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ISTHMUS OF TtMUANTtPfC
BREAK A LOOKINQQLASS
Eruptions
A little girl »a» talking lu ber
Therv i« only one w-*T to <* t rid uf
pirn|4ra atvi •»tfierwrupt. ria
Aud it'a »imtdr aud «aay
< U ai . n the 1» o -I, hiii*r»re th* dig*«
Uon, a(ii<ttiiate II»w k»dh*v«. hvrr »nd
akin, by U m > MUn* U4<*sna at U« aau*«*
U m .
The
in nr U» Ukr U
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
"Hit
•‘five time« five." »he «aid
Be
time« en, roron time» «even "
twron time« she eLook the rabbit Vio
lently.
*‘lK>rothy,'' »aid her mother, "what
era y-u doing to yoar rat-bit?"
"Well, papa «ays," replied tie
-bild, "that rabbite multiply rapidly,
and Bunny w -n't du it "
Fhi* atAirriM'iit i*
by th* «* b
|«rirnt'r *4 th«-u«4!id- «iteun line
. me hiw» | m r nan< ntly . ured»
Accept w> aul«*tilule
»••ping la Prevthe.
Tbe U ••inngtou'» birttxlay ma»ked
1*1 »a» lu full swing
Tbe huur lot
unmaaking had arrived.
"Wnere 1*
A Lmky Fellow.
<»«orge U'aahin»t'in?" a»k*d tbe Hpon
Young Million rodivi— My cooain i«h Inquisitor
Ixrai* Qalnae
Oeorge 1« a u> .My Io- ky fellow—band
"Lbe laat 1 aa* ol tarn," seid Looi»,
eomeel chap m town.
"la* wa» in tbe buffet cwltlng do*a
Friend— llande-mw, yun; but be la tbe viel bl» »upply U cberry bouace "
aa pour a» a eburvb ruonae.
H«H and Malt.
Young Million (enviously I— That'»
Hie beauty ol it. lie ha» a new girl
Hmart Al»k—Once upon a time
every eeae-n. an I not on* of them tl.er» were thrwr Ulti» childrwn.
Half
makmi a Iuae when be <aata her off.—!*. ot th»m arr» boye an'—
Y. Weekly.
l>timh l>»lla—Why, Aiark' <
tber» la» "O* and a hait girl»?
UuMT.
Hmart Almi — Tbera werOn'L Tba
other liait wa» boy», b«>. —l- ndon Tit-
Bit».
l’aughlor—i auuu iwuke Ino»
There Was a tMtHreave.
li.al.
Hocke
n Boakin—How do yow like
Motlior—Ilo» >lid y >u mai.age’
liaughtre— fh-forw golng to bed poi my hamlet’
Old etagwr—Oh, It was y«>nr Hamlet,
two *e«y riiair» afona t'<wtlier by tl>e
tir», and tben held a match lo a cigar waa ti? Well, I did m>t rocogniM il a»
uniti Ite r«x»m gol a fa ini «aior ol (*hak»»|*oare ». — Br*»klyn Lite.
«moke —New York Weekly.
Dvwrved H wmk
Brow.,—H as Hmllh named hi« new
Ha** • <‘ur# h a rwmedv twrckiugha. do Id a
country seat?
a
Jonro—Y«-«, be calls it "RnUiicd
»1 Unir a.
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Hilvrrs," after that I rrakta«? fund be
I|«r MU» Huggralloa.
made bis fortune on.-1 Ȏtroit Free
"Chari«1, dear," «aid young Mr» Free*.
Torkine, "will you ) oib oar pr* ¿rea
«yak» Muak.
•ive vuchie club?"
In Chopin » "Etude In E Minor" it
"Certainly not. I have tbo tune for
la necee «ary to raed 3.V&0 sign* in two
euchre."
••Well, I won't urge yon. Bot I minute» and a half, which is equiva
can't help thinking that if yon pia> cd lent I" alimit twenty-ais nota» asaiood
tl,e tx>l««** aa Well aa I play euchre
w»'d have a lot ot money bow ."—
Washington N*ar.
Arranging I lower».
There la a great deal in arranging
(t erra to I rmg out their l«auty. Nev
er crowd them. A few «tenia, with fol
Thor» iage, < an ba made far more beautiful
and artiatn than a crowded tuaae.
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WWwt
"Why did Mlaa bpanror refuae to
• lop«' with you’"
lien. I ongstrret la tt*»»pilal.
"nh» de. larwl that •!>• could not l«ar
Gm. Jan ea Loi'gnlrw*’t, the n*4e-l
Conf«*!*-rate cavalryman, ie in liai field tbe -dor cd gas> tin»."—St Louis Star.
hoepital. V aahington for treatme nt lor
Nuthlag le It.
a »■ vere ait» k "I rio umali«iu.
