»<•
Difficult Digestion
That 1» dy«pep«la.
It makes lit» miserable.
Its sufferers eat nut tweauss Uwy wool Is,
— but simply bstaua» they atuas.
They know they are irrttabl» and fretful;
but ttwy lannot bo mterwlss.
They complain of • bad ta*<* la IM
mouth. • todmMM a I lb* pit <d lb* iluai-
a*h. an wxwjr fe*Hng uf puffy tuauaea.
LaaU ha. twartbum and what rn*
The effectual remedy. proved by p a rw a*
eent cure» of t thousand a uf «ever« cisaaa. !•
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
Mow.
Policeman- What are you trying to
put that letter tn there foe? That
ain’t a letter boi; It’s a fire alarm
bos.
Mr. Wayback—I know all that, but
that house over there la on fire, and
I'm going to notify the fire depart
ment
JartsA
l*rof«»sor Beeswax- According
this rook book. you didn’t make tbs
omelet correctly.
Bridget An' do th* book aay any
thing about your not having pai
wage» fot throe months?
I Jautatien«
Once upon a time tbe Fates en
dowed a certain people with a »«•nao
of humor
Eveatualiy the people tii-came aware
of thia, and their mortification there*
upon waa very great.
"For how," »»claimed they, "are we
ever to become a world power now*”
Of course patriotism might still be
taught In the schools
I mt roll Jour
nal.
f Glitrtd
Tramp- Them doughnuts was so
good. mum. I fear I can never again
eat ordinary grub.
I sidy— Er. alt down there. Just a
moment, 1 11 put you up a nice lunch.
my man.
HOW'« THIlT
Ito
Rho I» that
support me
Owner of the
I e i pert it to
summer.
I’roplwi v
Ire thick enough to
Poo«t t don't
support me all
Asari» So.
When a weak naturi»«! man Irle«
to hrar. up an’ 1>e flrm." »aid Vncle
Could Pro««44 fit« Ri<hu
Et>-n.
ba usually doesn* 'compilali
Unelo Hiram- 1 toll you what. that miffin' ‘ceptln’ to git low down obsttn
lining Jorkln» that'» sparkin' our ata."
Mandy know« how to look out fur
nuntbs-r one.
roti X'OW »11*1 KH *HK lAKINU
Aunt M ala prop- Yo», ho'a no eye- Wars vow la»» Orovs"» Tsrlrle»» catlt Tonte,
bs-»u«O
is* fareiulai» plainly p«l»l»4oa rrrvy
•ore runnln armin' »riling hl» birth
touts »bo» ins that is Is »,mixy Iron sad (tul-
right for a m«*«» of pottage
Bias la » ts»i<ts»s lona No Cure >» e»v. v-
TM Clima*.
(o //
Tommy You muM I md a regolar
lady killer. Mr Happy.
Tli»e aAgaaiura la ea
U.t <4 U m fMmM
Mr Happy- Why <lo you think that.
Tommy T
luixati> c Bn>mo«<,hiinine
Tomm/ -Wfll,
Ma lx* I
U» l»«^Jj tasi «»»re» a ewM in a»M War
after you left laat nigbl
died lauxbin*
Ruirwd bv flouts Clasalag
Missionary Was
It liquor that
I
brought you to thia?
Imprisoned Burglar No. air; It was
house < leanlu —»pringo bouses'lean in*,
air
Missionary - Eh ' — house-cleaning ?
Burglar - Yeanir. The Woman had
been houai'cleanln'. an' the stair car
pet »ii up. an' tbe folks beard me
-Tit Bit».
It W«xiM S««1S So.
Rubberton- May I Inquire what
your business is. stranger’
Rtranger
(haughtily) Hlr, Im a
gentleman
Rublx-rton Well. I reckon that » a
you're
giMxl business, stranger, but
not the only man that's failed at It.
Th» ftffifft frw«rrfpHon fut Malaria
fhlllA aad
ta a t-etU* of
I mu I m
hill Tonk Up »imply lr<>n ar-1 quínlu» In
a tao«*«««« tor*. K * uro. No Fay Frico Me
A Minnesota woman has designed
a buttonhole opener for use with but
H«r fat«.
lunholing machine», consisting of a
Mind Reailrr You're In love with a central handle with one end formed
Man
H» has light hair
with a tapered point to cut the hole
Bridget No. lie has dark hair,
open, when the tool Is reversed and a
Mind Header Then he must have flat, doiibleiulged blade la used
bleached It
make the hole of the proper length
Cartful C< oki.
