The Santiam news. (Scio, Linn County, Or.) 1897-1917, December 11, 1903, Image 4

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    Hood’s
At the Mountain House.
Ida—Jack end the young widow went
up the stream trout fishing this morn­
ing.
May—Yes, and Jxck forgot to take
Sarsaparilla is unquestiona­
along his fly.
bly the greatest, blood and Ida—Oh, that doesn’t matter, I
liver medicine known. It» beard the boys aiy the young widow it
fly herself.—Chicago News.
4♦♦♦♦♦♦♦<♦♦♦4♦♦♦»♦♦♦♦;
GOOD
ABU8E GERMAN SOLDIERS.
Privates Are Treoteil with the areat­
est Indignity by their officers.
Thera have recently been a good
many convictions of German army
officers for abuse of military authority
In the treatment of subordinates and
>♦♦♦♦♦♦♦I 1 » IIHH I 4IK«**
have recently been exciting painful at­
CITO Permanent,, cured. Ko fluor nervousness
positively and permanently
It 1» related that a woman, who vis­ tention. Since January 1. 1903, there ilio
«Aer first day’« useuriir.Kllue'a Orest Nerve
When It’s Necessary.
Send for Free SB trialbolllesnd trestle»
ited tbe British Museum recently, said I have been 150 convictions of officers Keatorcr.
cures every humor, from
Dr
H.
u.
Kline, 104 usi Area St. l'UUadelpltla, l*a
“Here’s an article for women,” he to an attendant: "I have been looking and non-commissioned officers for
Pimples to Scrofula, it» is said,
“on ‘How to Make Yourself At- about for a skull of Oliver Cromwell. cruelty to their men, and the sentences
Enterprise and Can.Ion.
tractive to a Man.’ ”
the Best»
Have you no skull of Cromwell here?” of Imprisonment or incarceration In
“I shall get there,” quoth Enter­
“Before or after marriage?” ahe in “No, madam,” the attendant answered. a fortress which have been imposed prise, confidently.
quired, thinking it was about time to “How very odd,” she exclaimed; “they amount, when added together, to over
“Where?” asked Caution.
have a little sport with him.
hare a fine one In the museum at Ox­ fifty years. Between the end of June
Here Enterprise bestowed a withering
and the end of September there have look
“After, of course,” he replied ford.”
Eva’s Discovery.
upon her laggard sister.
“By observing the fall of an apple,” promptly. “No woman ever loses the
“As to that I know nothing,” she
On bis first visit to London, an been no fewer than eighty convictions
of
this
kind,
involving
sentences
of
remarked the moralizre, “Newton dis­ knack until after she’s married.”
replied, haughtily; “further than tl at,
Aberdeen youth visited a refreshment
No doubt he was, as she Baid, “a parlor and, noting a woman eating an Imprisonment the total terms of which when I get there it will be Bomewhere
covered the law of gravity.”
amounted
to
over
twenty-four
years,
“Yes,” rejoined the demoralizer, meanjtld thing.”—New York Times.
else.’’—Detroit Free Press.
“Hl, man, gi'e
“and thousands of years previous
I Ice, said to tbe waiter:
Being supplied, be to say nothing of condemnations in­
Mothers will an<l Mrs. Winslow'« Sootbins me yin o’ thae.”
volving
Incarceration
in
a
fortress,
auw» VMlbT
Mother Eve discovered the gravity of syrup the best remedy to uw for their children took a spoonful, and made a wry face.
degradation
and
other
penalties.
the law by merely biting an apple.”— the toethlng «eaeon.
"I’m dootin’ it’s a bit frost bitten, mis­
We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any
Chicago News.
Oh, _ no, , z.
sir, ." ” z remarked Eleven of these eighty convictions ease
No Kick Coming.
ter,” said he. “CL.
of Cattarrh that can not be cured by HaH’i
Do were against officers and as their pun­ Catarrh Cure.
the
waiter,
“
it
’
s
an
ice.
”
“
Gosb!
Mr.
Roxc
—
This
portrait
doesn
’
t
look
Discouraging.
F. J. CHENEY & Co., Props., Toledo, O.
ishments
varied
between
four
months
’
they eat lee In London?” asked the
undersigned, have known F. J. Cheney
like my wife at all.
