The Santiam news. (Scio, Linn County, Or.) 1897-1917, October 25, 1901, Image 4

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S.
ffMEEP MEN OO TO LAW.
---.»» WN.n Wev lb« Wing Blew»
And the constantly mcreas ing de­
mand for. and stewdy growth in popu­
larity ol. Hl. Jacolw Oil among all
«Ta*»na of people in every part of ths
eivilixrd world show conclusively
what n nudy the people uae for their
rheumatism end l»slily aches and
j»ins Facta »|«wk louder than words
an«i the (act n-mains undisputed that
the sale of t*t. Jacolw Oil is greater
than all other remdira for outward ap­
plication combined. It acta like mag­
ic, curt» where everything else fails,
conquer» pain.
QUAINT SAM HOUSTON.
F ree ’T obacco T ags
Owes». W l'i»h
B«..> b—.. S..U
•'•,r •* **" r«—• ’••••
Uwasr • ef l«h rk>*si Briag Da*»<« vvm
Ww»a Me re» In «S» ►«»•«».
Av»< ths I4*ho Authorm«»
<je0_ Kam llouslua of Texas was tbe I
_
.,
■>«*•<
piciuraaquo figure la tb» Menala
Halt Lake, l»ct. 3N
' ([, during my Orsi years of aervk-o at
men who had ao much trouble wit
Tri tile lb* «sp!*u*. write» GaluaUs A. Grow lu
the Idaho. authorities rari»
<
•umm«r over the question of graaing lb« hai Urda y I'usL Like Beuloo. b»
L lah sheep ill Idaho, have begun waa very food of young unro. aud svou
suits in the Thinl district court to came to tvrual ms as "one of tbe boy a"
recover damage»
There were ninsj Duly tb«»e a bo wer» yvuugsiers >o tbe
suits filed in all, eight of them for | '4os CBS realise Ibe Intere»! peuple felt
damages to the Hucks and one for lu Houston In tbe dsys when bls part
malicious prieeculion and damage to lo Ibe st niggle for tbe Indepeudeo«» of
character. Ths aggregate amount of Texas was attll freab In Ibe public
damages claimed is *34 47.
mimi Visitors lo tbs Heuate cbauilier
Th»» Way*.
With the exception <>f the com­ luiariably asked to bate him pointed
If you don't lova him, why
plaint of Hhafer, the allegations ar« out to them. and they were never dis- i
ou let him know it?
Jew»—Well, he sends me flowers all similar, and slate that on or about appointed In tbeir Ueco, for bo w-»
and takes me to the theatre, you July 13. 1901, the defendant un­ large of frame, of »lately carriage and
lawfully look pne»rw»ioii of flocks of tliguilleal demeanor and bad a Uonllke
know, and-
Tees—But, gracious, I can't are sheep Iwlotiging to the plaintiff* snd i count amanc».
No pasaage In lloualon's career was
how you cau play with hie affections grating on the public lands of Oneida
county, Idaho, arxl that by reason of nobler than tbe heroic siaud again«!
that way.
Jca^-Phyt J call that "working" the action many of the sheep died, disunion wblcb marked Its cloee. while
(P lug smoking )
and strayed, many lamin wen- prema­
th« m.
of bls kindliness of ualure snd g«-u«r
turely born and a large amount of
owe helpfuluewe to those In distress aioe
!•■*»*• Cal writ In fb>g aM*4Wa «rf tfcn
wool was halt.
- ■■.ild m all stories suit)'leot to fill a
rtMuaif/ than «il other ¿¡«««am j»«3t t.«other.
Allb'
I l|e
fr « )Mf« WAS M| ’«gM»4 |<» b«
, volume.
(os <r »lelilí«»»
Ift
re' r For a |?r«t BMMi*
4*- tore pro
tooMt» «4 tt a kersi <Jlee**e. eej hf •*irr1t*4 luenj
Near Qutucy, lit., there waa a stretch
"Di«l Polehnnter have any success i
r«n;e4e«. and ly txtaBlenU? faUlr.f to c«tro
of country known as tbo "Indian
With
IrenltnenL pr« noutk'od it Inruretile^
on
hi»
Arctic
expoffition?
”
F-
i «i
a f bib * rb i ■ i » b
; tract,” to wblcb Houston held title, a
!
