The Santiam news. (Scio, Linn County, Or.) 1897-1917, August 02, 1901, Image 4

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    Disfigured Skin
tXir.biblv *1 W m U
In th» very dry atinrephrre* th»
Wastad musrlre ant dsreytng boavre.
durability of Wood M almrwt incred­
Wh»l havoc!
ible
Fierr» of wood, wooden casket*
Sr rotula. M a Ion», is capabi» of all that, and wiaaien article» have been with­
and more
It I* r.m.iwM.ly n.*r«*d by bon.br* In drawn from Egyptian catacombs of
II» wl Inflanimatlons tn lb» «yre. dys- an antiquity i •*■» or S.ltiM J ears
papal*, aisrrb. *i..| c»n»ral
antedating tbe Christian era.
IV HAPPED IN ROM ANCE
ROBINSON CRUSOE'S ISLAND.
FAMED IN FICTION.
It is slwsya radltslly and p»rman»m:y
cured by
Hood's Sarsaparilla
w
ù repels all b'im '•
tl.«»* and build« up lb«
Whstbrr yuWM °C <*>d
high
"• • 1 *rut'
«boi» «yvlrn
W lib all of Its sulltud», writ»» lx»ug'
las Whit» tn th» Ovsrland Monthly la
*
ttrer» la not a «[»k of laud upon tb»
surf a re of th» I’acilk- or any other
»• ocesn wliUb la better known or mure
widely dla*-u*M-d than this sat»« Island
of Juau t eruatides. Klrangv lj enough.
glad
It l* not tbe Island's history which lias
• be,
made II* name *u well knoau tbreugli
•ut tb>- Eugllsb speaking world, for to
most ¡w».ple lh. re la llttl» of It* history
• an known, but the fam« of Juau Fenian
de* ha* all arlaeu from a work of Be-
tl<m * hieb ha* t«vn since It* first pule
Ta » a<r»»iur» «• »• t’wj kw <4 n« | wsm
Heat Ion more widely read than any
laxative Brt>mo-4Juinine
• Imllar work in the English lauguage
Is* rww.eS« uu raw*» » e»M tw ewa Oaj
Fret» the jMiMilug of Fernandes and
bls H|iaiil»li eoloulsta tlw- Island waa
V«ry l>k«ly.
i seklorn visited save by some ship which
McJiggrr—There la a rumor that
»a* pre*M>d fur aater and fresh food.
China i« wretly raising allot tier army
' 1 In which <aae It furnished both lu am
by cotmcripf ion.
pie quantities, the g<>*ta aupplylng
Tbingiimbol«— Ah’ I suppooe the
fresh meal, lire fruit trees ret by Fer­
<>p< ti door is responsible for this
nandes giving of tbclr produrla, «lilla
draft.
reveral kind* of wild irgetablrs grew
in abumianre on different |>aria of tbu
island
lllatory. bowel er. morda but
fen of there visits up to the liegluning
( m »I IM R iw II Anyhow
of th» eigbtceutli century
From a
rough survey of th» Island. It waa set
Doctor—Well, tuy hit ir man, y mi rr
down a* lieiiig about twelve uilles long
quite nell agalli.
Ilow did you (dike
t*y four mile* In Ila whlest portion,
(hr pilla, iti waler nt with rak«**
curving In a northwest and southwest
HU ». — |
thrin in my blofk
I knead yon didn't dlrr.-tl.in with It» highest |>eak at !b»
wet 'em, ao I took 'em off I m - im I
of tlie
curve.
This
peak
in. "
• ii name«! by Fernandes "KI Vunqu«"
(Tb» Anvlli. from its < lose reaemblanc»
THE BAKER 8 DOZEN
to ihat tm«'banl<*aI tiuplement.
