Theorists are to be found ail over
the world who advocate that no man
or woman shall be gllowed to marry
who has not a certificate of freedom
from
transmissible
disease.
Not
even the most extreme, however, would
go so far as a Prussian official In the
town of Rappin, one of whose duties
Is to Inspect butchers' meat and another
to place the official seal on marriage
certificates. The Berlin Loknlanzeiger
states that on one occasion he used the
wrong stamp and Instead of sealing
the nuptial contract he certified that
the happy pair were free from trichino­
sis. The absurd mistake was not dis­
covered until some days had elapsed,
with the result thnt the high court
of Berlin has bad to be set in motion
to rectify the error.
The Enterprising Drummer.
Shopkeeper (whose patience is com­
pletely exhausted)—Snippers, call th»
porter to kick this fellow out.
Importunate commercial trnveler
(undaunted)—Now, while we're wait­
ing for the porter I’ll show you an en­
tirely new line—best thing you ever
laid eyes on.—Glusgoiv Evening Times.
R,
ir -r
> SEEDiPOTATOESi
500,000 BUSHELS
AFOR SALE Bain,-«k'liii'..
CHEAP j
Larflt md feUD
in >Av HvrUI
Klrcant «lock. Tremandoli« rivide
Arviu *>J lu IIOJ ituvlirln i-r aersi
FOR IO CENTS
and this notice we send you lota of farm
•Md aamplee and big catalogue telling
allnboutTposlnto.Rp.ll«. 1-remsl. Avrtd
Land Harley, Macaroni Wheat, Brvinus.
■srliest O mw . su , Bend fur same lodar
JOHN A.SALZER.
SEED CO. LA CROSSE . WIS.
W. L. DOUGLAS
•3.SS
& »3 SHOES UMCN
MADE
W. L. Hoiisias
ahoen have by tlieir
excellent style,
easy-fitting, and
superior wearing
nualltlM, achieve«!
the largest sale of
any shoe« In the
world.
They ere just as good
aa those that coat you
•4 to |5 -the only
difference la the price.
Sold Esorffivhtrs.
Look for name and
price on bottom.
Douglaa uaee Corona
Colts kin, which la every where conceded to
be the finest Patent leather yet produced.
Fatt Co'or fplttl utod Sho*« by Mall, tir.oitra.
Wrttefor Cateleg, W.L.Deaglaa, Brackton, Baa»
s
PlbO S CURE FOR
C ON SUM ption
GUYED
FITZ
TO
MISTAKES IN DRESS.
HI8 80RROW.
Pagillat'a Unexpected Demonatratlon
of His Hitting Power.
Bob Fitzsimmons gave an unexpect­
ed demonstration of bls physical might
the other day in a downtown sporting
goods bouse. Th» big fighter drops into
this establishment frequently and edi­
fies the clerks and whatever customers
may be about by bls skill at drumming
the punching bag. He rarely fails to
perform bls old trick of knocking the
bag lose from Its bearings, aud on thia
occasion, after a bard blow had torn
the bag loose from the string that held
It, one of the officers of the concern
who was loklng on and who knows
Fitz well, remarked to the pugilist:
"Ob, I don't think much of that
stunt, Fitz; that piece of rope was an
old one and It wouldn't take much of
a blow to break It. It took you some
time to get that bag loose, and my
opinion Is you are getting to be a back
number. If you couldn’t land on Cor­
bett any harder than that he’d trim
you in jig time.”
Fitz didn't say anything in regard
to the guying, but the mention of Gor­
bett's name made illa face take on a
more determined expression.
“Then,” said the business man In
telling of the Incident, "I got a brand-
new piece of stout sash cord, nearly
thick enough to lift a horse and rigged
up the punching bag with this cord.
‘Now,’ I said to Fitz, ‘there Is some­
thing you could not knock loose Ln a
hundred years.' Fitz lammed away at
the bag viciously for a while, but didn’t
knock It loose. I stood there guying
him some more, telling him how he'd
gone back and all that, and then I
walked away about twenty feet.
“I turned around to see how Fitz
was getting along, and as I did so I
saw his arm shoot through the air so
fast It was only a blur In the air, and
the next thing I knew the bag was
shooting through space like a bullet
“It was coming straight for me, too,
and at such speed that I didn’t have
time to dodge It. It cleared an Inter­
vening show case, and the next instant
I was wondering whether I was In the
ring or In the hospital. The flying ball
caught me squarely over the eye, and I
surely thought I would have to take
the count. The blow dazed me for a
moment and nearly put me out.