•
«
"<M>. yes' He succe»d«sl in getting ;
fact many of th» settlers tbereun, a
'
a
»
tack.
"
—
Buck
• »
•< I I I ) J
r
a lo ,T M 1. < •-’ s
■ areleea ploueer bmel. failed to search |
te ib« otiiy r-oat tuti«.ne| curetai the lue rèni,
, < ut One of them called upon WU |
Ji it it|<n lt>iert.a»i? in
trr m ¡Odrv |<«<4»
• 1
■ •»•
I?
e dirtvt.y t q tf-« 1 -»>j
llatu A Ulchardeoh. long a memtxr of
• n«t r.
-.na «utforre t,l t » « e? a etw
liter ffel
< ■.* I . • <Ve4 4
are *• r enj r«ag» t (all* t«
tbe lluuse from tbe Quincy district amt
r «te Menti fwr t rruU?« •• «I treliaion aiA A4*
sul»»M|urntly a Kcnator from his Btata. |
F J ’ IM * Hl 4 (.X> . TOeéo. 0.
h- ht ' F bf '«a-ffiB’e. »Fe
confided to him that be had Inadver­
Swpr«
wwly
R»»tlwl
Unire Fen- !/ I’ll • ar« lb« boat.
tently settled upon t'b* scree of Hous­
”1 wond«r if there's any lasier <>o- ton's land and that all be was worth '
from Milwaukee.
ciitmtioti than fishing ”
stood In Improvements on IL He want '
"said the haughty young wo­
Well, yes—looking al people fish­
[ rd ItklMirdsoO Io see Houston snd ;
man who was a Colonial dame as well ing.'‘—Brooklyn Life.
make the licet terms that be «wiuld. I
a. a "Dviigliler of the revolution,”
ltlcbsr«l»oii upon bis return to Wash­
*'my great great-grandsire
fell at
NICKNAMES IN AUSTRALIA.
ington tuld Houston tbe story and ask
Bunker Hill.”
would take fur a quit < lalm
(PLUG SMOKING )
” Ice or banana »kin?" inquired Qseer AereilaXUaa Cllvee t« F»»pte of "> * ,u‘*
ib-ecl Io I be ltbi acre«
It» Varis»» Seelie»«»,
the polite young man from Milwau-
"Wbat sort of s man Is thia constitu­
Although tbe Australian roitwiles
■c — Cleveland Plain Dealer.
bare iww been linked together In a ent of yours who Uss blundered upon
NO family, »hop. »hip. ramp or per­ commonwealth. II la ■■•«< pro liable that ! my land T' »•!>>> I llou.- m
verti should b» without Wixard OR lor tbe nicknames bestowed by one pror - "A g'K>d. square. buncat man.
e»»ry |anful acri lent or emergency.
I Ince on another will t>e at«andoned
| tbe reply.
"When I turn him off my land I
The Inhabitants of New N-mlh VVsl«-e
tklplel
have l«mg liecn known aa "corn-1 : reckon tie and bls family will Ire lieg
1
UMMA 1 •n’ writing a »talks." an nllualoa to the length and, J gars?”
story I would like a name for.
It's atlnmecs of the average young New
lll«hard«t»u nisi .led
»oniewhat on th« plan of ''Hhl|is Mouth Wales native.
now 7“
Victorians are
“What's this farm
worth
That 1'»«« in the Niglit, but I want the known »■ "guiiiaui kem," with refer aakad Houston.
till- ti. Is« as difti rent from that as enre to the gum that Is found un many
"Improvements and all. about pl.
possible,
native Ims. some of which Is relished OOtl." was tbe r<*S|K>nae.
Naggua—How would "Elevator» l>y Juveniles
"Crow eaters.” aa ap
“Wbat was the bare place worth
That FMI >n tlie Ihiytm a do’ — Chi
plied to tbe H«iulb Atialrnllan*. owes when you fellows went ou It?” querl««l
cago Tribune.
Its origin lo a statement that tn times Houston.
uf itr> iig!it the »tn-at farnu-ra of Hmith
"About Ki an acre; gNX) In all,
M th.-, » I f nrl Mr. Winslow's Booth
tngr ■“i rup III. beat remedy to use tor lb»ir Australia are driven to tbe sourr» »tig »serwl Richardson.
gcated f««r fo«"l. "W bi*attMdvrs" Is
"<) o < m 1 fellow, this man of yours,
ehildrvu during <b. teething period.
a more euphonious name sometimes Richards«m?”
