Vrow« tHsiMwIMa la That.
Don't let my refusal of your pro
posai emitter y..... Mr Bimpkius
Ho—Oh, not all
After all, it is
something to have lawn rvjæted by a
girl who owns a *L*AJ dog — Detroit
reas.
N<w i» That
You can't dispute the mirarle» In
the Bible, man
why Just tonalder
the raíala* of launnl"
"Humph'
I'vu anea people releed
that bare been dead lunger than 1-aa*
arua Why my wife ruteen Caln every
day!“—Denver Tltnea.
Th« ihrerlul WigM.
"Yes, lie's always happy when be'a
hunting for work."
"What a
cheerful
disjsmilion.
And is he never duw'<>urag««l. never
sad’"
“Only when he finds it."—Phila
delphia Preas.
tioCuily Assists»««.
Rodrlck—They
saw
tbat Beaker
waa held tip
by
masked mm the
other night.
Van Albert—Tea; It waa at th« maa
quered« ball.
If they hadn't held
him up bed never got home —Chi
cago Dally Newt.
Loo* live the King' The King is
W i tard Oil, Pam his efiemiee, whom
he Conquers
Rather Sroieu«
I had to get a policeman to
put out the cook.
Husbeml—(lone, is »he*
“Oh, no.
Hr proved to Im her
I e«l fellow, and they're both wailing
for you in the hack hall."—Life.
Th« Diflarows
Paler—You are very forward, air
In my day the young man waited
until he «a» a»k<rl to call.
Young Man—Ysa, and now he «ait*
until he's aaknl not to call.
Good Rtatoa
Arthur—II»« the widow given you
any reason to hope’
Cheater—Y e» , she told me last
night that I reminded her of the
only husband rhe bad ever really
loved.
is. S.<ht«d.
Little Girl— Please, mamma, can J
«•old the liaby for awhile?
Mother—No. dear, you're loo lit
tle
You'd let him (all.
Little Girl—Well, mamma, can I
WiNTE0
this hour."—Philadelphia Pr
F ree T obacco T ags
Pl?OFE5510N5
O vercrowded ?
Vre a.
L aw
On tbe flrvt of January there were
em>ugh lawyer» In tTilcago to fill four
full regiments lu tbe I'nlte«! Htstrw
army, says tbe Tribune
The exact
figure wee 4.4>0
At tbe earns time
there were practically l.llUll leoa pbyei
claiia. which allowed one doctor tu ev
ery 4<»< people, eo tbat It ta plain that
lawyers bare a wore« pruap«-ct before
them than th<«e wbo follow medicine.
Durlu, tb yrer Itasi. whkb Is tbe lai
eet year for w hl< b figure« are avail
able. 140 metnl-ers of the l«r in t'blca-
go left tbe profession for s«*me other
line of w««rk
During the aaiue perkal
forty lawyers die«! and twenty went
out of prartk-e for one r«as«>n or anotb
er. making a total uf 3uu lrwe lawyers
In Cbk~ag<> than in January, 1000. Dur
Ing tb<- same |*rl-«l. however. Y«*1 new
lawyers hung out tbelr shingle» In 1 hl
cago. no that there actually st least I jo
mor» attorneys In tlx «tty than there
were one year agn
If 1» estimated that during lissi tbe
average Income of the attorneys of the
city did not exrwKl >’■>> Otic lawyer,
wbo baa Iwn m«-r«> than ordinarily
eucceaaful, and wh-»ae average Income
for the last few years haa been mure
than *4.000 a year, de- larva tbat tbe
average ot hia pmfcswtoual brethren
doe» not exc«««d *.Nisi a year The sec
ret ary of oue of the leading law achoola
of tbe rtty eatlmatea that tbe Im-ouie
of tbe lawy«-r« of Chlcego average*
*1.000 a y*ar Striking an average l-e
tween them the figure of *TSO la readi
ed.