"»hall I brain him’" cri»! a luuer,
and th» victim'» courage fell.
B«lw«rn trknds.
"Y'U -an't, it ia a fre-hman. J urt
He—Oh, I'm m> fool.
lot bini on ti.» bnad."—Npbiug.
■«fio—Perhap« m»t. But what an es
cellent un )er«tiidy you would make.
Author ol Letter».
"ile a an unfortunate man ol let
Artificial Tvcth ol Paper.
ter» " "Why. I never hoard he • ai
A art of artificial teeth made of rom- • n author.” "Well, I,»- was lhe auth
prre«e>l paper baa lawn need <on«tantly or of «everal letteia that loel him a
for thirteen year»
I'ranch of pr< mie» case."-—Melbourn»
W e* kly Tiuiee.
I niforma Too Tight.
A Safety Match.
The ti*-'.■ I.tt.i ►■ Hrdi«h uniform la
Cora—Waa it a lova match? bora—
aii«W’i te I* the canee of much heart
Well, aa her money |>aid ble debt» and
diaraae among »»idler*.
kept him out ot g'>al, 1 ab on Id »ay it
• u rather a safety match.— Melbourne
Sent nor Moat levered Phut.
Ven loor ha« by far th« OKMt hour« of Weekly.
real aunahin« of an) town in th« Urli*
Hia •'Better Halt.'*
iah laie«.
A naaly married man told ua a tale
<d woe the other day which happen» Io
Tue iHftvr«nt kind«.
•'Ikwe your ty|»writ«-r nee-1 repair»?” «■very newly married man. W hen he
g >t married hie wife gave him half the
»•kwl the meandering tinker a» he en-
clothe« cuptioard, hut in only three
ta re-l Ilio orto w.
week» all hie clothe« were banging on
"it would aei-m ao,” raphes) Use
nails driven into the wall.— ? g<hang»
boee. "ehe piai went a< roaa th« Birrai
Io coueuil a dvutiat."
Th» Other I «Irvine.
Towne (loading) —Headquarter« for
Base Flatterer.
three dollai pant«. Well, that'» queer.
M hv —l »peut two wroka in that town
Browne—What'» queer about it?
last eunin er arid didn't «re a tingla at
Town«—-1 alaaya thought thrwe dol
tractive thing there.
lar pant« acre droigned tor other quar
He—Dial’» queer.
Haeen'l tb*V ter».—1’biladvlphla l'reae.
any niioora In tliat village?
Wtarluau Topic a.
I <-ml nine Charity.
ftwdrkk — I’id you enjuy Mr». Tiber'»
Ho—I wundor why Miee Overton ia reception?
so »enaitive al*'0t b»r age?
Van All-ret—No. inde«*!. The men
Kho—1 can't imagine
Hbe ia cer talked »hop and the women »hopping.
tainly old enough to have g l over a lit
Waan't Quite Sure.
tle thing like that lung agu.—Chicago
Zeb Barit — tie that gal o' yourn im
New».
provin' in ber planner playin' time
I'oll«hed Cyak.
ah» begin lakiu ireaona?
HI t'ateak»—Uoeh, 1 donno. Hhe'a
Betty— Mr Cynique I» too poliahwd
either improvin' er elae w»'re gntin'
for wor le. ien'l be?
|*aggy—Ob, dear, yea.
Everything limi tew it, blamed »1 1 kin tell
which.
he aaya rvllix ta on WMM one.
Chronic Sores
Eating Ulcers, ^°X“Uem.
Nothing is a soutce of so much trouble as an old sore or ulcer, particu
larly when 1 .ited upon the lower extremities where tbe circulation is weak
and alongivh
A gangrenous eating ulcer upon the leg is a frightful eight,
and as the poiaon burrows deeper and deeper into the tissue beneath and the
■ore c ntinue - to rpiead. one < au alm<>->t ace the flc.vh melting away sod feel
the strength going out with tbe »u kening dnwhargea
Great running sore*
and deep offensive uh era often develop from a simple boil. swoUcn gland,
brur.e Of pimple, and are a threatening danger always, because, while all
am li sores arc n- t cancerous, a great many are. and thia should make you
•uspkious of all c hronic, alow healing ulcers anil •ores, jiartuularly if can.
cer runs in your family. Face aorta are common and cause tbe greatest
annoyance because they are ao per-
aistcnt an«] unsightly and detract ao
SORI5 ON BOTH ANRLC5.