This after a moment's
uaed for the »ama province. Tbe t bought.
Whkh?
"Best In tbe woihl." said Richardson.
(PLUG SMOKING)
'You can dejw nd on that man's Queenslanders are known as "banana
I ell 1 i-..j
«< :..l 111«
and 1'11
• • dffff
kivpiiig his promises," aai«i the close landers." that tropical fruit growing
there abundantly. Western Australi­ make him a deed."
l-iliti< al adviser.
In due time tbe
reached Wash-
■X. g,..y gggffT 7TB
"3’«»," answered the practical pol­ ans are known In tbe east as "sand
r«wra»aws* ao ««» are rssMsr
itician, "but which promisee is he gophers" or "gropera.” The Westra Itiitoii In the shape of a New York
..r ttr ’
.no
Richardson sought Houston,
going to be« p. thoM- he makes to me Ilans thetnaelvea group all the other draft.
or ttiiTw* he makes Io the voters?”— ■tat«» Into "t other aide." and call tbe who. having eti-cuted a dee«l. took the
residents "t'other elders."
l-rift :md :tj.l .r»ed It
Washington Htar.
“E. Rke. Greenville,” ”J. T.," "flood l uck.
Tasmania, the green little ¡»le that
"You say Hila man of yours la a goo<1
la much like Englaml In climate and' fi'Il.iM?” lie a»k«»d. thought fully.
"Cross
Bow,” •• Old Honesty," •■Brandywine,'
(iTQ
'9
’■ **■•<•* '-e**-»»«'.«he­
rí i o
other chamcterlstl«-». 1» generally re-; "Couldn't l»e a better one,’* wai
I.
*-
F HR I <9 4 oo
»aodirw**-
"Jolly
Tar.
” ".Standard Navy." • Planet.” "Nap­
tee 1
H II Kk 4 1 >4 ■ I *1. f I . HitAfrUde^Ma ftb
garde«l a» very <|ulet and rather be-; emphatic answer.
tune,
”
"Razor,
” - Tennessee Cross Tie,” "Granger
hltul Hie times, anil Is referrml to as
"Memt lilm tuick this draft and
Twist.”
"the land of lot» <>f time " ' tbe land of lilm Sam Houston Inta changi-d
"Hill,can you lend me ttm-pcnce?” sleep a lot," tnd so ou. while the In mind. Wbat can you buy a good sad­
(Two "Granear Twin" tag. being equal to
"What, a silly question to ask! habitants are call«*d "Taaalea" and)
dle h«r«e for In that country?” He
W hy if I hud to,« («cue«, wot ’u«l I i "Jatu caters." the latter being an lllu I
was told I it IJisl would do It. “Well.
TAOS MAY BB ASSORTED IN SECURING PRESENTA
I«' doin' «laudin' outside a public ! slon to the great fruit production of!
| then." said Houston, "write to your
' uusb ?”—Punch
the
"tight
little Island."— London; friend ami tell him to buy a first class
*4fr * ? <
Lelsurw H«>ur
'
saddle horse, alsmt 4 rears old. and
Lo»k«d Ah»»A
kr«|i him for m« When Congress ad­
He—If you didn't love nw why did
journs I will go home with you and
you marry nte*
ride the horae down to Texas.”
HI:«—Ih-cau»«- you were the only
Without delay the man In llllnola re­
IF IT HABS
man I catcil to I« divorced (rum.—
// TMIJ TRAPt MARK ceived luick bls draft and bougbt a
Brooklyn l.ilv
saddle horse, the best he could tlml.
will include many artic'.M not shown her». It will contain the
Just before adjournment Houston
NICKNAMES IN AUSTRALIA.
most attractive List of Presents ever offered tor Tags, and will
| sought Richardson.
Too say the fel­
be
sent by mad on receipt of poetage—two cents.
low
who'«
got
my
bora«
la
a
tiptop
good
tallone
lit»»»
to
t'eople
ef
Qa»«r Art-s
Its Verlor». *e«tl.r»e.