Incarceration in a fortress and seven We the
“Dili you make any impression on
’ past 15years, and believe him perfectly
Artist—I know it doesn’t, but it wondering Aberdonian; "man, we days’ ordinary arrest It is assumed forth«
hon<mble in all business transactions and fin­
the young professor?”
looks like she thinks she looks.— slide an’ skate on't In Aberdeen!”
“Goodness, no!?
Three of his Judge.
that their offenses were not of such ancially able to carry out any obligations made
| James M. Barrie, the novelist, has a heinous character as those of the by their firm. W bst & T ruax ,
aunts, his sister and a cousin were I
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo,
no patience with reporters who try to
there listening to every word I said to
W alding K innan A M arvin ,
Trying Times.
I pry into his private affairs. On oue non-commissioned officers. In one case,
Whole-sale Druggists, Toledo. O.
him.”—Detroit Free Press.
however,
an
officer
was
sentenced
to
“It must be very trying for a modest occasion he was asked to pen a Bhort
Hall’s Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting
two months’ Imprisonment and was directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of
girl,” he remarked.
autobiography. At first he refused, dismissed from the service. The heavi­ the system. Price 75c per bottle. Suld by all
Satisfactory Division.
“Why?” she asked.
Testimonials free.
and then, when the reporter began to est sentence was that which was im­ druggists.
The old farmer and his wife had
Hall’s Family Pill* are the best.
“She cannot turn from the naked
Agreed to separate. They had only truth without running into a bare lie. coax him, he stopped him, took up bls posed upon the non-commissioned offi­
pen. and wrote as follows: "On ar­ cer Breidenbach, of the Fourth Guards
Blame All Upon the Berries.
one child.
rival In London It was Mr. Barrie’s regiment, who was condemned to eight
A small parishioner in Aberdeen
“Everything friendly?” inquired a
How It does.
neighbor.
“This is an extravagant age. My first object to make a collection of years’ Imprisonment for a very large brought a basket of strawberries to ths
“Oh, yes,’ replied the old man care­ father had a much better income than choice cigars. Though the author of number of aggravated cruelties Indict­ minister very early on Monday morn­
ing.
lessly.
I have, yet I spend dollars where he ‘M/ Lady Nicotine’ does not himself ed upon the men of bls company.
smoke, bis grocer's message-boy does.
“Thank you, my little girl,” he
“No trouble about making a fair di­ spent dimes.”
The cases have been most numerous
vision of the property?”
“Ah, yes; you mean at the saloon.” Mr. Barrie's pet animal Is the whale. among the infantry and artillery; there said, “they are very beautiful berries.
He feeds It on ripe chestnuts.”
“Oh, no. She gets the kid and the
has been only one case in the cavalry. But I hope you didn't gather them yes­
Close Enough.
canned fruit, an’ I get the pig and the
Andrew Carnegie is only a few Inch­ By far the largest number of cases terday, which was the Sabbath day?”
appples. That’s even enough, ain’t
“No, sir,” replied the child, “1
First Cat—Willie Pussy and Tommy es above five feet In height. Henry were in the Prussian contingent, where
it?”—Chicago Post.
Kittie had a milk-drinking contest last W. Phipps, bls old partner, Is not an the penalties Inflicted amounted to a picked them this morning. But they
night.
Inch taller, and John Walker, the other total of over twenty-three years' im­ was growin’ all day yesterday.”—Stray
The Temperature.
Second Cat—Which beat?
member of the trio who revolutionized prisonment In Bavaria and about five Stories.
“Why do you watch the thermome­
First Cat—Tommy Kittie, by a lap. the manufacture of Bteel, has perhaps months in Saxony. It must be remem­
Too Suggestive.
ter on the wall so closely?” queried the
a little tbe better of both Carnegie
Plso’i Cure 1« a good cough medicine. and Phipps. As for Henry C. Frick, bered, however, that the Prussian con­
invalid.
“That new waitress must go,” said
tingent
represents
more
than
three-
It
has
cured
coughs
and
colds
for
forty
“Because,” replied the untrained years. At druggists, 25 cents.
his head would just about reach to the fourths of the whole strength of the the landlord of the select boarding
nurse, "the doctor said if the tempera­
house.
shoulder of a man of ordinary height. German army.
ture got any higher I was to give you
Testing a New Excuse.