■vch from one'■ peroonal n|
o.a(i.*.n: Ahmu i.n T.«r, «• •
Millie aged and old |*s'ple and
am»ll •*<•• < ame on «ach ot my aalil«e
th--»« wh -c bb-d is contaminated and
1>*w
10,0 *he I»**«*« •••*
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«is earn« i»rr«, rolln» ul««ra, and I «uf-
tAintol with the germ* and poiivon of f,rwl
fut wearle i«a roar*
malaria or »'-me previous ai< kness, are
1 had spent mor« than *500 00 ir,-
' ■ «bionic MM •“« *" <•« •*">
,* -k..ro<IV<i
and uh - r* W 'nlc the blood remain.* tn
p«p«r. I be«*n u> tab* it aa4 waa
an nnbcalthy, polluted condition heal- cured. M, liml.e have never b«»«»
ing .. .mp- Hde, and the rore will
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-•oi^.n^Vn’i*
continue to grow and spread in spite of to ,
-aJ1, p^ipie. and nm now
washes and salves or any superb« ial or »ivin< it u> my nine v«ar-old •«« for
■urface treatment, for the Sore ia but
Durin« my ton. eiakn»«» I
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was livln« near Mamphla. Team, but
the outward sign of a .nie conatitu-
tave etnr« removed te ■ anaas dlty.
tlottal <!
■ MM ‘
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• i am now r#»i4lnt at Bo 014
the blood aod system which local
8litoaatb mr»at.
wa»»!«
rrmcdici cannot cure A blood purifier
s<.naaa City, ■•«
and tonic is what you need
Some*
thing to cleanse the blood, restore its lost propertie«,
propertic«. quicken tbe circula
circula-
t
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'r the icr.vtitution and
S S.
S is j-ivt
«u. h a remedy.
it! <1 S 8.
just such
rrme.lv.
3. S. S rcavhe» these old chronic sores through the blood, ft goes to
the very ro«>t of the trouble and counteracts and remove» from the blood all
the impurities and poisons, and gradually builds up the entire system and
strengthens the sluggish circulation, aud when the blood has been purified
and the system purged of all morbid,
unhealthy mat’rr the healing process
begin*, and tbe ulcer or sort is soon
entirely gone.
S 8. 8. contains no mineral or poison
ous drugs of any description, but is guar
anteed a purely vegetable remedy, a blood
purifier and tonic combined and ■ safe and permanent cure tor chronic sores
■nd ulcers. If you have a slow healing sore of any kind, external or internal,
write us a!» it it, and our physicians will advise you onthout charge. Book
ou " Tbe blood and Its L»i - a.*e* " free
TN£ SWIFT SFSCTHC CO., ATIAMTA, r*
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Voe Will Mev» Katraerglaerr
u»w4 Loeb, a* Tber *•».
If you eeek g*>-d lock, break a look
Ing glaae
If you wiab estraordinary
good fortune. •masb a lot of them
Hu b at leaat would likely be tbe ad
vice of M.e« Henrietta O«man aud
tbe memtwra of brr company, and they
would apeak from an espertenew found
rd on fact
For Mie« < r -»man baa thoroughly
dlaproved tbe old wlv«e‘ fable
M'rn year» bed luck
follow»
tweaking of ■ looking glaae
In
throe year* that Mlaa «'roeman
Iwen «tarring thirteen mirror*
bava
t*»n broken In bar company, but In
stead of miafortune end calamity at
tending tb»ee mlahapa. they eeem
time to bring a run of good
Htrangely envtigb. the first and
thirteenth mirror were broken In
ton. M:»» < meoian wae at>out to be
gin an evigag»m»nt al tbe Tremont
Theai«*. Hutton, three years ago.
w b«u one of tbe city’» elraet cleaning
car» an »abed a
large l.*>kl g giaaa
which waa part o ft be stage equipment,
and wbl- b bad Just l-een taken from a
transfer wagon and placed newr tbe
»tag* <k* r
When It bee am» known
throughout the rompany that • looking
bad i*«n brvken all manbvt t
(I*1
dire prtd ctIons wt r» made, Theatrical
folk are • ip*rMltk>u» abort tuoat bu
mau bind, an t tbla looking giaaa Incl*
dent waa auflbient to fill all with die
may Th« first n table «rent after th«
breaking of th» g ••• was lb» sppear
an-e of a rrpreaentatlv» from tbe Bo»
ton etrett ciewning d.partmect. wbo
paid tbe full value of the damaged
property, w bl* b wae ♦*>' Tbia did nut
eiactly l<»k Ilk* bad luck, and was
viewed tn tbe light of a marvel, for
aoeb promptneae and dispatch upon the
part of a municipality bad nevtrr be
fore been beard of
Home time thereafter the company
waa playing in a New England city
wbeti a guat of wind caught a looking
giaaa that bad l»*»n leaned agalnat tbe
wall of the theater In rewdlurea to be
carried tiielde, and •ruaabed It into
blta.