“I guess I was the one that was l>e-
lng guyed all the time, but In any
event between the kick of a mule and
a man who can drive a punching bag
twenty feet through the air and hard
enough to almost knock you down, the
mule for mine. I don’t think Fitz Is
quite a candidate yet for the home for
superannuated old men.”—New York
Sun.
Trees in China.
Tree planting In Northern China is
being strenuously enjoined by the au­
thorities, not only ns a productive In­
dustry for the people, but alike as a
means of strengthening the river em­
bankments against floodB and of check­
ing drought. Of lute years trees have
been cut down wholesale for agricul­
tural purposes, while the pen Hants do
not take the trouble to plant fresh
ones, because the soli Is so loose that
they must dig down very deep for a
satisfactory foothold. So vast tracts
of fertile land are left barren, while
In the northern provinces especially
the Influx of sand carried by high
winds from the Mongolian desert
threatens to All up the unoccupied
ground.
So In the Important Province of Chill,
which contains the capital, Peking.
Is a government proclamation notify­
ing the “eight directions for tree plan­
tation”—most minute instructions as
to the kind of trees required, the
depth they should be planted and the
fertilizers to be used—and the “ten
benefits to be derived from the same,”
such, among others, as the sale of tim­
ber and fruit, the beneficial influence
of trees In attracting rain, preserving
the Just equilibrium of wind Influences,
and purifying the atmosphere, while
"travelers and families will find shade
and rest under the branches."—a poetic
truth for conclusion.—Golden Penny.
M iss Whittaker, a prominent club woman
of Savannah, Ga., tells how she was entirely
cured of ovarian troubles by the use of
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
“D ear M rs . P inkham : — I heartily recommend Lydia E. Pinkham’s
Vegetable Compound as a Uterine Tonic and Regulator. I suffered for
four years with irregularities and Uterine troubles. No one but those who
have experienced this dreadful agony can form any idea of the physical and
mental misery those endure who are thus afflicted. Your Vegetable Com­
pound cured me within three months. I was fully restored to health and
strength, and now my periods are regular and painless. What a blessing it
is to be able to obtain such a remedy when so many doctors fail to hdlp you.
Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound is better than any doctor
or medicine I ever had. Very trulyyours, Miss E asy W hittaker , 604 39th St.,
W. Savannah, Ga."
No physician in the world han had such a training or such an
amount of information at hand to assist in the treatment of all
kinds of female ills as Mrs. Pinkham. In heromce at Lynn, Mass.,
she is able to <lo more for the ailing women of America than the
family physician. Any woman, therefore, is responsible for her
own trouble who will not take the pains to write to Mrs. Pinkham
for advice. Her address is Lynn, .Mass., and her advice is free.
A letter from another woman showing what was
accomplished in her case by the use of Lydia
E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound.
“ D ear M rs . P inkham : I am so p-rateful
to you for the help Lydia E. Pinkham’s
Vegetable Compound has given me that
I deem it but a small return to write you an
expression of my experience.
“ Many years suffering with weakness,
inflammation, and a broken down system,
made me more anxious to die than live, but
Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Com-
pound soon restored my lost strength.
Taking the medicine only two weeks pro­
duced a radical change, and two months re­
stored me to perfect health. I am now a
changed woman, and my friends wonder at
the change, it is so marvellous. Sincerely
yours. Miss M attie H enry , 429 Green St,
Danville, Va.”
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The testimonials which we are constantly publishing from
rateful women prove beyond a doubt the power of Lydia E.Pink-
am’s Vegetable Compound to conquer female diseases.
Br Aflft FORFEIT if »» cannot forthwith produce the originili letter« and Blgnatarea at
VKIIIIII abut« Uwliuioalal«, whloa will prove their absolute genuineness.
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-
Lydia !£• Pinkham Med. Co., Lyuu, MaM»
Why It Failed to Appear.
That Language of Ours.
Scribbles—I sent a poem to a daily
paper last week, but for some reason it
has failed to appear.
Criticua—Did you inclose a stamp?
Scribbles—No.
Criticus—Well, that accounts for it.
Had you done so it would uo doubt have
appeared in your mail the next morning.
“Oh, don’t worry about such trifles,”
snid the girl. “Just keep a stiff upper lip
and everything will come out all right.”
“But,” protested the other maid, “it
I is a physical impossibility for me to
maintain a superior labial rigidity.”
Mothers will ilnd Mrs. Winslows’s Soothing
3yrup the best remedy to use for their children
during tho teething period..