He—-Our cook Is so careful about
thieves. Rhe always locks the doors,
even In the daytime.
Noi Always.
She That's nothing. Our cook al
Th» l'I.lloMiphnr The etnply barrel waya keep» a
policeman In
givo» tic- buidest sound.
klU hen.- Tld Bits.
The Politi, lan There'a where you
are wrotig
During a politicai nun-
M -lber» « .11 l.ltd Mr» Win»loW’» Sooth
palgn a liar'l filled with boodie talks ing itorap th» tost rent«lv to use lor their
children during the teelhlug period
thè loude»t.
Raal SalfiaK
MR*. JO»t r
FLESH GROWER.
retos ea.oo.
ThH 18 <>>♦ fenuireffi. II l"HT«8fl.
8» A«k*l>
»'.p roc i «■< ta» i**o,
Sr*»l re « ■«• 1° a*v toMrxl alts
aj.4i. airer
» I, |4ui»|> (a. « »SI
»«a
li», • ro« all Uasr^oa».
la-
(re »>—
i <n.r.»a, •««•
s»n»X and maire I»» »«la • n a. .1 »aits Wrtis
m. a»-«.« »
»ui« r so«,».» a co,
«a.«, sia—all latri IASs* ma» . I unas-. IU.
'
V "
Mr» Solldom Home Do you know
anything alxtut that family that
1»
moving into the flat in the nett bio- k’
Mm. Negdorr No, but I think they
are rather »«-lflsh. disagreeable people.
They took all their hou»vhold furnl
lure there In thenc tdg. covered van».
<u> uotHMly could tell what it looked
Uke.—Chicago Trlbtine.
...................
FARM MACHINERY AND SUPPLIES.
Ensilage
Cutter.
JOt1\ POOL?., Portland, Oregon.
Tool »I Msrrtsss stress
Can give you
Buggies. ¡’lows,
Win nuli» atei
Machinery, ties
the best bargain» in
Huiion and Engine»,
i'timn» ani irenerai
us before buying
flu Itili« Jok«.
Whsl Ailed M«r.
"John." said the politician's wife,
waking him up about Jam. what's
that noise?"
"That noise f echoed John, dream
ily. "oh. I gueaa It's some rats hold
ing a rat lllcatlon meeting in tbs at
ti '
The Bev Dr. Thirdly
What's this’
We«-plng? I have come just In time
My dear young lady, you are under
going a change of heart.
Young Ijuly- No
Icxtboo — my
heart hasn't changed, but, Oh, dear:
Oh. dear! His baa!
Poisoned Dy Absorption
fl*O*j*/*Rf n A
Through the pores cd the skin many poisons are
•" u^w®“*w
¡no, the blood, tleranging the circulation
POISOM
ao4 •<,rr(,aK th<* conitit.uon as quickly and
*•**•**"
»erioualy as those |(vnerated within the system lust
f> D JJ nPff'C ¡TPM
nn'ier the akm are innutnerahle halt like blood
“ •*•»» veaseii. and eOMOCtfag these with tbe skin
¡ESO AMD MDSR ar« millions of small liibes <>r glam!«, through
“*" rw»w Anu 0nM«*d* whn h the jioisou u convey«! to the blood sy»-
DfURmUMO RTit
,r'n During the spring and summer, while
RTVe the ,klB „ mi„t
in,t the
„n
open, we are much more liable to be affro-ted by Poison Oak and Ivy and other
dangerous plants. Workers ia bra»«, comer, lead and tine have their health im
paired and tbs blood supply poisoned through the absorption cd tine parti« Ire ut
these metals and the acids used in polishing and cleaning them
Inhaling tbe
fumm id lead give painters that pallid, waxv appearance ot the »kin Barber's Itch
is another disease that reochre tbe blood through the akin, and is a iao»t obstinate
one when it l-mumes firmly fixed in tbe sntem. After the poison has reach«! the
blond and been diMerninatm! throughout the »»stem it ia too late to resort to local
apfibeationa. In many rases tbe blood is afiroted simultaneously with the appear
ance of the rash or eruption on the skin, and all efforts should be directrel to tbe
purification and building up of the bl.rod. t’gly eru|Ri<ms and sores will continue
to break out in spite of aalvvs. washes, Soaps ov other external treatment.