Even with an average of *I.<MM> a
year It la to lx considered that at least
Z. issi of the mem
le-ra of tbe legal
profeaalon lu t'hl
«ago do not make
as much as the In
come of a
Iwlck
tuaaona under the
union »«-ale. It Is
«etlmated tbat
pertiaj>a
six
or
eight lawyer* In
llil-ago
average
fo !.'»■>
a
year.
w t,11.. » |»rg» num
*, i«»i a*. ■ •••»?
l>er touch the *311.
0U0 mark. A considerable nuuilwr of
lawy. rs.
the ew-ceaaful. make between |lo,<«»l
and *30,909 a year, while the attorney
who cue figure up *5.<»»i a year la by
no means to la* <!«mplaed. This lenv«-a
a startlingly »mall amount a» the av
erage of the leea fortunate half of the
legal profession.
To tbe man w ho looks at the subject
from no o' ;
1 1 I:
»tai>4|>- , t
t
aay« would aro-ta that tbe legal prvfeaalun la
Mamma—Dors, y-mr -f«t!
that that young man of yours, Mr already greatly overcrowde«l.
That
Hartl, is dweiving you.
lewyen taka tbe bmm 1
Ih>ra—But Io- tau't mamma, for I nation is shown by the ebsngea which
a »kill him. and he Mid he wasn't
haic lern made within rerout years lu
Of cour»«- hr knows l«ctlrr than papa
Ilin matter of requirements for aduils
aton to the bar. I'nder the rule wblcb
prevailed but a few years ago It was
ouly nceeaaary fur an applicant to ap
pear In open court and |wi«s a ao called
examination. which was supervised by
flu Gr«at Aaalsty.
a few memlwra of tbe l*ar appointed
Athh-lro— Di«l 1—break—it, doctor? for tbe purpour, am! w bleb, in many
Ikictor—1 will I»' plain with you cases, was based chiefly on tbe pre
The arm is broken, th«* collarl>>ne vloue scqualntance of tbe applicant
with tbe examiners.
cruslird, the skull is fractured—
Athlete—No, no, no! Th«»—did —
A young man wbo had read law for a
1—farrek—lbe—
couple <>f years tn the office of a uicm
"What*"
her of the tmr had only to apjx-ar In
“IG’cord?"—Ti<! Bit».
court, under pro|wr auspices, and state
that he wanted tu be admitted to hare
Dspetsssd.
ble petition granted. The present rule,
"I am afraid Bhggins has met with which was adopt««l by the Supreme
Court of tbe State In 1SPT, only four
rev< rsee."
year» ago. provides that every appll
"What maker you think so."
"lie goes alsuit with a gloomy look, eant for admission to tbe liar must
saying there is no such thing as di» pnweiit credentials showing that he la
interested (rirtid.hip. That is almost a man of good moral character; that he
Is a graduate of one of tbe high schools
a surr sign that a man ha» lw< n try
of tbe State er posaesaea an equivalent
tng to lormw money."—Exchange.
education, ami that lie baa studied law
for nt least three years It 1» also pro
limino Poms Cur» f,*r t’oniifmii.mi rldrrl that all or at least part of the
sav»d my life ihre» <ears se»
Ma» I no»
As a
Fusais» Maple Mrrei, Norwoii. N Y.. examination »hall be written.
r«l> IT. lauu.
matter of fact. It Is said by lawyers
to l>e ten time» s» hard to »ro-urr ad
All Ssrvaati Ahks.
mission to the liar at present aa It was
Towne—I coul«l never understand a few years ago.
why political ofhcvh«d<l«-rs are called
public servants
HE GAVE TO THE WORLD.
Brown«»—Why not*
Towne—Iks ausr they are really our Ill» Polt-Sseblo* N«l»hb,rs All Called
tawaesi.
tiler 1 ecwalriau
Browne—Well, 1 gu«-wa y«ni never
Three years ago tberw died In one of
kept house, did you?—d’hiladelpbia our Houthero cities a man whose rules
Preaa.
of life were so dlff, relit fr< ui tb*me of
bls uelgtibor» tbat must of them thought
Not I nuiual.
him mad.