..........
Hadn't Heard of IL
I
Perrin’s Pile Specific
The INTERNAL REMEDY
No Case Exists it Will Not Care
Mr. Clifton—Do you think the North
Pole will ever be found, Miss Lakeside!
New Type of Engine.
Miss Lakeside—Why, 1 didn't know
From Germany comes news of a it was lost.
locomotive worked by steam and yet
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r
»
Independent of fire of Its own. The
Plso s Cure fs a remedy forcoughs, colds There is no satisfaction keener
engine has Just been completed at the and consumption. Try it. Price 25 cents,
than being dry and comfortable
Hohenzollern works st Dusseldorf and st druggists.
when out in the hardest storm.
Is of a type designed for shunting In
Never Been Practiced On.
YOU ARE SURE OF THIS
explosive factories. Instead of carry­
‘‘I wonder why it is they always csll
IF- YOU WEAR
ing fire In Its own boiler It Is tilled the doctor's business a practice!”
fl
with steam from stationary boilers,
"Ha! 1 see what it is! You've never
• nd when so charged Is capable of sev­ been under one!"—Exchange.
eral hours' work. The first warming
Teoslntc and Billion Dollar Oraaa.
up occupies half an hour, and subse­
WATERPROOF
The two greatest fodder plant« on earth, one
quent recharging can be done In a good for 11 tons hay and the other 80 tons green
ILED
CLOTh'IN
fodder
per
acre,
(«rows
everywhere,
so
does
quarter of an hour. The apparatus Is \ Ictoria Rape, yielding 60,000 lb* sheep and
MADE IN BLACK OR YELLOW
BACKED
BY
OUR GUARANTEL.
so simple that an unskilled workman swine food per acre.
A » TOWER CO..bOATON.M \V«,U5A L.
sxsn 10c IN STAMPS TO THS
low« (txAPixY co iL-iin d . ioiwoun , Tp-
Is able to look after It. The absence of John A JUST
Salzer seed Co., l.a Crosae, Wta., and
YOUR DEALER.
M
fire In a place where dynamite or gun­ receive In return their big catalog aud lota of
-
If hr mil not »upply you
>li
for our free cntftloQiie of garments rvul hot5.
powder is being handled Is the reason farm seed samples. [P. c. L.)
for the iuventlon of this type of en­
Not Natural.
P. N. U
gine.
"I suppose the prisoner refused to talk
—
referred
you
to
his
lawyer,
eh?
’
’
The Care of Umbrellas.
"Oh, no; the prisoner is a woman."—
More umbrellas are spoiled through
careless treatment than wear out from Cincinnati Times Star.
actual hard work. One great mistake
that many people make Is to leave an
umbrella standing on its point to dry
after it has been used in the rain. This
There is a way of trifling that costa a heap of money.
Neglect
la most harmful, as all the water
trickles down and settles In the folds
at the narrow end of the silk, and this
not only causes the silk to rot, but the
wire frame to grow rusty. The right
and it may put you on crutches, with loss of time and money.
way to treat a wet umbrella when
brought Into the house la to open it
wide and wipe It as dry as possible,
then half close It and leave It standing
on Its handle to drain. Wet umbrellas
will cure surely, promptly.
should never be put near a fire; this
also Is likely to cause the silk to split.
WET-WEATHER COMfORT
Lumbago and Sciatica
St. Jacobs Oil
Equal to the Kmergency.
The old sexton approached the pul-
pit.
"Parson,” be exclaimed In a hoarse
whisper, "the church la on fire!”
“All right, John, don't get excited,"
rejoined the good man as he stopped
abruptly in the middle of his sermon.
"You pass down one aisle while I go
down the other and we'll quietly wake
up the congregation."
Answered.
"When does a girl reach the ‘mar­
ria gentile age Y‘
"When her father's purse has reach­
ed the marriageable size.”—Detroit
'rec Press.
When a leap year girl proposes It’s
up to the young man to lose bia self
possessi >u.
1 MAKING OF PATENT LEATHER.
Women of Sloderate Income Buy Teo Each Manufacturer Haa Hia Own Pro-
Many and Too Kzpenelve Clothaa.
ceaa.
X
SÜÛCËÎD
I hat a (he motto you should put in your hat, and
always remember it. You can «uc-u«d best,In buM
nets VKe educate yon practbally lor busine*« «nd
AMtri you to a well payiniK p- Nhlon when competent.
W rite fur catalogue unlay while you think of it.