“What has she done?”
It is said that one day, when these four
another dose of quinine.”
“Why, when she was to ask the
"Say, old man, let’s go out and have steel masters were walking together
DESTINY OF HUMAN SOULS.
guests if they would have tea or coffei
time tonight.”
on the streets of Pittsburg, a boot-
That the Spirit. of Depraved she said, ‘Name yer drink order.’ ”—
Bewildered.
“What are you celebrating?”
1 ____
black _________
called out to ____
his business rival Theory
Men Paes Into the Beasts,
Chicago Record-Herald.
"John Henry, I’ll thrash yon sound­
“I’ve just thought out a new excuse further down the block, as the mll-
Are tbe bodies of animals Inhabited
ly if I ever catch you telling another to mention to my wife.”—Harper’s Honalies
nonalres passed: "Eh, Jimmy, git by tbe souls of human villains dead
Paper Clothes.
Bazaar.
story that isn’t true.”
onto der runts!”
and gone? Don't sneer too hastily at
Paper clothes are the latest novelty.
“And yet, ma, I heard you say to
Wnlklng
home
from
school,
the
other
tbe question, for If it should be an­ A Berlin tailoring house is now offering
Quite True.
the minister that J had great imagina­
“Ef some young men,” said Uncle duy, some children were discussing the swered finally in the negative science complete paper suits for $2.50. The
tion.”
Eben, “was as industrious addin’ up perfection and usefulness of their re­ is at a loss to account for the utter prospectus gives full instructions foi
flgers in columns as dey is gettin’ ’em spective fathers. “My father'B the best depravity of the animals. It Is ap­ measuring one’s self, and the firm alsc
in rows on policy slips, I reckons dey’d man in the world," said one little girl; parent to the dullest observer that advertises in foreign journals, evidently
be savin’ money.”—Washington Star. “he Is n minister. He makes people dumb beasts exercise a malign Influ­ expecting to do an export business.
go to church.” “Mine Is the best,” ence over man. Think of tbe tempers The material is woven and pressed, pfa
piped up another; "lie’s a doctor. He ruined by cows that have kicked over dark cream color, and apparently not
President Diaz’s Costly Saddle.
Col. Cortina of the Mexican army makes sick people well so they can half-filled palls of milk. Think of tbe very light.—World’s Paper Trade Re­
has presented President Diaz with a go to church.” Three or four more reputations for truth that have been view.
saddle that cost $20,000. The colonel enlarged upon the benefit the world destroyed by trout. Think of the hon­
has spent seven years superintending derived from their fathers, when final­ esty that has been turned Into deceit
Childish Amusements In Boston
ly a sweet, blue-eyed little girl suld: by the horse, so that they who trado In
its production.
“Are you going to play horse? I»l
“My papa’s the best of all. He’s a that animal are bywords among their asked the benevolent gentleman wh<
Lover Is Dumb.
poet.” "A poet!” said another, In sym­ less sorely tempted brethren. Tb:nk takes an interest in children.
Nell—So the engagement is broken pathetic surprise; “why, a poet Isn’t a of tbe Indefinite prolongation of this
“Certainly not,” answered the little
profession! It’s a disease!”
off?
list that might be made and then con­ Boston boy. “We are amusing our-
Belle—Yes. It seems she told him
Some curious anecdotes are related sider If animals are or are not aul- selves by the assumption that brother
one evening that she wasn’t half beau­ of Hermann Zumpe, the Wagnerian mated by the souls of human wretches Waldo is an ichthyosaurus and that I
tiful enough to lie his wife, and ho conductor at Munich, who died sud­ that have passed away.
am a prehistoric man in pursuit ol
didn’t deny her statement quick denly a few weeks ago. He was well
Some such theory must be accepted him.”—Washington Star.
enough to Buit her. — Philadelphia known to be a spiritualist and be­ and It Is not open to doubt that rea-
Press.
At 2 In the Morning.
lieved that the ghosts of dead compos­ sonable people will accept this: The
ers inspired his conducting of their souls of the wicked are condemned to
“Seen the comet?”