(Catalogue will be ready for mailing about January nt, Igor )
man?" Rlcbardaon again declared him
one of the liest In Illa district. "Well,"
Altliollgh the Australian coloni«»
said lloiiston. with a sigh, "I should
bare m«w I hw 'II Huke«! t< grtber In a
<>ur offer of Presents for Tags will expire Nov. joth, ipoy
have liked first rate to see liliu an»! also
ii'lib. It Is not probable that
ITU THE Bt»T
coKtixsMTAL tobacco com » amv .
my
horse,
but
as
affairs
turn
out
I
t‘ n < knaUM'S iH-stoweel by one pruv-
W» Tessaoo»
OILED COAT must go straight to Texas When yon
li .
itoitber will l-e ahSUdeMied.
IN THIWORLP.
Write your name and address f'.uiljt on outside of packsgrs
get Imme go over and see thia man arid
I li. ... ist-'lanls i f New Houth WaleC
MADE roo Atavici tell him to »ell the horse and do wbat
containing Tags, and send them and requests for 1'resents to
bate long tieen known aa "corn-
* *-t
SOvSNk*
MU*WU.
CATALOCUti _____________
tRtt
he plea»«« with the money. And, by
stalks, " an allusion to the length end T*»e *>
C. Hy. BROWN.
slimness of the averagn young New inowms fULL UNt OS 4AÄM?NT3 AND IATI the way. Richardson. I wish you would
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J
TOWER
C
0
P03T0N.FIAN
5.4X
write and tell me If It was a good horse
Roirtb Uslcs native,
Victorians are
4241 Folsom
known as "gumau.-kers. “ with refer- ------------------------------------------------- - or not."
St. Louis. Mo,
ern e to the gum that Is found on many I
The l anr|rer.
natlte trees, sum* of w bleb la retlsbi-d
I let don't like my slater, an'
by Juveniles "Crow-eater«," as ap
3
I wl.bt ah'd <■« away.
pllecl to the Mouth Australians, owes
My »later ain't bin ber loaf, eoa
Its orlgtu to a statement that In tluica
Mb. only cum t'day.
BISHOP SCOTT ACADtMY
of drought the win al farmers of M«.utb
*>»» £><.«,«
Australia are «trben to the source sug­
My slater ain’t got run, hair
4ASJ MM.
rotiNDtO
IS7O
t'pon
her
bead
a
tall;
gested for fixsl. •'Wbeatflelttera" is
It's
let
all
red
es
It
kla
be.
a Bior* euphonious name sometime«
A HOMI SCHOO! (OP BOfS
An' round a» enny ball.
ua«-d for the antue province. The
"IIIIAPT AND Ml If II AI fPHMbC
QiK-cnslanders are known aa "banana
A c Nt *■ ill ;nHtttl»*l
My »later baa sm h trente eyes.
lantlera." that tropical fruit growing
An' Utile weentle ban's;
tbers abtindautly. Western Australl
Maw talk» f her. hut I don't think
ans are known In tbe
as “sand
'At she 1st underslau'a.
gophers" or "groper«.'' The Westra JOHN POOLE, (‘ortland, Oregon,
THE NEW PRESIDENT.
Thirteen at Table.
Ilans themselves group all ths other
My aieter »be can't talk a-talL
Marrtaos Mr»sA
Towne—Ih> I understand you to say
Ilit more n »b» kla fly;
states Into "t'other side." and call tbs
Mrs.
B.
—
Oh,
Charles
A Prayer.
Pan give von the beat bargain» tn Hut you l»i bri »b« makes a noi».
that H|«nder'e case was really a faith never sit down with 13 at table.
residents "t'other alders "
Not
for
the
silent
chief
whom
{death
Huggies.
Plows.
Hollers
and
Engines,
Wbra »he alarla in t' cry.
cure’
Tssmanla, the green little Isle that
Mr. B — Pshaw! 1 hope you are not
Gently and arduously keeps
Browne—Y m . You see the doctor so superstitious as that.
la much like England In climate aud W:n 'mill» and Pump» an I Geusral
I aat my paw where »be eamm'd fruta) Within a splendid calm ; naught mars and the druggist both trusted bini.—
other characteristics, la generally re­ Machmsry. bee us beh»rs buying.
Mrs B — No, of course not, but we
'Nen be let tiff'd at me.