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Business Ci ¡ el »
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Oregon
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Lady Jeune, in writing on dress al­
lowances for girls, notes the fact that
one reason why upper-class English­
women do uot look smarter than they
do Is that they will buy too many
clothes. They commit the mistake of
buying much that is unnecessary and
that they never wear, because they see
It and it Is cheap.
“All Englishwomen,” she goes on,
"have too many clothes—In fact, too
much of everything—and the conse-
queuce Is that their things are old-
fashioned and unwearable long before
they are worn out. French women
have very few gowns, they have just
what they want and wear them out
An Englishwoman loves her old clothes
and wears them a little, then puts
them away, and when she finds they
are old-fashioned she has them done
up and remodeled, believing that she
Is practicing great economy, whereas
It would be far better and cheaper to
give them away. She clings to her old
gowns, Jackets, hats, boots and shoe«
with a sort of romantic tenacity.”
The same may be said of many
American girls and women, and It of­
fers one good reason for not buying
the very best materials la everything,
as one Is often recommended to do.
There are many trifling accessories of
dress which are nice only so long as
they are fresh and hit the fancy of
the hour. Then why sink much money
In them! The same Is true of the tal-
lored suit.
“It Is commonly supposed that a
good tailor gown Is a thing that a
woman of limited means can safely
Invest her money In, with confidence
that she will get every dollar's worth
of wear out of it,” says an authority.
“Yet how many women find them­
selves with a $75 suit on their bands
which Is demode, which they cannot
afford to give or throw away, and
upon which they have to lay out often
a considerable sum to make It wear­
able. Almost any woman would say
under these circumstances the per­
son In question would have fared bet­
ter to have laid out only $40 or $50 ou
her suit originally. When she had
'shabbied' it. or It bad got out of style,
she could then have bought herself a
new one with a clear conscience aud
at hardly any extra expense, consider­
ing what she would have to pay to
get the old suit renovated. Supposing
the woman in question has only one
tailored suit, and has to wear It four
years; she would certainly cut a smart­
er appearance on two suits at half the
price. This seems to be one of tbe
Instances where, while it Is never pru­
dent to buy the cheapest, it Is certain­
ly not wisdom to buy the highest
priced. A good part of the accumula­
tions of clothes from which women
suffer Is due to buying too expensive
things, as well as too many of them.”
Aj/gf-S
If your blood is thin and im­
pure, you are miserable all the
time. It is pure, rich blood
that invigorates, strengthens,
refreshes. You certainly know
Sarsaparilla
the medicine that brings good
health to the home, the only
medicine tested and tried for
60 years. A doctor’s medicine.
“I owe my life, without doubt, to Ayer’t
Sarsaparilla. It is the most wonderful medi­
cine in tlie world for nervousness. My cure is
permanent, and 1 cannot thank you enough.”
Mits. D elia M u W xll , Newark, N. J.
11.00 a bottle.
J. C. ay «R co..
MMMe&MBHWHBMB fOF
Door Health
Laxative doses of Ayer's Pills each
night greatly aid the Sarsaparilla.
Unexpected Happens.
Fred—How about .that wedding check
your father-in-law gave you; was it good!
Joe—Sure. You know, it’s usually the
unexpected that happens.
riTft Permanently cured, wo ntsor nervousness
I 11 U after firstday’suseofDr.Kline’sGreatNerva
Restorer. Send for Free# 2 trial bottle and treatise
Dr. K. H. Kline, Ltd-.M? A reb St. Philadelphia, Pk
Duel a la Française.
“Hold! My honor is satisfied!”
' '
“Already!”
“Mais oui. I see the blood In your
eye.”—Harvard Lampoon.
Beware of Ointments for Catarrh That
Contain Mercury,
As mercury will surely destroy the sense of
smell and completely derange the whole sys­
tem when entering it through the mucous sur­
faces. Such articles should never be used ex­
cept on prescriptions from reputable physi­
cians, as the damage they will do is ten fold to
the good you can possibly derive from them.
Hall’s Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J.
Cheney & Co., Toledo, 0., contains no mercury,
and is taken internally, acting directly upon
the blood and mucous surfaces of the system.
In buying Hall’s Catarrh Cure be sure you get
the genuine. It is taken internally, and made
in Toledo, Ohio, by F. J. Cheney & Co. Testi­
monials free.
Sold by Druggists, price 75c. per bottle.
Hall’s Family Pills are the bert.
The mind is refreshed and invigorated
by distractions and amusements; but
abuse of them leads to dissipation, aud
dissipation to vice.