Wyndham and Duval.
works. One day Zumpe told another pass Into animals and to stay there
“Nope. No use to me. My wife
During a recent debate in the house conductor of note how Beethoven's until they have discovered prospective never asks me for any excuses.”—
of commons on the Irish land bill an spirit was present during the perform­ tenants worse than themselves.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
opponent of that measure referred to ance of oue of the symphonies, and
This theory explains everything. The
Mr. Wyndham, chief secretary for Ire­ so pleased was the ghost that, after liars Inhabit fish, the tricksters horses
Wood Saws, Drag Saw« run by «team or gaso­
land, who is very handsome, as a the end of the first movement, he ex- and those given to butting In become line
engine«, also the latest in saw mill ma-
charming highwayman who was rob­ clalmed: “At last!” “Ah, my dear goats. In the attempt to end their ehlnery,
stump pullers, well drilling machin-
etc., etc.
bing the British taxpayer. Ilia critic fellow," exclaimed the other conductor, tenancy by finding suitable successors e ;y,
write for your needs.
applied to the chief secretary the epi­ “surely Beethoven made a mistake. the evil spirits resort to temptation,
REIERSON MACHINERY CO.
taph on Claud Duval in Covent Garden He thought it was the end of tbe last with, alas! uufalllng success. The half
Foot of Morrison Street
church: “Here lies Duval. Reader, movement.”
Portland
Oregon
pound trout dropping off the hook flaps
if male thou art, look on thy purse; if
his tall In ecstatic certainty that the
female, to thy heart.”
Knew the Voice.
angler will proclaim him a flve-pound-
Like many other blind people, the er at least. And the look of human
Comes to America to Learn.
late Mr. Milburn, chaplain of Con­ anticipation on the face of a goat
Dr. Beli»ario Sasa, a prominent sur­ gress, could identify people by their about to knock some unsuspecting per­
geon
of
Lima,
Peru,
lias
started
for
That’s what you need; some­ New York to study the latest advances voices even when he did not know son Into a barbed wire fence can only
them well, or had not seen them for proceed from the knowledge that the
thing to cure your biliousness, in medicine and surgery and then re­ years.
The best holiday gifts are imefhil gift«, and one of
This Is not strange when we resultant explosion will lower another
the uuv«t useful is the New and Enlarged Edition of
and regulate your bowels. You port his observations.
WEBSTER’S
remember that Helen Keller, who Is soul Into the mire as a stepping stone
INTERNATIONAL
need Ayer’s Pills. Vegetable;
deaf and blind, can meet ten people at for himself.
Th. Difference.
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once whom she has never “seen" be-
Tbe theory Is Irrefutable and Its
gently laxative.
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Miss I Anguish—Mercyl You don't I fore, and when they shake hands with
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mean to say you destroy all your love I . her to say good-by, can call them all general acceptance would help the
world to a higher plane.—Portland
The New Edition Has 25,000 New Words
Want your moustache or beard letters! I save mine religiously.
I
by
their
right
names,
Identifying
them
New Gazetteer of the World
a beautiful brown or rich black? Use
Miss Pertly—Of course! but, then, ' by the feeling of their hands. The Oregonian.
New Biographical Dictionary
you know it makes a difference where i Boston Transcript tells a story which
2380 Pages.
6000 Illustrations,
Rich Bindings.
lnique buttonhole cutter .
one baa only a few.—Boston Trans­ Illustrates the power among the blind
Why Not Give Some One This Useful Present?
FREE—*’ A Test in Pronunciation.”
cript.
Some of the most simple Ideas of the
L ee .
Inctructivo and entertaining for the whole family.
to recognize voices.
Illustrated pamphlet also free.
Once, when Mr. Milburn was out Inventive genius have proven of the
G. A 0. MERRIAM CO., Publishers,
Springfield, Mass., U. S. A.
driving, a man stopped the carriage most value to humanity, and It Is safe
and beckoned Mr. Milburn's friend to to venture that the idea of a Penn­
come across the street. He went, and sylvania man for a buttonhole cutting­
scissors will develop Into a wonderful
the stranger said:
"When I was 18 or 20 years old aid to all those dressmakers and oth­
Doctor Milburn was In the habit of ers Into whose bands it may fall,
dining with my fathen” I want" to" see 1 Ther* have been buttonhole-cutting
scissor» before, It Is true, but here Is
If he will know me by my voice."