S. S. R. is especially recommended for poisons of this character.
So com
pletely does it destroy the efl« ts of the Oak and Ivy that there is no poambilitv of
Its reappesraace and it is equally aa e!b, a< lows in braaa or lead potaonmg or Har
ber's (uh ; building up and purifying the blood sad driving out of the circulati.m
impurities of every kind, and removing every blemish, sore or eruption from the
skin
There is wo »ubstitute for S. S 3 ; it is the only purely vegetable blood
purifier known, and the safest and best ia all coostitutxvaal or bl<»«l diseases.
Oer NHIcal Cewsaltatlea Department. - If you desire any sp« ial information
er advice about your tase, write our physicians, explaining your condition, and
thee will carefully consider
Kier what you have to say
•nif vou will receives prompt reply Our
phvti
■
nans have m» !e a studv of
an ! «kin
in <i>«ea<e».
¿vero
end ««i can have the
of their eaperieme
and skill wiibont say ,<«t to you whatever Ikm't
to
a» nothing
vou sar goes heron.1 our oft. e
We have a vetr
lelereaUag bwb on Wood and Skin Diseaaca. which we «rill !w glad to mail from
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC COMPANY. ATLANTA. QA.
CURED BY PERUNA
SIGNERS OF DECLARATON.
COSTLY MINCE PIE&
Heles 1 e He»'» I •««•■« ««il Agetee»
• Msltwss Irwrosv.
“John Hancock waa the first to sign
Jul.nay F - bl ate five mince ptee at
tbe d« laratkm." says a writer In New one slit .ng. aud ibi» Utile tesai root
Lippincott, "and bl* bold, beavjr. Inky
bliu els lly fifl.iMM
Hi» »ult against
black signature la a character study the * aiudvu A hu bur ban Hallway Lum-
In Itself. There ia daab and fire, frank- twnj for that amount tur injurien sue
trees and firmo,-as lu It, au.l lire ire- lan.«! m : • ig pusbed from a car was
tneoduu» flourish at Hs clore atiows progressing favorable to blin yeoterday
ready wit. firm nerve ami sure ex«« u
io the Camdeu Court Half a dosen
tton. Hancock »as Governor of Mas doctors bad »worn that he waa su in
sa, buretta many terms He left must valili aa the result of the accident,
of bls fortune to coll,-ge» and fur be when Willie Brower, one of Johnny’»
nevolent purpos«-»
witnesses, in bis rambling testimony
"Roger Ahorman di«l In ITDCl. tbe told of Jobuny'» love for pire
seme year aa Hanoxk
Nbovmaher.
C ouum -I for the trolley company »aw
surveyor, lawyer. ■tMBfcswper, mayor, a glluruer of hope lu thia
rongreesmsn Jmlge am! supreme Judge,
"Could be rat a whole pleF* waa
renator. member of tbe committee of aakrd of W lllle.
dola re tlon and of tbe boards of war
"Why. yes. be ate live within a few
and ordnance, he disproved tbe old pro minute» laat week.'* the boy replied.
verb about Jack of all tre,!--» by beta*
The tbr«w lawyers who represented
Fr •o-riaro )
|iw<’y Board «1 K4u<aiion(
a succees at all. He was sagacious, Johnny were on their feet In an instant
Hon. J. A. Hint) won. •rrrHary of practical and of quiekrwt wit. Nena demanding of the court to know what
the Isis rd of «1 ucatton of Man Fran- tor Randolph, proud both of bis aristo mince pie bad to do with Johnny Foehl
cratic birth am! of having the bkxxl of being Injured by a trolley car. They
cisro, t'al . writs»
'*1 ha hr G hiim A IVrun« an idtftl tbe Indian princesa. Ihreubontas. lu bla want«! thia portion of tbe testimony
tonir.
K m«« mouth« ago 1 tuff« rvd veins, despia»-«! Nbermsu because of hie stricken out.