Again great fear »»»ailed Ml»»
Croemau a company, but. aa before, tb*
ci'Ueequencee were good Inatewd of
evil, for tbe •i.gngi-rnnt In th.» par
ticular town pruv«*! to t>e the largeet
In the blatory of the local theater
Hoon tbe third mirror waa broken, and
as before some good luck befell Then
the member* of MI m Croainiu a cum
pany took heart and began to assure
theuieavlvee that It was Im ky for them
to ama«b a looking glass It Is a con
splcuuiu fact that every look tug glass
w bl' b baa l>ewn brokeu lu Miro t'r<e
man's company baa l>een followed by
a me line- n.u "i> good f'>rtu e
Thus.
)u»t before tbe recent engagement tn
l’btlad»!pbl.« n hl' b In |«'tnt of receipts
was the blggrwt en-r played by a dm-
ma tic company In tbla country at aia-
liar price*, a large pier glass was bro
ken a* It was being taken Into the
theater. In Albany also, last winter.
a looking glass waa smashed In tbe
theater, and the engagement In that
city 1» » part of dramatic blttory, ■■
the bualneaa w a» the biggest on record
Albany as a great
■ nd eatabliahed
theatrical city.
Then, again Ju*t before Mlaa Croe-
man and her cumpany In-gau their run
In Boston not long ago, another mlr
ror mH the fat» of It» prvdeevvueir*.
making the thirteenth that had l»e<n
broken In the 'ompany lu three year*
Tl.e Ho«t- u euva.eiuent ««» a btl.llnnt
sucteea and II wa» foll -w««! by a New
Fnaland tour which lia» become cel*
lirated a» tlie ni"»t profitable ever play
ed by any dramatic star In that see
lion uf the country Not one* has any
thing that tn any way could tie regard
e.| »■ tied luck come mi the In «-la of a
mirror »mashing, while tn rv »ry In-
atame tlirre baa b -en a oerliw of lucky
tiappenl .<» uiit.l n-Mr there la a
strong -u-plc|. n that »ome of the mlr
run In Ml»» ('rueman'» company bave
l«evu Hrokiwi lurj.wrly
• b»rt
Aa4
Tired. Nervous. Aching. Trem
bling. Sleepless, Bloodless Pe-
ru-ti Renovites, Regulates, Re
stores Many Prominent Women
Endjrse Pe-ru-na.
tMMA MiraiLLL
America 1» the land id nerv aa
woman.
Tbe great majority of nervou»
women are •> becaute they are
•offering (rom aonie form of lemal» die-
•*••
Mr». Emma Mikheil, 530 Ixiuiaiana
•treat, Indianapolis, Ind , write«
"f’eruna ha« certainly Iwena bhmsing
in dl«gui»e to me, lor when 1 first be
gan taking it f«r trouble* peculiar t<>
tbe •»■ ami a generally worn out ay»
tern, I had lit 1» faith.
••I or the paat fl» e y car« I hav e rare
ly been without pain, hut I'eruna hav
»hanged all thiv and In s very vhort
time. I think I hid onl» taken two
bottle« before I began to reiuperate
very qul>kly . and acven bottle* made
me well. I do not have hevda«hc or
backache any more, and have some
intcrevt in life. I give alkredit where
It ia due. and that la tu I'eruna."
f.mma Mitchell.
By far th«* gr«ut»«l number of f* r ale
trouble* are cau«»d dire« tly by catarrh
They are catarrh ol the organ which
is affrotml. The»» w.-men da»pair ol
recovery. Female trouble >• eo com
mon, so prevalent, that limy aieept it
aa aimoet luevilable
The greaU>«t <>b-
Stacl» in the way of rm-overy ie that
Noi laay lo Stop l erge VeaaeL
Ei|«rim»nt» alio» that a lance ocean
steamer, g-'ing at l‘.> tuoi« an tour
will move ovi-r a divtame of two mite»
after Ita engim-e are »toppad and re-
vereed, and on authority givea le»«
than a mila or a mila and a hall a» thè
required rpa e lo »top ita ptogreaa.
lien's loot-l a«» FREE.
•
n«n b l«Mki
II cure«
l«n,aihln< teri
It tn«*««
i
A rfftaln cure for
i«n* «nd hunlunn
All dru«-
|H>tiT accept any auLeiiluie
liter do not understand that it i» ca
tarrh wfiiih ia th* aoarro of their ill-
nee*.