His well-won
laurels where he — Philadelphia Presa.
garded aa very quiet and rather be­
have only 13 dinner plates.—Phila­
An' aed be found ber in th' wodds,
slerpst
hind the times, and la referred to as Summer Resolution*
delphia Evening Bulletin.
In a ale holler tree.
CviffsiKS.
Rather for him who newly stands
“the lan-t f lots of time." "the land of
Half startled on a slippery height.
"Does Mr. Blimmin» know much
sjc-q a lot," tuff so on. while the In­ Ilia ’
Social Impoilan«»
My maw »he lore» my »l»t»r more
Like a strong falcon winch some almut borne rs«-es*
habitants ire called "Taaslea" and
'N »he dus me. I know.
•‘Mamma, how can you ask me to
»ar*
mw
ba«
bqaot,
oytuw
sa.l
iohms »
hand
"No,” snswrred the man, with a
An' 'at's tb» very reetiin I
"Jam eaten»," the latter living an Illu­
UMn a»a4 la* »ar usai» w
marry him whon he h.»s no social
Vnhoodid rudely, whom the light
faded and experienced look.
Don't like my slater ao.
sion tn the great fruit pnsluetlon of
position?”
Floods unforsevn, but who shall prove
•‘How can you tell?"
the
"tight
little
Island."- Ixmdoa iMllf latititi,
"But, my dear, he tell« me he lias
I |>.t don't flic., it's eaay UM
"By the fact that he's willing to
A wide-wingid strength! For him
leisure Hour.
msale a million. "
Fer me to make a fusa.
we pray;
bet on them."—Wsliiugton Mlar.
"But even with that, it will take
THE STAR OF STARS
Cos paw be ses niy sister »be.
Give him such wisdom swift and kern
Hear If Not Heard.
him a year to get into society. "—Life.
Wit' Ureke war ¡ruírao «.IR» U».
Pr»«y,
Bart-
He shall restore us Yesterday.
Politician (arranging for music at
— Idoatoe Poet.
—Dillon, Georgia.
Fay—How do you like my new
a pditical meeting)—Isn't that a
A Quick Stepper.
gown?
tnildy I sin «lot».
big price? You may not have to play
"He
’
s
a
nice
little horse ( I saw him
A
Su««»tl<»a
May—Ils verv pretty.
A London mrvilcal Journal says the
STAR
hall a down pieces during the whole
myself), and I he dealer aaye I may
"Dai
you
really
think
ao?
”
English
metropolis
la
possibly
lbs
tuuat
"No,
I'm
not
very
well
impreaaed
evening.
"Yea, indeed; I waa just eraser to have him for a song. Would you
and most untidy city of with the house," »ahi the pnwprctive
Brass Hand la-adcr—But, my dear
advise me to buy him*”
WIND Inconvenient
Europe. Ttie streets are either muddy, tenant. "The
yard is frightfuly get one like it when they camo into
air. we have to sit there and listen
"That de penile upon your eye for a
slushy or dusty, they are littered with small; there's hardly room for a fashion two years ago. ”
to the »|Mwhr«,—Tit-Bits.
horse and his ear for music.”—
«'raw.
cablmge
leaves,
newspaper
post
­
single
flower
bed.
”
MILL.
Brooklyn Life.
Ts III th* OlMaM.
erà and omnibus tickets; they are con­
"Think so?” replied the agent;-
I am sin* l'i««>‘» Curs for Consumption
saved my lit* three rears »go Mas Tn-««,
H m bail bear si In funiUbâ«.
stantly being grublied up for some rea "but—er—niightcn't you use folding
Little 4-ycar-old Mabel coming into
Workld Both Way».
li in«» Maine »Irrel. Norwich. N Y..
TutiMi frvelr to tbe wind
son or other, barrels of beer, coals and flower lewis?"—I'hilaclphia Frees.
the morn one day and finding the
Rai; beartnf« ibruat in «beri, fnewrlng
>»b 17. Usai.
"It
’
s
a
poor
rule that won't work
l-ghtrt running qualities anti rrarrtng
other gooffs are delivered across the
lathy with one eml of a door key in its
gr«Mit at amouat of poaee fur pumptng
She Knew
footways at all hours of tbs day. Mo
mouth, exclaimed: "Baby, take that both ways,"said the old gentleman
An f.trwisl tew.
i.a*. r anlBr’1 after
mail nt.