For ren*l«leral>ly over 1<H> years KI
ThuU«s R«««ooa Eiplsining Popularity »4 I unque'a »ulituile was broken only by
lh« • As. hor Clamp
' Un* roiulng aud going of tbe»» few »1»
llors, until In !7<st the ship entered
A grv'Rt deal i» bearvi now »bout the
j“snehor" fvnr'ea that have sprutig < ninlicrlMnd Bay wbh li was to give to
luau Fernandes It* jiosslblllty of be
mtn w ide popularity nt late
It is
c I« ihhi «I that they
wre the « h«*«|w*t «omlng one of tbe tieat known ld.ind*
i and moat du rabie feivce* on tarth, upon llie world's chart*. This ws* the
, hr nee their generili adoption.
Ml- < 'inqne I’orta galley, under the com
Now.
* nute inquiry into d»tail* of construe- ma nd of one t'api. Straddling
I-rarti to take picture».
Th» “A II i ion rev» ala the hut that ’’anchor'* this Brltl*li skipper doe* not seeni to
C of Photography" tells you how to , rlamps bold (rivet tight) the large have been extremely popular with hla
doit
Ihe' l»-«t book on photography ■ wirr« of which the feiuxe is Iliade, thus men. for ujion this first visit to Fer­
e«er written
Your dealer can grt it making the fence five time* as atrxmg nandes more than hi of Id* "Jacklsn”
for you
Camera Craft, 3JM Butler and durable a* any oilier fence on the i deserted to the Island, preferring the
street, Koi Francisco, Cal.
life <>u II* solitary ebores Io existence
market.
Before the »hip
The manufacturers, The Portland ataoard the galley.
Hs's I ls««4.
\nrb«»r Frm « Co 742 X »colai street, sailed, however, ail but flv« of these
Marie—They'll never lie married.
Portland, Or., gne a full baker*« derertera changed their opinions and re­
• irace—Why not’
i dorm reasons why the “anchor” turned tu the galley’s decks.
Four
Marte—Well, she won't marry him clamp is so etti«*lent :
years *llp|>ed by and agnln Xtraddllug's
until lie pay* hi» debts, and he can't
1 It »< niml»’ of the IMMI I“« p
•hip dropped her am lior In Cumber­
pa; Ins debts unit) he marries her
: there hire is strong and durable
land'* waters, of the live men left In
2 It is anup!e; can la* applied by 17ia> but two remalnaxl. tbe others hav­
TI»« h»»t F r»«rr1 p« I •• f«r Malaria
any one.
ing In-ell carried away by a French
("Hill* and Freer la a botti» of <ir*rr*» Tóatele«»
3 1 t <!«>•**
‘
«Imi other tir* prrtrnd ■hip which called In the meantime
('bllt Tunk* llte«Uaply iron »n«J qutalae la
a laatelraa forai b« < ure. N« Hay
bric» ü«r i tn do—makes an immovable •iichor.
But this secund visit of the Ctaqas
4. It pH rent» looac and sagging Ports w aa to b» productive of the great
ttsdn'l R«port«g Yst
! wire».
event la Fernandes's history, for w hile
"You «ay he died a ««Idler's death.
6. It keep» a fence always in repair, In the t>ay the commander of the gal
SV hat was tbe fatal wound*"
ß h prevents injury to siock.
ley had an argument with hl» »ailing
"Il isn't known.
The invretisgt
7 It make» a fence that »!<» k can- master, one Alexander Selkirk, who
ing committee hasn't decided whether not break down.
demanded that he be given nn allow
it was due to the tohacco or to hot
H It van la* used on smooth or
anew of stores and lauded on the l»l
irone. ”
l»arl«MÌ wire
and. Ill* request was complin! with,
9 It can Is* ua*d for making new
and the galley sailed without him For
M. i ber* »ill f. nd Mr* Winslow's Sooth
or repairitig old fences.
inf hynip the best renivi» to us» tor their
four years aud four month* ilul Selkirk
1<> It is tl><- nly li» vet devi«»! by
' 'ren during lb* tretblng p»nod.
maintain hla louely vigil at the top of
which a fence can bo made in any
manner desired, or rejvainxi without tbe Island's mountain range, scanning
N»»r (>v< and Ifuurtawc«
the sea for tbe sail which might couie
rebuilding
Hair <lyr it c<»i)»)<|rrrd ao detri­
11 It makes the BEST and most to end hla dr.-ary life. In 1'tM he waa
mental to long life that a continental
taken off liy tbe Ituke, iti Kngllsb priv­
durable fence on the market.
aaaurance comprny refute« to inaurr
ateer, ou txMird of which he returned to
1Ï IT IS t'HEAF
the hire of pcraona u*ing it.