That blood poison existed among the ancients has
The two men went back to Mr MU- an affalr that comblnes an ordinary
been proven beyond question. It has been traced back
Patr of aclaaor’ wl‘b one that will
burn's carriage. The stranger said:
ASK YOUD DEALEP FOP THE
thousands of years, and is as old as the Pyramids. This
"Dr. Milburn, do you know me?”
blighting curse has been handed down from nation to
"Yes, sir, you are the son of my old
nation and from individual to individual till it has
friend, the publisher. Mr, Harper.",
MADE FAMOUS BY A DEPUTATION
spread to alt*parts of the world.
Mr. Milburn had uot heard the voice
^.EXTENDING OVED MOPE THAN-<
Contagious blood poison, as it is called in modern
for more than thirty years.
*
HALF A CENTUDY.
¥>
times, begins with a small sore or ulcer through which
Not long before Mr. Milburn died
the vint, enters the blood. This is followed by inflam­
TOWERS garment» and
hats are made of the best /I A-y
mation and swelling of the glands of the groins, a red eruption breaks out Bishop Cranston visited him and en­
material» in black or yellow ‘II J
en the body, sores appear in the mouth and the throat becomes ulcerated, and tered the room without having his
for all kinds of wet work. ■ '
'
as the disease takes a deeper hold and the blood becomes more thoroughly name announced. When he spoke, Mr. I
SATISFACTION IJ GUARANTEED IF YOU iTKX TO
infected, the hair and eyebrows drop out, the akin is spotted with copper-col­ Milburn called him by his name. They
THE SIGN OF THE FISH.
ored splotches, the bones and muscles ache, and it seems to the victim of had not met for twenty-nine years.
this monster scourge there is uot a sound spot in the whole body.
k
*1’1» .to
—«-.-I *1’ ——
Those Picture Punlea.
t .The
horror of this awful
disease
“Oh, I know what's the matter
Can never be told. The one who con­
HAD ALL TUB SYMPTOMS.
you!” cried Mrs. Tankley.
tracts it suffers in body and mind, Dear Sirs:
of a serious blood disorder
and if the poison Is not eradicated
"Z'at sho?" gurgled Mr. Tankley,
rny blood became poisoned and 1 suf«
transmits the taint to his children, ^•red
severely with Rheumatism and behind bls paper. "Wat's matter wlz
and Contagious Blood Poison thus othsr symptoms not necessary to men­ nie?"
A friend of mine told me that he
becomes responsible for many of the tion.
"Oh. It's plain enough! You're hold
had been cured of my trouble by 8. 8. 8.,
**I have been troubled a great deal
ills of childhood—Skin Eruptions, and upon his recommendation I began lug that paper upside down.”
with a torpid liver, which produces consupw
its use. After uainv it for some time my
lion
I found CASCARETS lobe all you claim
Catarrhal Troubles, Sore Eyes. Scalp blood was thoroughly cleansed of all
“Yesh? Well—er—I'm tryln' sbolve
tor them and secured such relief the first trial,
Disease, White Swelling, Scrofula poison and made pure and strong again- a puzzle. Picture of Rooahevelt wis-'
that I purchased another supply and was com*
I wish elso to speak of its touio prop,
plstsly cured
I shall only be too siad to rec­
and others just as bad. S. S. S., the erties.
While nursing my blood of out a hat; must find bat.”—Philadel­
ommend Caacareta whenever tbe opportunity
great vegetable blood purifier and impurities, it built up my rentrai phia Ledger.
to presentedJ. A S mits
health, improved my appetite, gave me
t»io Susqushaana Av.., Philadelphia, Pa
buttonhole cutter .
tonic, Jias long been recogí
recognized
as a increased
------------
strength, and 1 felt better in
radical and safe cure for Contagious •very way.