In female romplalnl, ninety-
nine > asea out of one hnndnd are noth
ing but catarrh, f'eruna cur«w catarrh
wliereier locativd.
invalid« wl»o have Ian-
Chronic
gulahed for yrara on «ick foie with
Mime form of fntnalr «Heraee iwgin to
Improve at once after beg inning Dr.
ilurtman'a trwatment.
Among tl>e many pn minent women
a ho reco iirrwnd I'eruna are
Belva
Lockwood, o Washington, I*. C . Mr».
Col llamliton, ot Columbus, lihio,
Mr» E. E. Warren, wile of (J. 3. ben-
ator Warren, ol Wyoming.
if you do n 't derive prompt and mvt
¡•factory reeult* from tfieuaeof f'eruna,
write at on«» to f>r. Hartman, giving
a full «tatemciit ot v -nr <a«e, an I bw
will ba ple»M«d to give you hia valuable
a<lvic« gratis.
Add re«« Pr. Hartman I'refident of
lhe Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
t fh'l".
RLItnSON MACHINERY OO.
( Hl|l'f»M«it4 to J-'lili Ftw>l8)
foot nt Morrlonn
I*nrf|*n4 <>f•<*»»»
Tha Ml <•a»'4ln» > ngltie A child an run It
\ al»« • ar 4 aii w ? « g part« < *.*ert«t hí »
i h
¡ I’
i h p I?:
■ h i
I •
l’ut tu a 4t
tic Gasolin« aud then
t.- •
rtlr f< r iHu»'ralr*i « a?al» g »* and for prh-w
ob anything you nawd in th# tua« binary lina
PORTLAND ACADEMY
AN KNullSH Alt, ClAysKAl
M-WAA ?uk BOYS AND lilkli
A Modern Hercule«.
Fu» huih A»r >*•-•■» h
l*nm*ry »”<J
<»raiHUMkr gr»«t»’«» ii»« h>«is «I A -'-all Í««» g-rln. »Ith
Edward Beaupre, a Canadian, at
th«*
nln * t>ta »i»«i »uperv '■• •»«» «»t a «»frAil
boni* I»u«'*ltk*n In un» of th*' ui-v*t beautiful
preeent a rweldant if Chicago, I« hi
<4 th*
ifb
< IltiiAl« milkt » am I
■tr< ng that he lately lilted a bor«a¡bod-
hmlt it fu I. I »r <*Mt*i><u» «a|*lr«NM»
ily off ita leg«.
rOKTLAW ACADEMY. TOFTLASD. OFEúON.
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I re* a « tn-
.11'0
th K 11 Kllu*. I «4 .Ml Aoh Hl, l-mlaüFlpb.a. fa
M hat the Steamboat t»oea.
One day 'itile Archie, thine year» id
age, naw a railroad for tbe first time,
and did not know what to make of it.
lie ran to hia mother and raid
“Oh,
mamma, it’» a ateamb««t looking for
water."—Washington Star.
r Oftrcoit
PORtLAMO
ST. HELEN’S HALL
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• Nttrwil KItvtrftfartrn Training
< If « In mniie«*tlv*n with Ita Ara4#n»fc
department he rar at# rwatdanre
Two
year course Muaal Km4r?ga'trn Mort
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^I I I.AXIR
II BIH !!>»
PrinUpal^
T H t-
< orporation« to tonimi
It I» tielievrd that In tbe near fu
Vrtrt» for
lure fanne ar» tu be cvutrwlh-d bj
lu m R a rr.D
re
great c rpoiat uua
In Missouri
Caret >LA>u
- ttMMF ■ dBMMMH—■
cetilly all H.Oiayacrw farm waa placed tn
F«*I »*c»«»u»-t»t Jn
tbe hauda ot a company to be man
Ptnruuitx JM
aged. and thia ■ otnpany la now buying
1 e^vxw r.- > J if
•urrouuding lamia to make • gigantic
farm ran h
In North 1>akota tbe
l>alrympl«w on u a 2t*.l»kia<re wheat
The Pccord Avalaiwbe.
%• K- IBOl.