13. Merit alone can stand the tret England, bringing with him an exteu
slva note book Covering hla experieni-es
of time
H*wa?« ef <H»»Ita fs»r Catarrh Thai
The company will send you an during these year* of solicitude. This
I <sa«*i» Marriry,
! note book
presentnl by him to the
At maveurf «il. «nr«¡r *te«tro7
teftaa *f illustrated book on the subject free, if
! novelist ltefoe. and on It tbe writer
•
a t
• W
..
you write to them.
Iff tn Vbraahter.na it Utrv «h th* mu o -• tur
founded what at once Im-anie one of
fare« » .. h article« »hnu 14 û*»*r b* umk I « i
s
-
-
•
(lie most popular fictional works of
Nel fiocu.'v« Eneugh.
riettfl, •• th*4*it.*f« th«r «ili do I« t»a fold t.»
Ihr
I ran j-vseil.y derive from th««
Mr i’atk Blojw—Ito you I* dieve 'k“’ •“*’ <'ac*1 »ucceedlng generation,
lia • « • «r?h < tire, manufactured by K )
rourre. Defoe uan! an author's tail-
that
the doctors will agree that, i alter
< brney A « v Ti- edo. <> . toniAiM n« cuerear j
i tilde In Its construction, but there ex-
aa ’ • takra internally, a un« dìrwetiy u«cm ail. salt is the elnir of life*
vs
. - >
t J fl
toy ! lata to day upon Juan Fernarades every
Mr Midwood—Never!
It's
In I t:»hif H* ¡ A t aiarrh < «na be Aure you <r.
one of the principal landmarks dem r I li­
Ihe «ertnia« ft
taken iniertaiiy and mad* cheap!
In Toledo, onio, by f. J. c beney A Ca Teat«
nt In the chapters of Robinson Crusoe
mala free.
« ¡»ta. yr Ire T3r yer U m tie.
Apj>ff«sstton
» Pili» ar* ihe beai
TO OUTWIT THE JANITOR.
She—! like tome of your article«
Duke—Just gi/e me a month’»
on that and I'll con«ider it.
«ery much.
Flat» Dweller* Fear of <>er* Hae Da*
He—Oh, I'm «o glad’ Which waa
«eloped New ln<lo«try.
"I we money is re|»>tted easier.”
the part you liked apeci all,?
I "All right.” said the locksmith, * bo
"Then It must nu-an that it pie»
Hhi t—Well,
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1 liknl the quotation
keep* a little shop In Amsterdam «re
st way.
It doesn’t come •ny from
Ballar.
tiue and does odd Jobs of no great tar
easier "
portance In themselvre for the real-
fA»
O»«e*
anff
l*i«o a ('uro la (be beai medicine we ever
WWeSs Off th» Ootit.
dents of the neighborhood, "all right,
u»n| for ali afte« t*«»• • <4 the throat an<1 laisllr» ».-«.o-qulsm* T*k •«• run a cold In
air, I can fix this key to suit you, I
IltllgB
W» <1 K> mui . Vanburen, Ind
-MWOsr J»»run. Xu fa». I*tm»c«ala
Feb 10 ISU»
think"
Yaecbad.
"You see." be explained to a visitor,
Makiag th* Ik it at It-
First Bbarjier (at Fan-American ex- accoHitog to the New York Herald,
Flatbush—1 call it rather coni poaitiooj—*1 hope you got the last dol­ when the customer bad retired, "be
in th'we burglar» leaving their card lar out <4 that galoot from Hacken­ wants me to give him a Janitor proof
after making a clean sweep of every­ sack. N. J.