He lived In a spacious old bouse, eur
May—Have y«»u heard of Clara's
rounded by a garden, w bleb he had
hard luck?
Belle—No.
What is it?
bought forty years ago. t-arge Idm-ks
"Now that they are married they of business “bouses now licuimrrl It In.
have Uv retrench awfully tn make up snd be was offered a price for bls lot
the money he wasted while cmirting which would bare made him rich. But
her " — Life.
be would not sell It.
"This la home to my old wife," be
Motion will And Mrs Winslow's Sooth said. “I could not buy for Iter with the
ing Myrup lb» beat remwiv to uae lor tbetr
money you offer tbe comfort and cun
ahlMren daring ih» le»thing jwrlod
tent she baa In her borne and garden.”
But you «uu make your »oue rich,”
A FaaUsy fluersA
ftcrildo—I'm piling up a fetching It waa urged.
“1 do not want to make them rich,”
article on "How Men Carry Their
he replied
Vmbrellaa "
Hie nelgbl*ors »old tbelr lota, S| m - cu
Men don't
Mrs. Hcriblo—Huh!
they loae later!, amassed large fortunes. pusher!
carry their umbrella»;
their umbrella» and borrow other tbelr eons Into pollttro or made them
manufacturers or broker», that they
p«x>plea.—Chicago Record-Herald.
might amass still larger wealth. Ho
made of bls bojra working borth-ultur
W«M«d N«w«r, Trwsr Masieu.
Mr
Hchermerhorn— I hope you lata like bluiself.
“It la a buslneoa which will give
had the new girl clean up the halls.
Lobelia.
You know "A new broom them comfort, but not wealth," be said
"In It. too, they will not be em|>l<>yerl
sweeps clean."
Mrs. tlchcrmerhorn (wearily)—N,>t by other men. nor employ many band«,
in this instance. Rhe said sl.e sun t and so will be outahle of any future
going toclran up any of our former struggle between capital and labor In
thia country ”
girl's dirL — Brooklyn Eagle.
When be bar! gainer! a sum large
Th« flour Wal Lau.
enough to keep Ida wife from want. If
’ Now Me Brane haa more «<«■! •be should survive him. I>e gave up bls
sense than anyone 1 know " con- vineyard and gardens to bla sons, and
linwd Mr .-tvylate
''1 tell you, devoted tbe real of ble life to Olwllatil»
work and to the culture of a new grape
he's the coming man."
"If he has all the sense you say," of a per-nllarly fine flavor W ben be had
remarked Miss lApppery, making an .mver-ded In bringing It to perfection,
etTort to suppress a yawn, "1 should be gave cuttings from it to all tbe poor
think he wouhl Im the going man al horticulturists tbat be knew.
Sur« fl< Kiww H««t
rjtj
A re tbe
NOV. 3 0 th
Tbe coudltlomi which prevail In <’hl-
<-a*o exist practically all over the Uni
ted Htatea. And at tbe same time <be
Increase In the nuintxv ot law stmienta
and of law graduate» all over tbe cuuu
try 1» nothing I«-»« than start Ung
In
INTO the total number of regularly en
rolled law students In tbe t utted Hiate»
»as l.flAS. In lwoi they numbere«! t>o
I «res titan ll.*T4
In the last named
year tbe total iiumlwr nf graduate*
fmm law a«-houl» was 3.140. or nearly
twl«w a* many a* waa enrolled thirty
year» Is fore.
Il Is apparctu therefore, that while
tbe difl!< uittr» of »e«-ur1ttg sdm.aaton to
tbe bar have In
<r«-oa«sl by many
fold
within tbo
lest quart« cen
tury. Hie iitimlwr
■>f gradual«*»
ill ore than
p»c* wlib It.
fact, there are at
preeent
more
young lawyers
ambitious to grow
up with tbe «-oun-
try In proportion
i» potine«»
to population Outil
Hist there were tiefore tbe new
went Into effect.