. u.
ranch, which ta managed In the Mime
Tin* large.t avalanche « ver measured
mann<w ■• any mercantile «aiahlKb- fell in the Italian AIpa la I
ment
The g> neral tr<nd outalde of contain« d 35,000 t<>ua of mow
agriculture ba* been toward couaoll-
datIon. and the prewent captain* of
tbe farming and ranching Induatry
have already caught tbe fever, and
they. too.
will p>-rhap»
<*■ tuoi Ida te
tbrir intarreta
M'betber a unity of
capital w III t>e »ui-ceeaful In carrying
ou crop and t»eef production can only
l>e dKermli.ed by trial* and Flperl
nice
C-'miietltlon In farming 1» getting to
tie more aud more 1 nt.-nee The man
who uud.vetamla the »'11 tbe twat la
the on* who auccv-Fcla
Moslem farm
Thr Him! You II« ia «* AI wimh ltiHiirht hat iHirnr (lit*
ture of < iii««. II. rietclK-r, nini Im* be- n iii.i-l«* under hi*
er* do not trust to luck tn •owing
i>cr«*iiiiil nupcrv¡«Ion lor over ,M) yrnr*. Allow no on«
tbeir crop« ou frvwb soil They use tbe
to
dreeivo juil in till*, t ««iiiitcrtVit*, I ini tut ion* nini
Informal loti aecun-d through tbe ea
•• «Jii»t-a»-giHHÌ " uri- but I’vfM-riDH'iit*. nn«l t*mlaiu;«*r tho
pert men t »tatlona, and. aa a rrwult.
iit-uKli of Children Experience agisiii»! Ei|>eriui«'Ut.
each kind of will now rrrelvaa tbe crop
twat adapted to Ita nature Crop nrta
tiott 1» follow »1 on every well regulated
Cwatorb» I* a hurmlev* -ulmtituto for < avtor Oil, l*nrv»*
farm, ferttllaatiou la a part of tbe an
gorlc, Prop* nud Soothing Syrup*.
It i* l*l«-a>i,n(. It
uuat Improvement.
contain* neither Opium. Morphin* nor other Nnrcotte
Alcohol.
Cpium.
Tobacco
Using v
What is CASTORIA
In Earneet Then.
''I have noticed." »aid the off hand
phllo»opb«>r, "that a woman will get a
g If drew« when ah* has no Intamilon to
Play gulf
"That’s »>.” agreed the man with tbe
Incandeac, nt whisker«.
"And." continued tbe off band phll
ooophrr. "»he will get a Imil gown when
«he care« nothing atroul dancing, and
a tennla drees when «he wouldn't play
tennis for fear »he will freckle, anti a
latliliig suit when ah* ha» tto thought
<>f going Into tbe water, and a riding
baldt when the very thought of climb
Ing on a liorae glv»» her the chills,
and------ '*
' Ten.'* Interrupted tbe man with the
Incan leecent whisker», "but when »be
gets a weliding dr«-wa »hr m«-nns bua I
neon. Ever notice that?"—Judge.
It I» every one« eecret hope that
wlivii the time comee for him to band
bla iMiggage over to fveath to ba check
«I. be will not be afraid.
An --Idrrfy man very much dislikes
to bare a flippaut young woman call
him pupa.
Tbe cumpleTlon of tbe ettrnalvr port
works st CoatMcvsIcoa. on tbe gulf,
aud Harna < rua on tbe I'a
■•About a year ago my hair waa
cuanected by a well «quipped ralln ad
coming out very f»vt, to I hought
acroea tbe narrow latbmua of Tehuan
a bottle of Aver'» Hair Vigor, r
tepec promt»«*» to provide a ab rt route
»topped the falling and made m
hair grow vary rapidi» . until now
fur shipments to f*a< life cooal ports
ta 45 inch»» in length."
.Mr». A.
and the far Kaet that will be an Itu
Beydaton, Atchiaon, Kan*.
p-wtant factor long tw-foce the qweo
ti>>o of an tothmlaa canal la »ettled.
»ay» Modern Megico The co pegatlon
There’s another hunger
I
of the Meilcau
government tn the
than that of the stomach.
building of thia transcontlnrtilal Hue
Hair hunger, for instance.
la • «ai¡»factory guaranty that the »»•
Hungry hair needs food,
tea»lve undertaking will be corried to
a »uccreaful end
The lexntloa of ■
needs hair vigor— Aytr't.
ronnev-tlon tetw«*n the great ocwan» is
This is why wc say that
a qUFOtion that d e» not affe* t to any
Ayer’s Hair Vigor always
great degree »hipping tuHwevU North
Atlantic aud Hout her a I’acific ports,
restores color, and makes
but when the aatlng In time betweeii
the hair grow long and
Atlantic and gulf points and t'evitral
heavy, n «• • mi «, ah »«•,,.<».