CASTORIA
Confederate Money Was the Only Con­
sideration Received for It.
A suit has been filed In the second
division of Pulaski circuit court which
takes one back to tbe days of the con­
federacy, when the currency in circu­
lation was that Issued by the Confed­
erate States of America.
The suit Is a petition filed by the
heirs of Mark Kelly, through their at­
torneys, Rose, Hemingway & Rose,
praying a writ of mandamus directed
to Francis E. Conway, State land com­
missioner, to compel him to issue a
patent to certain lands In Green coun­
ty, purchased by Kelly In 1858, and
which were paid for in confederate
money.
The petitioners are J. W. Kelly, C.
E. Stone, H. L. Stone, Allie Stone and
Frances Valley Bowen, by M. F. Col-
Her.
The petition alleges that In 1858
Mark Kelly purchased at a sale by the
common
school
commissioner
of
Greene county the west half of the
southeast quarter of section 16, town­
THR CINTA JR COMPANY, TT MURRAY STREET. NEW YORK CITY.
ship IS north, range 6 east, consisting
of eighty acres, located In the north­
ern part of Green county, about eight
miles from Paragould. Later, "when
the civil war was flagrant and when
Another ** If."
A Small Income.
the only circulating medium was con­
If grown-up folks, like children.
‘‘Dolly Decollete, I hear, puts every
federate money,” Kelly paid for the
Were forgetful and forgiving,
penny her husband makes on her back.”
land In confederate money, which was
This eartli would be a paradise
"Then he can’t be making much.”—
And life would be worth living.
Brooklyn Life.
accepted by the State as good and
sufficient payment.
However, Kelly neglected to secure
from the State a patent for the land.
He entered upon the land and remain­
ed In full and undisputed possession
thereof until his death, since which
time the heirs have continued In pos­
session, claiming It as tbelr own.
Recently they applied to the State
land commissioner for a patent on the
Because Rheumatism sometimes comes on suddenly it doesn’t
land, which he refused to issue oa the
sole ground that it was paid for la prove that it is a chance disease or one due to accidental causes. It
confederate
money.—Little
Rock takes time for it to develop, and is at work in the system long before
Gazette.
any symptoms are felt. The blood is the first point of attack, and
the poisonous acids that cause the aches and pains are then distrib­
Poet and Render.
William Morris once heard one of bls uted through the circulation to different parts of the system, and
poems read by a famous elocutionist, settle in joints, muscles and nerves; and when the system is in thi«
says W. B. Yeats, the Irish poet The condition it needs only some exciting cause like exposure to night air,
reader was carefully obliterating all damp, chilly weather, or the cold, bleak winds of winter, to arouse
tbe original rhythm In order to give the slumbering poisons and bring on Rheumatism. The severity
what be conceived to be the proper ex­ of the attack depends upon the amount of acid in the blood and the
pression.
“ quantity
[Uantity of acrid m
matter in tbe
Mr. Morris sat In uneasy silence for
IN ELBOWS, WHISTS
‘
. Some peo­ BHEUMATISM
oints
and
muscles.
some momenta, but at last he could
AND KNEES.
ple
are
almost
helpless
from
the
Urbana,
Ohio, Aug. 95, 1008.
stand It no longer.
Laat winter I had a severe attack of
"Young man," he exclaimed, “It first, while others have occa­ Rheumatism.
It started in the right
cost me a great deal of trouble to put sional spells or are uncomforta­ elbow, and from there to my wrist«; the
riirht wriet wae the worse. It became
that Into verse! I wish you would read ble, restless, nervous and half swollen
and extremely painful. My left
sick all the time from the knee Joint was the next place to be at­
It as It Is written.”
In Use For Over 30 Years,
RHEUMATISM
AN INDESCRIBABLE TORTURE
S
Appetite of Kasslsn Giant.
The Russian giant Machnow is SU-
Ing Showman Sedelmeyer for starving
him. The latter alleges that be sup­
plied the giant every day for breakfast
with two quarts of tea. a pound of but­
ter, cheese aud eight rolls; for dinner
five plates of broth, four pounds of
meat and several pounds of potatoes,
and for supper two quarts of coffee,
it pound of bacon and four pounds of
black bread. The giant was hungry
nevertheless.
An Ka.y Winner.
you. Price, ftOr and 11.00» can. Rold by dealer*.
l-OBTLANU »1MU CO., r.rll.,,4 Or.. C.aal A«e.to
Poor in Spelling.