Hut when a young lawyer has
adtultt«"d to the Imr Illa trouble«
I only conMueixxxl. II«» baa yet to ac-
! quire In some way a praetke which
v» III at least pay his newaaa«'/ living
■ expense« This task Is mad« harder by
i tbe fact that tlic »»«-ailed "elhlcs” of
• the legal profeealcu are almost. If n«»t
' quite, aa bard to evaile ns those of the
ineitlcal profeaaloti. A phy»l<-lan wbo
I advertises In the regular ways Is damn
- «si. professionally «|u>aklng
A young
; lawyer fa>«*a tbe »nine condition. 11«
* must flmt Ida clients without ostensibly
hw.klug for them
Olio large clasa of law yen, i-ombliie
with tbelr regular legal buslnctia that
of loaning mooey. buying notes, selling
life, fire, |«lat« gla«. and other Inaur
.. .-
Mm 1 ,.f r t..-m 1'i-fa, I. tli..I - m,-
one uf the»«- “side lines'* »<> profitable
that they never give It tip and remain
until the end more Insurance or loan
t’g.-nt than lawyer
1 ¡1, ••• who
out of the Insurance or loan bnslm-aa
Into tbe practice of tbe law find tbat
they acquire In this way a wider ac
quaintance than they could hope to get
In the anm« length uf time In 11 legal
way.
,
In a big city there ar« a nuinlwr of
legltinia'» »«-hetiiea which are trl«ul by
young lawyers in their effort to ac
quire a paying practice One fnvoritu
meth««!, particularly among men who
come to town without any Influential
ac«|ualiitam'e. Is to seek for prefertm-nt
tn a. poll! leal u a <
who la able t< get up on hl« feet ami
make a telling sixmm I i 1» always sure
of an appreciative audience. He may
get bl» iiauie In the tievv»<papers ami If
b« la shrewd tu a ¡«»lltlcnl way be may
get some minor <>I11< e which will bring
him Into prom I lienee, while his tongue
tied liretbren are still living on whut
they have aaved.
Another < la»s of legal aspirant» look
for notoriety nlaiut the criminal courts.
A young lawyer who can get ■« Ids
client a <-vletirat«‘d criminal Is certain
of mtl«'ll uutorlety. the value of w hich
la dependent on Ills suix eas In "living It
down,” while at the same time retain-
Ing the prominence which it ha« given
him.
A third am! one of the large»* clsaa
of young Unit« of the law- In the targe
cltle» start as ci«*rks In the ofUcxvs ot
tnbllshed law firms. They often work
for many year« at satnrle» ranging
from *!<> a month upward, after they
luive tern admitted to the bar. and as
often as not are di«np|uilntc<l lu their
SXpe«*tatinna of lielng udiulttrd as part
ners In the firm.
With nil th«-««- farts lu-fore them the
ambitious young men of tbe country
|H-r«l«t lu « tow ding th« law ackoola to
a greater extent ev«ry y«»ar. Tbe In
crease uf students In the law acb«*ola
of the country from IK7S to istaj w-aa
no lews than 343 per cent
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thoughts tu fl I ouly have a grape to
gl ve."
Hr gave It with all bla heart. Ills
neighbors, whose bualneaa In life had
been to gather great heaps «>f money,
called hltu eccentric. Judged by all that
la noble In life, wbo was more sane, be
or they?
I can't read writiu' readln*. hut | kin
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"The
Chinaman is the only lerson I know
ot in this hot weather who isn’t afraid
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A Jvwal.
Mr. Gooph—1 tell you, Blilhersby's
wife is a jewel.
AtadcmK and lolieglatc Halls.
.Mr. W h<-'pb—1» that »oT
.Mr. Gooph—I should »ay so Why,
rol K-K t uair»i Ut»r»ry. ScieallBc ani
Cwianer« »: For
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he went fishing yesterday and came
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I W«-I«hi reeu'suir. revise« o-vniatton Mo
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1 ol Irre[-01,10 ana «row «eater sita «ss.
: Repair« alw»r» r>n b»na.
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I 1
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