and North Amrrlcan coast citie» and in
shipments to Asia are «'onahterod. Iba
advantagwa of the northern route are
•trt« ng
From Panama to Halina t'rua tbe dia
tame la i,3tO mile«, wbkh ia a clear
•a« Ing for freight to twrtb<-rn |n rt»
•hlppvvl via Trbuaulrpe«'
Tbe «aiing
will be made u|«iu all shipments to
I'entrnl American porta, varying In
Import am.*» from 4&4 tullee to Junta
Arw.aa. Costa Rica, to l.tkC ml lew to
Han J'«e d* «¡autemala
From Halina
Crus to Han Francla*-o the distance is
only 3.1*0 mllra. »nd »hlpnunta to
tbe Orient will M»p over 1.000 mile»
by the use of the Mevlcan rail transfer
to the I'a-"fic tn pr«-fereneo to g«> ug
through a Panama canal
It is •
fact not gFnerally known that frvni
New Orleans to Hjn Fran- iwn by the
Mesh an latbmu* It la 1<»> mile» «butter
than by the line of the b >utbern Fa
dfic Hallway
With nach »hipping l't-MÎI A » I* », Ut» Ct»., r«r«l«»4 Or.
I ...I ««-»It.
facllltle» aa It la Intemle«! to eet abllah
the Metlcan abort cut acroes the back-
l«>u* uf the continent will iloutilleaa
divert much commerce from all rail
line«
It will from tti« •tart furnlah
an attractive route f.-r the growing
•spTt cotton trade <»f t lie Hout hrru
*-| .,iWrr*U «beterture« efll«e deu, n«4
American Htat«w to lhe t»rl»nt. and •
.
•
««ipe-
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« -, «» , l -u »«
«*.! f, r i«**«y
It wnt at • n e l«H-cnie a powerful fac I«
I OS 1
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th»
f N**eli I» • I »*«•« I .! <■ »«iihom
tor tn the dev e'.'.pneut uf Metro» i *
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.«i • --e
i -day I »» »nilreiy r«»« toxa
rich weet coatt.
pl •« «>. I l*«l Ilk* • n*w w>»n
c H Karn. i«u Jwr i aivua city la
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CATHARTIC
* t n- le Beu ' tbe g-eid uatured t-ach
•lor brother ->f tbe family had t«-«*n
smoking allvutly while tbe other m*-u
were awapplug Stories
At last he
PlTO»»*>l I*»«'«: •
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T»««* <l'-4 I«»
t-Kik hia P'pe out of bls mouth ami
«.. .y *•■•, *.. «*.. w*«««< ■ u, >-• * a« ab»
dr* w l«*l
... CURI CONSTIPATION
...
"You married men think you ku >w »«>**« «■*•«, <-**M«. l*-H' «..».. •— V—« II»
It all.
But your eiperlence* pale lu
roulraat to ui lie with that kid nephew
lu the otlivT room.
"I rashly uffm-d to ««ay with him
the other night while all you folks
went out. ami actually the thing» that
kid did In lhe hour I «»i with him
would make • list a tulle king, more
or bro,
"He yeth-d twenty
•topplug for breatb.
•wear on that.
"Pulled enough hair from my bead
aud wbiskera to «tuff a sofa pillow
"I><rcorat>«l the wall paper as high
as be could reach with the |>oker
"Broke a vaae by sitting «town on
"Hw allowed aevi ral button« ami
lot of I bread.
"Emptied his motlicr a work ba.hot
things into tbe fireplace
"i'un-'b-d the b<-a-l of th* cat Into a
cup. and waa acratebed badly In tbe
attempt
"Knock'd tbe lined iff a fine wat
doll t-eloiiglng tu bla »later by trying
to drive a tack wttb It.
"Fell - ff the sofa and howle*!.
"Broke three panes of wluduw gla«e!
with my cane.
"Fell into tbe coal »cuttie and »poll
ed hl» white dr-roa
"Het fire to tbe carpet while I was
out of tbe r*om bunting up «omcthlug
to auiu»e blm
"t'rawlevl under tbe sofa »nd re-
fua*'! to route out until I gave blau
candy.
"Got twisted In tbe leg» ot a chair;
they bad to be broken to g»t him out
Th» M. w«r with Ihr
» TT* (
thw • »tti'ig b«r In .. • priai i
“Pour««! water Into bl» mother • »lip
»h« «-I. «• .* lt( Ihr*
I* t<* |'fr «» lEi.l
,
para
er Oft th* K ! >--i :>'1 «n I K 'Yi'if it; v-a««4 I
p»iw«r h>r harvt cuitittg
<
"Finally whom be »aw lila mother
ll 18 n
i 'nhiul
Ihr ixr <
coming, be rau to tbe door, tumbled
ftum hwrind when th« mote rutting, i
ihr
in"
(fr
t«n
trncy
for
th#
whawiato
Ufi i
off tbe at«q>e. cut hie Uoae slid tur« a
.