Tut togrther
w>tb gairantaod boita. <i«*<iM»-niiilad ;
Mxtr-M—Did you tell the lady 1 key right out of your mouth, or the aa he skssl the l«>ys up t«ack to lawk,
long as txmdou Is governed by. or
Edith—I suppose he swore to you j<rt enn rust or get
and rattle
rather Is dependent for Its due regula­ was out?
first th ng you know you will have and operated the ruler so that it
Url«h I regulator; per fart regni« lion. Xo
'till the earth grows old and the ■t>rlng 10 change lenaion with everr ehang«
Servant Girl—Yes. ma'am.
tion
npon.
a
numtier
of
b>
Iles
all
Inde
­
the lockjaw. ”— Glasgow Evening caught one or the other of them,
<4 lettiMraiurr. and rrov «eater with aga
Stars grow cold," and all that?
both going and corning.—Chicago
Mistress
—
Did
»he
seem
to
have
any
pendent
of
each
other,
so
long
will
Tinies,
Repair« a«watt on hand
Ethel—Oh, longer.
He swore to
Bust.
Thrae thing« ar« worth mnney 10 too .
doulrt about it*
nuisances of various k'nila continus.
Then
why
not
buy
a
«TARÎ
hue me until that Chinese indemnity
CiKHigh. fiu« So« SWfKWM.
Servant Girl—No, ma'am ; she said
Was paid —Judge.
Power <>f Nlagara Fatta.
Hard Is ld*ntily
she knew
you
wasn’t.—Glasgow
MITOHELL, LEWIS
Mamma—What's tlw matter Wil-
Tb» total Uhdev el«qie«l energy of Nl- Times.
is
Jimmy’s hair,"said the
"That
lie?
Didn't
you
have
a
good
time
at
A STAYER OO. agara Falla la eatiruated t>y electrical
the party?
football
play ■er,
laying out hie
FtNtTLAHD. OttfAOn.
Brave Mother.
esperta lo Ite B,000;000 borse power.
.«.a "and al
■ is
Willie—"Maw!"
trophies
after
I
trap
I
'ter the
game,
this
lai
CVHI WNtSt All RM ISAL
Kind Lulv—And d«»-s your mother
Billy's
none,
and
this
is
Toni's
ear.and
"Why?
Didn't
you
get
enough
to
kg ■■
igh
*«•<•• « mm L C
n . r. ». xi
•»•■ «4
Tbe cbewlng gum trust causa-s
□
In »»ma *• 1 by drugg*«»
let you go out ah lie at night’"
eat?”
this eyebrow belongs to young Rusher,
^»-z-rvr^miJhdT»T5
Jawlug tbau any ut ber.
Little man—Yearn'm ; tqaw ain’t
writ 11*
"Yea; but I didn't g«t too mitchi” but I can't identify this finger to
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A Ktpori
lluw is the new cook getting
along?
Hi» wife—Well. I h id t -di-L-irgo
her twice thia morning, but since
th«n she's been doing fairly well.
Y«i, Darling.
Mother (drilling Teddy for his first
jiartyl—And now, darling, what is a
greedy boy*
Teddy—A Imy who wants every,
thing 1 wsnt.— Tit-Hits.
L' m I u I Mr. Green.
Young Lady—Ob,Mr.Green, I don't
know what to do with Efli«' Hhe's
so miserable because she hasn't had
her donkey ride. Would you mind
giving her a pick a-lack ’—Punch,
Aa T ilravsgaat Aflsw.
"Molly, he said, "if I should die
first, 1 want you to see that I'm cre­
mated. ”
"Mercy on us, John! coal may 1«
♦<'- a ton then I”—Atlanta Constitu­
tion.
A five.
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"Who is Hie hero of this piece*”
asked tbe man who was corning out
of th« theatre.
j And the matiag«r
--L-
thoughtfully
• replied *
"The man who
is putting up the money, "— Washing-
ton Mt ar.
That Frioufly (««bag.
Mias Olive of Ht. Ixiuis— We get
absolutely pur» milk in Ht. Izsuis. 1
— (of Chicago)—Y’eaJU,
Misa Wabash
thats one advantage of living in a*9.
cuuntry village
Each family
keep a cow ol its uwu.