He came to the exposi­ key, and I’m Juat the boy to do II. I
thing we own.
tion because the paj«rs say it's a lib­ gores you don't know what a janitor-
proof key la. because I know you lire
Flatbush—Y<-s; lxit my dear, we eral education.
now know who to gn to if we ever
Second Sharper (complacently)— ' In a bouse If you lived In a flat you'd
want to have any «sport burglarising Well, 1 guess I gave his education the know.
done.
finishing "touches.’’
"When a man moves Into a new apart
ment that Is, an apartment that I* new
................
to him the first thing he Iwglus to
worry about Is tbe key proposition I'll
take my oath that New York people are
tbe most suspicious set of elttsens that
I ever saw In all my life
Why. they
don't trust their relatives
Afier tbe
man of the flat gets kin string of two or
Children are constantly rxpoacd to all sorts of di»-
three keys from the Janitor be begins
»»»»*
The air they Irreathc is tilled with germs, sewer
to let his suspicion loose.
f;a» and duat from the filthy street* are inbaled into th»
"He thinks, of course, that the janitor
tings and takrn into the blood. At the crowded school
I* predatory by nature. Maybe he Is
room* and other public places they come tn contact
right, but I Iwllere the law holds all
almost daily with other» recovering from or in the fl rat
Iversons innocent until they are pro vol
stage» cf contagious diseases. You cant quaraatiae
guilty, and It would l>* a pretty hard
against the balance of the world, and the best you can
thing to do to prove a Janitor guilty.
do ib to keep their blood in good condition, and thus
Anyway. Ihe man of the flat get* ner­
prevent or at least mitigate the disease. You have
vous. lie has receive«! *o many keys.
iwthaps learned from ohacrvation or experience that
What I* to prevent tlie Janitor from
nealthy, robust children (and this means, of course,
having kept a duplicate key of tb»
< hildren whose blood is pure) are not nearly so liable to
apartmrntl Nothing at all. It would
contract diseases peculiar to them, and when they do it
!»» the eaateat thing In the world for lb»
is generally in a mild form. On the other hand, weak,
Janitor to hold out, turning over all tb»
emaciated and sickly ones seem to catch every dfceaae
that comes along. This is because their blood is lack­
keys but one anti making use of that
ing in all the elements necessary to sustain and build
to enter th» flat whenever he saw a
up the body, poisons of every tiemription accumulate
goo<| opptirtnnlty In the absence of tbe
in the system, because the pollute«! and aluggtah blood
' family.
is unable to perform its proper functions
"That * tb» way tbe hou«eboliler flg
, Such children need a blood purifier and tonic to give
urea the case out to blmwlf. Then he
strength and vitality to their blood, and S S S. beings
come* around to eome locksmith Io the
purely vegetable remedy, makes it the safest and best lor
neighborhood and five» one ricuse
the delicate constitution* of children S. 8. S. ianotonljr
after another to account fur his wish
a perfect blood medicine, but is pre eminently the tonic
to bare tbe lock changed on hla front
for children; it increases their appetites and strengthens
door, It doesn't make an, dlfferenc»
the digestion and assimilation of food. If your child­
j to a locksmith what tbe reason la, so
ren have any hereditary or acquired taint in their blood,
loog a* be gets paid for the work be
give them S 8. 8. and write to our physicians for any
dore. but tbe 'flatten' «earn to think It
information or advice wanted; this wifi cost you noth­
necessary to spin him a fairy yarn
ing. and will start the little weaklings on the road to
Anyway, the matter »nd* by tbe lock
.recovery
Book on Blood and Skin Diseases fre».
Milth going around to tbe flst, taking a I
Ri'trtd ts »M Dvs.tisa
What S. S. S. Dona
for Children
A s
THB SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.. ATLANTA. <JA.