(
bole tn bl» dreee
filon ber F* th# whwt ><n the gr««iiu| i
"Pretty »v»lft record. I«n t It? Utili,
alni u Th« m<>«l >• wvrful ruttwr tu tb» <
the kid 11 come out ait right
lie'»
Le 4
H 4M tu any ••«*.» «vuU.i fr«*itrr«
(
• rt¡4 f..r haï ta* - r ça'.«, g -te a ..| ,-ai
I
tbe proper •tuff
Chicago liecurd-
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fr<«
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Herald.
MIiaifl.1. LLWIS A STAVEJt CO..
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• too Kiw aim iioo.
TN* reader« ot Ih-a l-»|er will !•« p’ra»*.! I.
e* u tust ibrr* • allea-i " - dr. a<l*-l d -• •*-
dial «e ri»* U«» t«-*n «bl» lo cur« la ail na
• *«-- » 1 i: al lacaisrrh II«.1 •« »tarrti < f
i« ia« ouïr J—-•«il•• cur* known lo tb» modi««
taaternity. 1 aurth ben « aroaatHuttonaidi»
«••*, require« a r. -uTiu.i. nal Irriuarni
Hai. • ' a’arrh <' -• I» i»V*n Internally, • 'ting
llrvctly al
I and
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ot the «yalt-m. thereby 4*»troy.ng me found«
tlon ot ih« «I •*-••*. au4 rtvin» th* |>aiieot
■trength by hull.lli'« o» il.e r, c.i.iqt on and
« • » ng nat ir« in 4
g II»
,
I ..« i .
prieior* h»v* so n .'ii fa-ih tu li» corsile«
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at
y offer One Hnn e*I I
'or an r'*•*'tt.si 11 (»'« tu euro, head torli».
*t i-vitni’i. a • Ai irr«,
F I i HrNKY A « O., toledo, o
■eld be druggist», 71c.
H».1 • t am: « I .Ci« ar« th* lew«
Long Hair
ter rblemenl» te lhe Far
r • •'
HubatniH'r. It* ng«* I* it* gu.vr.iuter. It destroy* M orni*
mid nlhiya Fcvrrtahnr»«. It iure* Diiarrhii'i* mid Bind
Colle. It relieve* Te«-thlng Trouble*, curca t'on«ll|NVtl«>u
and Flatiileiicv. It aa«i in ilute* the I'« hm I, regulate* tho
Ntoniii- h »ml ltovvi-1*. giving lienlthy mi«l natural sleep.
The < hildreu’» I'ituiacei» Th«* Mother’s Friend«
The Kind You Have Always Bought
In Use For Over 30 Years.
yóurs_fora ClearHeacE
e BROMO SELTZER*
lUÇtSobI)E\
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Indiana know a l oaartt.
An Oklahoma man on w told an In-
dtau that a diwp«yate white mau wav
after bl» acalp lie am lied and ah ok
bla head.
"A few day» later." con-
tlnuee tbe narrator, "we were talking
to tbe white man. when tb>* Indian
came up to th* group
lie had apot-
tvd tbe elratigrT ami ki»-w blm by
light. W ithout aay It g a word to him
be walked up wlihtu nriu • reach ati l
atru'k tbe white man In the fa e w to
a rough, heavy gl've
lie pau»«<l for
a few aeconda and bit him again.
*l'gh" be eiclalnml a« he whev|<d
■round and walked away. The white
man l<»rked at the Indian in amaa»«
metit. but made no abow <>f rv»«tit-
mi nt
I .«I er In the day. wh n we a-k
e«l the Indian why h<- didn't follow
up tbe Insult with bluway be told u»
In
tbe white llían *»• a <-uwar«l
evplatulng bow he knew It he «ad
dropped* wb<n be
the man'e ■Jaw
etni' k blm tn the face the «««rond
time with the gl ve, and that thia, with
tbe Indian, waa an unfailing algn of
cowardice." K»n«ai « Ity Jour» 11.
All Fato».
Correap.,ndent -You aa w what the
paper» »»Id about y«u Ibi» morning, I
pre.urne?
Keflrwil Millionaire (presiti nt of a
grat corporation» - No. I don't know
what they »aid abogf me. but you may
aay for me. air. that there wa-u t a
word of truth In It
Chlrain« Tribune
t'ncle Eben Way».
f»e dlfferon«-» l«t»wn <te man «taf»
perpetual motion,' aald
tigerin'
on
t'ncle Eben. “an* de man dal'» werk
u’ a «yeten» to l>eat de race» la dal
le perpetual motion man d dn’ bali on
uoney lu Je fu»' place ”■ Wasblngloii
Hnl toi T*»U« S«».
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