"Well.” declared counsel for the trol
with DruraBllMmia (»yelrinir catarrh>. lowly origin Once when tbe tatter was
ley company, any boy who can eat fire
ratiMxl by too c I< i « m application U> •Ix-aktng be interrupted bltu
“ 'Can the renator from Connecticut mince pira at one sitting is not rery
off*«'«' a irk
ayatrm aretnrd worn
out and I frit far from wall.
I tell me.' plp»x! he la hl* shrill, sarcastic much of an Invalid.'*
found Prrun» hrnrfttted me
very voice, 'what be did with hte leather
The court admitted tbe Iniace pie
much
It built up the rntirv ajatrm •boeutaker'a apron when be came to teatln ny
listing got Into the caae.
and made me («Tri like a new man
I the senateF
the pie» rematami to a finish
"Quk-k as a flash came tbe answer, '!
leliivr it it well worthy th« high
t'ounrel fur the plaintiff wanted to
praiw«' Ueatowed upon it»”—J.
A. cut It np to make tnocraeln» for tbe bring witnesses to prove the plea were
Bint Mon«
Indian renator from Virginia!" "
small Ove cent ones. They were will
“jiummrr (.-atarrh,’* a b >k written
tag to Send for a pie to show tbe Jury
CHAMPION Of I AIR bHOTS.
by l>r. Hartman, pfraicltnt of The
The railway rompatiy’s lawyers con
Hartman Sanitarium, on the aub)ocl
ceded Hutt tbe plea were small, but
rd the her*<>ua d&VtlirhBIMBNI p<x'uhar
contended that even so no tavalM
to summer, «evil free to any ad<ir«aa by
rould cat five of them.
The IVruna M^hrine, Co.f Colum
When ell tbe testimony was In the
but. ()
court, relieving the Jury. d«--lared that
Johnny Foehl had not made out a «-are
The mince pie testimony bad been fa
taltrprt««.
tal to It i'hlladelpbia North Ameri
Miss City (entering small country
can.
notion store, wherein was collected a
of everything)- Have
little
Black's In Bilk Attire
Pi»o » Cure for Coti su nipt ion is an infoi-
I’lerk- No. But here'» one
litis medicine for cough« and roid» N
piece of Anderson gingham, ma'am.
W .««west., (been Drove, R. J , Feb 17.
I’i*l
Selle It OUS
Little Ethel I gite»» you don't like
A NEW PROFESSION.
offre, do you, Mr. Hmlth.
Mr Hmlth Why, yea. Ethel. I am
Hto, k Judglne a New a»,l Poeatar
%’«1 ry fond of coffee.
Cellse« (»were.
Utile Ethel—Well, you make such
One of the newest and at tbe same
a noise swallowing It that I thought
time most popular courses at tbe Vul
ft hurt you.
versify of Illinois 1» that lu stock Judg
Ing
It has been established only three
years, and there are at present more
than 8»«) students taking It. Ths course
1» pxtpular b«-au»«- It leads directly to
employment at much more than avrr
»ge salaries, some of the graduate»,
after taking a course of nine months'
at duration, »muring positions as cattle
won the title in ra MMM
lu-at» all reconi» and always will.
buyer» at the Stock Yards aud else
Springfield. O.
Cure»
where at salarlea ranging from
The Hky Hoad of the Geese.
J. G. Millais, the artist. In bls hook.
“Tlie Wildfowler lu He itlaml.” thus ile
ticrlbea tbe acene of the arrival of the
wild geese from the Arctic regions,
Weakness of
which be twice had the good fortune to
the limbs
witness;
and ail
I beard tbe first “bonk” of tbe season
Aches and
coming from far up In the i«»t ex
l*ains.
panse of the blue heaven
Far a long
time nothing could I see, until nt last
a tiny a[x-ck appear«! In the sky us
far a» tbe eye could reach, and watch
ing It luteutly. I saw It grow lulu the
form of a goo»«' that was »lowly ile
»vending In great spiral».
This bird was followed at regular In
tervals by others, in little parti«*« of
jcrvoiso nasv cirri.«
from sis to ten.