» ■■
•qutat at tbe lock, aaarkta* a nhew
where be c»a cut off a tn fl« of ike ire*
ao that tbe key that bo^ouf» to It won't
work, and then a Herl ng tbe key so that
It will at tbe revised lock
"For thia tbe ebarg» la very slight
There la only a few umiite»' work to
tbe Job. and a locksmith hasn't tbe
heart to make an orerebarg». ,ou know
Now. this la s»'ti cheaper ibaa basing
tbe old lock taken off and a new on»
put on. for then new keys would bav»
to b» made, and good keys coot con»ld
erable. you know. By simply w-rap ug
a piece off tbe lock at a certain point
and a-raplng a correspoodlng piece »ff
tb« bey. th» flatter' gets practically a
new protection, and tbe Janitor Juean't
•rand a chaure of paying bim a visit
without ring'ng tb» bell and being regu
lari, admitted '*
tbe kml of I Ke Town.
There waa nothing about nlm to Indi­
cate th» crank
11« was neatly but
not fashlvnalily dressed, ami bls good
aatursvl countenance wan of corpulent
order, says tbe New York Mall and Kg-
pre»»
|{» gtanced reflectively out of
ihe rear window of a Third B««uiie car
st tbe tall build ng» along Park Ilow
•ml Broadway, and for a moment l«»>k
ed serious
"Too much weight.” be said to a fel
low jmsaeuger beside him. nodding bls
bead >u the direction of th« l.ulldtng»
"Too mu- h weight entirely
people
don't seem tu realise that the lower
portion of thia City is only a crust of
ro«'k. with water of great depth be
Oi-atb I.
They keep putting up build
Ing after building of great height and
weight, and some day there's going Io
be tbe greateat catastrophe of the ages
t he whole blooming lower part of the
city, or a gmal portion of it, will car»
In uuder the enormous strain put U|«>n
It by these sky scrapers, and the loss
of Ilf» and property will be Incalcuia
ble.
■t»bbi»< Fttsv
BY A KANSAS
NEWS AGENT.
TOLD
CITY
REATH
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Jack Wi Ilia iris, ol No. 401 Del*.
ware «treet, says the Kati*»a Cily.
Mo., Journal, is well known «a an en*
lerjiriaing news agent and a thorough­
ly reliable tnan
lie had been a suf­
ferer from kidney trouble and endured
much («in from it until recently,
wlien he tried Dr. Williams' Fltik
Fills for I'ale Feople and with auch
success that within a short lima he
was entirely and jmnnaiiently cured.
To a reporter be aanl
"For two years I had pains in the
l<ack constantly, causing me serious
inconvenience
But I did not at-
tempt to do anything for my com­
plaint until the tatlv-r part of last
winter, when I saw an advertisement
of l>r
\V illiani»' Fink Fills lor
Fale People and decidevl to «ee wbat
they w;>uhl do for me
I was relieved
within one week after I liegan taking
them the |>aina di**p|»-ared and so
complete waa the cure that I have
not found it mvessary Io take further
treatment nor have I l»-en troubled
st all by the diaesae since "
Khlnry complaint is an inaiduoti*
diseao
First come almost unnoticed
|»ain* in the leck and some slight in-
«xvntrrniencr. The jmtn« grow gr»du
ally worw « im I the inmmriiieitr«*
greater till
H not gnrn
c*l
the j»rr*<>n »ufTrrwnv*Evil
torture aixl Y mt ' oiii **« unfit to follow
hi* nrdiuary anew pat icn.
III cmw ) |*
on i ng *et« in, the «NjWlitutiuii iw
wrecked and death often rrwuh*
Mr. U ilh«tn *r*tk the<>ne untiiih>
remedy and wm r«**dily rum! within
• frw week*.
Ili* fttAternrut
•worn to lirforv Lion«*! M ohm *, * n«*
tary public, *ii<! the f*rt* above «ill
lw*r the mo*t «rwrrbthg
4gwtlHit.