Charles Steckler and a friend were
driving along a country road on the
Canadian shore of Lake Ontario when
tills sign, nailed to a gatepost, attract­
ed tbelr attention:
LAM.
. |j ■ r
SHEAP.
"Now, what does that fellow mean?”
mused Mr. Steckler. “Is his name
lAuib, and has he got sheep for sale,
or Is his name Sheap, and has be got
lamb for sale?’’
Hailing a native, Mr. Steckler re­
peated the question.
The
native
grinned and drawled:
“’Tls a leetle bit complex, come to
look at it, ain't il? Farmer Towle there
ain't much on spelling, but he’s pow­
erful strong at trading. What he’s try­
ing to let people know by that sign is
that he has lamb for sale and that he'll
•ell it cheap.”
WAS THIS LAND PAID FOR?
The porcupine may have bls quills.
The elephant his trunk,
PDIIfiAl A Al
Kill« t.lreon ron I try. Ym But when it comes to common .cents.
« »»UOOlAll
point the pareti. «, the
My money's on the skunk.
■ I OF Bill I FD runic« kill the lice. Heoa
WIL m L m CV a pan not feed Ucean«! feed —Cornell Widow.
FRI SSI AM RF.MFDT CO , 8t Paul, Minn
<ientl«m«n I am a breeder of fl mt -ciana SU I*1* Wyandottm.
I won Bean of your PRUSSI AN LIQUID LICK KILL* K a.« a «peeial
prvmtuM at «he St Pani Po« I try Show of I».», and find It la ail
right There are settril here that wert a rei .«Me lice killer and
you « >« all right.
WM M RWAGGF.RT. W»ta’a. Minn.
J H Mtl.ONF of Adel Mo « rtw the PRUSSIAN LICE KH L&B
IB Just tbe thing for lio« on bo#«, and tn worth five times »ta euBfc
AU manufacturers of patent leather
have tbelr own tanning processes,
much like those of the calfskin tanner,
though some patent leather Is given a
bark tanning. Horsehide and colt
iklus are the chief leathers made with
•<
a patent finish.
The patent or enamel finish Is really
painted and baked on, as the bicycle
manufacturer paints and bakes enamel
onto a frame. Tanners are very par­
ticular about keeping tbelr processes
secret, and nobody but workmen Is
ever allowed Into the finishing rooms.
The hide or skin, having been
stretched and dried as much as possi­
ble, Is first given a coating of a mix­
ture of linseed oil, litharge, white lead
or similar materials boiled, together
until they make a pasty mixture.
This Is daubed on the surface with
a steel tool aud well rubbed in, so that
the pores of the leather will be filled
up. Then the leather Is put Into the
oven, its surface being exposed to
steam pipes at a temperature of about
IGO degrees.
Next the surface Is rubbed down
with pumice stone, and then It Is cov­
ered with linseed oil and Ivory black,
about six layers applied, each layer
being dried and rubbed down. Finally
a varnish Is applied, and then the sur­
face is rubbed down and finished off as
nicely as a painter finishes a fine car­
riage.—Cleveland Plain Dealer.
When a woman dies the papers say
she was a society woman, thinking It
a great compliment. But it's not
It became swollen and of course
nagging aches and pains. Rheu­ tacked.
painful. The next point to be affected
the hip and ankle, which rave me
matism is a disagreeable com- was
much trouble. I waa barely able to get
{anion even in its mildest form, about for some time. I wae under treat­
ment of a physician for awhile, but get­
t grows worse as we grow older, ting
no better I began S. S. 8., and after
taking it for some time I was entirely
and frequently stiffensthe joints, relieved
of the Rheumatism. All swelling
draws the muscles out of shape and soreness disappeared. I consider
8. 8. an excellent remedy for Rheuma­
and breaks down the nervous B tism
and all troubles having their origin
•ystem. A disease that origin­ in the blood.
GRIFFITH KELLY.
ates in the blood, as Rheumatism 408 Bloomfield Ave.
does, cannot be cured with ex­
ternal remedies like liniments and plasters ; such things scatter the
pains or drive them to some other part of the body, but do not touch
the disease or improve the condition of the blood. The thin acid
blood must be restored to its normal
purity and strength, so that all poi«
sonous substances may be carried out
of the system, and no medicine accom­
plishes this in so short a time as S. S. S.,
which not only neutralizes the acids
and counteracts the poisons, but builds
up the general health at the same time,
you
Writ« for our special book on Rheumatism, and should <r
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desire any special information or advice, our physicians will furnish
Anything «enu to be legal if It has
enough force behind it
it without charge.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, SA»