The lender came down Immediately to fiS.OUo a year Ro great 1» tbe Inter
above the Inch, and while »he was pre eet which has been aronsed tn cattle
paring to alight, there were still small Judging that a number of Western col
I
companies evolving themselves from leges have form«! an lutercoUegtat*
the blue expanse. tiulll at last tie-re stock judging league, and »»ud rival
must have Ix-.-u some fifteen hundred team» to annual contest», ths winner»
birds actually on the wing, all In pro being awarded a handsome »fiver tro
cess of descent, and all follow Ing one phy presented by J A Rpoor. of Cbl
,-ago Tbe course of Instruction at the
another at regular Intervals
By ami by, when tbe leading geese I'nlverslty of Illinois I* entirely pre.
bad settled, tbe parties at the rear Heal. No books are us«!, the demon
si-vmed to straggle more, and longer lu st ration* being made on tbe living an)
tervals occurred betwm-n them; yet mala Once the students hare the good
they kept coming In all day as I roamed and bad points of tbe dlfferaut daaeee
round ami atM>ut the lake, till by even of animals firmly flux! tn tbelr minds
Ing. wbeu I dlsturtnsl the company, they are set to Judging Ove or six aul
Each student
there must have been tielwoen two aud mala In tb» same ring
They Wer« falt«.
Blither»- lie called me a liar to my three thousand gesso sitting on tin- grades the antruals comparatively, aud
then tbe score cards are gone over and
Island.
very teeth
leave
Blather»- Serve« you right:
eorrm-ted by tbe professor In thia way
Maeaagn fbr Dyspepsia.
your teeth home
next time -Ohio
a good working knowledge of live stock
A French medical Journal i-ltles a
State Journal.
buying Is acquired Io a few months.
number of caaea where great and last
TO Ct KK A < OLD IW ORB l>AV
Ing benefits were derived by |x»>|>le
Taka laxative Hronw quln-.ne Tablets. AU
lmgc.au re<u»d Iks m< nrv II It falls la euro. Buffering from dyaix-psia and alxloml-
C. w. Urov.'v signaler«- i»oti o li baa ’*■<
nal diseases from a gentle massage
treatment of the abdomen, says Leslie's
A Saturai Inlaranra
Weekly. Due case mentioned is Unit
Mrs Iiertwhletle (automobili ng)—I
hear the vrrv latest dauco la called of a young man aged Ju > ears, w bo for
six months bad lieeu suffering with his
"The Automobile."
Iluanap I'm: I suppose, It I» a sort stomach, lu spite of vari«-d treatment
of breakdown ”- Brooklyn Eagle.
be was gradually growing worm- and
looked like one In tbe last stagi-s of
Summer Resolution*
phtblsia. He suffered from cuuatlpa-
lion aud Insomnia, he was very nervous
and waa ronvluced that be was about
th «’
to die. After Instituting the alxiumlual
tur« rollar hocn linuor, opiuM at»<l u»txooa
massage bla condition rapidly Improv
hfiUk Mood tee pariteuiaea to
ed; hia abdomen, which had rewmbled
(HllT llttltltfi,
EIT— that of a child with metilugltl«, lx-
came supple aud dally enlarged. The
On to t1>s Curvta.
treatment was not severe nor very s|x*
Reckless Youth — Esther, dear, rial. His pain disappeared, and be was
would It be i asking too much for you able to digest all that was given to him.
Must Boar Signatur« of
loan - aay The patient gained In six months al»»ut
to advance nm a small
alxiut ISO.
sixty five pounds, which be has not lost
The Governor—Not at all. my son.
You might ask me for double the since tiiat time, now five years ago.
«For o/ffi/X yMrs I auf
furod with Iff It
thn of tho womb and
bladdor.profuao and
painful monatrua
lion, and at tlmoa It
aaomod aa though i
ahouid dia. I
torad moat of tho
Jahn Hstoewxh Was »he »(rat Mo<«e
• her max s Jack-af-Sll-t eadss.
Jacobs
tlma. but aaomod to
fall ovary timo
abort timo ago I bogan
to taka LYDIA E. PIHK
HAM'S VEGETABLE OOM
POUND, and thanka to It, to-day I am a woll
woman.’’ MRS. L. L. TOWRt, Llttloton, N. H
Mrs Town- like many other suffering w -men. waa a victim of
lh«rr llerphv. an did h>. i.-st He had battled wlthhere^
sres.lily and k-ol I Io no more. H Mr. T •«" had asked adv to.