Dr. M >lli*m«' Pink Pill* f<»r Pale
IVoph* will not only « i T» t t * cure m
c « r < * Bimtiwr to th«
one al»<ne, but,
acting dirr«*tly u|w*n th«’ blood and
nerv<«*( are an unfailing *|*t ific for
Wtlch dlMAMT »* |oC«Mllotor «1* t Ht, p»f-
tial fwinilv*!*, St Vitus' dance
** i
•tic«, n«'un*lgii«t rheumutism, nrrtou*
hmdache. after ••ff** t* of the grip
fuilpitation of the heart, ¡Mile «nd »»il
low completion« «nd all forms of
w»•«ki»e** either in mnle or female
At •!! drtiggiM* or direct from Dr.
Williams Medicine Co . S<-benci »tMlv.
S’. Y.
Pri«r .’»0 ci’it* j»« r lor, tn
boxes. 12 &0.
"Just think of th» weight that crust
' ' • ' ■ * »'i> n
Mill! n. of 'on« ■ '
arriving here every year to lie used for
girders and rafters
Millions of tuns
of brick and mortar are used In con
structlng th» buildings, to »ay nothing
of the marble granite and other kind*
of stone, and all piled i>|Min that frail
crust of rock, which must give way
some day tinder the strain.
"Then, there'a the bridge, too.
It
can't last forever Mora» day It Is go
Ing to break down under the additional
strain put upon It by the trolley and
strain cars now running to Brooklyn.
Imagine the a-eue at a rush hour some
night, trolley ears on both aide» laden
u"h people the proiocnide crow.Id
and trucks In a steady at ream
Mud
denly one of the cablet give* way Tbe
other, unable to stand the strain alone,
A Forced Alliance.
also |>aris. and people, cars and trucks
Muggin«—He married the cook, I
are diimpd Into the river like a shovel
of coal Into a bucket. Oh. It's tiound believfe
Buggin«—Yr«; you *«•»* »he wanted
to come. I tell you.”
to h-axr.
••I’rlnce t,cor<te."
The Ituke of Cornwall !» devot—ll,
In ktynl Bhratnda wbptw m a
growing l»iy he once pa»«<-<| a happy
winter. One of bl» favorite cunired-s
there waa a little g*rl whose great
grandfather had fought side by side
with Wolfe Upon the Flalns of glira
ham. Slie u»e.| to push her little nx k
• g ■ ' .’i ’
I
r • .f ';■ ■, .
and laborlou»ly time her small rockers
with those of his larger chair.
•:
...
■ lie n»e<l to chatter, "always together,”
thrusting dlffereine of rank Into that
llmtui reserved for sophiaUcated aduits
Another favorite of the prince was a
young American girl who dtai-overed
him In the admiral's hallwny oue day.
tugging at bl« gloves.
"f bate tu wear them,” lie admitted,
as lie looked at tier Imre Imuda. only
I pivrnlsed grandmother that I would."
A letter from Qtiewn Victoria gave llie
royal Ixiy much pleasure, but on lieltig
asked If tie would »i'll It fur twopmud»,
lie eagerly accepted (tie offer
Where
u|»on be answered the letter with coin
mcmtable promptneaa, urging his "dear
grnmlniother please to write again "
The death of his older brotiler, some
years later, aid the receut death of the
ipieen materially changed th» career
■>f th» youth to whom th» American
girl said "you. and be said you tu i.ie."
On his return from the tour of the Brit­
ish coloules be will receive tbe honored
title of the Prine» of Wales, with Its
pregnant motto, "lib dlen" 1 nerve.
Town»—Fur godneas sake, what are
you so cranky about?
Browne— Oh, 1 naked tny wife to
«»w a button on my coat.
Towne—And wouldn't she .Io it*
Browne— Yes; but Tv» just discov­
ered that the tuition »lie sewed on my
cont was cut from my vest.