Nlaugnter
of
the*
Inaocenta
CANDY
I em a great believer in 8. S. 8., and
make the little elite In the cloth end
Blood Toison. It counteracts
______________
the with
pleasure commend it to all in need
Odessa, a city of 400.000 Inhabitants, will avert all necessity for laying down
—
—• CATHARTIC
deadly virus and cleanses and puri- of a blood medicine.
has an orphan asylum at which since one of the tools of seamstress' art for
Yours very truly.
fies the diseased blood, and under ita
______
ROBERT M. ZWEITZia.
ISO* from <!3 to 08 per cent of the In­ the picking up of another.
tonic effects the general health im­
638 Walnut Bt., Lebanon, Pa.
fants received each year have died.
This arrangement, which Is made
proves and soon all signs of blood
Official Investigation showed that this plain by the accompanying picture,
poison are gone. The strong mineral remedies, Mercury and rotash, which frightful rate of mortality was due to
***
prescribed for the disease, dry up the sores, skin eruptions and unsanitary arrangements and tbe use consists of a pair of scissors which
can be used In ordinary cutting, to the
all external signs, but leave the stomaci» of poor milk.
handle of which Is affixed a peculiarly
and digestion ruined and the system it.
shaped cutting blade which will do
l\h*i Steain.hip. Cato Carry.
such condition that the disease usually
The railroad car will carry as much the buttonhole work tn an instant
returns in worse form than ever.
S. S, S. is guaranteed a purely vegeta­ as twenty teams of horses could haul, when the cloth le placed beneath It
ble remedy. $i,ooo is offered for proof that and the great ocean steamers will There le no danger of its being mis­
it contains a single mineral ingredient. If transixirt as much as 400 railroad cars laid or lost, for the worker has It ever
yon have blood poison write for our apeci at can carry.
before her, as she does the other cut­
book, describing
_ the J different__
_______
stages
and giving all the symptoms, with
ting necessary In her work.
Marriages may be made In heaven,
directions for treating one’« self at home. I Our physician« will furnish any
it Isn't always the long-haired man
hut a lot of them end in the other
lafonnation or advice wanted free of charge.
<rho ha, the moat braius.
place.
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I
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Wise Old Man.
Methuselah was showing his friend
around the premises. “And what is
that vast warehouse for?” asked the
friend. “Oh, that is to store my
birthday presents in,” replied the old
man. Thue we see that a green old age
has its advantages.
DON’T
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SLIChtP
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J method Is right and the price and time required
' the best possible to give satisfactory results.
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| Portland, Oregon.
I Coughed
“ 1 bad a most stubborn cough
for many years. It deprived me
of sleep and I grew very thin. 1
then tried Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral,
and was quickly cured.*’
R. N. Mann, Fall Mills, Tenn.
Perrin's Pile Specific
Th« INTERNAL REMEDY
No Case Exists it WU1 Not Cura
Sixty years of cures
and such testimony as the
above have taught us what
Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral
will do.
>
We know it’s the great­
est cough remedy ever
made. And you will say
so, too, after you try it.
There’s cureineverydrop.
L. N. ROSENBAUM
Notary Public
Attorney-at-Law
Pension Atttorney
Solicitor of Patents
Phones:
Sunset, Main 1589
Ind., A 1860
304 New York Block
SEATTLE,
WASH., U. S. A.
Thrct «it««: ISc., Wc . II. All drufflits.
Conault your doctor. If h, sny, take It.
tb«n do aa tie «ays. If be telle you Dot
to taka It, then don’t take It. Ho know«.
Leave It with htn>. We are willing.
J. c. AVER CO., Lowell. Maae.
As It Sometimes Happens.
“How pretty Miss Govius looks in
white! Who is that girl standing near
her, with the big, red hands?”
“That’s her sister. She washes and
irons Miss Govius’ gowns.”—Chicago
Tribune.
Cold Beauty.
Towne—What a haughty creature
she is. She has rather a foreign look,
hasn’t she?
Browne—Yes; but I’m sure Bhe’s
from Boston. Her name is Eisberg.—
Philadelphia Press.
N« so—tao».
P. N. u.
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CASTORIA
The Kind You Have Always Bought has borne the signa­
ture of Chas. H. Fletcher, and has been luado under his
personal supervision for over SO years. Allow no one
to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and
“ Just-as-good” are but Experiments, and endanger the
health of Children—Experience against Experiment.
What is CASTORIA
Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare­
goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic
substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms
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