I.f Mrs link ham seven ,.r eight ymrs ssrltor »lie would {“»•»>**
j*4«t mi many u» •’ * yvnr« of n*|*v-n<rw« at; t * • «nf
w nm.t .
It is n. t reo» . aide t - exp«-» that any lb l> g |wrw n can
sd'ise f t femal« troubl.-» »• »afely aa Mrs I In»ham. wtxon
eapetienco la without parallel in the woil.l
This should appeal
to the «Mumon «cure of any woman. «-|«toially when n.tulj
ivrry r>r».|«[.r
Mirrv
nror*|M*per in
in thie
irae country is prinllng
*• in alm.»* etrry
'
iRMUffi thn l«4!. r 4>r * n* woman who ha«
.'?‘f ’ ’ . / . .7.
Ftaktùìm «»hen doctors had given her up
Ehm** wal* fur tho
d.x*i<w to give you up to the surgx-ai knife, oe loll y-’U that you
- - - jreur - advice
-
— —
V-— y »,>u are certain to hate
cannot live ike*
where
—■—;;-a. Write to Mis l*inkham,
the benefit . f the «1 l-st ritwieno«
„„ h,
jer
No charge is ma le for advioe.
at Lynn, M »ss . end rely on
simple or however
There ia no fe *1« v.fnplaint however
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■r, 1» that I , din H. I’itlh linill*» \ • M< tnblr < olll|H»ltntl
wiiln.uh. il
’ « there 1»
■»' ” ’ ''
'
-th rly
years' rrwtrd of constant suc-ees
When you ask for th« medL
rint» *1 thx di utfgtsl'a. h* « uk you
whai you
fur id >I
n<»4hin|( *»!•*
I hr mfdirine ttmt cur»« >•
Lydia E. Pinkham’a Vogotablo Oompound.
‘5Û0D
REWARD
81'■ '«• I* ’•
m •hocfli «n4 «IMI Ih»
IriUf 1«
<♦»«•'»• VC •••
tetof«
’«• ••««••’• »|x»UI txr<««*•*♦’xi-
« ti (A K
Men»*
fa
Thou«M Mt hit Os« ol Th«m.
Manning A year or two ago I ad
vised Pitcher to write a Itook on the
famous men he had met.
Boyd And did he .to It*
Manning He wrote sn
autoblog
raphy - Boston Transcript.
I
Oil
CJST08I#
19 (M> D rops
For Infant« and Children.
The Kind You Have
Always Bought
Rheumatism
ANcvcUlA* Prrparalionfor As
Sllúilat hmî tN'hkxJdiMlUciuLi
Ung the Stomatici ,u*l üowvis if
Sprains
IN»ANIN/< HILDKLN
H
rrnnuth -iDoic-'t >ii( ts-crful
nessandA M< ont ihw nriiter
ihiumi Morphine iwrMuuf.il
fids like
l«»m Good from Evil.
Train yourself to fimi the gixxl In
what scema evil, to make of disaster
an opportunity for your courag««. to
master suffering by patience, to l«'»rn
from sorrow sympathy G. H Mer
riam.
Bears the
Signature
N ot N akcotic .
magic
tovoe^nuz» a** u/rroutv
Axwto I’sU
.
A. fa»oo •
Conquers
A-4WO too-
toss UW -
frX'to.
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Apcrfri'i Heine ly rnri'onsltjta
Hon. Sour Slonwrh. Dhurtswn
Worms .< o*ivulMuns.»*'Yrrish
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SECURITY.
Keeley Cure
Genuine
Carter's
Little Liver Pills.
amount with equal likelihood of get
Ore Consoling Thought,
ting It. You can't afford to be modest
illustrating the valm* of •-»tltlun I d
In these little requests a bit more than
1 can afford to grant them—Ohio expression, tbe lion. John M. Allen. of
Mississippi, tells a story of a funeral
State Journal.
oration, which he beard drlhere*! by a
Pabb-
negro preacher In tlie Notith.
Tbe habits of the deersm-d brother
Now the Horse, being »ensltlve to
ridicule, paused »« they were about to had not liern Irreproachable, and one of
enter the gate» of the city. .
his Items of waywardness w as constant
"You look so like So cent«!” pro attendance at gay ¡»arites, where he
test«! tbe Horse, regarding palnedly
whistled, dau.ed. and otherwise dis
the woman driving.