To ci its; a < oi u ix oxa
Ts«* Innio a-'-u- « w on ns 'l*l-.r<*
trugslaia r*'
I lbs mon-, it Itimi* lo
I w. Urovr b • »nature la <>n ss. h ts*«
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CATHARTIC
Mow It HsppsMii
Silas— Hot did you ever mint to
let that bunco man take you in*
Hiram —Wadi, I kinder *u»|sx-t«»l
hitu al fust, but he »aid m>l.»ly d
ever know I was from th»- county an
I though a feller that didn't know
that much couldn't I»’ dangerous.
A Osar Cass.
"Hruator, " the asked, "do you l>e-
*•
lieve in tbe survival of I lie littest
‘"I do," he replied—"as long a*
the Attrai ha» the patronage to dis­
tribute."
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fOÜ KNOW «NAT t<»< AKK ÎAKIKO
Wb»®tj
uro»» • î w»i»c*fl «mi! Towle.
• ifltk« formula I« flaiuiy *« nt«M| a* awry
teille ebowinf I Mal il la • at pl y lv«n a*4 Q«t«
la a ui s U m for» N*> CorK
»*<▼ **
A Matter *1 F tpen««.
”!^««rtor, what U the matter with
nw’"
•’You netd al«>ut three mon tin'*
rret from buninm«—>that t* all.**
* ’Threw month»' rent* That will
<•<-*l lue $»> <••)
The other doctor
«a»d I nr«*«hx| an operation for a|M*nd*
h” Ilta.
l lint would i • *t only
I
think 1*11 let him operate.**
DON'T GET WET!
<OWEJ)^
THE oaniNAL
Sprt**< Plant m (
“Jfwiah i* in a terrible quandary."
"What now*"
"He dt*r*n t kn«»w whether he gax«*
tlw« canary the bird a«***«) or whether
In* g k«.r* it the flower •* «•«! atid plant«'*!
Ihe lord need,”
BRk*’
OILE.D
CLOTHING
««>o« «a** a «f.i ••
SKe K m » M
tSWHHOHCM
” Ml i* lo*t aav <* honor, ‘' (rJeph
the drfi »ttr«| ewmlKlate to hi* wii
2 a m.
*‘U » H, you'll bate to walk home,
then,” *h<* a nt wr reel, “(or that won't
«to y«m any good on th* owl car» ”
Ami them nothing but th«* tow. li mirar
biumng uf the telephone win*« An«wrr
rtf her.
VET WEATHER
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WWH« run UNE or wämntj amo had
Ad TOWtß CO. B03ÎON MA3á M
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11 ' H K N writlre* t* *A*«r<i*«r» pi«**«
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FARM MACHINERY AND SUPPLIES.
CHAMPION BINDERS JOtfS
Oregon.
F**(W 1 Mufti*,« «RfHl.
Can gire sou
; Ruggire. Plows,
; Wm-'miHs and
Mactnnorv. bee i
t,
the I»»«! bargain« in
Under« and b n<m»a.
himn« ani <«»nwr(U
ne li»(ur» bu» mg.
Where do Yon
Sell Your Hides?
Mini Oyitin hi*r Mobil«.
A big .»y.ter bnl near Mobile,
In; ■ !» i > - ' I ' . < || ,|o i «si
It
timated that there are ||tWI till
of oysters in the bed at this linn
r*y M<
W> *.*• • p*Y Ihr tl»<h**t !’♦ -*
Chua, L, Maatick & Co,
7 5 Front St . Cor Olk. Portland, Or
Nos tl« hot Th«r«
"lins d I ronie höre’
Well," an-
•Uered the Bullen couvicl, "I siieuki-d
in de Imck s ay. w hrn nobody was
lookm* and hnl in dm yi re ce|l."
«S m i er Rnolutlon^
Keeley Cure
íh V
•ur*
habil/.
un» hnuor,
*u4 UktaMBM
Mn ! fu« p«rUcuinm u>
(Miflf IflJtHfltfl. ‘•“•V..'“,*.’.“, i’.i'J'—*
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W holesale Boots and Shoes
KRAI SSI- A PRINCE,
#7 and hq First Mreet. Portland, Oregon.
sisters a«l-
llmt they
Catalogue Furnished
t pon Applkation.
All Kinds Carried in Stock
Started tt«r So»<
Mr» Bmwn tat
tea
party,—Oh. dear,
Smith is singing
l wunder
what startnl her.
Tommy Brown (•Red
•even)—I
Ir •l'iel a Jieiiliy down her back when
•he wasn't looking.
GEISLER PATENTS
COMPANY.
Chamber of Commerce,
PORTLAND, OREGON,
Ns’-ureA p«l«H(a f.,r InrffftUoB«
a
«'»nutrir*
r»i n«*»<tii»tr« tn«
• fí » »n4
p«i<*Qt I hi u
Hon«
«satter term«
fa>i|Uefl
than w» offer obtatua'*
»iy
whrr*
Farmrui «»< wir 1er«
ntav I m * d»l*rrr«l Uli palmi i«
a I u W b I
W rii* ItX pai«ipiil»t
W tiy IMnah Wept.
Not long sgo • I eutenant In the uavy
wu ordered away on a three year*’
cruise. Tbe order bad tieen dreaded for
weeks, aud when It came the young
wife, who was to b» left tn a Brooklyn
flat with a baby and a colored servant,
w aa tn despair.
tttie controlled her Borrow very well,
however, until tbe actual moment of
|>artlng came, ami then she wept a*
though b»r heart would break. *aya th»
New York Herald. The cru;*er was to
leave the navy yard early next motn
Ing. and the lieutenant bad gone to re
port for duty.
In the mld*t of her lamentations tbe
young wife beard a sniffling and sob
blng tn tbe dining rnom. and up m
glancing through the door she saw
IHnsh. the colored ms Id. ro. k ng her
body to and fro In a chair ami weep'ng
violently
"Why. lv|i IHnsh. what's tbe tn mat
ter?" cried the mlsire** • You wein io
t t take Mr Blank * departure as mu<*n
to heart as I do."
" I're* I I doesn't. Mis' Blank 'deed I
doesn't!" sobbed Dinah
"What am
tKukterln' dis chll» am th» fac’ dat a
culled grinman friend o'
mln»
gw In» sail blss»*f on dat as me
erwlsah!”
Ituhe of Norfulb's < luthee.
The Puke of Norfolk's ludlfferctice
to the nlcetlr» of tire»» has h-d to many
mistake», which. •• a man of humor,
be always enjoy» I luring hl» long term
of server on tbe l«>ndou County Coun­
cil be was often mistaken for a la loir
meinlier. OOP reason tmlng lic aiise lie
always »at on the name group of »esi»
aa tbe lat»r men
Not ao long ago he
pul »»me sovereigns In the plate al the
door on Imvlng the Roman Catholic
I'hnreb off l.ln«»iln'e Inn Held».
The
doorkeeper, feeling that lite plainly
drrsacvl man must have maite a mis­
take. hurried after him to captain Th»
departing visitor smiled quietly aa be
replied
W e'll let tbe mistake pa «
thia time”- Ixiudon Cbrunh-le
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Hotel Flavel
<>!<»• fur •*••*»»> Jurur
IW!
• <»i I F Harvey, Manner
CASTORIA
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For Infants and Children.
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A\r(etabk* Preparation for Aw
simdatinR Air Food and Rrtfuia
UnC thr Skiaflcta atiJ Dowvh cf
The Kind You Have
Always Bought
xirnu
Bears the
l>0 \\ Í S.*‘< Hll DRUM
Promotet Digestion Cheerful
nessanilRpst iOBtam-- nenia i
Upturn Morphine nor Mineral
Signature
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Use
For Over
Thirty Years
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SUMMER
»• K*«t tima to Fura Catarrh,
Rrourhllia and < omumpiion,
<>»r '*»£.•'j »MTwa^ant**4, |i
W. I. SMITH I CO." liffiio’ H. T
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