"Well, money s supposed to make ported to the great »caudal of the
the mare go*" retorted tbe woman, worthy pastor of the flock Bn, in sum
ming up the rase at tlie funeral, tbe
with a loud laugh.
Raying which she belabored tbe preacher deliver«! himself In this wise:
beast vehemently.
"My brethren ami sister», we are here
Thia fable teaches that the gift of
to pay our laat sad respects to our de
»perch 1» not of necessity fortunate.
parted brother. Nome says be was a
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good man. and some says l>e wB» a bad
man. Where be has gone to we can't
A Par ado • Kai Taloman
Judge- Have you formed any opin tell, but In our grief we has one conaola-
tlon. and that Is he's dead."
ion on thia case?
Wouldbeigh Juror—No, air; haven't
I’vllon Mills Then and Row.
mentioned it to my wife -Smart Set.
One hundred thousand treles of cot
ton lasted the Mncashlre mills for a
Th« Hunt.
. year In 1RUO; now the same amount
Mr Muggins-Been hunting y«t?
would feed their spindles fur a day and
Mr. Moover—Yea.
I' a quarter.
Mr Muggins- Hhoot any ducks?
Mr Moover—Wasn't buntin' ducks.
There 1» no money lu stealing borne*
Mr. Muggins- No?
Mr. Moovsr—No- buntin' a bouss.— thia year.
Columbua (O.) State Journal.
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IN BULK
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F»t »hrm Itli« e«r !y
The/
r»mov» any bad !•«<• tn ih» mouth, !••*-
tn* th* br»»*th »*♦<• *n<l p*rfum«d It I*
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tlh«4 upreitiiy by <JiU4r*n.
iwpfilrn fh* liumvh by r!*«n»!n< th*
mouth, thront ar-t f .-xl rh«nn*l
That
m*ar «. th»» stop un4t**«'*«! fand fr^m
•ourtng tn th* »tomxih pr«v*nt ■•* form-
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of ary hind that brved and f*«d In tn* »n»
tir* *y*c«tn.
nr» pur»!/ ****inMe *r.«J ««*n1aln no m*r-
rurlal or oth*r mineral p<»l»on They fur,«
• !»t of th» J a I*» t lüfiitivcrlr« In rnr*n< If ».
• rd f rm a r >rnbln«tlon af rrmtdl*« on*
» fl »!»<! to m 4 kt ’ h* blotksí I ir* a ! f ’I
and mate* citan akin and beautiful com-
p:*slc>n.
tnn* thn etomarh and bowel* nr4 ttlr up
th* laay ltw«r They do not merely soften
the stools »rd esu** their dlsrharg*. but
• trergthen »he b>**t« and put thrm Ir.’o
live y healthy co dilloi mate tig tbelr ne
tto« natural
fierer grip nor gtlpr They set nutefly. po*«
ItlvvBr ard nev»r caua* any kind of unmm-
f riabl* fr- t.g Taker reg t. *riy they m»tae
th* liver act regularly and naturally as It
should They keep t he »e*«rag* of (ha t>od y
properly Moving and teeep th* system 4 Inan
Increase the flow of milk In nursing moth
ers
If th» mother eate a tablet, it make»
her ml.te mildly purgsitve and ha* a mild
but certain effect on th* baby In thia way
they ar* the only »af* toaatlvs fur tha
nursing Infar.t
taken patter t!y. persistently w!tl rur* any
f >rm or ronstipat¡on. no matter how old ar
how often other r»m»dl*s have f»r.e<i Th*y
ar* absolutely guaranteed to cur* any rase,
or purchase money will b* cheerfully re
funded.
roet tot. Sir Vk * bog Rampies **nt free
for the »»king B e p.iblUh no testimonials
but sell «'aererete on their merit under ab
solute guarantee to rur*
Huy and try a
bog to-day» or writ* us for free »ampi**
and b->ote!»t
aSOnii »rsauvo sister co., mirteo w vow yeer
will b» paid to say reader of this paper who will re
port to os aay atttmpt ot saiwtitatioa, oc sals of
“ somethiag just a* good” when Cascareis aro called
tor, ana fuimsk »vident» upon which ws caa .onvkt. AU ¿orrtspoodfoco confidential.
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